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CTO - UX Lead for @ActivePipe - self confessed geek - user experience costumier - photography aficionado - originator of online solutions

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So ALDI (AU) are selling 3D printers next week! #IoT #geek
@ajfisher It does seem to be particularly sharp, perhaps @maxbraun can “clarify”?“My Bathroom Mirror Is Smarter Than Yours” by @maxbraun Must be done! #IoT
Goodbye friday afternoon productivity…
And this is why Bill Shorten failed in his office career. (He also used honey as a whiteboard marker.)
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My new year's resolution #pun365
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! just earned the 'Merry Brew-mas (2015)' badge on @untappd! #brewmas
Great, @SpaceX landed the Falcon 9 successfully. What a moment to be alive.
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@mmmhotbreakfast Soundwave ticket holders in for a rough ride for refunds #punny
2015 @eventopia by law YOU NEED TO REFUND US ITS LAW. Not @iamnotshouting or @soundwavefest
Retweeted by John McClumpha @soundwavefest cancelled... now @eventopia stating that ticket refunds are not their responsibility??? #WTF
Ever tried to paste JSON into the Console and saw it fail? We've finally fixed it (in
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Thanks to @elastic for a great day at #elasticon yesterday - can't wait to be able to have a play with your graph stuff (hint, hint)Internet of Things : The Smart Fridge
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Retweeted by John McClumpha @samcday all good - and thanks for the great talk, good to get some more insight into @Atlassian (from one of your um ah customers y'know) @samcday word tally from #elasticon Melbourne yknow: 68, um: 10, ah: 11 - although I may have missed a few ;)I'd your in #tech and your not at #elasticon today then where are you? #docklands #elastic
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Retweeted by John McClumpha @mitchelmore_j fun aren't they? ;)Heading to #elasticon Melbourne today - preparing to stretch our data to its limits #punny #dadjoke @ajfisher So I've ended up with yet another copy of Make: JavaScript Robotics thanks to @humble
@Bitbucket major ssh outage this afternoon... no deploy for you @mattifier
So it turns out the cooling at work was turned off this morning - does that mean we've discovered Schrödinger's thermostat? @ebgamesaus managed to get an order through - but wow that was llaa…gg.g…g..g….y..yyy @EBGamesAus so now checkout is failing due to load also :( @ebgamesaus not sure if trolling or suffering heavy load #scalability
When Technology Meets With Australian Real Estate: #realestate @ActivePipe #app #Australia
Retweeted by John McClumpha @mmmhotbreakfast surely the ethics of enforcing an ethnics course opens an ethical debate of its own?
@Domaincomau I would have thought that you would understand the Spam Act of 2003 and honour my repeated unsubscribe requests #spam #fail
#Friday #knowledgesharing #randomhashtag'oh! I meant cmd-w not cmd-q #UXFail
Why doesn't anyone make minion eye stickers to allow us to prank coworkers bananas? #RandomThought
@katja_ghost agreed (unfortunately) @katja_ghost (a good thing) @katja_ghost yes… yes it is :P @katja_ghost "suggestions include reducing personal income tax, abolishing state payroll tax and cutting the small business tax to 25%" @katja_ghost understand - but if it's implemented correctly (in saying that, it's government we're talking about) then it could work out ok @katja_ghost not sure I want to debate things, but reducing income tax needs to be considered at the same time…You can wear cats as gloves. Some cultures call them kittens. #bencarsonwikipedia
Retweeted by John McClumphaMarketing shouldn't be about "you," "your app" or "your features." It's about "them," "their needs" and "what they want."
Retweeted by John McClumpha @simoncoulton but it's a CRITICAL #! HIGH PRIORITY - URGENT!!! @evilsnoofy totally not looking forward to it… guess it's #beeroclock at the office ;) @tagell never ever say never? / cc @decryption @hughstephensWhat it feels like everytime I look at new software introduced by any of my kids' schools Bitcoin equals 571.20 Australian Dollar .. wait, when did that happen? Am I rich yet?
