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This one time abroad I didn't have ID to get into a bar so I told the bouncer 'Google me, I'm famous.' The rest of the time though, I don't feel that important.

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Joined Twitter 1/31/10


When you're dead but then you remember you forgot to delete your browser history. https://t.co/pIsf0eLyeL
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5/25
2018
The Great Indian Poetry Contest is a nation-wide English poetry contest. To participate, visit… https://t.co/yRvPF0x4Cb
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5/23
2018
Yeah my balance master @samarfarooqui showing us how it's done. #slacklining https://t.co/WOQqJmLNiT
5/18
2018
Do watch this short film on a girl's first period by @divyaunny https://t.co/dwQqOjUrRs
5/15
2018
Nice one @jimSarbh someone to say the unsaid. #HappyMothersDay https://t.co/lB7fjoGeP4Mother. p.n An individual who can literally smash you over a sock that's lying about, but who will bend themselves… https://t.co/rhRL2K9dzH
5/13
2018
Akeli Awaara… https://t.co/TUQGaMhq2d
5/12
2018
Felt like I just swallowed a bullet https://t.co/AMNJC6tDGB
5/8
2018
Great song @Amanda_Sodhi So glad to hear some alternative hit the streets... https://t.co/DHc5IWQMbF
5/1
2018
True dat https://t.co/NgRIo25PvG
4/25
2018
I will! https://t.co/PfgC64ZlEbPleasure for me is about being myself. The #MagnumxFarahKhan collection is finally here with all of its playfulness… https://t.co/mY7QfLiPUa
4/24
2018
The incentive to kill the witness will rise. The will to report the crime will fall. The cycle of violence will rem… https://t.co/pzx7UQ1FvT
4/23
2018
Here's something quirky yet indulgent! Stay tuned for the big reveal, I’m all in for taking pleasure seriously!… https://t.co/BRpQxS9sZ2 @Gayatri__J @bigbasket_com Oh yeah, thanks for reminding @Gayatri__J @bigbasket_com Heppy burday?Always look forward to V. A. Motwane's movies. He never ceases to surprise us with a new genre 😍… https://t.co/TjmGzS3zZW @Gayatri__J 😘😍 @Gayatri__J That's how you pronounce it phonetically, pls g, get it right!The woman who made your wifi work https://t.co/haes7mCPKe
Retweeted by Kalki केकला
4/19
2018
Sir @PMOIndia can you please help? https://t.co/i5nrWCURcFhttps://t.co/OfIXCz1DygAbsolutely https://t.co/5U5C3tcJWzIf you're based out of Mumbai & are being subject to any kind of sexual abuse/harassment, pls reach out to us at… https://t.co/F9BWW1etIV
Retweeted by Kalki केकला
4/18
2018
Yes!!!! Good things come to those who... act @TillotamaShome https://t.co/UTgkbQNEjT
4/17
2018
Human before gender or religion or politics. https://t.co/9bgrV4f72O#NewProfilePic https://t.co/PUVBsDjL7LIf you can stomach it pls read the chargesheet and understand why not only the rapists, but the lawyers protecting… https://t.co/vsl4yqBXkOCompletely agree. The law is not a threat if it is not being implemented in the first place. https://t.co/WXPHloPIB4
4/16
2018
We received the official permission letter for the march tomorrow. It’s on for sure. See you all at Carter Road amp… https://t.co/F7Ams8z8Pp
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4/15
2018
தோல் வெள்ளை மனசே கருப்பு (my skin is white, my heart is brown) #peace https://t.co/NPam2CdqIjCome on Mumbai.. Let’s do this.. #JusticeforAsifa #UnnaoRapeCase https://t.co/J95pbbCDaT
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाA telling image of today's India. Someone built an iron cage around the state of Ambedkar in UP. And, three homegua… https://t.co/mNvsLn8A8O
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाWill be in Ahmedabad today for @ficci_india speaking on stereotypes and women empowerment. Hope the men will also be listening.https://t.co/FaUzN3YyQG
4/13
2018
The irony about extremism is you fight the thing you hate by becoming the thing you hate. #terrorismhttps://t.co/OFoKyNG6yAHey Ram https://t.co/HX78xoTGxd
