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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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Dead tired from a full day at #SurfRanch. Looking forward to more closeouts tomorrow. @ Reyna's… https://t.co/nLdavxGVcE
4/19
2018
Had a blast surfing with @drewbrees at #SurfRanch the other day. We even ran a #FleaFlicker on a… https://t.co/PSaJvcJbN3
4/14
2018
Meanwhile at #SurfRanch, last wave of the day. Slightly onshore half of the time today. Water… https://t.co/Vg4SNSooQd
4/11
2018
wmorris4...I’m gonna miss you, buddy. I just received the sad news that #WillyMorris passed away… https://t.co/pRpDeSw5b9
4/10
2018
Stop what you’re doin’ and go #CheersMick by watching his last ever heat at the… https://t.co/rwVasVsjZz
4/4
2018
#TheOnlyGunYouNeed short by @outerknown_live. A lighthearted take on a heavy subject. Before you… https://t.co/Ir20eZtluH
3/24
2018
To all my friends around the Newport Beach area. #ItsNotOK https://t.co/ICzbRBmzan
3/23
2018
#Cymatic(s) is the study of wave phenomena, esp sound, and their visual representations. YouTube… https://t.co/QSLVFfgcWB
3/18
2018
Congrats to @lakeypeterson and @julian_wilson for their wins in yesterday’s #QuikProGoldCoast to… https://t.co/jnjhxS3PcY
3/16
2018
Repost from gotfilm...one of the best surf days of my life in Portugal. toddglaser and I knew it… https://t.co/OXABGJGX4B
3/15
2018
Happy Birthday to #AlMerrick! Love you like a dad. The world’s a better place for having people… https://t.co/NGRJ6YSnGwI have officially withdrawn from the #QuikProGoldCoast. For many months, my gut feeling has been… https://t.co/l5BuEK9cbmWe are having our big winter sale/first sale of the year at @outerknown_live through midnight… https://t.co/tYZ2A8UJSJ
3/11
2018
This was heartwarming to receive...Thank you to everyone supporting me on the Gold Coast all… https://t.co/O7WBdVq1WQ
3/10
2018
Our big winter sale just got more bitchin’. But that means some best sellers are starting to disappear. Get in befo… https://t.co/D6cz5ZY5BZ
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3/9
2018
Our Big Winter Sale is going strong and to make things a little easier, we've broken it down into categories. Check… https://t.co/tWFhcbWkem
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3/8
2018
Our first sale of 2018 is here and we're marking down Fall and Winter '17 products up to 60%. Winter clothes on sal… https://t.co/cgulMcFRQS
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterA Hui Hou, #GeorgeDowning. It was an honor to surf on your call when #TheBayCallsTheDay for over… https://t.co/TlKoLNzKTU
3/7
2018
I was stoked to be in @MichelobULTRA's Super Bowl ad, and now I'm even more excited to announce that I'll be the am… https://t.co/zL1WS3WvM2
2/26
2018
Two years today since brock.little checked out. If you knew Brock, this picture sums him up… https://t.co/JCaGcJV737
2/18
2018
My partner in crime...my boo...my valentine. Love you! ❤️ https://t.co/DS6arcCk0HCongrats to my @omaze winner Natalie R. who will spend the day at the #SurfRanch. Thanks for supporting… https://t.co/KXQdhUC1Mf
2/14
2018
Let me try that again...congrats @shaunwhite on America’s 100th #WinterOlympics #GoldMedal on… https://t.co/kvLShBjbBDI’ll just leave this right here. @shaunwhite...that’s truly great talent....winning USA’s 100th… https://t.co/403HUqeqBl
2/13
2018
Thank you pierre_agnes for a life well lived. Life won’t be the same without you but ours are… https://t.co/8L0yveyFEh
2/12
2018
