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CTO - UX Lead for @ActivePipe - self confessed geek - user experience costumier - photography aficionado - originator of online solutions

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I've always said that push doors with pull handles were examples of poor #UX turns out they're called "Norman Doors" https://t.co/DEg5D7ntXh
4/22
2017
@rauschma What sort of metrics are you looking for?Burger King made a commercial that intentionally sets off voice assistants. Oh lord. https://t.co/vVOlffUTeP (via @glowgow)
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4/16
2017
Proud to be the 65,528th backer on @BackerKit for Bears vs Babies - A Card Game | Thx @gameofbabies! https://t.co/yuzsxNLqzx
4/5
2017
@LuxuryAutohaus the images on this page - https://t.co/OM4or4VBVlYes that's you @LuxuryAutohaus - you have been using my photographs ILLEGALLY for 2.5 years invoice will be with you soon #copyrightFUCK YOU AUTOHAUS BRIGHTON That thing when you find two of your photos being used without licensing or permission https://t.co/OM4or4VBVl
3/23
2017
@DeployBotHQ all sorted!
3/21
2017
@DeployBotHQ Still seeing deployments fail here with an "Unknown error, please review the incident or contact support." #sadface
3/20
2017
Time for something hoppy from @EvilTwinBrewing while the meat keeps smoking.... (Hop Flood) https://t.co/BTUYRqmwLW #photo
3/11
2017
@JKarmouche Yeah I got one too! https://t.co/sJUGxYFequ @3AW693I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ctBHF9FOZKI just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/DiXxU16LAJ
2/25
2017
@simone_au check out @pavlok... should be able to sort it outData is the new gold, but do we need that much gold? https://t.co/5G9OQlwp9LMark Zuckerberg's manifesto Is a blueprint for destroying journalism https://t.co/S7dZJjTdq7
2/21
2017
Why 2017 is the Year of the Bot https://t.co/91hJ8Z5gw7
2/17
2017
Great Alternatives to Hamburger Menus #ux #design https://t.co/WVP70qno1E
2/14
2017
@_bron_ yep from the @kickstarter campaign - @fontawesome account invites have started going out but they're having tech issues :(Was super excited to get my @fontawesome account today... the loading messages are awesome... but having problems logging in :(
1/31
2017
So... what is this "Design Sprint" thing that everyone's talking about https://t.co/EgxJbeGg8c #productDesignHow to get business value from a design sprint https://t.co/9TKiuOg6K2
1/10
2016
If you're lucky enough to be on @Dribbble, then you need to grab this free pack of #stickers from @stickermule https://t.co/N7lhY6ot1w
11/18
2016
Proud to be a backer on @BackerKit for Fidget Cube: A Vinyl Desk Toy | Thx @antsylabs! https://t.co/Wp4WkF6Mpq
11/17
2016
Can't wait to join top agencies for 2 days of Talks, VR, Networking and Inspiration Overload! https://t.co/DpW4TL370m #AWWWARDSLDN #DesignSooo... @IBM are rolling out a heap of @Apple hardware to their staff... https://t.co/La7XTaklxN
10/25
2016
Getting excited about the doggies first grand final to be televised in colour... #woof #bemorebulldog 🔴⚪️🔵
10/1
2016
Nicole Kobie: How London became the first smart city back in 1854 https://t.co/Ysfn2Phxtx #IoT
Retweeted by John McClumphaSurvival is Success: What the Martian teaches about #Entrepreneurship via @Keith_Hanson https://t.co/rwQzRhgcb0 #startups
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9/20
2016
“A collection of real fundraising decks from real startups. In total, these decks have raised over $400 million” https://t.co/eBCnibj4sNSee what the world's most influential founders and entrepeneurs are writing about - Founder Catalog https://t.co/TmAuqaLr4w
9/19
2016
Dear @acmadotgov can you shut these bastards down please? https://t.co/6UOH3UfsRDWanna be a Bulldog for the finals? @westernbulldogs banner man explains how https://t.co/Si09QSsTL6 #AFLHawksDogs https://t.co/yC0668RII5
Retweeted by John McClumphaThe Bulldogs have not won two finals in a row since '61 when Hawthorn beat us in the GF tonight in '16 we #ReverseTheCurse #BeMoreBulldog
Retweeted by John McClumphaGREAT day for footy 🇳🇱 #bemorebulldog https://t.co/3UMCGM0ASB
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9/16
2016
Thanks @chrisnankervis bidding away on a good chunk of it now to help complete the collection ;) @johnbarton
9/11
2016
SIREN. DOGS WIN!!! 🔥🔥🔥 We're coming HOME! #bemorebulldog https://t.co/TxeZpX3BmS
Retweeted by John McClumpha3...2...1... Sons Of The West #bemorebulldog
Retweeted by John McClumphaWOW!... we're still in the finals! Great work by the @westernbulldogs tonight! #AFLEaglesDogs #bemorebulldogC'mon @westernbulldogs ... amazing effort so far against West Coast - let's make the final quarter count! #bemorebulldogMissed our big launch news? Here it is in 107 seconds. Don't blink. https://t.co/zCdx8oDwgg
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9/8
2016
@foxtel_help @foxtel I think you may have missed the point… check out https://t.co/qiyFsB9dYD #UX @foxtel_help @Foxtel … yep I understand that… that is what makes the #UX shitDear @Foxtel … *this* is shit #UX https://t.co/DxpiddCqNs
9/5
2016
The utter stupidity of security seals: "Ashley Madison Blasted Over Fake Security Award as Lawsuit Moves Forward": https://t.co/BPcTfcdfeQ
Retweeted by John McClumpha5 tips on how to make your login process more secure https://t.co/ZxHEaiukjl
8/26
2016
@stickermule's die cut #magnets - only $39 for 50! #awesome https://t.co/IYc9133iqIHi look at this animation I did for https://t.co/8nb1rmFX1W @coolboxes @amydracula 📦📦📦 https://t.co/U467DSfMyZ
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8/25
2016
@mmmhotbreakfast where's the pollywaffle?
