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EP @jewgonewild San Francisco, CA

Man of the scene, PhD dropout, ex Zynga. Formerly Head of Product @willcall (acquired by Ticketfly/Pandora). Currently product @Postmates.

202 Following   921 Followers   10,535 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/17/08


🐶🏈 #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys cc @barstoolsports @dustinpike https://t.co/YZeK2PJBdv
9/23
2017
@ryguyrg I'm gonna have to just hand deliver the offers with Charlie. Good idea.House hunting in San Francisco is a blood sport. 🏠🔪
9/21
2017
My friends made this, it’s 💯. Try it! https://t.co/KlQQmWrwSu Squad @donnie @stevejang @pixelmatrix @pat2man @jatescherThis: https://t.co/yoW8pO0wR7
9/20
2017
Damage from Mexico City https://t.co/XEbOUEqMko
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9/19
2017
ICYMI, Equifax forced to pull offline a huge database of consumer data guarded only by credentials "admin/admin" https://t.co/qsbcWct4pY
Retweeted by EPTrying to destroy bodegas with a startup called “Bodega” that has a bodega cat logo is… just awful. https://t.co/1W4pSnXoXn
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9/14
2017
With FaceID, cops can just point your phone at your face while they have you in handcuffs then look through your phone without a warrant.
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9/13
2017
I can't wait to become an emoji #AppleEvent
9/12
2017
Been following up on Hurricane Irma a lot the past few days. Did some research on hurricanes and been learning a lot bout Mother Nature.
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9/9
2017
canceling plans to read is ok. skipping a party for the gym is ok. staying home to cook is ok. lets encourage it & respect self improvement.
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9/4
2017
#tbt to when my main man charlie_the_golden_pup was about 3.5 months old and already outgrowing… https://t.co/G8QKRdNn1A
8/24
2017
@dtrinh You think the cavs will get past the stacked celtics? Isaiah is gonna weaken that defense so much.The older I get, the more every problem in tech seems to be a matter of getting humans to work together effectively, and not tech itself.
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8/23
2017
There are some very fine people among the White Walkers. There are many sides to this conflict. #GameofThrones
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8/21
2017
Tonight I finally experienced why the allure of watching someone stream themselves playing a video game is so strong.
8/16
2017
U.S. markets are falling fast. The Dow is now down more than 220 points https://t.co/EftKx9Po5J https://t.co/a40rU44hFO
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5/17
2017
Poor Saban. Sorry not sorry. #AlabamaVsClemson https://t.co/zXwQoDUmzM
1/10
2017
Making a conscious effort to read more this year. Here is the list I have so far: https://t.co/ONN6aZNIJX. If you have any must reads lmk.
1/5
2016
@edible Thanks. I just emailed the details over. @edible Can’t believe I ordered something b4 delivery cut-off today and one of your stores sent their driver home early. Bad experience.
12/27
2016
Hey @realDonaldTrump you saw a kid lost in New York and didn't tell an adult. How can we trust you to be president? https://t.co/FUp7wgUA2c
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12/8
2016
Robert Reich: "Lemme just say, because Donald Trump is probably watching right now..." https://t.co/bD5Iskq7br
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12/7
2016
Please stop normalizing interest rates
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11/28
2016
Irish politician has the courage to say what many want to and should but don't https://t.co/AfEs3yZwgn
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11/17
2016
Do yourself a favor and watch the Black Mirror Waldo episode.Anyone else have a new MacBook Pro and thinks battery life is sub-optimal? (I get 3-4 hrs without heavy usage)
11/16
2016
HOT TAKE ALERT mass protests expand income inequality. More time protesting => less time studying/working => less learning/earning QED
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11/15
2016
@buckmasonusa West coast. San Francisco. Leaving country Saturday so wanted to make sure I get em before that.
11/13
2016
@buckmasonusa Hey. How long should I expect delivery of some t-shirts (in the US) If I ordered today will I get them by nov 17th?
11/12
2016
Fuck you @DrJillStein fuck you #garyjohnson and a beautifully big fuck you to their voters.
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11/8
2016
Man 3-1 sucks
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11/3
2016
This new MacBook Pro doesn’t really exhibit a lot of courage.
10/27
2016
