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The next (Asian) Ellen DeGeneres. These are my shows: @manhaterscomedy | @ew_millennials | @missioncomedy | Mondays @StarlineSC

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#SF Don’t forget we’re comin to @pianofight for @SFSketchfest THIS SUNDAY 1/21 8p 🎟: https://t.co/IYIEbKekX7 https://t.co/sopDMl9Y6u
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Retweeted by Irene Tu @marcellacomedy I'm taking credit as the inspiration for this joke. Can we get a sponsorship @TheDivaCup?New feminist drinking game: every time Lena Dunham does something stupid take a shot of whiskey out of a diva cup.
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1/19
2018
On ep#271 SFSketchfest staple Irene Tu sits down with JV for a debrief on having smarts, breaking hearts, basketbal… https://t.co/o9PtzCvuDk
Retweeted by Irene TuTonight at 8 I’ll be talking for one hour at @punchlinesf. It won’t FEEL like an hour though. Cuz it’ll be funny.… https://t.co/AeX5qW0Pbz
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1/18
2018
@Gomigomigomiday @punchlinesf @SFSketchfest @barvonblaq Yes! See you tomorrow @ProfBforBargain @jvclubpodcast @janetvarney @nerdist @NatalieHazen I don't 😬I just got Invisalign so if I don't smile for the next 6 months, it's still probably because I hate you. @jvclubpodcast @janetvarney @nerdist @NatalieHazen Oh god I regret this teen photo so much but this was a very fun podcast.Our guest this week is going to be the amazingly smart & funny Irene Tu! https://t.co/piW7s40kUV
Retweeted by Irene TuOur @SFSketchfest show is tonight 8pm @punchlinesf w/ @irene_tu @Adrian_McNair @lieb123456789 @TorioVanGrolhttps://t.co/IeVylLSTcS
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1/17
2018
Just got added last minute to this @SFSketchfest show tonight! 10:30pm Cafe du Nord. Tickets: https://t.co/qB8vEajkso
1/13
2018
First show of 2018! Free comedy & oysters w/ @EmilyMcWinter @BlazerRamon @caseywley @kenicemobley @irene_tuhttps://t.co/qJYMxc2NXG
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1/12
2018
#TBT tunes thanks to #CalAlum @irene_tu! Listen to her Spotify playlist from her days as a Berkeley student. Catch… https://t.co/eKC8twvFOx
Retweeted by Irene Tu @hypochandrea I thought I was good cuz last time my car got broken into, they didn't take it! Now the fear is real
1/11
2018
Oh my god. I just realized whoever broke into my car stole my skateboard. THIS IS UPSETTING
1/10
2018
Great feature on @marcellacomedy, @irene_tu & @solomongeorgio! “For 3 must-see comedians at SF Sketchfest, it’s mor… https://t.co/lMwVOJlAso
Retweeted by Irene Tu @JimMcVeigh yours too?? hahaha the saddest craft project ever. I'm going to try to fix mine tomorrowSTOP BREAKING INTO MY CAR. AT LEAST TAKE SOME TAMPONS
1/8
2018
Recy Taylor, who Oprah just mentioned, was gang-raped by 6 white men in 1944, in a case that galvanized the early c… https://t.co/AoMOdSLWKi
Retweeted by Irene TuOprah Motherfuckin' Winfrey
1/7
2018
.@marcellacomedy @solomongeorgio @irene_tu are 3 must-see comedians @SFSketchfest Presented by @audiblehttps://t.co/qNOG0OmqlX
Retweeted by Irene TuATTN #SanFrancisco #Oakland #Berkley #BayArea #YayArea: Spread the word, we are coming back for ONE NIGHT ONLY for… https://t.co/j3buxZhhh9
Retweeted by Irene TuDiscover the journeys that lead performing artists to the stage, straight from the performers themselves - their tr… https://t.co/SX4zmmh99t
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1/5
2018
Ep. 241 can be downloaded NOW. @irene_tu @manhaterscomedy @missioncomedy @sfsketchfest #chicago #ucberkeleyhttps://t.co/W2uwM1Mkgx
Retweeted by Irene TuBrentwood, CA - Next Mon Jan 8th! - @irene_tu and I will be doling out the giggles at the Mannheim Social Club. 7:… https://t.co/vjnCZaoq4J
Retweeted by Irene TuMy doctor told me I'm vitamin D deficient and it's like yea I know, I'm gay.you: what were you doing when the earthquake hit? me: trying to figure out if I had a yeast infection @convolk yea that felt like death for sureWas there just an earthquake or is the apocalypse happening now?
