Sign in with Twitter

Username:

michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/c9Fv907ygc, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Ventures.

901 Following   26,886 Followers   12,574 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/27/07


@bijans Bijan!!!!!!!!! We should tweet to each other once every 20 years whether we like it or not.3/ We are quick to bash Corp America. But it's @Benioff & biz leaders forcing change. Artists & musicians suck now. https://t.co/l1XSbJ33Es2/ Musicians and artists used to have a voice and use it. They now are noticeably fucking silent. https://t.co/l1XSbJ33Es1/ Marc @Benioff is not only CORPORATE America’s leading social activist ... He's the leading overall. https://t.co/l1XSbJ33Es"The psychology of eating." https://t.co/iZEy1nDoUg
Retweeted by michael lazerowJust an hour away from the premiere of @DorroughMusic’s new song “Yeah Yeah” on @xxl radio! https://t.co/ymivwJWVKB https://t.co/zgH4FMKtG2
Retweeted by michael lazerowSo honored to be working on this! RT Review: Dear Evan Hansen Puts a Twist on Teenage Angst NYTimes @DearEvanHansen https://t.co/CJrzaGPDvA
Retweeted by michael lazerowOnly things on Facebook nowadays are tasty videos, odyssey online authors, and "tag someone who look like dis" pictures
Retweeted by michael lazerowWow @mabudalhoum. Great read. I love how you are using our platform to talk about BIG issues https://t.co/5pFAxablhh https://t.co/cWLLJrEh71
Retweeted by michael lazerowCEO of @TheOdyssey @evanburns on 'democratizing' media #odyssey https://t.co/oPS0m8WVW8
Retweeted by michael lazerow
5/2
2016
If you have not watched Time Traveling Bong on Comedy Central, you must stop whatever you're doing and watch it. Seriously. Amazing.Thx Scott! I know of one much better. His name is Scott. Psyched to be in biz with you again! https://t.co/xEZ9YkTxx8 @KellieMason7 you rock! Let me know if you need anything in nyc! Thank you!!!!!!!!The most exciting company I've seen since BuzzFeed https://t.co/ZAKzQYORos @TheOdyssey https://t.co/gLq3LaDF11I love Indy tech for sure. But it's the people of Indy tech I love even more. https://t.co/c0o0rUUwP3Congrats @evanburns @TheOdyssey @lazerow. Game changing business model & tech to revolutionize media. https://t.co/hswjgQj1cU
Retweeted by michael lazerowWe raised $25M in funding led by @lazerow & @ColumbusNovaMB! Thanks @businessinsider & @nmcalone for the feature! https://t.co/MnKcE36fTA
Retweeted by michael lazerowCalled Odyssey and backed by @lazerow, who says he hasn’t been “this enthusiastic about a startup since Buzzfeed" https://t.co/82XpKxKcOe
Retweeted by michael lazerow
4/27
2016
Thx Laurie! What a pic of the @Summit crew! https://t.co/6zuLoBMxi7Good riddance #FlyersNation. #LetsGoCaps!!!!!
4/24
2016
@JeremyShure you'll wear right more. Left is cool but not you.
4/22
2016
Was the basket OK for OKC? I say no. @MichelFalcon total thug. He wasn't even looking for a puck to play.Philly fans proving why they're the worst in the nation #HurtingYourOwnTeam #LetsGoCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerowI've been saying for years that Flyers fans deserve a penalty. Finally the refs listened. #LetsGoCaps #CapitalsTalk
Retweeted by michael lazerowMost embarrassing playoff game I've ever seen. Classless players, classless fans. Filthadelphia indeed. #CapsFlyers #LetsGoCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerowA live look at the Flyers playoff chances right now https://t.co/6j2tHiFXAY
Retweeted by michael lazerow3 players in the box & 3 sent to locker room down 4 goals. The @NHL ought to issue hefty fines for @NHLFlyers bush league play. #LetsGoCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerowEvery #flyer flan gets 1 yahoo share certificate tomorrow... many paper airplanes will litter ice https://t.co/oz3tppA7e0
