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Jo Kelly @jokelly333 norfolk uk

atheist, comedy loving, not very interesting, science loving, sociophobe :)

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Joined Twitter 9/18/10

Cockroach milk is more than four times more nutritious than cow's milk
Retweeted by Jo Kelly @eduqas has anyone else had a problem with their AS/A level drama results?We wish the NHS didn't need RTs. We wish it was just funded properly.
Retweeted by Jo KellyWhen politicians mislead us on matters of fact/evidence they face no punishment. This is unacceptable in a democracy
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Appeals for Andy Murray’s knighthood to be denied until he’s managed to run a major bank or business into the ground.
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The man on right promised our NHS would not exist within 5 years of a Tory govt. The man on left just knighted him
Retweeted by Jo KellyWe already pay for prescriptions, glasses, dentistry... "Free at point of use" means "Free UNLESS IT ISN'T". Tories plan to expand the ISN'T
Retweeted by Jo KellyMega NHS threat: Govt's "Axe Your A&E" programme. STP (don't ask what it stands for) will reduce number A&Es in England from 144 to 40-70!
Retweeted by Jo KellyPerfect storm: Govt removing NHS gradually so nobody notices while lying about doing it. Media keeping public in dark about what's happening
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@PlaylabsMobile cant find a way to change the controls from touch/surface to pc on worldcraft.
Corrections and clarifications: The #NHS is underfunded not overspent
Retweeted by Jo KellySome consultants are earning £5-10k per day in the NHS, but they are not doctors - they are management consultants. BBC should report that
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'There is an expectation I will work after my contracted shift to keep my ward safe.' #nursingcounts
Retweeted by Jo KellyTwo in five UK doctors have fallen asleep at the wheel while driving home after a night shift
Retweeted by Jo KellyWill your A&E be next? Govt's "Axe Your A&E" programme - known as STP to confuse you - will cut number A&Es in England from 144 to 40-70
Retweeted by Jo KellyEvery hour of every day a billion acts of human kindness go unreported. All we hear are the bad things. This cannot be a healthy way to live
Retweeted by Jo KellyThere's national shortage of nurses so let's cut their financial support. Genius, Mr Hunt. Genius. #BursaryOrBust
Retweeted by Jo Kelly"NHS funding is back to the year 2000 as a share of GDP." May/Hunt have hands round neck of NHS & are throttling it.
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NHS service closures to begin, nationwide. Cuts made in the name of 'financial sustainability'. #STP #NHSreset
Retweeted by Jo KellyNational shortage of nurses so let's cut their financial support. Genius, Mr Hunt. Sheer genius. #BursaryOrBust
Retweeted by Jo KellyNHS finances: "There is no contingency for a bad winter or any other major health incidents" say @TheKingsFund & @HealthFdn via @HSJnews
Retweeted by Jo KellyWe've increased spending on the NHS, say Tories. Yeah, right
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.@NickKristof examines 40+ years of history to answer the question: Is Donald Trump racist?
Retweeted by Jo KellyWhen someone does something terrible, the media will print their mental health history. But not their cholesterol, tho it's just as relevant
Retweeted by Jo KellyI don't know that 'narcissism' is quite it. 'Apocalyptically misguided'? 'A hard kick to your own crotch'?
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My top lifestyle tips for 2016: -Wear necklaces and people will think you put effort into your appearance. -have a salad for your lunch.
Retweeted by Jo KellyThe four weirdest, yet very real quotes from @realDonaldTrump's speech at the #RNCinCLE
Retweeted by Jo KellyYou quite literally have no idea what you are doing do you?
Retweeted by Jo KellyThe bad news Theresa May has pushed through on the day before summer recess →
Retweeted by Jo KellyLatest Podcast: Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch on #SoundCloud
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WARNING:- Contains GRAPHIC IMAGERY HT @BellBelltoons HT If Empress Theresa May rocks the pearls @guardian . .
