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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/c9Fv907ygc, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Ventures.

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Joined Twitter 4/27/07


Congrats to our first lying, orange president. https://t.co/wLVHyZCX3a
1/22
2017
Get your Trump inaugural balls today. While supplies last.Three words I never want to hear again: Trump ... Inaugural ... Balls.Today is a celebration of American democracy. Enjoy it as it may be the last one. #TrumpResistance https://t.co/AR1xI95Jmj
1/20
2017
Anyone in the market for a $250M home should check this one out. https://t.co/G2YFIEdmvq
1/18
2017
That last stupid play by the @redskins cost a lot of people a lot of money. https://t.co/GghvlKYXni
1/1
2016
Brave. Standup for what you believe in. ---> Resigning from Oracle https://t.co/yTV6K6CIVf
12/20
2016
Congrats Turks and Caicos for doing what we could not. https://t.co/0h8rRnZPaf
12/16
2016
3/Until Trump realizes he has been used by Thiel in an effort to consolidate power, create chaos, promote his cos & silence the press.2/and how Trump and Thiel deserve each other and how they will use each other in their circle jerk of a race to the bottom.1/Seeing @Benioff today reminded me how our flawed president elect represents the exact opposite of what the best in tech believes in.Mtg CLD have been good if tech leaders had engaged and spoken their truths. This didn't happen. Trump was played by… https://t.co/mVxK90s4efJust like old times. Minus the press interviews. https://t.co/mSN4ELHon5With the one & only @Benioff @salesforce at the #salesforceworldtour NYC. We need his voice more than ever today.… https://t.co/GpNS5lKNX2
12/15
2016
No words for how furious I am @satyanadella had to sit in a room with Steve Bannon, who directed his racist insults at Asian American CEOs.
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12/14
2016
Go Skins! #WASvsPHI
12/11
2016
The only dude hotter than @scottharrison @charitywater last night ---> @KlayThompson's epic 60-point outburst https://t.co/h1TImU7Hb4
12/6
2016
Awesome to see this company taking off. https://t.co/vhecdA46R6
12/1
2016
@JasonHirschhorn I remember that piece well and agreed with you.I know one person who will be very happy. He has wanted this for years. His name rhymes with racin' firstborn. Cc… https://t.co/nSULyRYlJBTrump cutting ties to his company, which shall be renamed 'rump to avoid any appearance of ties.
11/30
2016
Trump's megalomania will a prob. “We Know Exactly Who Strong Arms the Free Press” @davepell https://t.co/uEblvehm1B https://t.co/XLZ7ju4q7j
Retweeted by michael lazerowNorthwestern made a huge statement with a 19-point win over Texas. This school has NEVER made the NCAA tourney. Could this be the year?
Retweeted by michael lazerowGreat to have you in the house tonight, @sethmeyers! How 'bout that @NUMensBball win!?! 🙌🔥🏀 https://t.co/n55GXMd2IK
Retweeted by michael lazerowThanks for joining us, Seth! #B1GCats https://t.co/d282AhdjFv
Retweeted by michael lazerowA big win for @NUMensBball. The team is legit. This will be a fun season. A fun night with old friends in Brooklyn.… https://t.co/wuinyvBh5u
11/22
2016
Odyssey creator @AngelaYanggg sat with the one and only @kenbone18 for his post-#election thoughts. #BoneZone https://t.co/oHGPvzBF6Q
Retweeted by michael lazerow @AndrewGothelf what????? Really???? Let's say hi at halftime.The amount of hostility and force against peaceful protestors in ND is ABSURD and should not happen in the US.… https://t.co/WwqXKwMzCk
Retweeted by michael lazerowThe Absolute Best, Most Terrific Reporting on Trump University - ProPublica https://t.co/2K7R8mW43P
Retweeted by michael lazerowLet's be clear: the acts of brutality by ND police against Peaceful Protectors are acts of utter COWARDICE.… https://t.co/s1AGkhkw79
Retweeted by michael lazerowNorthwestern vs Texas in Brooklyn tonite. Go Cats! #northwestern #nusports #nwu #collegehoops https://t.co/G3Lx0UuOQS
11/21
2016
Trump's pick for head of Office of Native American Affairs??? https://t.co/h6mRhB0PpBIf there were a World Series of white, male racists, Trump's cabinet would be hard to beat. https://t.co/NPnF33ZJsg
11/18
2016
Ladies and gentlemen, your new national security adviser. This year. https://t.co/uMgOlmx3Cg
