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Gerard Ryan @grdryn Waterford, Ireland

Just some fleshy human. Vegetarian with vegan tendancies. Functional programming wannabe. Helps make software at @redhatmobile

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Joined Twitter 1/30/09


Why is the rallying cry of yolo developers "move fast and break things" instead of just "Deeeeeeeeploy Jenkins!"
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1/21
2018
To avoid futher confusion https://t.co/7sMErAsgtc
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1/16
2018
@kbsingh Green at home, clear at the office!
1/12
2018
GitHub outage solved that problem pretty quickReading so much Groovy I think I'm going def
1/11
2018
You should be writing your plaintext prose *one sentence per line*. Thanks so much to the ever-wise @brandon_rhodeshttps://t.co/fUghbBo4gb
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1/7
2018
AFAICT, Intel has a perverse incentive to patch dramatic slowdowns into existing chips to goose future sales. It's… https://t.co/ATGuDM5QXq
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1/6
2018
OMG watch this dog take itself sledding https://t.co/8YY9oqJWHx
Retweeted by Gerard RyanIt's officially a bad day to be a computer
Retweeted by Gerard Ryan1. Apparently I don't know how to thread, so here goes my second attempt at blasting you with critical news on this… https://t.co/GsdewuYG4a
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1/4
2017
My mother's maiden name is bobby and I think I can get a lift to the match on the way up now https://t.co/gH68b1M0Dp
12/31
2017
Washington Post’s weather reporters yesterday vs Donald Trump today. https://t.co/hhI9xcc1V7
Retweeted by Gerard RyanFirst-world-2017-Problems @matrixdotorg #34c3 https://t.co/4N7Ge8FsAc
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12/29
2017
I've Been Banned From Tesco. https://t.co/RXCp9Q7Zid
Retweeted by Gerard Ryanlol https://t.co/dh4z2TQYpg
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12/27
2017
“I didn't expect this ever to cause any problems" is probably the last thing we'll hear as the world ends https://t.co/zeUzeYqQtU
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12/26
2017
Huge new Finnish study finds planet could run on 100% renewable energy by 2050 and for less money than we pay now.… https://t.co/cYtvxkJhFY
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12/24
2017
wrote a post about how my team has learned to operate Kubernetes @stripe: https://t.co/UzrWHPj9zG https://t.co/M6XrJCG6se
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12/21
2017
Best thread you will read today! 😀👌 https://t.co/yExgQjuybj
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12/12
2017
"When scientists say bears are going extinct, I want people to realize what it looks like," says photographer Paul… https://t.co/7LQpNPAzLP
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12/10
2017
@1NiamhRyan Semi-related: https://t.co/Ig89kqSjiB
12/8
2017
@mojavelinux Unlike when typing on a physical keyboard, I'm looking at the keyboard rather than what I'm type/swipi… https://t.co/4voeY4qW8t“Software Matters in the World” by @anildash https://t.co/ARcta1u5RoHey Google, stop showing me adverts for Grammarly. It was *you* that made predictive typing worse on Android (eithe… https://t.co/SEVEgpQluoWeeChat 2.0 released! https://t.co/nHTacvNdTv #weechat #release
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12/3
2017
Want to win cool stuff (incl. concert tickets!) and help someone in need at the same time? Go enter the competition… https://t.co/XO2rRx2BfJ
12/2
2017
I'm at Kasabian in Dublin! https://t.co/E57MCbmQon
11/28
2017
@campbeltonian @ThePracticalDev @bendhalpern My Kindle DX works well!who made this https://t.co/zeiEfaCfjk
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11/26
2017
Democracy swamped by spambots: https://t.co/We9azA73L7
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11/24
2017
can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet https://t.co/cd1BHvvoKl
Retweeted by Gerard Ryanwill forever and always be a classic https://t.co/s21P9o0HRi
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11/20
2017
“Cancer’s convergent evolution” by @drjasonfung https://t.co/v5v7pDf5dfhttps://t.co/ECYbJsc3Lq
11/19
2017
I have my issues with Rust, but this is right, what they've accomplished here is ridiculously impressive, and a hug… https://t.co/kFHroIhSyN
Retweeted by Gerard RyanThanks, accidentally hysterical ad campaign gif making person. I'll never be able to read Artisanal "normally" agai… https://t.co/AwBL6YlzAn
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11/18
2017
@1NiamhRyan No, never heard of it 😶 @1NiamhRyan Ask anyway, there's a slim chance I might be able to help anyway! @1NiamhRyan I don't think so! Sounds fun though! 😄
11/17
2017
Today we're releasing the biggest changes to Firefox since it launched 13 years ago. And it's fast. Get the new F… https://t.co/KzIortjFx0
Retweeted by Gerard RyanAnnouncing the release of Fedora 27! Read more and get it now: https://t.co/jTrNhGdZ4J
