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EP 🕺🏻 @jewgonewild San Francisco, CA

Man of the scene, PhD dropout. Currently product @Postmates. Formerly Product @willcall @Ticketfly @Pandora, Engineering @Zynga. 🕺🏻

213 Following   902 Followers   10,569 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/17/08


rules are structure for people who can’t carve their own path successfully
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5/13
2018
@MoreWillie @instagram “I don’t care if you’re a dog”... too much @MoreWillie @instagram Lmao
3/23
2018
If teachers have to carry guns, Presidents should have to read books.
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2/25
2017
@shinsyotta “You go to close the channel on the forked blockchain” — that doesn’t matter since our lightning channe… https://t.co/qWWGIpa7f8
12/28
2017
One of my financial resolutions for 2018 is moving 10-15% of my traditional holdings to crypto. This will be a test… https://t.co/m61EkVVzpP @shinsyotta Yes @kevinrose Delta App. Best user experience out there rn.
12/27
2017
People keep posting the nude videos of me like if i wasn’t a stripper before 😩😩😂🤷🏽‍♀️You know there’s videos of me… https://t.co/T5RvR8XayZ
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12/26
2017
@zach_melamed @coinbase Same boat
11/28
2017
Crazy GOAT raffle going down... Yeezy Wave Runner 700 'OG'. #GOATBLACKFRIDAY https://t.co/qLEPl8hvv7 https://t.co/FScTdKDdBQ
11/23
2017
I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wr… https://t.co/b9wj8rHiYs
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11/20
2017
@nightcrow I'm always on the internet 😉Realtalk https://t.co/UYpL9DXBskThe roadster is back! 🏎 #teslasemi
11/17
2017
@brianbreslin @hqtrivia You just discover this bruh?My take is: all 30 Under 30 lists should include disclosure of parental assets
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11/16
2017
Is it just me or is @adidas releasing new sneaker models at an absurd rate? I’ve got FOMO like every week.I just published "004 — Errybody get choices🤷🏻‍♀️. A simple approach I take to decision making." https://t.co/6p6nAoVVGY
10/16
2017
I just published “003 — Ticketbye 🎟️” https://t.co/JXGYmBTnXK
10/14
2017
Do I know anyone at @coinbase that can get me on the instant purchase list? I'm across the street I'll buy you coffee at @PhilzCoffee ☕️💰
10/13
2017
Decided to buy a set amount of crypto (mostly BTC and ETH) bi-weekly from now on. Removes emotion. Purely transactional.🔮
10/12
2017
SELL ME THE NFL NOW!!!!
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10/11
2017
AIM being shut down is bringing out all the feels. So long good friend, it's been real.
10/6
2017
Wanna work with great ppl (ex Apple, Square, Google, Zynga, Airbnb) and shape the future of on-demand? Join my team! https://t.co/KkmDSc1yA8
10/2
2017
I just published “002 — The Routine 🏋🏻” https://t.co/0kmsV0w4S3[NFL Tweet] - The lion’s D is legit. This finally might be their year! 🦁
10/1
2017
We just launched MOAR alcohol in MOAR cities. 🍹🔥 https://t.co/3uaA2xhyEpWestbrook signs biggest NBA contract on KD's birthday. WHAT A TROLL. 😎
9/29
2017
@zach_melamed Ooo...I heard someone started their real estate empire with a nominal loan from their father. Very small loan. Tiny loan.OMG Steven Seagal now looks like a bad guy from a Steven Seagal movie... oh and he's also out of his damn mind. https://t.co/TLi5pj1t6r
9/28
2017
When people think they know what you about based on 1-2 short in person conversations… 🤔smh @mvenetucci https://t.co/matQGOVugM @mvenetucci Great points!
9/25
2017
Reminder: the president of the United States thinks protest is perfectly fine for neo-Nazis but a firing offense for black athletes.
Retweeted by EP 🕺🏻If only @realDonaldTrump put as much effort into Puerto Rico relief as he did into calling out black athletes we'd hate him just a tad less.Gonna start writing more. Here is the first of my Sunday thoughts. Feel free to call me out 💪🏻 https://t.co/rEhZG0nnzw
9/24
2017
🐶🏈 #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys cc @barstoolsports @dustinpike https://t.co/YZeK2PJBdv
9/23
2017
@ryguyrg I'm gonna have to just hand deliver the offers with Charlie. Good idea.House hunting in San Francisco is a blood sport. 🏠🔪
9/21
2017
My friends made this, it’s 💯. Try it! https://t.co/KlQQmWrwSu Squad @donnie @stevejang @pixelmatrix @pat2man @jatescherThis: https://t.co/yoW8pO0wR7
9/20
2017
Damage from Mexico City https://t.co/XEbOUEqMko
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9/19
2017
ICYMI, Equifax forced to pull offline a huge database of consumer data guarded only by credentials "admin/admin" https://t.co/qsbcWct4pY
