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@unionfarenyc your potatoes were undercooked today ☹️they misspelled John Mulaney https://t.co/SJJPjHMMaf
4/26
2018
creepers in cars touching coffee https://t.co/sTJUgp1YBf @ScottBHuffNY this tweet speaks to me on a deeply personal level
4/25
2018
HOLD ME THRILL ME KISS ME KALE ME https://t.co/fBMpknHg2r
4/24
2018
Your easy Shania Twain joke? That don’t impress me much.I would go to Westworld if they had a special area called West Wing World where I could argue with Toby
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4/22
2018
@TheFienPrint theory: Dina’s baby is Garrett’s, not Glenn’sI only celebrate half earth days
4/20
2018
.@InternetHippo came into the office today https://t.co/NW6UJODMNMAustin Powers 4!!! https://t.co/NDgxNu9t80 @mariskreizman ugh I really liked that title too
4/19
2018
@robresnick bring back your emo voiceme https://t.co/mIlOSTBwAQ
4/18
2018
https://t.co/4c8GMqwVv7
4/17
2018
this rain is so bad that my Uber pool has two of every animal 🐘🐘
4/16
2018
#FridayTheDernTeeth https://t.co/WOlaEf6F8W @MrJonCryer sorry Jon, we decided to go with @JoshMalina
4/13
2018
eat shit and BYE https://t.co/O4pECQNSpg @bransonreese I’ve been thinking about this comic every day 😂
4/11
2018
@frankpallotta a Harvey vs. Scott battle for the ages
4/10
2018
@MikeIsaac is that the name of your band?
4/6
2018
CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS FREE SHIPPING https://t.co/FXA7atJPyE
4/5
2018
@matt___nelson Congrats dude!🤔 https://t.co/SicaYT9qzY
4/3
2018
Christy Teigen @chrissyteigen #JesusChristSuperstarLive https://t.co/qWKLkJ5t9IReady Player One (2018) https://t.co/W9Dxww1JPU
Retweeted by Jared GreensteinHappy Easter! https://t.co/QiLjKcX2lJ
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4/1
2018
@darth no thank youREADY PLAYER ONE was pop culture porn for the masses; Spielberg is GOAT✌️
3/31
2018
🎶he was a s8er boy he said see you later goys🎶 https://t.co/SNmK5fsBt3
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3/30
2018
🚨MULANEY IS HOSTING SNL🚨
3/29
2018
@JBKSchlossberg is there a way to contact you or your team for a speaking opportunity?
3/28
2018
Any “Disney Bracket” that doesn’t feature ROBIN HOOD is trash.
3/27
2018
it was refreshing that the cats weren’t the villainsIsle👏🐶of👏🐶Dogs👏🐶same https://t.co/VbhhGQouBqget the rights to “Holiday Road” or don’t fucking bother https://t.co/IMRWV7y8p5
3/26
2018
Hebrew National Hero https://t.co/LTLGTo98GoThe mixtape drops now. Not pulling punches. We Beefin’. https://t.co/H1Rm1ODYC4
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3/23
2018
wut https://t.co/oOB86QKBri
3/22
2018
Jeff Goldblum is holding a tiny puppy on Today 🙌🏻 https://t.co/w5EtxFewzp
3/21
2018
STAR WARS (1977) Dir: George Lucas #OnePerfectShot https://t.co/xnnES9OZ4m
3/20
2018
Either there is a couple kissing very aggressively behind me on this train or someone is dipping a very alive octop… https://t.co/2bFxiqBs0u
Retweeted by Jared GreensteinCynthia Nixon had a really great guest spot on ER, and for that alone, she’s earned my vote. @MikeIsaac time to shred another draft of your book
3/19
2018
@ScottBHuffNY @EmmaFrostLondon @TremensDr @DEADLINE 👏👏👏I went there https://t.co/VC54KBBckQ
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3/15
2018
@MollyRBT @Uber_Support ooooh she maaaaad
3/14
2018
the premiere of RISE seems as good as time as ever to remind people Matt Saracen > Tim Riggins @benfingeret too easyBREAKING: Rex Rekt
3/13
2018
@EdwardSchmit love hearing from the fansa scrub is a guy that think he’s fly https://t.co/wLiKHAu0emnoooooooooooooope https://t.co/KgrSITvMzLit’s time https://t.co/ujzQ3auUNc
3/11
2018
@emilynussbaum on 2 VHS tapes, I hopenever drink
3/10
2018
😮 https://t.co/w6G9OgoDVU @robresnick approved. good work. @robresnick Any show binges must be pre-approvedwhen the key art is LIT https://t.co/S38mFEqnVRLuke, I am your favther https://t.co/rK5itfuN0c
3/8
2018
oh no Alexander Graham Bell is trending, I hope everything is ok @jehorowitz 🍤
3/7
2018
The trash reality show person is terrible? Color me surprised. @adammamawala 😱 congrats!!tfw the content is super relatable https://t.co/6U7PPoVQQz
3/6
2018
This is exactly what it looked like watching my wife give birth. https://t.co/qDNm3jzZwh
Retweeted by Jared Greensteindefinitly have somone in my fone as lady bird
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein🐟“these four men and Greta Gerwig.” #oscars https://t.co/8BBp7yiF7M
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3/5
2018
ROGER DEAKINS FINALLYCommon and Andra Day 🙌🏻I thought Dave was RuPaulDEAR BASKETBALL was the worst short in the category 🏀👎DUNKIRK was good'Florida Project' writer Chris Bergoch brought his Willem Dafoe action figure (from 'Spider-Man') for good luck.… https://t.co/cWwr31UYFj
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3/4
2018

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