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James Iry @jamesiry San Francisco, CA

Some people when faced with a problem think, I know, I'll use distributed computing. Now they have n^2 problems. Director of Engineering at @MeetEarnest

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Joined Twitter 1/15/09


@dcbriccetti @tpolecat @jamie_allen Ah, it's a certification issue! Okay then.
6/22
2017
@tpolecat @jamie_allen To use it, find where the pressure altitude and temp intersect. Then follow the diagonal tha… https://t.co/tNqKku2LmL @tpolecat @jamie_allen At normal temps and altitude ranges the effects are approximately linear. See this chart for… https://t.co/P25ltH7QQC @jamie_allen It's real. Hot air gets less dense. Less air means poorer performance,e.g. slower climbs. Can rob marg… https://t.co/Se2r1bRbjcI'm in Canada to observe their exotic primitive cultural practices such as politeness, bilingualism, and natural maple products.
6/21
2017
Someone showed me his favourite item of communist memorabilia on a first date once. It was a huge red flag.
Retweeted by James Iry @robsmallshire So, sedition eh?The cognitive dissonance I have between “British monarchy is a perverse, antiquated institution” and “she seems like such a nice lady.”imagine how the moon felt when it discovered neil armstrong
Retweeted by James IryLadies and gentlemen, the president of the United States *presidential fanfare “Hail to the Chief” replaced by “Yak… https://t.co/S0vLMdAwmeUnless you like being freaked right the fuck out, do NOT put on headphone or earbuds and do the binaural test on https://t.co/hEq0mL1Mtdimagine how the first caveman felt when he discovered food
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6/16
2017
we have set border-radius to 5px and will increase it 1px per day unless our demands are met
Retweeted by James IryGIF turns 30 today! 🎉 https://t.co/IcDxhNDXDv
Retweeted by James Iry @palvaro Diet soda and architecture?Now we know why it’s so hard to make yourself rich: make uses tabs. https://t.co/0kl67wgpNdI love statistics? https://t.co/p6AjNuRnka
6/15
2017
I’ve said them both out loud. Just…you know…not so consecutively. https://t.co/bFSbu9LxZ3We say we are “on” the Internet. But it feels like the right preposition should be “in.” Discuss.
6/14
2017
This is the most hipster way possible of defining linked lists, which is why this kind of type declaration is calle… https://t.co/TgvMChUjcb
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6/13
2017
I knew there was a reason I don’t like avocado much. https://t.co/yHaotlutP5Inbox 0!!! Now…how do I undelete?
6/12
2017
Damn. That's not just any shade. That's Goldman Sachs shade. https://t.co/qhziprEoG1WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY MONADS ARE MONOIDS IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS
Retweeted by James IryThe Juicero stops just short of having titanium plates and ruby bearings https://t.co/9tG4Cl3c5GIndeed. What do the Sidius and Darth Vader have to do with British politics? https://t.co/v6uvl0CoYm @paul_snively @tcdinges @JedediahBila And newspapers should absolutely report the line of questioning about how Com… https://t.co/9aq2jlDFyV @paul_snively @tcdinges @JedediahBila Both being bad does not imply moral or practical equivalence or equivalent newsworthiness. @paul_snively @tcdinges @JedediahBila Of course it applies. It’s just silly to suggest that headline should be abou… https://t.co/2jSWGFM8jI @paul_snively @tcdinges @JedediahBila You’ve moved the discussion from what the headline from his testimony should… https://t.co/idPb9agkE7 @paul_snively @JedediahBila Interpretation of testimony? Comey says he thinks he was fired over Russia. He might be… https://t.co/Db2GzOhrAe @tcdinges @JedediahBila @paul_snively No, seems more like trying to put a PR spin on it than kill it. Which is stil… https://t.co/zzBOyYVuDE @paul_snively @JedediahBila But absolutely damning evidence that Nixon abused power to squelch that investigation. @paul_snively @JedediahBila This story isn’t about the orig. crime (if it even happened). It’s the cover up. Shades… https://t.co/0E1IuQDZ4B @JedediahBila @paul_snively 2nd, it def. was bad. But not as bad as a president squelching an investigation. If I’… https://t.co/dVAFUapOBS @JedediahBila @paul_snively Really? Like newspapers in China, France, and South Africa should put this at the top?… https://t.co/94u2D4PxAVBig if true: all QA engineers voted for Trump as a fuzzing stress test on the U.S. Constitution.
