Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

768 Following   959,402 Followers   8,815 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/6/09


I had the chance to meet Kira (__la__luz) yesterday, a 16 year old from San Diego who went from… https://t.co/t82aeJ6UFy
1/18
2018
“He who knows others is wise; he who knows himself is enlightened.” -Lao Tzu Costa Rica in… https://t.co/XcjoBc9uoj#MLKDay✌🏻✌🏽✌🏿 https://t.co/yR1aFdWuU8
1/16
2018
It’s been almost 6 months to the day since I broke my foot. Each time I push a little it feels… https://t.co/tNVUya7RUs
1/14
2018
So how does this happen? Was it a false flag to gauge public reaction? What took 39 mins to… https://t.co/00nc9pFloi
1/13
2018
Don't miss your chance to join me at the #SurfRanch. Support @Americares and enter TODAY: https://t.co/KD44PIwraS https://t.co/VVAwdPm9V4
1/11
2018
Right after this wave, @whoisjob and I were talking in the water about how many ridden waves at… https://t.co/Vzc75Ko7JH
1/9
2018
1) @justinthomas34 2) @jordanspieth 3) @rickiefowler 4) jason_christopher_dufner_ 5)… https://t.co/wzksnkMkvA
1/3
2018
The first sunset of the year from halfway up #Haleakala did not disappoint. @ Polipoli Spring… https://t.co/H5SFwtQ8pM
1/1
2017
Last sunset of the year with @kalanimiller. Wishing you all a #HappyNewYear. The calendar… https://t.co/BOJOHnbN0D
12/31
2017
A quick view of the Hawaiian island chain from Oahu to Big Island yesterday. Thank you to… https://t.co/obwMmlUE33
12/23
2017
Don't forget to enter for your chance to spend the day at the #SurfRanch. All to support @Americares ENTER here… https://t.co/Vn2DOveMpt
12/21
2017
Happy Birthday, Dad. You were definitely one of a kind. https://t.co/IHHTYw4XqX
12/19
2017
The north shore is a gnarly place. I took a wave off this kid tonight and his brothers and all… https://t.co/MygbNQi5ykCongrats, buddy! Awesome year yet again. #WorldTitleNumberTwo https://t.co/ufYtb7T5wB
12/18
2017
This photo by @morganmaassen taken in Santa Barbara yesterday...beauty amongst the devastation.… https://t.co/N99C6b7Le9
12/17
2017
ICYMI: I'm offering another lucky winner the chance to hang with me at the #SurfRanch. Support @Americares and EN… https://t.co/nl6QVFWK8o
12/14
2017
Thank you for showing us the world as you saw it, #BruceBrown. You were one of the good guys and… https://t.co/wwvWFDCcCN
12/11
2017
Update...Truck found in parking lot at WalMart in Mililani. Suspects could be on foot or could… https://t.co/4l5CJX1elZThis is the guy people are saying is wanted in connection to the murder that happened earlier… https://t.co/Ye83WdatcfIf you’re on Oahu or have been on North Shore today, please keep your eyes open for this vehicle… https://t.co/lhYKFJUTkO
12/7
2017
Our #OK12daysofgiving kicks off with our signature blanket shirts and Flannels. 20% of related purchases go to… https://t.co/giobhnvyaw
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
12/4
2017
#SelfieSelfie? @ The Surfinista https://t.co/kgJQYwBnpW
12/2
2017
#CyberMonday sales on https://t.co/HXg0Ys1Bog 10% of all sales to @OurOcean @outerknown_live #itsnotok https://t.co/QrzA8Rlhpr
11/27
2017
Our #blackfriday sale continues. Get 20% off all full-priced items for a limited time. Get in at… https://t.co/pUcJ9tTsni
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
11/24
2017
I'm stoked to announce Whit G. from Pasadena, CA is the @omaze winner joining me at the #SurfRanch. Thanks for sup… https://t.co/NrL0osqwoy
