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CTO - UX Lead for @ActivePipe - self confessed geek - user experience costumier - photography aficionado - originator of online solutions

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Joined Twitter 9/4/08


Drinking a Chainbreaker White IPA by @deschutesbeer at @tiginstlouishttps://t.co/7cfG98lxG0 #photoI just earned the 'Land of the Free' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/MNuSNBMenI
5/8
2016
We Put A GoPro On A Sparrow https://t.co/fVQJak9xnO
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4/26
2016
@johnallsopp are you planning on offering subscriptions to the dead tree version of Scroll Magazine?
4/22
2016
@telstra will let you know next week if things don’t go to plan ;) @telstra I’ve been in contact with various teams and looks like we’ve finally sorted things - what a shemozzle the whole thing has beenSo I've decided @CrapTaxidermy is one of the most hilarious accounts on Twitter!ahhhhh one of those days - we just noticed the “cleaners” have removed all notes we had written on the windows at the office… @telstra interestingly my order is still borked - any suggestions as to where I should plug in my self install cable modem with no outlet??? @telstra thanks Iain… that’s what I ended up doing after getting nowhere with your offshore call centre
4/19
2016
Dear @Telstra .. I’m concerned that you’ve lost the order I placed last week was looking forward to spending more money with you #frustrated
4/18
2016
“The Future of Design is Emotional” by @daniel_eckler https://t.co/jWKN2EqHgw
4/12
2016
Hot on the heels of the #Panamapapers comes the biggest leek in world history. https://t.co/Az0x9RGQ2E
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4/7
2016
So we were discussing the Google apps dictation UI “Red which means I'm on it in the other bed which is kind of doing something…”
4/4
2016
At least… I’ve found me the perfect toaster! https://t.co/M7lOxWmoFmAre you recycling your used condoms? #EcoFriendly https://t.co/CxBxWrbVSuWell played @RayWhiteGroup well played https://t.co/qZjZ8134Te#IoT for the modern man? https://t.co/gXw1KfXd4g
4/1
2016
@stephenkamos wtf - still trying to figure the whole standing wipe! Thanks for a great show last night
3/26
2016
curl -4 http://wttr\.in Good job @igor_chubin! https://t.co/Bjj8GDWHjA
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2/26
2016
Useful ideas and UI patterns for designing a responsive website with large desktops in mind. https://t.co/J1lHvoQ7yG
Retweeted by John McClumphaWhat’s the term for those “Please don’t use ad-blockers it makes us sad” full screen alerts? (Apart from hilarious?) https://t.co/gZsfDapgeA
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2/25
2016
I've spent a lot of time researching the Apple versus FBI case today. Here's everything you need to know: https://t.co/hJrGtP0KK6
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2/19
2016
@jimboot ah it takes me back... Brilliant!
2/13
2016
So ALDI (AU) are selling 3D printers next week! #IoT #geek https://t.co/8wbFqjDCzI
2/12
2016
@ajfisher It does seem to be particularly sharp, perhaps @maxbraun can “clarify”?“My Bathroom Mirror Is Smarter Than Yours” by @maxbraun Must be done! #IoT https://t.co/U1mGMDM36p
2/2
2016
Goodbye friday afternoon productivity… https://t.co/UT0GuVlKrN
1/15
2016
And this is why Bill Shorten failed in his office career. (He also used honey as a whiteboard marker.) https://t.co/FpwnC9pnPm
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1/12
2016
My new year's resolution #pun365 https://t.co/7shGmPf6FY
1/1
2015
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/jDIerHOscmI just earned the 'Merry Brew-mas (2015)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ffW0tfDYxH #brewmas
12/27
2015
@ajfisher taking #IoT to the next level? https://t.co/BcvYHuense
12/22
2015
@mmmhotbreakfast Soundwave ticket holders in for a rough ride for refunds #punny
12/18
2015
https://t.co/rWT0BQWHR0 @eventopia by law YOU NEED TO REFUND US ITS LAW. Not @iamnotshouting or @soundwavefest
Retweeted by John McClumpha @soundwavefest cancelled... now @eventopia stating that ticket refunds are not their responsibility??? #WTF https://t.co/zKZ09uU31q
12/17
2015
Ever tried to paste JSON into the Console and saw it fail? We've finally fixed it (in https://t.co/NoOVFSOnle) https://t.co/I3JCScfEml
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12/15
2015
Thanks to @elastic for a great day at #elasticon yesterday - can't wait to be able to have a play with your graph stuff (hint, hint)Internet of Things : The Smart Fridge https://t.co/OlrfMXIUmZ https://t.co/mplvuIxgMA
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12/11
2015
Insert your card as shown... https://t.co/dXJrcubY39
Retweeted by John McClumpha @samcday all good - and thanks for the great talk, good to get some more insight into @Atlassian (from one of your um ah customers y'know) @samcday word tally from #elasticon Melbourne yknow: 68, um: 10, ah: 11 - although I may have missed a few ;)I'd your in #tech and your not at #elasticon today then where are you? #docklands #elastic https://t.co/6b3LryNVVZ
Retweeted by John McClumphaVal Head: "Animation in Responsive Design" https://t.co/hhJH5ymQU9 (https://t.co/oPzjMWCSYV)
