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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Capitol Hill, Seattle

Global Director of #UberKITTENS. Social Media Mktg: @Uber_SEA + @Uber_WA. Knit when I have time to sit. Always needs more tattoos. Music. Cats. Fun. Burritos.

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Joined Twitter 11/26/08

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@AkvileHarlow Vancouver Canada!The to-to list before mini vaca was loooong but it's all checked off. πŸ™ŒπŸΌ to my team for holding down the social fort 😘😘😘 @omsandhoney @officialeddiep @instagram πŸ‘πŸΌCurrent mood https://t.co/fwFHtV5LhW
2/12
2016
Soooooo I got all the Neko Atsume cats. What am I supposed to do now?
2/10
2016
NH Hot Take: chances of next US President having "non embarrassing" hair slipping to near all-time lows. https://t.co/PKWpvBStNd
Retweeted by Jen JoyceSrsly. Thank you, @instagram. Thank you. ❀️ https://t.co/coByoh6NICJust cause https://t.co/lXxFIBPgc3Some people got me like https://t.co/57XfJzI539
2/9
2016
@anitameans Yesssss πŸ’ͺ🏼πŸ’ͺ🏼πŸ’ͺ🏼Major πŸ”‘ https://t.co/h2RYSY4tCKWill someone tweet at me if the #Crunchies mention #UberKITTENS again this year? Thanks. guys.Somedays are shit and you go to the store to buy a salad and come back home with wine, mini can of Pringles, and 3 Tootsie Pops. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
2/8
2016
WIENER DOGS FOR SECRETARY OF STATE.SINGING SHEEP FOR VICE PRESIDENT.BEYONCΓ‰ FOR PRESIDENT. @xo_chars Because Bey.Queen πŸ‘‘ https://t.co/81ZWmHclBR
Retweeted by Jen JoyceONLY THE QUEEN https://t.co/4Fe2tKNxDDWHEN YOUR MOM FINALLY LETS YOU GO OUT WITH YOUR COOL FRIENDS AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME https://t.co/gsd2rep9QQ
Retweeted by Jen JoyceSo. Much. πŸ”₯ #SB50 https://t.co/ajm23BUC9V
Retweeted by Jen JoyceI aM DYING RNCOME ON BEY. Show em.When the CBS announcer says "coming up, Coldplay with other guest stars." https://t.co/XZC6c1Gbmk
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @elise81 WHO? They are the worst.Guy at the bar: Beyonce and Coldplay dropped a song yesterday. Me: no. Him: YESS. Me: πŸ™„πŸ–•πŸ» @lindseyblue Really? Going to the moon > driving an Audi. And they are nothing alikeNooooooooo @Doritos NoooooooooooooooooooooooRT if you're just here for Bey. #SB50Who will win #SB50? @Shih_Wei I am so obsessed! @peppertheDJ @lindseyblue 😳😳😳See what happened when these riders hit the field with QB legends @JoeMontana and @TDESPβ€”powered by @drinkbai. https://t.co/iEVx4XScD0
Retweeted by Jen JoyceThe Key Messages In Beyoncé’s β€˜Formation’ on Black Lives & Feminism - HER AGENDA https://t.co/Vy5rRWVRBA via @HerAgendaπŸ‘€ can she be our president https://t.co/4ykiTrfFa8
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @seattleshe Basically. Haha @catsampson oh I know. They had one job and this is all they got? 😩
2/7
2016
Mike Huckabee has decided to end his presidential campaign but I think he should be forced to carry it to full term.
Retweeted by Jen JoyceGoing to do my best to stay up and watch @BernieSanders on #SNL but I'm all like πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ‘΅πŸ» @redlobster you had one job
Retweeted by Jen Joyce"Cheddar Bey Biscuits" has a nice ring to it, don't you think? #Formation @Beyonce https://t.co/QzgVtYAKNo
Retweeted by Jen JoyceNo no no, you guys. It's Chill and Red Lobster. You gotta get the order right.The @redlobster social media manager must be on vacation or something.OKAY LADIES, NOW LET'S GET IN FORMATION πŸ‘‘πŸπŸ‘‘πŸπŸ‘‘πŸπŸ‘‘πŸNew Twitter algorithm: BeyoncΓ©
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2/6
2016
