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@24Jlane Hope the non exam goes well!If @kellyslater RT's this we are exempt from our final economic exam! #OuterKnown #Economics #ItsNotOkayhttps://t.co/rZ6h1wa4iK
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5/23
2017
Glaser on point with the rectilinear. I guess it's hard to take a bad shot when the water is… https://t.co/UjQ6LdwDbI
5/19
2017
I'm sure I've posted this pic before but yesterday my first surf coach, #DickCatri, passed away.… https://t.co/1fyOvM019v
5/18
2017
Very proud to give a token of kswaveco's appreciation and gratitude to three wonderful… https://t.co/qLrbIy8vE0
5/17
2017
#HappyMothersDay, Mom. Love you. Not sure how you raised us three boys but thank you! (She hates… https://t.co/MjTlOodHdL
5/14
2017
Repost from @SeanDaveyPhoto from the #HotButteredProJunior at #Narrabeen back in January of '92.… https://t.co/z4U6pYc2bO
5/10
2017
Yesterday I reached 2M followers (thank you all so much!), went to the #ProximityMovie premiere… https://t.co/XpLwATmp6vPart One of a documentary series (#ContinuanceTour) celebrating the people and places that have… https://t.co/ZYlGlEoRgX
5/5
2017
Old school. Known this guy since about '85. So much history it hurts. Good to catch up on it at… https://t.co/SYnSof8zAk
5/3
2017
Ballin.' @bonfirebeachkids and @kellyslater are just about to make red carpet a little greener. #metgalahttps://t.co/FFSsRTxTgy
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5/2
2017
HELP PROTECT OUR LIFEGUARDS A group of personal injury lawyers and lawmakers are misleading the… https://t.co/8uIvSOoXRb
4/27
2017
I would like to thank the earth for days like this one👆🏽in Portugal a few years ago. Thanks for… https://t.co/pa0U5IZHo0
4/23
2017
Our Pain. Your Gain! This weekend we're moving warehouses and throwing an epic sale with up to 75% off! 3 Days Only… https://t.co/04VQEGTOPH
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWell...not a very successful trip to #BellsBeach this year but I had fun nonetheless. Good surf… https://t.co/sKY9h6OcuN
4/21
2017
Not sure which year this was, 2006 or 2008. Such a pleasure looking back at memories like this… https://t.co/byl7Pc2ayC
4/15
2017
Nice change moving down to #winkipop today. Thanks @swainton for always sending me daily shots… https://t.co/qMQtk42Use
4/14
2017
Tee Up. We wear our Sojourn tees everyday. Insanely Soft, Durable, 100% Organic. And 100% ready for spring...… https://t.co/EksV4HIP6l
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4/11
2017
#Proximity. Coming next month. @johnjohnflorenc @rob_machado craig__anderson daverasta… https://t.co/eTNbEkvahbWith #GaryPlayer in Abu Dhabi a few years back at the laureussport Awards. Sometimes I look back… https://t.co/EvyrtVO5tX
4/9
2017
Just posted a photo https://t.co/knAOHhH6Nv
4/2
2017
Icy lips at #The🔲 the day before today. Hopefully a few of these #OnTheMorrow as well. kimfeast_… https://t.co/EzxyyKvaB6
3/31
2017
Somewhat picturesque piece of the ocean #TheBox is. 📸: @kingdumb4 about an hour ago. #WestOZ https://t.co/igrr0w4ehVAlways a pleasure to surf against @Mick_Fanning. A lot of people got to see Mick's deeper… https://t.co/gC4RtyfroW
3/29
2017
#ShapeShifting 👽 to fit the curve in #WestOZ, scanning for dark shapes 🦈 in photo 2, and… https://t.co/MxSHFeB5Ne
3/27
2017
#Straya. Fun to play with the lizards in these parts. I tried to show it live yesterday but my… https://t.co/BBBvhKxbGZHey scout...can you draw a picture of me? #UncannyResemblance @lukemun aprilmun https://t.co/6570A8Mom9
3/24
2017
Hiding from the crowds and sun on the #GoldCoast last week. https://t.co/ElYpaKeqTOA past, present & future of chasing waves with @kellyslater. Look into @wsl event, Snapper Rocks. #continuancetour https://t.co/MAI84k3yDc
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3/22
2017
Starting in 10 minutes. Watch live here - https://t.co/l3BVEHWiYV @wsl https://t.co/eVNitdlXFtHappy BDay yesterday, brock.little. Miss you, man. #RIP https://t.co/YO9rDPBcqb
3/18
2017
#Tournotes is now covering my former unicycle career when I actually rode one to school when I… https://t.co/UcKlnLDuzN
3/16
2017
A few warmups the other day at Snapper courtesy of @swainton. #WhosReady for the wsl year to… https://t.co/07oYLDIHHe
3/14
2017
Lost a few good dudes last year. Thanks wsl for honoring them tonight. 🙌🏽 https://t.co/gOaOrPBctC
3/11
2017
Simple times with jackjohnson last week. We might've even found a few tubes along the way. https://t.co/m9975ZbpEo
3/10
2017
@chris_bertish just paddled, unassisted, 4500kms across the Atlantic Ocean from Morocco to… https://t.co/bwhlGeqFptCheck out @kellyslater and friends coming together on the North Shore to explore our new collection!… https://t.co/DknM4B0RX2
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3/9
2017
@JamieBrisick brings us "Following Kelly: Part Three", a look into travel with @KellySlater. Read Here:… https://t.co/0PzpGSURBz
