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Kevin Smith @kevsmith RTP North Carolina

Formerly of Operable, Chef, and Basho. Currently Sr. Eng at Adroll. Erlang/Elixir enthusiast. Dabbles in distributed systems and proglang design.

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Joined Twitter 7/28/07


@obfuscurity Using GitHub issues to track feature requests and the like? @obfuscurity Hmmmmm
4/25
2018
@joeerl Imo air travel has all the sophistication and comfort of livestock transport.2 days later and I’m still thinking about “You Were Never Really Here”. A beautiful, moving, and brutal movie. Joaquin Phoenix is amazing. @base10 That’s easy! Just npm update.
4/24
2018
@SeanTAllen I have been enstappinated. @markimbriaco Yeah, it’s a fabulous comparison. @base10 In that they are both stimulants, sure. In that the comparison adds to the social burden of folks coping w/ADHD, no.First thing I see in my Twitter feed this morning: “Adderall is just like meth”. FFS. Ok Monday. So it’s gonna be like this is it?
4/23
2018
Is it the time of the week where we go play in traffic yet?“Walk out of a meeting as soon as it is obvious you aren’t adding value. It’s not rude to leave, it is rude to make… https://t.co/fje5WjRMyL
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4/18
2018
@doubt72 dude. Dude. DUDE.I’m at the stage of learning Rust where I need a meaty project idea so I can build a non-toy thing. Hmmm…. @cmeik !!! Awesome !!! @base10 I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet @cmeik Any chance materials will be available for non-attendees? Am willing to pay since I know preparing good material is a ton of work.I was in court yesterday and if it wasn’t for the attorney representing the press, Sean Hannity’s name would have b… https://t.co/0YY8vKooi9
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4/17
2018
We need to set up a PD rotation for the news cycle. This shit is tiring… @SeanTAllen Late, high adoption costs, slow adoption momentum and The Path To The Future. The last point only reall… https://t.co/Ok09CgvzlGWayland is the IPv6 of display technologies.Decomposing functions in AWS Lambda *by cost* is the apparent reality of distributed programming today and throws a… https://t.co/lhuEIiHCjq
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @skeptomai I just finished season 1 last night. Trying to hold off on season 2 to make it last a little longer. Hea… https://t.co/6KeT1RM4EmCardinal is the Canadian police show I didn’t know I needed. So. Good. @shelton Such concentrated happiness and memery!
4/16
2018
I'm a firm believer that applications should not rely on containers in order to work correctly. Containers are just… https://t.co/OsN7yfDiKF
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4/3
2018
@base10 Looks like Munch’s “The Scream”
3/30
2018
So many feels https://t.co/gzAtguIhli @jedisct1 Well said, sir. Thank you for your work on lib sodium! @SeanTAllen @slfritchie Great intro on a topic I wish more people were aware of. Upvoted!
3/29
2018
Chunk's Choice for the week is Wormwood, Gentleman Corpse: Mr. Wormwood Goes to Washington HC from @Templesmith. Ou… https://t.co/Sbrmhbs6M7
Retweeted by Kevin SmithWhat do you get when cross lattices (think CRDTs, Bloom) with one-thread-per-core actors? A state of the art key-va… https://t.co/COeOuK0Jvg
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3/28
2018
I do not want the website to display notifications. I do not want the website to know my location. I do not want th… https://t.co/Gr0Qs2DYm9
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3/9
2018
@markimbriaco 100% agreeThe bittersweet feeling when you see a company pitch a new feature your last startup built and failed to gain traction.
2/5
2018
The sound of a hiccuping dog is surprisingly disturbing.
1/23
2018
