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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Seattle, WA

Knit when I have time to sit. Burritos. Cats. Music. Gym. Marketing & Social Media Consultant at @Simple. Previously @Uber + πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ of #UberKITTENS. Tweets = mine

1,280 Following   6,176 Followers   38,977 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/26/08


@mshannabrooks purrrrrfect @christengreene πŸ’–https://t.co/uFB7FIUsPr
Retweeted by Jen JoyceThe last day of decency. I've been so proud for the last 8 years. #ThankYouObama https://t.co/yvpAdMFhV3Today we were trap queens #fitness // @DoingAGreatJob https://t.co/Zor4MMH3Sa @QEDunham @caseywest πŸ˜ΈπŸ˜»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜»πŸ˜Έ @andrew_walsh Let's talk about my mid/late teen obsession with MxPx. They played a reunion show at Showbox last yr & I was sooo there obvi.When the train holds up your @uber_pdx #UberEATS delivery https://t.co/7ZAqtl1ltE @andrew_walsh @lukeburbank Also tweeted at 3:07am. Maybe he was up all night with bad gas & it made him cranky.
1/19
2017
When best friends make the best plans ➑️ https://t.co/BbFDXEWVYmCardio day βœŒπŸΌπŸ’€ https://t.co/hTyRyTQO2aSooooo this place has string cheese, vegan jerky, and a raw cafe across the street. Did I mention they’re hiring? https://t.co/vmbdYU3XImGoddesses: ✨ "Do you have any idea of your power?" ✨ https://t.co/C1iKnAd7Le
Retweeted by Jen JoyceAN ANCIENT CAMPAIGN BY CATS TO DOMINATE THE INTERNET ONLY CAME TO FRUITION IN THE LAST DECADEβ€”BUT IT'S BEEN LONG FORETOLD
Retweeted by Jen JoyceDearest Seattle! Headed to the #WomansMarch on Saturday? @Uber_SEA will give you $5 off your ride, y’all!… https://t.co/R3JwKoJeeKThe @simple office is pretty easy on the eyes. Here's proof! V stoked to be here. https://t.co/uYCkrvwTRl#NowPlaying Joke by Chastity Belt β™« https://t.co/54J2S20gP9
1/18
2017
Working remotely in Portland while in Portland to work in the office. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― #pdxtst @ghod @estrellitaxvx THAT KITTEN. @katynicoud Good thing I'm headed to Portland today!
1/17
2017
@ClintJolly It's deeeeelish!Let's talk about halloumi. 😍"Wait why do we come here? I don't think it's for treats, Mom." https://t.co/OyB0zHDZkQ"Only in the darkness can you see the stars." Let's be the stars, friends. #MLKday
1/16
2017
My bff is v pretty and smart and a bad ass b. https://t.co/U4vz0DUZtLNext @seahawks jersey purchase? @mosesbread72, hands down. 😎#NowPlaying Door by Nice As Fuck β™« https://t.co/oo6QwoRYzf @JessEstrada https://t.co/bHfNkDkavfDid you guys feel that? Woa. All of a sudden all of Seattle turned into @HoustonTexans fans!Seattle will always love you, boys. Get healthy. We'll see you next year! #GOHAWKS @seattlish https://t.co/8QitChRvl9 @redheadwonder6 shushLET'S πŸ‘πŸΌ THROW πŸ‘πŸΌ MONEY πŸ‘πŸΌ AT πŸ‘πŸΌ THE πŸ‘πŸΌ O πŸ‘πŸΌ LINE πŸ‘πŸΌ NEXT πŸ‘πŸΌ YEAR πŸ‘πŸΌ SO πŸ‘πŸΌ RUSSELL πŸ‘πŸΌ CAN πŸ‘πŸΌ DO πŸ‘πŸΌ HIS πŸ‘πŸΌ THING πŸ‘πŸΌSo like interception rn? #GOHAWKSOk @seahawks fans! Only positivity right now. Think all the positive thoughts. Send them all to Atlanta! #GOHAWKSRAWLS! https://t.co/f88rjhgvcaHeartbreaker. Couch licker. Master of thinking he can dig a hole in the chair to hide his bone. #HitchcocktheGreat https://t.co/GDyPAbqqpN
1/14
2017
