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Kevin Smith @kevsmith RTP North Carolina

Formerly of Operable, Chef, and Basho. Currently Sr. Eng at Adroll. Erlang/Elixir enthusiast. Dabbles in distributed systems and proglang design.

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Joined Twitter 7/28/07


@lusis Is it JailBlimp, KaleLimp, MailShrimp, or MailChimp?Shout out to the fine ppl @ Greek Fiesta for knowing what’s up when I place my order 👍 https://t.co/a8mnKCPhUv
8/18
2017
It is sobering statistic that 7 out of 10 Americans will serve as Donald Trump’s White House Communications Director.
Retweeted by Kevin Smithgotta add "scaramucci" to the dictionary as a measure of time
Retweeted by Kevin SmithEvery. Voting. Machine. Fell. To. Hackers. Been writing about this for long. Optical scan ballots are the way to go… https://t.co/MjeGWNAwCq
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7/31
2017
@OliverFerrigni Cake and bourbon FTW @soosiechoi One of the many services I provide :) @soosiechoi Drop a wedge doorstop behind you when you exit.I quit computers. This headline is making me quit. I hate this industry. https://t.co/u0fcdXsE8Y
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @OliverFerrigni All the carbs @soosiechoi Groundhog Day Door
7/25
2017
@nzben They’re good wolves, Bronn @psi 300/30 cable modem but gigabit fiber is in my future which is why I upgraded.
7/24
2017
Many things in this world to get made about. Doctor Who’s gender is not one of them.
7/17
2017
A bourbon-shaped day. @jtimberman I hear Python is nice… @randysecrist Feel free to send your resume to me directly - kevin.smith@adroll.comI’m looking for Erlang devs to work on the real time bidding system @ Adroll. Remotes welcome!
7/12
2017
@foxcaptions @michael_mizak They’re all good foxes, Brint.
7/8
2017
Aaaand that’s enough Twitter for today.Apocalypse now. “Control baby’s experience with the NurturePod App.” https://t.co/InTYLAzhSq https://t.co/PMq77X7nMt
Retweeted by Kevin SmithHN's Who's Hiring July has 11 Elixir jobs with 4 mentioning Phoenix specifically. It's exciting to see the job opportunities blowing up
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @ohammersmith Here ya go: https://t.co/kmXL2UyqK8 @ohammersmith I don’t think so. I didn’t have any QoS or DPI enabled when I measured.Reading news for the first time in 4 days has me like: https://t.co/9vWcUF8LVaPF publishes netflow records via pflow to a netcapd collector giving me detailed info on network behavior. A++ Would upgrade again (3/3)My net connection is “rated” for 300/30 Mbps. Before upgrade: 118/21 Mbps. After upgrade: 342/20 Mbps (O.O) (2/3)Wowzers. Upgraded my home router from a Ubiquiti EdgeRouter Lite to small x86 box running OpenBSD & PF. Wish I’d done this sooner (1/3)
7/5
2017
@sogrady Achievement unlocked?I would prefer to have already written this complicated piece of software some years ago. #evergreentweet
Retweeted by Kevin SmithHappy Friday! https://t.co/EtQ8d9nnGQ
6/30
2017
Sage words. https://t.co/i0YjCsUJmF @lusis https://t.co/oOP6ocZDXh @lusis Problem?
6/29
2017
"Things are changing at the O'Reilly online shop - we are no longer selling individual books and videos via https://t.co/R0m2C3EXfa." :(
Retweeted by Kevin SmithNightmare fuel. https://t.co/EuczhbAvlM
6/28
2017
@andrewwatson SAD! #FML
6/27
2017
@indivisible_usa @sarahkendzior I believe it. I see the same trends here in NC (Raleigh resident and long time liberal).Journalists protect their sources, right? Right? @sarahkendzior Not at all what I expected from TX. At least she’s part of the reality-based community…
6/6
2017
@seancribbs But putting the error codes in the response body is more portabler.
6/2
2017
Welp. Good luck California, Oregon and Washington for keeping us closer than we otherwise would be. https://t.co/9hF7G1HPen
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @jmrodri ¿Donde está covfefe? #lulz
6/1
2017
Spicer going audio only suggests he has entered the rare but documented Gollum phase of dignity wraithdom.
Retweeted by Kevin SmithThink I’ll start writing an apology letter to my future grandchildren for the shit world we’re leaving them.Trump: I want to send a spacecraft to the sun. NASA: It will burn up before it gets there. Trump: Go at night.
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5/31
2017
@rvirding @ErlangCentral But not man page reading, sadly.Erlang’s dbg module has an API only a mother could love.
5/30
2017
@laserllama Becomes middle-aged muzak?
5/26
2017
The longer I’m in software engineering, especially technical leadership, the more I appreciate studying logistics in college.
5/25
2017
GraphQL Erlang release! https://t.co/VCNYsykp24 , https://t.co/VddFLae5Rd , Documentation book: https://t.co/jlhKZ9X93J #erlang #opensource
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @shelton I CAN SEE THE TASTE.Everything is only for a day, both that which remembers and that which is remembered.
Retweeted by Kevin SmithTRUMP: the pulsing orb is fantastic. my brain hums as i stroke its oily black surface, my enemies will die in rivers of blood. terrific orb!
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5/22
2017
Gonna build a synth! https://t.co/2BGEMGDEo9Aww yissss https://t.co/zC1gXqDQjF
5/18
2017
I use Unix because of its elegant design https://t.co/ZgeLldOX72
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5/17
2017
entrepreneurship: “all-time sales record! whoo-hoo!” *no sales for 2 days* “i’m a failure and doomed.”
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5/15
2017
Borderlands Books how I’ve missed you…
5/9
2017
I’ll be speaking tonight @Chef meetup talking about my experience going from IC to VP. https://t.co/akqebeLu8U
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4/18
2017
@influxed Working on it. @lusis That was quite the Exchange ;-)Let's see if I remember how to do this....https://t.co/aVvlmNsRJyThis year's @Moogfest looks amazing! https://t.co/UqgaxAEBqY
4/5
2017
sufficiently conscientious developers are indistinguishable from SRE
Retweeted by Kevin Smith @dmitriid Thanks. Also agree w/you sentiment....
4/4
2017
WebAssembly can literally not get here fast enough, imo. @SeanTAllen I think I've relived the last 7-8 years of webapp evolution in the past week. Mud ball architecture writ large.Lorem fucking ipsum. Time to play Watchdogs2 and forget about this shit for a while. Gaaaah.Goddammit. https://t.co/eTj4QfLitM @brettbuddin Best way i can describe it "non euclidean behavior"May the fates have mercy on me but I think I'm starting to understand webpack. @dmitriid Single page adrenal exhaustion is real based on my experience so far.I'm really trying to be positive and push thru the errors but I wonder how the @#$@! any code gets written w/modern JS tooling.
4/3
2017
Now to get this stuff in a searchable index.....Random fact: Legislative (bills & amendments) output of US congress 1999 - current is ~35GB.Giving Solr a try to see if I can delay wrangling the ES beast.....
3/30
2017
The right to eat a sub-standard banana by the light of an inefficient bulb. That's the hill these fuckwits chose to die on.
Retweeted by Kevin SmithSize of text output for each congressional session 108th to current https://t.co/JVT41u1bU1
3/29
2017

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