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Tech contributor for @Forbes and others. Geordie without Geordie accent. Aspiring entrepreneur, aspired smartarse. Married to a beautiful Finn.

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Joined Twitter 10/21/08


@fnafilms @LukeEdwardsTele Yep, saw it. @JFlogell @City4Ever_Hull @hollajamesbird @bielbs56 It's fake https://t.co/QpuMvfhsu0
4/22
2018
Payback. #nufc #safc https://t.co/X7fvg9xl5P @ChrisDHWaugh Because he always scores? *reads* Because he always scores.It was always going to be. #SAFC #NUFC https://t.co/Z9hjDVbDun @HanoiToon https://t.co/FqiIjCOHgp @cedsc @AFCBvB1410 @Squawka And 23 caps for England... https://t.co/qR1AC2Xe5z Now I feel old.#UnPardewed #WBALIV https://t.co/Cij5ZCpDhV @FPLStrategist He will? 🤔 @ChrisDHWaugh A 3 month goal drought in Holland, playing for PSV... 🤔Because your day needs this 😎👍 https://t.co/19DipEnAej @FPLHints You have 12 playing? Wow. I had 9 before I saw the Liverpool teamsheet... #MagnificentSeven 🙄 @KennethDrangsh1 @FantasyFootyFix 2 of 3 not playing. But you're probably right 🤣 @jacksons_lane @AinoVenna @IlmatilaCie Darn! @fnafilms @CaulkinTheTimes @LukeEdwardsTele @MattHughesTimes @tinhinz88 @OwenJones84 @lewis_goodall Yep, likewise. @CaulkinTheTimes @fnafilms @LukeEdwardsTele @MattHughesTimes @tinhinz88 @OwenJones84 @lewis_goodall My bad, I meant… https://t.co/VKajFhXNcK @fnafilms @LukeEdwardsTele @CaulkinTheTimes @MattHughesTimes @tinhinz88 @OwenJones84 @lewis_goodall Exactly. I'd be… https://t.co/p90QedwbTE @BlvckInsulin 😎👍 @mdon874 @gudgeonline @madebygoogle @EE @ForbesTech Have you tried Portrait Mode on front or rear cameras yet? Can… https://t.co/Cm7LQ6VXdB @Kantoor I wish I could say yes, but... No! Flip side: I'm guessing your phone works beautifully on iOS 10.3.3 😎… https://t.co/oWMzDaYaFz @jacksons_lane @AinoVenna @IlmatilaCie We're in Helsinki for a few months. But curious if they'll come again later in the year? @Stee365 Thanks very much 👍 @SBU_Crash Horses for courses... https://t.co/MYvz72dO64 @FPLEditor 😲 @FPLEditor Jesus here 🤪
4/21
2018
Samsung 'Accidentally' Confirms Galaxy Note 9 - this will be an ambitious smartphone... https://t.co/cMsjXWOVH4Apple's New iPhone Cancellations Suddenly Make Sense - this is GREAT news... https://t.co/3eB4pzxsU1
4/20
2018
@CalledItFPL Happy enough with differentials (got 84 from starting 11) but had 16 on the bench. @FPLHints So sub 1 = goal. Sub 2 = assist. Sub 3 = max bonus. #GlassHalfFull @FPLStrategist Went in with 2. Scored -1! @ffscout_az Flip side: if you hadn't planned you'd have got about 50 points and dropped like a stone... @CalledItFPL Went with single game weekers as differentials (Robertson, Firmino, Salah, Arnautavic). Forgot to hit bench boost 🙄 @CalledItFPL My total score tonight so far is -1! (Long + Simpson) 🤦‍♂️ @FPLHints I only have Long playing tonight. I'm in for a certain type of night...In England we don't really have drive-by shootings (or guns). As you can tell from this absurd headline... https://t.co/cMb1i0SYqm🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/ABxAMOUwbo...because they'll sign on to any old shit these days? https://t.co/41981s13b8 @outsidewrite Not convinced they nailed it, but it's better than Ronaldo's! https://t.co/jk22INuQes @spode Fair point. But yes, a total pisstake 👍 @outsidewrite Lahti - his hometown about an hour from Helsinki. @spode 110% sarcasm. Just to be clear 😉 It's a terrible story and boast.Why I got into journalism 😎 https://t.co/0MYChJ0fVm @outsidewrite Superb! They call him "Kuningas" here, which means King. Says it all 😎
4/19
2018
