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Katie @Kater_tot Brooklyn, NY

I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood

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Joined Twitter 4/23/09

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@hassankhan just scream "bomb"“Look at that, you son of a bitch." https://t.co/JyeiOV7lgv
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2/6
2016
Rapping the Pras verse in Ghetto Superstar to Abner bc he's the only one here who gets it.Don't be a hard rock, when you really are a gem.I wear my chains under my tees like @kanyewest. https://t.co/KKu1rKPQJScc @Jessica_Effect 😧"...reduction in the rate of contraceptive continuation & an increase in the rate of childbirth covered by Medicaid" https://t.co/rkK5WwJaxrIn light of GS cookie season, here's a repost: Girl Scouts choose transgender girls over $100,000 donation https://t.co/HmtIyWs0mkThere aren't enough Jeb! vines in my TL. Please send all Jeb! vines to @kater_tot at your earliest convenience. Tyvm https://t.co/nofYZGpL4EAbbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer discuss their raunchy and joyful TV comedy @broadcity, on @NewYorkerRadio: https://t.co/acmNL8lBK7
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2/5
2016
When your gay gentlemen friends steal your phone and go through your private selfie album and judge your boobs https://t.co/JPU9KUv5giMake me get spiritual Make me believe in miracles, Buddhist monks and Cap'n Crunch cerealI have approximately 1000 draft tweets, and I'd rather die than send them all out. Rather. D i e. @Ziweeee Saaame. I went from R when I first activated to PG-13 now that I've met many tweeps IRL. Less anonymity ruins the fun. @kylef @lastbadasstion @montoyan @cluo21 It was gifted! That's sweet and I would be elated to have both. Save best for last: eat M&Ms first!Steph Curry. https://t.co/RMDWAjPRo5
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Retweeted by KatieMusic therapy can reduce pain and anxiety, & improve quality of life for people w/dementia https://t.co/kBGQOHvHiE https://t.co/KGyxRvKSkJ
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2/4
2016
@hgwnyc or look pretty to roll around in your bed with your dog and send suggestive selfies to your bf @naufalsanaullah All day! https://t.co/WzXh4u1md7 @noahsolo Ahhhh have fun! You guys will love it!I used to cherish my daily J train naps when I worked downtown. THANKS A LOT, NYC SLASHERS! 🔪"NYPD has announced napping is no longer allowed on subway trains and police are going to start waking people up." https://t.co/WytGItP4Vb @darth @margarita @_ChelleShock the happiest twitter moment to date! @jessica_effect Relevant to your interests (also dope af): Intel hires more women, pays them as much as men in 2015 https://t.co/WPaQg0dsYiCDC Says Women Shouldn’t Drink Unless They’re on Birth Control. Are They Drunk?!? @Slate https://t.co/ys5IgtsFaM
Retweeted by KatieThese are children, people. Children. And they are Americans. They are us. They are our future. https://t.co/aBizrhMDdi
Retweeted by Katie @naufalsanaullah BOOM. Pre-sale already sold out! But tune in tomorrow when yo girl successfully cops tix
2/3
2016
@noahsolo @hgwnyc Nothing is wrong with his peen, you guys. He just had mildly protruding red rocket.Tfw you get dickpics from your bf but it's actually a photo of your dog's peen bc of a health concern...White House Proposes $1 Billion Fund To Combat Opioid Abuse https://t.co/EQQ4Xmr60v
Retweeted by KatiePeace in Syria can’t be far behind. https://t.co/G4FtCdH3Fr
Retweeted by KatieAward-winning animated short is a lesson in self-love & finding someone who understands & loves you unconditionally https://t.co/AlbplAlvrCWhen Science backs up your emo musical choices... https://t.co/6egADP2Mnk @darth Give Twitter your address. https://t.co/JoqEtEzeiI @jvposter It was not, but @naufalsanaullah claims it's Eminem's best..That awkward moment when you pull out your headphones and this song continues to play aloud in a full elevator https://t.co/EIALXrVEuw
2/2
2016
Love replacing all of your caucus tweets with "carcass" instead.Trump is not the president we need, but come on, he is definitely the president we deserve.
Retweeted by KatieMood: https://t.co/xVXzLoAAU7Almost as bad as being poisoned by the government you fund https://t.co/g3SwSn9uvG
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2/1
2016
@georgepearkes @thedogist Abner is slightly better groomed than Rambo. They both still cute tho. https://t.co/nAS5V9eSXF
1/30
2016
The #GilmoreGirls Netflix revival is official: https://t.co/U6P4UZlZ7K https://t.co/gptpu98z4Y
Retweeted by Katie"I'm not trying to be Aristotle right now. I'm just talking to you." @noahsolo #bigotnuggets @noahsolo I know you meant to link this to me. I'll start the nugget diet (8 nuggets q4-6h) you in Feb if you want. https://t.co/v05L2FhHvJ
