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Problem-solving podcaster from @allusionistshow and @helenandolly. https://t.co/uc7jfunhiK https://t.co/iQkJ05pxNP

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Not even recorded - the show is created just for live performance! Somerville stayathomes won’t get to experience i… https://t.co/NFXcm6mwDG @mirizma @AllusionistShow I AM the portmantNO policeFancy piano for @martinaustwick at the fab @CUBECINEMA tonight! Next #AllusionistLive stop: Dublin, this Friday. Th… https://t.co/6JQrJbRCuu
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanI took a poll — more people want me to be the Super Bowl halftime entertainment than Maroon 5. https://t.co/g6EgUg8Nmz
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9/25
2018
@lilydoughball Thank you! I made it from Libs Eliot fabric.Thanks to friends absent with colds/pukes/child-related sleep deprivation, there might be a few seats available at… https://t.co/yv1aFduIhx
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanAll tattoos have a story, but these tattoos take storytelling to a whole new level... Listen to the new episode of… https://t.co/CJK2Bm3trv
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanWe are so excited to announce that we will be coming to the @BarbicanCentre on the 29th of this month as part of th… https://t.co/VI9g1yUbgL
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @mr_c00k13 That’s one of the main reasons I podcast. Glad to be there for you when you need. I hope times are getting easier. @cjwhite That’s a really good one!Some jollity for elevenses: David Dimbleby and @helenzaltzman join @fifiglover and @janegarvey1 in the latest episo… https://t.co/U5AodhiC2u
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanATTENTION DUBLIN... The Bugle is coming to The Sugar Club, 8 October, for @DublinPodFest. Guests: Alice Fraser (… https://t.co/16ZtVh8bU3
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @plusgreg Nope - I’d prefer expressions that didn’t attribute personality traits to body parts (see also ‘ballsy’).
9/24
2018
@jaimealyse NO WAY!I only knew about this because years ago, I met someone with a tattoo on their elbow of ‘cuticles,’ https://t.co/finOsoIDmFI spluttered over my cornflakes. A beloved family member's gravestone is recalled by @HelenZaltzman "Remembered wit… https://t.co/Y6ZdHXAiDf
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @origin1946 See it for yourself! https://t.co/Y2aSFprCv9
9/23
2018
In the form of fun live entertainment! There won't even be a test afterwards. https://t.co/qK0uI6Fvfa @amadoldbat @fifiglover @janegarvey1 I have listened, of course! My point was Adnan's retrial was put into process before Serial.Got your tickets for #NineLessons 2018 yet? 4 nights at @KingsPlace and as usual, all profits go to charity.… https://t.co/8dbyGft8GD
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9/22
2018
Read something very charming, for goodness sake https://t.co/IT70F4hAmq @bencaplanmusic Bollocks, I have a prior engagement! They'd better have Berlin's second best klezmer clarinettist to make up for it. @sarahlmorgan @HelenZaltzman @Cass_Denton "The simile it suggests is of..." Eurgh, that's horrible writing. Never m… https://t.co/6SqCqCSDTR
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanThanks for having me on @bigtravelpod, @lfnand! I give the Tasmanian Medical Hotel 5* on Tripadvisor. https://t.co/WIubMpgUxkSo excited to go to Dublin next Friday for @DublinPodFest! Double bill of @cedreid’s excellent Words To That Effect… https://t.co/elMvD7GU6a
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanTHIS IS NOT A DRILL https://t.co/7bJlIxDkgx @bhuto @AllusionistShow Thank you! It’s never too lateWelcome to Friday or as it’s now known Fortunatedayly (nearly works) - our guests this week include @HelenZaltzmanhttps://t.co/sUAULDVUN2
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9/21
2018
@kfingleton @HelenZaltzman @Cass_Denton The quality and professionalism of this publication can be seen even in the… https://t.co/Y6etXLkl8v
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @Haeloe @IMKristenBell @hulu Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! @IamAmyFaith @kfingleton @Cass_Denton I am always grossed out by it. Only exception is David Attenborough talking about insects. @HelenZaltzman @Cass_Denton Oh. My. Word. https://t.co/MsVKgMJjta
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @Clairywoowoo @Cass_Denton Great that he's still got a job eh"There aren’t many young people, particularly females, who look to radio for a career" - yeah mate, because after a… https://t.co/53U6GHbDs4 @catgraffam Gosh - those are beautifulGet ready for this ever-timely [fuming] new series from @TheTruthFiction ... https://t.co/5SNEctqmav
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanWeek after next, #AllusionistLive is happening in Chicago at @Sl33pingVillag3! Here’s a photo of me on a previous t… https://t.co/fOrktUbWn6
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanIn my “Passion Projects” talk I shout out @cjandarlie, @AllusionistShow, @HelenAndOlly, Where Shall We Begin with… https://t.co/p3akQPBoH1
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @masterofwork @AllusionistShow The BC one! It’s just being finalised but I think 10 November is the day
9/20
2018
@pussellrarker @SimonNRicketts @WhenIsBirths @SimplerDave The train error pedants are particularly diligent. @Jayhirst @janegarvey1 @SharonHawthorn1 @jonsnowC4 Really weirdly @janegarvey1 spent whole chunks of this weeks ep… https://t.co/3V3aMzFPmj
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanA highly amusing travel chat taking in death, intensive care, cannibalism, Colonial wrong-doing and bad taxidermy -… https://t.co/AAhZuvw3HJ
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9/19
2018
@seedevonwrite u ok hunHello people of the Internet. Would you like to employ a strange hybrid podcast producer/magazine editor/writer who… https://t.co/K6ZdFLtxDB
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanDo you have a great podcast idea? Are you based in the UK? Spotify is running #SoundUpUK aimed at women of colour w… https://t.co/wyLp6ct5k3
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @jonomann1991 Don't open the suitcase. @PodcastReview_ @BeccaHope24 This was excellent!#AllusionistLive is coming to Toronto in November! https://t.co/meR0okIk93In which I shout out @loveandradio @OvercoatsWooden @NightValeRadio @ear_epic @GhostRadioTX @99piorg and… https://t.co/wksGz4ZKMk
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanGranted, hers doesn’t have a stain on it from a rotted satsuma peelI have the same suitcase as Eve in Killing Eve, AMASomething exciting is happening. Something we’ve wanted to do forever. To celebrate Thadingyut, the Burmese Festi… https://t.co/NWyZeWbxqR
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @lfnand @bigtravelpod Sorry not sorry
9/18
2018
I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HAVING BEEN MENTIONED IN THE NYT https://t.co/YTfwNECDhB
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanThanks for this lovely shout, @msmirandasawyer https://t.co/rsmHuxYCMK https://t.co/An1NE2pog7
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @_loveallthis Fun fact: Robin Hood lived in an avocado forest“Where you gonna bounce tooo?” from Burning Love, and “Let’s keep the axe” from Spaced. https://t.co/s26KUzKaal @HelenZaltzman Like, tea just what? showed up on its own?
