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Maker of software. iOS/Android/Rails/React/Node/Django julius@codecygnus.com Helplessly hopeful individual. Wannabe writer of screens. TV & Movie Addict.

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@joshriker That’s a nazi slogan too the 14 words and 88 gross
8/19
2017
One literally stared at me for 2 straight minutes. Scarier than it seemedJust got harassed by two counter protesters in all black with bandannas covering their faces. Luckily cops following themCar revs engine on blocked off road nearby, half the heads in the crowd turn. Sad state of affairs https://t.co/d7g6lfhFj5Pretty lights in Philly https://t.co/mSEcrwFPIX
8/17
2017
General Kelly watching the press conference today https://t.co/T2ik7FzAjA
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8/16
2017
This show fu— I mean, sells. /cc @ComedyCentral @adultswim @FXXNetwork @netflix @TBSNetwork @hulu https://t.co/mmeA91VeIGSeriously every choice the characters make are totally bonkers, I wonder if this script was originally a straight c… https://t.co/OKhD5sIM3e68 Kill — A whole lotta strangely enjoyable “wut”
8/12
2017
…Ozark Episode 10… WHAT THE FUCK
7/28
2017
But I guess if they got the kid stock options at a SV startup that’s pretty uniq–- oh hey wait a minutteeeee https://t.co/ZSra16TUdBRead: “@triple_byte exploited a naive teenager — can they exploit you, too?” https://t.co/NDi4gnspAhWhy can’t you give the new Doctor Who a chance, nerds? https://t.co/O2eHRMpOD4 https://t.co/aJp7RFkwo2
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7/24
2017
I miss the days when we only had to worry about our White House officials shooting people in the face
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7/21
2017
follow your dreams, you privileged fuck
Retweeted by jpMeet the Thirteenth Doctor #DoctorWho #Doctor13 https://t.co/txHGz9tJEe
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7/16
2017
the awl is good and necessary https://t.co/OWSuUTXJPC
7/15
2017
@boldtitlepete co-staring Dwayne Johnson as the Genie
7/13
2017
I quit https://t.co/7eEXXA0cqo
7/7
2017
Movie Confession: Before I saw The Big Chill, when people said “It’s like TBC, but with…” I thought they were comparing it to Cool Runnings
7/4
2017
Go see Baby Driver three times because, Jesus Christ, what the hell else are you going to do?… https://t.co/a4a5BeoDGk
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7/1
2017
Always fun to remember that Louie C.K.‘s wild ride from Conan to bajillionaire had a nice little stop at Pootie Tan… https://t.co/0derRGpUhT
6/30
2017
@_Jordan i bet he can’t handle it when people type r instead of are
6/29
2017
Read another story. Then call. https://t.co/hxsGOdy16M https://t.co/Uf90fRiIY2
Retweeted by jp"how was the press conference" "fine" https://t.co/xnvRwbdSIc
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6/26
2017
A toast to the heathens at @nprpolitics https://t.co/EmwFwygc3p
6/23
2017
Tried, failed to get past abortion, then cut them all off https://t.co/LUCuwCjMv4 @clmazin suggestion! if/when you see It Comes at Night, it’d be cool to hear you & @johnaugust discuss it in the ctx of mystery vs confusion
6/22
2017
how to fix tech https://t.co/CopaBfpPkdit's not a bus route it's a bus route that excludes people without a smartphone or plastic money https://t.co/KEr5SmrheQ
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6/20
2017
@philyuck “She isn’t, but I think I should tell you something. What do you know about cuckolding?”
6/19
2017
Something to keep in mind today is that showing statistics of racial disparities in crim justice might have the opposite effect we intend 1/
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6/17
2017
https://t.co/Bh1LvpwVCtStatement from @PublicTheaterNY on its production of Julius Caesar: https://t.co/hgUfsX1LhM https://t.co/ywah4pGtJH
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6/12
2017
@SluglineApp I believe so, yeah, if the App Store is to be trusted I’m a dev too so if there’s anything I can give… https://t.co/sHGvr9TJ3I @SluglineApp Hey! I'm an avid Slugline user but I've noticed some weird slowdown & delays when typing/scrolling lately. Known issue?
6/1
2017
@f0go sadly yeah 😔 wasn’t bringing in enough to justify the $1k/yr it cost to run. There’s alternatives though aren’t there?
5/4
2017
Whitewashed films lost their studios nearly $500MM since 2000. Fascinating analysis by @originalspin.… https://t.co/tvACjnhole
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4/18
2017
@dave_perry @jhaberstro I’m not attending but I was considering coming out west to hang during it. I’ll ping you guys if I do!
4/11
2017
Godamnit
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4/7
2017
@jc4p https://t.co/HAriFcjKm5My parents bought me five bags of Stumptown coffee so everything is O.K. now we can all stop panicking
2/23
2017
@jc4p yes I liked it @jc4p this is actually the worst conversation I've ever had @jc4p I think this is like reverse mansplaining @jc4p going to the movies is one of very few things I still enjoy doing don't shame me bro @jc4p the last one made me laugh @jc4p well if it's any consolation it's probably gonna suck @jc4p no idea what you're talking aboutNE1904 https://t.co/I4B6cDMuz4
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2/22
2017
You know what to do, America. It's time to come through for our country. https://t.co/6XJJWMsGjT
2/20
2017
The White House is running like a fine-tuned machine https://t.co/9qgHM1MHEn
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2/19
2017
I'm so comfortable with my masculinity that sometimes I don't even back into my spot in parking lotsffs, whyyyyy https://t.co/CzA5jIoCHzWhat a way with words our new Sec. of Ed has https://t.co/QAJTX44uwn
2/18
2017
I hope Tinder goes out of business but Swipe Left makes it into our collective lexicon so in 30 years the youths use it but don't know whyGuess how many times a day I press the wrong fucking button on this dumb Spotify modal https://t.co/8SB3wP7TW3
2/17
2017
Clip: @ShepNewsTeam sticks up for CNN's Jim @Acosta - & went further... https://t.co/iITXqAzXXF
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2/16
2017
There had better be a LEGO Doctor Who movie in gh works, I need more LEGO Daleks in my lifeAmerica rn: https://t.co/awt6r4binH
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2/15
2017
"I wonder if we'll be here a year from now?" Fucking same https://t.co/0qr0vC3ErPIt was predictable, it had a bad case or setpieceitis, and it was just kinda... boring. Didn't think that was possible.Wanted so bad for John Wick 2 to be good :(
2/13
2017
As if 2017 couldn't get any worse https://t.co/0XllobFDoUBetsy DeVos just gonna tweet through bottomless brunch I see https://t.co/Mf4gRksMQa
Retweeted by jp.@Lesdoggg as Trump is all I ever neededI am a millennial in 2017 waiting for SNL to start on live tv AMA👏👏👏 https://t.co/P8HBmHyNK4
2/12
2017
Must read thread on "death panels" and the ACA. https://t.co/PRnpcfhWfi
Retweeted by jp @realAliceLahoda true facts, i even spell checked @realAliceLahoda is this a dumb idea or https://t.co/8cblx2c6aP @AlexDe_L why aren't you at a barI have no idea why I find this funny but I'm still laughingBusiness partner just ate the orange on his Blue Moon and I am fucking DYING 😂
2/11
2017
@engers @andreasilenzi tbh i can’t even say anything because mine says i’m a writerAt least he's focusing on the twetes that really matter https://t.co/NXqMPGcan2this is legitimately amateur hour. and these people have WH Credentials. https://t.co/ZZCpw0kEkd
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2/10
2017

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