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I write, post, and talk about tech, cute animals. Sweary. Opinions are implanted in my head by Reptilians. Married to @fletchen.

1,847 Following   10,308 Followers   103,116 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/30/07


Too many vanillas, @turkeyhilldairy. What kind of maniac needs this many? https://t.co/z21IL4jJ25 https://t.co/AIYh5v3zIr @glenda_atom https://t.co/rcJ5opj9zN @PDelahanty Sure, but not for the candy corn. @balexander not yetI just ate candy corn AMA @fionanarama @ClassicPopMag And you could find a way to walk And you could think you’re walking nowhere But if you… https://t.co/VswPJyoVpe @jmetzendorf @russellholly @reneritchie Why? You can’t wear them on your wrist. @gregorykorte @cfarivar Data journalistsPorg Solo should get his own edgy Disney XD series. @shpprd I suggested to @fletchen that if we ever get another Roomba, we should get a 2XL to attach to the top of it… https://t.co/Ltpzd8SdiI @ClassicPopMag Fad Gadget, because Frank Tovey was amazing. https://t.co/sw58ZSXkDx @Jon_Alper She wasn’t kidnapped by aliens. She was kidnapped by Aryans.Less Pixel. More 2XL. https://t.co/FuP0NvdQ39Metal is Apple tech that helps games and graphic apps run faster. https://t.co/t5HKolpKzaLog steps. #trailrunning https://t.co/UI4o61gVqx https://t.co/oa5ibit8EqNever am I more reminded of the ST: TNG episode “Darmok” than when I post GIFs to reply to things instead of using… https://t.co/nFhwyS63k9 @ZwilnikSF yeah, i’m gonna swing by the store and try the best-reviewed ones out. Just furious with myself that I was so careless.So disappointed and angry with myself. Stained one of my love’s favorite dresses by washing it with the wrong things, color transferred. @macosken I watched the Black Panther trailer like six times yesterday to remind myself why I love the MCU.Marvel’s Inhumans cannot flop. We need this show. Because we need Lockjaw to find the Mind Gem and start Pet Avengers. @capecodweather Wow! Looks like a spectacular shoulder season week.
10/17
2017
@rstevens Treatable with antibiotics.BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK IS HARVESTING HUMANS https://t.co/sVIkPoW3v2#IWill shut up and listen @Deir_in_DC “You think I’m bad, wait until you get a load of THIS fuck." @jcenters Reagan-era family funnies. When I grew up, stuff like Andy Capp and The Wizard of Id had the same sort of hokey vibe. @KrisSiegel @gte @jsnell @siracusa that escalated quickly. https://t.co/z98lmOITdOLOOK AT THAT SMILE https://t.co/uTkc5JOAiR
Retweeted by Supeternatural CohenThis https://t.co/imMyiR3kMVNo lie, the older I get the more I feel like Blank Reg in Max Headroom. I wish I had his hair. https://t.co/okoxGGtNah @gte @jsnell @siracusa I have strong opinions on the issue so I hope the debate is lively. @reneritchie a question I bet you never expected to ask people even a few years agoreal talk from jo https://t.co/LXiZlDJiev @harrymccracken I still have a WP-2 around here somewhere, I think. @SteveStreza <sadtrombone>Not gonna lie, it’s been a bit amazing to watch The Weinstein Co. implode almost in real time.I wonder if my bed knows how much it means to me https://t.co/DRyNKjWbv8
Retweeted by Supeternatural Cohen @lschmeiser so say we all @harrymccracken Model 100: such a workhorse for so many in the news business. I supported them for a newspaper, pre… https://t.co/hBtQY0Hrz9Fraser Speirs is missing his true calling as a movie reviewer. https://t.co/UV0u4j7o4IBLACK PANTHER OH hOLY SHIT https://t.co/SPAyUJLiJMBEST. MECHA. EVER. https://t.co/r3dmmdjubX @ChrisBeveridge @fletchen bwahahah instafaveBuy Pixel. Buy iPhone. Or roll the dice. https://t.co/f2a2HBDMdR
Retweeted by Supeternatural Cohen @data_nerd The subhed, fortunately, cleared up my confusion. https://t.co/7yluNDbRs8 @waynedixon I’ve been encouraging us to break the Internet and start over again, so maybe this is the silver lining. @benroethig May the Force be with you.remember kids, KRACK is whackReading about this KRACK business and oy, what a mess. I imagine an avalanche of updates is coming to everything that’s actually updated.augh teh floof https://t.co/UnifGFoSkH @JuliusGoat @the_moviebob I saw the pic and wondered why the Duck Dynasty guy was there. @ScottKevill Glad to see the changes have worked for the better. Wish Twitter would follow your lead, because this system doesn’t work. @flargh Community in any form just doesn't scale, and early members tend to fight attempts to scale because they do… https://t.co/4CytacBvxl
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10/16
2017
GameRanger. And interestingly, I left for the same reason I’m putting the brakes on Twitter for a while - my own at… https://t.co/nLyrQz3JWVFluffy husky pupper https://t.co/uq2x1wjzpP
Retweeted by Supeternatural CohenSecond period underway! #BOSvsVGK https://t.co/f9ppFHM44Z
Retweeted by Supeternatural CohenBumper crop of foggy autumn nights on Cape Cod this year. @_Miche11e_ "Back in my day, each cel was drawn by hand, 24 of them to make a single second of footage!” https://t.co/0Jssae35QI @BryanPietrzak @SinisterOneSD We’re all yelling into the void. It can be a very peculiar and extraordinarily nihili… https://t.co/0ac0AQ66BqWell, this is going poorly, New England. #PatriotsNation @SinisterOneSD Sadly, affirmations from allies are basically the only benefit.Trying to tone down my political posts. I’m not changing anyone’s mind who needs changing. It’s a lot of wasted energy.
10/15
2017
Young Medium with Cream https://t.co/EI5WL6GikB @AndrewWrites @OverduePod Caffeinated beer is a thing.Ready for the cranberry harvest. https://t.co/ZumJq1QU5f https://t.co/AstJFAMbrz#SorryNotSorry https://t.co/DTaQWI88CH @rstevens this just popped up for sale in a Facebook group I belong to https://t.co/j8DGqA4dXVNeeds to work on his poker face https://t.co/afPK6jOUae
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10/14
2017
Back’s new album is finally out, y’all. It is AMAZING. https://t.co/UTxKoqglaK https://t.co/CR5P3wpfbb
10/13
2017
I’m with her. https://t.co/htShVYemjbIt's official: President Trump kills Obamacare cost-sharing payments that were designed to keep premiums low. https://t.co/XzNPYihO5E
Retweeted by Supeternatural CohenThe state that gave us Mike Dense. Erm, Pence. https://t.co/flcfRmcsyz @Deir_in_DC @bluelighttv 1985-86: Me in my head vs me irl https://t.co/tXWiy76wAGOK EVERYONE BE QUIET @cw_spn IS ON #SupernaturalDay @Deir_in_DC @bluelighttv The student lounge on the third floor, playing this. https://t.co/FYLP1qctapElevator pitch: Rantix™: A drug that helps you quit social media like smoking. Ask your doctor if Rantix™ is right for you.Not gonna lie, my day was sucking pretty hard until @mskerryd showed us this. https://t.co/h0c3OU1eLE @House_Feminist @sarahcuda Soon you will have binders full of respect for women.
10/12
2017

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