6/9
2017
@jamie_allen Biased!
6/8
2017
@xjoeduffyx If you church encode your booleans/if-elses and you turn your loops into recursion your cyclamatic comp… https://t.co/9hJ6HN44s6
6/6
2017
Every CS degree covers fancy data structures. But what trips up more programmers? Times. Dates. Floats. Non-English text. Currencies.Roads are still slick from last night's rain. Please use your wipers and drive with covfefe
Retweeted by James Iry"Git is essentially a confusing movie about time travel and parallel dimensions—and then you have to put your sourc… https://t.co/9BhJMvXemI
Retweeted by James Iry10 year time-lapse of stars orbiting a black hole captured by a telescope at the ESO Paranal Observatory https://t.co/AScAIHch1A
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6/5
2017
“Whoever drinks my blood remains in me and I in him” https://t.co/6qr7lOozothttps://t.co/CfK5ZaxooL
Retweeted by James Iry @johnregehr In both f and g it really seems to be behaving as if size_t is signed.
6/2
2017
From the "we shouldn't have to say it but Bob felt clever yesterday" department. https://t.co/dtXQ2hiwwb
Retweeted by James Iryhttps://t.co/42GBKLrJlw be trollin' hard https://t.co/g2V3Ao0tw0
Retweeted by James IryOh OneLogin https://t.co/Iy4g6WABkl
6/1
2017
A classic confused deputy (sudo) resulting in total compromise of an ambient authority system (SELinux): https://t.co/PSeAhlXPyv
Retweeted by James IryBellman, inventor of dynamic programming, had to hide the fact he was inventing it from the Secretary of Defense:… https://t.co/LUp5SSzZb1
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5/30
2017
"What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?" "I swear I was holding God's hand the whole time!" "Well, you be… https://t.co/nbCV1d6WcKI see you’ve been hurt. It’ll be okay. https://t.co/gMEEhavH1TI’m more of a
5/25
2017
Found a site that fades in then moves some content up from the bottom, then moves some content in from the left. Missing: iris, wipe, cut.https://t.co/6WLaRqygKI @contrarivariant Multiplication is addition! Day is night! Cats are dogs! Bedlam! Chaos! @dhh @superfell Annoying that the article mentions # of patents as a measure of IBM innovation. # of patents is mos… https://t.co/F9j3XNF2h1By the time I finish this tweet the news will have cycled 3 or 4 times
5/22
2017
@rit 1. Alien . . . . 2. Aliens . . . . . Meh @jamie_allen In every statically typed language you ever used to relied on a weak form of type inference: you didn’… https://t.co/MfsKJCMomngit: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
5/19
2017
Writer: blame hipsters for expensive fancy toast https://t.co/rLnHNlsGD7 Writer’s Instagram: pics of fancy toast https://t.co/lRYPtUmhh4
5/18
2017
Special prosecutor https://t.co/pQaFfUjLLq
5/17
2017
@mattmight You know the scene where Luke was practicing light saber against a flying ball? Avocado.https://t.co/qFbTMWelgDIn which direction? https://t.co/Y8kCETii0h
Retweeted by James Iry @stephenjudkins You mean [eye twitches uncontrollably ;]Writing a treatise called “Ambiguous, possibly unclosed paren pairs (like this one :)”In computers easy tasks can be as easy as 1, 10, 11.On the Internet nobody knows you’re a dog except everybody who bought your data from Google, Amazon, Facebook, and your ISP.❤️😂👴 https://t.co/PNIxP8Gw9G
5/16
2017
Kids getting me (back) into D&D. Tempted to make a world based on life at Twitter: “Project is almost done. Role d20 to save against reorg.”
Retweeted by James IryI’m looking for a lead engineer who wants to head a team working on user facing web apps in financial services https://t.co/i0vLsBzaYr
5/15
2017
This is just a guess, but it could be because that's a rotary phone. https://t.co/SgHgXASNW3
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5/14
2017
Vendor email about an ontology management system. Deleted it as I’m having more need for an epistemology management system right now. @djspiewak @d6 @oxbsharp You lose a lot of grip and get a much harsher ride. Only use if flats have been a problem for you. @pigworker You mean anyone besides all the major parties?
5/12
2017

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