@CarlosMCSE @bigchrisholt Reviewers on Forbes (and most places!) suggest he's the worst villain on TV. Read about t… https://t.co/R7pBQn84Yz @TheMightySteve @fnafilms @bigchrisholt Which is why I just got out. Did the same thing with Lost. Season 4 was tim… https://t.co/LIS8rnRM5W @fnafilms @bigchrisholt Zombieland. The one film everyone who hates zombies will love, guaranteed. https://t.co/cMI79TcBW4 @FPL_Heisenberg So that worked. Though he has Smalling!👍 https://t.co/Ev3AKvJK7m @bigchrisholt @fnafilms Yep. I stopped in the prison when it all got too grim and too silly simultaneously. I can a… https://t.co/qwatNTkV7T @bigchrisholt Quit in season 4 @altankurgun Agreed. I'd prefer a wide angle than a 2x optical zoom. Strange this is overlooked by so many - presum… https://t.co/DLk4joAYCk @FPL_Heisenberg Sounds about right to me! Complex times :) @FPL_Heisenberg I'm second in my mini league. Leader doesn't have Lukaku, I do but we both captained Kane. 3rd plac… https://t.co/L0AQzVj8hm @altankurgun Thanks. I use a Pixel 2XL as my daily driver, but fascinating to see what this could do for the S9! @CarlosMCSE This is remarkable https://t.co/Wk7tyJZZ3U @altankurgun Wow! Then it's possible 😀 I don't think it'll catch completely but it would certainly stop it being so… https://t.co/CCllQhyAZ3 @CarlosMCSE X front camera is decent. Again falls away in low light and isn't a match for the Pixel, but it's defin… https://t.co/9YCE3ciMzG @altankurgun Possibly, but look how big the gap is it has to close. Using the poor S8 front module again in the S9… https://t.co/cNoYZlw0Y0 @CarlosMCSE That terrifying! X front camera is far better them S9 though as it uses the old S8 module, which was a… https://t.co/9RvEBvaji3 @CarlosMCSE Issue with the S9 is the front camera. It's balls. @CarlosMCSE Full S9, X, Pixel 2 comparison shots in my review here 😉👍 https://t.co/AJ6uL9vJVT @KryptonSvingar @Forbes Apparently not 👍Samsung Leak Reveals Radical New Galaxy Smartphone - now THIS is the new Galaxy worth waiting for... https://t.co/eiSpdXlHGiNew iPhone Leak Reveals Apple's Expensive Decision - why iPhones are getting cheaper AND more expensive... https://t.co/RpEV2tiMnG
4/18
2018
@truefaith1892 Hatem for talent. But only for talent. @FPLStrategist https://t.co/tarWSu3ZNW @akash_mehrotra Agreed. Really hope iOS 12 is a return to the form of iOS 7. @ViaTecnologica Bizarre! No I haven't seen this, of course that could be because those affected no longer have working iPhones!! @_bigbootypapi Answer is in paragraph two of EVERY post. https://t.co/AXzEunksPL Seems like Samsung doesn't actuall… https://t.co/Hm2pVuRMVm @ScottWLovesYou Pixel 2 XL ;) @akash_mehrotra Thanks Akash, but that's not an audio fault - that it what is limited to older models. But iOS 11 i… https://t.co/bZFZ9SVPZT
4/17
2018
Always good to set an example 😄🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/CeGuFGyNSGReminded of this bit too. If I didn’t have the DVD I’d be beginning to think I dreamt all of 2012. https://t.co/hFcL5mKMcI
Retweeted by Gordon KellyLess than six years ago the whole country applauded the Windrush children dressing up as their parents. What the he… https://t.co/66qS92xJ9w
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @FPLHints It's not over yet... @BruceMallan @JacobSteinberg https://t.co/PYYpjGxo8DRarely have I read a story that made me despair more with each line. https://t.co/NWrg8AKgVJ
Retweeted by Gordon KellyAlready mentioned that ;) https://t.co/hfPDKBp93I (But it's almost impossible to keep up with them all) https://t.co/p9SjzKopJnApple iOS 11.3 Has 'Another' Nasty Surprise - this is going to anger a lot of iPhone and iPad owners... https://t.co/miClUvL3Cj
4/16
2018

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