1/4
2018
@heydomgelin @JimMcVeigh https://t.co/h7w0ERyDZB @JoeyDevine @JimMcVeigh @heydomgelin I'm gonna end up with double of everything 🏀🏀 @JimMcVeigh Yep it was me. She told me and @heydomgelin that they didn't sell juggling balls and acted like that wa… https://t.co/Ae9ar93cyKMy high school "best friend" got married and I'm trying to learn how to juggle. https://t.co/1vDPjNOHcv
1/3
2018
Somebody sincerely thought I was 15 today so yeah 2018 isn't gonna be my year.
1/2
2018
Happy 2018! I normally don't make resolutions, but how’s this? Let’s all tell the truth, treat everyone equally, be… https://t.co/Kc3sMibnR2
Retweeted by Irene TuMy 2018 resolution is to be even more gay.
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1/1
2017
My New Year's Resolution is to not get tricked into signing up for a subscription box.The only thing I've learned from watching 4 seasons of Scandal is to kill your dad immediately so you don't force s… https://t.co/k9w5Z6OJ2V @heydomgelin My bad
12/31
2017
The tax bill being signed is like that scene in the Titanic where Billy Zane shoves women & children out of the way to get in the lifeboat
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12/23
2017
Celebrating 2 years of women and queer comedy in Oakland TONIGHT! @ROBOTCAITLIN headlines w/ @TrishnaLaughshttps://t.co/lhT8FhLZfD
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12/21
2017
My preferred pronoun is skater boy.Our 2 year anniversary show is this Thursday @whiteho! Just in time for the holidays 🎄 SECRET HEADLINER. Featuring… https://t.co/2ieHQ0aJuj
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12/19
2017
I'm getting tired of the #NetNeutrality meme saying "if it passes you'll pay $14.99 for Twitter and $.10 per Google… https://t.co/UCPxOYNUDN
Retweeted by Irene Tu @cameronesposito ❤️ and droolz too
12/15
2017
There's a glitch in my phone that won't let me delete Uber and that's what 2017 was in a nutshell.I'm hosting all weekend for @PhilMhanley! Tonight-Sunday @RoosterTF in Sunnyvale 🐔 https://t.co/edsfcTAXuoWe're all gonna die of a heart attack from trying to keep up with the news. Oh is this the GOP's solution to overpopulation?Thanks @cameronesposito and @RheaButcher for having @irene_tu on @pyhtshow!! So excited to have just been introduce… https://t.co/z1J2DMHbPQ
Retweeted by Irene TuTUESDAY 12/19 @TheLostChurch with @irene_tu @talk2cheybell @SamanthaGilweit @theladyshelbi + raffle for… https://t.co/qljcOMEs6e
Retweeted by Irene Tu @heydomgelin "can you recommend comics who also don't want to get paid?"
12/14
2017
San Francisco: Just one last reminder that it'd be nice if you came to see me, @OSheaComputer, and @irene_tu at @docslabsf at 8!
