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This one time abroad I didn't have ID to get into a bar so I told the bouncer 'Google me, I'm famous.' The rest of the time though, I don't feel that important.

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🤣whoever made this meme, made my morning! https://t.co/3uj0e6UBSlA rare moment of relief during rehearsals... Come watch our play 'Lucrece' running at the NCPA from 28th November.… https://t.co/Gf1vQvWYxc
11/21
2018
Looking forward to it Superwoman @insia_dariwala https://t.co/8LTMkyTa32The line started from where they were standing. And just uttering their names struck terror. Listen to the unforgiv… https://t.co/QZ9sXwaOyY
11/19
2018
It's a good song! https://t.co/dYU0YiNwpz
11/15
2018
The black mirror episode on Waldo is actually coming true😪 https://t.co/w9IraE4yTI
11/13
2018
Yay! That's the spirit! https://t.co/C68Jy3XZQS
11/11
2018
The innocence in their eyes will put you at ease, until you notice their finger is on the trigger. Coming soon, wit… https://t.co/SwXIjGZCGZ
11/8
2018
I wanna watch https://t.co/ohKH2ZOfEA
11/5
2018
Shukriya https://t.co/wwK974kOvr
11/2
2018
#StatueOfUnity #Statue_Of_Unity #SardarPatel #StatueofLiberty My yesterday's #cartoon for @firstpost Details:… https://t.co/QKY0RmDzpu
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाSomething's are just black and white, like this interview😘 https://t.co/NkExxMYzbe
11/1
2018
👄+💄= 💃 Join me at 1PM on @oriflameindia for a Facebook LIVE session. See you there! #BeTheOne #TheOne https://t.co/L6RgBiTIy7 @kdurai @oriflameindia Rombo nandri
10/30
2018
Thank you @SohailaAbdulali I'm reading it at the moment... https://t.co/m8PqKfGrY5
10/29
2018
In this dark world of greed and deceit, who will live to tell the tale? All episodes of #Smoke streaming now on… https://t.co/5Aj1eIiPoF
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाIt's like Friends, with guns.😎 Watch the first episode on Eros Now...NOW https://t.co/MSMMzg9FHHWatch JJ swear his way through the series. On Eros Now...NOW! https://t.co/LeVijHQiok
10/26
2018
Bhau got some tricks up his sleeve. Find out tomorrow on Eros Now. https://t.co/NCzSWJdP1UGlad I got to work with Tom sir💕 #Smoke airs on Eros Now tomorrow. https://t.co/W0O9Dr4jNfRoy boy on Eros now, all episodes on air tomorrow! https://t.co/0a5wOnw7UWSubscribe on Eros Now. The show airs tomorrow! https://t.co/8cYAeJBOfMMeet Roy, the man who knows it all, played by #JimSarbh in Eros Now's crime drama #Smoke. All episodes start stream… https://t.co/2Yi6zmTNy7
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10/25
2018
Wisdom. Education begins in the home. https://t.co/TV2gyswC8gMeet Moshe the 'Boss Man', a tough task master played by late #TomAlter in Eros Now's crime drama #Smoke. All episo… https://t.co/ynXVgCoIil
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10/24
2018
😘 https://t.co/9BDiAT4j6S
10/21
2018
The incredible superheroes of the real world @insia_dariwala Rahul Sonpimple and Diskit Angmo speak for my last ep… https://t.co/xwssNC4yh5
10/20
2018
@PalangTodh Oh ya. Sigh. Phone was off, for lunch break. @PalangTodh Where? When?
10/18
2018
#AndhaDhun really made me laugh nervously for two hours! So much Fhun!सत्य का आग्रह (Same statement as above, in Hindi) पूरा text: https://t.co/EOpiUved1v https://t.co/GWKHyZTcaW
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाSeeking closure. Full text here: https://t.co/EOpiUved1v https://t.co/WKGSEkBUeR
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाI'd shared this a couple years ago, but no harm in reiterating it in the current climate. https://t.co/8ELkmyQ90J
10/16
2018
@hussainthelal Can you translate this and I dub this in Hindi? It's so on point.
