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Father, Digital CRM Creative Director, graphic designer, gadget nut, petrol-head, Brit and Xbox player.

627 Following   993 Followers   6,989 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/23/09


@hardgraft Will a 15” MacBook Pro fit into the ‘2UNFOLD LAPTOP BAG’ when the bag is folded?
4/3
2018
@markboulton Just like “sheep” not “sheeps” but not like “math” instead of “maths” https://t.co/viIo1koBCL
3/31
2018
@EmailonAcid Received an email offering 30% off if I switch to annual billing (currently monthly) to then be told i… https://t.co/Wuh3uGcf62 @NandosUK Is your Croydon Valley Park restaurant open on (Easter) Sunday? @JLcustserv Croydon John Lewis Home BTW @JLcustserv Yes, tried that button many times. Tried refreshingetc - it seemed like the button link had been copied… https://t.co/DnwJeGicAh @johnlewisretail How is your Wi-Fi free / courtesy, when I then have to be a BT customer to use it? https://t.co/aqZANzNqLU
3/30
2018
@nest My wife and I have the Nest Thermostat app on our phones, but when we are both out, the thermostat no longer… https://t.co/KpZG1Km8ja
3/25
2018
@PayPalUK On hold 50 minutes… @PayPalUK Been on hold for over 30 minutes to talk about a possible phishing letter, saying I owe a lot of money (w… https://t.co/Iyb3Qkr90n
3/21
2018
@Knorr Nice that you emailed me, but maybe test your emails before sending (and never, ever, force line breaks).… https://t.co/eYjR7z4Dwk @VueHelp Aha! Thanks @VueHelp Just booked Avengers for 8.30pm Sat 28 April, but it says the film only lasts 30 mins. Can you confirm the… https://t.co/suNnqiwhym
3/16
2018
@ArgosHelpers Allowing images to load is nothing to do with this error, I never switched them off - but unfortunate… https://t.co/DufjmimG8L @ArgosHelpers Legibility cannot be possible when images don’t load, surely? Accessibility is almost at zero. The mo… https://t.co/j5ibnKagFGWhen you hide all your text content inside the images and no-one gets to read it… c’mon @Argos_Online it’s 2018, yo… https://t.co/Tlr6CAozaL
3/12
2018
Check out Dock | All In One Charging Solution by ThanoTech Inc. on @Kickstarter https://t.co/zxs1ZKH0J8
3/11
2018
Currently suffering a 2-bar 3G tethered internet connection today while my @virginmedia broadband undergoes ‘mainte… https://t.co/eBqqBvePh6
3/9
2018
Love this ‘All In One Charging Solution’ on @Kickstarter https://t.co/1eYJFnSTIx - I’ve been looking for something… https://t.co/xkiH737EGi
3/8
2018
What a bloody brilliant idea - @LACOSTE replace traditional croc for endangered animals https://t.co/IcHDKtL0Yd
Retweeted by Jason Holland @TandridgeDC It only said “…Wednesday 28 February will be available shortly” which is no information at all. The fo… https://t.co/XgOaLRhxm5 @TandridgeDC Just had an email which only mentions Tuesday and not Wednesday. @TandridgeDC The website says “An update on the collections missed on… Wednesday 28 February will be available shor… https://t.co/Keq8CLcXzx
3/2
2018
@TandridgeDC Any news about today’s rubbish collection? If the decision was made at 6am, I still can’t see anything… https://t.co/sIcen5lKJX
3/1
2018
@TandridgeDC Ah yes - I see someone decided to email subscribers shortly after I asked my question… shame this wasn… https://t.co/HRs12exSyr @TandridgeDC Will rubbish be collected from Tillingdown Hill (CR3) today as normal? The roads here are fine!
2/28
2018
#uksnow CR3 5/10
2/26
2018
Using an Apple #Homepod I’m literally hearing new sounds in music that I have listened to for decades - incredible little thing.
2/21
2018
daaaaaamn @NYDailyNews. https://t.co/Yhv2JN4j7K
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2/15
2018
Not really feeling the love from @ReebokUK - their personalisation leaves me feeling rather, well… ghosted! https://t.co/3mXOheN52L
2/14
2018
It says something about a delivery company, in this case @DPD_UK, that when you hear they are taking care of your p… https://t.co/qSw0Bt3HIy
2/8
2018
@AppleSupport I only mention it as quite a few people were disappointed and now haven’t bothered ordered yet @AppleSupport Even in the UK store? @VueHelp Thx @VueHelp So start time is 8pm for certain? @VueHelp The time for this booking (see image from your website) says the film is only 30 minutes long! When is the… https://t.co/0D4BvPSKyD @AppleSupport Thank - I ordered one, but that doesn’t explain why it wasn’t available during the morning (when I wa… https://t.co/ooJ17sHO35 @AppleSupport Why is the #HomePod not available on the UK online store, but it is now 26th Jan?
1/26
2018
@EE What’s going on with your app? https://t.co/Y1LgJx7U1S