Retweeted by John McClumphaOH MY GOD IT GETS BETTER https://t.co/2KzAPtAkVx
Retweeted by John McClumphaThis. Is. Amazing. https://t.co/CwLoFImBJX
Retweeted by John McClumpha @mitchelmore_j fun aren't they? ;)Heading to #elasticon Melbourne today - preparing to stretch our data to its limits #punny #dadjoke @ajfisher So I've ended up with yet another copy of Make: JavaScript Robotics thanks to @humble https://t.co/Hv9yfe0Nzb
12/10
2015
@Bitbucket major ssh outage this afternoon... no deploy for you @mattifier
12/8
2015
So it turns out the cooling at work was turned off this morning - does that mean we've discovered Schrödinger's thermostat? @ebgamesaus managed to get an order through - but wow that was llaa…gg.g…g..g….y..yyy @EBGamesAus so now checkout is failing due to load also :( https://t.co/C552mP9STb @ebgamesaus not sure if trolling or suffering heavy load #scalability https://t.co/xP1W4v9bJJ
12/7
2015
When Technology Meets With Australian Real Estate: https://t.co/Wu8FJFTRmQ #realestate @ActivePipe #app #Australia https://t.co/icvGWu5mrP
Retweeted by John McClumpha @mmmhotbreakfast surely the ethics of enforcing an ethnics course opens an ethical debate of its own?
12/1
2015
@Domaincomau I would have thought that you would understand the Spam Act of 2003 and honour my repeated unsubscribe requests #spam #fail
11/26
2015
#Friday #knowledgesharing #randomhashtag https://t.co/8Ul3zWTwYgD'oh! I meant cmd-w not cmd-q #UXFail
11/20
2015
Why doesn't anyone make minion eye stickers to allow us to prank coworkers bananas? #RandomThought
11/19
2015
@katja_ghost agreed (unfortunately) @katja_ghost (a good thing) @katja_ghost yes… yes it is :P @katja_ghost "suggestions include reducing personal income tax, abolishing state payroll tax and cutting the small business tax to 25%" @katja_ghost understand - but if it's implemented correctly (in saying that, it's government we're talking about) then it could work out ok @katja_ghost not sure I want to debate things, but reducing income tax needs to be considered at the same time…You can wear cats as gloves. Some cultures call them kittens. #bencarsonwikipedia
Retweeted by John McClumphaMarketing shouldn't be about "you," "your app" or "your features." It's about "them," "their needs" and "what they want."
Retweeted by John McClumpha @simoncoulton but it's a CRITICAL #! HIGH PRIORITY - URGENT!!! @evilsnoofy totally not looking forward to it… guess it's #beeroclock at the office ;) @tagell never ever say never? / cc @decryption @hughstephensWhat it feels like everytime I look at new software introduced by any of my kids' schools https://t.co/KVnpyTdK4L1 Bitcoin equals 571.20 Australian Dollar .. wait, when did that happen? Am I rich yet?
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11/6
2015
This is the official Australian Cricket Orgs live scores page. Hats off to the designer and whomever said yes! https://t.co/vL9qLU2h7q
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11/5
2015
@themaninblue not at all, but didn't spot you either ;)
10/31
2015
Social media 101 for brands... Don't start a conversation with a customer and then vanish... #wd15 https://t.co/nT5OVmjEVbHeading home (no thanks to JetStar who cancelled our flight) (@ Sydney (Kingsford Smith) Airport (SYD)) https://t.co/319Ai11KiJ @JetstarAirways wondering why we never heard back from you Ellie? /cc @michaelmessigThanks to @johnallsopp and the @webdirections "behind the sceners" for another awesome conference #wd15 @elastikos Good luck… we're about to book with @VirginAustralia after @jetstarairways not having anything available tonight @JetstarAirways nope, @michaelmessig and I are stuck here until tomorrow if we can't find something with another providerDamn you @JetstarAirways cancelling our flight back tonight from #wd15"Another thing we got right was to design with data" #wd15Be bold and do stuff that matters #wd15 https://t.co/jd7ApAAYL3
Retweeted by John McClumpha"We get to invent the future" - @tomskitomski yes, yes we do! #wd15 @tomskitomski about to kick off the closing keynote at #wd15 can't waitThanks @silverstripe - one AeroPress on its way back to Melbourne tonight #wd1550litres of cold brew and 36#5kg of beans... Wow! 😵 #caffeine #wd15Finally found the #edge team! Thanks for the headphones! :) #wd15 @katja_ghost that's @mitchelmore_jFor you Star Wars fans: 360 degree trailer on YouTube: https://t.co/ZOVX2CmSOO #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumpha @fu_moo where are you guys all hiding… @michaelmessig and I keep struggling to find you lolSo 'vh' (viewport height) is actually a unit of measure within css #wd15currentColor getting a serious workout in the dev track… one of the most under-utilised styling tips *ever* #wd15beep… beep… beep… "Please just explode already" #wd15Not even the amazeballs MS Edge supports object-fit 😢 https://t.co/Zk8bLAwYXz #wd15"It kind of makes sense, because… you know… HTML" - @vitalyf #wd15Kangaroos with beachball machine guns - class inheritance warnings from @_ericelliott at #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumphaFavour object composition over class inheritance. #wd15 #js
Retweeted by John McClumphaThe sounds coming through the walls makes it feel like we're all playing Theme Park Tycoon #wd15
10/30
2015

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