8/22
2016
@JimmyTraffic sounds perfect! Know anyone with some trucks we can all turn up on? ;) @JimmyTraffic we could all bring our kits over and fill the street? ;)The banner. #bemorebulldog https://t.co/Ykzyy1q9vY
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8/21
2016
Coopers becomes official beer of the Australian Open. As part of promotion all players will have to roll on ground first before playing...
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8/19
2016
@citylinkmelb Thanks for still charging us the full toll rate for the inconvenience whilst we are “patient, alert & aware” #frustrating
8/15
2016
Well that's the rainwater tanks getting a decent fill then! #alltherain
Retweeted by John McClumpha @_bron_ ok… so apparently there was a third tender as part of this… https://t.co/PedGIrHEetWhy you should *write* your interface first #productDesign #UX https://t.co/BEOoOuUCXX @_bron_ but wait... There's more https://t.co/CPIRrNvs4z
8/10
2016
Oh wow... #CensusFail #SeemsLegit https://t.co/FdB4vm4DKUDespite all the complaints about #censusfail ... #hugops to the people that are at the coal face ... it must suck
Retweeted by John McClumpha @johnmcclumpha looks like the load tester’s site is still online ;) https://t.co/C9n8x6OnrJO M G…. so who won the tender? https://t.co/pPJZVi15P6#CensusFail still not trending. What's up #Twitter you blocking a hashtag? #conspiracy #census2016
Retweeted by John McClumphaThey “anticipated” 1m users per hour. They're off by a a factor of 5 or 6. The servers aren't responding to pings 3/n
Retweeted by John McClumphaThey hardcoded Census subdomains in the SSL cert, this says they had no concept of “elastic” load balancing 2/n
Retweeted by John McClumphaMaking massive assumptions here, but I bet there's literally nothing that the ABS can do about the load right now 1/n
Retweeted by John McClumpha#CensusFail #Census2016 Say no more… https://t.co/0kxTd57aCoEarly results in for #census2016. WAY more people have the internet than we thought.
Retweeted by John McClumphaErmmmm... I don't think so https://t.co/mQGm5cKLf9can we turn the census off and on again
Retweeted by John McClumphaSo @ABSCensus … about that “Not Possible” failure you mentioned… https://t.co/5y8MRs2nkZYup @_bron_ … total outage for @abscensus it would seem - and now that I’ve wasted plenty of time trying, I’m giving up #scalefailyup.... https://t.co/Zd1JBTgRYg still down for me :( and everyone else it would seem: https://t.co/zuRrUYnJ75 #Learn2ScaleUmm @ABSCensus why are you emailing me a password in plain text? #CensusFail #census https://t.co/gW34CvXPoi
Retweeted by John McClumphaData Scientist versus Data Engineer https://t.co/RoP8qChnrP
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8/9
2016
When a dev says GIF with a soft G, start saying Git with a soft g: "do a jit pull" , 'I found it on jit hub' , 'look in the jit ignore file'
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8/4
2016
What could possibly go wrong with linking names and addresses to census information?: https://t.co/9n7FQK6gzD
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7/29
2016
Massive increase in #SEO #Spammers calling me lately… look out for (07) 3088 7298 - ignoring #DoNotCallRegister @acmadotgovProgress bars are the hold music of the internet, they are not creative. #code16
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7/28
2016

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