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This is the official Australian Cricket Orgs live scores page. Hats off to the designer and whomever said yes!
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@themaninblue not at all, but didn't spot you either ;)
Social media 101 for brands... Don't start a conversation with a customer and then vanish... #wd15 home (no thanks to JetStar who cancelled our flight) (@ Sydney (Kingsford Smith) Airport (SYD)) @JetstarAirways wondering why we never heard back from you Ellie? /cc @michaelmessigThanks to @johnallsopp and the @webdirections "behind the sceners" for another awesome conference #wd15 @elastikos Good luck… we're about to book with @VirginAustralia after @jetstarairways not having anything available tonight @JetstarAirways nope, @michaelmessig and I are stuck here until tomorrow if we can't find something with another providerDamn you @JetstarAirways cancelling our flight back tonight from #wd15"Another thing we got right was to design with data" #wd15Be bold and do stuff that matters #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumpha"We get to invent the future" - @tomskitomski yes, yes we do! #wd15 @tomskitomski about to kick off the closing keynote at #wd15 can't waitThanks @silverstripe - one AeroPress on its way back to Melbourne tonight #wd1550litres of cold brew and 36#5kg of beans... Wow! 😵 #caffeine #wd15Finally found the #edge team! Thanks for the headphones! :) #wd15 @katja_ghost that's @mitchelmore_jFor you Star Wars fans: 360 degree trailer on YouTube: #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumpha @fu_moo where are you guys all hiding… @michaelmessig and I keep struggling to find you lolSo 'vh' (viewport height) is actually a unit of measure within css #wd15currentColor getting a serious workout in the dev track… one of the most under-utilised styling tips *ever* #wd15beep… beep… beep… "Please just explode already" #wd15Not even the amazeballs MS Edge supports object-fit 😢 #wd15"It kind of makes sense, because… you know… HTML" - @vitalyf #wd15Kangaroos with beachball machine guns - class inheritance warnings from @_ericelliott at #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumphaFavour object composition over class inheritance. #wd15 #js
Retweeted by John McClumphaThe sounds coming through the walls makes it feel like we're all playing Theme Park Tycoon #wd15 - @_ericelliott #dev #wd15Wishing my twitter client was properly utilising service workers for better queuing whilst the #wd15 wifi bounces up and downThe screams from the rollercoaster outside somehow meld perfectly with @patrickhamann's talk on front-end resilience. #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumphaJake Archibald's Offline Cookbook #wd15"Spinners are acceptable, but always use them in context" #ux perception #wd15"Performance *IS* good UX" - @patrickhamann #wd15Front end SPOFs #wd15Request map generator offers some interesting insights, and potentials points of failure #wd15 @slace I'll keep stalking ;)Thanks @Han for an awesome opening keynote to #wd15 day 2… any chance your slide deck is available somewhere?* Machines“Design Mahines” by Travis gertz - #wd15 @xavier_ho back on (intermittently) now…. timing was so precise though - strange"Let's talk about connection"… and the #wd15 wifi drops out #irony?Content without context is confusing Content without connection isn’t relevant Content without perspective has no feeling - @Han #wd15"That's okay." is the new "That's not okay." #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumpha#wd15 crowd a little tired (&/or hungover) for @Han's fun question this morning @slace looking for you (and headphones)So apparently there's jellyfish in Sydney harbour #wd15 I had planned to share my awesome smoked salmon eggs florentine with the world - But hungry. Bring on day 2 #wd15 @themaninblue totally! Don't be surprised if I snare you for a chat today ;)High-tech Lexus LF-FC luxury concept runs on hydrogen, contains a hologram
Retweeted by John McClumphaKnow what a CSS Haiku is? Check out this fun blog post on @codepen to find out. Then make one! #artTheWeb #csshaiku
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