11/22
2017
#RIP #PatOhare. This has always been a wild connection because our parents didn’t know each… https://t.co/Z4cjAQytjR
11/18
2017
conradjackcarr has already walked 1000 miles from New York to Florida over the past month to… https://t.co/IXuqn7DQZ0
11/16
2017
It's your LAST CHANCE to join me at the Surf Ranch. Use code WAVES at checkout for 50 bonus entries. GO -… https://t.co/j5l8tj1dEz
11/13
2017
It's your LAST CHANCE to enter to join me at the WSL Surf Ranch. All donations help @Americares ENTER HERE -… https://t.co/p5yZxQ0dfp
11/9
2017
@kalanirobb is still a better tube rider than everyone you know. kswaveco the other month.… https://t.co/DHHdfjIcSg
11/8
2017
Congratulations to Paul Bartholow from Santa Rosa, CA for winning the @StorQuest #BoxYourExcuses contest: https://t.co/fg4IBtnqQ8
11/3
2017
This was the first time I️ ever saw Andy stoked that I️ was in the barrel! Andy...wish this was… https://t.co/ltwUuigzWcI want to hang with you at the Surf Ranch! You'll ride the man-made wave, be coached by me and more. ENTER today… https://t.co/p6K15s23Iq
11/2
2017
Stoked to run into jakeburton77 tonight in NYC. Jake sponsored me for many years after acquiring… https://t.co/zYsFpHTGu8
11/1
2017
Thanks Jersey...you and yours were good to me today. Sorry I don’t have everyone’s tags but I… https://t.co/nS5WYYg25k
10/30
2017
@IanWalsh4...congrats on your win at #Peahi today...but mostly for the wave of a lifetime! Wow.… https://t.co/3yewBD5xV1If you’re not watching the #Peahi/#Jaws event live right now on the wsl app you might wanna turn… https://t.co/Xa3zLp9Iqi
10/28
2017
Well...it’s official...we have a building permit in Palm Beach County for #SurfRanchFlorida. I’m… https://t.co/3zBj61vcHV
10/26
2017
This could be you. Enter for your chance to hang with me at the Surf Ranch and ride my man-made wave. GO:… https://t.co/eFdDR9zn7q
10/24
2017
The kswaveco throwing me some shade a few days ago! I’m at a loss for words with this place.… https://t.co/HcBGpDFchK
10/23
2017
I got tubed today. Thanks raimanaworld for video and commentary. kswaveco @ Tachi Palace Hotel… https://t.co/Er8Eci53GS
10/19
2017
You could join me at the WSL Surf Ranch and ride my man-made wave. All donations help @Americares GO:… https://t.co/zUPQoV4YeO
10/17
2017
A huge thanks to all the surf shop retailers carrying @outerknown_live’s Nomadic line and to… https://t.co/EBFG6YY7jFTeaching coronakingsley off-the-tops last night and feeding vicious, wild animals. Thanks for… https://t.co/lOJRSRDHSD
10/14
2017
You may have already seen this posted elsewhere but...YOU could join me at the wsl Surf Ranch… https://t.co/TPLCpHJTCq
10/11
2017
You could join me at the WSL Surf Ranch. All donations help @Americares and their hurricane relief efforts. GO:… https://t.co/9rQ0Z3w49U
10/10
2017
What a pleasure to be invited to play golf on #TheOldCourse at #StAndrews as well as #Carnoustiehttps://t.co/Zr0DzcYsk7
10/9
2017
Last night with the #UniversityOfSaintAndrewsSurfClub . Good to catch up with this crew and see… https://t.co/qN7xaf7KTz
10/6
2017
Day one in Scotland. #StAndrews @ Old Course at St Andrews https://t.co/LWfHVp1SiX
10/4
2017
.@kellyslater's emotional ride to the Future Classic | @KSWaveCo Watch the full edit 👉 https://t.co/ulETIWKHjT https://t.co/y3ZcmMOlq3
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
10/3
2017