Retweeted by Jo KellyThe media often criticise the NHS yet in every area more than 85% of patients would recommend it to family - pls RT
Retweeted by Jo KellyTories can rejoice all they like, but a public backlash awaits as the #NHS, social care system, & public services collapse on their watch
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A certain consulting detective's 40th began at 4.30am when we wrapped. It continued tonight with fireworks. Happy birthday, brother mine!
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The Health Select Committee Spending Review says NHS funding will not be sufficient The Department Health say 'we reject these findings'
Retweeted by Jo KellyTory underfunding of NHS is clearly aimed at turning free at point of use healthcare into a basic safety net. A poor service for the poorest
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The NHS continues to be the most accessible health system in the world - pls RT if you'd like to keep it that way
Retweeted by Jo KellyWhen worlds most prestigious medical journal has this on front cover= something must be done. #NHS #juniordoctors
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75% of newspaper stories about Jeremy Corbyn 'fail to accurately report his views'
Retweeted by Jo KellyPresident of .@RCPCHtweets Prof Neena Modi to Jeremy Hunt "I ask you please to reflect." #juniordoctors
Retweeted by Jo KellyDr Paul Hobday responds to Jeremy Hunt remaining in post as Health Secretary in Theresa May’s new cabinet
Retweeted by Jo KellyHandy fashion tips for the hot weather
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This vile tweet by @LouiseMensch is astonishingly inept & insulting. The man was simply reporting what he witnessed!
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The new @Channel4 #superhumans trailer is here & it's amazing. So proud to work for the UK Paralympic Broadcaster.
Retweeted by Jo KellyIt would be difficult for Teresa May to appoint a #Brexit health secretary, because the medical & scientific community clearly for #remain
Retweeted by Jo KellyLabour fully supports the call to reverse the reckless plan to scrap nurse bursaries -@hackneyabbott article →
Retweeted by Jo KellyTheresa May: “Mine will be a one-nation government, a union of all citizens, whoever you are*” *does not apply to junior doctors. #Hunt
Retweeted by Jo KellySo @theresa_may had one chance to save NHS but opted to continue with scientifically illiterate privatisation of an unsafe, underfunded NHS
Retweeted by Jo Kelly#Brexit induced recession could be mitigated with a large investment in education, health & infrastructure. Create jobs & up-skill workforce
Retweeted by Jo KellyLeadsom doesn’t believe in global warming. She’s now in charge of floods. May is just taking the piss isn’t she?
Retweeted by Jo KellyWe need a body to prevent politicians and media lying on matters of evidence/fact. Democracy cannot work when we swim in a sea of lies.
Retweeted by Jo KellyBig trouble for Government over #NHS. Serious criticism & red flags being raised by @HSJnews @TheKingsFund @HealthFdn @NuffieldTrust
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Congratulations to our new prime minister! May I be among the first to say "I do not like you" and to call for your resignation!
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@SolHughesWriter @mrianleslie Overthrow Bankrupt Orthodoxies Via Discussing Things Sensibly And Pleasantly!
Retweeted by Jo KellyAn early and deeply troubling impact of #EUref - UK scientists dropped from EU projects
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Unelected prime minister Gordon Brown has "no democratic mandate" without an election, warns Theresa May in 2007.
Retweeted by Jo KellyLife is just one big ball of bloody irony sometimes. #TheresaMay
Retweeted by Jo KellyOh alright, I'LL be Prime Minister.
Retweeted by Jo KellyPassed a dishevelled confused guy earlier, screaming gibberish at pigeons. Thought he was homeless, but it was just a political journalist
Retweeted by Jo KellyThis single paragraph explanation of the financial crisis by Prof Mark Blyth cannot be shared enough. Please RT
Retweeted by Jo KellyUtterly extraordinary how Brexit team in Govt has consumed itself and left the Remain team with the job of implementing Brexit.
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Any mum will tell you teenagers can be uncooperative. Exert your authority by taking away something they like, such as their EU membership.
Retweeted by Jo KellyArrived at hotel in Papua after weeks in bush. Receptionist says; "you are English? Brexit! Very crazy!" Welcome back to the real world.
Retweeted by Jo KellyOurs is the darkest timeline
Retweeted by Jo KellyDid the @Conservatives win their slim Parliamentary majority last year by cheating?
