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EP @jewgonewild San Francisco, CA

Man of the scene, hacker, whiskey walloper, PhD dropout, ex Zynga. Formerly Head of Product @willcall (acquired by Ticketfly).

196 Following   929 Followers   10,514 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/17/08


Please stop normalizing interest rates
Retweeted by EPThere should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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11/28
2016
Irish politician has the courage to say what many want to and should but don't https://t.co/AfEs3yZwgn
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11/17
2016
Do yourself a favor and watch the Black Mirror Waldo episode.Anyone else have a new MacBook Pro and thinks battery life is sub-optimal? (I get 3-4 hrs without heavy usage)
11/16
2016
HOT TAKE ALERT mass protests expand income inequality. More time protesting => less time studying/working => less learning/earning QED
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11/15
2016
@buckmasonusa West coast. San Francisco. Leaving country Saturday so wanted to make sure I get em before that.
11/13
2016
@buckmasonusa Hey. How long should I expect delivery of some t-shirts (in the US) If I ordered today will I get them by nov 17th?
11/12
2016
Fuck you @DrJillStein fuck you #garyjohnson and a beautifully big fuck you to their voters.
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11/8
2016
Man 3-1 sucks
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11/3
2016
This new MacBook Pro doesn’t really exhibit a lot of courage.
10/27
2016
She got Bin Laden; you didn't even get an Emmy. #debate
Retweeted by EPhow will we know when anderson cooper is old
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10/19
2016
Tech leaders: when you make excuses for Peter Thiel for supporting Trump, we hear you. Women and ppl of color are taking notes.
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10/17
2016
Let’s add Osweiler to the list of ‘flash in the pan’ quarterbacks. #sportstweet
10/16
2016
Is there an easy site/app that lays out all state ballot propositions along with a brief sentence explaining the prop?
10/13
2016
In the year two-thousand sixteen, we have a VP candidate who denies evolution. Just in case you thought Trump was hogging all the stupid.
Retweeted by EPThese error messages from Apple signal the beginning of the end. https://t.co/yxxZywE2Tv
10/9
2016
This is why Donald Trump has refused to release his returns. https://t.co/WfI2c2hOmp
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10/2
2016
Lester Holt was fucking AWFUL #Debates2016
Retweeted by EP“When I did an interview with Howard Stern” … lol #Debate2016
9/26
2016
WOW: #iOS10 General->Accessibility->Home Button->enable Rest Finger to Open. Adios push down on home button #iPhone7 #iPhone7Plus Pls SHARE
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9/20
2016
@devahaz haven’t tried the froyo. I was pretty put off after that bland sandwich I had. @carichampion no Tony Cucoc or Tony Parker on the list?? smh
9/9
2016
Went to @SouvlaSF for the first time & had the lamb sandwich. It was very underwhelming & flavorless. Wondering what all the hype is about.
9/8
2016
YALL BITCHES DONT NEED THE IPHONE 7, YALL REALLY NEED SOME SOUND FINANCIAL PLANNING, APPLE PRODUCT CHURN BAD FOR YO FINANCIAL HEALTH B
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9/7
2016
Finally got around to seeing EX Machina. Really good, thought provoking movie.
9/5
2016
A game changing announcement from Donald Trump https://t.co/Dr8Ze7IUu1
Retweeted by EP @brianbreslin can refer you to people if you need.
7/28
2016
I love me some future. 💥 https://t.co/QaX2U0iHyz. @elonmusk strikes again.
7/21
2016
So that's pretty blatant, right? https://t.co/EPnHME7afV
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7/19
2016
I recommend getting really high and watching "Unsealed: Alien Files" on Netflix https://t.co/L3l5mcvPkA
7/15
2016
@maioseto omg I should have been your agent.
7/11
2016
@maioseto I've always said you had the best hair. 👩🏻⚽️🇫🇷In this dark twisted scary world, we should just all be grateful we have Antoine Griezmann!
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7/8
2016
I think that snapchat is the telephone of our generation and is re-defining the way we communicate... https://t.co/evnXp7FuNV
6/3
2016
Uber is worth more than $60B?? 🍌🍌
6/2
2016
Can’t wait to witness the first major celebrity meltdown on snapchat.
5/30
2016
@donnie Reddit
5/26
2016
@mvenetucci my best wishes are with you and @jatescher. I hate moving…
5/24
2016
The Scandal at the Heart of EgyptAir 840: Relying on ‘60s Tech to Find It https://t.co/5MvleUcuaz via @thedailybeast
