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EP @jewgonewild San Francisco, CA

Man of the scene, hacker, whiskey walloper, PhD dropout, ex Zynga. Formerly Head of Product @willcall (acquired by Ticketfly).

194 Following   928 Followers   10,486 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/17/08


I love me some future. 💥 https://t.co/QaX2U0iHyz. @elonmusk strikes again.
7/21
2016
So that's pretty blatant, right? https://t.co/EPnHME7afV
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7/19
2016
I recommend getting really high and watching "Unsealed: Alien Files" on Netflix https://t.co/L3l5mcvPkA
7/15
2016
@maioseto omg I should have been your agent.
7/11
2016
@maioseto I've always said you had the best hair. 👩🏻⚽️🇫🇷In this dark twisted scary world, we should just all be grateful we have Antoine Griezmann!
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7/8
2016
I think that snapchat is the telephone of our generation and is re-defining the way we communicate... https://t.co/evnXp7FuNV
6/3
2016
Uber is worth more than $60B?? 🍌🍌
6/2
2016
Can’t wait to witness the first major celebrity meltdown on snapchat.
5/30
2016
@donnie Reddit
5/26
2016
@mvenetucci my best wishes are with you and @jatescher. I hate moving…
5/24
2016
The Scandal at the Heart of EgyptAir 840: Relying on ‘60s Tech to Find It https://t.co/5MvleUcuaz via @thedailybeast
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5/21
2016
Apple vs Uber is going to be interesting. https://t.co/8vIhFhPCfj @chadsalty that museum is lit
5/13
2016
54 year old bets life savings on the Cubs to win the WS. Can't wait to party with him https://t.co/6NsXamX4qn https://t.co/plYU75YPtA
Retweeted by EPlmao Paul Allen looked like someone just gave him a Zune for Christmas
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5/10
2016
HEAVILY INDEBTED COUNTRIES WITH SOCIAL SAFETY NETS WHOSE EXISTING POPULATIONS ARE AGING NEED STRONG LEVELS OF IMMIGRATION TO SURVIVE, FAM
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5/6
2016
I’m surprised there isn’t more internet backlash about today’s snapchat filter.
5/5
2016
@dkasper Apps are dead brah
5/3
2016
IF U IS GOOD AT FRACTIONS THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CELEBRATE 4/20 ON 1/5, 2/10, 3/15, 5/25 AND ALSO 6/30 B
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4/20
2016
Finally watching the f8 keynote. Internet planes, satellites, infra for telcos, VR, AI. What a time to be alive. Singularity is near.
4/13
2016
A few notes: - 72 wins: ties single-season NBA record (95-96 Bulls) - 34 road wins: new NBA record - 63 games over .500: most in NBA history
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4/11
2016
Politico: Trump’s campaign is in disarray https://t.co/xPDLJ0NuKT Trump: Politico’s newsroom is in disarray https://t.co/h1N5cWI2j3
Retweeted by EPThis is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan https://t.co/L1dz51oBrI https://t.co/wr0NWjd4nl
Retweeted by EPMUCH LIKE HOW THIN PEOPLE DONT DRINK DIET COKE, ECONOMICALLY SOUND PERSONS DONT SUPPORT PARANOID PROTECTIONIST RATCHET ECON POLICIES
Retweeted by EPYES THE BASKETBALL GAME WAS CRAZY BUT REAL LIFE GOES ON AND YALL GOT A LIFESTYLE TO MAINTAIN MARKETS OPEN IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS YO
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4/5
2016
Buybacks at $46B a Month Dwarf Everything in U.S. Market (2015) https://t.co/7KomvO9j3h
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4/4
2016
Silicon Valley, last month: "car ownership is dead" Silicon Valley, now: "I just pre-ordered my new Tesla"
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4/1
2016
What's your next concert? @Ticketfly's new iOS app makes it easy to get those tix! https://t.co/jzEIoYTkuw https://t.co/NR5IIrYEXH
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3/25
2016
“Motion Design is the Future of UI” by @TheKineticUI https://t.co/nBTz3G2UaP
3/19
2016
New @ticketfly app featured in the App Store. 💪🏻🍾 https://t.co/bk6QubFrt2
3/18
2016
Thanks @mh @philtoronto!
3/16
2016
@kanyewest perform at your own daughters parties. You're a bigger fuckin clown than anyone I know.
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3/2
2016
GO TO BED TWELVE HOURS TIL THE MARKETS OPEN FAM YALL GOTTA BE HELLA RESTED
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2/28
2016
Best ipsum generator I've seen in a long time, courtesy of @patrickswong. #DJKhaled https://t.co/DO1blOrmML
Retweeted by EP @jeremyerlich I have the all white version of these. Good choice.
2/1
2016
OH: What’s coachella? Oh it’s that fancy jazz festival in Palm Springs.
1/18
2016
Goals AF cc charlie_the_golden_pup #squadgoals https://t.co/UMDtpomxpi
1/13
2015
@maioseto https://t.co/6ArpGELYkl
11/26
2015
Ramping up the Autopilot software team at Tesla to achieve generalized full autonomy. If interested, contact autopilot@teslamotors.com.
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11/21
2015
Amazing, real, and accurate: the CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual (1944) describes how to sabotage organizations. https://t.co/Fn3jICrh7F
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11/2
2015
“Founders: It’s not 1990. Stop treating your employees like it is.” by @tikhon https://t.co/MibU23wZPp
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10/22
2015
Any engineering/product folks from @twitter that need a new home? Hit me up. https://t.co/fBhUkmq29v
10/13
2015
So this happened… 💪🏻💯💃🏻🎉🎉http://t.co/DhHPk318TB
10/7
2015
Between Apple and Tesla I would bet on Tesla. Apple took years to ship a watch. How long would a car take?
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10/4
2015
Primer on Neural Network Models for Natural Language Processing[pdf] http://t.co/ZOpAj6frQR
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10/3
2015
Emotional journey of haircuts: 👦🏼 I need a haircut *haircut begins* 😊 this will be great 😁 ok easy now 😰 omfg what is this 😌 ok I'm fine
