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Heather Foley @HotelFoxtrot Chili's, probably

Single white female addicted to retail

2,395 Following   2,904 Followers   79,569 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/7/09

Retweeted by Heather Foley“Fuck outta the way” - Tom Brady to a cameraman who we can only assume has been arrested for getting in Tom Brady’s…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyGET OUT OF TOM BRADY’S WAY
Retweeted by Heather FoleyWe have a proud history of handsome quarterbacks #gopats i bet this blew your motherf*cking mind.
Retweeted by Heather Foley @maureencaught Good thing we know better than to go on game day! @maureencaught It had a line 2 hours ago! @usafss74 If he did, he had a great doctor! @usafss74 Does hair not gray with a transplant?You pregame your way, I'll pregame mine @KyleBochniak and @CalvinKattar enjoy their burger, chicken parm and ice cream! Congrats! Bon apetite! @ufc way to go!
Retweeted by Heather FoleySILVER FOX STEVE CARELL CAN GET IT @ZerlinaMaxwell This is exactly what I needed, thank you for sharingWow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
Retweeted by Heather FoleyThe Jags are no closer to the Super Bowl than they were in the preseason
Retweeted by Heather Foleyyesterday my mom stopped to help a stranded motorist who couldn’t get his car to accelerate, and kindly informed h…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyMom birthday cards are always so extra. I need one that just says "happy birthday, mom"this is legit one of the most impressive things on the internet
Retweeted by Heather FoleyThe line at The Broadway is already 20-ish people long, good luck, chumpsI love that all week in my gyms ladies locker room women say "go Pats" instead of "bye"Who's up for some brunch? Here the #Dot Brunch Roundup! Let's keep this weekend going!
Retweeted by Heather Foley @nicolerusso A few years ago I went 3 months and then was DRUNK after 2 drinksThrowback to Baghdad 10 yrs ago, watching the Patriots in the playoffs on AFN. I’m glad deployed troops will be abl…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyGood morning from Philly where crews from the city are greasing the light poles with Crisco to prevent #Eagles fans…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyIn perhaps 2018's most surprising development, I have yet to have a drink🎶 Zero, zero, zero, done 🎶 @BreeDoopee I knooooooowwwwStarted from the bottom now we’re here......
Retweeted by Heather FoleyJust spotted A man in a fur coat, could it be THE man in the fur coat? Cc @maureencaught @debgriff104 It was so good, such a crazy story! Have fun in Aruba!Just my earrings @nicolerusso Hahaha @nicolerusso I would see it again @nicolerusso You never got back to me! @KatieMarshman The culprit is usually either bad hummus or brown liquor @nd831 Never made it past the pig episode @tjd8771 She's so damn goodAlso I feel like I should add I wore a ruffled bodysuit because what else would you wear to a figure skating movie wanted to let you all know I, Tonya was everything I hoped and moreThis is what movie theater tickets look like now? seeing her occasional Jeff Goldblum tweets, I know someone that needs this. Incredible. @HotelFoxtrot
Retweeted by Heather FoleyLove this sign #youthsports @QuincyYHockey
Retweeted by Heather Foley @Stones6865 Oh my god, I'm DEAD
Yo Bitch! I stole your line, Aaron. But you can "Say my name!" Just thinking about the 6 magical years on BB with o…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyMe: there’s nothing else to do about the government shutdown Me after 4 glasses of wine:
Retweeted by Heather FoleyA friend of mine sent me this from the Women’s March. Made me smile. #WomensMarch2018
Retweeted by Heather Foleyguys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm
Retweeted by Heather FoleyMy hamper...not that long ago relevant to my interests's remarkable how brazen Republicans' bluster is in this debate... This morning, @clairecmc tried to guarantee…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyHappy 3rd Birthday Loco Taqueria & Oyster Bar! The party is in full swing with live music today and Birthday...
Retweeted by Heather FoleyI love a good 9 minute Kanye song Bettany is currently “in negotiations” to portray The Crown's Prince Philip
Retweeted by Heather Foley @sleep2dream Happy almost birthday!I watched 20 minutes of Revenge Body and oh my god what a horrid show with a terrible message10 years ago today Mr. White and Jesse Pinkman decided to start cooking crystal meth. Thank you Vince for coming up…
Retweeted by Heather FoleySpotted in Brockton. Prayers up for Tom Brady's hand! 🙏
Retweeted by Heather FoleyShirtless Tongan, now a skier, qualifies for Winter Olympics:
Retweeted by Heather Foley"You are nothing." I posted this yesterday, but now that you have a minute on a Saturday morning, it's worth watc…
Retweeted by Heather Foley @maureencaught WOW @maureencaught I'll be fun again in 2 weeks!My little snuggle buddy has a ROUGH haircut @maureencaught You are! I might sneak in something healthy @maureencaught Not with enough time to get there!He's baaaaackb @HotelFoxtrot I feel your pain. 🥚🥚🥚
Retweeted by Heather Foley @kaw3589 NoooooooI'm not sure what's happening in our government but I blame Mark Wahlberg.
Retweeted by Heather Foley @reallyrlreviews He married his common law daughter, how could anyone give him the benefit of the doubt when it com… waiting to hear if I make if off the waitlist for spinning at @BostonAthletic @sleep2dream February 2, yours?Happy birthday, my queen #DiscoDollyIsMyFavoriteDolly #BabyImBurnin"When you ask him about it, he just gets quiet and says something vague about ‘just cooling off for a few weeks,’ w…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyEvery time Oregon is on TV we’re reminded how fucking stupid their basketball court is
Retweeted by Heather FoleyRihanna made me remember that bodies are always changing and there's no point in getting mad at it…
Retweeted by Heather FoleyReported @HotelFoxtrot @JosieGL He was so nice when I stage doored a play he was in a long time ago! I present baby Michelle…
Retweeted by Heather Foley @rapunzel74 @JosieGL I'm so glad to hear that because I would be CRUSHED if he was an assholeHow lovely