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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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Joined Twitter 4/6/09


A quick shoutout to the @mendesbros and @mendesbros. Dropped them a board the other day to say… https://t.co/qeRzfrY2xk
9/23
2017
I think I'll hang out right about here for a while... https://t.co/WntkWnHv2N
9/22
2017
Happy anniversary, my love. Beautiful as ever. https://t.co/hDXyxL37z6
9/21
2017
Fun night last week at @theohanafest. Already looking forward to next year. Thanks to everyone… https://t.co/rCdMUYxK5A
9/17
2017
In memory of all those who needlessly lost their lives both on 9/11/2001 and since. State your… https://t.co/40sCQhPDfl
9/11
2017
zandervenezia By all accounts you were as good a friend as you were a surfer...thank you for the… https://t.co/AwyabIP9Cs
9/5
2017
At @sunlifeorganics USC with @Khalilrafati777 and crew. Congrats on the new store and thanks for… https://t.co/RKBCp7bKUC
9/3
2017
gerrylopezsurfboards just cruising and looking for shade last week. What a day...one we'll never… https://t.co/2zp0L2jqnE
9/2
2017
gerrylopezsurfboards it was fun to watch the eclipse with you and an honor to have you christen… https://t.co/KBqHSmjLtr
8/31
2017
Please join us at https://t.co/IKWz7yznyi (link in bio) for the second version of our #Continuance series… https://t.co/x3c19DhOqs
8/30
2017
Heavy barrels in Fiji with my daughter taylrsltr a couple years ago. @ Lemoore, California https://t.co/h811Is7Sow
8/22
2017
He's lucky my foot is broke as a joke! @bisping don't want none of this!!! @danawhite I'm coming… https://t.co/g7tXkZfsUo
8/16
2017
Full #Photobomb on my part. https://t.co/zzVHiubkZb
8/14
2017
When you make a new kid friend and they show you all their toys. https://t.co/Q4D4xC1cEA
8/12
2017
Hand delivered #Proximity book by toddglaser. A work of art and passion by this… https://t.co/ePozDgGQ8H
8/8
2017
https://t.co/IKWz7yznyi (@outerknown_live) sale through the end of the day today. We have three day sales… https://t.co/hO7D26r7Am
8/6
2017
Over a hundred styles. 50 - 75% off. 3 Days Only. Dive into our summer sale before it melts away...… https://t.co/QoHWfMTP6J
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8/5
2017
Get a rare glimpse into the psyche of @kellyslater, surfing's most enduring competitor & innovator.… https://t.co/umgykz0Q9v
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8/4
2017
Gliding at #Jbay the other week. Photo: @swainton https://t.co/lDip0EXaCBIf you've never seen #NorthShoreTheMovie, do yourself a favor. I'm stoked to see most of the… https://t.co/oxFmxHrQLS
8/3
2017
Read 'Following Kelly Pt. 5' Here - https://t.co/dv1VNm1dFm #outerknownjourney #MondayMotivation https://t.co/26M3CAaMFu
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7/31
2017
Imagine if all other creatures were as destructive to the planet as we are. It's heartbreaking… https://t.co/aDgfbrlA1U
7/30
2017
My good friends (thegoodwinway) just released their movie, GIVEN, on Netflix...one of the most… https://t.co/yvN0KW5MZp
7/29
2017
Well...surgery was a success. https://t.co/O0B82ma9jq
7/28
2017
Doin 'work' with @brentbielmann in our favorite stretch of reef. There are only a couple guys… https://t.co/ZAGEPCiO5x
7/26
2017
Happy 30th Birthday, my love, @kalanimiller. A quick snippet of thousands of days of adventure… https://t.co/hB0iMJHCwJslaterdesigns #Gamma model hitting stores this week. Little excerpt from the testing phase a few… https://t.co/mzwhjvwXoq
7/25
2017
Thanks #SunsetMagazine for the cover and story in your latest mag! Much appreciated. https://t.co/0Ot17LAN4M
7/22
2017
With the #JBay Fam yesterday still enjoying time and a full day here watching sharks swim… https://t.co/QxiKLPtyWv
7/20
2017
Was really looking forward to more of this today but going twice as fast. It just wasn't to be.… https://t.co/qwTzTLXlKR
7/18
2017
You ever folded your entire foot backwards? If you try it sometime, this is what it might look… https://t.co/VQ3A6Lw7M6
7/17
2017
#Continuance part 2 coming soon from South Africa by @outerknown_live. Surfing at 1000fps filmed… https://t.co/N6UyZsZxNj
7/16
2017
#JBay in all her glory yesterday. Thanks for the shots, toddglaser. @ Jeffrey's Bay https://t.co/Gsc1X7M4nd
7/15
2017
Serious question...you ever stand up on a wave and feel yourself channeling someone else, almost… https://t.co/EiSg93pomQ
7/13
2017
The only way to go left at #JBay. Hate the jet lag but so stoked to be back in South Africa… https://t.co/RID8pkdxc6
7/12
2017
If you're near Haleiwa/North Shore, there's a @mikohswimwear trunk show today and tomorrow from… https://t.co/UGEvMuhJUF
7/8
2017
30 years ago this month in HB. I used to stay with #PeggyRullo who owned Black Market leashes… https://t.co/eTC78uJVjJ
7/7
2017
@LeeMcCoyGolf Only one person can use that spot and anyone good enough will figure it out. https://t.co/QS0N9h5ijphttps://t.co/RIlePw38lq @april_608 @coco_ho @wsl You quit surfing and I'll stop letting coco film me playing music. Deal? 😎👍🏽
6/29
2017
I had to repost this one. Happy BDay, stephenisbelly! You've been one of the best friends I've… https://t.co/GbHd1VTqYW
6/27
2017
Last week. Photo: laurenross https://t.co/yH9nmJg42h
6/26
2017
Many thanks to mfj20th and the good people at facebook and instagram for inviting me to Cannes… https://t.co/RVNwm8YQ1m