Tomorrow join us and our friends from @JacksSurfboards and @surfline for the first #itsnotok beach clean up of the… https://t.co/UDM1FZJN3E
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
2/9
2018
Testing 5’3” #Cymatic at Haleiwa. Thanks for the shot, @oceangod! @ Haleiwa, Hawaii https://t.co/0mqp16xejm
2/5
2018
#SuperBlueBloodMoon and setting sun last night from Oahu taken with Nikon P900. https://t.co/6hKbE4OtFs
2/1
2018
I got to surf (and sing!) in the @MichelobULTRA #SuperBowl spot. Sing along to your new favorite beer anthem --- a… https://t.co/3OuP3Sjo71
1/31
2018
I love this man. pierre_agnes went missing in Hossegor today when his boat washed ashore in the… https://t.co/CGyqXRIs8n
1/30
2018
It's your LAST DAY to enter to join me at the #SurfRanch. 13+ hours until the campaign closes. All supports… https://t.co/SVulMoiYDt
1/25
2018
It's your LAST CHANCE to enter to hang with me at the #SurfRanch. All helps @Americares, an amazing cause. GO:… https://t.co/LMj3M4oOD6The keiki_classic...#Tournotes style by your boy, @kingdumb4! Cool to see all the groms on the… https://t.co/okORlNuBW3
1/23
2018
#MatthewSilver, NYC street performer, channeling truth on a deep level. How does this make you… https://t.co/55LyjVqWZNGood luck to all the groms at @shanedorian808’s keiki_classic today. It’s a rare year that I… https://t.co/Wro0vB1vma
1/21
2018
Regarding sustainability methods at @firewireboards, slaterdesigns, tomo_surfboards, dan__mann… https://t.co/oxInHcloxL
1/19
2018
I had the chance to meet Kira (__la__luz) yesterday, a 16 year old from San Diego who went from… https://t.co/t82aeJ6UFy
1/18
2018
“He who knows others is wise; he who knows himself is enlightened.” -Lao Tzu Costa Rica in… https://t.co/XcjoBc9uoj#MLKDay✌🏻✌🏽✌🏿 https://t.co/yR1aFdWuU8
1/16
2018
It’s been almost 6 months to the day since I broke my foot. Each time I push a little it feels… https://t.co/tNVUya7RUs
1/14
2018
So how does this happen? Was it a false flag to gauge public reaction? What took 39 mins to… https://t.co/00nc9pFloi
1/13
2018
Don't miss your chance to join me at the #SurfRanch. Support @Americares and enter TODAY: https://t.co/KD44PIwraS https://t.co/VVAwdPm9V4
1/11
2018
Right after this wave, @whoisjob and I were talking in the water about how many ridden waves at… https://t.co/Vzc75Ko7JH
1/9
2018
1) @justinthomas34 2) @jordanspieth 3) @rickiefowler 4) jason_christopher_dufner_ 5)… https://t.co/wzksnkMkvA
1/3
2018
The first sunset of the year from halfway up #Haleakala did not disappoint. @ Polipoli Spring… https://t.co/H5SFwtQ8pM
1/2
2017
Last sunset of the year with @kalanimiller. Wishing you all a #HappyNewYear. The calendar… https://t.co/BOJOHnbN0D
12/31
2017
A quick view of the Hawaiian island chain from Oahu to Big Island yesterday. Thank you to… https://t.co/obwMmlUE33
12/23
2017
Don't forget to enter for your chance to spend the day at the #SurfRanch. All to support @Americares ENTER here… https://t.co/Vn2DOveMpt
12/21
2017
Happy Birthday, Dad. You were definitely one of a kind. https://t.co/IHHTYw4XqX
12/19
2017
The north shore is a gnarly place. I took a wave off this kid tonight and his brothers and all… https://t.co/MygbNQi5ykCongrats, buddy! Awesome year yet again. #WorldTitleNumberTwo https://t.co/ufYtb7T5wB
12/18
2017
This photo by @morganmaassen taken in Santa Barbara yesterday...beauty amongst the devastation.… https://t.co/N99C6b7Le9
12/17
2017
ICYMI: I'm offering another lucky winner the chance to hang with me at the #SurfRanch. Support @Americares and EN… https://t.co/nl6QVFWK8o
12/14
2017
