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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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Cool seeing these old results. Remember many of these guys? https://t.co/QO93S5KEmA
7/30
2016
Gliding thru the outside bowl at Haleiwa last winter. I LOVE Haleiwa. brock.little Used to take… https://t.co/73PlsN7ihWJust posted a photo @ Bakers Bay, Grand Guana Cay, Bahamas https://t.co/f6X8vAJCAc
7/26
2016
Happy BDay, my love (@kalanimiller). Fun day with the crew at #BakersBay chasing pigs, feeding… https://t.co/BAb767XYnl
7/25
2016
My last sunset in South Africa for the year and it didn't disappoint. Sad I'm leaving so let's… https://t.co/bISmuIkggT
7/20
2016
Dusk swell lines. https://t.co/UP8tj1niQMOur friend (and BlackBelt) Sunshine at sunsetbchjiujitsu suffered a stroke yesterday which left… https://t.co/rc3yfpcKvj @stridersworld and I vibin' at a Quiksilver shoot in Newport in '96. Ha. Some classic photo… https://t.co/6bxOFLBXnT
7/19
2016
Today's bounty from Cape St. Francis. https://t.co/SHJw9VZp5X
7/18
2016
I feel fortunate yet sad to have visited the rhinos here in South Africa the last few years to… https://t.co/gMFjYAMIGs
7/16
2016
Won my heat. Happy. Man, the waves are fun. wsl #JBayOpen @ Supertubes Jeffreys Bay https://t.co/mlTTbBB8s6
7/9
2016
There's not a bad sunrise in these parts. @ Jefferies Bay https://t.co/HpMtAZHrNJJust posted a photo https://t.co/1q7jYQhH5nOh, hey little buddy. Some wildlife about today on land and in the water. No shortage of stuff… https://t.co/3MoFzzBGYv
7/7
2016
It's actually hard to take a bad photo here when the light pops. My natgeo moment… https://t.co/zNeYRNZXv6As @dusty_payne just noted, this might be a good time to Instagram. #JBay in all her glory for… https://t.co/R2DxjpR0zN
7/6
2016
Cheers to everyone who knows the 4th of July is about getting drunk, lighting stuff on fire, and… https://t.co/qHbcFpUAZa
7/4
2016
Only 15 hours then 3 hours layover then 1.5 more flying then 1 hour drive. I should be fresh and… https://t.co/ghgfpmsjTU
7/3
2016
Just posted a photo https://t.co/8iqhO3Zd84
7/2
2016
When a guy isn't much older than you it's hard to really know for sure he's your hero but… https://t.co/fvj3iVxWIg
6/27
2016
#RobertRohmann (@avidcharters) send off today. Wishing I could've been home for it. Hard to… https://t.co/6YGm6IwL71
6/25
2016
Stoked to talk with the northshorelifeguardassociation #JuniorGuards this morning. These kids… https://t.co/YEJS75PpnKBird's eye reef view. @ InterContinental Fiji Golf Resort & Spa https://t.co/4A6dGjgaBE
6/24
2016
Happy birthday, mom! Felt more like mine. What a day yet again. Stop it already, @TavaruaIsland!… https://t.co/ORiuZkjN4LPremonition for 11'/20secs at Cloudbreak today? https://t.co/w6PMGcVmhp#CaptionThis. #Whappen?! @ Tavarua https://t.co/PcFSI0hiNK
6/18
2016
Just posted a photo @ Tavarua https://t.co/fpaCRSGgfL
6/17
2016
Are you ready? #ItsOn and it's somehow looking better than this. It's a whole new interval/swell… https://t.co/oyGsOZ3bXxToday was weird and surreal. I had one friend pass away, another had a baby boy, and the surf… https://t.co/7pgY8hog62
6/16
2016
When your old school friend sends you old school knowledge on the final day you run with that… https://t.co/9WgGL7QlUfThinking of the Rohmann Family and all of Robert's friends...we lost a great… https://t.co/ZuwIsbxq49
6/15
2016
#Fun. kswaveco https://t.co/JupBG1WJeA https://t.co/5kg4IusqnJ
6/13
2016
In #MomiVillage with my Fiji families the other day! If you come to Fiji, don't forget to bring… https://t.co/hbMnQnPe9e
6/12
2016
When your boy #ConanHayes runs into your boy #TheHoff in Calabasas and gets a Baywatch shoutout… https://t.co/hw54fxSZFWSkipping stones at the fish tail last night. @ Tavarua https://t.co/JziHE7fpnu
