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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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Thanks #SunsetMagazine for the cover and story in your latest mag! Much appreciated. https://t.co/0Ot17LAN4M
7/22
2017
With the #JBay Fam yesterday still enjoying time and a full day here watching sharks swim… https://t.co/QxiKLPtyWv
7/20
2017
Was really looking forward to more of this today but going twice as fast. It just wasn't to be.… https://t.co/qwTzTLXlKR
7/18
2017
You ever folded your entire foot backwards? If you try it sometime, this is what it might look… https://t.co/VQ3A6Lw7M6
7/17
2017
#Continuance part 2 coming soon from South Africa by @outerknown_live. Surfing at 1000fps filmed… https://t.co/N6UyZsZxNj
7/16
2017
#JBay in all her glory yesterday. Thanks for the shots, toddglaser. @ Jeffrey's Bay https://t.co/Gsc1X7M4nd
7/15
2017
Serious question...you ever stand up on a wave and feel yourself channeling someone else, almost… https://t.co/EiSg93pomQ
7/13
2017
The only way to go left at #JBay. Hate the jet lag but so stoked to be back in South Africa… https://t.co/RID8pkdxc6
7/12
2017
If you're near Haleiwa/North Shore, there's a @mikohswimwear trunk show today and tomorrow from… https://t.co/UGEvMuhJUF
7/8
2017
30 years ago this month in HB. I used to stay with #PeggyRullo who owned Black Market leashes… https://t.co/eTC78uJVjJ
7/7
2017
@LeeMcCoyGolf Only one person can use that spot and anyone good enough will figure it out. https://t.co/QS0N9h5ijphttps://t.co/RIlePw38lq @april_608 @coco_ho @wsl You quit surfing and I'll stop letting coco film me playing music. Deal? 😎👍🏽
6/29
2017
I had to repost this one. Happy BDay, stephenisbelly! You've been one of the best friends I've… https://t.co/GbHd1VTqYW
6/27
2017
Last week. Photo: laurenross https://t.co/yH9nmJg42h
6/26
2017
Many thanks to mfj20th and the good people at facebook and instagram for inviting me to Cannes… https://t.co/RVNwm8YQ1m
6/23
2017
Amongst 200 people at a private estate on a hillside above the French Riviera listening to… https://t.co/doypLO007i
6/21
2017
Reposting this one since I added the wrong pic in last post rushing between flights...!!! So… https://t.co/exxPa9IBRO
6/19
2017
KS ON HIS FIRST TRIP TO FIJI https://t.co/NW7SglA7dY via @YouTube
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWin my ultimate surf kit here - https://t.co/mT7Sy1iiSu Sweepstakes ends June 16th @outerknown_live @firewireboardshttps://t.co/BKHW0lqDYa
6/15
2017
Tough to watch from the channel when the waves are as good as they are today but the final day… https://t.co/lyCaePEROw
6/14
2017
Not much surf lately but there's fireworks at night. @ Tavarua Island Resort https://t.co/PZKy3Dzrb8
6/11
2017
Yesterday was a lay day but there was competition to be had. Next stop Wimbledon... watch out @rogerfederer . 📷: To… https://t.co/Za2c0CtwlV
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterKS ON ITS NOT OK: https://t.co/cDMDp6jHi6 via @YouTube
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6/9
2017
Blessed to be at the #OKFijiPro during #WorldOceansDay. The ocean is everything to me but as… https://t.co/x1y3kuAVgNTom Servias mined his archive of @kellyslater & picked gems that showcase 25 years visiting Tavarua. #okfijiprohttps://t.co/9IFXAYqcqT
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWe are going live with @kellyslater on #WorldOceansDay! Submit your questions for Kelly around ocean health & tune… https://t.co/hl3sbvXQ3o
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6/8
2017
Win a @kellyslater surf kit! Pick any @firewireboards board | Choose Outerknown clothes for summer! Enter here:… https://t.co/eylMhL5qXW
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterA few from toddglaser the past couple of days. https://t.co/k6RQYU7AzX
6/7
2017
Haha. Never a good idea to be too cocky. https://t.co/GZRd6QHInZ
Retweeted by Kelly Slater @louistheroux please do a show on flat earthers. And please have them debate any credible scientist. Would be hilarious and interesting.
