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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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#ShapeShifting 👽 to fit the curve in #WestOZ, scanning for dark shapes 🦈 in photo 2, and… https://t.co/MxSHFeB5Ne
3/27
2017
#Straya. Fun to play with the lizards in these parts. I tried to show it live yesterday but my… https://t.co/BBBvhKxbGZHey scout...can you draw a picture of me? #UncannyResemblance @lukemun aprilmun https://t.co/6570A8Mom9
3/24
2017
Hiding from the crowds and sun on the #GoldCoast last week. https://t.co/ElYpaKeqTOA past, present & future of chasing waves with @kellyslater. Look into @wsl event, Snapper Rocks. #continuancetour https://t.co/MAI84k3yDc
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3/22
2017
Starting in 10 minutes. Watch live here - https://t.co/l3BVEHWiYV @wsl https://t.co/eVNitdlXFtHappy BDay yesterday, brock.little. Miss you, man. #RIP https://t.co/YO9rDPBcqb
3/18
2017
#Tournotes is now covering my former unicycle career when I actually rode one to school when I… https://t.co/UcKlnLDuzN
3/16
2017
A few warmups the other day at Snapper courtesy of @swainton. #WhosReady for the wsl year to… https://t.co/07oYLDIHHe
3/14
2017
Lost a few good dudes last year. Thanks wsl for honoring them tonight. 🙌🏽 https://t.co/gOaOrPBctC
3/11
2017
Simple times with jackjohnson last week. We might've even found a few tubes along the way. https://t.co/m9975ZbpEo
3/10
2017
@chris_bertish just paddled, unassisted, 4500kms across the Atlantic Ocean from Morocco to… https://t.co/bwhlGeqFptCheck out @kellyslater and friends coming together on the North Shore to explore our new collection!… https://t.co/DknM4B0RX2
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3/9
2017
@JamieBrisick brings us "Following Kelly: Part Three", a look into travel with @KellySlater. Read Here:… https://t.co/0PzpGSURBz
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3/6
2017
All sizes of It's Not OK tee's are once again available. Get yours before they run out! https://t.co/NgFywDtnxHhttps://t.co/MojNE7jE6O
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterAnd we're off. Barrels galore. :) https://t.co/E82K2SSIl7
3/3
2017
Checkout my tractor at the #SurfRanch. It came with the property and actually drives pretty… https://t.co/CSwq2noF1s
3/2
2017
Crazy to think when I was a kid that guys would regularly be riding waves like this one of… https://t.co/pKG3UoPEIs
2/28
2017
Been sitting on this for a while. The only way I could think of to get my mom barreled! Thank… https://t.co/VpFfbMXexmBeen sitting on this one for a while. Always wanted to get my mom barreled. This is the next… https://t.co/bnvHRaJ8Sa
2/26
2017
Please say what you feel you need to say to me below. I promise I'll read all the comments and… https://t.co/XH0E9DoCsr
2/25
2017
100% of our sales in the #ITSNOTOK @outerknown_live campaign will be donated to charitable ocean… https://t.co/bgAks7jznrWe'll let @KellySlater handle the introduction. 100% of profits go help clean and protect our ocean... #ITSNOTOKhttps://t.co/9YRKmstTwJ
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2/21
2017
the_jakedavis suffers from a rare spinal disorder called #AVM causing him crazy pain and grief.… https://t.co/D8UPIQrRGQ
2/20
2017
"He taught the boys how to drink beers and how to treat ladies. He was good at both. If we… https://t.co/nuGKCYC1dA
2/17
2017
Been on some adventures with my Valentine. Today's another one but not so glamorous...she's… https://t.co/dMF1DSZPSTThis is my #TruckerToughChallenge pic for trucker_boy_dukes, a 3 year old boy fighting cancer.… https://t.co/B0DJ7nYKtW
2/14
2017
Today is unfortunately remembered as the day our good friend, #ToddChesser, passed away surfing… https://t.co/bBBiICNzFC
2/13
2017
Birthday wishes at #Club15 #ATTProAm. Thanks everybody! https://t.co/zori4wxAX9
2/11
2017
Anyone else see a knee down and no challenge? #SuperBowlThe thing is #TomBrady is so good you just know he's gonna pull it off.Funny how nice and inviting a scary section at Backdoor can look in pics. Not sure who it was… https://t.co/szclvVG3Y2
2/5
2017
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2/3
2017
Inspiration from Japan. Pit-stop with @kellyslater in Hawaii. Sustainability across the board. Spring 2017 is here!… https://t.co/Kbi8OxA8R0
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2/1
2017
surfnavarro's photo https://t.co/vURSl6uRrR Chile is burning. What can be done to help from afar?
