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Problem-solving podcaster from @allusionistshow and @helenandolly. https://t.co/uc7jfunhiK https://t.co/iQkJ05pxNP

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@StefanieDeinet Omggggggg
6/23
2018
It feels strange to post or even think about anything other than the nightmare our country is gripped by, but if yo… https://t.co/fFHR3vaLJK
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @t_anarchitect @AllusionistShow I have plans for later this year! Assuming I’m discharged from hospital by then. @HelenZaltzman @jdsunart @AllusionistShow Hello, I actually made a short doc on Polari last year 🙂 So great to hear… https://t.co/Kq94Ooj2BM
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @damethelog @NetflixANZ I'm already ill, why would you deliver extra pain to me @jdsunart @AllusionistShow An awful lot of it entered mainstream language so many are without even realisingI am excited/honoured to feature the most excellent @HelenZaltzman on this week's edition of SOAP presents.. Helen… https://t.co/ISefdxxH8m
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman****U R G E N T E ***** “RAICES needs volunteer translators: "who speak Meso-American indigenous languages (eg, zap… https://t.co/WBbBjsIdvt
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6/22
2018
@matt27776 I’m not going to put a cup of tea up my arse. @UKgnome A bit worse actually- now in hospital! @Khoji Watch out, stars! You’re about to be annexed. @JimboFeenstra Americans are good even when America is bad. @JimboFeenstra Oh god, I definitely don’t believe citizens are truly reflected by their governments! And it’s not e… https://t.co/bdzPDjoc9W @JJGass I just can’t understand why. But the reasons are probably so racist I am better off not understanding. (Als… https://t.co/7ejWLZp4hLIf you’re *really* that determined to not have migrants in your country. And you really don’t want to examine the h… https://t.co/60ZSQ55nQpHumans aren’t going to stop migrating around the planet, as climate change, warfare, etc render more places uninhab… https://t.co/2YU0bKvqqTAt detention facility outside Houston, US officials told immigrant kids to take "vitamins." They told them they wou… https://t.co/CzHr6U6Lsg
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @ChrisQueen @AllusionistShow Thanks so much on both counts! Really enjoyed having @SciNate on the show. And am rece… https://t.co/TiXgtDeanmRemember the bit in 1984 when they reduce the chocolate ration from 20g to 10g a week, and Winston has to change al… https://t.co/eQii3eR0vU
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @solearther @EwaSR @Glitter_brawl @AllusionistShow Witness from the BBC World Service is 9 minutes each time. Packs… https://t.co/izaWpsnsS1 @jdsunart @AllusionistShow It is! I had assumed everyone already knew about Polari, so thought I wouldn’t be adding… https://t.co/NKF1Gih7aB @thejessewright You’re right, it is a classic!This is @HelenZaltzman from the podcast Answer Me This and The Allusionist & here's our chat all up there in iTunes… https://t.co/UNF634PGd4
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6/21
2018
@julia_zemiro @AllusionistShow Excellent so far! Efficient but mellow.Have you heard @zigzagpod yet? Couldn’t be prouder to welcome @manoushz and @jpoyant into @radiotopia And to suppor… https://t.co/HAoa1NdVOx
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @MrPaulGroom Some wacky throat nonsenseI’m in hospital on nil by mouth, and one of the nurses gave me this emergency teabag to sniff. https://t.co/0mBTgZQpqQ @redtoria I can’t blame the spiders for my current predicament. So far they’ve resolutely ignored me. @EssephVee @AllusionistShow Yikes! Thanks for the advice - sorry you had to go through all that.A little spanner in the works, Perth: I’ve been hospitalised in Tasmania for a mystery throat problem, and they’re… https://t.co/qVCXqYy9pX
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanThanks to @romanmars and @HelenZaltzman i had no problem with this clue 😎🤓🎙 https://t.co/BU9QFWdJoz
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6/20
2018
Today https://t.co/hLckTveptb
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanAnd from this episode of @AllusionistShow: https://t.co/W3rnLfuU0L https://t.co/lCdFBLSicY @timhorton89 @TEDxPerth I really hope so toobut it's a high fucking insult to artists to tell them they shouldn't be paid for their work, most especially when… https://t.co/CLWYyKJb0p
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanReally sad to miss this @TEDxPerth with linguists tomorrow. I have giant swollen tonsils and lymph nodes and the do… https://t.co/oCpkUucT6G
6/19
2018
@abaranov @AllusionistShow Thank you! Tell all your friends in Perth.If you’ve enjoyed this thread, you might like my book - it’s the history of your life, sprinkled with pop culture j… https://t.co/sdizkT6a6e
