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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Seattle, WA

Cats. Burritos. Music. Gym. Knit when I have time to sit. Marketing & Social Media Consultant at @Simple. Previously @Uber + πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ of #UberKITTENS

1,327 Following   6,207 Followers   39,083 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/26/08


@carissang Srsly tho. MISS YOU. Me. You. @JessEstrada. Next two weeks. Schedule? @carissang Hahahhaha technically still consulting but had final interviews today... 🀞🏼 @mshannabrooks true truuuuuuue but I've been waiting to use that GIF during this administration and it felt right.You guys. We live in a city that blocks Trump's bullshit and we're like https://t.co/dDAWZyvkL9 @andrew_walsh ExaaaaaaaaactlyOh if that’s the case...BOY BYE. https://t.co/mzJUGquvbTYaaaaaas WA https://t.co/Dy3fYaIsIS @andrew_walsh @lukeburbank I feel like you two would appreciate this: https://t.co/wDTmfVlhp3 @aileen206 I totally LOL'dROLL CALL - @MurderCity tonight, Seattle? 😎 @christopher575 pickle party!!!Never forget… https://t.co/3KamIfwUU8 @amberdiscko @ScotusCat 😻 @ShomahKhoobi @RedRumsBum @steve_easterly Wow! This went to a place I'd rather not be. Let's not generalize. I'm out! Byeeeeee ✌🏼 @IPProfEvans haha It just kills me when people don't do their research and just jump on a band wagon. @RedRumsBum @steve_easterly of course! That's the beauty of having choices!
2/3
2017
LIFE HACK: if your phone battery dies and you can't check the news, just run any household cheese grater over your eyes.
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @steve_easterly That IS great. Just feel like people should know who they are supporting. Have a good day! @steve_easterly Of course. I felt the the donation was pushed at an interesting time. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― Also, this: https://t.co/fD5ozyzl9L @ChooseSPUN One for each. @patmrhoads Nope! Still in Seattle. Just doing some consulting for Simple that is based out of PDX. @Brasilmagic @steve_easterly Heads up.... Lyft is backed by Peter Thiel & Carl Icahn who both backed Trump.Srsly tho #DeleteColds#NowPlaying First Day Of My Life by Bright Eyes β™« https://t.co/0IbJZOqXdB @kalliem Actually the more I think about it, that terrible design probably appeals to people who like that horrible band. A+ on the design.
2/2
2017
@kalliem Well yes that too.Omg what kind of targeting served me this IG sponsored post? https://t.co/5ifU5MQBuv https://t.co/NjjeSdJLR5Is this what it will look like when Bey's water breaks? πŸ€” https://t.co/2Wern8j6uUBeyoncΓ© is having twins. Luke and Leia were twins. Luke and Leia took down a Sith Lord. Trump is a Sith Lord. I'm ready.
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @jamesrcs Can we combine eating pancakes and protesting? β€œNo, that’s not a mimosa in my water bottle! Hands off!”' @EastsideDi Mmmmmm…now I want (fake) chicken nuggets. @SarahLovrien πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ‘‘πŸ announces #BeyTwins. The world rejoices! FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPY IN MY TIMELINE GEEZ TOOK LONG ENOUGH
2/1
2017
@jamesrcs I suppose it depends on the time of the protest! @SarahLovrien oooooh. Good one.Does anyone else crave and eat an entire bag of cheesy crackers when they are sick? No? Oh, ok. Yea me either.ICYMI -- Lyft is backed by Peter Thiel & Carl Icahn who both backed Trump. https://t.co/yH929AQE2u
1/31
2017
I'm going to make a shirt that says "Protesting is the new brunch."My first tweet was a very important one. πŸ’– https://t.co/XHtresgxhi @BestCoast Heads up... Lyft is backed by Peter Thiel & Carl Icahn who both backed Trump.Mob mentality makes me want to stress eat 10 sandwiches, curl up on the couch, watch 30 Rock in its entirety, and then sleep for 48 hours. @heygregr hahaha I πŸ’– the emoji with the cowboy hat! Hopefully it has NO ties to the Trump administration or I will have to delete that too! @NatashaJarmick Also, many drivers are immigrants. In my mind, this is hurting them more than Uber. @NatashaJarmick I agree. Sad that we have to talk about deleting an app when there so so much more that can be done.#DeleteTrumpLyft is backed by Peter Thiel & Carl Icahn who both backed Trump. Also, Tim Cook is on the advisory board! Quick delete your iPhones!
1/30
2017
πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸΌ https://t.co/qbWUFjPSDM @ianimhof @HeyMikeGuay Uber has always been an easy target. In my eyes people are hurting the drivers by deleting. Not Uber. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― @ianimhof @HeyMikeGuay Agreed @HeyMikeGuay He's actually not a Trump supporter.Poor Cheetos #NoBanNoWall https://t.co/bEjoo4mB4CLast night we celebrated the birth of the smart & lovely beauty...@smithbrittanya! πŸ˜πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/ryaRskSfts
1/29
2017
😎 https://t.co/f1qFx477HYComing soon https://t.co/xqQzpGBBs3
1/28
2017
@conormyhrvold Duh! Oh man. I was just testing it and didn't think it was going to tattle on me!That moment when you are jealous of the zoo & aquarium SMM jobs of the world. https://t.co/r8ifrzM5A3 #cuteanimaltweetoff @andrew_walsh If you two haven't talked about the "Alt" NPS twitter accts & how the people who are running them are our modern day heros...
1/27
2017
I will always support you. One million percent. Forever! // @ALTUSNatParkSer https://t.co/R7f5LrkdriSo I made a little invite. Join me next Thursday and let’s write postcards to our Senators! #WomansMarch #Seattle https://t.co/Jc2CJVzFsL @JoLutow Yesssssss @natattaack Yay! Invite coming soon... @aileen206 We can do both! We can have it all!If I put something together so we can gather & hug each other & write post cards to our Senators, would you come? https://t.co/alcPFuy9PA @PattyRaz Please email Uber directly with all feedback moving forward as I have not worked there for over a month 😎😎😎😎😎 hahaha 😘 @LaurenLockliear I had dumplings 😍 @davidhoang Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
1/26
2017
🍝 legs #fitness https://t.co/03d5z3Z140 @AltMtRainierNPS https://t.co/J3lwM13jIo @officialeddiep Log into @simple and share your referral code! @AltMtRainierNPS I want to give your social media manager a high five. https://t.co/ATrVdi9jZ2Our mountain is great, really great, it's actually the best mountain, because it's great, so great...πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Retweeted by Jen Joyce#NowPlaying That Boy by The Babies β™« https://t.co/66DPiZD1xYWhen you have to choose between the brown leather and the grey felt @simple wallet https://t.co/zi8R3IHmdVWhen the email comes from @simple that a friend used your referral code and you get a wallet https://t.co/sUCizbaFe4Yesterday, @BadlandsNPS was censored for tweeting about #ClimateChange. RT to keep #Science facts alive.… https://t.co/JKQXws1sqo
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1/25
2017
πŸ’πŸΌ https://t.co/sEGxujltrw @carissang @kristy @simple https://t.co/MBwnPCTBAO @kristy I wish I could like this tweet more than once. // @simpleI love banking with @Simple! I think you will too. Use this link to get started. #MeetSimple https://t.co/Usgpgn9mEO
1/24
2017
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