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Erin Brr, sir @erinscafe Hollywoodland

Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. Surprisingly good in the clutch. I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine. Twitter OG. #ffthefilm on Amazon

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Joined Twitter 1/28/09


Trump nominee for lifetime judicial appointment has never tried a case but he’s an experienced ghost hunter.… https://t.co/kEcrn3tl5K
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirRelying on the benevolence of employers is like relying on the altruism of politicians. Sometimes morality needs a… https://t.co/40CnQY7cCj @shaneferro why is everyone sitting on the same side of the table like some sort of yard waste clam last supperhttps://t.co/shFH8SKFUl
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirMay we never forget: Making lists of potential #SCOTUS nominees public — nearly all sitting judges who may hear pre… https://t.co/jwquh83MRe
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirwe dead https://t.co/lUys7DptdZ
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirthey count reluctant ballots right after mail-in ballots but before provisional ballots, everyone knows this scafe https://t.co/gp9N9BHRbo
Retweeted by Erin Brr, siroh well as long as it’s reluctant https://t.co/Ybwfh9d1hrI only mention it because sometimes there's a man--I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes there's… https://t.co/i8UgDnbjMK
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirWhat if I told you there was a way for the rich to no longer have to worry about their heads https://t.co/ECCoimhSO9
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirsorry you guys but I just really like avocado toast https://t.co/mD1yjNyqSa @sandylackmann he goes “well that could be resisting arrest” the kid goes “he’s handcuffed. face down on the ground… https://t.co/Tq3Y3pztXn
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirHad a Columbus police officer come talk to our class and he asked the class if anyone could define assault and some… https://t.co/aZE686PrGt
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirproblem solved https://t.co/KLFPOYGuAqHave no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Food and booze. If there’s room for anything else, you’re doing it wrong.girl r u ok https://t.co/9CKNsIMK8v @RicardoHarvin @msemilymccombs Good call, it’s just a scary time to be an asshole. I’m okay with that.“get on with your life” *sips latte* https://t.co/7V6bKFxy2WA dude told me it was a scary time to be a man today and it was like “Perhaps what you’re overlooking is how long i… https://t.co/QYE3DGI92S
Retweeted by Erin Brr, siryou don’t say https://t.co/KeA31KNvsDThis sends the signals that no education is better than some education, and that degrees and programs are one size… https://t.co/92XTYzSSJZThat article is a weird way to say "thanks"
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirWhen I was a PhD student, my stipend was just $18,000 and my waived tuition was $55,000. Taxing someone who only r… https://t.co/NtNC28d6Es
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirIt’s called “filing a false police report”. And it’s a crime. https://t.co/JgZA2fmikG
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11/18
2017
It’s a good thing he added the subtitle, because that could have been confusing. https://t.co/JMt8m0Y3mH“The big difference is that POTUS hasn’t owned up to his mistakes” is a hell of a defense.I mean, she’s not wrong. https://t.co/22HfWkglbx
11/17
2017
1 of the best ways to teach math is to teach sewing. The best way to teach engineering is to teach costuming! As mu… https://t.co/HQIf926wck
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sir @rob_sheridan oh my godAfter seven years, I've finally made a new third edition of my most popular and most heartwarming print, "Presents… https://t.co/JNcsC7dDPl
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirRepublicans in Virginia are refusing to count the votes of military service members deployed overseas in an attempt… https://t.co/KdpEEvGZKc