10/15
2018
Facing the flashes... https://t.co/m8cg5jKGq6Tune-in to our LIVE session of #myindianlife from St Stephens College #delhi on https://t.co/JMhPhh5OcB https://t.co/VJsB3yvppk
10/13
2018
Yes! https://t.co/mrJYrQ7Ogg
10/12
2018
Relate to this completely. #MeToo https://t.co/AR0ity7kGyExplainer: What is sexual harassment, and how you can avoid sexually harassing someone. With illustrations also by… https://t.co/eOFEtXdY2j
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10/11
2018
Here's my detailed statement about the completely fabricated, misleading, and defamatory allegations against me. Am… https://t.co/RV0iEBY6a7
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10/9
2018
Excellent thread @chatterboxpb 👏 https://t.co/opWMzADiL2I am happy to share the trailer of my first documentary, Hush Hush,on Child Sexual Abuse and my huge thanks to the… https://t.co/atPBTCi99U
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाThank you https://t.co/bMQb7KfKX9
10/8
2018
Dear women out there I don't know if I can do much but I want to help. If any woman in the jurisdiction of Bombay H… https://t.co/s39TGEn8Wb
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10/7
2018
😍 https://t.co/XTJ0ZvrqsmFire on ice Diskit Angmo talks about the Indian women's ice hockey team. Listen to it here. https://t.co/vHShvvTxIz
10/6
2018
The Goa you breathe but never see! Dark and intriguing, the teaser of #Smoke, the Eros Now Original series, is out… https://t.co/2QFpM5HGeH
10/3
2018
I hope we can save Aarey and use one of our half empty malls for parking instead. https://t.co/UPZOSJRS3IGonna go for this! https://t.co/ghogSSiPZS'We sit on an indefinite protest against corruption, against arbitrary decision-making, against protectors of sexua… https://t.co/eAuKQiDHm9
10/1
2018
When will sex education stop being taboo? This week on #myindianlife we listen to the dedicated 94 year old gynaec… https://t.co/ix5mxJaRfv
9/29
2018
This week's episode https://t.co/J1pNChfmPr
9/22
2018
Really happy to see the very deserving winners here. Loved your powerful words Tuhin, Rochelle and Javeria😚 https://t.co/zQljRFUvjpOmg bravo @Vasan_Bala and of course our main yari road hero @gulshandevaiah 👏 https://t.co/w1kIRcNF7I
9/18
2018
The things so many of us take for granted that many more are still fighting for. Listen to this week's episode with… https://t.co/lJtyX9rRxH
9/16
2018
Such a bunch of fun and bright kids at Xavier's yesterday! https://t.co/E0dB7EgeEnThank you https://t.co/9iHQiyib4q
9/12
2018
@annadoble Haha yes ice and beer, together but seperate.Heartwrenching and shocking @LoveSoniaMovie releases14th Sept. The actors are absolutely mind-blowing and what a ca… https://t.co/0vWqQTb3p3
9/11
2018
@MALINI31923864 😍
9/9
2018
Thank you💜 https://t.co/UZliD4GPzRI can't believe you made a rom-com @anuragkashyap72 😍@vickykaushal09 and @taapsee are lightning and @juniorbachchanhttps://t.co/E8cRLTOoaxThanks for the transcribe 🙏🏻 https://t.co/uCOZLjS96hWarning. This week's episode is heartbreaking 💔 #thekidsarenotalright https://t.co/eur2MC7B2i
9/8
2018
So happy today, thank goodness for the rainbow (and all the lawyers that helped put it there!) 🌈
9/6
2018
Another strong and stirring poem, by @akhilkatyal https://t.co/sZEqFSTFL9
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाBollywood star Kalki Koechlin presents a taboo-busting take on modern India @kalkikanmani https://t.co/V7DwX9gngc
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाGlad we could keep you company on the Monday morning commute! https://t.co/AUlc7QXB8T @Femella21 Thanks Kannita, I'll keep it in mind if the situation arises.
