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Now: Social Media Marketing Manager at @simple. Then: 31st employee at @Uber + lady who created #UberKITTENS 😻 Always: Cats. Music. Gym. Knit when time to sit.

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Joined Twitter 11/26/08

@mastorna Oh I got those too but the wine is the most exciting part 😎 @mastorna This is the first time I got free wine. I have arrived!Truuuuuuuuu afternoon's workout has been rescheduled to tomorrow AM 😎 @sarahesterman Great minds! 😘😘😘 @sarahesterman Omg! Freeze two bananas. Blend them with a little bit of almond milk. It's like banana "ice cream" πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—I just downed a glass of cold brew so what I am saying is TODAY IS ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING, Y’ALL. @AdriCowan One of my cats does that. The other just yowls. What do you think it would translate to?I am glad that twitter is only 140 characters cause I don’t care about bands you did or did not see.
#YoureMyWonderball - Seattle's best emo kickball team PDX buddies! Go to this cause our office is a beaut & my co-workers are top notch. only subscription box I have is for my cats so here is Margaret enjoying her new 🌺 @cmpriest @darth Well, @alexpriest now everyone knows Bender ✨ @lizmrush @BobsBurgersFOX Damn. Maybe this year there won't be as many and I'll look cool and original and oh whate…
Someone remind me that I want to be Linda from @BobsBurgersFOX for Halloween thanks
Home is where the rain falls πŸ’§πŸ’–No YOU'RE getting teary eyed cause I have to leave my nephew. 😢Purrrrrfect 😻😘😻😘😻 @smithbrittanya @aholland82 Oooooh cap hill is the woooooorst
@redheadwonder6 Duh. We're going to do piyo buns later. (haha buns) @keridwyn I'm on it! @redheadwonder6 Maybeeeeeee @redheadwonder6 It was a video from my Classpass. It was pretty easy 😴Sissy and I did some #fitness wanted to hold my hand in the pool πŸ€— @sarahesterman I have one between my eyes that makes me look like I got punched 😞😞 @sarahesterman 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭When a search helicopter circles the neighborhood for a good 30 min at 3am and @phoenixpolice doesn't use twitter l…
@LaurenLockliear Whyyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭Does anyone else break out when traveling but only when traveling to a specific place? I wish I was asking for a friend. #AZmakesmebreakout @chrislhayes I'm sure it was the White House social media manager who is the worst and makes like 300k a year and what is life anymore... @seattlish Thank you for all you've done 😘
#TeamNephew feeds the giraffes
And all is right in the world. #TeamNephew Example 5: I almost bought a Seahawks hat at the airport but can someone make a good Seahawks hat pls? Thx.Example 4: I have my earbuds in and I'm super into this @2DopeQueens and I don't work here so like don't ask me if "A" has already boarded. @patr0ck Me rn 3: I just ordered the world’s largest beer but it’s ok cause this copy I am writing is going to be gd awesome.Example 2: I just got an extra shot in my Bloody Mary for $5.50. (Also let's play guess how much will this bloody be...)Example 1: I tried 5 stalls that were open and unlocked and people were on the toilet.Pray for me babes. I'm at the airport where everyone's common sense and logic just fly right out the window. πŸ›«LOL at content + targeting (p.s. not in Portland)[ron howard narration] "all donald did was take days off."
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨Dream last nt: We all had a persona on our emo kickball team & I was the tattoo artist. To distract others I'd give lil tattoos at 2nd base.
A dude that I like to hang out with wrote this thing about the @Seahawks & closed it w/ a @BobsBurgersFOX reference: @Jessica_J That bank seems boring and probably doesn't make it fun to save money @sarahesterman #TransformationTuesday @pepperashleyy COOL I'LL BE BOTH πŸ€—πŸ’–πŸŽ‰ @aviel @simple that faaaace! I am loving it. It’s wonderful! I was actually at SM the other day. Should have yell… @aviel Miss you too dude! How are you??? @nicoleshema @kylegriffin1 Exactly. 😐
@nicoleshema I refuse to watch them because the social media manager is shit and makes like 300k a year and what is life anymorehe didn't risk his life to save our timelines from hundreds of coachella pics to call him "man". his name is Reinal…
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨I just ate way too much Indian food and now the cat is kneading my stomach. Is this her way of shaming me?too real y'all @airkareem πŸ’€ @tundrahdesert Half of the time i feel like i am dying and the other half i am just convincing myself that i am tot…’s just allergies! I’m not getting sick! It’s just allergies…not getting sick. This is just allergies right? Not sick 😐 -ME ALL DAMN WKEND
Easter face #TeamNephew there. Looks like you're about to tweet about #GirlsHBO. Wait... Slowly set your phone down. Back away. Back away from the phone... @Jessica_J 😞Barack Obama is an Instagram Husband
Retweeted by Jen Joyce ✨Do people ever have interventions for people who may or may not have too many plants... 🌱✨ who even snaps anymore
Today I went to brunch after hot yoga and saw too many people I know. Why can't this happen when I'm having a good hair day? Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
As the lovely sounds of @dcfc play in the background... in the wild... πŸ‘‹πŸΌ @rgbsoda truck β˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈ @lukeburbank I wonder how many ppl will now share their gun show with you (yes that's from Ron Swanson's will) @codygoins We shall call it Deals, Deals, Deals but we will not tweet that one video cause we will have better content ideas. @codygoins THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYINGIf @broadcity tweets at you, as a social media mgr you create the best response EVER and you...oh. @arb πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸŒ±βœ¨
.@ShaunaCausey and I started a club today. It's called: Ladies Who Lunch in Visually Pleasing Places
Thanks for having me, @simplymeasured! I will do anything for a Pusheen coloring book so anytime you need a speaker just let me know. πŸ˜»βœ¨πŸ’–πŸ‘ŒπŸΌI GET TO SEE THIS DUDE NEXT WEEK AND I AM SO STOKED. @traviswals @ntully @BryceBennett8 @wiredpirate #forgeteverythingbecauseoftequila @SarahLovrien @julia_paleski @SarahLovrien @davidhoang ummmm…. Should we both try it with a Facebook live feed?!