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanPERTH. #AllusionistLive will be happening in your town this Friday evening! Tickets are on sale now: https://t.co/qPrUhzUBiK
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanA few days ago I bumped into human sunbeam @SciNate on a bridge in Melbourne, and now he’s on the new episode of… https://t.co/eeJCRLySnD
6/18
2018
@j_remy_green @AllusionistShow @SciNate I was going to mention it explicitly, but then thought I didn't want to hav… https://t.co/m7UgDtFoSm @j_remy_green @AllusionistShow @SciNate As does Britain. It's shocking. That is why I mentioned people who can't donate. @abaranov Oh good - I just restocked on zinc @iggigg How many times do you have to have it before they’ll remove them? (Though I’ve heard it’s pretty heinous su… https://t.co/NJDj6jLv1o @redtoria I occasionally buy scratchcards, when I feel pissed off at the world, and while I haven’t made enough mon… https://t.co/C06gUrrjXt @redtoria If I’d managed to get a doctorate, I would be plastering that title EVERYWHERE. Be proud! And just stand… https://t.co/wu89teaSLG @redtoria I’m currently in Hobart, Tasmania, which has a big art gallery and festival thanks to a local who won bil… https://t.co/nD1HdkaNsb @FizzlebangW Just some bins full of discarded tonsils @HannahTheEditor Bleurgh! I hope you wake up free of it tomorrow @Acton_Mainline I’ve got some extra strong Strepsils so we’re essentially the same. @redtoria As a doctor maybe you could give out prescriptions for comforting music and books!My kingdom for an instant cure for tonsillitis @mammalalien It’s too late now - we had to get a work visa for the gigs we are doing. But next year! @bowlaxx @AllusionistShow As has been in dictionaries for more than a century. @mammalalien I couldn’t get a venue in Adelaide unfortunately @ThorhallaBjorg @greg_jenner Definitely. But Stacey’s friends never got anywhere with her. Meanwhile Stacey has man… https://t.co/nENVosCXWYNew episode has sploshed into your feeds! @SciNate gives us the weather forecast: semantically unsettled, with a ch… https://t.co/tKMmFM5XKC
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @AngelaDesmarais @MurrayLeeA Going to hand the baton to @LeVostreGC @Nail_Drama @greg_jenner Was sentenced to life, but let out after 15 years for good behaviour.Charles Dickens was Sk8ter Boi.
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @greg_jenner I am 100% in. Especially if we can finally uncover where Linda was hiding in Hue & Cry’s ‘Looking for… https://t.co/HGkdhaMPRF
6/17
2018
@JoshMalina I jumped in on a few questions, too. https://t.co/NGbw9kq7rr
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanOur latest episode was built from the stunning decade-old interview from @barbarabradleyh with the late Pam Reynold… https://t.co/GcM1TFZZUO
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanNow on in 16 https://t.co/FEZCnTmk2FIf that wasn’t enough divine Queer Eye content for the weekend, that @HelenZaltzman is only on Get Curious with act… https://t.co/dB9RMVwoUN
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @thefeast Was just thinking about you today! How’s the ginger you planted?Helen Zaltzman chats to Kim Hill tomorrow 9:30am about her upcoming event @NLNZ next month. Tickets at… https://t.co/kzj2Qka5Wy
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanOne last #AllusionistLive fixture for this run of gigs in New Zealand and Australia over the next few weeks: AUCKLA… https://t.co/R1k0FGtcR4
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6/15
2018
@felixtrench @MrPaulBae @AllusionistShow Exactly the kind of thing ole Soup Shop would say @greg_jenner I just read Too Fat, Too Slutty, Too Loud by @annehelen which had a couple of fascinating chapters about themHi, I'm on the latest episode of your bff @jvn's podcast Getting Curious: https://t.co/XWEisOyQpd @Pheline Seems unfair to the people on Tristan da Cunha reallyWelcome to @radiotopia, @zigzagpod! And welcome to @zigzagpod, everyone! The debut two episodes just arrived: https://t.co/JX8bkFJGke.@HelenZaltzman hosts The Allusionist podcast and joins @jvn to talk about the current and historical differences b… https://t.co/niavrys2Kg
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6/14
2018
@laurenspohrer I’m Gonna Love The Hell Out Of You. Well, I don’t know if it’s my favourite or just the one my iTune… https://t.co/bJUBlKlWqF
6/13
2018
@tullnut1 I didn’t write this so can’t claim credit
6/9
2018
@walshy66 Evidently you don't know me at all @GinkoGal12 @radiotopia @AllusionistShow @_kathytu @tobinlow @EricBMarcus @NancyPodcast @jvn @QueerEye @katieminglehttps://t.co/wFGvRDBaQG @radiotopia @AllusionistShow @HelenZaltzman @_kathytu @tobinlow @EricBMarcus @NancyPodcast @jvn @QueerEyehttps://t.co/4k1FSyUxzZ
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6/8
2018

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