@seattlekim @Cloudburst_Brew soooooo good!This guy is #cool. @Cloudburst_Brew is also #cool. https://t.co/y9HgPBRVvX @peppertheDJ Ummmm https://t.co/zZ7SXVzraR @peppertheDJ SNAPPED YA @peppertheDJ I forgive you this once. ;)Why yes, I love the new @thelumineers song. You will too! Listen: https://t.co/BTdpfeOqv6 @peppertheDJ This tweet is a lie! @b4bendetta 😻😻😻😻https://t.co/aSIGHfiIcpJust want you all to know that @Peerspace is currently saving my life.Hi Seattle friends, I would love it if you might follow the @Uber_SEA instagram. Thank you. https://t.co/QTgeh5FZnXYour Influencer Marketing May Improve Without A Celebrity https://t.co/DHWovK8MZa via @newscred @christengreene Right?! 😍 @christengreene Happy release day, lady! Make this to celebrate: https://t.co/uDyPY6XydG
2/5
2016
@basharwali @techinsider I am so excited about this. As much as I love the changing colors of the sign in screen, this’ll be a game changer. @KoryFerbet I was but it was distracting to a coworker who was laughing at it during our meeting 😣OH: Jen stop shimmying. We’ve got shit to do. @ISV_Damocles Duhhhhhh! // @Uber @TheMuppets
2/4
2016
Current mood https://t.co/12K2QTCVcOSoooo @Uber was mentioned on @TheMuppets Show and it ranks up there as one of my proudest moments. πŸŽ‰You need to listen to the new @subpop podcast for 2 reasons. 1- @arwenn is my hero. 2- It’s really good. https://t.co/FHFaBystKZFor those of you that don’t get the new @Uber logo/brand/etc, I highly suggest you read and watch: https://t.co/yAROOhkQhs #BitsAtomsWe did it, you guys. We did it. https://t.co/zQ1mPBDaX3
2/3
2016
@jodijodijodi Ah yes. Him too.New mantra for 2016: Let’s all be nice and positive! Has being a negative nancy ever done anything for anyone?DYING https://t.co/jYn9tRu4SAHey! One time I was featured in an online magazine! https://t.co/XLMEeiRQhW @andrew_walsh Also they said only 13% of teams do so... Where is the brain emoji?Hey @andrew_walsh! Our team escaped the room too! 😎Much better than the giant red U, no? https://t.co/qac3M4zumiConstantly evolving. ◾️+⚫️
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2/2
2016
Why are most of them always dressed for an ice skating competition? #TheBachelor.@realDonaldTrump hasn't tweeted yet β€” so let's allow this Dec. 2013 tweet to speak for him. https://t.co/zAJ6NlzGUu
Retweeted by Jen JoyceCheer up @realDonaldTrump! At least you didn't finish in 4th place like you did when NBC cancelled your show! #Loser https://t.co/7kMSrnjD4R
Retweeted by Jen JoyceTed Cruz is literally a character from Men in Black
Retweeted by Jen Joyceβ€œBen already tasted my taco.” 😳 OH REALLY #TheBachelorLIKE LIKE LIKE LILKELILKELILKELILKELILKELIKELIKELIKELIKE #TheBachelor#MCM and #TBT so I'm good until next week right? https://t.co/wjSnsw6e0jJust gonna leave this right here https://t.co/fek4HdIkRJ @madelinemoy Better than cankles?Just call me Jen "bad ankles" Joyce. πŸ’ƒπŸΌ @lisaknakamura Do it! Do it!
2/1
2016
@bonnevivante Yup. TV is off! Whew.Alright, now we all have to go back to the horrifying reality of the presidential campaign.β€œLet’s not attempt the car flying scene but let’s leave the rape reference in Summer Nights!” #GreaseLiveI wonder if @SandraDee’s phone is blowing up with notifications. #GreaseLiveDO THIS FOR YOU AND NOT SOME DUMB GUY, SANDY. #GreaseLive @lindseyblue She KILLED IT. And to think her dad died like 4 hours prior of the filming. I would be losing it every 5 seconds. @codygoins YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE THERE HE IS#TRUTHBOMB https://t.co/CL67Acq9nDBased on hair color alone, I think that Frenchie could be in @TacocaTs. ❀️ #GreaseLiveOMG @BoyzIIMen PLEASE JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR AND BREAK INTO IT’S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE #GreaseLive @smithbrittanya We probably should have watched this together. #FAIL @smithbrittanya Yea that part was super disappointing. β€œPussy” is bad but let’s keep the rape reference! 😑 // @GoGrease @lindseyblue Yea, that part is super annoying. @GoGrease
1/31
2016
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