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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Seattle, WA

Now: Social Media + emoji expert at @simple. Then: 31st employee at @Uber + πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ of #UberKITTENS Always: Cats. Music. Gym. Knit when time to sit.

1,358 Following   6,237 Followers   39,292 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/26/08


@lukeburbank @andrew_walsh Do you guys need a social media manager for your road trip? πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸΌ Oh the things we could show on Facebook Live...✌🏼 https://t.co/FVw8B1Rc6C
3/26
2017
Stay sexy, Portland https://t.co/fn6SkQkaj5I am not excited at all, @MyFavMurder πŸ˜‘ https://t.co/uWWd0fUWYC @arwenn YES! Give Nico a smooch for meI think they made this emoji solely based on my weekend in Portland πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ @arwenn @wearewildfang It's not every day your aunt is on a candle. (Jk she's prob on many) Text me this week and I'll pop over with it! πŸ’– @arwenn @wearewildfang dooooooone @arwenn @wearewildfang has it! Want me to get for you? 😘😘😘 @arwenn 😘😍 https://t.co/oz1QXOMOneWhen you see your summer vacation Goal bar moving to the right and you’re also wearing a fancy hat and a bow tie… https://t.co/zxYknIXC8D
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @amychin 😻 @julia_paleski hello! It's 9:41 and I'm in Portland. I now have Mambo No 5 stuck in my head too. 😞
3/25
2017
Coming for ya Portland, bb. Tomorrow we've got a late night date with @MyFavMurder 😘πŸ”ͺ @tundrahdesert Naw. See my last RT. You are a young buckI do love it when old dudes get sassy on Twitter.*RAP AIR HORN* https://t.co/ITmhJ3fClyWFH means you can wear those gel eye masks for like an hour in the AM AND NO ONE BUT YOUR CATS WILL JUDGE YOU.
3/24
2017
@jholland218 @PRSAPugetSound @Uber_SEA https://t.co/obStkCC86x
3/23
2017
THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/ZoVhAcEOds
3/22
2017
So @SarahPalinUSA is mad that @Kaepernick7 gave money to an organization that helps people and https://t.co/PtYRlnIkqZ @MarketingSherpa @sarahesterman @simple https://t.co/NUhniUM9njQuality copy and targeting #content https://t.co/K1jRRnWVz5In Seattle even our graffiti is passive aggressive https://t.co/4TW4vPZqFC
Retweeted by Jen JoyceOut of all the photos you've posted to Instagram, which are you most proud of? Gimme those links.
3/21
2017
@andrew_walsh OMG I am going to need to add TBTL's number to my phone cause I fake talk to my phone all the time but for you to hear it... @andrew_walsh You cracking up after the β€œwait for it…” make me crack up. Happy Spring!If you were wondering (and I am sure that you were), I have discovered that @slackHQ has created me in emoji form with :wiggle_cat:. @MarshallOsborne HBD duuuuuuuuude! @codygoins IT’S OK. IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US.When you are getting a product demo and one of their example hashtags is #UberKITTENS and you’re like... Oh hey! That was my idea. πŸ’πŸΌUncertain how to feel about this: πŸ€— or 😐 https://t.co/uFfMf3T1dK
3/20
2017
Look at this top notch gif https://t.co/NQpSQHknVwThis sun, you guys. 😎
3/19
2017
@johncolucci @GetOutMovie It's so goooood
3/18
2017
@BeeBibbleC (I know) I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT. @BeeBibbleC You get outta here with that I need at least 2 more years with this jersey I have….Kids say the darndest things #TeamNephew https://t.co/Cwy9CI763b @LWillson_82 YESSSS to all if this @BeeBibbleC https://t.co/uNCNwxqz9P @LilHossler DID YOU GET YOUR TIX I GOT MINE // @TheAnniversary_ @BeeBibbleC While you liked this did you have a giant grin on your face 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫Now all push notifications make me sad. https://t.co/eHSW3Gg3OVhttps://t.co/thkTYAA1Os
Retweeted by Jen Joyce
3/17
2017
If your cat hasn't done something just to annoy you today, it doesn't love you. I am so loved.
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @airkareem https://t.co/eNpJO6e9RWBaby's first cauliflower pizza crust πŸ•: Slide into my IG stories➑️ https://t.co/K6JIzuE9SlShould probs make this https://t.co/rsLpTHmCAK https://t.co/JFLTOCAGVPπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ https://t.co/qSpeAXnP0z
3/16
2017
@milhous Remind me to tell you about Uber's 2013 SXSW stunts… Long horns included. 80x surge not.Today's edition of "the best thing you'll see on the internet today"... https://t.co/1tnXY01fn8 @bstasia Please confirm when you are inside your office safely pls @Jackie_Michele I dunno...doesn't seem to be going too hot. πŸ˜‘ @LilHossler @TheAnniversary_ I KNOW. I KNOW.I just wanted to let you all know that I set an alarm for Friday March 17th at 9am so I can purchase tickets to see… https://t.co/M1QyzhNjqZ
3/15
2017
Know someone who would make a great Executive Assistant at @simple? The Marketing Team needs a new star: https://t.co/0xVwxNjB1S
Retweeted by Jen Joyce @shanevans #coolCat vomited on work laptop. Now laptop does not work. In related news, I am giving away a cat for free if anyone is interested.
3/14
2017
@davidhoang That photo actually looks more like @iamchanelle!To make the Log Lady halloween costume a bit more comfortable https://t.co/3EalERWDhY @davidhoang hahaha Dats not me. This is… (and has been used in many articles and I hope that it has died by now. Ha… https://t.co/osREX2VlgoMight be biased but nothing makes me happier than opening my @simple app every morning and seeing those bars growing to the right. #goalsIf we ever have a video conference meeting, just know that we're never totally alone https://t.co/CwGYfkRYpADreams do come true... #nationalnappingday
3/13
2017
My Sunday looks like this: Making zoodles. Watching Unsolved Mysteries. Yelling "HE'S SO GUILTY!" at the TV. 😎Ownin that #TeamNephew on @instagram with @JessEstrada 😎 https://t.co/LIB5Zo2gCA @andrew_walsh BF lived in Sweden for a bit and giggled as Luke tried to say hello but said goodbye. Also I think this is my 1st sharp shot?πŸ˜‘
3/12
2017
@bstasia oh hey pinchy 😘 @bstasia My butt will miss the pinches πŸ˜‘you guys do I look dumb in hats? Y/N https://t.co/f0a9JxTDeB @christengreene me jk @ewiley I missed that you moved (to where I grew up!) and was like SEATTLE?? HahaCan't a girl just see a ghost standing in one of these damn windows tonight? https://t.co/yAqh3Hk3QtYou can't make this shit up https://t.co/0TAvq1vERg @thecultureofme See Louis CK skit about airplane wifi πŸ˜‰ @ComradeBree UM I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS SHOW. I CRY EVERY EPISODE NOW
3/11
2017
Apparently I am easily talked into becoming a cider club member after a few tastings. Oh, @FinnriverCider. You're s… https://t.co/jtL9mlde1t @sarahesterman I have been there so many times. I get it.This shirt was written about my cat. https://t.co/jN9zXbPXAB
3/10
2017

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