Retweeted by Gerard RyanMy mother's dog (Kim) is missing in Cong. She's very friendly. Please let me know if you've seen her! https://t.co/RMsKdZSEm6
11/14
2017
Everything is fine, please carry on with your day. Proprietary software running secretly on your computers has ever… https://t.co/ap9p9Lmr5G
Retweeted by Gerard RyanWhat I hope everyday AR/VR will feel like. https://t.co/VRYnqEJ3zF
Retweeted by Gerard RyanThe swans that live in the river across the road from me sound like the dragons in Game of Thrones1) @WHO is a worldwide collection of medical experts, not a club 2) "Clever people" is only an insult if you aren't… https://t.co/bCTcencini
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11/12
2017
Overview of aarch64 SBC support in Fedora 27 https://t.co/ufrKXfSknT
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11/10
2017
Amazing detail by the @npmjs team for their #NodeConfEU stickers! 😍😍 #NPM https://t.co/8ecJclhO2E
Retweeted by Gerard RyanThis hotel has things the right way round (via @pettore) https://t.co/LAuLGQeji8
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11/9
2017
@moggers87 @angryearthling Agreed, Firefox is great on android! Currently also trying out the Firefox Focus browser thereOK "too PC" had some legs, but now our fucking air is "too clean?" Its TOO OBVIOUS that corruption & destruction… https://t.co/vwqF6DTf8Q
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11/5
2017
Want to work on some cool stuff in @RedHatJobs ? Looking for a DevOps engineer to join the @redhatmobile team: https://t.co/m2il8GNtKl
Retweeted by Gerard RyanStill, the greatest tourism poster ever made https://t.co/t5qsWPMyur
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11/4
2017
Read the replies. Do it. https://t.co/uGRxNie93b
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10/30
2017
Town in Iceland paints 3D zebra crossing to slow down speeding vehicles. https://t.co/JojXlnbkc3
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10/29
2017
In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages. https://t.co/TlLYGezmv6
Retweeted by Gerard RyanOut of all the stuff we announced yesterday, #Brigade is what we'll be talking about in a year. https://t.co/eLjlelES2E
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10/27
2017
@ceejbot Mine is waiting for me at home when i get there in 2 weeks!
10/26
2017
Idea: GoatPro. A @GoPro but for goats. @EverythingGoats
10/25
2017
Best Ergonomic Keyboards 2017. updated. https://t.co/N7spPzC9eP
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10/24
2017
A primer: Site Reliability Engineers = sysadmins with Go DevOps Engineers = sysadmins with Ruby Systems Administrators = sysadmins with Perl
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10/21
2017
Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab. https://t.co/NN0pQavvzP
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10/20
2017
@CorkAirport Happy birthday apparently!How old is that photo of Cong?? https://t.co/l4Bsp9FcZSGood morning. Wi-Fi is literally fucked. https://t.co/Kxpp8llW0z https://t.co/p5eVK89dQz
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10/16
2017
Should we really be closing our schools when #Ophelia is trending number one in Ireland and #Opehlia number two..
Retweeted by Gerard RyanHave dirt that could impeach President Trump? Hustler publisher Larry Flynt says he'll pay you $10 million. https://t.co/JyYFCoelDb
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10/15
2017
Good morning, Dad. I missed you! https://t.co/aGkIWDDA9K
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10/14
2017
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10/13
2017
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10/9
2017
Ladies Gaelic football on top of the world https://t.co/Dut3o6ljGh <= best attended female only sports event: GAA all-Ireland finals
Retweeted by Gerard Ryan1997: I am *surfing* the web 2007: I am *browsing* the web 2017: There is no verb for my useless, constant state of being
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10/8
2017
Band Uses the Lag in Facebook Live’s Camera Feed for Live Loops https://t.co/anv34gboAp <= now this is *very* clever, well done @TheAcademic
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10/7
2017
@ColumBennett How can they say it's water resistant then
10/6
2017
If an artist's work is truly a reflection of the world the way it is or a fear of what it could become, no one does… https://t.co/M3LHVv6wla
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10/5
2017
Oracle claims "open source is declining rapidly in the private sector". Join us in laughing them out of the room. https://t.co/1wtqoAvUwL
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10/4
2017
H*ckin' operating systems https://t.co/0QObOMrbQGSome good advice from a good boy. https://t.co/KaxEhSzTzs
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9/30
2017
While you were writing poorly threaded tweets, I mastered 140 characters. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at (1/2)
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9/27
2017

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