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Maker of software. Unapologetic Democrat. Helplessly hopeful individual. Wannabe writer of screens. TV & Movie Addict.

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Joined Twitter 2/26/09


Fox Studio has been a wonderful home for most of my career - so many amazing people there who share the concerns ab… https://t.co/wr1IcQiJJY
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6/19
2018
@joshriker ouch
6/16
2018
Starting to get some handout photos from our tour with @HHSGov. Here’s the Trump mural I mentioned to… https://t.co/FdGl3TC6Dr
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6/14
2018
To quote Billy Wilder: “Three great scenes and no shitty ones.” To quite William Wyler: “A good script and the best… https://t.co/XuA20HSkrx
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6/11
2018
I’m way behind, sure, but Billions S1 E5, the lead up to Stearn getting arrested had my heart pounding as if I were… https://t.co/8NEvoR7xpP
6/10
2018
Waiting for the jersey to come off in the hallway to confirm LeBron coming to the Sixers next year @AlexDe_L they cover Durant and leave him open, they cover him and leave Durant open. Cleveland’s defense just isn’… https://t.co/QLXOtpERKx @AlexDe_L NahApple’s Animoji commercials are… great🙏 Cleveland 🙏
6/9
2018
This, this so much. When you are hurting, getting that first appointment is functionally impossible. if you can do… https://t.co/LxgQ7libx6
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6/8
2018
wtf is this game y’all so sloppy also, fuck golden state
6/7
2018
@AlexDe_L i avoid fried chicken bc of stomach issues but it’s very phl to have the best chicken in a lukoil @AlexDe_L the place at the gas station on SG??? @AlexDe_L white people because it’s not actually spicy and i know i was just being a fuck 😂 @AlexDe_L i dunno man i had one of their white people spicy chicken sandwiches recently and it was… good @AlexDe_L chick-fil-aWhat if Lois Lane was never fooled by Superman's shoddy disguise, she just pretended for his sake because the male ego is so fragile
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6/6
2018
I reject this https://t.co/RFwLrKD5HN.@PhillyMayor fires back: “Disinviting them from the White House only proves that our President is not a true patri… https://t.co/QKkLXflfyr
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6/5
2018
Good https://t.co/SPe6qKBeTN
6/4
2018
@alicehl_nj i pledge to use this against you in some future political endeavor of yours
6/2
2018
@joshriker except they also had sex before marriage lol fucking gaslighters
6/1
2018
@PFTompkins Says we need a password to access the page but I entered "crawdaddies" and it didn't work?!But obv GOOD > OVO https://t.co/lZqPT2hv2fIf Pusha T gets Drake to hire a more talented writer again in order to drop a Back to Back 2.0… consider me deeply… https://t.co/cafFWXCcAgdrake, a fake tough guy who jedi mind tricked his way into winning a beef over meek mill, a real tough guy, has now… https://t.co/uYai3y334I
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5/30
2018
Trump supporters drink Pepsi and like their toilet paper hung under.
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5/29
2018
Obligatory: Fuck Boston
5/28
2018
@AlexDe_L That wasn't the part I was curious about, you know I think white people are terrible, I don't get what do… https://t.co/lIDkoJu7uAElon Musk is Kanye West for dudes who say m'lady
Retweeted by jpOf all the things to be outraged about it's dumb this is dominating the media's conversationWhat if he's just so incompetent that he didn't know what his own team was doing and so stubborn he didn't bother t… https://t.co/WLXoRS5rOY @AlexDe_L Lol which white people are you talking to
5/27
2018
How Trump's dehumanization works: "He slaps the dehumanizing slur on the least sympathetic subgroup, then conflat… https://t.co/mrgJ5e08Yi
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5/26
2018
Somebody finna get fired https://t.co/SExPFqDckq
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5/24
2018
@AlexDe_L This is a huge stretch sir
5/18
2018
r/NYYankees GDT very excellent after a good old fashioned balk #yankees https://t.co/dRGdveDX78
5/9
2018
give this girl the nobel peace prize https://t.co/bAt95ZZaKk
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5/3
2018
the deep state at it again https://t.co/DsnmcJ29q1
4/22
2018
better coffee than la colombe too get at me https://t.co/6OSXT2us2A
4/18
2018
@Starbucks The police were called because these men hadn’t ordered anything. They were waiting for a friend to show… https://t.co/gQ6HFw3fYZ
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4/14
2018
I've never felt so righteously, thoroughly owned. https://t.co/FvwZOHwepq
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4/9
2018
this fucking team gdi https://t.co/U9BMPOGZJU
4/7
2018
@engers wrong twitter profile in the text when you share it after voting https://t.co/glXJyZ6Kosthis is just how i tweet now get over it https://t.co/glXJyZ6Kos〈( ^.^)ノCheering for @incapecorp in 5th place in #Webby People’s Voice! RT + VOTE: https://t.co/mnQntZgrTwヽ(^。^)丿
4/5
2018
this is true https://t.co/Z3XzWvjVzySensitive white people drama is my guilty pleasure https://t.co/BFwyipk1bH
3/30
2018
How many share my darkest fear? That Trump is so desperate to keep a House that blindly & lawlessly protects him, t… https://t.co/NkOk8A9ISZ
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3/23
2018
More like FML am I right https://t.co/Qbtmrdl2TG
3/20
2018
bible discussion/study meeting https://t.co/Oq12tyJNZQ
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3/15
2018
“hide” https://t.co/Awd5ie74l9
2/20
2018
@Racheldoesstuff Any idea if there will be changes in Philly before I check out StubHub for scalped tickets?
2/16
2018
Love these guys. Really good listen. https://t.co/rV1gvxAL5y
2/13
2018
r/philadelphia vibes https://t.co/YWzUfzCn6F
2/11
2018
I know you would rather not watch this. But trust me when I say you should watch this and continue watching. https://t.co/Tx8iwyaP3U
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2/10
2018
This is epic. On 4th and goal at 1, Nick Foles wanted to run Philly Special (Philly Philly?) He suggested to Doug.… https://t.co/1tqbiiIS7J
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2/6
2018
Philadelphia is like if Boston didn't suck ass. It rules
Retweeted by jpWild night. Broad St was a beautiful shit show, but my favorite moment happened on Market St #eagles https://t.co/GSN8velwHD
2/5
2018
everyone rooting for the patriots is a cop
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2/4
2018
Oh fuck off https://t.co/0EQubMv4aL
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1/28
2018
I, for one, am excited for Philadelphia to be destroyed in the Super Bowlcolypse, guaranteeing Amazon doesn’t invad… https://t.co/4AP8rOwUmsThe grease didn’t work. https://t.co/it0XDv4Nvs
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1/22
2018
:( https://t.co/5wTyeSwaUH
1/16
2018
One quarter of a century on this dastardly planet, let us celebrate https://t.co/0CMLwwLcxN
1/15
2018
@jc4p Top rejection of 2018 so far @jc4p Let’s be brand bros @jc4p Is this a subtweet @joshriker As long as u love me back we’re good @joshriker I love u @joshriker very @joshriker I watched it and lost 12.4% of my soul @joshriker Bad bad gif @alicehl_nj ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1/13
2018
find cat men
Retweeted by jpDude has the patience of a saint https://t.co/z5YYoKqZLj
1/10
2018
I asked Stedman if @oprah would run for President. "It's up to the people. She would absolutely do it." https://t.co/rAficpB060
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1/8
2018

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