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Tech writer for @Forbes. Geordie without Geordie accent. Aspiring entrepreneur, aspired smartarse. Married to a beautiful Finn.

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Joined Twitter 10/21/08


@PennyRed doesn't bother me at all. Liberal and proud. Love your articles, but that's a ridiculous generalisation.
12/4
2016
@TapInGuide @FPLHints @hailcheaters and even better now! @BritanniaKen hi guys, been emailing and calling you for 4 days without reply/answer to confirm a food order for my event. What's going on? @FPLHints helps me feel better for selling him last week!! @TapInGuide @FPLHints @hailcheaters I sold him last week. Makes me feel better after that brace! @BernardTurnerft yep, you've got the problem. Apple repeatedly insists it's the iPhone 6S only - which is evidently nonsense.
12/3
2016
OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH https://t.co/KtGBBOw6kI
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly#FridayFeeling https://t.co/GC0aBY1Nc4
Retweeted by Gordon KellyChina Warns iPhones Have A Serious Problem - Trump reacting on Twitter in 3, 2, 1... https://t.co/k9aRpeIrjj #batterygate @kesslerio yes, but inversely: the bigger the players involved the faster it reduces the participation of many smaller ones. @mbyasana @faisalislam "just London" https://t.co/SsmCS7nPnd @kesslerio and it looks like Google will jump in. Like phones: only a serious playground for the big three: Apple, Google, Samsung...?President Sharif: thank you young man, now if you could please put your father on... Wait. WHAT? https://t.co/JJHyw9ckkCAlright stop, refrigerate and listen https://t.co/MKsZGp1mpN
Retweeted by Gordon KellyWhere'd you get your PhD? Trump University? https://t.co/P5Ez5fVEwD
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12/2
2016
@MayaBenson exactly. Final code always has tweaks and betas aren't widely tested on devices. Only true test is 24/48 hrs post release. 👍 @wonky_donky @techjpr I'm taking that, in standard football fashion, as a 5-0 victory to me this season 😎 @MayaBenson *your (!) @MayaBenson PS but you're wait and see sign off is sensible 👍🏻 @MayaBenson thanks, though I'd personally argue it is risky to publish upgrade guides based on what is not final software. Sorry. @CMRLee @wonky_donky amazing. And yet I should've predicted that - you're normally only up to 6 months removed from any country on earth! @CMRLee @wonky_donky I KNEW you'd know about Croatian football 😝 @wonky_donky @techjpr he has long been the ultimate football hipster. @CMRLee Croatian football the next hot bed? So over the Bundesligua? 😉 @wonky_donky @techjpr oh dear. The shame! It's not all about the winning, but the community spirit. Our first quitter in 5 years! 😮😨😲😱😵🤧
12/1
2016
A GOALKEEPER IN SOUTH AFRICA HAS JUST DONE THIS IN THE LAST MINUTE https://t.co/65tu9ytrNC
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @Iwantcurlyhair2 @Keithr10 @LukeEdwardsTele Shot was from distance and close to him. Was a woeful parry. @Keithr10 @LukeEdwardsTele @Iwantcurlyhair2 true, but what's the point of having a last line of defence if it isn't a last line of defence?Massive Apple Leaks Reveal Radical New iPhone - the biggest iPhone changes in years... https://t.co/kYDd4oXqKX
11/30
2016
@Keithr10 @LukeEdwardsTele @Iwantcurlyhair2 it was a terrible parry. @mickquinn1089 JINX!! @fuckmuir thanks. Learnt this about a week after posting @LaidbackBax @TheOptimisticG @89Grant oh you lucky lucky people.