Retweeted by michael lazerowThere is no better leader nor better run company in tech than @Benioff & @salesforce ... I miss working there. What… https://t.co/D1TooLJyhH
11/17
2016
Please, please, please post your pictures of the big blurry moon. Thank you.
11/14
2016
Hopefully they traded him his phone for the nuclear codes. Can't hurt too many with his twitter. https://t.co/T2LxotPEDkDear Trump Protesters, I'm all for freedom of speech. And I love your passion. But you're a few days too late, no? Love, Hillary @bjwilson34 @Adobe @TubeMogul congrats. Brett, you are a legend.For someone who has been in business for so long, Trump has very few long-time loyal people.My hope is that @sethmeyers will host the next #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner.Why Americans don't vote https://t.co/xlmHaKimEG (wrote this 20 years ago and it is still relevant)
11/10
2016
If Trump were a company, we would boycott and protest for mistreatment of women and immigrants.This election just reiterates the misery that is main stream media. Totally worthless. Let's focus on emails & not the racist rape charges.Our role is not to give Trump a chance. Our role is to keep him in check and to ensure his platform of hate doesn't turn into policy.I've had my fill of reality. It's time for some virtual reality.
11/9
2016
Please vote.
Retweeted by michael lazerow @richardtitus https://t.co/u7oofSJghnWait ... that was all for nothing?!?!? Comey should be fired. Incompetence or political hack??? Don't know which is worse.
11/6
2016
And possibly a new trend in multi-family housing? https://t.co/Q63DVA4xrI @FastTash 2026Well said @gidplot! I agree 100%. You nailed it. Monday was special. An experience like no other in live music. https://t.co/o4UBwZwA82
11/4
2016
Economists predicting low productivity in Chicago today.Now that's funny, Spartan... https://t.co/Nf1B7F4Ddo
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11/3
2016
Woah woah woah. Now let's not get carried way over there Mr. Braun. https://t.co/VixhxHAPZACongrats Chicago. And enjoy the next 5 months of snow.The Cubs haven't won a World Series since I flossed and got in bed.
Retweeted by michael lazerowRIP 1908-2016 The Chicago CurseSuper official excuse notes for EVERYONE! #FlyTheW https://t.co/7BRihuh2gp
Retweeted by michael lazerowThis is the latest I've stayed up to watch baseball since the last time the Cubs won the Series.Peter Thiel still secretly pulling for the Dodgers.Shit...I hate being this guy but my show is about to start so DVR end of game, everyone?
Retweeted by michael lazerowClosest I had to Cubs gear tonite. https://t.co/4MOFGBVSGGTony Kukoc is psyched.Good base running for president.Chicago just fell into Lake Michigan.Take a minute between innings of #Game7 to read about "insane" voter fraud being perpetrated in North Carolina. https://t.co/fWnO65th84
Retweeted by michael lazerowWell said. And welcome to the island. His behavior, belief system and willingness to turn a cheek to what's clearly… https://t.co/L8qigptA5C
11/2
2016
Peter says he "didn’t think that much" about connection btw Trump donation & sex harassment. That says a lot. https://t.co/nZaH63kiJJA fireside chat between @peterthiel and @karaswisher would be fun and enlightening (doubt Peter would do it) https://t.co/bBtzr6xWmaY I ❤️ @phish. https://t.co/2hCS7Gyy09 #phish #phishvegas #phishhalloween
10/31
2016
@lazerow @nytimes just saying your delivery sounds extreme. Pretty hard to call him immoral.
Retweeted by michael lazerowWhat does this even mean? Peter's behavior is not my cup of tea. Just my opinion. (Wish everyone DMing me in agreem… https://t.co/mhxqctTV4q @markpinc @nytimes I respect opinions. I don't respect immorality. There's right and there's wrong. His behavior is wrong on gawker & trumpEveryone in Silicon Valley is scared of Peter Thiel. So scared they won't even retweet critical tweets. They just l… https://t.co/R0bqqfhBedThiel on supporting Trump: "you have to overlook personal characteristics" The same is now true of you, Peter. https://t.co/SamD6MBIbX
10/29
2016
Given the stakes -- 11 days before election day -- doesn't the public deserve more than a 3-paragraph letter from FBI Director Comey?
Retweeted by michael lazerowAmen. https://t.co/2IvkIqhacE
10/28
2016

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