She got Bin Laden; you didn't even get an Emmy. #debate
Retweeted by EPhow will we know when anderson cooper is old
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10/19
2016
Tech leaders: when you make excuses for Peter Thiel for supporting Trump, we hear you. Women and ppl of color are taking notes.
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10/17
2016
Let’s add Osweiler to the list of ‘flash in the pan’ quarterbacks. #sportstweet
10/16
2016
Is there an easy site/app that lays out all state ballot propositions along with a brief sentence explaining the prop?
10/13
2016
In the year two-thousand sixteen, we have a VP candidate who denies evolution. Just in case you thought Trump was hogging all the stupid.
Retweeted by EPThese error messages from Apple signal the beginning of the end. https://t.co/yxxZywE2Tv
10/9
2016
This is why Donald Trump has refused to release his returns. https://t.co/WfI2c2hOmp
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10/2
2016
Lester Holt was fucking AWFUL #Debates2016
Retweeted by EP“When I did an interview with Howard Stern” … lol #Debate2016
9/26
2016
WOW: #iOS10 General->Accessibility->Home Button->enable Rest Finger to Open. Adios push down on home button #iPhone7 #iPhone7Plus Pls SHARE
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9/21
2016
@devahaz haven’t tried the froyo. I was pretty put off after that bland sandwich I had. @carichampion no Tony Cucoc or Tony Parker on the list?? smh
9/9
2016
Went to @SouvlaSF for the first time & had the lamb sandwich. It was very underwhelming & flavorless. Wondering what all the hype is about.
9/8
2016
YALL BITCHES DONT NEED THE IPHONE 7, YALL REALLY NEED SOME SOUND FINANCIAL PLANNING, APPLE PRODUCT CHURN BAD FOR YO FINANCIAL HEALTH B
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9/7
2016
Finally got around to seeing EX Machina. Really good, thought provoking movie.
9/5
2016
A game changing announcement from Donald Trump https://t.co/Dr8Ze7IUu1
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7/29
2016
@brianbreslin can refer you to people if you need.
7/28
2016
I love me some future. 💥 https://t.co/QaX2U0iHyz. @elonmusk strikes again.
7/21
2016
So that's pretty blatant, right? https://t.co/EPnHME7afV
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7/19
2016
I recommend getting really high and watching "Unsealed: Alien Files" on Netflix https://t.co/L3l5mcvPkA
7/15
2016
@maioseto omg I should have been your agent.
7/11
2016
@maioseto I've always said you had the best hair. 👩🏻⚽️🇫🇷In this dark twisted scary world, we should just all be grateful we have Antoine Griezmann!
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7/8
2016
I think that snapchat is the telephone of our generation and is re-defining the way we communicate... https://t.co/evnXp7FuNV
6/3
2016
Uber is worth more than $60B?? 🍌🍌
6/2
2016
Can’t wait to witness the first major celebrity meltdown on snapchat.
5/30
2016
@donnie Reddit
5/26
2016
@mvenetucci my best wishes are with you and @jatescher. I hate moving…
5/24
2016
The Scandal at the Heart of EgyptAir 840: Relying on ‘60s Tech to Find It https://t.co/5MvleUcuaz via @thedailybeast
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5/21
2016
Apple vs Uber is going to be interesting. https://t.co/8vIhFhPCfj @chadsalty that museum is lit
5/13
2016
54 year old bets life savings on the Cubs to win the WS. Can't wait to party with him https://t.co/6NsXamX4qn https://t.co/plYU75YPtA
Retweeted by EPlmao Paul Allen looked like someone just gave him a Zune for Christmas
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5/10
2016
HEAVILY INDEBTED COUNTRIES WITH SOCIAL SAFETY NETS WHOSE EXISTING POPULATIONS ARE AGING NEED STRONG LEVELS OF IMMIGRATION TO SURVIVE, FAM
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5/6
2016
I’m surprised there isn’t more internet backlash about today’s snapchat filter.
5/5
2016
@dkasper Apps are dead brah
5/3
2016
Finally watching the f8 keynote. Internet planes, satellites, infra for telcos, VR, AI. What a time to be alive. Singularity is near.
4/13
2016
A few notes: - 72 wins: ties single-season NBA record (95-96 Bulls) - 34 road wins: new NBA record - 63 games over .500: most in NBA history
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4/11
2016
Politico: Trump’s campaign is in disarray https://t.co/xPDLJ0NuKT Trump: Politico’s newsroom is in disarray https://t.co/h1N5cWI2j3
Retweeted by EPThis is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan https://t.co/L1dz51oBrI https://t.co/wr0NWjd4nl
Retweeted by EPMUCH LIKE HOW THIN PEOPLE DONT DRINK DIET COKE, ECONOMICALLY SOUND PERSONS DONT SUPPORT PARANOID PROTECTIONIST RATCHET ECON POLICIES
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4/5
2016

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