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Now: Social Media Marketing Manager at @simple. Then: 31st employee at @Uber + lady who created #UberKITTENS 😻 Always: Cats. Music. Gym. Knit when time to sit.

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Joined Twitter 11/26/08

Someone pls take Bramble. I'll visit 😽 @redheadwonder6 Exactly. 😳Oh and there was a huge black spider that jumps really far so let's just say that means the FB Live scheduled for today will go well yes?When you sleep well until 4a & then come nightmares about FB Live from a public toilet where you're hiding from your ex who's following you @thecultureofme Ughhhhhhh he's just the worst ever in life so so so gross
@SamGellman @Uber Holy shit. This. Is. Amazing.Hi bbs. I'm so excited about @simple's 1st @facebook LIVE! Hope you can make it. Would love to hear your feedbackπŸ‘‰πŸΌ #PDX 😘 March of Dimes helped McConnell recover from childhood polio. They oppose his health care bill. But he refus…
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨ @whitpopa @classpass Yessss girl let's be CP buddies. jen95686 is my username45 = pathetic "man" la la πŸ˜‰ @whitpopa I was like 😧 and then πŸ™„
Yesterday I had the honor of marching in the #SeattlePride Parade with the @NatlParkService πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@yoda @DAVID_LYNCH Yes pls @MissDestructo Me after that episode @ghod Aka social media managers gone wild
@coreykindberg Get it get itI AM A FAN OF THIS FAN #thingsIyelltomyselfwhenSeattlegetshotDid I mention that there was a corgi at our BBQ @coreykindberg Bad advice should be free. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― @coreykindberg I saw this earlier and was like LOL I hope that person did not pay for that "class"
@seeegs certain this dog can read and she definitely doesn't like rules
hi hello @dandean My brain errors while looking at this cause πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈI just had a dance party in my living room to the new opening song on @MyFavMurder.This never crossed my mind till it came out his mouth
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨ @coreykindberg @coreykindberg I had no idea... 😱 I bet they all have pure gold... @coreykindberg I'm missing this and it kills me. What group? @ManRepeller Me all the time @sarahesterman LOL at the promoter. Also, don't pack and just buy souviner shirts and hats and wear them the whole time. @leevanlog @LLHitz @emilyst I guess the other options would have been live cycle or love cycle...? Yea you're right. Either of those are better.
@ISV_Damocles V fairIf you need me tonight I'll be doin me. πŸš΄πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ @simplymeasured before a meeting my reminder on myπŸ“²went off to remind me to drink water and right then I accidentally spilled…✨ Save the date! 6/28, 12:30pm PT ✨ Priya of @StashWealth will be answering your πŸ’΅ questions. Submit them here:…
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨When a reporter tries to reach out to you about a quote for an uber story via your work email address and you don't… I wrote a thing about Travis leaving @Uber. It's not long so please consider reading:
@Msbeervendor @WestbrookBeer The struggle is real 😫
If I had a tweet for every time I sneezed today, y'all would unfollow me. #allergies @paulbalcerak Awwww buddy! Thank youuuuu!Sitting in parking lot, waiting for bf to pee, listening to new Twin Peaks soundtrack. No one in the general vicinity thinks we're normal. @paulbalcerak new social media manager resume is mostly blank with just the words "not Dan Scavino" in 12pt Comic Sans
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@emilyst I love the adventurer in you.Rompers. Get naked when you have to pee! Rompers. @BrianWestbrook @AlaskaAir Taco Bell?A romp-around portland #romperjokes @seeegs @Twitter @andyfortson @marsfortson @JessEstrada @davidhoang @ChooseSPUN @ianmcall @paulbalcerak…
@ChooseSPUN @Twitter @andyfortson @marsfortson @JessEstrada @davidhoang @ianmcall @paulbalcerak @madelinemoy… How did these people meet each other 8 years ago? A: @Twitter Q: Why are we all dressed up? A: #freshwed @LindseyOtta I need thisI just spent way too much money at @Anthropologie cause who gonna show up to @JessEstrada's #freshwed not lookin fly @MrJorgePerea @thecrocodile @TheAnniversary_ THAT IS CORRECT. 😎
@thecultureofme @thecrocodile @TheAnniversary_ It was amazing. I felt like I was 18 again.If you weren't at @thecrocodile last night you were not living your best life is love is love! We're honored to be celebrating that this weekend at the @PDXPrideNW Parade...and always! β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’œ
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨ @kristy I have thought about it but Whole 30 whole being a veggie is hard 😞 @NicoleMSumner @simplymeasured
@smithbrittanya 😫😫😫 @simplymeasured @simple @christopher575 wonder if the lady that eats iceberg lettuce from the bag on the bolt bus know this guy who keeps taking business… @tundrahdesert Damnit. Dry lettuce lady will haunt me FOREVER @trodemaster It would help if I drank Dr Pepper. Thanks for tryiiinnnnggggg Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―What is your favorite sugar detox aka help me figure out how to torture myself for like a week @griner This must be delayed revenge for being an older sister @dominiqueb does one give themselves a black eye while one sleeps alone in a hotel bed? Asking for me. 😐
@sarahesterman @caremjo Yes! Would love to chat! @PattyRaz @lizmrush πŸ˜˜πŸ’– @estoner thank you this means a lot#SOCIALMEDIA TIP: Tweet about a woman eating dry lettuce on the bus and for some reason 3 days later a lot of ppl will like your #content