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@kylebuchanan congrats dude!
8/20
2018
what in gogs name is this? https://t.co/SWqJKOfnSh
8/18
2018
@VeronicaRuckh wutsocial media bios are the yearbook quotes of adulthood
8/16
2018
this coat rack looks like the babadook https://t.co/s76XUztUIO @wofanswers @benfingeret
8/15
2018
@nycsouthpaw omg he doxxed himself. excited to see what’s next - is it a TV thing?
8/13
2018
@chrissyteigen *straight-to-series order* @robresnick lmfao
8/12
2018
@sammyinlala please invest in my shark tank idea: red lobster biscuit bowlsI only listen to their earlier stuff https://t.co/FsONscS8Ip @BrettRedacted i hope it’s the motherfucking zequel @theREALcWACH this is the best thing to happen to east brunswick in a long time. congrats!
8/10
2018
@KimKardashian Kim, are you familiar with the comedy of @mulaney? @armiehammer this already exists
8/9
2018
@KenTremendous @nbcthegoodplace cc: @KINDSnacksplease train gods i would like to go to work today
8/8
2018
@MikeIsaac no :( @MikeIsaac yes mike
8/3
2018
@TheFienPrint Daaaaan @andygreenwald @ChrisRyan77 runtime?? @ScottBHuffNY https://t.co/b3wHNdmxWd
8/2
2018
@sammyinlala @jodieisenberg lolthe Amy Poehler/Nick Offerman crafing show is so goddamn delightful
8/1
2018
how long until @GhostPanther turns this into a movie? https://t.co/5sLx2MhZ0Y
7/29
2018
@TheFienPrint I feel AMC titles have been terrible lately, regardless of show quality
7/28
2018
@ScottBHuffNY 👏👏 love a dystopia that isn’t our current dystopia
7/25
2018
@doginasink @judeinlondon2 WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL? @mulaney
7/24
2018
Jokers have nipples, can you milk them? https://t.co/uqQwsrhLsp @darth pass
7/23
2018
@mbp817 lol that’s brazen fox
7/22
2018
@davidstassen new recordL O S T https://t.co/w85BGwcedK.@armiehammer x3 https://t.co/n0ofjNTnDf
7/19
2018
@BrettRedacted just re-learned this reading the Robin Williams book
7/17
2018
this guy was definitely my camp counselor https://t.co/4vpun6WBfA
7/16
2018
I can’t believe people fell for this 😂#WhoIsAmerica
7/15
2018
legalize it. https://t.co/FgGLGUuiLJYou cannot even imagine how batshit crazy SORRY TO BOTHER YOU gets in its third act.
7/14
2018
Margot Robbie looks so different in @MaryQueenMovie https://t.co/KnNl3II0ViTIL that Rihanna doesn’t sing Havana ooh na na
7/13
2018
@nycsouthpaw that’s a fun word to see spelled out
7/11
2018
LEAN ON PETE 😭🐴 @totallymorgan where is that shirt from tho?
7/7
2018
@VeronicaRuckh paper
7/3
2018
@itslizhannah Hoperah
6/29
2018
the KEEPING THE FAITH reboot looks good https://t.co/9WCD4sQmCNI saw @chrislhayes outside Grimaldi’s just as the Kennedy news broke, and for both our sanities, I decided to leave him alone.
6/28
2018
she’s going to flats fix our country https://t.co/7QEhySA7N5
6/27
2018
@EggInBurger cc: @twoodle_05.@MTA there is now a tourist in socks and sandals eating what looks like to be 4-7 spare ribs at 9AM @HBO @algore rhythms
6/25
2018
@sammyinlala I’ve never had it 😬 @TiffanyHaddish come to work with me on Monday? It’s #TakeATiffanyToWorkDay
6/24
2018
@JohnCornyn eat shit you ghoul @ZackTeibloom @Disney I wish News was part of the deal for this exact fantasy
6/20
2018
@JewBoyProblems 🤭
6/19
2018
@WhiteHouse @SecNielsen eat shit @SecNielsen fuck youuuuu @SecNielsen eat shit you liar @SecNielsen eat shit you liar
6/18
2018
@SpeakerRyan eat shit
6/16
2018
@emilynussbaum 👀
6/15
2018
But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p
Retweeted by Jared GreensteinBig Little Primes https://t.co/gwIjkVg3Le @chrissyteigen chrissy please get @Hersheys to bring back the cookies and cream nuggets
6/14
2018
@emilynussbaum Like I’d be more willing to sit through 8 episodes of LEGION than 11. @emilynussbaum Broadcast excluded, anything more than 10 episodes feels like extra work. A lot of dramas fall into… https://t.co/v6m54if3pu
6/13
2018
@NYMag jfc, @NYMag, it’s not even 9am
6/12
2018
.@MTA - a man just pulled a McNugget out of his pocket and ate it
6/11
2018
President Trump is treating G7 the same way I treat my friends' birthday drinks in Williamsburg https://t.co/MC7BUxzoXt
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein
6/9
2018
dame gurl https://t.co/WamT9oozcP
6/8
2018
Steve Kerr: What athletes are doing is patriotism. What President Trump is doing is nationalism https://t.co/Q3biUiFiZF
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein
6/6
2018
@jodieisenberg yessssssss
6/5
2018
me after middle school https://t.co/7M36m5HkPs
6/2
2018
@ScottBHuffNY yay https://t.co/405RBbhwBf @maskedscheduler spotted in the wild https://t.co/M39uAK5hDu
6/1
2018
#TheAmericans 🤭this is laaaaame
5/31
2018

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