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The utter stupidity of security seals: "Ashley Madison Blasted Over Fake Security Award as Lawsuit Moves Forward": https://t.co/BPcTfcdfeQ
Retweeted by John McClumpha5 tips on how to make your login process more secure https://t.co/ZxHEaiukjl
8/26
2016
@stickermule's die cut #magnets - only $39 for 50! #awesome https://t.co/IYc9133iqIHi look at this animation I did for https://t.co/8nb1rmFX1W @coolboxes @amydracula 📦📦📦 https://t.co/U467DSfMyZ
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8/25
2016
@mmmhotbreakfast where's the pollywaffle?
8/22
2016
@JimmyTraffic sounds perfect! Know anyone with some trucks we can all turn up on? ;) @JimmyTraffic we could all bring our kits over and fill the street? ;)The banner. #bemorebulldog https://t.co/Ykzyy1q9vY
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8/21
2016
Coopers becomes official beer of the Australian Open. As part of promotion all players will have to roll on ground first before playing...
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8/19
2016
@citylinkmelb Thanks for still charging us the full toll rate for the inconvenience whilst we are “patient, alert & aware” #frustrating
8/15
2016
Well that's the rainwater tanks getting a decent fill then! #alltherain
Retweeted by John McClumpha @_bron_ ok… so apparently there was a third tender as part of this… https://t.co/PedGIrHEetWhy you should *write* your interface first #productDesign #UX https://t.co/BEOoOuUCXX @_bron_ but wait... There's more https://t.co/CPIRrNvs4z
8/10
2016
Oh wow... #CensusFail #SeemsLegit https://t.co/FdB4vm4DKUDespite all the complaints about #censusfail ... #hugops to the people that are at the coal face ... it must suck
Retweeted by John McClumpha @johnmcclumpha looks like the load tester’s site is still online ;) https://t.co/C9n8x6OnrJO M G…. so who won the tender? https://t.co/pPJZVi15P6#CensusFail still not trending. What's up #Twitter you blocking a hashtag? #conspiracy #census2016
Retweeted by John McClumphaThey “anticipated” 1m users per hour. They're off by a a factor of 5 or 6. The servers aren't responding to pings 3/n
Retweeted by John McClumphaThey hardcoded Census subdomains in the SSL cert, this says they had no concept of “elastic” load balancing 2/n
Retweeted by John McClumphaMaking massive assumptions here, but I bet there's literally nothing that the ABS can do about the load right now 1/n
Retweeted by John McClumpha#CensusFail #Census2016 Say no more… https://t.co/0kxTd57aCoEarly results in for #census2016. WAY more people have the internet than we thought.
Retweeted by John McClumphaErmmmm... I don't think so https://t.co/mQGm5cKLf9can we turn the census off and on again
Retweeted by John McClumphaSo @ABSCensus … about that “Not Possible” failure you mentioned… https://t.co/5y8MRs2nkZYup @_bron_ … total outage for @abscensus it would seem - and now that I’ve wasted plenty of time trying, I’m giving up #scalefailyup.... https://t.co/Zd1JBTgRYg still down for me :( and everyone else it would seem: https://t.co/zuRrUYnJ75 #Learn2ScaleUmm @ABSCensus why are you emailing me a password in plain text? #CensusFail #census https://t.co/gW34CvXPoi
Retweeted by John McClumphaData Scientist versus Data Engineer https://t.co/RoP8qChnrP
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8/9
2016
When a dev says GIF with a soft G, start saying Git with a soft g: "do a jit pull" , 'I found it on jit hub' , 'look in the jit ignore file'
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8/4
2016
What could possibly go wrong with linking names and addresses to census information?: https://t.co/9n7FQK6gzD
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7/29
2016
Massive increase in #SEO #Spammers calling me lately… look out for (07) 3088 7298 - ignoring #DoNotCallRegister @acmadotgovProgress bars are the hold music of the internet, they are not creative. #code16
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7/28
2016
All dictators get a deal on gilded chairs - from the looks of it! https://t.co/8ECji7OmG0
Retweeted by John McClumphaStephen Hawking v Donald Trump… go! https://t.co/9mr6RhxUvlVerifying myself: I am johnmcclumpha on Keybase.io. MO6dCL4Rw2g04uJKF75D0Y7bRm-U8v2jKwIH / https://t.co/YPiuvyXi12
7/26
2016
Not sure when to use dropdowns?… don’t! #fuckdropdowns https://t.co/hoKWePUlDB #ui #ux