Retweeted by Irene Tu @RoundRockPod @joshgondelman @OSheaComputer @docslabsf Hahaha damn you @JoeyDevine!!Tonight @docslabsf with the great @joshgondelman! 8pm. Tickets: https://t.co/ErTHEXDUKf https://t.co/nM0tIxgda1
12/13
2017
Mondays @StarlineSC! Comedy x Pop Up Food with me and @Andrew_Orolfo. @sfchronicle knows what's up. https://t.co/gCZ2yuwUi4
12/11
2017
Tonight! We have a FULL list of out of town comics!! #NYC #BayArea #LA! Hosted by Portland’s Funniest Person as vot… https://t.co/WHpa6NoFSz
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12/10
2017
On at 4pm: Headliners on the Headlines with @BrianCopie & comedians @standupjoe @Jakethis @irene_tu @monascomedy &… https://t.co/ceG9rxjXvv
Retweeted by Irene TuCo-headlining Model Minorities tonight with @Andrew_Orolfo. 8pm @bindlestiff_sf! Use code HOMIE for $5 tickets:… https://t.co/MlYeDX4LVgFLASH SALE: $5 Tickets for "Model Minorities: Irene Tu & Andrew Orolfo" Enter the promo code "HOMIE"… https://t.co/eNXnzet0GG
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12/8
2017
Comedian @irene_tu and her friends ran all over the city to chase down the bus that features her face. Fame ain't e… https://t.co/oQ7ydXSKLt
Retweeted by Irene TuheyLA @ucbtla 8pm tonight @pyhtshow @cameronesposito @RheaButcher @solomongeorgio @AlisonLeiby @DannySolomonn @irene_tu @CasualVelvet
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12/5
2017
Gays R Us is back in the #MainRoom WED at 8! See @erinfoleycomic @irene_tu @brucedaniels @KingKightlinger & more!… https://t.co/MIisrx6ijv
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12/4
2017
Tonight! 9PM COVINA my man @luhrsman is struttin for a half hour and I will be hosting with @elliemce come on down… https://t.co/hfgE10Fvlm
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12/3
2017
TONIGHT WE PARTY! 8PM Standup! 10PM More Revelry! FREE @StoriesEchoPark! https://t.co/icT7RA7a27
Retweeted by Irene TuJUST ADDED: IFC Showcase featuring Fred Armisen and Friends with Marcus Coleman, @samlymatters, @MosesStorm,… https://t.co/cRxvBPPhfg
Retweeted by Irene TuFunny women you should follow 😉: @MadisonShepard @CarlieandDoni @jennyyangtv @leresatee @danielleradfordhttps://t.co/vkQ77vlp0s
Retweeted by Irene TuTUES @ucbtla $7/8pm Solomon Georgio Alison Leiby & more + hosts @cameronesposito @RheaButcher! Tix:… https://t.co/fG01TKbiSs
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12/2
2017
SATURDAY is the last Good Heroin of 2017! And a Holiday Party! Ft @BethStelling, @irene_tu, @abbyrosenquist,… https://t.co/q26DT186qK
Retweeted by Irene TuMe: I'm not cool. Them: But you do stand-up! Me: I don't think you know what the definition of "cool" is.
11/29
2017
Thursday our own @irene_tu headlines Man Haters! Featuring @DhayaLive @kellyanneken @JustLucComedy @gabbypocciahttps://t.co/5cjDXwUpaO
Retweeted by Irene TuDon't miss @irene_tu on our stage on 12/9 at @MississippiStud #slantstories https://t.co/D1jUjsC80I
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11/28
2017
Transparent. Broad City. Fleabag. Insecure. Girls. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Jessica Jones. D… https://t.co/1og0izRX5p
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11/25
2017
Today, I was on Alcatraz Island at the Indigenous People’s Sunrise Gathering, in solidarity with those celebrating… https://t.co/yZ0hqc9K6Z
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11/24
2017
Mom: Nobody really likes turkey so we're having Peking duck. https://t.co/dfFs7YeNqS @mama_afriqua 😂😂😂😂😂 @mama_afriqua hahaha i'll have to shorten my jokes
11/23
2017

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