6/23
2017
Amongst 200 people at a private estate on a hillside above the French Riviera listening to… https://t.co/doypLO007i
6/21
2017
Reposting this one since I added the wrong pic in last post rushing between flights...!!! So… https://t.co/exxPa9IBRO
6/19
2017
KS ON HIS FIRST TRIP TO FIJI https://t.co/NW7SglA7dY via @YouTube
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWin my ultimate surf kit here - https://t.co/mT7Sy1iiSu Sweepstakes ends June 16th @outerknown_live @firewireboardshttps://t.co/BKHW0lqDYa
6/15
2017
Tough to watch from the channel when the waves are as good as they are today but the final day… https://t.co/lyCaePEROw
6/14
2017
Not much surf lately but there's fireworks at night. @ Tavarua Island Resort https://t.co/PZKy3Dzrb8
6/11
2017
Yesterday was a lay day but there was competition to be had. Next stop Wimbledon... watch out @rogerfederer . 📷: To… https://t.co/Za2c0CtwlV
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterKS ON ITS NOT OK: https://t.co/cDMDp6jHi6 via @YouTube
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6/9
2017
Blessed to be at the #OKFijiPro during #WorldOceansDay. The ocean is everything to me but as… https://t.co/x1y3kuAVgNTom Servias mined his archive of @kellyslater & picked gems that showcase 25 years visiting Tavarua. #okfijiprohttps://t.co/9IFXAYqcqT
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWe are going live with @kellyslater on #WorldOceansDay! Submit your questions for Kelly around ocean health & tune… https://t.co/hl3sbvXQ3o
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6/8
2017
Win a @kellyslater surf kit! Pick any @firewireboards board | Choose Outerknown clothes for summer! Enter here:… https://t.co/eylMhL5qXW
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterA few from toddglaser the past couple of days. https://t.co/k6RQYU7AzX
6/7
2017
Haha. Never a good idea to be too cocky. https://t.co/GZRd6QHInZ
Retweeted by Kelly Slater @louistheroux please do a show on flat earthers. And please have them debate any credible scientist. Would be hilarious and interesting.
6/6
2017
A letter from our CEO Mark Walker in response to last weeks withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement… https://t.co/JsdY4fUpIb
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterThese are @KellySlater's top 5 travel destinations: https://t.co/qVgcFgPOWW Can you guess what's #1? #okfijiprohttps://t.co/4VO3svRo2J
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterHappy 21st, daughter. I can't believe it! I'm proud of the person you are and the company you… https://t.co/ifC0gUuyWR
6/5
2017
Tough day at the 'office' day one but today was a bit better. Small sample from toddglaser.… https://t.co/IEqm5V9aNS
6/4
2017
Boards are ready and @kellyslater is making his way out to Cloudbreak! #okfijipro @wsl @firewireboards Here we go! https://t.co/Z76sX3OmlQ
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterThe girls have waited almost a long time for swell so now...who's your pick for the women's… https://t.co/DNkmyCsnoO
6/3
2017
I'm not typically a hospital guy but when you need one, you do what you can to find the best man… https://t.co/42yiZKdv06
5/31
2017
@24Jlane Hope the non exam goes well!If @kellyslater RT's this we are exempt from our final economic exam! #OuterKnown #Economics #ItsNotOkayhttps://t.co/rZ6h1wa4iK
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5/23
2017
Glaser on point with the rectilinear. I guess it's hard to take a bad shot when the water is… https://t.co/UjQ6LdwDbI
5/19
2017
I'm sure I've posted this pic before but yesterday my first surf coach, #DickCatri, passed away.… https://t.co/1fyOvM019v
5/18
2017
Very proud to give a token of kswaveco's appreciation and gratitude to three wonderful… https://t.co/qLrbIy8vE0
5/17
2017
#HappyMothersDay, Mom. Love you. Not sure how you raised us three boys but thank you! (She hates… https://t.co/MjTlOodHdL
5/14
2017
Repost from @SeanDaveyPhoto from the #HotButteredProJunior at #Narrabeen back in January of '92.… https://t.co/z4U6pYc2bO
5/10
2017
Yesterday I reached 2M followers (thank you all so much!), went to the #ProximityMovie premiere… https://t.co/XpLwATmp6vPart One of a documentary series (#ContinuanceTour) celebrating the people and places that have… https://t.co/ZYlGlEoRgX
5/5
2017
Old school. Known this guy since about '85. So much history it hurts. Good to catch up on it at… https://t.co/SYnSof8zAk
5/3
2017
Ballin.' @bonfirebeachkids and @kellyslater are just about to make red carpet a little greener. #metgalahttps://t.co/FFSsRTxTgy
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5/2
2017
HELP PROTECT OUR LIFEGUARDS A group of personal injury lawyers and lawmakers are misleading the… https://t.co/8uIvSOoXRb
4/27
2017
I would like to thank the earth for days like this one👆🏽in Portugal a few years ago. Thanks for… https://t.co/pa0U5IZHo0
4/23
2017
Our Pain. Your Gain! This weekend we're moving warehouses and throwing an epic sale with up to 75% off! 3 Days Only… https://t.co/04VQEGTOPH
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWell...not a very successful trip to #BellsBeach this year but I had fun nonetheless. Good surf… https://t.co/sKY9h6OcuN
4/21
2017

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