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Erin Brr, sir @erinscafe Hollywoodland

Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. Surprisingly good in the clutch. I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine. Twitter OG. #ffthefilm on Amazon

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Joined Twitter 1/28/09


Hard to Imagine Dumber Question—Jason Chaffetz: Why is Congress questioning Jared & not Chelsea Clinton for Benghazi https://t.co/QAQasXqrwL
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirMake no mistake, a 'yes' vote on health care is an endorsement of the most indefensible process on a major bill I’ve seen in 24 years.
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirThe fact that Einstein never said any such thing only makes this tweet that much more perfect. https://t.co/ZCjViO1CpS
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirThey can't get their shit together to fill government positions, but they're pulling out all the stops to deport people illegally.The DOJ sent a cease and desist to a nonprofit for providing legal advice to non-citizens. There are times when we… https://t.co/AFVwGYTzguTaking away healthcare from millions of Americans doesn't leave a lot of free time. https://t.co/q3PbZi0Y3A @natevavra @overdesigned sounds about rightI have never and probably will never again more fully empathize with a seafoam green comic bear. Seriously though,… https://t.co/zJsnbli48W
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @overdesigned https://t.co/YUcpQrutdzSpotted by my wife in Trivial Pursuit 80's edition tonight. Prophetic. https://t.co/gyVbjSV21q
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir"When it doesn’t add up, you vote against it." STOP MCCONNELL'S UNKNOWN HEALTHCARE BILL ☎️: https://t.co/hBkl3XMbPb https://t.co/brh2Atuph2
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7/24
2017
This hasn't gotten nearly enough attention in the US. An EU member with 39 million people will soon end the rule of… https://t.co/GxqIOt7DLC
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @leighblue @MalkyTHE Yesssss absolutely. I'll have my phone on with international service. @Chad_Reno13 sameJeremy Piven takes more selfies than a Kardashian.wait what https://t.co/bLipoh3DFr @MalkyTHE @leighblue For fun. Trying out some other places in case this one collapses.🚨URGENT: ICE is planning more raids this weekend. Innocent teenagers will be affected. See thread for ways to help: https://t.co/QrSsUp47oi
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @leighblue @MalkyTHE Omg are you there?? I keep meaning to make plans with people, but I'm me. Imma show up and be like HI LONDON. @MalkyTHE Well yoga and meditation help. Also, I eat a lot of kale.yeah I like my chances https://t.co/CgCuTw8kU3 @MalkyTHE I'll be back in two weeks.This is insane. Also where can I get that shirt. https://t.co/QMHPGBPDbN @MalkyTHE Come over for dinner and GoT tomorrow. I leave for London on Monday. @MalkyTHE WTF why aren't we hanging out @MalkyTHE WHERE ARE YOUI'm bad at math but that's more than half right. https://t.co/6byBkOtMQnjust talking to POTUS, don't mind me https://t.co/gOgQvNbr5fIs that an...ICE CREAM TRUCK!?!? https://t.co/fvZrnezCqS
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @michaelwhitney ISIS wouldn't stand a chance @rev_chas what do we mean by LOVE @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/yPm2388v8NI have some questions. https://t.co/252ILTRDQc @sgtjanedoe Oh I've had dozens go back in my eye. But I always get my man.Quit doing this. No one wants video. We all read faster than people talk, it eats up data, and you can’t watch vide… https://t.co/Qv48yw6okH
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirfriend: haha I love your jokes about Mothman me: [sets down non-alcoholic piña colada] that is not what they are
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir#Simpsons asked by Fox to take it easy on Fox News after joke dubbed Fox News "not racist, but No. 1 with racists."… https://t.co/Gk4IiutWsw
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirI'm done with the darkest timeline, can we please go back to the prime timeline now. https://t.co/TGh68qoAvFif this article isn't just the sentence take out your goddamned contact lenses https://t.co/oMTVRTHWwu @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/iCSqzAUdAIoh. my. god. cc: @AdamSerwer https://t.co/J44blOrMIiThere's a lot more Enrique Iglesias music in this film than I expected.will smith rapping in the credits is taking me right back to high school dancesOk that's over. My apologies to everyone who put up with that
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirLMAO they kept the spider
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirOkay so @AnnaTSchlegel just told me lots of kids bought tickets to Wild Wild West so they could sneak into the R-rated South Park movie. @PaulbatesMN I really enjoyed thatI can't believe people don't lead with this moment when discussing this film. https://t.co/bfgqLsUqQM @OldManWestler this is why I love twitter @erinscafe I AM an engineer and you would be correct.
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirIt should be, the man trained at RADA, is a four-time Academy Award nominee and three-time BAFTA winner. https://t.co/VWSc0n4gPOOkay I'm no engineer but this seems like an inefficient design for a steam-powered death machine. https://t.co/hETBjqo5FyWhy is Branagh dressed like Otto von Bismarck
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @fordm @bendreyfuss @AdamSerwer yeah, we're gonna talk about that after we're done here @AdamSerwer is it a theme that we're missingNot completely a flop. Made a profit, albeit not what they hoped for. May we all make $70 million profit from our… https://t.co/4nSHG0FZQL @erinscafe Old SNL skit where James Bond villains give tips: "just shoot him. No explanations."
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @therealbradg @brownasthenight omg @harrymaude692 @DukeStJournal Wild Wild West"Erin, why-" *bang* "okay what's next" @therealbradg omg is that realI would be a really good villain because I'd shoot my enemies right away instead of explaining my motives.I still don't understand what is happening in this movie. @AdamSerwer did you see the steampunk three musketeerswell yeah https://t.co/92jOPtMgIc @r_wolfcastle is it steam punk too?Like, how many polygamy jokes are we talking.hold up are they gonna meet the Mormons in Utah because I need to prepare myselfIt makes me sad that will smiths backstory as angry union vet seeking revenge is wasted on this movie
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir#fulltransparency https://t.co/iZGXfo5eUS https://t.co/J1dNkstS3V
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirI once watched a group of elite economists debate why poor people don't create a market for private unemployment in… https://t.co/V6mTP59kgY
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @bendreyfuss @AdamSerwer @fordm ilu Ben"I mean are you gonna get your fat ass out of bed and pick your own damn cotton, I don't think so." @bendreyfuss @AdamSerwer @fordm It's fine, he tricked us into watching mechanical spiders, I'm not too proud to admit it @LethalSax I'm fully enjoying itokay well that escalated quickly https://t.co/Uc8FVXN1rMI'm glad Kevin Kline and Will Smith figured the fake breasts thing out
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @AdamSerwer I think @fordm tricked us AdamThere are a lot of race/gender/disability jokes in this script and I can't decide how I feel about them because I'm distracted by gadgets.
7/22
2017

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