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And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

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Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌI'm in Texas to meet Miles, a former masochist turned right-wing survivalist who believes drinking urine gives them magic powers
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThe REGULATIONS are on the corporations. The PEOPLE are getting freedom of information and a free internet. Don’t… https://t.co/zvPchXa0XF
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌSo basically the only groups who want net neutrality killed are AT&T, Verizon, and the sort of people who would try… https://t.co/muMmzw4bej
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌWe farted outside Seal’s dressing room. https://t.co/5yW4HMmZKF
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌknow I've been harsh on blue labour in the past but this new video of theirs is really good stuff https://t.co/kA9UbK1Nng
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌwhy should i pay for social care for old people why do i pay for school children to have playgrounds https://t.co/xElLMxbGPT
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThe Great British Game industry relies on the illegal killing of birds of prey. Like this young golden eagle, found… https://t.co/V3FDaITEEY
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌI was in the shoe stock room at River Island, Worcester, having a crafty snooze in an igloo made of shoe boxes when… https://t.co/G5iB1oVsA0
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThis man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the earth is flat https://t.co/d663UF3GtB
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌToday, we ask you to join the Resistance. The Wolfenstein II Free Trial is now available on Xbox One, PlayStation 4… https://t.co/6WcdQj1Sfo
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌIf we don't leave the EU we can give the NHS an extra Β£54 million a week. That fits on a bus.... #Budget2017
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌQuick get him in the White House ⚑️ β€œFormer USA Gymnastics doctor pleads guilty to sexual assault” https://t.co/M7Nuaas7mhYour occasional reminder that British politics is a contest between a Remainer pretending to be a Brexiteer and a B… https://t.co/V1Oc7Q6FXn
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌIt's actually weird even hearing Corbyn use the word 'Brexit'. It's like my mum talking about Grand Theft Auto.
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌGood to see @jeremycorbyn bring this up in today's #PMQs. Freedom of movement should be for all of us, not just ban… https://t.co/cSaT3dwWPA
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌ @samwrite Destiny 2 Wolf 2 ZeldaPhilip Hammond has announced that the government will spend more on preparing for Brexit (Β£3 billion) than on extra… https://t.co/ib5OffzM4U
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌA 20 foot long Python has escaped from its home address in Cheadle and is believed to be trying to find a warm loca… https://t.co/EYJwXVt4wY
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌTODAY-- 8:01 -- White House tells press to expect a "low-key day" 8:07 -- White House instructs pool to clarify tha… https://t.co/88WY6IKvzp
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌHere we have The Advent of Amazing Value at Poundland... https://t.co/BAQcf9CZ9P
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌRetweet if you remember when Grange Hill student Ro-land Browning got addicted to eating swans! #RoLand #GrangeHill… https://t.co/smdo3O1CH7
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌSay what you will about the US falling behind in science but here we are inventing the first ever racist baby https://t.co/ynHfrah5R4
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌ500,000 sales in 3 months: the risk @NinjaTheory took with Hellblade paid off https://t.co/jPT5nmZXq4 https://t.co/OmEju2kSvX
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThink I’ll pass. https://t.co/gxWBoGH17x
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌMassachusetts just became the first state to give all women access to free birth control. State health insurers ar… https://t.co/teYCzSbluq
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌJUST NOW: @SenatorCarper told us Gary Cohn faked a bad connection in conference call with POTUS to get him off the phone.
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌAnjelica Huston for French Elle, 1991 https://t.co/6wAibCZh5F
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌMaybe don't ask what people have been doing if you're a cab driver picking them up from the hospital... 😐
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Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌGiggs https://t.co/C6NybK5J8T
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌ"What image should we put on the menu, just a kebab?" "A DOCTOR" "what" "A DOCTOR WITH A STETHOSCOPE TRYING TO SAVE… https://t.co/MZPPewqtpJ
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌTiny Slowdown in Earth's Rotation Could Unleash Major Earthquakes https://t.co/y57NEjrhed https://t.co/BYdD6vrv3I
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌCold War drama caught on video as North Korean soldier escapes. By @APKlug. https://t.co/1adCS69ySp https://t.co/7LJc5uYCio
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌI can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive and I am still doing so poorly in life
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌHollywood actor Kevin Spacey is being investigated by the Metropolitan Police over a second alleged sexual assault
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌYou know, I'm starting to think the president might be a narcissist https://t.co/iXlUkVYIn3
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌevery single headline this year looks like someone pulled names and scenarios out of a hat https://t.co/Lnm31c1WXi
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌI am so fucking bored of reporting Nazis on Twitter.An expert estimates there are at least 2,000 serial killers still at large in the U.S. https://t.co/QEvYtGJf7q https://t.co/ZrsJeNzo5d
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌhe literally had a swastika on his head https://t.co/l17LeSNf73Dunkirk, round two: even more lost for words than I was the first time. With your head wrapped around the spectacle… https://t.co/kJezU5QY0X
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThis dude is rotten fucking garbage https://t.co/kSbYyFxfdf
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌthe whole idea that 16-25 railcards (originally intended just to fill seats off-peak) has become so essential to af… https://t.co/qkjCfTGkn1
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌTories say one thing on Brexit, then do the opposite. They have no plan, no strategy and no energy to achieve a goo… https://t.co/HRhN0YZ2ou
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌ"In a properly functioning society, workers over the age of 25 should not require the same discounts as teenagers a… https://t.co/e8Uy1yZHnA
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌthe leftists are indoctrinating our children to, uh https://t.co/I13YOkYtm1
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌFull Times headline furiously tweeted by Tory MPs pre Budget strategically covers up last six words... β€œ.. since Br… https://t.co/rpVY4Ht4ME
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThis is a truly staggering policy. https://t.co/E4M1sPAV0b
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌBrexiteers promised Β£350m a week for NHS. #Budget2017 gave it Β£350m. For the whole winter.
