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Tech writer for @Forbes. Geordie without Geordie accent. Aspiring entrepreneur, aspired smartarse. Married to a beautiful Finn.

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Why didn't the producers of the show rush to the stage when the wrong winner had been announced?! I feel bad for… https://t.co/XtOG4x7N0Q
Retweeted by Gordon KellyAccountant who brings envelopes to Oscars said this wk they print two sets. "Never really had a problem with that." https://t.co/erxvTAAPab
Retweeted by Gordon KellyErr... he didn't read it. Basics... https://t.co/BTrr57rNm7I hope the Moonlight and La La Land teams get ripped tonight together
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @Toyland1960 @williamlegate @realDonaldTrump 80%? Bless. Google is your friend in these moments.Feel whatever you want about "La La Land" but that was a devastating, gut wrenching moment handled with grace and the utmost class. Bravo.
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly"Actress in a Leading Role." Don't blame #WarrenBeatty #Oscars #BestPicture https://t.co/hpVadk1N9n
Retweeted by Gordon KellyRight, guess I'm going to have to see Moonlight again. Second time a charm?All 5 directors nominated for Best Foreign Language Film just issued a remarkable joint statement. https://t.co/3AAmpGDXfm
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @VenyaGeskin1 doesn't matter @VenyaGeskin1 then credit it! And add a URL. How many times do I have to say this?! Don't claim leaks as your own.Btw: Guy from LA LA LAND who interrupted to say MOONLIGHT won + he looked forward to hand them the Oscar was very gracious in a tough moment
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @VenyaGeskin1 source! @VenyaGeskin1 source? (every time!!) @Barak_OBalva @ScottMendelson it wasn't his reaction to losing. It was his reaction to his clip. @Collider messed up. @ScottMendelson that was reaction to the clip, not failing to win. @officekitchen https://t.co/YRTq4A8qUA πŸ˜‰ @forgetcape flip side: https://t.co/hY5dWdlYlI @DKoopaei @GeordieFidd @NUFC @bcfctweets @ChristianAtsu20 https://t.co/hbSEyq7cuK @realDonaldTrump #Merylsayshi
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @officekitchen was a 2016 nominee! @joshuatopolsky !?!?! and !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!! @DKoopaei @GeordieFidd @NUFC @bcfctweets @ChristianAtsu20 quoted us Β£10M at the start of the season. @GeordieFidd @DKoopaei @NUFC @bcfctweets @ChristianAtsu20 yep, that and the missed opp to buy Knockaert. He was worth Β£10M to weaken BHA! @JennRSherman @Forbes @Apple sorry to hear it. Also hence my cynicism at Apple's ubiquitous description tactic of it being "a small number"
2/27
2017
@FPLStrategist Kane, Eriksen, Walker - just shame I shifted Kane from cpt to Lukaku last minute. Still can't complain after 29pts yesterday! @FPLGeneral 32 points yesterday from 6 players. 37 points today from Kane, Eriksen and Walker!This would do it... https://t.co/1nxLCa5LGS @hoult123 @NUFC_Index I think Reading are gone. It's between the top 3. Missed opportunity to widen the gap before we play them. @hoult123 @NUFC_Index agreed. Squad should win the league, but just go up! @GeordieFidd @DKoopaei @NUFC @bcfctweets @ChristianAtsu20 Ritchie, Atsu were standouts. We create so many changes we must have a finisher
2/26
2017