1/31
2017
Looking forward to playing #PebbleBeachProAm next week! https://t.co/AtIUMj6IJH
1/29
2017
Late notice but if you happen to be in Kona tonight rush over to the #KSFF Kona Surf Film… https://t.co/WDZNFzhZOF
1/28
2017
#BigIsland textures https://t.co/qvsLKAwsKL
1/25
2017
Repost from @brentbielmann of last week's Pipe swell. I didn't get many but a couple were nearly… https://t.co/ttd88SyCng
1/24
2017
With @taylor_knox in Barbados in 1988 for a US Team event. I remember playing golf with crabs… https://t.co/H9GaLtW2cW
1/23
2017
Someone sent me this today. Funny to see old photos you can barely remember. I get a few of… https://t.co/GZMNwhG8X4
1/21
2017
Today is a symbolic day. To acknowledge that, we (@outerknown_live) are donating 100% of today's… https://t.co/HMY8bmLGHHHe didn't come thru on a lot of campaign promises but I always liked this guy. Gifted speaker,… https://t.co/OJ3qACeWIn
1/20
2017
Hopefully this isn't #FakeNews and people are really waking up enough to see that the… https://t.co/Xo1sUS1TjU
1/15
2017
Thanks @easternsurfmag and my old crew back home for the cover! I think #TomDugan took this but… https://t.co/ZvSFQ8MuTC
1/14
2017
My first #MannequinChallenge. A little late to the game but we shut down banzaisushibar for the… https://t.co/1hBzGYAJmI
1/7
2017
Mornings https://t.co/uD2qb6e2h2
1/4
2016
Judging by our #FaceSwap, if #JohnCReilly and I were to clone kids at the same time in the same… https://t.co/nTjosbVcYv
12/29
2016
#CarrieFisher as #PrincessLeia by @virusinvader. R.I.P. https://t.co/l9b4uk9wGo
12/28
2016
Just posted a photo https://t.co/HwxjYH8ktI
12/25
2016
Standing waves at Waimea. And @whoisjob has this thing wired. Fun to be a #RiverRat again after… https://t.co/GVYLKxVRJx
12/23
2016
Sometimes you just need one before you end your day. #OneWaveSession before dark last week. https://t.co/Exv9sxw2qM
12/22
2016
Can't believe it's been a year since we put out the first clips from the kswaveco #SurfRanch.… https://t.co/jXlY9taE8hMorning has broken. @ Pipeline, North Shore Oahu, Hawaii https://t.co/ad8MOi7NjE
12/17
2016
Slash top from yesterday's #PipeMasters heat. Board felt great so I just wanted to take a minute… https://t.co/qxObXLz994
12/15
2016
Sickest session ever today. Rare to get a day with nobody around at any break on the north shore… https://t.co/slRSn6Qh4I
12/11
2016
@IanJamesPoulter I'm forever baffled when pros blame cameras/movement for a bad swing (let alone 4 of em).
12/9
2016
No shame in my selfie game. Working on style points for the #PipeMasters this week. Not sure who… https://t.co/cF8En7NVzX
12/8
2016
Always an honor and humbling experience to share the circle at #TheEddie with the craziest crew… https://t.co/pBpnN06PTm
12/2
2016
My foot (I think) getting pitted. Photo: bboymaui. https://t.co/qh9ppROHyB
11/30
2016
Who didn't love @StarWars as a kid (or adult) and imagine themselves living out parts of the… https://t.co/Y01eWDBy7r
11/29
2016
Morning https://t.co/Qfcfq4lcAV
11/27
2016
#SaveTheVaquita. How cute are these guys (sans net)? There are only about 60 of these smallest… https://t.co/uol0oKNIxR
11/26
2016
Made it on Jeopardy. 🤓#WhatIs🏄🏽 https://t.co/p4uFMaYPUUToday is #WhiteRibbonDay, a day to educate and raise awareness about violence against women. The… https://t.co/D9OZkbCdi8I am the voice of Alice. You too can #BeHerVoice. Together we can break the silence. We must stop the violence.… https://t.co/kPot1Ml1NT
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11/25
2016
Final chance to win a trip to Fiji with me and Shane Dorian. Enter here - https://t.co/JGecDvc5nj https://t.co/tD0ARHxNej
10/27
2016
Last chance for you to win a week in Fiji with me and Shane Dorian. Enter here - https://t.co/AESrgoxTaj https://t.co/JkgYI7cwyz
10/26
2016
You could come to Tavarua to enjoy a week of surfing with me and Shane Dorian. WIN HERE: https://t.co/HGWgbv14HK https://t.co/0Frrk8FlNh
10/20
2016
Shane Dorian and I are taking you to Fiji. Let's get some waves and sunshine. WIN HERE: https://t.co/rPCJy1CPG3 https://t.co/h7D1vkwJT7
10/13
2016
YOU could hang with me & Shane Dorian for 6 days in FIJI, flights & hotel included! WIN: https://t.co/duvXINJeU8 https://t.co/6MHUHXIpTv
10/7
2016
Great night with these dudes. Thanks for making this happen, pmtenore! #ApoliticalProcess art… https://t.co/kk07lo5ovQ
9/22
2016
Two years ago I watched the movie #Blackfish and was appalled to learn what my gut already knew… https://t.co/ceJC4C45lQ
9/21
2016
Apolitical Process A vision by Kelly Slater, Curated by PM Tenore. Featuring Bruce Reynolds,… https://t.co/DZJistBBzsFull array of beach findings in wax. https://t.co/hZ9EbKRO98I want to send condolences to friends and family of #ToddEndris who unfortunately succumbed to… https://t.co/ka4ZLyDYlB
9/19
2016
😳 Maybe i owe Spencer a wave at the Surf Ranch!? (Not) Sharing a few years back at Rincon. I'll… https://t.co/aPA35NcBWCAmen, #Spock...Ahead of our time. If you were to create a belief system for people to follow,… https://t.co/S6oM4hJHtK
9/16
2016
RIP my friend, rory_808 (2nd from right). Man...what can I say? It's painful to see so many… https://t.co/v1hhbqmQ8m
9/13
2016

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