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @_loveallthis Potatoes? Tomatoes? Curry? Chocolate? All indigenous to Britain of courseCC https://t.co/P5wP8ELR5W https://t.co/Mzeu08Kw6v @greg_jenner Exactly! Better as an antagonist not a main player, too.Given Britain’s history of Roman/Germanic/Norse/French invasions and then getting stuck into a load of other countr… https://t.co/1ePcpuahyb @greg_jenner At the moment, I believe, there are THREE different Jokers in production.
9/17
2018
@alexecurran @ColinAnder @HWalker_Brown Thanks for coming! @mostlylit thanks for the awesome show today!
9/16
2018
@sara__weber @AllusionistShow Aw thank you! I’m just having dinner with the family but will be back for Three Track… https://t.co/2cDf41zzyoHere we go again. #LondonPodFest @KingsPlace https://t.co/Ws0oLJuH7y @mammalalien There's a podcaster meetup 12-2pm tomorrow at the festival, Battlebridge Room in Kings Place @andrew_rickmann @TheSporkful Covered this on Answer Me This and never again
9/15
2018
We're thrilled to welcome back #LondonPodFest regular @HelenZaltzman with her @AllusionistShow tomorrow! This podca… https://t.co/ZzkRNiiudS
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @GenerallySane @neilhimself @AllusionistShow Here's the chap! https://t.co/3q8rjLsLV3It's like trying to prove someone is a vegetarian by producing a list of 65 hamburgers he didn't eat. https://t.co/6sEAoqU76U
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanIf you want to stop abortions, you need to prevent the “disease" - meaning, unwanted pregnancies. And the only way… https://t.co/fEtZ8FW87w
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanI'll be in San Francisco next week to perform at three @PopUpMag live shows at Curran Theatre: Thu, Fri, Sat. I'll… https://t.co/n8BbIGM2Yj
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman24 hours to go until #AllusionistLive at #LondonPodFest! Will my wrecked voice make it? Will my dad sleep through t… https://t.co/6AcZyrRd2q
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanListen up 🎧 We're thrilled to reveal the first three shows of our 2018 #HotDocsPodFest, taking place Nov 1-5. Stay… https://t.co/ZeQ9rHkHIW
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @vidjam @AllusionistShow Wow! My show should run 4.30-5.30pm @RubyReckless @KingsPlace Oof. You can have a little nap.Podcasters and podcurious people: come along to the #LondonPodfest this weekend. Lots of us will be milling around… https://t.co/OZYnBE0ncS @martinaustwick https://t.co/Yuepkbh5KS @GretchenAMcC Thank you!! @GretchenAMcC Keep me posted! @GretchenAMcC Talk about it on my show pls pls✨ not talking about climate change when covering a hurricane is politicizing a hurricane ✨
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanVote suppression in @NYGovCuomo's New York: a thread.
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman“Search warrant: no motive found for motiveless murder” https://t.co/WwUc62inJrwow, he's right! "swagger" was first used in A Midsummer Night's Dream, where mischievous creatures meddle in a for… https://t.co/m4T87rnsrF
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9/14
2018
Thinking of all my @Panoply friends today especially the delightful @kristenmeinzer & @JolentaG. Raw deal for all i… https://t.co/dYzEGsRGLt
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @martinaustwick @happierman If we come down now, can you do a rerun in the foyer?SAT 10/20: The award winning podcast about language, The Allusionist with host @HelenZaltzman. Tickets on sale now… https://t.co/PiKcOLXjoo
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @happierman FUCKFUCKFUCK I HAD IT IN MY CALENDAR FOR 9.30pm NOOOOOOOOOO @meemalee @martinaustwick There’s an awful lot to take in there @HelenZaltzman I bought a seat in the stalls (J-17 to be exact) and now to my great disappointment won’t be able to… https://t.co/lO621pUZK6
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @iggigg Aw yeah it’s been ages! Where are you these days?Balcony seats just went on sale! Sit in one! https://t.co/0qCb4Qg5TmOr pitch your ideas to an experienced panel of show and network-runners https://t.co/blea3zTnBU
Retweeted by Helen ZaltzmanIf you’re interested in starting to podcast, or levelling up your podcasting skills, these workshops this weekend w… https://t.co/1rOf0GYisiI think tickets for this are still extremely available, definitely get one — I have gathered many examples of GOOD… https://t.co/lB6NvUWn3T
Retweeted by Helen Zaltzman @trufelman Damn nominative determinism! @catyicarter No wonder everybody is so worried about it!
9/13
2018

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