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌWhat about majority that can't get on the ladder at all - average deposit in London for a home is Β£90,000! It's a g… https://t.co/81bk5bk0mQ
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌA rail card for 26-30 year olds that you can’t use before 10am. Morning commutes will cost the *exact same*… https://t.co/b4B2rBREtL
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌHammond says he will commit to halving rough sleeping by 2022: it's more than doubled since the Tories came in, so… https://t.co/6hdkr8aiWq
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌMeanwhile, in the House of Commons group chat... #Budget2017 https://t.co/oW4GuRaAWn
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌwhen you’re too depressed and tired to work and you should do something fun to recharge but you feel too guilty abo… https://t.co/t37IjLWWkz
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌA child is sexually assaulted every 8 minutes in America. Today, every single one of them heard their president s… https://t.co/8WAS6CO3iG
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌnews organizations should really clarify that no current SNL staffers came out in support of Franken, and in fact,… https://t.co/NEDTHJvvXW
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌJon Ronson's Butterfly Effect podcast is extremely good shit. Get on that.
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌWe are all the singing Smiths binBACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY IS COMING TO @netflix IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS https://t.co/13WZAYcnRd
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌkill all the bookstores so you can open a bookstore https://t.co/HCGWhzI6TE
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThe president's brain is missing and other mysteriously mislaid body parts https://t.co/SYeQppZU2aDude Who Tripled Price of Insulin Nominated to Regulate Price of Insulin https://t.co/Z0bSOM5Jz1 via @other98Saatchi Art artist Young Sung Kim creates the most lifelike paintings that are often mistaken as photos:… https://t.co/IHMw1mVQra
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌOh my god I swear to you The Smiths came up on shuffle and suddenly a truck appeared next to me with a literal garb… https://t.co/AmK1jUC6HE
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌ @mxrtharose Yep, this - said the same thing the other day.The American people will regret this forever. Killing #NetNeutrality is not, in any way, compatible with a free soc… https://t.co/3q86X7vGIr
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThis argument between @jeremy_hunt and @RalfLittle is important and unresolved. Let’s sort it out properly on… https://t.co/jIzlQ4jLB7
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌPaperchase apologises for advertising in a tabloid that’s been spreading lies and stirred hate against migrants lik… https://t.co/pYZa7HunZI
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌGuess when it's a turkey he asks permission. https://t.co/aCv2gS8bVD
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThe President. https://t.co/KNZfDIRxqfthis article on how bad we’ve all got at sleeping by my fave @FUERTESKNIGHT is really, really good https://t.co/Jarbod7G4E
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThis person, with absolutely no real qualifications for the job, is on the cusp of a lifetime appointment to the fe… https://t.co/NhUqCKzHCy
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌ*hunger games canon fires* another one https://t.co/bXOuwtPpmr
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌUS one of only three countries to vote against UN resolution condemning Nazism https://t.co/Mm4ZH5AQihIt's mid November and therefore time to crack out the greatest Christmas vine ever πŸ’― https://t.co/F3FruFwIA3
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌThe current state of affairs at Blackfriars after its unfortunate statue caused controversy. #7News https://t.co/cemwAN1sGG
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌBlackfriars Priory School forced to cover up a brand new statue after its unfortunate design of a kneeling boy and… https://t.co/tGGIncErv4
Retweeted by joe-ho-ho πŸŽ…πŸΌI don't understand the complaints. The cgi removal of Henry Cavill's mustache is barely noticeable. https://t.co/nKoUrqj6y8
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