Retweeted by michael lazerowEnjoy the best of philly sports. https://t.co/M6Lcj1p3FTLOL #Washington #Capitals are toying with the #Philadelphia #Flyers. @NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs #FlyersvCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerow#FlyersvCaps Flyers and Philly fans are getting what they so richly deserve. 😝
Retweeted by michael lazerowStay classy, Philly. Stay ... Jesus. Nevermind. #FlyersvCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerow#FlyersvCaps Freaking Flyers are a bunch of asshat goons. Their fans are stupid and not helping anything. #GoCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerowWay to go Flyers fans, throw stuff at an injured player that received an illegal check from one of your players. #CapsFlyers #FlyersvCaps
Retweeted by michael lazerowFinally, #flyers fans get a delay of game penalty! For any other team, this would be a new low. For the #Flyers, just another game.And all you asshole #flyers fans cheering for the bonehead behavior are disgusting. #FlyersvCaps 5-1No thx. Only reason to go to philly this year is @phish summer tour. https://t.co/PSfPxqpio4This #flyers team is a fucking disgrace to Philly sports. That's not easy to accomplish. Total thuggery. Unbelievable. #FlyersvCapsMy Theranos blood test said 2016 was going to be a great year for stocks.
Retweeted by michael lazerowFlyers goalie @steve35mason is the Swiss cheese of the NHL. #FlyersvCapsOh come on. Fucking thugs these #flyers. You may want to turn your cheap shots to your goalie. @steve35mason is playing well for us. @neilvogel @joshk while I don't love the fans, I really love the #flyers goalie.#TimetoGetaNewGoalie #FlyersvCapsI didn't think it was fair to ask #Flyers fans to do math while cheering for concussions. https://t.co/qGPlPLbQSNI often forget how great @Twitter is for live events. (I never forget how thuggish Philly fans get watching those events). #FlyersvCapsNo hate. Just more dislike for philly fans than any I've ever met. Good people turn psycho. https://t.co/JVuDTa9bQIThe only thing worse than the team is the fans. Players come and go. The fans get worse each year. https://t.co/dANCpJFaXeThe #flyers are the @realDonaldTrump of hockey. #FlyersvCapsThere is no group of sports fans I like less than Philadelphia fans. #CapsFlyers
4/18
2016
I've listened to this @M83 song 4 times today. And the day is far from over. https://t.co/umwcRjMqkZ
4/17
2016
I love the original version of @MikePosner Pill/Ibiza. The lyrics kill me. I'm a sucker for irony. https://t.co/3LyO9ewaT5Love this post by @guster's Brian Rosenworcel ---> Are We In It for the Likes? https://t.co/6EYjCfrxai https://t.co/tLpU15mgXi
4/15
2016
Congrats @GeorgeHuSF! https://t.co/yyN9S20c0bMy favorite #masters moment. https://t.co/O8xqS95fdSI'm pulling for @dannygolf72. He's like @howardlindzon ... but young, handsome and funny #Masters2016 https://t.co/CRrE4bADT4
4/7
2016
@innonate @MikeDuda he either killed someone, screwed a few subordinates or hookers or molested a choir boy. Just my gut.Ted Cruz is hiding some dark shit. That's my gut.
4/5
2016
"many very important people were just caught hiding their piggy banks at Johnny's house in Panama." https://t.co/Gq91YqG59Z
4/4
2016
amazing list of books here. https://t.co/GaJlmdMCak
3/18
2016
.@shervin just confirmed in an interview with @Kelly_Evans that Hyperloop just closed on $100M in funding.
Retweeted by michael lazerowIt's hard to believe how far we've come at @Cycle4Survival https://t.co/jPfVCtqoXj #cycleforsurvival
3/14
2016
Thx for supporting!!!!! https://t.co/UB4pxGqpNr
3/13
2016
Not a fan of cash payouts to stop people from leaving https://t.co/GuhE1izmDTHeartbreaking. "refugee huts were meant to hold five people. In some instances, we were assigning 30+ people" https://t.co/ljwnZs5DGbSick of me asking you for money? Well, here are 10 shocking things that will blow your mind. https://t.co/FG36fMeKoTWow. Breathtaking. 50 innovators just funded @DonorsChoose projects for #BestSchoolDay! https://t.co/0vZNPQWjSw