6/6
2017
A letter from our CEO Mark Walker in response to last weeks withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement… https://t.co/JsdY4fUpIb
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterThese are @KellySlater's top 5 travel destinations: https://t.co/qVgcFgPOWW Can you guess what's #1? #okfijiprohttps://t.co/4VO3svRo2J
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterHappy 21st, daughter. I can't believe it! I'm proud of the person you are and the company you… https://t.co/ifC0gUuyWR
6/5
2017
Tough day at the 'office' day one but today was a bit better. Small sample from toddglaser.… https://t.co/IEqm5V9aNS
6/4
2017
Boards are ready and @kellyslater is making his way out to Cloudbreak! #okfijipro @wsl @firewireboards Here we go! https://t.co/Z76sX3OmlQ
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterThe girls have waited almost a long time for swell so now...who's your pick for the women's… https://t.co/DNkmyCsnoO
6/3
2017
I'm not typically a hospital guy but when you need one, you do what you can to find the best man… https://t.co/42yiZKdv06
5/31
2017
@24Jlane Hope the non exam goes well!If @kellyslater RT's this we are exempt from our final economic exam! #OuterKnown #Economics #ItsNotOkayhttps://t.co/rZ6h1wa4iK
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5/23
2017
Glaser on point with the rectilinear. I guess it's hard to take a bad shot when the water is… https://t.co/UjQ6LdwDbI
5/19
2017
I'm sure I've posted this pic before but yesterday my first surf coach, #DickCatri, passed away.… https://t.co/1fyOvM019v
5/18
2017
Very proud to give a token of kswaveco's appreciation and gratitude to three wonderful… https://t.co/qLrbIy8vE0
5/17
2017
#HappyMothersDay, Mom. Love you. Not sure how you raised us three boys but thank you! (She hates… https://t.co/MjTlOodHdL
5/14
2017
Repost from @SeanDaveyPhoto from the #HotButteredProJunior at #Narrabeen back in January of '92.… https://t.co/z4U6pYc2bO
5/10
2017
Yesterday I reached 2M followers (thank you all so much!), went to the #ProximityMovie premiere… https://t.co/XpLwATmp6vPart One of a documentary series (#ContinuanceTour) celebrating the people and places that have… https://t.co/ZYlGlEoRgX
5/5
2017
Old school. Known this guy since about '85. So much history it hurts. Good to catch up on it at… https://t.co/SYnSof8zAk
5/3
2017
Ballin.' @bonfirebeachkids and @kellyslater are just about to make red carpet a little greener. #metgalahttps://t.co/FFSsRTxTgy
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5/2
2017
HELP PROTECT OUR LIFEGUARDS A group of personal injury lawyers and lawmakers are misleading the… https://t.co/8uIvSOoXRb
4/27
2017
I would like to thank the earth for days like this one👆🏽in Portugal a few years ago. Thanks for… https://t.co/pa0U5IZHo0
4/23
2017
Our Pain. Your Gain! This weekend we're moving warehouses and throwing an epic sale with up to 75% off! 3 Days Only… https://t.co/04VQEGTOPH
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWell...not a very successful trip to #BellsBeach this year but I had fun nonetheless. Good surf… https://t.co/sKY9h6OcuN
4/21
2017
Not sure which year this was, 2006 or 2008. Such a pleasure looking back at memories like this… https://t.co/byl7Pc2ayC
4/15
2017
Nice change moving down to #winkipop today. Thanks @swainton for always sending me daily shots… https://t.co/qMQtk42Use
4/14
2017
Tee Up. We wear our Sojourn tees everyday. Insanely Soft, Durable, 100% Organic. And 100% ready for spring...… https://t.co/EksV4HIP6l
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4/11
2017
#Proximity. Coming next month. @johnjohnflorenc @rob_machado craig__anderson daverasta… https://t.co/eTNbEkvahbWith #GaryPlayer in Abu Dhabi a few years back at the laureussport Awards. Sometimes I look back… https://t.co/EvyrtVO5tX
4/9
2017
Just posted a photo https://t.co/knAOHhH6Nv
4/2
2017
Icy lips at #The🔲 the day before today. Hopefully a few of these #OnTheMorrow as well. kimfeast_… https://t.co/EzxyyKvaB6
3/31
2017
Somewhat picturesque piece of the ocean #TheBox is. 📸: @kingdumb4 about an hour ago. #WestOZ https://t.co/igrr0w4ehVAlways a pleasure to surf against @Mick_Fanning. A lot of people got to see Mick's deeper… https://t.co/gC4RtyfroW
3/29
2017
#ShapeShifting 👽 to fit the curve in #WestOZ, scanning for dark shapes 🦈 in photo 2, and… https://t.co/MxSHFeB5Ne
3/27
2017
#Straya. Fun to play with the lizards in these parts. I tried to show it live yesterday but my… https://t.co/BBBvhKxbGZHey scout...can you draw a picture of me? #UncannyResemblance @lukemun aprilmun https://t.co/6570A8Mom9
3/24
2017
Hiding from the crowds and sun on the #GoldCoast last week. https://t.co/ElYpaKeqTOA past, present & future of chasing waves with @kellyslater. Look into @wsl event, Snapper Rocks. #continuancetour https://t.co/MAI84k3yDc
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3/22
2017
Starting in 10 minutes. Watch live here - https://t.co/l3BVEHWiYV @wsl https://t.co/eVNitdlXFtHappy BDay yesterday, brock.little. Miss you, man. #RIP https://t.co/YO9rDPBcqb
3/18
2017
#Tournotes is now covering my former unicycle career when I actually rode one to school when I… https://t.co/UcKlnLDuzN
3/16
2017
A few warmups the other day at Snapper courtesy of @swainton. #WhosReady for the wsl year to… https://t.co/07oYLDIHHe
3/14
2017
Lost a few good dudes last year. Thanks wsl for honoring them tonight. 🙌🏽 https://t.co/gOaOrPBctC
3/11
2017
Simple times with jackjohnson last week. We might've even found a few tubes along the way. https://t.co/m9975ZbpEo
3/10
2017
@chris_bertish just paddled, unassisted, 4500kms across the Atlantic Ocean from Morocco to… https://t.co/bwhlGeqFptCheck out @kellyslater and friends coming together on the North Shore to explore our new collection!… https://t.co/DknM4B0RX2
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3/9
2017
@JamieBrisick brings us "Following Kelly: Part Three", a look into travel with @KellySlater. Read Here:… https://t.co/0PzpGSURBz
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3/6
2017
All sizes of It's Not OK tee's are once again available. Get yours before they run out! https://t.co/NgFywDtnxHhttps://t.co/MojNE7jE6O
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterAnd we're off. Barrels galore. :) https://t.co/E82K2SSIl7
3/3
2017
Checkout my tractor at the #SurfRanch. It came with the property and actually drives pretty… https://t.co/CSwq2noF1s
3/2
2017
Crazy to think when I was a kid that guys would regularly be riding waves like this one of… https://t.co/pKG3UoPEIs
2/28
2017

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