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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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#RIP #PatOhare. This has always been a wild connection because our parents didn’t know each… https://t.co/Z4cjAQytjR
11/18
2017
conradjackcarr has already walked 1000 miles from New York to Florida over the past month to… https://t.co/IXuqn7DQZ0
11/16
2017
It's your LAST CHANCE to join me at the Surf Ranch. Use code WAVES at checkout for 50 bonus entries. GO -… https://t.co/j5l8tj1dEz
11/13
2017
It's your LAST CHANCE to enter to join me at the WSL Surf Ranch. All donations help @Americares ENTER HERE -… https://t.co/p5yZxQ0dfp
11/9
2017
@kalanirobb is still a better tube rider than everyone you know. kswaveco the other month.… https://t.co/DHHdfjIcSg
11/8
2017
Congratulations to Paul Bartholow from Santa Rosa, CA for winning the @StorQuest #BoxYourExcuses contest: https://t.co/fg4IBtnqQ8
11/3
2017
This was the first time I️ ever saw Andy stoked that I️ was in the barrel! Andy...wish this was… https://t.co/ltwUuigzWcI want to hang with you at the Surf Ranch! You'll ride the man-made wave, be coached by me and more. ENTER today… https://t.co/p6K15s23Iq
11/2
2017
Stoked to run into jakeburton77 tonight in NYC. Jake sponsored me for many years after acquiring… https://t.co/zYsFpHTGu8
11/1
2017
Thanks Jersey...you and yours were good to me today. Sorry I don’t have everyone’s tags but I… https://t.co/nS5WYYg25k
10/30
2017
@IanWalsh4...congrats on your win at #Peahi today...but mostly for the wave of a lifetime! Wow.… https://t.co/3yewBD5xV1If you’re not watching the #Peahi/#Jaws event live right now on the wsl app you might wanna turn… https://t.co/Xa3zLp9Iqi
10/28
2017
Well...it’s official...we have a building permit in Palm Beach County for #SurfRanchFlorida. I’m… https://t.co/3zBj61vcHV
10/26
2017
This could be you. Enter for your chance to hang with me at the Surf Ranch and ride my man-made wave. GO:… https://t.co/eFdDR9zn7q
10/24
2017
The kswaveco throwing me some shade a few days ago! I’m at a loss for words with this place.… https://t.co/HcBGpDFchK
10/23
2017
I got tubed today. Thanks raimanaworld for video and commentary. kswaveco @ Tachi Palace Hotel… https://t.co/Er8Eci53GS
10/19
2017
You could join me at the WSL Surf Ranch and ride my man-made wave. All donations help @Americares GO:… https://t.co/zUPQoV4YeO
10/17
2017
A huge thanks to all the surf shop retailers carrying @outerknown_live’s Nomadic line and to… https://t.co/EBFG6YY7jFTeaching coronakingsley off-the-tops last night and feeding vicious, wild animals. Thanks for… https://t.co/lOJRSRDHSD
10/14
2017
You may have already seen this posted elsewhere but...YOU could join me at the wsl Surf Ranch… https://t.co/TPLCpHJTCq
10/11
2017
You could join me at the WSL Surf Ranch. All donations help @Americares and their hurricane relief efforts. GO:… https://t.co/9rQ0Z3w49U
10/10
2017
What a pleasure to be invited to play golf on #TheOldCourse at #StAndrews as well as #Carnoustiehttps://t.co/Zr0DzcYsk7
10/9
2017
Last night with the #UniversityOfSaintAndrewsSurfClub . Good to catch up with this crew and see… https://t.co/qN7xaf7KTz
10/6
2017
Day one in Scotland. #StAndrews @ Old Course at St Andrews https://t.co/LWfHVp1SiX
10/4
2017
.@kellyslater's emotional ride to the Future Classic | @KSWaveCo Watch the full edit 👉 https://t.co/ulETIWKHjT https://t.co/y3ZcmMOlq3
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10/3
