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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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Joined Twitter 4/6/09


Always an honor and humbling experience to share the circle at #TheEddie with the craziest crew… https://t.co/pBpnN06PTm
12/1
2016
My foot (I think) getting pitted. Photo: bboymaui. https://t.co/qh9ppROHyB
11/30
2016
Who didn't love @StarWars as a kid (or adult) and imagine themselves living out parts of the… https://t.co/Y01eWDBy7r
11/29
2016
Morning https://t.co/Qfcfq4lcAV
11/27
2016
#SaveTheVaquita. How cute are these guys (sans net)? There are only about 60 of these smallest… https://t.co/uol0oKNIxR
11/26
2016
Made it on Jeopardy. 🤓#WhatIs🏄🏽 https://t.co/p4uFMaYPUUToday is #WhiteRibbonDay, a day to educate and raise awareness about violence against women. The… https://t.co/D9OZkbCdi8I am the voice of Alice. You too can #BeHerVoice. Together we can break the silence. We must stop the violence.… https://t.co/kPot1Ml1NT
Retweeted by Kelly Slater
11/25
2016
Final chance to win a trip to Fiji with me and Shane Dorian. Enter here - https://t.co/JGecDvc5nj https://t.co/tD0ARHxNej
10/27
2016
Last chance for you to win a week in Fiji with me and Shane Dorian. Enter here - https://t.co/AESrgoxTaj https://t.co/JkgYI7cwyz
10/26
2016
You could come to Tavarua to enjoy a week of surfing with me and Shane Dorian. WIN HERE: https://t.co/HGWgbv14HK https://t.co/0Frrk8FlNh
10/20
2016
Shane Dorian and I are taking you to Fiji. Let's get some waves and sunshine. WIN HERE: https://t.co/rPCJy1CPG3 https://t.co/h7D1vkwJT7
10/13
2016
YOU could hang with me & Shane Dorian for 6 days in FIJI, flights & hotel included! WIN: https://t.co/duvXINJeU8 https://t.co/6MHUHXIpTv
10/7
2016
Great night with these dudes. Thanks for making this happen, pmtenore! #ApoliticalProcess art… https://t.co/kk07lo5ovQTwo years ago I watched the movie #Blackfish and was appalled to learn what my gut already knew… https://t.co/ceJC4C45lQ
9/21
2016
Apolitical Process A vision by Kelly Slater, Curated by PM Tenore. Featuring Bruce Reynolds,… https://t.co/DZJistBBzsFull array of beach findings in wax. https://t.co/hZ9EbKRO98I want to send condolences to friends and family of #ToddEndris who unfortunately succumbed to… https://t.co/ka4ZLyDYlB
9/19
2016
😳 Maybe i owe Spencer a wave at the Surf Ranch!? (Not) Sharing a few years back at Rincon. I'll… https://t.co/aPA35NcBWCAmen, #Spock...Ahead of our time. If you were to create a belief system for people to follow,… https://t.co/S6oM4hJHtK
9/16
2016
RIP my friend, rory_808 (2nd from right). Man...what can I say? It's painful to see so many… https://t.co/v1hhbqmQ8m
9/13
2016
LAST DAY for you to win a trip to the Surf Ranch! Will you be one of the 2 winners? GO: https://t.co/2kEhupMLbU https://t.co/NCh1aUq4HT
9/12
2016
Should be fun this weekend. Come on down to the #HurleyPro tomorrow. More swell on tap. Thanks… https://t.co/1WqMpnOhQJ
9/9
2016
You never know the state someone is in, the subconscious thoughts and harbored feelings no one… https://t.co/xe0FFhfXxD
9/8
2016
Always nice to be home. https://t.co/OZVWGaN8AB
9/6
2016
Great day of flying (and surfing). https://t.co/ehYGoW9rtw
9/5
2016
When your friend's kids #SingTalk a congratulations to you...maybe the best thing ever!… https://t.co/mixZiMaMXc
9/3
2016
Wouldn't mind another selfie like this after Lowers is all said and done. Can anyone find… https://t.co/lVWjfzeQV4Thanks to everyone who tuned in for my Facebook Live yesterday. We’re on our way to raising… https://t.co/qlgvGHl7Oa
9/2
2016
I have exciting news for you later today. For now - win 2 tickets to the Surf Ranch here - https://t.co/X1CTAfG50r https://t.co/ZppAEpkBb8
9/1
2016
eddieveddermusic onstage @theohanafest the other night. Thank you to everyone who made it out to… https://t.co/rzYBPHGTMn
8/30
2016
'There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination...' So long, #GeneWilder/#WillyWonka.… https://t.co/bd8ckW7Q0F
8/29
2016
When I die, line my friends up and have them toss bits of my ashes in tubes one after another.… https://t.co/jN1cNtSgbWThanks to the #TahitianWaterPatrol and all the locals at #Teahupoo for the support and for… https://t.co/D2E3ObB8Hh
8/27
2016
Back when center parts, super short trunks and 4 foot long logos were in fashion. Haha. This was… https://t.co/ikqet5Lqsz
8/26
2016
YOU could win a trip to the Surf Ranch, for a good cause! ENTER: https://t.co/HxDdpXt4tw https://t.co/xi1W6BlrnX
8/25
2016