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाYes. https://t.co/TaCmwHzWyZ
4/12
2018
💋 https://t.co/ehkvPFw93J @Flipkart I'm constantly waiting to be surprised in life! 'J'ai hâte' I can't wait @Flipkart @Flipkart Euh...'sleek and stylish' is 'lisse et élégant' and 'perfect performer' is 'l'ideal' but why? Watcha upto @Flipkart ? @Flipkart Haha compliqué words. That's cute. Maybe you can start with the simple stuff like 'salut' hey and 't'est… https://t.co/RhNNoBLxS8
4/11
2018
Why haven't homo sapiens been put on the endangered list yet? #environment #needofthecentury Beautifully serious l… https://t.co/SnddhlZaMU😂. But the trailer looks amaze @RaaziHoon https://t.co/yQQuprDCEuLanded in the Delhiiiiii for @Oriflame_India https://t.co/D2HmOica6MSwiss knife! Wow girl, you are well equipped https://t.co/A3kTZGVIQZChilly spray💪 https://t.co/yTy9q0KROO*ouvre but yes do tell https://t.co/9D3yz2Fc7N
4/10
2018
"According to mechanics, walking is a series of forward fallings of our body, guarded against by the throwing out of a leg." - Y. Perelman
Retweeted by Kalki केकला @Gayatri__J Enjoy and be safe @Gayatri__J Next April I'm free😋 @Gayatri__J Kab?Back when I was in college😉 https://t.co/p6pGFzPc6l
4/6
2018
I'll be honest, I've always had big issues with my body. For example, I've never liked how it gets old and then it dies.
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4/3
2018
As @kalkikanmani “bags” a new role as designer with @HidesignHQ, we decode her style in @wkndmag https://t.co/1AhXyTRheX
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3/31
2018
Black Friday is, closely followed by Mukabaaz. Why is GOW not on the list? https://t.co/eAJDjOGoB2
3/29
2018
'I feel like the experience of watching a good play can be equated to a hug.' So well put @thehappydance 🤗… https://t.co/lkAiD3Ekeo
3/27
2018
❤️ https://t.co/Pt9iPCOVtv @TillotamaShome @rohitchaturvedi @konkonas @ADeathInTheGunj @CNNnews18 Oh whoopeee!
3/21
2018
Kabul, Afghanistan, 1972. https://t.co/dknPS2tof1
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3/16
2018
This blush video is a great reminder post women's Day that the cause needs to be carried through in daily life and… https://t.co/RZT0eLWgLM
3/9
2018
Here's my response to @ShankarAnoushka #feminism #ImDone and #InternationalWomensDay I nominate @FarOutAkhtarhttps://t.co/ZDWcPA4ThhSee you soon Abu Dhabi https://t.co/e7XQShhmlfThanks for raising the bar @ShankarAnoushka I'm responding most soonly https://t.co/Q0CEvknJNt
3/5
2018
I am so happy to see #BachelorGirls taking the voices of women to a global platform. Thank you for being a part of… https://t.co/NcEyQeqAjB
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3/4
2018
Thank you so much to all the elves at Kommune for creating this fanstastic festival. Thank you fairygod drummer Sid… https://t.co/jKWzss7Skq
3/3
2018
No one can remind us to live life to the fullest better than her R.I.P Sridevi https://t.co/Occ5WpN14o
2/25
2018
A time to remember... https://t.co/MZ2hbdVg9O
2/22
2018
Broke up with my toxic ex, plastic, and working on my sustainable relationship with stainless… https://t.co/LaVZHR17Iv
2/14
2018
Just the wings I need. Thanks for challenging me @radhika_apte I challenge gentlemen… https://t.co/QrVAFhfisA
2/11
2018
@rakhee_sandilya is there a way? https://t.co/Pxym0IVBkq
2/9
2018
A film maker who should be making films much more often! https://t.co/R6QFmkv2VwSigh. Exhale.🙁 https://t.co/mEPzbMXqjS
2/8
2018
This boss lady🤣😎 https://t.co/n5OwYALxp5
2/7
2018
Ello London, catch us if you can. Atrium Events invites you to private/part charity screenings of Rakhee Sandilya’s… https://t.co/gQOEpIc8aJ'I'm jealous of myself' 😂totally enjoyed this interview sirji @Manavkaul19 https://t.co/w3TpxEhpCjI'm so proud of my sistas, seen them toiling in their Bandra apartment in kaftans cooking and bottling these before… https://t.co/SsIwmd6oYQ
2/6
2018

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