6/11
2016
My #Godson putting the support behind and pressure on me! Time to go win this thing for him and… https://t.co/hknY5SQozy
6/10
2016
Some tranquility in the middle of #SantaMonica. https://t.co/z1PE755Kgg
6/6
2016
#RafaMendes (@mendesbros @mendesbros) congrats on your 6th Jiu Jitsu World Championship today!… https://t.co/Y9svEdKuHC
6/5
2016
Happy bday to my wonderful daughter. 20 years ago today?! Crazy. Have fun! https://t.co/sKPfFQxJT0Few in history will reach such great heights in the professional, political, and social realms.… https://t.co/UFA03LMSuk
6/4
2016
Playing with chickens with my nephew, Van, yesterday. Love this little guy. https://t.co/cx6KM5MeNf
6/2
2016
adjaye_visual_sketchbook's photo https://t.co/AEekss7c3I via wrdJj📸😀📸
6/1
2016
jonroseman at outer reef #Cloudbreak in July 2011. Sets reached 30'+ faces at some point each… https://t.co/odw4dWlgTt
5/23
2016
Everyone should be required to wear one of these. The new mood ring. https://t.co/KdH2tDUrjH
5/22
2016
Thank you to @worldofmark and questaircraft for taking me and my crew for a spin and getting me… https://t.co/qVCk6iG3YW
5/19
2016
Thank you, @cobragolf. New set is sick. rickiefowler watch your back! #HitTheBall400Yards https://t.co/KhN42fX8aI#Framegrab inside the belly of the little beast. Clips coming soon. #SoGlassy kswaveco gopro https://t.co/yGrwToDYSs
5/16
2016
@vitorbelfort let's go buddy! @UFCWhen you're doing a breathing class with #WimHof on #FridayThe13th under a #NewMoon and Mercury… https://t.co/U09aUsuIZY
5/14
2016
Just gonna back up that last post with one of my buddy, jarrodwhite9, part of the… https://t.co/6AB97Inwfv @dumbthchronicle I know Billy Mystic. @dumbthchronicle So I should save the paper and postage since I haven't sent your invite?It just takes one good wave to settle the nerves. I'm still confused and amazed that this… https://t.co/4ipfo7kltj
5/11
2016
#Nobu? #YesBu. Thank you, Gregorio. Always THE favorite meal. @ Nobu Malibu https://t.co/VmDf8MRltv
5/9
2016
Here we go again...at the kswaveco wave with @rissmoore10, @kanoaigarashi, nat_young, myself and… https://t.co/Mr9qbTbFoz
5/4
2016
Anyone for a surf at Trestles? Im sure that #BeachedWhale oil should keep the crowds to a… https://t.co/eLgPrItcCy#ThorsActualHammer. Stole it. https://t.co/SBwr4cQQU5
4/24
2016
Wide bowl at #Cloudbreak. 5'4" #Omni epoxy was a touch light and small but man it felt like… https://t.co/EZn1MTZF7a
4/22
2016
josh_bystrom nice to see you in the shade today. F@%+ yeah...today was nuts! @ Tavarua Island… https://t.co/cQB1Krfilm
4/20
2016
My godson, jackson_dorian, already imitating dad's #Jaws moves at pumping #Banyans. Big shoes to… https://t.co/Pq4iDcwybFI helped develop @purps with pmtenore and drpurps to give people a healthy alternative to the… https://t.co/3vVpuBa0kN
4/16
2016
@Spinksy_Oz guys who've done nothing talk most trash in their anonymous strongholds. He'd blow his cover if he said it to my face.👻👆🏽 @DWYER808 agreed but I felt worse for kid than parents. Parents did nothing to change situation for 4.5hrs. Hard on everyone on plane.So what should be protocol for parents on planes with screaming or crying kids, especially on red-eyes? Time limit? Confined to bathrooms? 😬
4/15
2016
A few years ago, in my favorite place, at my favorite place, captured by my favorite post surf,… https://t.co/xTiekTbTNW
4/7
2016
My friend Eddie Vedder and others are playing @TheOhanaFest this August. Details here - https://t.co/898DK8UhL0. https://t.co/D5p3iiq53E
4/4
2016
Wow...@mattwilko8! Congrats. That's insane. Now quick...@wsl test his #TigerBlood! I need some of what he's got. 🖖🏽😳🏄🏽😂 #RingTheBell #Wilko.