Ok now I need to know what emoji to use for the @EugeneMirman comedy special.Livin' my best Friday night life like ➑️ πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ·πŸ›‹πŸ“ΊπŸ±πŸ·πŸ· But like what emoji do you use for the @donaldglover comedy special?Much better. #MAKA https://t.co/KfnznxUGKM#MAKA, y’all! https://t.co/uResSeZ2Ou😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/hdD6e2bspX @lukeburbank Can we merge this with HΓΌsker DΓΌ and make the ultimate drop?This is the 2 second video the world needs now https://t.co/jpRvEOXNNZ
1/13
2017
#FightTrump cause well, duh. https://t.co/xG6IytC3zfYup. I'm crying too, Joe. I'm crying too. https://t.co/M4Ku7hdLFq @simple @Semper_Fly https://t.co/L9cNdNj3kP#NowPlaying Off to New York City by BOYS β™« https://t.co/EhQOsF1Hpd @TravisMayfield https://t.co/sZ8oFJHPcR @DRUBRU πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸΌ
1/12
2017
Smart move, @amazonprimenow. V smart. 😎 https://t.co/OBM3C6NZutA haiku for @DRUBRU… *clears throat* Dat grey beanie doe. How can I replace it, guys? Will pay for shipping.Me: I can make an office w/ things I have! Don’t need you, new desk/chair! My butt: What? Sorry. Fell asleep cause this chair is the worst.RT if you're not a reporter and want to see Trump's tax returns
Retweeted by Jen JoyceApparently a kitty has discovered the spider plant. I just learned that it contains chemical compounds related to opium. Happy Wednesday! @mastorna Yay, indeed! Who else is Seattle remote? How exciting!
1/11
2017
Obama is passing the torch to us...not Trump. It's time to get to work, y'all!I just want Barack and Joe to start a podcast. @realjoshlewis Nope! Working remotely. #EMERALDCITYFOREVER #Maybenotforever #cantleaveyet @kthcswll Yesssss! // @simple @jilljubs Team JJ! I’ll totally be there. 😻 @jilljubs I’m based in Seattle too! I hear there is a great group of Simple buds here in the Emerald City. We should all meet up! @jilljubs Yes! I will be in PDX next week! @simple 😘😘😘Hi! Tomorrow I start consulting for @simple. Here's some live footage of me so you can visually understand my excit… https://t.co/KXNHAjVqO3If you ever get an email from me and this is included, you know I mean business. #businesscat https://t.co/7ryWuGZwDbimagine you were such a fuck up that meryl streep used a lifetime achievement speech to tell the world how shitty you are
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1/10
2017
@ToriGlass Thank you!!Well, yea. https://t.co/op0HTtkrSz
1/9
2017
Hi! This morning I made gluten free coconut pancakes with a raspberry reduction. 😎 https://t.co/vVnlg4WFj0
1/8
2017
Let's talk about this @DougBaldwinJr butt catch, you guys.Oooooh, @prich10. Just keep it up with those one hand catches and those cute lil dances. Thanks! #GOHAWKS @SFSanj After 5 yrs + 3 months it was time for me to rest & then find next thing! Unless this was targeted toward @chrismessina, thx! HahahaTime to get it! 😎 https://t.co/tHsZreMaKNHey @SpeakerRyan! Last time I checked, you are a public servant. Why are you refusing to hear from those you serve? #IStandWithPP @chrismessina Shhhhhhh....
1/7
2017
@chrismessina Welcome to the other side. @LusciousPear I meeeean I have until the 30th to dispose of my tree in the food waste bin. There were already 2 in there today. #doingmypartMy cat just looked at me & let out the most horrific fart. Is this what it's like in @the_oa when he releases the gas into their cells? 😱
1/6
2017
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