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11/19
2018
@PaulOfFame5 woke Paul is the best
11/8
2018
Beto for Speaker
11/7
2018
@kpfallon winterSpare us all the 'V for Vendetta' quotes today and go fawke yourself.
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein.@samesmail makes a strong case for all shows being thirty minutes @HomecomingTV
11/5
2018
My opponent @JudgeJohnCarter said "this is a war." Well, if it were, sir, you would be prosecuted for dereliction o… https://t.co/TQX3ZI4pOP
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein
11/3
2018
@emilynussbaum Bodyguard?
11/2
2018
Candy corn is disgusting and they are trying to take away your healthcare.
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein
10/31
2018
What is a time to be alive? https://t.co/sQIhXWLfmK
10/30
2018
how dare u @netflix https://t.co/OBYxymzxt4
10/26
2018
me during the first 20 minutes of BODYGUARD on @netflix: 🤭
10/25
2018
@THR like 10 articles in less than a year feels excessive? @THR Why do you write an article literally every time this one artist does something? @desireegruber @ariannahuff @LarryJackson @thrive @sleepnumber 🖐🔥🤚 @JoshMalina let Bartlett be Bartlet, Josh
10/19
2018
@jordan_stratton @thedad same
10/18
2018
this may or may not be me in the bear suit 🐻 https://t.co/1b0Q51vfwzDAMMIT PARKER I NEED VERTICAL VIDEOS OF SPIDER-MAN! AND THE VIDEOS NEED TO BE SUBTITLED SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON MU… https://t.co/KL9YvC2Oxn
Retweeted by Jared GreensteinI’m sitting next to Kate McKinnon on the Q train so the @MTA is forgiven
10/17
2018
@jodieisenberg CO-SIGN
10/15
2018
my favorite part of FIRST MAN was when they faked the moon landing🌚
10/13
2018
@DustinMSandoval https://t.co/mqSZ6jp4p1 @DustinMSandoval show us the genie!
10/12
2018
If I stare at my phone the entire time then walking up 5 flights of stairs to my apartment isn’t so bad but the risk of death is much grea @maxsilvestri I hope they give out Emmys for tweets @jodieisenberg @sammyinlala I’m sorry this was about FNL @jodieisenberg @TheFienPrint lol Jodi
10/11
2018
@BastardMachine @IDONTMIND is doing great work for young people. Check it out! @GQMagazine farther or father? @BrettRedacted makeup Oscar frontrunner @TVsJonDore yo @netflix - what are you waiting for?
10/10
2018
@BittrScrptReadr a contractual obligation?
10/6
2018
@SenatorCollins eat shit, Susan @SenatorCollins fuck you
10/5
2018
he deserves alda awards https://t.co/eI3ubFB8dvanyone who uses the emergency exit at the 23rd Street NQR stop is my mortal enemy
10/4
2018
I have seen one of the new @bigmouth episodes and I can report that we still don’t deserve this show.
10/3
2018
What midwestern bagel factory did this bagel come out of? https://t.co/RDCkqbBl5I
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein
10/2
2018
.@BurgerKing Chance the Whopper?
9/30
2018
@MikeIsaac when is your next leave starting to write a book on Facebook?
9/29
2018
goodbye, @MoviePass. It was nice until you went and ruined everything. https://t.co/pApmrwTYZG
9/28
2018
@TVMoJoe the answer is @birbigs
9/26
2018
MANIAC was 🤔, then 😭, then 🤩
9/24
2018
🎶Can you pay my bills Can you pay my telephone bills Can you pay my @buffalobills🎶
9/23
2018
@Kyle_MacLachlan @housewithaclock more like Kyle MaCLOCKlan 🕰Do you remember? 🤔
Retweeted by Jared Greenstein @16Handles Let’s do it as a pop up together.
9/21
2018
16 Handles but for mashed potatoespost break fast body: 🤰🏻
9/20
2018
was there a @TheSinnerUSA marathon today? If not, big miss. #YomKippur
9/19
2018
gone repentin' 🐟
Retweeted by Jared GreensteinMULANEY!! #Emmysthese are good Emmys#Emmys https://t.co/aYMGsntqzUHENRY WINKLER IS A MENSCH #Emmys😐Mandy Patinkin laughed and so should YOU. #Emmys @emilynussbaum lol’dKenan and Kate should’ve hosted #Emmys#Emmys
9/18
2018
so many kickers are getting fired
9/16
2018
BOJACK, AMERICAN VANDAL, and FOREVER is a lot of tv for one release day.
9/15
2018
@RaminSetoodeh @GeneMaddaus “two unknown young people” lol @Jeopardy I mentioned this at my audition!
9/12
2018
@darth 😐
9/11
2018
@ColinHanks 👶🏻
9/10
2018
🏈 https://t.co/qeAUT1PJoj @RossAroyo one of the celeb big brother contestants
9/9
2018
weather is good again
9/8
2018
.@DiRealShaggy did you write the op-ed?
9/7
2018
@tvoti I thought the Stacked cast was Pam Anderson and Elon Gold @ScottWalker except the ones you want to deport, right?🎶op-ed gangnam style🎶 https://t.co/libgtZ5Mf0
9/6
2018
@maskedscheduler it *is* the start of screener season...
9/5
2018
@nycsouthpaw their fecklessness is truly remarkable @JeffFlake so maybe don’t confirm kavanaugh, Jorf.Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt https://t.co/SRWkMIDdaO
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9/3
2018
the frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemyhttps://t.co/bpvkVwTHqG
9/1
2018
cc: @davidehrlich @Full_Picture cc: @vulturewe got a doppelgänger https://t.co/nmPsq8Zx15Kim Wexler is the best character on TV right now
8/31
2018
@HairyMcFairy where do I even start? @jaredkushner @SUBWAY @ThatsJared
8/30
2018
happy 21st birthday @netflix are you binge drinking or watching?
8/29
2018
@nbcsnl @Kyle_MacLachlan
8/28
2018
@PaulOfFame5 that’s a big lame theoryJim Parsons...welcome to the resistance https://t.co/qz0wl7zeQe
8/24
2018
@alanalda please record my outgoing voicemailwatching the VMAs like I’m a gd owl 🦉who? who? who?
8/21
2018
@kylebuchanan congrats dude!
8/20
2018
what in gogs name is this? https://t.co/SWqJKOfnSh
8/18
2018
@VeronicaRuckh wutsocial media bios are the yearbook quotes of adulthood
8/16
2018
this coat rack looks like the babadook https://t.co/s76XUztUIO @wofanswers @benfingeret
8/15
2018
@nycsouthpaw omg he doxxed himself. excited to see what’s next - is it a TV thing?
8/13
2018
@chrissyteigen *straight-to-series order* @robresnick lmfao
8/12
2018

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