1/29
2016
@naufalsanaullah He could have at least offered me a hot meal! The female pedestrian struggle is real tho.Tempted to take a dentist selfie but it would go against all of my anti-dentite rules. @jp730 Girrrl. Champs and/or prosecco then bring your sharpie and we'll vandalize NYC. #classyJust men? https://t.co/KKPawDq6tg @naufalsanaullah Watch this. The @KingJames comment at the end is hilar. https://t.co/TfMqaWxtrB @A_MICHELLI It won't be a bball sized box as it will be deflated 😝 @naufalsanaullah @A_MICHELLI Happiest of bdays to you, Mr. Tones! Come to NYC soon and I'll treat you to some pork buns. @LawOnHighHeels Fur balls are everywhere! From Furla to Fendi-- everyone wants to look like muppets! I don't hate it, but it's not my style. @polly Related note: My elderly neighbor lady used to hand make Barbie clothes for us! Our Barbies were swaggin' in (knitted) couture. @polly @noahsolo Great work! @noahsolo I wonder if the petite Barbie will also have difficulty buying pants and skirts that aren't too long and shirts she can't fill out @ninjypants lols
1/28
2016
"Drop the top, 'Bron!" 😂😂😂 Vince Staples Provides Honest Critiques of NBA Players' Style https://t.co/A6Z6G5Lfih @AhmedShahyan Same cat? https://t.co/mLXCHPFMFP @_davidturner_ haha yes you do! And if I tweeted it, I could intend to induce guilt but would only be kidding myself. Woe are we. @_davidturner_ SOML TBH @MotionToStrike @darth It's true. I'm still reluctant to fix this mess https://t.co/mHbjRSIXWDOnly in NYC can you order takeout to your bar and eat it with your dogs sitting on the same table. ❤ https://t.co/iSVIxb2vWj @gayannsmith Have you seen the latest of your grandpup? Try saying no to those puppy dog eyes. https://t.co/15icLUf04UOMG hard rock*** not hard Rick. That's weird.All of the dog bars in BK play hard Rick and it's really unfavorable. @naufalsanaullah U buy tix! But I'm on call tmw night 😑😑😑 @donalderyan IDK about you, Don, but I never considered that "play" whilst working.Here I'm am, all trying to work and be productive and I'm being majorly distracted by buttplay in my TL.Trigger fingers turned to Twitter fingers!*3rd* https://t.co/4MEXm9hmlq
Retweeted by Katie😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/WLpdBe8c1G @hassankhan People like myself and @noahsolo aren't pleased with tweets like this. Do you know our STRUGGLE with food, Hassan?!Me listening to work when that island beat starts to hit #rihanna https://t.co/F0osWdTovU
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1/27
2016
For real tho https://t.co/FzG8xyW8cZ @donalderyan I love Olds and Olds love me. We will all be there someday, so understanding and empathy for that demo is important, Donald!And not one mention of NPs! I'm certified in Geriatrics but some states don't even recognize that specialty for NPs. https://t.co/25kEi9DjsAThere's only a tiny blurb here about what could potentially be the solution. https://t.co/gizh6cYV3c @katearoni2 Never too early in the week imo. @ryanbskis My mistake! Carry on.Only weirdo sexbots liked tweet. I suppose that is what #twitterafterdark has become.Bring back #twitterafterdark before I met any of you IRL where we were all young and indecent.I've been saying this (to myself) and feelin' this look for yeeears. https://t.co/Mh4vYQYmBaDiversity makes us smarter - Scientific American: https://t.co/P6hLKT116Y
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1/26
2016
@BagelofDeath @darth Clowney Face may or may not be my neighbor.Clowney Face! @darth https://t.co/YWn5L5612FPhotographing Brooklyn's Adorable Feral Cats (cc @lastbadasstion) https://t.co/R44klpi8ZQDiscovering obscure hip hop tracks through meme videos on Instagram is my new favorite Millennial pastime.Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor https://t.co/QWUfsLrnci
Retweeted by Katiejust sitting here thinking about that planned parenthood indictment outcome https://t.co/4r5IO1gid9
Retweeted by KatieLOLs https://t.co/SdcvNFS1G6 @The8bitlife Her* and YES!It's come to my attention that the office loud-talker also has the loudest ringtone. We get it. You work! @notsalome One would think this is obvious, but the marketing for these supplements is out of control. @notsalome It's really ridiculous and great to see this is being investigated. The optimal way to improve micronutrient intake is directly. @naufalsanaullah Fascinating but demoralizing. Aside from Captagon consumption, I didn't even consider where those funds were distributed.#unclelarry https://t.co/xeqX9NbXyQ
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1/25
2016
#Sundayblues https://t.co/Nz68ka4jSJ
1/24
2016
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