7/25
2016
How a Gutenberg Printing Press actually works. https://t.co/QLGewSM7BW https://t.co/6kdjdeTq5F
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7/22
2016
Dear @Telstra if you’re going to contact me to offer me a “better” bundled deal - make sure it’s cheaper than the current one #timeWasted
7/20
2016
@chopperguyhd captured a microburst over Phoenix earlier today. This is so cool! https://t.co/A4gMzPp7vP
Retweeted by John McClumphaSo we now have a pokemon playlist going in the office…. #fml
7/19
2016
Order your FREE #Arduino #HTML #RaspberryPi Stickers! #FreeDevStickers https://t.co/enX97dPlF7
7/14
2016
Pokemon Go added $7.5 billion to Nintendo's coffers in two days https://t.co/3JLVwhn5h3 https://t.co/5jekQdii5t
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7/11
2016
Looks like another fun #IoT device is on the way... Puck.js - bluetooth beacon! https://t.co/s3cQlaQdwy
7/7
2016
Text from France: "If someone you used to be in Europe with was invaded by a neighbour, would you still help them out? Asking for a friend"
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6/24
2016
I just earned the 'Brew Traveler' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/GOTpHaerAk
6/19
2016
I just earned the 'Lager Jack' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/VC4nvhwXWa
6/17
2016
[VIDEO] Watch @BobMurphy02 speak for the first time about his decision to play on. 🎥 - https://t.co/gf6mHhQ42b https://t.co/fKoTaRp2QE
Retweeted by John McClumphaInteresting thought... makes a lot of sense, but still leaves me concerned 360 mill reasons to destroy all passwords https://t.co/ZMpj65mWtg
6/7
2016
Drinking a Chainbreaker White IPA by @deschutesbeer at @tiginstlouishttps://t.co/7cfG98lxG0 #photoI just earned the 'Land of the Free' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/MNuSNBMenI
5/8
2016
We Put A GoPro On A Sparrow https://t.co/fVQJak9xnO
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4/26
2016
@johnallsopp are you planning on offering subscriptions to the dead tree version of Scroll Magazine?
4/22
2016
@telstra will let you know next week if things don’t go to plan ;) @telstra I’ve been in contact with various teams and looks like we’ve finally sorted things - what a shemozzle the whole thing has beenSo I've decided @CrapTaxidermy is one of the most hilarious accounts on Twitter!ahhhhh one of those days - we just noticed the “cleaners” have removed all notes we had written on the windows at the office… @telstra interestingly my order is still borked - any suggestions as to where I should plug in my self install cable modem with no outlet??? @telstra thanks Iain… that’s what I ended up doing after getting nowhere with your offshore call centre
4/19
2016
Dear @Telstra .. I’m concerned that you’ve lost the order I placed last week was looking forward to spending more money with you #frustrated
4/18
2016
“The Future of Design is Emotional” by @daniel_eckler https://t.co/jWKN2EqHgw
4/12
2016
Hot on the heels of the #Panamapapers comes the biggest leek in world history. https://t.co/Az0x9RGQ2E
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4/7
2016
So we were discussing the Google apps dictation UI “Red which means I'm on it in the other bed which is kind of doing something…”
4/4
2016
At least… I’ve found me the perfect toaster! https://t.co/M7lOxWmoFmAre you recycling your used condoms? #EcoFriendly https://t.co/CxBxWrbVSuWell played @RayWhiteGroup well played https://t.co/qZjZ8134Te#IoT for the modern man? https://t.co/gXw1KfXd4g
4/1
2016
@stephenkamos wtf - still trying to figure the whole standing wipe! Thanks for a great show last night
3/26
2016
curl -4 http://wttr\.in Good job @igor_chubin! https://t.co/Bjj8GDWHjA
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2/26
2016
Useful ideas and UI patterns for designing a responsive website with large desktops in mind. https://t.co/J1lHvoQ7yG
Retweeted by John McClumphaWhat’s the term for those “Please don’t use ad-blockers it makes us sad” full screen alerts? (Apart from hilarious?) https://t.co/gZsfDapgeA
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2/25
2016
I've spent a lot of time researching the Apple versus FBI case today. Here's everything you need to know: https://t.co/hJrGtP0KK6
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2/19
2016
@jimboot ah it takes me back... Brilliant!