Beyond stoked face! 😀🏄🏽 Thanks you to everyone who has supported me personally and… https://t.co/oMSIWcijY3Frontside floater. @ Teahupoo Pk 0 https://t.co/NzeWfIgNoJThank you, Teahupo'o. What a day in my life! @ Teahupoo... The End Of The Road https://t.co/akZ4V4CLfy
8/24
2016
Getting tired of these over here. You feel me? @ Tahiti https://t.co/M4K7huDMUN
8/21
2016
Me, too! kswaveco https://t.co/dsql3DJEzJ
8/20
2016
On the way. Friday traffic and I'm always late anyway. Can't believe we got on this flight! I… https://t.co/NnUMTbyfQ2
8/19
2016
@theohanafest coming up at Doheny State Beach on August 27th and 28th. #EddieVedder and… https://t.co/TMzJQ1TWqoWant to hang at the Surf Ranch? I’ve got 2 golden tickets waiting for you. WIN: https://t.co/YXUsYvkPAh https://t.co/NiOXU7Sqey
8/18
2016
I'm on #Undeniable w/#JoeBuck tonight at 8pm wherever you are in the states. Let me find which… https://t.co/rOzKRU0sdrTune in to the #UndeniableShow tonight - I sit down with @Buck . 8PM ET/PT on @AudienceSports . https://t.co/hIbvSAOXox
8/17
2016
Fun day of golf at the #OscarDeLaHoya Charity golf day. Oscar made me punch a bag and almost… https://t.co/tEQSkEqxu5
8/15
2016
@purps drop off today to khalilrafati at Point Dume @sunlifeorganics. If I didn't travel so much… https://t.co/06fxCPliiX#Stanley https://t.co/oiuWlcXUc2Sample Sale today and tomorrow, 10am til 2pm at @outerknown_live head office, 9300 Jefferson… https://t.co/WAHKiRQt6R
8/13
2016
Made these. Bahamas beach collections in wax. https://t.co/kmmT9dsb4s
8/12
2016
Been trying to find a way to sneak into the #SurfRanch and get a few waves to yourself? Well,… https://t.co/OxNIZGgCoaBig news - you can hang with me at the Surf Ranch! Let's ride waves for a good cause. WIN: https://t.co/aN5tnHmYRs https://t.co/7rf5JK2TJo
8/11
2016
#Repost from @michaelphelps last August. This guy is a beast. I'll just say congratulations on… https://t.co/TFGHtoHwhrEvery afternoon we get these squalls from the heat...humidity rising out of the state's… https://t.co/FcuZasA9EiMe and @stillfrothy Walter Cerny, Australia circa 1987 for the Pan Pacific Cup. One of the… https://t.co/aQPt5iFcWv
8/9
2016
I was waiting for some sanity to come back into this election cycle. Who's with me? 😄#TastyWaveshttps://t.co/hgVQHP1Ep0
8/8
2016
Getting more hours in with @worldofmark in the questaircraft #Kodiak yesterday. Nice to fly over… https://t.co/XFuPIB1WuVA huge thank you to #MikeMeldman and the whole crew down at bakersbayclub for taking care of us… https://t.co/jyYSWW9ecQ
8/7
2016
Please keep a lookout around LA/Malibu area (or anywhere up and down the coast by now) and send… https://t.co/RHrFw1IU8T
8/6
2016
I love this story. It's inspiring to see people have a chance in prison to better their lives… https://t.co/pDg5YUf6o9
8/5
2016
This topic just baffles me... @HawaiianAir should rectify their policy. It's ridiculous and a… https://t.co/MJhvJR7Was
8/2
2016
Lighthouse views this morning. #DixonHillLighthouse @ Dixon Hill Lighthouse - San Salvador Bahamas https://t.co/C0DT63ZmGo
8/1
2016
Cool seeing these old results. Remember many of these guys? https://t.co/QO93S5KEmA
7/30
2016
Gliding thru the outside bowl at Haleiwa last winter. I LOVE Haleiwa. brock.little Used to take… https://t.co/73PlsN7ihWJust posted a photo @ Bakers Bay, Grand Guana Cay, Bahamas https://t.co/f6X8vAJCAc
7/26
2016
Happy BDay, my love (@kalanimiller). Fun day with the crew at #BakersBay chasing pigs, feeding… https://t.co/BAb767XYnl
7/25
2016
My last sunset in South Africa for the year and it didn't disappoint. Sad I'm leaving so let's… https://t.co/bISmuIkggT
7/20
2016
Dusk swell lines. https://t.co/UP8tj1niQMOur friend (and BlackBelt) Sunshine at sunsetbchjiujitsu suffered a stroke yesterday which left… https://t.co/rc3yfpcKvj @stridersworld and I vibin' at a Quiksilver shoot in Newport in '96. Ha. Some classic photo… https://t.co/6bxOFLBXnT
7/19
2016
Today's bounty from Cape St. Francis. https://t.co/SHJw9VZp5X
7/18
2016
I feel fortunate yet sad to have visited the rhinos here in South Africa the last few years to… https://t.co/gMFjYAMIGs
7/16
2016
Won my heat. Happy. Man, the waves are fun. wsl #JBayOpen @ Supertubes Jeffreys Bay https://t.co/mlTTbBB8s6
7/9
2016
There's not a bad sunrise in these parts. @ Jefferies Bay https://t.co/HpMtAZHrNJJust posted a photo https://t.co/1q7jYQhH5nOh, hey little buddy. Some wildlife about today on land and in the water. No shortage of stuff… https://t.co/3MoFzzBGYv
7/7
2016
It's actually hard to take a bad photo here when the light pops. My natgeo moment… https://t.co/zNeYRNZXv6As @dusty_payne just noted, this might be a good time to Instagram. #JBay in all her glory for… https://t.co/R2DxjpR0zN
7/6
2016
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