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Problem-solving podcaster from @allusionistshow and @helenandolly. https://t.co/uc7jfunhiK https://t.co/iQkJ05pxNP

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WOW! Over 100% of LYING Anglo-Saxon Chronicle contains no good stories about me! Typical Mainstream Bards. This is… https://t.co/eMfgwLuR7D
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanCRICKET PODCAST ALERT... Warning: Contains cricket. https://t.co/LYf87mUJVC
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanThere’s nothing more festive than a subtitled Norwegian Christmas documentary right? 🎄🎄🎄 https://t.co/wK3SUx65dr
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanYes please. Write stuff. We’ve had loads of subs already but want more. https://t.co/kGWOL7QZUl
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanJust when I thought @MarkHarrisNYC ’s tweet couldn’t get any better... https://t.co/4P5IJJt7jS
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @HelenZaltzman U2 just put out a new album though. https://t.co/RtBNXczZLy
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanWant to feel old? This is what S Club 7 look like now. https://t.co/HtEXVaPpvH
12/13
2017
@podcon @ChrstphrReynaga @PointMystic @BriggonSnow @biglooppodcast Sorry, 1 more. I met an Asian guy who was shakin… https://t.co/cLpboGOOxk
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzmanthis guy had police detain someone who made fun of his hat https://t.co/oDQ2zRvGKk
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @kfingleton @DawnHFoster The sad thing is, there are an awful lot of Jases. @waferbaby "So inventive, darling! Two means of dying, AND racism and rape, all in one paragraph - you are clever!" @MattBrownnutt Priorities are in order then. @MattBrownnutt https://t.co/fWUmrSMlas @kfingleton @DawnHFoster Yeah don't remind me @kfingleton @DawnHFoster Not yet, podcasting as a medium still hasn't broken through enough to attract the attentio… https://t.co/wRRVvYgKoCThis new episode is unlike anything we've done before. Listen: https://t.co/JFEmPTxZtW https://t.co/GttJJIbTJK
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanThis guy failed every module at finishing school https://t.co/wXsMu3feMf @DawnHFoster Whoops, I missed that because I was still red penning the graphic death threats. @AmberButchart Holy shitI saw @thememorypalace do a live show at #londonpodfest and it was absolutely magical. If you're in or near DC on 6… https://t.co/OXg9AU0of0 @EarbudsPodCol @Discover_Pods Give up the blog format - just an ever rolling list of lists. That's the age we live in now @danthesith @RadioPublic That's different - your art is on there! It's not a mug you bought in a rush at the petrol station.This is very sweet, from @RadioPublic: give someone a gift of handpicked podcasts! https://t.co/c2cvrnJCQz Oh, you… https://t.co/YgLVjDfe4D @Discover_Pods @EarbudsPodCol I'm pretty sure this year's List Season has been running nonstop since last year's List Season.“Literature can move us. But ultimately structural systems are very hard to shift” - wise wise @greg_jenner talks a… https://t.co/A4l3pxupuv @Discover_Pods @EarbudsPodCol and still at least another two weeks of List Season still to go...Outtake from the new episode. How Dickensian is a chocolate dalek? Hear the episode at https://t.co/hPv5iKzm0g https://t.co/5aisLWDoHd
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @danthesith @guardian That would certainly be more appropriate.“battles” is the wrong word for this headline, @guardian - try ‘weakly deflects’, or maybe ‘deserves’. https://t.co/zeheW62522Thanks to my kind friends @trufelman and @katiemingle for braving 19th century London in the new episode. https://t.co/hPv5iKzm0g
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanSweet edible nightmares https://t.co/nssgcq4BNDIf you're unwaged / on a low income & would like 2 see any Tue or Thu screenings 4 free, email info@genesis-cinema.co.uk or pop in & see us!