9/3
2018
An interesting perspective on the debate of anti-nationalism @rkarnad for @thewire_in https://t.co/lhZJ9tdrfS
9/2
2018
A male belly dancer, a woman ice hockey player, a Bollywood singer who stammers - In the @bbcworldservice podcast… https://t.co/CX7589G7Gg
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8/30
2018
Did you know that I have friends with different political views than me? Yup we even go out for lunch sometimes, li… https://t.co/pXizGq4SaW
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8/27
2018
Passengers Simone de Beauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre https://t.co/99wpBPAf76
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाWord https://t.co/02IkI5iLrIIt's hard for a man to be looked at by a woman. Women are used to it, of course, but for a man to submit to a woman… https://t.co/sXcjnrmUeL
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाHear hear! https://t.co/1evTfh6igcThank you https://t.co/xBGnMEh4RIBeyond the politics of war, is a personal account of peace. gurmeharrr on this Saturday's episode of My Indian Life… https://t.co/7axiMhvJGl
8/25
2018
@mellamoabhinav Thanks!Thank yee https://t.co/gj1e58wBQQCould this be the greatest newspaper advertisement ever? (via @iamabofh) https://t.co/SUOpbsyg5m
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8/24
2018
@kalkikanmani #myindianlife caught up with the last 2 episodes now. Still as intense. Completing sentences for peop… https://t.co/jglgbKiH10
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8/19
2018
Today’s episode of Kalki presents: My Indian Life is about hugelytalented singer-musician Aditya N. It’s a lovely s… https://t.co/vFlnGe5ZGB
Retweeted by Kalki केकलाHope you catch it! https://t.co/BImTQPvivN
8/18
2018
.@kalkikanmani says, "I realise the political comes from the personal. Whatever strong political opinion we have ul… https://t.co/vAbHsKzzUG
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8/16
2018
Hope I can make it to my hometown for this! https://t.co/qTEgjdYFI4What a great podcast to hear on the eve of independence day.. This speaks of what we are as a nation..… https://t.co/bcq4NjfZtk
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8/15
2018
In a new BBC podcast, @kalkikanmani explores what it means to be young and Indian in the 21st century 🎧 https://t.co/z7qr8RGLX9 via @qzindia
Retweeted by Kalki केकला😙 https://t.co/iXBB68wt4z
8/14
2018
Super thrilled to announce that RIBBON World TV Premier will be on 18th August, 9 PM @StarGoldSelect Do watch it an… https://t.co/4uDAc0rGis
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8/13
2018
Our podcast is also on #SoundCloud today we have the gusty and articulate Mallika Taneja https://t.co/QCzX2QBtaI
8/11
2018
So depressing. Can we please stop buying and throwing away so much plastic? #plastichimalyas https://t.co/fVd1E4ojlN
8/9
2018
Sea otters hold hands while sleeping to prevent them drifting apart. https://t.co/xQEqhdKj8s
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8/8
2018
@dhanyarajendran 😅😂
8/5
2018
@ArtistryBuzz @KalkiKanmaniFC @kalkikfc @KalkiKoechlinFC Dayum that was fast! I was there like half an hour backMy first podcast! Have a listen to episode 1. There will be a new episode every Saturday. https://t.co/3FxvEEyme1
8/4
2018
The skateboarders girls😍 https://t.co/e2x1nMY45S via @quartzatwork
8/3
2018
😚 https://t.co/UruSfQtk4t
8/2
2018
Capturing the monsoon glow with Bokeh effect on my #NoOrdinaryBeauty #Honor9N 😘 @HiHonorIndia https://t.co/xKHM2EPEe7
7/30
2018

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