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Maker of software. Unapologetic Democrat. julius@codecygnus.com Helplessly hopeful individual. Wannabe writer of screens. TV & Movie Addict.

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Joined Twitter 2/26/09


better coffee than la colombe too get at me https://t.co/6OSXT2us2A
4/18
2018
@Starbucks The police were called because these men hadn’t ordered anything. They were waiting for a friend to show… https://t.co/gQ6HFw3fYZ
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4/14
2018
I've never felt so righteously, thoroughly owned. https://t.co/FvwZOHwepq
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4/9
2018
this fucking team gdi https://t.co/U9BMPOGZJU
4/7
2018
@engers wrong twitter profile in the text when you share it after voting https://t.co/glXJyZ6Kosthis is just how i tweet now get over it https://t.co/glXJyZ6Kos〈( ^.^)ノCheering for @incapecorp in 5th place in #Webby People’s Voice! RT + VOTE: https://t.co/mnQntZgrTwヽ(^。^)丿
4/5
2018
this is true https://t.co/Z3XzWvjVzySensitive white people drama is my guilty pleasure https://t.co/BFwyipk1bH
3/30
2018
How many share my darkest fear? That Trump is so desperate to keep a House that blindly & lawlessly protects him, t… https://t.co/NkOk8A9ISZ
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3/23
2018
More like FML am I right https://t.co/Qbtmrdl2TG
3/20
2018
bible discussion/study meeting https://t.co/Oq12tyJNZQ
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3/15
2018
“hide” https://t.co/Awd5ie74l9
2/20
2018
@Racheldoesstuff Any idea if there will be changes in Philly before I check out StubHub for scalped tickets?
2/16
2018
Love these guys. Really good listen. https://t.co/rV1gvxAL5y
2/13
2018
r/philadelphia vibes https://t.co/YWzUfzCn6F
2/11
2018
I know you would rather not watch this. But trust me when I say you should watch this and continue watching. https://t.co/Tx8iwyaP3U
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2/10
2018
This is epic. On 4th and goal at 1, Nick Foles wanted to run Philly Special (Philly Philly?) He suggested to Doug.… https://t.co/1tqbiiIS7J
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2/6
2018
Philadelphia is like if Boston didn't suck ass. It rules
Retweeted by jpWild night. Broad St was a beautiful shit show, but my favorite moment happened on Market St #eagles https://t.co/GSN8velwHD
2/5
2018
everyone rooting for the patriots is a cop
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2/4
2018
Oh fuck off https://t.co/0EQubMv4aL
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1/28
2018
I, for one, am excited for Philadelphia to be destroyed in the Super Bowlcolypse, guaranteeing Amazon doesn’t invad… https://t.co/4AP8rOwUmsThe grease didn’t work. https://t.co/it0XDv4Nvs
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1/22
2018
:( https://t.co/5wTyeSwaUH
1/16
2018
One quarter of a century on this dastardly planet, let us celebrate https://t.co/0CMLwwLcxN
1/15
2018
@jc4p Top rejection of 2018 so far @jc4p Let’s be brand bros @jc4p Is this a subtweet @joshriker As long as u love me back we’re good @joshriker I love u @joshriker very @joshriker I watched it and lost 12.4% of my soul @joshriker Bad bad gif @alicehl_nj ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1/13
2018
find cat men
Retweeted by jpDude has the patience of a saint https://t.co/z5YYoKqZLj
1/10
2018
I asked Stedman if @oprah would run for President. "It's up to the people. She would absolutely do it." https://t.co/rAficpB060
Retweeted by jpSame, I have to watch it again because I’m afraid I’m trash 😟 https://t.co/1LGH9Tmrk9
1/8
2018
@joshriker there is a god he is the Cheetos mascot dude @joshriker astrology is real
1/6
2018
It’s not surprising to me that a lot of the people registering annoyance or #actually-ing the weed Tweet have male… https://t.co/t8rylkQSng
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1/5
2018
@jc4p Drop him