@DKoopaei @NUFC @bcfctweets @ChristianAtsu20 nope, that'll be Mitrovic - as usual. @hoult123 @NUFC_Index and if we lose? Just saying... Costly points dropped today. @FFPundits the ultimate FF troll! @nufcfans Gayle/any striker who can finish! @Iwantcurlyhair2 to be fair, that'd not feel nice... @FFPundits ...and Lukaku captains... @MarcJobling that's what you get with the Serbian Emile Heskey upfront. No matter how "passionate" he is. @FFPundits of course. I just brought him in and captained him. FYI last week I captained Jesus. I should have a warning sign around my neck! @NUFC_Index as I've long said ! Strikers with "all the attributes" who who can't finish will only ever amount to Emile Heskey! @ChrisDHWaugh can't hit a barn door... no matter how "passionate" he is. @NUFC_Index long said, you can't have a hot headed nutter who can't hit a barn door up front. No matter how 'passionate' he seems! @Scooby31277John @NUFC_Index on come on! Our squad is worth the next 3 nearest challengers combined. It should be enough! @dansheridan that's really saying something! @markbarrett4 @NUFC_Index just imagine the kicking this side would get IF it goes up?! We'd need 15+ new players. @nicknles @FPLCoach yep why? I really enjoy the @OfficialFPL account's sense of humour. @Iwantcurlyhair2 then sounds like we're going to have a brilliant next three games... maybe πŸ™ˆ @milesstarforth WHY say that?!?! @NUFC_Index almost like bantering other teams all morning could lead to a frustratingly heavy dose of karma... @arabcocklover69 huh? Think you need to do your research a little better. https://t.co/yxTzLJSxdK @LanceUlanoff heads up, my take on this - with reference to your article: https://t.co/yxTzLJSxdK
2/25
2017
Sean Spicer in December on not banning the press: "That's what makes a democracy a democracy versus a dictatorship" https://t.co/oDJltZZ09K
Retweeted by Gordon KellyApple iOS 10.2.1 Release Admits To Serious Problems - and that's only HALF the story... https://t.co/yxTzLJSxdK
2/24
2017
Galaxy S8 Release Date Revealed In New Leak - not long to start saving now... https://t.co/xvWO5L4bbl @robertspeter1 then definitely wasn't your fault. Crazy! @VenyaGeskin1 not when you're a creator. You're held to higher standards ;) @VenyaGeskin1 source wasn't you! @robertspeter1 and it was only faulty after upgrading to iOS 10.x? If you had the #30percentbug then it wasn't your fault. @sarfeld that's the concern. Tech support admits to the issue, but no public announcement or exceptional return policy @sarfeld sounds like you have a faulty battery to me. If it suddenly dies about the 20-40% mark you probably have the #30PercentBug.
2/23
2017
The dishonest FAKE MEDIA insist on calling He-Man the most powerful man in the universe. FAKE NEWS. Sad! https://t.co/80VvoWXGl4
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @sarfeld that's really not good! @jackyan fingers crossed!Microsoft Confirms Massive New Windows 10 Update - Windows 10 users get a very welcome surprise... https://t.co/2jfufA1QL7Galaxy S8 Design 'Confirmed' In First Leaked Images - Samsung has designed a stunning new smartphone... https://t.co/4C8h4vb10Q @VenyaGeskin1 you do it to yourself πŸ˜‰ https://t.co/93Vf6GIslENever underestimate the impact of temperature on batteries. Spot when I went skiing today in -10 C... https://t.co/vizV1bjHBo
2/22
2017
@bencsin check your email asap @VenyaGeskin1 when you get permission that means you can use it only WITH accreditation. That's how it works. @LmaoFC bless the masochists. @VenyaGeskin1 which means accreditation. Without permission means you aren't legally even allowed to use it. @VenyaGeskin1 doesn't work that way. As I said: credit those whose work you use, whether partial or not. Or it'll come back to bite you. @VenyaGeskin1 not exactly https://t.co/EkBn2l0HGv @VenyaGeskin1 again credit the source...! @VenyaGeskin1 source ? πŸ˜‰ @BigJohnnyArcher I wasn't a fan. First half was preachy, sickly sweet & took daft liberties with an amazing story that didn't need it. @bittrblu not yet. Others make similar mistakes (Note 7...) but Apple needs a big win with the iPhone 8 to quell doubters. @m3sweatt fair enough. I've highly unimpressed with MS since the release of W10.
2/21
2017
@bittrblu tech support admits to 30% Bug, but officially company is silent. It's poor.
2/20
2017

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