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CTO - UX Lead for @ActivePipe - self confessed geek - user experience costumier - photography aficionado - originator of online solutions

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We Put A GoPro On A Sparrow https://t.co/fVQJak9xnO
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4/26
2016
@johnallsopp are you planning on offering subscriptions to the dead tree version of Scroll Magazine?
4/22
2016
@telstra will let you know next week if things don’t go to plan ;) @telstra I’ve been in contact with various teams and looks like we’ve finally sorted things - what a shemozzle the whole thing has beenSo I've decided @CrapTaxidermy is one of the most hilarious accounts on Twitter!ahhhhh one of those days - we just noticed the “cleaners” have removed all notes we had written on the windows at the office… @telstra interestingly my order is still borked - any suggestions as to where I should plug in my self install cable modem with no outlet??? @telstra thanks Iain… that’s what I ended up doing after getting nowhere with your offshore call centre
4/19
2016
Dear @Telstra .. I’m concerned that you’ve lost the order I placed last week was looking forward to spending more money with you #frustrated
4/18
2016
“The Future of Design is Emotional” by @daniel_eckler https://t.co/jWKN2EqHgw
4/12
2016
Hot on the heels of the #Panamapapers comes the biggest leek in world history. https://t.co/Az0x9RGQ2E
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4/7
2016
So we were discussing the Google apps dictation UI “Red which means I'm on it in the other bed which is kind of doing something…”
4/4
2016
At least… I’ve found me the perfect toaster! https://t.co/M7lOxWmoFmAre you recycling your used condoms? #EcoFriendly https://t.co/CxBxWrbVSuWell played @RayWhiteGroup well played https://t.co/qZjZ8134Te#IoT for the modern man? https://t.co/gXw1KfXd4g
4/1
2016
@stephenkamos wtf - still trying to figure the whole standing wipe! Thanks for a great show last night
3/26
2016
curl -4 http://wttr\.in Good job @igor_chubin! https://t.co/Bjj8GDWHjA
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2/26
2016
Useful ideas and UI patterns for designing a responsive website with large desktops in mind. https://t.co/J1lHvoQ7yG
Retweeted by John McClumphaWhat’s the term for those “Please don’t use ad-blockers it makes us sad” full screen alerts? (Apart from hilarious?) https://t.co/gZsfDapgeA
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2/25
2016
I've spent a lot of time researching the Apple versus FBI case today. Here's everything you need to know: https://t.co/hJrGtP0KK6
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2/19
2016
@jimboot ah it takes me back... Brilliant!
2/13
2016
So ALDI (AU) are selling 3D printers next week! #IoT #geek https://t.co/8wbFqjDCzI
2/12
2016
@ajfisher It does seem to be particularly sharp, perhaps @maxbraun can “clarify”?“My Bathroom Mirror Is Smarter Than Yours” by @maxbraun Must be done! #IoT https://t.co/U1mGMDM36p
2/2
2016
Goodbye friday afternoon productivity… https://t.co/UT0GuVlKrN
1/15
2016
And this is why Bill Shorten failed in his office career. (He also used honey as a whiteboard marker.) https://t.co/FpwnC9pnPm
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1/12
2016
My new year's resolution #pun365 https://t.co/7shGmPf6FY
1/1
2015
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/jDIerHOscmI just earned the 'Merry Brew-mas (2015)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ffW0tfDYxH #brewmas
12/27
2015
@ajfisher taking #IoT to the next level? https://t.co/BcvYHuense
12/22
2015
@mmmhotbreakfast Soundwave ticket holders in for a rough ride for refunds #punny
12/18
2015
https://t.co/rWT0BQWHR0 @eventopia by law YOU NEED TO REFUND US ITS LAW. Not @iamnotshouting or @soundwavefest
Retweeted by John McClumpha @soundwavefest cancelled... now @eventopia stating that ticket refunds are not their responsibility??? #WTF https://t.co/zKZ09uU31q
12/17
2015
Ever tried to paste JSON into the Console and saw it fail? We've finally fixed it (in https://t.co/NoOVFSOnle) https://t.co/I3JCScfEml
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12/15
2015
Thanks to @elastic for a great day at #elasticon yesterday - can't wait to be able to have a play with your graph stuff (hint, hint)Internet of Things : The Smart Fridge https://t.co/OlrfMXIUmZ https://t.co/mplvuIxgMA
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12/11
2015
Insert your card as shown... https://t.co/dXJrcubY39
Retweeted by John McClumpha @samcday all good - and thanks for the great talk, good to get some more insight into @Atlassian (from one of your um ah customers y'know) @samcday word tally from #elasticon Melbourne yknow: 68, um: 10, ah: 11 - although I may have missed a few ;)I'd your in #tech and your not at #elasticon today then where are you? #docklands #elastic https://t.co/6b3LryNVVZ
Retweeted by John McClumphaVal Head: "Animation in Responsive Design" https://t.co/hhJH5ymQU9 (https://t.co/oPzjMWCSYV)
Retweeted by John McClumphaOH MY GOD IT GETS BETTER https://t.co/2KzAPtAkVx
Retweeted by John McClumphaThis. Is. Amazing. https://t.co/CwLoFImBJX
Retweeted by John McClumpha @mitchelmore_j fun aren't they? ;)Heading to #elasticon Melbourne today - preparing to stretch our data to its limits #punny #dadjoke @ajfisher So I've ended up with yet another copy of Make: JavaScript Robotics thanks to @humble https://t.co/Hv9yfe0Nzb
12/10
2015
@Bitbucket major ssh outage this afternoon... no deploy for you @mattifier
12/8
2015
So it turns out the cooling at work was turned off this morning - does that mean we've discovered Schrödinger's thermostat? @ebgamesaus managed to get an order through - but wow that was llaa…gg.g…g..g….y..yyy @EBGamesAus so now checkout is failing due to load also :( https://t.co/C552mP9STb @ebgamesaus not sure if trolling or suffering heavy load #scalability https://t.co/xP1W4v9bJJ
12/7
2015
When Technology Meets With Australian Real Estate: https://t.co/Wu8FJFTRmQ #realestate @ActivePipe #app #Australia https://t.co/icvGWu5mrP
Retweeted by John McClumpha @mmmhotbreakfast surely the ethics of enforcing an ethnics course opens an ethical debate of its own?
