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Tech writer for @Forbes. Geordie without Geordie accent. Aspiring entrepreneur, aspired smartarse. Married to a beautiful Finn.

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At their current speed, the White Walkers will reach King's Landing in season 31 #GameofThrones
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @SugoCr As I say in the article, my sources and those of others suggest it is more likely it won't be there. I hope they're wrong! @rideNUVIZ Thanks, do so! Would love to come test this out - especially as a big @KTM_UK fan 🏍️Samsung wants you to know the Galaxy Note 8 is massive... 8 has one problem that is coming up time and time again...
@FuzzyWarbles 900k here. Lack of any Liverpool players in my team looking problematic! @BingCromulent @HanoiToon Doors didn't open in the show πŸ˜‰
@plex Plex Cloud offline according to both phone and laptop and both using different internet connections. Plex site status says it's fine?!HISTORY: Are Nazis bad? TRUMP: Both sides are bad. HISTORY: Wrong answer.
Retweeted by Gordon KellySamsung's Galaxy Note 8 is shaping up well... new iPhone 8 exclusive prototype photos for @Forbes
@FotMob Leaving the beta program sorted it πŸ‘ @LaurentAlhadeff @NUFC_Index He must be a master at apologising by now! @BenDinnery @NUFC_Index He's not just a repeat offender, he's a repeat apologist, that's the problem. @NUFC_Index Pleasure @LaurentAlhadeff @NUFC_Index He's 26 in February. @NUFC_Index That's equally daft. Three superb players, Eriksen the best today. @NUFC_Index Eriksen being superb means the other two aren't? Bizarre logic. @MarcJobling And there's your first mistake: using logic. @FantasyFootyFix Nothing for Alli is quite somethingIn a nutshell. @HanoiToon What is the ban these days for "repeat moron"? @JTAmish @1916Abu And you're still missing the message πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ @SkySports_Keith The fact he doesn't learn is the worst part. @MarcJobling When restricted to the bargain bucket your "talented" players all come with problems. Woeful behaviour… @MsiDouglas Unbelievable how? The idiot has done this sort of thing time and time again. @mhardysport Hmmmn, isn't that why we have 4 decent centre halves and about 5 full backs? Our troubles are elsewhere. @Ga22ylaidler @NUFC_Index You don't. Needs 60 mins. @JTAmish @1916Abu Yeah, that was the message to take from this πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ @AOlssonNUFC @NUFC_Index 16 goals, 9 assists in all competitions last year. 45 mins into the new season and already… @MarcJobling In a nutshell"...For love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite." - Nelson Mandela
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love..."
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @PhilippeAuclair She just doesn't get it, does she? @DamianSpellman @dansheridan you guys, get a room πŸ˜‰
@d1sable Ah. Now I see your tactic... He's NEVER going to score, etc etc 😝 @d1sable He's going to get a hat-trick now, thanks Luke πŸ˜‰ @FotMob Just did. Fingers crossed! @FotMob I'm a beta tester. Guessing I should stop that? @ScreenjabberStu Just outside Helsinki @MsiDouglas Since always. Stupid though @FotMob Still not a single EPL notification this season. Preseason worked perfectly! @FotMob For second time, I'm on Android 😎 @ScreenjabberStu Tough life! @ScreenjabberStu 3 weeks here now seeing up, keys tomorrow. Full move 7th. @FPLHints Wow. Think I have about 10-12! @ScreenjabberStu I think a lot of perception, my wife is Finnish and all has been fine but saying that we're now ha… @FotMob Days successfully sent, but nothing came up @FotMob Will do. Though this is Android @FotMob No alerts working for me. No goal alerts all day @FotMob no alerts all day? Problem? @ChronicleNUFC Is she talented?Threatening nuclear war on Twitter feels like a terms of service violation
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @ScreenjabberStu I think that's extreme, it's a minority who feel that way and it may never happen at this rate. Th… @ScreenjabberStu @PennyRed Really? Wow! @FPLHints @FPLEditor Don't knock it, he's in Team of the Week πŸ˜‰
@FPLHints Almost matched you but Iwobi-ed it. @FFScout_Jonty Hah! Well in this match I have the grand total of an Iwobi :) NowTV broken all night as well. Lovely. @MarcJobling I have NowTV, hasn't worked all day. So I'm paying to be in the same boat, if it makes you feel better! @FFScout_Jonty And it's reflected exactly in your FLP team, really right? πŸ˜‰ @nowtvhelp 'Error:54' over and over on NowTV for Android app. WTF? @FuzzyWarbles Same. Didn't get a single one of his goals! @FuzzyWarbles Yep. Also I went all last season without Sanchez and Heaton and finished circa 15k... so always different routes @FuzzyWarbles Think any of your bench will play? @FuzzyWarbles I think Jesus starts every match, issue is where he plays. Easier to downgrade from Lukaku too, but bah - it's frustrating! @FuzzyWarbles Can't see any way to do it with KDB and Alli + someone from LIV. @FuzzyWarbles Yeah, fear can drive selection as much as anything. Lukaku and Jesus just at slightly wrong prices. W… @FuzzyWarbles Nice. I'm really tempted to go Jesus over Lukaku, just need balls of steel! @FuzzyWarbles So did you stick with this one in the end or go for a bit more squad depth? :) @er1ksm1th @Forbes Pleasure. Messages just like this always make it worth it πŸ‘ @PhoneDesigner πŸ‘ @er1ksm1th @Forbes Way of the Internet these days, don't worry about it ;) Lot of research there and yes, power but… @PhoneDesigner PS how you would like to be credited? And Twitter or FB URL? @PhoneDesigner Yes, I do. Thanks very much!Think you know everything about Samsung's Galaxy Note 8? Think again... finally, accidentally gives the iPhone 8 game away... @PhoneDesigner hi there, would you be happy for me to use your images on Forbes? They will receive full accreditation. @charavel Hi Oliver, do you mind me using your iPhone 8 mock-up for Forbes? You will receive full accreditation.