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Erin Burr, sir @erinscafe Hollywoodland

Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. Surprisingly good in the clutch. I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine. Director of #ffthefilm on Amazon.

3,188 Following   11,160 Followers   133,386 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/28/09


I mean I don't want to be rude or anything but tbqh Twitter is the last person I'd want to run my twitter.actually Twitter I'd like to see zero tweets that do not come from people I follow how about zero tweets like that https://t.co/wRUapBP7KxI really thought they were going to keep the Holocaust denial for the last minute October push. https://t.co/hmzxfwexcd
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirharsh but fair https://t.co/n2lxBhVem7Life could be worse, you could be Cincinnati Zoo's social media manager. https://t.co/OxrBXaEtqz
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirThat picture makes it look like we're doing basketball wrong tho. https://t.co/IPWJ6yGSCjYou've lied on your CV, got the job and now you have to act like you know what you're doing… https://t.co/iwsMELDHpg
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirIf you pivot enough, you're really just spinning in circles. Trump is doing doughnuts in the parking lot of America. https://t.co/rKBXg613KrThis is your periodic reminder that Mitch McConnell is holding a seat open on the Supreme Court in the hopes that Donald Trump will fill it.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirBrazilian police: Ryan Lochte wasn't robbed. Lochte: Says who? Police: Facts. Lochte: Which facts? Police: ...All of them. #SaysWho
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @FOIAsaxa @dandrezner I also like to help out by signing autographs in a disaster area. Everyone needs to pitch in. @sdpowell1 ew @chrisargyris daI guess in Trump Campaign, Manafort fires you. https://t.co/EQ1aLQQCoh @rebecca_mclau @HadleyFreeman DON'T RUIN THIS FOR AMERICA IT'S BEEN A HARD YEAR
8/19
2016
Venice wants to leave Los Angeles and I will do everything in my power to help with the #vexit because bye felicia https://t.co/xIhWSECMc5HOT GIRL NAMES 2016: Daenerys, Simone, Charlotte, Olivia, Ava HOT SAFE WORDS 2016: #NakedTrump, Brexit, "hold the door," cupping, 2016
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @DavidYoungTBLA @JaredJMassey https://t.co/zL9lLDlqPn @robertecrump governor would be the logical next step tbqhI've been training for this my whole life. https://t.co/ia2VaxKKHmJust read a great piece @IvankaTrump tweeted about unpaid interns. https://t.co/kwAxF81lTZ @erinscafe https://t.co/GM7zf1Y8NA
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirOkay fine I will legit move to Skagway but only if I can start a rival newspaper. @thecarie i want to pen these headlines @erinscafe better yet, her brother 1ce took a forklift for a joyride. Headline the next day? "Thief steals 8 gallons gas from town forklift"
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @erinscafe my bff grew up in Skagway. Once, out of boredom, she swept the yard. The dirt yard. Swept. With a broom.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @natevavra @olexicon666 editing. I need an editor. @JaredJMassey I would definitely make that happenThe population of Skagway is 1,057. I don't think they're ready for this jelly. @erinscafe And journalists. Well, journalist. And intern.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirIf our previous visit is any indicator, this series will be full of ax-wielding drunkards, cat ladies, and cabbages. https://t.co/PiDz5nt3EV @sorrykb @NickyWoolf you could make a killing just selling cold medicine. The closest cold medicine was two hours away. @hamsterkaren it puts the lotion on the skinAdam: We should move to Skagway. Me: Wtf would we do in Skagway. Adam: Well you would write and edit a paper obvs. @pnuts_mama I bet they get some sort of municipal funding because of the tourist angle. It was a lot of tourism info. @pnuts_mama Adam just asked this. And I was like wait wasn't the paper free there?? And he was like oh yeah, that's true.Idek what the intern would do. Maybe help think of some good tweets.In all fairness, I spent 72 hours in Skagway once. This is legit a one-person job. With plenty of time for twitter. https://t.co/wwKyoID5ImTRUMP: I did gaffe today. That was a shame. RYAN: Mr. Brexit? TRUMP: Oof, yeah. I meant to say- RYAN: Mr. Breakfast? TRUMP: How'd you know?!
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirIf it were, we'd have a lot fewer Trump speeches. https://t.co/KIUBBwDuSk @mulegirl @Spotify sorryH/T @ArmyJew https://t.co/yY0vHMSlFI
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @gonyr24 everyone means everyone @kathleenicanrah I need to.Cats know. https://t.co/f1FFnK629A