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9/19
2015
This is absolutely incredible. Every designer should aspire to be as thorough and thoughtful as Saul Bass. http://t.co/EI7OHlt97a
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9/6
2015
Always read the release notes. http://t.co/yp3UdFDHNF
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8/29
2015
All these online dating companies promising you'll find your spouse on their site, only Ashley Madison is really delivering
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8/25
2015
Omg nightmare https://t.co/lsS00q8IMq
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8/7
2015
@janatrantow The mission has been consistently disappointing me for the past 3-4 years. I had to get out of there.
7/28
2015
First marathon in the books. Thanks to all these humans for coming out and supporting me. ❤️ all y’all! #SFMarathon http://t.co/Gts8uUePNy @mvenetucci Thank you so much for coming out and providing finish line support!
7/26
2015
In 2000, Blockbuster refused to buy Netflix for $50M. Today, Blockbuster doesn't exist & $NFLX is worth $43B http://t.co/pZRbgXJmin
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7/18
2015
Presented with Jackie Xu on #DesignInTech at @BetterWorks #GoalSummit2015 last April: http://t.co/1hXyVZcKsS http://t.co/6w6sw7qBTA
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7/16
2015
@ConsciousKimchi “And IIIII… will always haunt youuuuuuuu”
7/15
2015
In 2008 we were raising $150,000 at a $1.5M valuation. Here's the response. Think of this next time you're rejected. https://t.co/wZEnQSn0Eq
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7/13
2015
Hiring engineers to help solve real problems here @ticketfly. Hit me up. http://t.co/dUcljQfhcQ
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7/8
2015
Black churches are burning again in America http://t.co/H4OAoGNTe8 http://t.co/3TUNUOygJs
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6/28
2015
TBT to when I used to wake up this way. #tbt https://t.co/XRqGo05TO6
6/25
2015
It's here! Releasing Nuclide: a unified dev experience for iOS, @reactjs, @reactnative, @flowtype and @HackLang. https://t.co/PKgQ4tLlUw
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6/24
2015
Docker, CoreOS, Google, Microsoft, Amazon and others come together to develop a container standard: http://t.co/w5Ywk5m4xs
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6/22
2015
Apple looking for a news editor, not a news algorithm. http://t.co/uroAXLGiOw
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6/16
2015
The platform effect - 1 in 4 apps are abandoned after a single use. http://t.co/08MZJD4uhl
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6/14
2015
Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.
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6/11
2015
@NikeSupport no worries. I’ll add it myself. Thanks @NikeSupport haha, I’m missing an 8 mile outdoor run. @NikeSupport the last one was a treadmill run, so no route info. I can access the others though. @NikeSupport only see 33. I could add it manually, but would lose the route info http://t.co/ayWmdgBDCD @NikeSupport logged in and out of app. Still at 33mi for the month, supposed to be at 41mi after today. @NikeSupport Hey. My last run (appx 8miles) just disappeared from app. Any way to get it back? Username is emmanuel_pozo
5/17
2015
@dkasper dude, the copy on that site is so agressive. perfect for brogrammers.
5/7
2015
How have I only now discovered the wonders of compression sleeves?Can anyone who recently moved in the bay area recommend a good moving company?
5/3
2015
Last night's Tesla Powerwall and Powerpack unveiling https://t.co/ksD8m6nCJO
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5/1
2015
Redis author just released Disque, a distributed message queue https://t.co/XqDjQNCTbV
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4/28
2015
#Hillvetica http://t.co/ElS9b1Nfhw
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4/15
2015
38mm/ss/sportband
4/10
2015
@tylr @Medium congrats! Top notch move sir.
4/8
2015
|LIVE NOW| #meerkat http://t.co/gjdOqk8hjb
3/12
2015
@philtoronto Ya'll in da club?
3/5
2015
@janatrantow Woah
3/4
2015
@donnie Dumb
3/3
2015
i like this approach to journalism — bypass PR emails, venmo general manager directly http://t.co/sRz5rl5V4C http://t.co/Kft7UwcJkW
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2/28
2015
We're delighted to introduce Atlas, open source UI components for building amazing communications experiences. http://t.co/fa6FN7oO50
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2/25
2015
Me: “Hey, your app keeps posting to my fb feed every hr without permission.” Rep: “We disconnected you from the backend, you’re good” WHAT?Another good MH370 theory: http://t.co/FoY43bqUih
2/24
2015
Epiphany: if you're an anxious person then how you feel about Sundays is how everyone else feels about Mondays
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2/22
2015
The internet is a cultural dream from which we will some day wake. Everything unprinted will be forgotten.
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2/21
2015
@jeremyerlich I see Vail is getting dumped on. Jealous.Praying for Tahoe snow this weekend 🙌👼❄️❄️
2/20
2015
This is a good articulation of the brand @Everlane is building: http://t.co/e4YHJVqlIW @stefaniwhylie Haha, you’re just seeing this now? Must be tax season.
2/18
2015
Good read on improving links during the reading experience by @supertaboo https://t.co/pYRgJu9OnS
2/17
2015
@dkasper Deep squats specifically, are the fountain of youth.
1/28
2015
Now that is good design. New SONOS logo. You see sound waves when you scroll! http://t.co/1YmUuQJGLL http://t.co/7UUuRM9pke
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1/23
2015

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