Retweeted by EP 🕺🏻Trying to destroy bodegas with a startup called “Bodega” that has a bodega cat logo is… just awful. https://t.co/1W4pSnXoXn
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9/14
2017
With FaceID, cops can just point your phone at your face while they have you in handcuffs then look through your phone without a warrant.
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9/13
2017
I can't wait to become an emoji #AppleEvent
9/12
2017
Been following up on Hurricane Irma a lot the past few days. Did some research on hurricanes and been learning a lot bout Mother Nature.
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9/9
2017
canceling plans to read is ok. skipping a party for the gym is ok. staying home to cook is ok. lets encourage it & respect self improvement.
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9/4
2017
#tbt to when my main man charlie_the_golden_pup was about 3.5 months old and already outgrowing… https://t.co/G8QKRdNn1A
8/24
2017
@dtrinh You think the cavs will get past the stacked celtics? Isaiah is gonna weaken that defense so much.The older I get, the more every problem in tech seems to be a matter of getting humans to work together effectively, and not tech itself.
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8/23
2017
There are some very fine people among the White Walkers. There are many sides to this conflict. #GameofThrones
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8/21
2017
Tonight I finally experienced why the allure of watching someone stream themselves playing a video game is so strong.
8/16
2017
U.S. markets are falling fast. The Dow is now down more than 220 points https://t.co/EftKx9Po5J https://t.co/a40rU44hFO
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5/17
2017
Poor Saban. Sorry not sorry. #AlabamaVsClemson https://t.co/zXwQoDUmzM
1/10
2017
Making a conscious effort to read more this year. Here is the list I have so far: https://t.co/ONN6aZNIJX. If you have any must reads lmk.
1/5
2016
@edible Thanks. I just emailed the details over. @edible Can’t believe I ordered something b4 delivery cut-off today and one of your stores sent their driver home early. Bad experience.
12/27
2016
Hey @realDonaldTrump you saw a kid lost in New York and didn't tell an adult. How can we trust you to be president? https://t.co/FUp7wgUA2c
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12/8
2016
Robert Reich: "Lemme just say, because Donald Trump is probably watching right now..." https://t.co/bD5Iskq7br
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12/7
2016
Please stop normalizing interest rates
Retweeted by EP 🕺🏻There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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11/28
2016
Irish politician has the courage to say what many want to and should but don't https://t.co/AfEs3yZwgn
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11/17
2016
Do yourself a favor and watch the Black Mirror Waldo episode.Anyone else have a new MacBook Pro and thinks battery life is sub-optimal? (I get 3-4 hrs without heavy usage)
11/16
2016
HOT TAKE ALERT mass protests expand income inequality. More time protesting => less time studying/working => less learning/earning QED
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11/15
2016
@buckmasonusa West coast. San Francisco. Leaving country Saturday so wanted to make sure I get em before that.
11/13
2016
@buckmasonusa Hey. How long should I expect delivery of some t-shirts (in the US) If I ordered today will I get them by nov 17th?
11/12
2016
Fuck you @DrJillStein fuck you #garyjohnson and a beautifully big fuck you to their voters.
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11/8
2016
Man 3-1 sucks
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11/3
2016
This new MacBook Pro doesn’t really exhibit a lot of courage.
10/27
2016
She got Bin Laden; you didn't even get an Emmy. #debate
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10/19
2016
Tech leaders: when you make excuses for Peter Thiel for supporting Trump, we hear you. Women and ppl of color are taking notes.
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10/17
2016
Let’s add Osweiler to the list of ‘flash in the pan’ quarterbacks. #sportstweet
10/16
2016
Is there an easy site/app that lays out all state ballot propositions along with a brief sentence explaining the prop?
10/13
2016
In the year two-thousand sixteen, we have a VP candidate who denies evolution. Just in case you thought Trump was hogging all the stupid.
Retweeted by EP 🕺🏻These error messages from Apple signal the beginning of the end. https://t.co/yxxZywE2Tv
10/9
2016

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