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That awkward moment where you denounce a journalist for misquoting you... and they produce the audio recording. #Leadsom
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To illustrate how crazy things are: I want Theresa May to be Prime Minister, and I remember David Cameron with fondness
Retweeted by Jo KellyLet's not forget we still have to deal with the Tory election fraud allegations!
Retweeted by Jo KellyNick Griffin, Katie Hopkins and Farage want Leadsom. Imagine trying to muster gratitude for that.
Retweeted by Jo KellyWill there be an inquiry in 20 years time into how we lost our NHS through manipulated advice and vested interest? #chilcot
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But here's a rough idea of how many showed up! #norwichstays #EUref
Retweeted by Jo KellyAmazing turnout in the Fine City for #norwichstays #norwich #Brexit
Retweeted by Jo KellyI want a country where you don't promote massive great lies and write them on the side of a bus.
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Junior doctor @ElGingihy writes that Jeremy Hunt imposing the contracts is part of a bigger process of privatisation
Retweeted by Jo KellyDear Jeremy Hunt. This is in big red letters because you're not taking the hints:
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Love and solidarity to the teachers striking today. Thank you for having some fight left in you. #nutstrike #NUT
Retweeted by Jo KellyRT if you were hoping you would feel more hopeful about all this by now.
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I compared Farage stepping down as like a rat leaving a sinking ship, Christoph Waltz said the same, but better.
Retweeted by Jo Kelly @garwboy THIS. EXPLAINS. EVERYTHING.
Retweeted by Jo KellyWant more @ProfBrianCox adventures post #ForcesOfNature? His other new series with @robinince is free to watch now
Retweeted by Jo KellyThat's odd, @DouglasCarswell has blocked me. What did I do to offend the lying bag of shit?
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Incredible: 'So what if we lied, deal with it.'
Retweeted by Jo KellyWe now live in a country where Nigel Farage feels free to wear these shoes. What have we become?
Retweeted by Jo KellyOf all the analyses of Gove/Johnson's fakery and the serious outcomes, This is by FAR the best Via @peterjukes
Retweeted by Jo KellyI think Corbyn will step aside after Wednesday. Wants a last hurrah on Chilcot.
Retweeted by Jo KellyNever in my fucking life did I think I'd be praying for Theresa May to win a fucking election.
Retweeted by Jo KellyI want so much to have 'pirate eggs' for breakfast, but the reality is terrifying.
Retweeted by Jo KellyAgree with this lady. How do our billionaire media owners get away with it? Why are they not imprisoned?
Retweeted by Jo KellyThe Tories are #UNFITTOGOVERN
Retweeted by Jo KellyWhat a load of arse. Who reads this shit?
Retweeted by Jo KellyYou can’t claim that a herbal diet will make customers thinner, but you can claim that £350m a week will go to the NHS instead of the EU.
Retweeted by Jo KellyThe reason for the referendum, to hold the Tories together, was rotten The reason some campaigned to leave, personal gain,was equally rotten
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How incredible that just about the only politicians people think is is honest and has integrity - Corbyn - is being hounded out by the rest.
Retweeted by Jo Kelly(& She's going alone. I hope she'll make friends/ get looked after) #marchforeurope
Retweeted by Jo KellyOn my way. Never Marched for anything before. We need new politicians who listen and think. #marchforeurope
Retweeted by Jo KellyWhen we march for the EU today, we cannot forget the havoc wreaked upon us by Johnson & Gove #marchforeurope
Retweeted by Jo Kelly @Askrigglad Except Vote Leave did. A lot.
Retweeted by Jo Kelly#Brexit ‘has already scuppered #NHS recruitment drive’ at Yorkshire hospitals.
Retweeted by Jo Kelly“I’m a Swedish doctor in the NHS and have never felt more unwelcome”, says @ClinOncDoc #LoveOurEUStaff #Brexit
Retweeted by Jo KellyThe toxic impact of Brexit on NHS and patients alike: EU doctors and nurses quitting since Friday. Heartbreaking.
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