1/3
2017
Jesus was pro-capitalism, anti-immigration, pro-coal, and a cop. Happy Honda Days.
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12/25
2017
If life truly begins at conception then this baby can legally celebrate her own birth with a martini. https://t.co/BnDjZIbSy8
Retweeted by jp @brianmwang I agree, and find it strange that some communities associate it with some sort of shameThere’s gotta be a word for the thing that people are currently fixated on shitting on others for. 6 mo ago r/scree… https://t.co/PkolN5QungIf everyone on the Internet yelled that I wasn’t allowed to clone video games when I was learning to program becaus… https://t.co/iWKMKROiK0
12/24
2017
Same https://t.co/gKRSG4Qseu
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12/23
2017
@joshriker v i r a l c o n t e n t
12/20
2017
same https://t.co/H61n6HGcRw
12/17
2017
"Sent from my iPhone" https://t.co/IZtuBfBnu7
Retweeted by jpJake Tapper with the early lead for OWN OF THE DAY. https://t.co/DEXYukB8Ot
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12/12
2017
Dec 14 will be a great day for DC and for 🇺🇸 @Wawa https://t.co/5IQvTWDONw
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12/9
2017
Just a member of Congress quoting a piece of blood-and-soil racism by Europe's leading neofascist. https://t.co/mEZKBKgjXG
Retweeted by jpShe just brought up the definition of the world “literally” and is now shitting on the Pope I am FUCKING DYING THIS… https://t.co/Jt07S1pDaiShe keeps telling her US Army General guest that what he’s saying is boring, this is amazing. Netflix was pretty d… https://t.co/hIWSLCexe2Holy shit I love this woman, she is so shameless we can all learn something from her https://t.co/anZtN9DnqTFox News is currently shitting on Wray… a person that, you know, Trump nominated 🙃 They’re mad he wouldn’t answer w… https://t.co/U683HEMPYQ
12/8
2017
Moore to an African American asking when he last thought America was “great”: “I think it was great at the time whe… https://t.co/FhsZUH8bMA
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12/7
2017
LeBron James says he's already visualized how Isaiah Thomas will fit in with the Cavs by playing with him on NBA 2K… https://t.co/LdzU9KzNdG
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12/6
2017
Saw Lady Bird at Philadelphia Film Festival ’17. It was more than excellent. Go see it. https://t.co/iqAnPEP7M7
12/5
2017
Happy thanksgiving https://t.co/fvJyqv7ldS
11/23
2017
@joshriker this is a dumb sentence
11/20
2017
me: just start a new sentence me to me: use another em dash https://t.co/18yUWrAjBb
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11/15
2017
1/ Oct. 3, 2006: A Chicago cop calls 911. So does the teen the cop's gun is pointed at. Here are their calls. Story: https://t.co/89xTVC6RFr
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11/9
2017
Charlotte’s first female African-American mayor https://t.co/YKBNtS0WIf
Retweeted by jpamerica 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️ https://t.co/VyqLguBU3B
Retweeted by jpBoom! Phil Murphy Is Elected Governor of New Jersey via @NYTimes https://t.co/qj6Mq1Z4Ac
Retweeted by jpProud to have been a part of this election https://t.co/wwZywVB0ql
11/8
2017
@joshriker nah that would have been the best 26 seconds of my lifeBest minute of my entire life
11/2
2017
Shocking revelations in the #JFKDocuments https://t.co/87Z8r5jFFR
Retweeted by jpthe human body, often nude
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10/27
2017
Commas are hard https://t.co/fwWZIPDqGU
10/24
2017
Friend Moving Apartments Probably Just Going To Rent U-Haul, Have Nervous Breakdown https://t.co/lv7fyvNhIw https://t.co/V1UJWUQ7BQ
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10/21
2017
Philadelphia Film Festival: Day 1 — “I, Tonya” was so, so good. Frustrating yet very funny. Great way to start the… https://t.co/9dxjbLpw2H
10/20
2017

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