2017
This Friday through Sunday - @outerknown_live is hosting its 2nd annual sample sale! Join us tomorrow! https://t.co/GwtIox4KjE
9/28
2017
A quick shoutout to the @mendesbros and @mendesbros. Dropped them a board the other day to say… https://t.co/qeRzfrY2xk
9/23
2017
I think I'll hang out right about here for a while... https://t.co/WntkWnHv2N
9/22
2017
Happy anniversary, my love. Beautiful as ever. https://t.co/hDXyxL37z6
9/21
2017
Fun night last week at @theohanafest. Already looking forward to next year. Thanks to everyone… https://t.co/rCdMUYxK5A
9/17
2017
In memory of all those who needlessly lost their lives both on 9/11/2001 and since. State your… https://t.co/40sCQhPDfl
9/11
2017
zandervenezia By all accounts you were as good a friend as you were a surfer...thank you for the… https://t.co/AwyabIP9Cs
9/5
2017
At @sunlifeorganics USC with @Khalilrafati777 and crew. Congrats on the new store and thanks for… https://t.co/RKBCp7bKUC
9/3
2017
gerrylopezsurfboards just cruising and looking for shade last week. What a day...one we'll never… https://t.co/2zp0L2jqnE
9/2
2017
gerrylopezsurfboards it was fun to watch the eclipse with you and an honor to have you christen… https://t.co/KBqHSmjLtr
8/31
2017
Please join us at https://t.co/IKWz7yznyi (link in bio) for the second version of our #Continuance series… https://t.co/x3c19DhOqs
8/30
2017
Heavy barrels in Fiji with my daughter taylrsltr a couple years ago. @ Lemoore, California https://t.co/h811Is7Sow
8/22
2017
He's lucky my foot is broke as a joke! @bisping don't want none of this!!! @danawhite I'm coming… https://t.co/g7tXkZfsUo
8/16
2017
Full #Photobomb on my part. https://t.co/zzVHiubkZb
8/14
2017
When you make a new kid friend and they show you all their toys. https://t.co/Q4D4xC1cEA
8/12
2017
Hand delivered #Proximity book by toddglaser. A work of art and passion by this… https://t.co/ePozDgGQ8H
8/8
2017
https://t.co/IKWz7yznyi (@outerknown_live) sale through the end of the day today. We have three day sales… https://t.co/hO7D26r7Am
8/6
2017
Over a hundred styles. 50 - 75% off. 3 Days Only. Dive into our summer sale before it melts away...… https://t.co/QoHWfMTP6J
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8/5
2017
Get a rare glimpse into the psyche of @kellyslater, surfing's most enduring competitor & innovator.… https://t.co/umgykz0Q9v
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8/4
2017
Gliding at #Jbay the other week. Photo: @swainton https://t.co/lDip0EXaCBIf you've never seen #NorthShoreTheMovie, do yourself a favor. I'm stoked to see most of the… https://t.co/oxFmxHrQLS
8/3
2017
Read 'Following Kelly Pt. 5' Here - https://t.co/dv1VNm1dFm #outerknownjourney #MondayMotivation https://t.co/26M3CAaMFu
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7/31
2017
Imagine if all other creatures were as destructive to the planet as we are. It's heartbreaking… https://t.co/aDgfbrlA1U
7/30
2017
My good friends (thegoodwinway) just released their movie, GIVEN, on Netflix...one of the most… https://t.co/yvN0KW5MZp
7/29
2017
Well...surgery was a success. https://t.co/O0B82ma9jq
7/28
2017
Doin 'work' with @brentbielmann in our favorite stretch of reef. There are only a couple guys… https://t.co/ZAGEPCiO5x
7/26
2017
Happy 30th Birthday, my love, @kalanimiller. A quick snippet of thousands of days of adventure… https://t.co/hB0iMJHCwJslaterdesigns #Gamma model hitting stores this week. Little excerpt from the testing phase a few… https://t.co/mzwhjvwXoq