This Friday through Sunday - @outerknown_live is hosting its 2nd annual sample sale! Join us tomorrow! https://t.co/GwtIox4KjE
9/28
2017
A quick shoutout to the @mendesbros and @mendesbros. Dropped them a board the other day to say… https://t.co/qeRzfrY2xk
9/23
2017
I think I'll hang out right about here for a while... https://t.co/WntkWnHv2N
9/22
2017
Happy anniversary, my love. Beautiful as ever. https://t.co/hDXyxL37z6
9/21
2017
Fun night last week at @theohanafest. Already looking forward to next year. Thanks to everyone… https://t.co/rCdMUYxK5A
9/17
2017
In memory of all those who needlessly lost their lives both on 9/11/2001 and since. State your… https://t.co/40sCQhPDfl
9/11
2017
zandervenezia By all accounts you were as good a friend as you were a surfer...thank you for the… https://t.co/AwyabIP9Cs
9/5
2017
At @sunlifeorganics USC with @Khalilrafati777 and crew. Congrats on the new store and thanks for… https://t.co/RKBCp7bKUC
9/3
2017
gerrylopezsurfboards just cruising and looking for shade last week. What a day...one we'll never… https://t.co/2zp0L2jqnE
9/2
2017
gerrylopezsurfboards it was fun to watch the eclipse with you and an honor to have you christen… https://t.co/KBqHSmjLtr
8/31
2017
Please join us at https://t.co/IKWz7yznyi (link in bio) for the second version of our #Continuance series… https://t.co/x3c19DhOqs
8/30
2017
Heavy barrels in Fiji with my daughter taylrsltr a couple years ago. @ Lemoore, California https://t.co/h811Is7Sow
8/22
2017
He's lucky my foot is broke as a joke! @bisping don't want none of this!!! @danawhite I'm coming… https://t.co/g7tXkZfsUo
8/16
2017
Full #Photobomb on my part. https://t.co/zzVHiubkZb
8/14
2017
When you make a new kid friend and they show you all their toys. https://t.co/Q4D4xC1cEA
8/12
2017
Hand delivered #Proximity book by toddglaser. A work of art and passion by this… https://t.co/ePozDgGQ8H
8/8
2017
https://t.co/IKWz7yznyi (@outerknown_live) sale through the end of the day today. We have three day sales… https://t.co/hO7D26r7Am
8/6
2017
Over a hundred styles. 50 - 75% off. 3 Days Only. Dive into our summer sale before it melts away...… https://t.co/QoHWfMTP6J
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
8/5
2017
Get a rare glimpse into the psyche of @kellyslater, surfing's most enduring competitor & innovator.… https://t.co/umgykz0Q9v
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
8/4
2017
Gliding at #Jbay the other week. Photo: @swainton https://t.co/lDip0EXaCBIf you've never seen #NorthShoreTheMovie, do yourself a favor. I'm stoked to see most of the… https://t.co/oxFmxHrQLS
8/3
2017
Read 'Following Kelly Pt. 5' Here - https://t.co/dv1VNm1dFm #outerknownjourney #MondayMotivation https://t.co/26M3CAaMFu
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
7/31
2017
Imagine if all other creatures were as destructive to the planet as we are. It's heartbreaking… https://t.co/aDgfbrlA1U
7/30
2017
My good friends (thegoodwinway) just released their movie, GIVEN, on Netflix...one of the most… https://t.co/yvN0KW5MZp
7/29
2017
Well...surgery was a success. https://t.co/O0B82ma9jq
7/28
2017
Doin 'work' with @brentbielmann in our favorite stretch of reef. There are only a couple guys… https://t.co/ZAGEPCiO5x
7/26
2017
Happy 30th Birthday, my love, @kalanimiller. A quick snippet of thousands of days of adventure… https://t.co/hB0iMJHCwJslaterdesigns #Gamma model hitting stores this week. Little excerpt from the testing phase a few… https://t.co/mzwhjvwXoq
7/25
2017

0