2/13
2016
So ALDI (AU) are selling 3D printers next week! #IoT #geek https://t.co/8wbFqjDCzI
2/12
2016
@ajfisher It does seem to be particularly sharp, perhaps @maxbraun can “clarify”?“My Bathroom Mirror Is Smarter Than Yours” by @maxbraun Must be done! #IoT https://t.co/U1mGMDM36p
2/2
2016
Goodbye friday afternoon productivity… https://t.co/UT0GuVlKrN
1/15
2016
And this is why Bill Shorten failed in his office career. (He also used honey as a whiteboard marker.) https://t.co/FpwnC9pnPm
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1/12
2016
My new year's resolution #pun365 https://t.co/7shGmPf6FY
1/1
2015
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/jDIerHOscmI just earned the 'Merry Brew-mas (2015)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ffW0tfDYxH #brewmas
12/27
2015
@ajfisher taking #IoT to the next level? https://t.co/BcvYHuense
12/22
2015
@mmmhotbreakfast Soundwave ticket holders in for a rough ride for refunds #punny
12/18
2015
https://t.co/rWT0BQWHR0 @eventopia by law YOU NEED TO REFUND US ITS LAW. Not @iamnotshouting or @soundwavefest
Retweeted by John McClumpha @soundwavefest cancelled... now @eventopia stating that ticket refunds are not their responsibility??? #WTF https://t.co/zKZ09uU31q
12/17
2015
Ever tried to paste JSON into the Console and saw it fail? We've finally fixed it (in https://t.co/NoOVFSOnle) https://t.co/I3JCScfEml
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12/15
2015
Thanks to @elastic for a great day at #elasticon yesterday - can't wait to be able to have a play with your graph stuff (hint, hint)Internet of Things : The Smart Fridge https://t.co/OlrfMXIUmZ https://t.co/mplvuIxgMA
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12/11
2015
Insert your card as shown... https://t.co/dXJrcubY39
Retweeted by John McClumpha @samcday all good - and thanks for the great talk, good to get some more insight into @Atlassian (from one of your um ah customers y'know) @samcday word tally from #elasticon Melbourne yknow: 68, um: 10, ah: 11 - although I may have missed a few ;)I'd your in #tech and your not at #elasticon today then where are you? #docklands #elastic https://t.co/6b3LryNVVZ
Retweeted by John McClumphaVal Head: "Animation in Responsive Design" https://t.co/hhJH5ymQU9 (https://t.co/oPzjMWCSYV)
Retweeted by John McClumphaOH MY GOD IT GETS BETTER https://t.co/2KzAPtAkVx
Retweeted by John McClumphaThis. Is. Amazing. https://t.co/CwLoFImBJX
Retweeted by John McClumpha @mitchelmore_j fun aren't they? ;)Heading to #elasticon Melbourne today - preparing to stretch our data to its limits #punny #dadjoke @ajfisher So I've ended up with yet another copy of Make: JavaScript Robotics thanks to @humble https://t.co/Hv9yfe0Nzb
12/10
2015
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