Have to replace my dying iPhone 6s. Looking forward to the purchasing experience about as much as buying a used car.Internet, listen... I’m a giver. I give and I give. But now I need you. I need 200k retweets to go dance with peng… https://t.co/AU3TOE4I3G
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1/22
2018
Erlang & Elixir FTW: https://t.co/nbpxBc1J1Y
1/8
2017
@shelton Are you down with OPB?When you look at your AWS data transfer costs and are all like lolwutProud to see our former Erlang specialist @miriampena featured as one of the "12 Inspiring Staff Engineers to Watch… https://t.co/GCxKJvUHYv
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @ErlangSolutions @miriampena @women2 @BayAreaGGD Super proud to work with @miriampena every day
12/6
2017
The Columbine school shooting shocked America. As of today, it is no longer one of the 10 deadliest shootings in modern US history.
Retweeted by Kevin SmithNot that I expected much in $35 hardware but the RPi’s audio DAC is surprisingly noisy.
11/6
2017
@michael_mizak This might be relevant to your interests: https://t.co/O2n2aWpCUz
8/25
2017
Git is a helluva drug. @shelton Climate change ;-)
8/22
2017
@lusis Is it JailBlimp, KaleLimp, MailShrimp, or MailChimp?Shout out to the fine ppl @ Greek Fiesta for knowing what’s up when I place my order 👍 https://t.co/a8mnKCPhUv
8/18
2017
It is sobering statistic that 7 out of 10 Americans will serve as Donald Trump’s White House Communications Director.
Retweeted by Kevin Smithgotta add "scaramucci" to the dictionary as a measure of time
Retweeted by Kevin SmithEvery. Voting. Machine. Fell. To. Hackers. Been writing about this for long. Optical scan ballots are the way to go… https://t.co/MjeGWNAwCq
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7/31
2017
@OliverFerrigni Cake and bourbon FTW @soosiechoi One of the many services I provide :) @soosiechoi Drop a wedge doorstop behind you when you exit.I quit computers. This headline is making me quit. I hate this industry. https://t.co/u0fcdXsE8Y
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @OliverFerrigni All the carbs @soosiechoi Groundhog Day Door
7/25
2017
@nzben They’re good wolves, Bronn @psi 300/30 cable modem but gigabit fiber is in my future which is why I upgraded.
7/24
2017
Many things in this world to get made about. Doctor Who’s gender is not one of them.
7/17
2017
A bourbon-shaped day. @jtimberman I hear Python is nice… @randysecrist Feel free to send your resume to me directly - kevin.smith@adroll.comI’m looking for Erlang devs to work on the real time bidding system @ Adroll. Remotes welcome!
7/12
2017
@foxcaptions @michael_mizak They’re all good foxes, Brint.
7/8
2017
Aaaand that’s enough Twitter for today.Apocalypse now. “Control baby’s experience with the NurturePod App.” https://t.co/InTYLAzhSq https://t.co/PMq77X7nMt
Retweeted by Kevin SmithHN's Who's Hiring July has 11 Elixir jobs with 4 mentioning Phoenix specifically. It's exciting to see the job opportunities blowing up
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @ohammersmith Here ya go: https://t.co/kmXL2UyqK8 @ohammersmith I don’t think so. I didn’t have any QoS or DPI enabled when I measured.Reading news for the first time in 4 days has me like: https://t.co/9vWcUF8LVaPF publishes netflow records via pflow to a netcapd collector giving me detailed info on network behavior. A++ Would upgrade again (3/3)My net connection is “rated” for 300/30 Mbps. Before upgrade: 118/21 Mbps. After upgrade: 342/20 Mbps (O.O) (2/3)Wowzers. Upgraded my home router from a Ubiquiti EdgeRouter Lite to small x86 box running OpenBSD & PF. Wish I’d done this sooner (1/3)
7/5
2017
@sogrady Achievement unlocked?I would prefer to have already written this complicated piece of software some years ago. #evergreentweet
Retweeted by Kevin SmithHappy Friday! https://t.co/EtQ8d9nnGQ
6/30
2017
Sage words. https://t.co/i0YjCsUJmF
6/29
2017

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