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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Seattle, WA

Now: Brand at @simple. Then: 31st employee/Marketing at @Uber + lady who created #UberKITTENS ๐Ÿ˜ป Always: Cats. Music. Gym. Knit when time to sit.

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Joined Twitter 11/26/08


@sarahesterman https://t.co/NhuvMQB3Kz @LarsGarvey @iandenning85 https://t.co/rP9RNUcRef @sarahesterman https://t.co/mVPstlzj4D @LarsGarvey @iandenning85 https://t.co/XDg997l6D6 @sarahesterman YOU GOT THIS. Youโ€™re such an amazing and smart person. @LarsGarvey @iandenning85 I thought we werenโ€™t talking about this @iandenning85 Come workout with me M/F at noon! Hahaha @ndimichino Nick. This is something to be proud of. OWN IT. Love your pizza eating self.I called senators yesterday. Have you? Donโ€™t know what to say or who to call? DM me and Iโ€™ll help. ๐Ÿ˜˜ https://t.co/xBa3qj1Mbr
9/22
2017
@LarsGarvey @Uber @oliviamunn https://t.co/CHuNFcTYOb @LarsGarvey @Uber @oliviamunn Who?! @rebowers Ommmmggggggggggg @saredelman @Uber @oliviamunn Paw-lease. Iโ€™m paw-sitive you could come up with mew-ore. (I could do this all day buโ€ฆ https://t.co/bSCHeRRD3U @ghod @Uber @oliviamunn Olivia and Bey - Uber Queens @saredelman @Uber @oliviamunn Super Claw-some @saredelman @Uber @oliviamunn It would have been purrrrrrrrfect @saredelman @Uber @oliviamunn I mean we could have had Olivia help deliver some kittens... ya know?Hey @uber fam! How did I not know that @oliviamunn was an early investor? Was probs too busy answering tickets. Alright, I understand now. @davidhoang @sarahesterman I WOULD LOVE TO HANG OUT NEXT TIME. (YES, Iโ€™M YELLING.)A watched iPhone never updates.Oh no how long have I been clenching my jaw @paulbalcerak https://t.co/PzI0q1wYeyGrown man on this bus is picking his nose... AND...EATING...IT. What should I do? @jilljubs @fastly https://t.co/4iQZDWEeWx
9/20
2017
Beach so moody https://t.co/R9qkWWTVDr @neelyolson Real humans who have real feelings do not eat fish in confined spaces unless it's the last thing to eatโ€ฆ https://t.co/ek9P5ho4s4I mean I have no choice but to do this every time I do yoga in my living room. https://t.co/BjmUvIUyDnWhen your best friend (@bstasia) has the best sign ๐Ÿ˜Ž #fuckthatguy https://t.co/4QiWgRYQPK @MatPDX THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND @bstasia!!!!
9/19
2017
@TommyPierucki @tomasccampos Awwww ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ @codygoins @julia_paleski @Adweek Not an #ad @julia_paleski @Adweek I am! I am! @coreykindberg LOL I didn't even do anything and I got dropped -- GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION @dandean https://t.co/RAVTdWHz6uThe person next to me on this Bolt Bus is eating salmon because clearly no one else in this world matters. @griner @Adweek Of course! Great work! ๐Ÿ˜ŽThe @Adweek podcast is top notch! Really enjoying it. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ @jordancondo @nytimestravel @stephronyt One million points for not saying "Uber but for camping!" ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰
9/18
2017
@Ana_M_Medina @Uber @Google @QuickenLoans @flyinstyleapp @SFEFCU YeeeeeeeeesI didn't go to college, was a marketing manager at @Uber for 5 1/2 years, and now working in fintech. #unqualifiedfortechI drew a picture of our O line: ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Retweeted by Jen JoyceThat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ guy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ White ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ House ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ is ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ loon ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผI love this commercial so very much. https://t.co/0DjbkeFS2n @carlyrigby Football!
9/17
2017
We're very pretty. https://t.co/noEfZ9T0t3I just came here to brag to you that I went on a sailboat yesterday. Carry on. https://t.co/VIjAbczDFG
9/16
2017
lol I don't remember doing this https://t.co/TbRUU48BR5 @PlannerHero https://t.co/0hdGU5qs7oOn my run, a squirrel ran along side me for one block. This is either very cute or very terrifying. Discuss.As someone who did countless "request this limited number experience in the Uber app!", remove bee from bonnet & just know that people won ๐Ÿ˜˜I would love to see how many button smashes happened all at once for the #pastapassport. Y'all sure are an angry bunch!hard pass + this targeting is...interesting + did I mention hard pass + stop yelling at me, Scientology https://t.co/JQ8cU4YxTG @LarsGarvey @12thMan_Rising I may be slightly biased but itโ€™s great! @imteddybless One time I was told in the middle of Pike Place Market that he was not ready for a relationship. Bullet, dodged.
9/14
2017
Do the farmer's carry with 55lb kettle bells in each hand, he said. It will make you stronger, he said Me rn https://t.co/iBwypWqEUm @coreykindberg I mean I was already going there @andrew_walsh @lukeburbank LOL โ€œUber Jenโ€ foreverrrrr @coreykindberg HBD BB @andrew_walsh @lukeburbank https://t.co/ZxPWf8A9d9 @andrew_walsh @lukeburbank Well, this WAS going to be the last episode I listened to ever but you just lured me back. @lukeburbank @andrew_walsh Yโ€™ALL STARTED TALKING ABOUT CONCUR AS I WAS ADDING TO MY EXPENSE REPORT WOOOOOA ARE YOU WATCHING ME @michelledeidre I will need to follow for midday happy breaks. Pls share! @misscrisp I actually have not even really looked into it hahaha I just opened up twitter and people were screamingโ€ฆ https://t.co/fnkvxI01vIthis is the moment the popcorn gif was made for https://t.co/WlZgdOoft3Good morning twitter! I see you are angry about a company trying to replace bodegas with vending machines!
9/13
2017
@michelledeidre OmgggggggIf you were to combine all of my life into a GIF this is it. This is me. https://t.co/JSzaB76CabLook out, world! While working on some new photo content, I downloaded a stop motion app and NOW I CANโ€™T BE STOPPED. @estoner @jilljubs OMG HBD!
9/12
2017
Always @TrustTheBum (cause when you surf your locks needs some love. Also, let's talk about how good my hair smellsโ€ฆ https://t.co/lFtOXycYlv @jbillinson @jonhumbert And no one is surprised @SeattleMaven Come on now. That's just the officiating.NFC West notebook: Season begin for #Seahawks and others, from @LarsGarvey https://t.co/ULMcMbOtdy
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @redheadwonder6 https://t.co/oEWpsQU84V @redheadwonder6 https://t.co/QHY07jtuz9 @lukeburbank https://t.co/cJIrwhZxLTA live look at the officiating of this game #SEAvGB https://t.co/8NAXe3RgqnWhat should my fantasy team's name be? Also https://t.co/ZhdhF5PuGx
9/10
2017
I'm going to Target right now. Please pray for my bank account.
9/9
2017

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