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @joepevans @AllusionistShow Ugh how tedious. What did you go for? "No, who's he?" @nikeshshukla Can't wait! @HrishiHirway I'm glad this is out in the world!I’m on hour two of trying to wrap my head around this woman literally saying she’s not anti-Semitic because her law… https://t.co/AUT6oxWRZq
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @chayground @AllusionistShow @ZaltzCricket Nightmare
12/12
2017
Charles Dickens: Social Justice Warrior disguised as Mr Christmas https://t.co/DtfeuGgB1z @AllusionistShow
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanThere is a gigantic (four acre!) Charles Dickens- themed Christmas fair in San Francisco. Fake snow, top hats, bad… https://t.co/9FDq8DX8Bg
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanI’m at the episode of @HelenAndOlly that announces the (maybe) start of @AllusionistShow. It’s nice knowing how awe… https://t.co/TYEp3RQ9Vq
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanI'm having trouble putting together my Christmas wish list on Amazon. https://t.co/TU1h9FQt7X
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @amahnke This is going to be a MASSIVE hit Christmas 2019.Charles Dickens: Social Justice Warrior disguised as Mr Christmas https://t.co/DtfeuGgB1z @AllusionistShowThe WHOLE of Fanny Cradock Cooks For Christmas has just been added to iPlayer. If you’ve never seen it before, watc… https://t.co/bcd7FcuXP2
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanSteve Bannon to campaign with alleged pedophile Roy Moore on eve of election. And @SIRIUSXM just gave Bannon a show… https://t.co/UBLrAItdSj
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @vivianhle Yeah but our boat trip to an island covered in penguins was cancelled today
12/11
2017
Apologies for the short thread, but I think it is necessary to counteract the deliberate and cynical "everybody li… https://t.co/VsZofRDK4A
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @craftyexpat Another amateur display from Britain.Feeling considerable FOMO about everyone at #Podcon and everyone playing in the snow in Britain @TheRebeccaPrjct I want to go! Hopefully next yearHappy birthday @davenadelberg! In honour of #Birthdave, treat yourselves to @mortified's new book, along with a dos… https://t.co/F88rjvTgs7I didn't count because suffering in war is indifferent to age or sex. But one thing I am positive of is that at the… https://t.co/7pTT9NykFN
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @JesseThorn Did you go to the Tam O'Shanter today or are you just pumped for our trip to the Tam O'Shanter week aft… https://t.co/Oztc9JeFbF
12/10
2017
Hullo! I loved doing this podcast about Charles Dickens & Christmas 🎄- why not give it a listen? 👂😁 https://t.co/b2PEtMsR77
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @nikeshshukla The Good Immigrant being such a smash @romanmars @jasonlrennie @themuzak @CelebJuice @MsMariaWilliams Absolutely not. @annapickard Does your real accent sound inauthentic in that place?Definitely @themuzak, @CelebJuice, @MsMariaWilliams, and most of all @romanmars, although he hates my gratitude. https://t.co/Glv7nTGYTmI've never taken hallucinogens, but listening to the raw footage of them at the Dickens fair must have been a close… https://t.co/Djzmlj1jabIt's like he's reached that stage when children start trying to tell jokes. https://t.co/ghet2RnuMb
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @virtualmatthill @samlsteele @franpanetta @DirkMaggs @OllyMann @karyignite @jasotweet Proud to have opened doors to… https://t.co/jddFS49RkCA very fun new episode just arrived! @trufelman and @katiemingle found Victorian Christmas in California, while… https://t.co/WwsB5oMbn3
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12/9
2017
@seedevonwrite @sonjalivingston @annheppermann @meganleetan @McEwenAnnie Same to you though, D. You helped me far more than you know. @Baggsie13 Keeping it real, Baggsie. @justmemonkey Thank you! Check here (you can play the songs for free) - was it @martinaustwick’s track ‘Methuselah’? https://t.co/wog93jwKgX
12/8
2017
In the new @HelenAndOlly #AMT357, I deal with the most non-problem problem anyone has ever faced: getting deverifie… https://t.co/qnVTp7NDR2 @PabloBonzo EVERYone’s pleased to hear @jonronson on a podcast! He’s always great on podcasts.https://t.co/cfBviuBlFh https://t.co/myG4h6wAkg
12/7
2017
A rare live Allusionist fixture is happening at @SFSketchfest on 12 January! Tickets: https://t.co/i6T1CAiABf
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanI'm sad that one of my favourite shows, @dinnerpartydnld, has ended. But I'll always have their book Brunch Is Hell… https://t.co/Q8b6J4txOn @nikeshshukla @JuliaKingsford Big win for both @jatomic @AllusionistShow I bet cruffins taste quite good.
12/5
2017
@saricher Zuckerberg is giving a lot of money away, so he'll be on watch, but not condemned yet. @brentonwalters Google Docs is always trying to sabotage me. I don’t know how much longer I can hold off from succu… https://t.co/gIoZ5blJZZ @dbennett_ks Except for the bits with the manatees.
12/4
2017
@saimsaeed847 Excellent! Welcome, comrade.But this iteration is aiming for socialism rather than capitalism. https://t.co/TWC8AXUOYR @thermalsatsuma Better to fall apart than be torn apart, eh? @kirkketchum Would you prefer something more like Hunger Games For Capitalist World-Ruiners?
12/3
2017

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