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Rohit Sharma @geek_rohit Gurgaon, India

UI/UX Designer, Coffee addict, Fitness freak, Movie buff, Music explorer, Man Utd & F1, Batman, EDM fan, Google nerd, AvGeek, Petrolhead, Beer & Chicken lover

517 Following   1,588 Followers   36,369 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/26/08

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HAHA📰 @GarethSouthgate has been appointed as the new #ThreeLions manager.
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Congratulations @reshamberi and thanks @StarWorldIndia for the @RanveerOfficial Koffee mug. Her day is made!Why don't you guys take a winter vacation instead. Kaam to karna nahi hai waise bhi. - 1984-2016 time lapse, via Google Earth Engine
Retweeted by Rohit Sharma @devils_disciple hahaha! Yeah! 😂 @devils_disciple obviously. Avoid caffeine around evenings if it affects your sleep. The effects can last till 6 hours. @devils_disciple phir to sahi hai. Ideally it should fix sleep patterns. Any stress? Stuff going on in your mind. @devils_disciple get back to the fitness routine. Will help @devils_disciple why this kolaveri di?
Salary credited, but no fun. Can't get cash from ATM or banks easily. @devils_disciple haha! Hang in there!All these cringe worthy clichéd wedding pics done to death routine is seriously reason enough not to get married. #justsayingDissent is NOT optional in a democracy. Patriotism is NOT something you shove down an electorate's throat.
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaI miss Yahoo Messenger & Skype for their emoticons.#BREAKING National Anthem must be played before movie shows in theatres. Everyone must rise & pay respect to Nation…
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaAs if the "Mukesh ki kahaani" aur "Is desh ko hua kya hai" wasn't enough. #NationalAnthemYet another unnecessary decision from the SC. Surely there are more important matters at hand here? #NationalAnthem @devils_disciple well said!
@NavdhaD oh yeah. Love Jess. @IsAnathema why did you need an X-ray? @devils_disciple yeah, was on a loop when I heard it first a fortnight ago. Lovely track. @devils_disciple That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Congratulations to @nico_rosberg for winning a well deserved title. #AbuDhabiGP
#BREAKING | SC orders ban on selling of fire crackers in Delhi & NCR due to growing pollution in the region
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaAre @ForceIndiaF1 the greatest pound-for-pound outfit in Formula 1? #F1 #SkyF1
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@tweettabulous hehe...go watch. Should be a good film. @tweettabulous ahh right. My bad :| @tweettabulous you are in Bangalore? o_ODayumn! Ranveer did good!
@tweettabulous Same. Just had a strong black coffee. Now I can survive. @tweettabulous reminded me of something ;) @ShuchitaSpeaks that was just a few episodes. Things have moved on since.That awkward moment when it hits you that you've been waiting for a Coldplay concert all these years and yet you didn't attend. Sheesh! #FML
Oh man #TBBT is still so much fun! Even after TEN seasons! @devils_disciple well you both are awesome, one is taken, other is available, so maybe... :P @IsAnathema @IsAnathema I carry my own stuff too :D #JustSaying :P @devils_discipleDon't get married because society expects you to, get married when you want to:
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaIndia put in place the most sweeping change in currency policy in the world in decades- Read my latest blog posting:
Retweeted by Rohit Sharma @AmberPrevoo wow...that's a really good sleep!
@reshamberi dear @StarWorldIndia please oblige this crazy fan with a coffee mug. You'll earn a fan for life. @StarWorldIndia Amitabh Bachchan -Agneepath #KoffeeWithArjun #KoffeeWithKaran I really want that mug pls, you guys! Bucket list stuff ! ❤️
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Interesting times ahead for McLaren.
Sad to know this. Thoughts & prayers with you. Hope you'll be fine soon. internet, you never cease to amaze me.
@Chittaranjan oh you sure did. Max was just flying on water!MOST #F1 WINS, ALL-TIME @LewisHamilton moves into clear second place after his 52nd career victory #BrazilGP 🇧🇷…
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaCongratulations to @ForceIndiaF1 for sealing 4th spot in the constructors championship. Cheers! Shame missed podium. #BrazilGP #FeelTheForceWhat a brilliant drive by @Max33Verstappen Unbelievable! Top class! #BrazilGP #F1WTF did this guy had for breakfast! #Verstappen #BrazilGP #F1What a reception in the pitlane. Great gesture from the teams. Esp Ferrari. Tchau Felipe #BrazilGPWhat a guy @MassaFelipe19 always been a team player. Almost won a championship. Top guy. Will be missed. Good luck Felipe! #BrazilGP
So both the Force India's get a place jump due to Grosjean's crash. #BrazilGPAwrite! Time for the #BrazilGP Rain always makes it interesting in Interlagos! #F1
Watching #TheSocialNetwork again for the nth time. really pleasant evening this in Gurgaon. Whattay weather. Cool breeze. Nice company. Good food.
@tweettabulous haha..yeah...the sneak peek was awesome. looking forward to it. @akshaykumar @mrsfunnybonesCash crunch has a new meaning.
If you have cards/ mobile wallets etc, then pls don't crowd banks today. No need to panic, we have lots of time, daily wagers need it more!
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@tweettabulous watch season 2, you'll find more fuckups @tweettabulous hehe...I know @tweettabulous it never works out well. Know about the Flashpoint storyline, right?It has been decided to suspend Toll across all National Highways till midnight of 11th November to facilitate smooth traffic movement
Retweeted by Rohit Sharma#TWHS worry for the day when the incessant flow jokes will make humour irrelevant.Goddamn, I feel for Obama. He really made POTUS look great in every possible way. What a guy. Sad to see an ass replacing him.God Bless, not just America, but the entire planet. Hillary Clinton has called Donald Trump to concede the race, sources tell CNN
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaBREAKING: Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaAt this point, even Frank Underwood is a better POTUS. #USElection2016Indians right now.
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaCyanogenMod 14.1 (Android 7.1) will roll out soon to the Nexus 6P, OnePlus 3, LG G4, and others…
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaDunno about Apple and the jack, but this is indeed "courage" what govt did this evening. #IndiaFightsCorruption #blackmoneyChocolate fans condemn Toblerone's move to space triangles further apart
Retweeted by Rohit SharmaTVF & AIB must be doing overtime tonight. It's like a high TRP event with entire staff having to stretch to cover it.Have we made a record by now for the number of jokes per minute? Else Modi's entire effort is waste.
@ratichaudhary haha...well played!That #planetearth2 video just shows how amazing our animal kingdom is. They make their own X Games. Catch me if you can!