3/10
2016
Join @Nas @Spotify @Foursquare @Airbnb & more at #Acceleration2016 in NYC on 5/19 https://t.co/gXQgNDXnFm
3/9
2016
Go #TeamHannahberryTacoBell ! Celebrating 10 years of #CycleforSurvival - let's do this Irvine! https://t.co/Pq9KOEzjVL
Retweeted by michael lazerow
3/6
2016
Pls help. (We're at #10. Long way to go.) https://t.co/JJ5Y8aYBuO https://t.co/OT7iXGfyYH
3/5
2016
House of Cards!!!!!! House of Cards!!!!!! House of Cards!!!!!! #HouseOfCards 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/G0qEQkpG93
3/4
2016
If you hate cancer, RT this and check this out. https://t.co/S5xNs0Mnei https://t.co/o93HlA1y2u @jdfehnel @purdueexponent stay away from tribune media services. That's my only advice. :)
3/3
2016
Hi! I'm in search of the best slice of pizza in the city. What do you recommend? https://t.co/WD0Zj3SyNE
3/1
2016
Warren Buffet dating advice: "the advantage of being bi-sexual is that it doubles your chance of finding a date." https://t.co/wjcAzQGbEg
2/28
2016
You rocked it out. Very impressive. Excited to be along for the ride. https://t.co/SZhQLbL5DrA huge congrats to my friends at @salesforce's @marketingcloud for its impressive execution! https://t.co/6qG4UBqzSU https://t.co/pdVPwrxkT0
2/25
2016
Congrats @mattstraz & @NamelyHR on creating a special company. And welcome @sequoia to the party. #lazventures https://t.co/exlicWNXhC
2/23
2016
This @Neilyoung clip will give you chills. https://t.co/FStLxWadA2 cc @Benioff
2/22
2016
LinkedIn believes if you combine editors and algorithms, you come up with something powerful. @danroth #CodeMedia https://t.co/vT0Gt92Duv
Retweeted by michael lazerow
2/18
2016
Just ran the speech through google translate & got "stop checking the fucking stock price. get back to work stat" https://t.co/VeMCrx46Cf
2/12
2016
My friend @petergrosz took the @LinkedInPulse Super Bowl recap to a new level this year. https://t.co/XbuNGdMepG cc @danroth
2/9
2016
I love these guys! https://t.co/PNbjlmKCpQ https://t.co/iSpKMwzvXg
2/4
2016
Liberal use of the word "famous." And wear some dance clothes next time!!!!!! But I do love the gingham! https://t.co/cRIx9X3qMCWhat did I think? Two words: Fucking awesome. https://t.co/3dmCDSxLRzso phun mr. pham! you're my 3rd favorite dance partner ever! dancing with the stars soon?????? https://t.co/vwJhGzBBfI6AM rave today thx to @dybrkr! https://t.co/eb7HeIKXQM
2/3
2016
side observation ... not much actually is responsive at $YHOO these days https://t.co/38k6nBnWX5
2/1
2016
Someone build a business to find us some close friends. https://t.co/0Ko0YZmrwB
1/29
2016
"diffrnce btwn community and network is that you belong to a community, but a network belongs to you" https://t.co/49iqezDVH1 h/t @lazerow
Retweeted by michael lazerowNooooooo! He has died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/0qZQKjoLtI #AbeVigoda
1/26
2016
The secret to why @Benioff is so active on @twitter https://t.co/hBeKTHbUoZ
1/21
2016
I'm so excited for this one. @JasonStrauss continues to crush!!!! https://t.co/SXeerYAFpS
1/15
2016
I can’t thank NBC enough...this more than makes up for my disappointment in not getting cast in The Wiz @sethmeyers https://t.co/Q3JkdzMNKk
1/14
2016
Social Capital leads $15M Series A in mParticle to grow marketplace connecting apps & SaaS tools https://t.co/WLOrsbNMRQ #lazventures
1/12
2016
MR ROBOT!!!!! Wow.I WISH I had a football team that missed short kicks to lose playoff games. The #redskins make the entire game miserable.2016 #NFLPlayoffs: Home Field Disadvantage.If you're about to hop on the subway, you may want to read this & leave your pants at home https://t.co/14sVYBIQHa #NoPantsSubwayRide
1/10
2016
@VinBioDiesel @garyvee NOT AT ALL SERIOUS! :)
1/6
2016

0