4/2
2016
Little throwback to #Newcastle with @currenspam, thomasvictorcarroll and… https://t.co/i3cnEx4SP1
3/27
2016
Happy Birthday to the biggest badass I ever knew, brock.little. Miss you, man. https://t.co/rINpSBrWX7
3/17
2016
Clip from last night shot by @kingdumb4. https://t.co/LB0UyfI2b1
3/16
2016
Wet morning but some swell in the water. Time to get back underway with the #QuikPro in about an… https://t.co/hdOiL4hOAk
3/12
2016
#CashLee and I gettin a bit of #ShutEye from the jetlag. #HelloAustralia #OwYaGoin? @ Snapper Rocks https://t.co/cKbq2oeMEn
3/9
2016
Kinda big the other day. I didn't realize there was a ledge outside of the ledge outside the… https://t.co/Zq3hvXXsKH
3/2
2016
Tricky conditions yesterday. Not super approachable on the ledge without flying through the air.… https://t.co/9LQYhWIDFvWell that was radical...What a day! What a swell! Let's see...Major congrats are in order,… https://t.co/kvS9QVEdn3
2/26
2016
Still in disbelief. Miss you, Brock. #EverybodysBigBrother @ Waimea Bay, Hawaii https://t.co/ulfKXmg1cz
2/20
2016
brock.little...larger than life to me. The world I know will never be the same. I love you, man.… https://t.co/7RnkrDAs9Y
2/18
2016
What a pleasure to hang and talk story with #BuffaloKeaulana during his 40th anniversary contest… https://t.co/2QbNeGBXNB
2/17
2016
With my Valentine too busy eating 🍣 at #Nobu and 💤 in a huge bed with comfy pillows in Waikiki… https://t.co/xUfzd498E0
2/15
2016
Our great friend, #ToddChesser, passed away on this date 19 years ago. We usually pour out a… https://t.co/fUnVwDyG3Q
2/14
2016
With a bunch of #MyFavoritePeople on my birthday. Thanks everyone for the wishes. If anyone… https://t.co/0qXWvF16as
2/11
2016
@whoisjob and I battling for those 'QS points this year. Should we place a side bet, Jamie?… https://t.co/pcUjyMA023
2/9
2016
My last wave during the #VolcomPipePro...didn't make it but at least I got to have a look. There… https://t.co/ileJ12D3Jt
2/8
2016
Can you thank a wave for a lifetime of your best memories? What a week/month/winter! Congrats to… https://t.co/Iapa3DpivD
2/3
2016
@blakemcelheny @GovHawaii @MayorKirkHNL $7M?! It's a parking lot and small deviation. Should cost a couple hundred grand at most and 1 week!
1/31
2016
Is it that difficult 4 city&county to figure out this never ending #TurtleTraffic at Lani's? Unbelievable. 20mins Waimea-Laniakea. >2 miles
1/30
2016
Well that was fun...Sitting here watching closeout sets roll thru after getting sent to the… https://t.co/V5J6cYIGpPwalteriooss and @bjorniooss...I scouted locations for your next #SISwimsuitShoot and there's… https://t.co/R3wC7uwq4m
1/27
2016
Thank you, @surfer_magazine! I still can't believe it. Look for some more info coming soon on… https://t.co/hstIWqwEj7
1/21
2016
#Carnage https://t.co/d9WU0AWtTH#Carnage https://t.co/gEGG80IUmB
1/20
2016
'Tea Leaf' gotta eat! (No, her name's not spelled 'Ti'). https://t.co/buEye6om0w
1/18
2016
It's amazing how big 'small' Jaws still is. 😳 A couple of #Leftovers last night. Thanks to… https://t.co/QpDUCTTyGN
1/17
2015
He won't let me pay him half the time so the best thing I can try and do is try and make him… https://t.co/SzYptL5rEg
12/29
2015
#ShoutOut and congrats to my good friend, khalilrafati, for his recently released autobiography,… https://t.co/97psMzgvz0
12/27
2015
#MerryXmas everyone. I wish I had ten of me I could send all around the world and visit with all… https://t.co/ybNR5hdSMa
12/25
2015
#MarkFoo and #DonnieSolomon both passed away while surfing during this exact hour on this day in… https://t.co/A8QsgA9Skx
12/23
2015
Best caption (funny, smart, mean, dumb, witty, etc. all work) wins the small and simple gopro… https://t.co/xYXLH5xHYP
12/22
2015
Just posted a photo https://t.co/iEHvHDbGYc
12/21
2015

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