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John Wilker @jwilker Denver, CO 80205

Indie Event Organizer, Book reader, optimistic pessimist, something about laughter. Denver rocks!

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Joined Twitter 2/28/07

I just earned the 'Riding Steady (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! just earned the 'The RADler' badge on @untappd!
@GarthDB wasn’t sure if it would maintain the thread. The redhat tweet you RT’ed.I shared the fifth and final part of my new manager series. This one is the culmination of all the others: on trust.
Retweeted by John Wilker @GarthDB I love that the pic looks like “Don’t let that white girl touch you!!!”I love I when this wallpaper rotates in
#GoCodeco kick off time!! (at @Galvanize in Denver, CO)
@jessicaewest I know where you live! :PNothing like sending a “I’ll be there at 145-2” email 2 minutes before your 115 appointment.
Today marks 1 year + 6 months since I've been at @Google! One of the projects I'm most proud of building:
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Homeward bound (@ San Luis Obispo County Regional Airport in San Luis Obispo, CA) just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 41)' badge on @untappd!
The irony of #MarchForLife and #MuslimBan trending at the same time.
Retweeted by John WilkerMy priest just said to me that part of following Christ for the next few years will mean taking a nightstick in the face for Muslims.
Retweeted by John WilkerBy the way, after today, there better not be a single Democratic vote for Jeff Sessions as Attorney General. Senatorial courtesy my ass.
Retweeted by John WilkerCNN reports that Homeland Security wanted to let green card holders come and go freely, but Steve Bannon pushed back
Retweeted by John WilkerFYI: when you delete the Uber app, Uber still keeps all your data on file. You have to delete your actual account:
Retweeted by John Wilkerand i will match your 100K donation sia - #resist
Retweeted by John WilkerAaaaaaaand still relevant . . .
Retweeted by John Wilker @emillspaugh I’ll take CA, over co. Lol. For driving, not parking lol!!I love California drivers but they park for shit.
@jgamet FAME!!!!OH at Starbucks, “Yes, do you carry boob tape? Yeah, you know to tape them up” on phone cc @jgamet feel like this would make great doodle.
@united not really just dislike your customer unfriendly policiesLove that @united charges for a bag and makes me do all the work, except putting it on a belt.
@subdigital @dlpasco Washington Post here, but same reason. Now seems to be the time to support journalism/ists. @katatwell @united Yup, I fly @SouthwestAir whenever I can. Somehow they’ve figured out how to not suck. Sadly they don’t go everywhere @ntman68 @united shitty business model pricingFucking @united. $25 to check a bag.
I just earned the 'Trip to the Farm (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! THIS AS LOUD AS YOU CAN.
Retweeted by John WilkerProtester tip: apps like Prey will help you remotely wipe your devices too. Change your passwords on your accounts…
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Join the fight for free speech and privacy. EFF is hiring!
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the Obamas look like they're consoling Sansa Stark after Joffrey had one of his tantrums
Retweeted by John WilkerSnow shoe time!! (@ North Fork South Platte River in Fairplay, CO)
Long overdue! #sofardenver just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! #womensmarch has taken over downtown Denver.
Retweeted by John WilkerBefore and after doing some user servicing on my printer. @HP last tweet @HP can’t make quality product. Users have created a six page repair guide for a problem common enough to be a default in google
Just retweet.
Retweeted by John Wilker @jbouie yes please
Retweeted by John WilkerDude, tell me about it. The first Star Wars film makes no sense given what we see in the prequels.
Retweeted by John WilkerIt's all about process and thinking about things differently.
Retweeted by John WilkerSeriously, this turf is beautiful. #BraceYourself
Retweeted by John WilkerNice new turf @MammothLax the meantime, I want to hear what you're thinking about the road ahead. So share your ideas with me here:
Retweeted by John WilkerCome to our hilariously fun Hack the Dot next week at @galvanize on Jan. 26.
Retweeted by John WilkerDonald Trump's Presidential Twitter Account Has a Header Picture From Obama's Inauguration In 2009
Retweeted by John Wilker @scott4arrows LOL! Definitely makes certain print outs interestingPretty sad that google pre fills “Color laser jet 2600n red not printing” and the solution is a 6 page PDF involving taking it apart.#Inauguration Mood:
Retweeted by John WilkerNot at all confusing @UseHours
@DazeEnd up until last year, yes. That problem was remedied this past election. We only had closed caucus’ until thenSince leaving the Democratic Party I’ve gotten WAY more mailings from them, than I ever did in the last 20 odd years“This is Jim. Cocaine with two heads” Tell me more google voicemail transcription @AmazonHelp me too, for breakfast I’ll make a shake out of your apology since I won’t have my order…I really hate when companies reply to mistakes is “Have you done the work we should do? Here’s a number to call” THAT’S YOUR DAMN JOB @AmazonHelp Shouldn’t I be able to rely on Amazon Prime 2 day shipping when I order things? @pgor No real argument there, but I’d still put USPS at the bottom. UPS is still my most reliable. @AmazonHelp It shows that they’re slow. No explanation just didn’t even arrive in town until this morning. USPS is unreliable for prime @bwest interesting, will see if I can find a number. USPS in our neighborhood is the most unreliable POS.Love relying on @amazon Prime, until things go sideways. STOP USING USPS!!!!!
We got Trump because Obama pardoned Manning after we got Trump. Time is a flat circle. Grok it.
Retweeted by John Wilker. @StephensWSJ so… @realDonaldTrump is a time traveler and knew this would happen and told his base? Making me rethink my WSJ subscription.
@gte Would also explain his knowledge of places he can chase Kirk around!Watching Wrath of Khan, how does Khan know Klingon proverbs?
Retweeted by John WilkerPro-life movement is to my understanding both anti-abortion and pro-regulation. (Ironic, given conservative involvement.)
Retweeted by John WilkerDriver Kills Man Walking Near 16th and Blake, Leaves Him for Dead:
Retweeted by John WilkerHonoring the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Happy #MLKDay
Retweeted by John WilkerHe went to jail for us. #goodtrouble
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#Denver: Do you have any information on this auto/ped hit & run (16/Blake) If so please call 720-913-7867.
Retweeted by John WilkerThis is how your iTunes account worked in the 90s.
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7:3 @MammothLax !!!!!