Thank you for showing us the world as you saw it, #BruceBrown. You were one of the good guys and… https://t.co/wwvWFDCcCN
12/11
2017
Update...Truck found in parking lot at WalMart in Mililani. Suspects could be on foot or could… https://t.co/4l5CJX1elZThis is the guy people are saying is wanted in connection to the murder that happened earlier… https://t.co/Ye83WdatcfIf you’re on Oahu or have been on North Shore today, please keep your eyes open for this vehicle… https://t.co/lhYKFJUTkO
12/7
2017
Our #OK12daysofgiving kicks off with our signature blanket shirts and Flannels. 20% of related purchases go to… https://t.co/giobhnvyaw
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12/4
2017
#SelfieSelfie? @ The Surfinista https://t.co/kgJQYwBnpW
12/2
2017
#CyberMonday sales on https://t.co/HXg0Ys1Bog 10% of all sales to @OurOcean @outerknown_live #itsnotok https://t.co/QrzA8Rlhpr
11/27
2017
Our #blackfriday sale continues. Get 20% off all full-priced items for a limited time. Get in at… https://t.co/pUcJ9tTsni
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
11/24
2017
I'm stoked to announce Whit G. from Pasadena, CA is the @omaze winner joining me at the #SurfRanch. Thanks for sup… https://t.co/NrL0osqwoy
11/22
2017
#RIP #PatOhare. This has always been a wild connection because our parents didn’t know each… https://t.co/Z4cjAQytjR
11/18
2017
conradjackcarr has already walked 1000 miles from New York to Florida over the past month to… https://t.co/IXuqn7DQZ0
11/16
2017
It's your LAST CHANCE to join me at the Surf Ranch. Use code WAVES at checkout for 50 bonus entries. GO -… https://t.co/j5l8tj1dEz
11/13
2017
It's your LAST CHANCE to enter to join me at the WSL Surf Ranch. All donations help @Americares ENTER HERE -… https://t.co/p5yZxQ0dfp
11/9
2017
@kalanirobb is still a better tube rider than everyone you know. kswaveco the other month.… https://t.co/DHHdfjIcSg
11/8
2017
Congratulations to Paul Bartholow from Santa Rosa, CA for winning the @StorQuest #BoxYourExcuses contest: https://t.co/fg4IBtnqQ8
11/3
2017
This was the first time I️ ever saw Andy stoked that I️ was in the barrel! Andy...wish this was… https://t.co/ltwUuigzWcI want to hang with you at the Surf Ranch! You'll ride the man-made wave, be coached by me and more. ENTER today… https://t.co/p6K15s23Iq
11/2
2017
Stoked to run into jakeburton77 tonight in NYC. Jake sponsored me for many years after acquiring… https://t.co/zYsFpHTGu8
11/1
2017
Thanks Jersey...you and yours were good to me today. Sorry I don’t have everyone’s tags but I… https://t.co/nS5WYYg25k
10/30
2017
@IanWalsh4...congrats on your win at #Peahi today...but mostly for the wave of a lifetime! Wow.… https://t.co/3yewBD5xV1If you’re not watching the #Peahi/#Jaws event live right now on the wsl app you might wanna turn… https://t.co/Xa3zLp9Iqi
10/28
2017
Well...it’s official...we have a building permit in Palm Beach County for #SurfRanchFlorida. I’m… https://t.co/3zBj61vcHV
10/26
2017
This could be you. Enter for your chance to hang with me at the Surf Ranch and ride my man-made wave. GO:… https://t.co/eFdDR9zn7q
10/24
2017
The kswaveco throwing me some shade a few days ago! I’m at a loss for words with this place.… https://t.co/HcBGpDFchK
10/23
2017
I got tubed today. Thanks raimanaworld for video and commentary. kswaveco @ Tachi Palace Hotel… https://t.co/Er8Eci53GS
10/19
2017
You could join me at the WSL Surf Ranch and ride my man-made wave. All donations help @Americares GO:… https://t.co/zUPQoV4YeO
10/17
2017

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