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We've said it once and we'll say it again... ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔… https://t.co/e7Ff6HQNGK
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein @johnjannuzzi this one https://t.co/9UPjpx911b
1/21
2018
shout out to @MoviePass highlighting @davidlsims in that promotional emailwell if he’s never going to be spider-man this is the next best thing https://t.co/ivFwlqwEM7
1/19
2018
@McHenryJD daaaaark @McHenryJD did they resolve if the other kid in the bouncy house was dead or not? I feel like no?Dear @hulu, thank you for bringing ER to a streaming service - it really takes me back to my very normal childhood. https://t.co/MFIntqXYp1RIVERDALE, but with the kids from RECESS instead.
1/18
2018
#GTLockHimUp https://t.co/sxx2nYXWLG
1/17
2018
reminder to name my fantasy team MY SON’S NAME IS ALSO BORTLESblessed be the positraction https://t.co/oEd8KtdllL @MichaelAusiello @hulu @sammyinlala
1/14
2018
MOLLY’S GAME was...aces😎 @maxsilvestri napmare
1/13
2018
@JeffFlake Your words are as hollow as your soul
1/12
2018
I wish Wonder Woman was my galfriend.This is a bot that "tweets words when they appear in The New York Times for the first time." https://t.co/oefoA07a38
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein @MikeIsaac we can still rek you here though, right? @BittrScrptReadr I’m embarrassed! @BittrScrptReadr weird that there’s no renewal announcement yet @Slade no @carolynkor @NewYorkerVideo @NewYorker @elements cc: @sammyinlala @jodieisenberg 9-1-1
1/11
2018
I’m watching a dumb network drama and I like it @BittrScrptReadr Clarification needed because all of these are the same movie even if they aren’t: 12 Strong Only… https://t.co/vzQZLveIUi @BittrScrptReadr is this the horse movie?
1/10
2018
@davidehrlich this one? https://t.co/LFbkec1h6n @djcjsal23 😬rachel profiling noun 1. swiping left on Jewish women who are speech pathologists from Long Island @MichaelAusiello it never had...😎a chanceMy summer camp once named #DianneFeinstein a Jewish Hero. 👏 @robresnick finally good tweets again
1/9
2018
@kiragreenberg https://t.co/xuxfbiZVsU @kiragreenberg mirrors on YouTube is probably your best bet @TVLine remember when they aired the second episode out of order? Because I sure do.
1/8
2018
#GoldenGlobes https://t.co/auvLgG74k9I wanted to throw up for the duration of DETROIT. WHAT👏A👏MOVIE👏 @kibblesmith https://t.co/aE0UQwoDoM @BrettRedacted of course...IN5IDIOUSit is time https://t.co/30xVBx42CRLADY BIRD jumped 6% this weekend with $1.5M--and we can all take a great deal of pride in the fact that at $34M, A2… https://t.co/qz629IruXB
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1/7
2018
@JesseDavidFox gonna be real sad when they can it @robresnick absolutely not @GideonResnick cue Kasich...
1/5
2018
@leeunkrich it’s pretty CoCold hereme in 2017 vs me in 2018 https://t.co/VLoB0K7Zh5
1/4
2018
thankful that @hodakotb will be the one to report our fiery demise
1/3
2018
@jakebeckman no intermission! @jakebeckman it’s a breezy 90 minutes, relies heavily on the cast over the script
1/2
2018
ok but is it 2020 yet
1/1
2017
@EdwardSchmit @LadyBirdMovie https://t.co/TrvNl1H65JCALL ME BY YOUR LANE https://t.co/j1xVX263Jx
12/31
2017
Jake Gyllenhaal should be getting more notices for STRONGER. I wept at his devastating and raw performance in a mov… https://t.co/8xdG03clAM
12/29
2017
@jodieisenberg https://t.co/gfDgAZgivU @jodieisenberg yes. it’s not better than those 😬😷 👨‍❤️‍👨 🚤 ☕️ 🙎‍♀️TOP 5 🎞 2017: The Big Sick Call Me By Your Name Dunkirk Get Out Lady Bird
12/28
2017
#TheDisasterArtist https://t.co/6p6ACiS3JR#TheKillingOfASacredDeer https://t.co/QTShcnOJVR#AllTheMoneyInTheWorld https://t.co/6pUxgHcM3t#TheShapeofWater https://t.co/haQppifuMP
12/27
2017
James Franco is transformative in THE DISASTER ARTIST 😂😂😂
12/26
2017
there was no duck sauce. Christmas is ruined. @BrettRedacted co-starring Vicky Crepe @jodieisenberg @KChenoweth first watch??ah yes, the time i went undercover as a dalmatian-faced jets fan in order to infiltrate (((christmas))) https://t.co/SoQo1hBFMU
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12/25
2017
PHANTOM THREAD is another PTA masterpiece and Daniel Day-Lewis ends his career with another iconic and engrossing character. 😍👗👏 @robresnick like miss a flight?who wore it vest? https://t.co/CJvHPQdSXe
12/23
2017
@sammyinlala correct
12/22
2017
@CoreyHersch *unfollow* @SenatorCollins you’re a heartless ghoul @mkakania @jehorowitz Transparent @jehorowitz It’s really fantastic. Amazon should get some credit for having 2 of the most distinctly Jewish shows around.
12/20
2017
@kiragreenberg gelty as charged#tbt to this Hanukkah version of Ignition (Remix) https://t.co/AkZ3T1YuW9 @drakes don’t play me like that, Webster @drakes can I have free yodels? @BrettRedacted I need her to be a guest voice on BIG MOUTH
12/19
2017

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