7/25
2017
Thanks #SunsetMagazine for the cover and story in your latest mag! Much appreciated. https://t.co/0Ot17LAN4M
7/22
2017
With the #JBay Fam yesterday still enjoying time and a full day here watching sharks swim… https://t.co/QxiKLPtyWv
7/19
2017
Was really looking forward to more of this today but going twice as fast. It just wasn't to be.… https://t.co/qwTzTLXlKR
7/18
2017
You ever folded your entire foot backwards? If you try it sometime, this is what it might look… https://t.co/VQ3A6Lw7M6
7/17
2017
#Continuance part 2 coming soon from South Africa by @outerknown_live. Surfing at 1000fps filmed… https://t.co/N6UyZsZxNj
7/16
2017
#JBay in all her glory yesterday. Thanks for the shots, toddglaser. @ Jeffrey's Bay https://t.co/Gsc1X7M4nd
7/15
2017
Serious question...you ever stand up on a wave and feel yourself channeling someone else, almost… https://t.co/EiSg93pomQ
7/13
2017
The only way to go left at #JBay. Hate the jet lag but so stoked to be back in South Africa… https://t.co/RID8pkdxc6
7/12
2017
If you're near Haleiwa/North Shore, there's a @mikohswimwear trunk show today and tomorrow from… https://t.co/UGEvMuhJUF
7/8
2017
30 years ago this month in HB. I used to stay with #PeggyRullo who owned Black Market leashes… https://t.co/eTC78uJVjJ
7/7
2017
@LeeMcCoyGolf Only one person can use that spot and anyone good enough will figure it out. https://t.co/QS0N9h5ijphttps://t.co/RIlePw38lq @april_608 @coco_ho @wsl You quit surfing and I'll stop letting coco film me playing music. Deal? 😎👍🏽
6/29
2017
I had to repost this one. Happy BDay, stephenisbelly! You've been one of the best friends I've… https://t.co/GbHd1VTqYW
6/27
2017
Last week. Photo: laurenross https://t.co/yH9nmJg42h
6/26
2017
Many thanks to mfj20th and the good people at facebook and instagram for inviting me to Cannes… https://t.co/RVNwm8YQ1m
6/23
2017
Amongst 200 people at a private estate on a hillside above the French Riviera listening to… https://t.co/doypLO007i
6/21
2017
Reposting this one since I added the wrong pic in last post rushing between flights...!!! So… https://t.co/exxPa9IBRO
6/19
2017
KS ON HIS FIRST TRIP TO FIJI https://t.co/NW7SglA7dY via @YouTube
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWin my ultimate surf kit here - https://t.co/mT7Sy1iiSu Sweepstakes ends June 16th @outerknown_live @firewireboardshttps://t.co/BKHW0lqDYa
6/15
2017
Tough to watch from the channel when the waves are as good as they are today but the final day… https://t.co/lyCaePEROw
6/14
2017
Not much surf lately but there's fireworks at night. @ Tavarua Island Resort https://t.co/PZKy3Dzrb8
6/11
2017
Yesterday was a lay day but there was competition to be had. Next stop Wimbledon... watch out @rogerfederer . 📷: To… https://t.co/Za2c0CtwlV
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterKS ON ITS NOT OK: https://t.co/cDMDp6jHi6 via @YouTube
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6/9
2017
Blessed to be at the #OKFijiPro during #WorldOceansDay. The ocean is everything to me but as… https://t.co/x1y3kuAVgN
6/8
2017
Tom Servias mined his archive of @kellyslater & picked gems that showcase 25 years visiting Tavarua. #okfijiprohttps://t.co/9IFXAYqcqT
Retweeted by Kelly SlaterWe are going live with @kellyslater on #WorldOceansDay! Submit your questions for Kelly around ocean health & tune… https://t.co/hl3sbvXQ3o
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6/7
2017

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