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @sewzinski truthBet you never thought you'd say that in your life. https://t.co/zota9S3kDD
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirI forgot to go find the naked Trump. @CptCritchlopez @ryamidon Adam why are talking to people @AC_Bravo oh I could definitely Skype thatan unpaid intern wrote this and I feel like that's just adding insult to injury https://t.co/LhJcpsxC9Djfc https://t.co/857UNBEGM7 @AC_Bravo okay what timeBall cap for soccer. Visor for football. https://t.co/j1LAcaiwF8 @kathleenicanrah I love you guysI like Erbaviva for face and body, and I use a sunscreen stick for extra protection on the tattoos. https://t.co/q7fE9oBAiIYes but I wear them better. https://t.co/6gJbFIYtGC @CptCritchlopez @amazon soccer @AC_Bravo I am available Saturday. Can I telecommute.I'll do it. Might have to find a sponsor to cover the travel. I bet @Nike would be down. https://t.co/Y3339X1W1B @i8dc *should beRemember how they called me the lady coach during flag football? Oh, dads. Take a seat. https://t.co/r3cOwt3a78 @ericbranson @CptCritchlopez we were going to start looking again in September. But if we need to move quickly to accommodate new tenants...I will try all the formations you guys are recommending, because it literally does not matter. They're all gonna go straight for the ball.ORANGE SLICES FOR EVERYONE https://t.co/AuvSL5oVtIOh Coach Erin has the Cadillac of whistles. https://t.co/NFqAJA31yE https://t.co/Z1s6Mx6xJf @michaelsclair ok I'm writing this downI get my soccer roster tomorrow. Co-rec 9 and 10-year-olds. Buckle up, you guys, Coach Erin is back. @sonuvafitch oh god @erinscafe well now that they've said "on" I really don't think "in" sounds much better tbh
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirDisappointed we chose #LochteGate instead of #LochMess. We had a chance to do something really great there, & we blew it.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sir @mckaycoppins ah yes, because two demagogues make a right obvs @steventurous just threw up a little in my mouthwell I guess I have some questions starting with which one's the commander and which one's the chief https://t.co/6xg8U8QqEzhold up can we go back to how a guy named Dick Pound is being asked about a guy named Pat Hickey tho https://t.co/2XOhH5wlTF @RyanAKohn ALL THE EMAILS actually I really do want to know which emailsIf you're offended by the naked Trump statues but not the actual Donald Trump, you should check yourself.#SaysWho https://t.co/AL7yO7KMNKhey @abc maybe delete the tweet if you had to a make a correction that completely changed the lede https://t.co/HA9iSODpkP @bishopwsu @jordangerdes be careful. Lots of drunk people looking for a fight.Ritalin does not treat low IQ. https://t.co/D5YGFBNUfCMost prisons aren't private. Most private prisons aren't federal. Most fed private prisons are run by DHS. New memo affects 13 prisons.
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sircouldn't even let him have that https://t.co/xBK6Pz9owATotal power move.I can't get over this. I want to call US Dept of Education and be like hey, what are you gonna give me if I make my student loan payment?Someone holds on to my $400 million deposit for almost 40 years I'm not ruling anything out tbqh. https://t.co/bAtLTzsBEb @chang_koo yeah, but we just held on to that deposit. I mean, I don't blame us. But that money was going back one way or another.I'll do it. https://t.co/KXEqWmmJuG"Wait, you have to pay that back any-" "TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT" "ugh fine" "sweet, thanks, hope cash is okay, sorry about the 35-year delay""You want to negotiate, let's negotiate. You release the Americans, and then we'll give you the $400 million we took from you in 1979." @ZeddRebel I mean, we were gonna have to pay that eventually right. Seems like we got a sweet deal.hold up so we made Iran pay us four Americans for the money we were holding hostage https://t.co/hnMto3S2KhGawker died as it lived, starting twitter fights and moving on to the next thing like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯you guys stop trying to make Jared Leto a thing againI have so many questions about this incident like did Lochte drive to Rio and how do you tell if someone's trashed a gas station bathroomi am sorry i am trying to delete thi https://t.co/PGKURGQ6Vu
Retweeted by Erin Burr, sirugh everything in life is so ephemeral https://t.co/gMJ9bqxlgQIs there anyone just sitting near that naked Trump statue and posting reaction pics? If not can someone get on that asap. @davelozo @AP is that what that means @davelozo @AP I might be the world's foremost expert on Lochte's social media at this moment
8/18
2016
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