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5/21
2016
Apple vs Uber is going to be interesting. https://t.co/8vIhFhPCfj @chadsalty that museum is lit
5/13
2016
54 year old bets life savings on the Cubs to win the WS. Can't wait to party with him https://t.co/6NsXamX4qn https://t.co/plYU75YPtA
Retweeted by EPlmao Paul Allen looked like someone just gave him a Zune for Christmas
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5/10
2016
HEAVILY INDEBTED COUNTRIES WITH SOCIAL SAFETY NETS WHOSE EXISTING POPULATIONS ARE AGING NEED STRONG LEVELS OF IMMIGRATION TO SURVIVE, FAM
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5/6
2016
I’m surprised there isn’t more internet backlash about today’s snapchat filter.
5/5
2016
@dkasper Apps are dead brah
5/3
2016
IF U IS GOOD AT FRACTIONS THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CELEBRATE 4/20 ON 1/5, 2/10, 3/15, 5/25 AND ALSO 6/30 B
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4/20
2016
Finally watching the f8 keynote. Internet planes, satellites, infra for telcos, VR, AI. What a time to be alive. Singularity is near.
4/12
2016
A few notes: - 72 wins: ties single-season NBA record (95-96 Bulls) - 34 road wins: new NBA record - 63 games over .500: most in NBA history
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4/11
2016
Politico: Trump’s campaign is in disarray https://t.co/xPDLJ0NuKT Trump: Politico’s newsroom is in disarray https://t.co/h1N5cWI2j3
Retweeted by EPThis is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan https://t.co/L1dz51oBrI https://t.co/wr0NWjd4nl
Retweeted by EPMUCH LIKE HOW THIN PEOPLE DONT DRINK DIET COKE, ECONOMICALLY SOUND PERSONS DONT SUPPORT PARANOID PROTECTIONIST RATCHET ECON POLICIES
Retweeted by EPYES THE BASKETBALL GAME WAS CRAZY BUT REAL LIFE GOES ON AND YALL GOT A LIFESTYLE TO MAINTAIN MARKETS OPEN IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS YO
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4/5
2016
Buybacks at $46B a Month Dwarf Everything in U.S. Market (2015) https://t.co/7KomvO9j3h
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4/4
2016
Silicon Valley, last month: "car ownership is dead" Silicon Valley, now: "I just pre-ordered my new Tesla"
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4/1
2016
What's your next concert? @Ticketfly's new iOS app makes it easy to get those tix! https://t.co/jzEIoYTkuw https://t.co/NR5IIrYEXH
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3/25
2016
“Motion Design is the Future of UI” by @TheKineticUI https://t.co/nBTz3G2UaP
3/19
2016
New @ticketfly app featured in the App Store. 💪🏻🍾 https://t.co/bk6QubFrt2
3/18
2016
Thanks @mh @philtoronto!
3/16
2016
@kanyewest perform at your own daughters parties. You're a bigger fuckin clown than anyone I know.
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3/2
2016
GO TO BED TWELVE HOURS TIL THE MARKETS OPEN FAM YALL GOTTA BE HELLA RESTED
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2/28
2016
Best ipsum generator I've seen in a long time, courtesy of @patrickswong. #DJKhaled https://t.co/DO1blOrmML
Retweeted by EP @jeremyerlich I have the all white version of these. Good choice.
2/1
2016
OH: What’s coachella? Oh it’s that fancy jazz festival in Palm Springs.
1/18
2016
Goals AF cc charlie_the_golden_pup #squadgoals https://t.co/UMDtpomxpi
1/13
2015
@maioseto https://t.co/6ArpGELYkl
11/26
2015
Ramping up the Autopilot software team at Tesla to achieve generalized full autonomy. If interested, contact autopilot@teslamotors.com.
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11/21
2015
Amazing, real, and accurate: the CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual (1944) describes how to sabotage organizations. https://t.co/Fn3jICrh7F
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11/2
2015
“Founders: It’s not 1990. Stop treating your employees like it is.” by @tikhon https://t.co/MibU23wZPp
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10/22
2015
Any engineering/product folks from @twitter that need a new home? Hit me up. https://t.co/fBhUkmq29v
10/13
2015
So this happened… 💪🏻💯💃🏻🎉🎉http://t.co/DhHPk318TB
10/7
2015
Between Apple and Tesla I would bet on Tesla. Apple took years to ship a watch. How long would a car take?
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10/4
2015
Primer on Neural Network Models for Natural Language Processing[pdf] http://t.co/ZOpAj6frQR
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10/3
2015
Emotional journey of haircuts: 👦🏼 I need a haircut *haircut begins* 😊 this will be great 😁 ok easy now 😰 omfg what is this 😌 ok I'm fine
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9/19
2015

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