1/22
2018
Last few ‘human blob’ levels of the game ‘INSIDE’... WTF (in an amazing and freaked out kinda way) - nicely done… https://t.co/XjzvbaQbt7
1/21
2018
@TandridgeDC Never mind - they just turned up! What was the reason for the delay? @TandridgeDC Rubbish collection missed on Tillingdown Hill, Caterham CR3 6QN, yesterday. When will it be collected?
1/18
2018
@Morrisons Oh and by the way - you need to update your Customer Service Survey, as I can’t even answer the first qu… https://t.co/QozXyNYrEw @Morrisons DM with info sent @Morrisons I activated my ‘4000 points bonus’ when spending over £40, but when shopping today didn’t get the extra points (only gaining 515)
1/16
2018
@LandRover_UK I have emailed my local dealer (Coulsdon/Croydon) 4 times over last few weeks - and to different addr… https://t.co/YneXNJVfh8
1/13
2018
@FirstUtility Why do I have an email asking me to submit a meter reading, when I have had a smart meter fitted? I t… https://t.co/2HHlXCF15r
1/12
2018
@ShellStationsUK Following you, but can’t DM you. @ShellStationsUK I’m locked out of my app, but it doesn’t say how to unlock it. I’ve tweeted, emailed and had no re… https://t.co/pZ2odHeMpr
1/11
2018
@Shell I’ve been locked out of my Lil Up & Go service on my iPhone app, but it doesn’t say how I should get it unlocked - please help. @KAFTco Is the only difference between Original and Regular t-shirts, the neckline? I'm looking for a slimmer sleev… https://t.co/bslB26KBLi
1/7
2018
@MFP_Staff Each time I enter a new day the amount of exercise is included as a MINUS figure in my calorie count, ra… https://t.co/FVWoDMZ6lz @UKGap Does your Gap within House of Frasier in Croydon accept returns bought in a Gap store?
1/6
2018
@BackstrongChair How can I take advantage of the 'Holiday Special' price but get x2 chairs instead of just one? @CampaignMonitor Great - which of these apps can I use as a landing page, where they then confirm they wish to be (… https://t.co/GL5xl4buri @CampaignMonitor What would be the best method for having a form on a landing page, where the agency site is built… https://t.co/NseQUwChHPLooking for a new Creative Director to inject an infectious level enthusiasm & dynamic thinking into your creative… https://t.co/mmNk5ZuZH5
1/5
2018
@VueHelp OK Thx - shame it’s not in 4k after tomorrow :( @VueHelp How can I tell which showing of Last Jedi is in 4k? Neither the website or the App show it when you list s… https://t.co/qvzp5XjyUr
1/3
2018
@virginmedia I was trying to find a way of me not trawling through all my bills, but thanks anyway @virginmedia That is what I am asking @virginmedia Since April @virginmedia They are, yes. BTW, when I joined I should have had a £50 discount, as should have the person who refe… https://t.co/GnbyTgdM6O @O2 I have given up. An O2 shop told be to get a 3rd party to unlock it as it is less hassle. I agree. Temp O2 SIM… https://t.co/RuxAHEsmhX
1/2
2017
@virginmedia I hear that my 100Mb broadband should have had a free upgrade to 200Mb - has this taken effect, as yes… https://t.co/4vk0YREBD4
12/31
2017
@O2 Worst chat experience I have ever had - spoke with someone on the phone, but department needed is shut. Will ca… https://t.co/FqGxtbbuUV
12/22
2017
@O2 Does it matter that the number used, is now on a different phone, and it wasn’t my number? @O2 …and “Mobile Number” if I don’t have a SIM in it @O2 But how can I answer questions like “What kind of tariff are you on?” If I don’t have a SIM in the phone? @O2 Sadly no access to my old O2 account (email changed too) and the other page doesn’t say how, or link to, a meth… https://t.co/GuYleccD1K
12/21
2017
@ryancarson Totally agree - I have championed people who code as a strong element within a creative team for decades! @O2 Hi - how do I unlock an iPhone 4 which used to be on O2, without having a SIM (but does have an Apple ID / iCloud email address)?
12/20
2017
Four-word Christmas horror stories: Going to the shops There’s nowhere to park We’re out of cheese Let’s play a ga… https://t.co/YKSqikoKMA
Retweeted by Jason Holland
12/16
2017
@ReebokUK Just received this email which links to a page in Spanish - to top it off, the email is from a ‘no reply’… https://t.co/0tmXjpzYXN
12/15
2017
@Dxocd @SECfootball Errr... no?
12/5
2017
@GeekTyrant Trying to access your website and get: 502 Bad Gateway wyhpjU3w/lHWdZycH @ Thu, 30 Nov 2017 20:22:53 GMT @Photoshop Hello? @rightmove oops… https://t.co/N46fscKSh0
11/30
2017
🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/caOpeOsqUr
11/27
2017

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