12/1
2015
@Domaincomau I would have thought that you would understand the Spam Act of 2003 and honour my repeated unsubscribe requests #spam #fail
11/26
2015
#Friday #knowledgesharing #randomhashtag https://t.co/8Ul3zWTwYgD'oh! I meant cmd-w not cmd-q #UXFail
11/20
2015
Why doesn't anyone make minion eye stickers to allow us to prank coworkers bananas? #RandomThought
11/19
2015
@katja_ghost agreed (unfortunately) @katja_ghost (a good thing) @katja_ghost yes… yes it is :P @katja_ghost "suggestions include reducing personal income tax, abolishing state payroll tax and cutting the small business tax to 25%" @katja_ghost understand - but if it's implemented correctly (in saying that, it's government we're talking about) then it could work out ok @katja_ghost not sure I want to debate things, but reducing income tax needs to be considered at the same time…Marketing shouldn't be about "you," "your app" or "your features." It's about "them," "their needs" and "what they want."
Retweeted by John McClumpha @simoncoulton but it's a CRITICAL #! HIGH PRIORITY - URGENT!!! @evilsnoofy totally not looking forward to it… guess it's #beeroclock at the office ;) @tagell never ever say never? / cc @decryption @hughstephensWhat it feels like everytime I look at new software introduced by any of my kids' schools https://t.co/KVnpyTdK4L1 Bitcoin equals 571.20 Australian Dollar .. wait, when did that happen? Am I rich yet?
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11/6
2015
This is the official Australian Cricket Orgs live scores page. Hats off to the designer and whomever said yes! https://t.co/vL9qLU2h7q
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11/5
2015
@themaninblue not at all, but didn't spot you either ;)
10/31
2015
Social media 101 for brands... Don't start a conversation with a customer and then vanish... #wd15 https://t.co/nT5OVmjEVbHeading home (no thanks to JetStar who cancelled our flight) (@ Sydney (Kingsford Smith) Airport (SYD)) https://t.co/319Ai11KiJ @JetstarAirways wondering why we never heard back from you Ellie? /cc @michaelmessigThanks to @johnallsopp and the @webdirections "behind the sceners" for another awesome conference #wd15 @elastikos Good luck… we're about to book with @VirginAustralia after @jetstarairways not having anything available tonight @JetstarAirways nope, @michaelmessig and I are stuck here until tomorrow if we can't find something with another providerDamn you @JetstarAirways cancelling our flight back tonight from #wd15"Another thing we got right was to design with data" #wd15Be bold and do stuff that matters #wd15 https://t.co/jd7ApAAYL3
Retweeted by John McClumpha"We get to invent the future" - @tomskitomski yes, yes we do! #wd15 @tomskitomski about to kick off the closing keynote at #wd15 can't waitThanks @silverstripe - one AeroPress on its way back to Melbourne tonight #wd1550litres of cold brew and 36#5kg of beans... Wow! 😵 #caffeine #wd15Finally found the #edge team! Thanks for the headphones! :) #wd15 @katja_ghost that's @mitchelmore_jFor you Star Wars fans: 360 degree trailer on YouTube: https://t.co/ZOVX2CmSOO #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumpha @fu_moo where are you guys all hiding… @michaelmessig and I keep struggling to find you lolSo 'vh' (viewport height) is actually a unit of measure within css #wd15currentColor getting a serious workout in the dev track… one of the most under-utilised styling tips *ever* #wd15beep… beep… beep… "Please just explode already" #wd15Not even the amazeballs MS Edge supports object-fit 😢 https://t.co/Zk8bLAwYXz #wd15"It kind of makes sense, because… you know… HTML" - @vitalyf #wd15Kangaroos with beachball machine guns - class inheritance warnings from @_ericelliott at #wd15
Retweeted by John McClumphaFavour object composition over class inheritance. #wd15 #js
Retweeted by John McClumphaThe sounds coming through the walls makes it feel like we're all playing Theme Park Tycoon #wd15https://t.co/nf4CJkZnNJ - @_ericelliott #dev #wd15
10/30
2015

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