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3/6
2017
All sizes of It's Not OK tee's are once again available. Get yours before they run out! https://t.co/NgFywDtnxHhttps://t.co/MojNE7jE6O
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterAnd we're off. Barrels galore. :) https://t.co/E82K2SSIl7
3/3
2017
Checkout my tractor at the #SurfRanch. It came with the property and actually drives pretty… https://t.co/CSwq2noF1s
3/2
2017
Crazy to think when I was a kid that guys would regularly be riding waves like this one of… https://t.co/pKG3UoPEIs
2/28
2017
Been sitting on this for a while. The only way I could think of to get my mom barreled! Thank… https://t.co/VpFfbMXexmBeen sitting on this one for a while. Always wanted to get my mom barreled. This is the next… https://t.co/bnvHRaJ8Sa
2/26
2017
Please say what you feel you need to say to me below. I promise I'll read all the comments and… https://t.co/XH0E9DoCsr
2/25
2017
100% of our sales in the #ITSNOTOK @outerknown_live campaign will be donated to charitable ocean… https://t.co/bgAks7jznrWe'll let @KellySlater handle the introduction. 100% of profits go help clean and protect our ocean... #ITSNOTOKhttps://t.co/9YRKmstTwJ
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2/21
2017
the_jakedavis suffers from a rare spinal disorder called #AVM causing him crazy pain and grief.… https://t.co/D8UPIQrRGQ
2/20
2017
"He taught the boys how to drink beers and how to treat ladies. He was good at both. If we… https://t.co/nuGKCYC1dA
2/17
2017
Been on some adventures with my Valentine. Today's another one but not so glamorous...she's… https://t.co/dMF1DSZPSTThis is my #TruckerToughChallenge pic for trucker_boy_dukes, a 3 year old boy fighting cancer.… https://t.co/B0DJ7nYKtW
2/14
2017
Today is unfortunately remembered as the day our good friend, #ToddChesser, passed away surfing… https://t.co/bBBiICNzFC
2/13
2017
Birthday wishes at #Club15 #ATTProAm. Thanks everybody! https://t.co/zori4wxAX9
2/11
2017
Anyone else see a knee down and no challenge? #SuperBowlThe thing is #TomBrady is so good you just know he's gonna pull it off.Funny how nice and inviting a scary section at Backdoor can look in pics. Not sure who it was… https://t.co/szclvVG3Y2
2/5
2017
👊🏽😳🏄🏽 https://t.co/q83vSxTk13
2/3
2017
Inspiration from Japan. Pit-stop with @kellyslater in Hawaii. Sustainability across the board. Spring 2017 is here!… https://t.co/Kbi8OxA8R0
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2/1
2017
surfnavarro's photo https://t.co/vURSl6uRrR Chile is burning. What can be done to help from afar?
1/31
2017
Looking forward to playing #PebbleBeachProAm next week! https://t.co/AtIUMj6IJH
1/29
2017
Late notice but if you happen to be in Kona tonight rush over to the #KSFF Kona Surf Film… https://t.co/WDZNFzhZOF
1/28
2017
#BigIsland textures https://t.co/qvsLKAwsKL
1/25
2017
Repost from @brentbielmann of last week's Pipe swell. I didn't get many but a couple were nearly… https://t.co/ttd88SyCng
1/24
2017
With @taylor_knox in Barbados in 1988 for a US Team event. I remember playing golf with crabs… https://t.co/H9GaLtW2cW
1/23
2017
Someone sent me this today. Funny to see old photos you can barely remember. I get a few of… https://t.co/GZMNwhG8X4
1/21
2017
Today is a symbolic day. To acknowledge that, we (@outerknown_live) are donating 100% of today's… https://t.co/HMY8bmLGHHHe didn't come thru on a lot of campaign promises but I always liked this guy. Gifted speaker,… https://t.co/OJ3qACeWIn
1/20
2017
Hopefully this isn't #FakeNews and people are really waking up enough to see that the… https://t.co/Xo1sUS1TjU
1/15
2017
Thanks @easternsurfmag and my old crew back home for the cover! I think #TomDugan took this but… https://t.co/ZvSFQ8MuTC
1/14
2017
My first #MannequinChallenge. A little late to the game but we shut down banzaisushibar for the… https://t.co/1hBzGYAJmI
1/7
2017
Mornings https://t.co/uD2qb6e2h2
1/4
2016
Judging by our #FaceSwap, if #JohnCReilly and I were to clone kids at the same time in the same… https://t.co/nTjosbVcYv
12/29
2016
#CarrieFisher as #PrincessLeia by @virusinvader. R.I.P. https://t.co/l9b4uk9wGo
12/28
2016
Just posted a photo https://t.co/HwxjYH8ktI
12/25
2016
Standing waves at Waimea. And @whoisjob has this thing wired. Fun to be a #RiverRat again after… https://t.co/GVYLKxVRJx
12/23
2016
Sometimes you just need one before you end your day. #OneWaveSession before dark last week. https://t.co/Exv9sxw2qM
12/22
2016
Can't believe it's been a year since we put out the first clips from the kswaveco #SurfRanch.… https://t.co/jXlY9taE8hMorning has broken. @ Pipeline, North Shore Oahu, Hawaii https://t.co/ad8MOi7NjE
12/17
2016
Slash top from yesterday's #PipeMasters heat. Board felt great so I just wanted to take a minute… https://t.co/qxObXLz994
12/15
2016

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