11/29
2016
@TheOptimisticG @LaidbackBax @89Grant likewise. @Starman892 is making me stupider with every sentence. He'll be pro… https://t.co/R7MgsruVoh @RobertpHaslam @LifeAtOpen Thanks Rob, followed them. @Starman892 @89Grant @TheOptimisticG just factual. Plus, if you didn't get optimistic following his Chelsea debut you'd be a moron.We are getting attacked for participating in a recount that we didn't ask for by the man who won election but thinks there was massive fraud
Retweeted by Gordon KellyHard to argue against an audit/recount if the president-elect asserts, without any evidence, that were millions of illegal votes
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @Starman892 @89Grant @TheOptimisticG from day one? Before he had played a game? You deserved the roasting!For #NUFC fans this was entirely expected... https://t.co/LtUqlj5W05 @CowboyBillTN @Forbes exactly. Golden rule is: Only buy what you really want at a price you're happy to pay. Then don't compare prices laterBest 'Cyber Monday' 2016 Deals: Amazon, Apple, Best Buy, Target And Walmart - the best of the best... https://t.co/ReIaDdWuJm #CyberMonday
11/28
2016
@davidpkfishman @realDonaldTrump evidence? To expect evidence behind a Trump claim is to thoroughly overestimate this fascist.Illegal voting? Then he should WELCOME the recounts... https://t.co/N3u2vUCLQIApple 'Cyber Monday' 2016 Deals: How Good Are They? Wow MASSIVELY disappointing... https://t.co/DamkRsLpTz #CyberMonday @matejp23 he needs to! @kalburgivinodh if it's over 90 degrees then I'd suggest going to an Apple store. But iPhones can get very hot and be normal.Target 'Cyber Monday' 2016 Deals: How Good Are They? Ranked from best to worst... https://t.co/tHg4ZQFFOs @kalburgivinodh that's where the CPU and GPU are. Normal unless you can't hold it. @matejp23 was looking at future fixtures. Frustrating. Was circa 30k. Now looking at 100-150k. @matejp23 so selling Aguero and Sanchez for Kane and Coutinho worked out well for me...😵😵😵 @FPLHints no Alexis, no Aguero. My transfers this week were insane (Kane and Coutinho!)Best Buy 'Cyber Monday' 2016 Deals: How Good Are They? Ranked from best to worst... https://t.co/C14XsCQjR0 #CyberMonday
11/27
2016
Walmart 'Cyber Monday' 2016 Deals: How Good Are They? I've ranked them from best to worst for @Forbes... https://t.co/pvSuTDnmUr @FPLHints I thought Newcastle fans were deluded for saying he was awful and hounding him out? ;) @FPLHints captained Firmino, sold Aguero, bought Coutinho #FAIL @Iwantcurlyhair2 called it @MsiDouglas part Heskey, part Duncan Ferguson... never known which one you'll get. @SquawkaNews @Squawka *that* hair - @TaylorandBesty @CalledItFPL my bench! @FPLGeneral started mine this GW! (and sold Aguero to fund it 😵) @matejp23 going to take a lot for my selling of Aguero and bringing in of Coutinho to come off now! (Firmino captain...) @ChronicleNUFC Gamez #SavedYouAClickCompare and contrast: President and President-Elect. https://t.co/TG6tTD8YFW
Retweeted by Gordon Kelly @KevinLidman @NUFC_Index yeah, I'll join you in that bet! @FFPundits just brought him in, getting the funds by selling Aguero for Kane! @FuzzyWarbles I brought in Kane and Coutinho for Aguero and Siggy, if it makes you feel any better...!Amazon 'Cyber Monday' 2016 Deals: How Good Are They? Ranked from best to worst... https://t.co/lNHYKnShKP #CyberMonday
11/26
2016
Something I wrote while visiting @GordonKelly and @ehaaramo and a must-read for people who like #Finland https://t.co/u5a6QPMWvc
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11/25
2016
@RandomOne2k22 thanks, yes the post has now been updated. Bizarrely Best Buy left part off its circular and product page.Hello to Jason Isaacs... https://t.co/uTsCfHkReCIt's going to be carnage tomorrow. David Attenborough narrates #BlackFriday. #PlanetEarth2 https://t.co/rNP6FwDgNQ
Retweeted by Gordon KellyBest 'Black Friday' 2016 Deals: Amazon, Apple, Best Buy, Target And Walmart - the best of the best... https://t.co/FVTxs32dNIApple iOS 10.1.1 Has Two Nasty Surprises - iPhones get hit hard... https://t.co/fmSaAkYE3P
11/24
2016
@adamleehartley thanks. It's a term that really irks me. It was invented by these groups for a reason stop using it! @adamleehartley I don't think so simply with workload (prepping Forbes major Cyber Monday coverage) but let me know what's what.There is no "Alt-right". There are Neo-Nazis, white supremacists, racists, Fascists - don't do their PR for them.
11/23
2016
eBay 'Black Friday' 2016 Deals: How Good Are They? Standout deals ranked from best to worst...… https://t.co/czyVoyfGFS @ErnKerl @3bduu92 @RedBSierra @AndrewMinDC @MrTommyCampbell @Telegraph there are none so blind as those who refuse to see @ErnKerl @3bduu92 @RedBSierra @AndrewMinDC @MrTommyCampbell *sigh* https://t.co/DkuRWqJLFU
11/22
2016
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