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Erin Burr, sir @erinscafe Hollywoodland

Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. Surprisingly good in the clutch. I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine. Director of #ffthefilm on Amazon.

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Joined Twitter 1/28/09

My thoughts on a 'rigged' presidential election.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir#PrayForTiffany
This is the best god damn story I have ever read.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirTiffany Trumped Trump nobody told Tiffany they were doing muted pastels did wikileaks turn into chuck palahniuk’s shitty word cloud
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir.@CNN commentator @CLewandowski_ received $100K in final severance from Trump campaign, bringing his total pay to $515K.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirWhat an exquisitely painful baseball game.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirThis is what America needs rn. people accused trump of not doing enough for down ballot candidates smh
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirIt's weird that there's not a Calvin peeing on the Constitution decal tbqh. @MaryHartmanx2 does he mean the gun show poophole wells fargo article went from 0 to 100 real quick
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirso so good @RalstonReports @chrislhayes I went to the Trump rally at Treasure Island casino. It was legit the perfect setting for this dumpster fire.We added two new cases to our database today, bringing the 2016 total to 865. Learn more:
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @nycsouthpaw most Mormons would vote for a McMuffin at this point if that were an optionTrump would have his supporters believe Clinton can rig a 50 state election, but she's too incompetent to defeat ISIS and fix the economy.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirliteralol of the proceeds of this nasty woman shirt go to Planned Parenthood. Trump: "I didn't even apologize to my wife." Melania Trump:
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - JFK "No puppet no puppet you're the puppet." - DJT
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir#BadOmbré
Full quote is even better. In 1978, @newtgingrich praised the Democrats for being nasty, because it made them winne… Frank. What a loser. And she got caught. I like refugees that weren't caught. Okay? #TrumpBookReport
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirLook, I don't know Voldemort. He said nice things about me. If we got along with the Death Eaters, wouldn't be so bad. #TrumpBookReport
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirFinally remembered who said the Republican Party needs more nasty people. Oh, @newtgingrich. @MikeIsaac @edcasey ME @edcasey @MikeIsaac wanna get breakfast? Lunch? @MikeIsaac @edcasey okay but remember you asked for it @edcasey @MikeIsaac oh shit Ed I'm in Seattle rn why aren't we hanging out @edcasey @MikeIsaac coincidentally, that also works as a seattle earthquake kit @rowast @edcasey @MikeIsaac obvs @edcasey @MikeIsaac also Mike I have an actual earthquake bag, I grew up Mormon, let me know if you want my detailed not at all nerdy list @edcasey @MikeIsaac those heels are comfy af and I'd wear them in pretty much any disaster scenario @edcasey @MikeIsaac ed that's not an earthquake bag and this isn't dmI made a plan to vote, and so should you. Sign up for a reminder text, and find out where you need to go. @scottEweinberg someone finally got him some xanax for afterAmerica needs that gif.Who's got footage of Trump losing the Emmy in 2004? Trump says he got up and started walking to the stage before he realized he lost. @jesseberney @Olivianuzzi good call, he's probably doing Christie's job hey where is Christie*crosses fingers* @Olivianuzzi wait I thought the victory party was at In-N-OutDo... Do y'all need help
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @scottEweinberg The Amazing Race, The Voice, The Amazing Racethis moment at the end of the debate from @jraedle and @GettyImages says everything tho #debatenight real winner tonight is @VanJones68. #debatenightwe may never know're like 90% sure Tiffany Trump is currently on the phone with Marla asking for an extraction team right. @Senor_Fern @darth I've been giggling about it all day so it really makes no difference to me at this point @darth @chrisgeidner reminder that Paris Hilton grew her inherited wealth at 5 times the rate and 3 times faster than Donald Trump
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirI want this on a shirt immediately. Woman #inktober #debate
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirDonald. Pro tip: there are 3 groups you don't antagonize. 1. Beyhive🐝 2. The gays 🏳️‍🌈 3. #RBG minions 📚 #Debatenight
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirOnline @BreitbartNews poll has @HillaryClinton winning the #debate. Is this the end?
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @jonreckers you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir"Trump will accept the results." lol ok @Reince seems like a really inefficient way to steal an election tbqh. in CBS #debate focus group: "I went from Trump to Clinton b/c Clinton proved to be more of an adult. Trump is more of a spoiled child"
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Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirlol who did this fam"Please keep your hands and feet inside the Trump Train at all times. There will be no more exits." @mcgregormt @tobytobitobe @chrisdilts years of not winning a World Series will do that to you. That's why men in Hollywood are so short :(I'm no campaign strategist but this probably isn't the message you want to end the debates on.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirIt's Hillary. President Clinton if you're nasty.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirThis will get lost in the Trump news but Hillary Clinton's debate performance was close to flawless.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir#AQuoteFromTrump headline news tonight.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirWell...
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir"Nobody respects women more than I do" I MEAN AT LEAST MAKE IT A BELIEVABLE LIE DONALD @pnuts_mama oh god I'm tweeting that I AM SO ANGRYIf this is true, someone should tell Trump.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @kathygori no, somebody left a gate unattended so I wandered back in the stadiumHe thinks so little of women that we didn't even merit a half-hearted attempt at pandering.It is amazing to me that Trump, who needs women to vote for him, could not even be bothered to pretend he isn't a condescending prick. @kathygori all. the. goddamn. time.