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirkellyanne...welcome to the resistance https://t.co/u17NpbWPZpThe fried pies are elusive. You can find them in Downey. And some locations in Florida. https://t.co/5WBtsQZIUi @tnofuentes wtf is wrong with you guysYou shouldn’t be allowed to send someone to get you McDonald’s. You should have to look someone in the eye when you pay for that.Wrong. I make excellent zucchini fries. https://t.co/ozCcqLRh6KBut nope, Trump won’t eat that liberal elite garbage. He wants a quarter pounder and a goddamned fried apple pie. https://t.co/efZuQdK604The White House made burgers and zucchini fries for the kids state dinner. I want that food rn. https://t.co/lOdswuawpI @overdesigned Like, I feel like I just ate ten quarter pounders. Everything is the worst.Like, they tried to make their food more gross. And it wasn’t gross enough. So they said fuck it, just go get him what he wants.The White House kitchen couldn’t make what Trump wanted, so they sent someone to pick up McDonald’s. https://t.co/tnJ5TlGxrCWhile we’re at it, if you have pics of those things from Houston or Florida, that would be good too.Speaking of, if you know anyone in PR who has received FEMA meals, I’m looking for pics of contents, packaging, and exp dates.I was going to do laundry today but now I’m researching government contracts for disaster relief meals. Thanks, you guys. @msbellows @sasshole @darth lol I am impressedI’ll do it for the same, but I’ll fly Southwest. https://t.co/l0LFiSZL32A Washington county that went for Trump is shaken as immigrant neighbors start disappearing https://t.co/iwEjkZrZar via @seattletimes
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirI want to make it clear to FEMA that I’ll box up cheez-its and old candy to send to disaster areas for way fewer millions of dollars.goddammit I was finally getting my shit together https://t.co/KhST5i9hUnNothing like sending 3-year-old Airheads to people who just survived a hurricane. I hope to god we sent dentists too. @msbellows @sasshole And a party planning company. I am so fucking in the weeds with LongBranch now.Hold up. So did LongBranch make these in 2014? https://t.co/jpfgjqoi7n @sujeilugo Hey, do you have any other pics? Trying to find out who packaged these. Are there any expiration dates? @sparksjls So how can we find out who’s getting paid to package/distribute the PR FEMA meals?Jason knows how to find things. https://t.co/BsX2YeOkI0oh hey they’re also listed as an import/export companywait I guess they actually bottle drinking water pretty much they can be whatever you need them to be except reac… https://t.co/7oVdWfAzuw @KnobbyBurton No, the tarps are needed- but not getting there. @VinBioDiesel Is it just an open contract to give them money for...things?So I’m guessing these are leftover boxes, since all the new stuff is for tarps? Also I wanna see these tarps. https://t.co/XGSzrngcIMThe other guy listed is also associated with at least four other LLCs that provide disaster supplies. Busy guy.I’m finding info on contracts to provide $6 million in tarps- I’m definitely not reading this correctly, help… https://t.co/Axpb0faCx7JEFF, AMERICA IS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING YOUR REPLYSurprisingly, the site is also BS.The website listed is https://t.co/Z1LZxNYMVz BS FOODS IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE NAMEJeff is also listed as the contact person, this time with an email courtesy of Aunt B’s Foods. You guys. This is real.I also found the company listed as an approved government contractor for providing first aid supplies...god help us all.While we’re anxiously awaiting Jeff’s response, I found the address for the business number. It’s a house on a quiet cul de sac.here we go https://t.co/olRi0ufhdPLol I found an email for a guy named Jeff who’s their contact person. I should email him and ask, right.As seen just now on Peachtree Street... https://t.co/N2UOXfaTsP
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirI think the contract is listed for a small company in Canton, GA? This still seems shady af. How much did we pay th… https://t.co/OiLaICS9kM @erinscafe That is how I read it...which is just soooo many shades of wrong. And as much as I love Cheezits, they a… https://t.co/gfBfu3UUFV
Retweeted by Erin Brr, sirIf I’m doing the math correctly here, the Airheads are supposed to be...fruit? https://t.co/Qanz91oVAQ @DCWillbanks Oh god you’re right. Are the Airheads the fruit??holy shit they actually deleted it https://t.co/G0mvLUZlz8We should all be mortified. These aren’t meals. And they need water and electricity too. Wtf are we even doing.way to go America, we’re not even sending the good candy bars https://t.co/XMBCU8scExIf you want a President who knows the difference between “there” and “they’re,” you have to go knock doors.
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11/12
2017

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