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l d l d n @LDLDN Let it roll, get bold

Play music on NTS @ntslive and other places. DM me for bookings and XXX-rated record chat.

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Joined Twitter 2/17/09


@b_nmrrs @Serato One of the many reasons why I sold that piece of shit a year ago @The_Paris_Angel @MundialMag @treacle1970 @clokendhighbury @DonBrodka Iโ€™ll have one as well please. Old Treacle1970โ€ฆ https://t.co/GqjPcszlc1 @NEEZU5 Quality quadriceps *touches self* @NEEZU5 Look at them lovely boys @Cheapshirt Iโ€™ve been rubbing myself non stop for days.A late Liverpool win and now the Dickhead Derby (United vs Everton). Magnificent.FUCK @Andrew_Heaton Mane and Klopp arenโ€™t the best of mates these days are they? @the_itch1980 @clokendhighbury @MundialMag State of that blokeโ€™s account. Hahahahaha @pauldmorgan @spiritland https://t.co/QDnZAsuH2F ๐Ÿ˜‚Walked into Tate Britain and instantly see a painting of how I felt this morning https://t.co/RdptlsO70H @SelectWomanTaft ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ @KirkDegiorgio on the master channel or individual channels? @nevillecwatson Ie the conservatives @Colak Le lol2018.....More parties, less Nazis xhttps://t.co/lczioyfUI0
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@AidanAllen Lol. Iโ€™m done. Hope you enjoyed!And thatโ€™s that. Thanks for listening. Have a great new year you winners. https://t.co/6eaHv85E2oItโ€™s Friday 13thโ€ฆ. Donโ€™t get Fuckin Murdered.
Retweeted by l d l d n"your uber is arriving now" me: https://t.co/PA4rjL1heH
Retweeted by l d l d n๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒนILL ME
Retweeted by l d l d nHello? Ma'am? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? https://t.co/aCjFeGdKG9
Retweeted by l d l d nThe music took me the fuck out Jesus Christ https://t.co/uuXRT9n1Ck
Retweeted by l d l d nWhen Jamie Vardy got married he asked if he could read out Article 50 instead of his vows
Retweeted by l d l d nHad a fire alarm at work but the real danger was outside @JeansAndSheux https://t.co/kcZv2BA7DL
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Retweeted by l d l d noh my god https://t.co/DTHQHGM6bn
Retweeted by l d l d nHi @Tesco I just bought a can of monster energy drink from one of your stores and got called a goth by a member of staff how can i report
Retweeted by l d l d nFinding Nemo (2003) https://t.co/bEm8uQJPK8
Retweeted by l d l d n๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ all u chelsea supporters http://t.co/i8wryUaHBE
Retweeted by l d l d nidk what this meme is but i love it https://t.co/q1N60EgF9q
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Retweeted by l d l d nMeanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR https://t.co/0zkUNguwwR
Retweeted by l d l d n๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒธ
Retweeted by l d l d nMe๐Ÿคกirl https://t.co/n2MUYn693n
Retweeted by l d l d nI'm actually in tears you have to watch this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/msdt4ylQ8m
Retweeted by l d l d nA Day In Life Of A Geezer https://t.co/BZxe7pAjMU
Retweeted by l d l d nA song for healing. God Bless https://t.co/JeLZKMza2O
Retweeted by l d l d n @RealBobMortimer https://t.co/1Bw3GU5Rds
Retweeted by l d l d nSCREAMING this is so embarrassing https://t.co/d8ttOdxyg5
Retweeted by l d l d nPersonal Trainer just got 6years for selling drugs been going to him for years, shows you never really know someone. Had no idea he was a PT
Retweeted by l d l d nShame on people for posting that embarrassing gif of Tommy Robinson falling over... the full video is so much betteโ€ฆ https://t.co/W5FAwZLVrJ
Retweeted by l d l d nSpider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Uses violence to stop a theft So much for the tolerant left
Retweeted by l d l d nโ•ญโ˜ž. ๐Ÿค  โ•ญโ˜ž \ใ€€.ใ€€.\ \ใ€€ .ใ€€\ / โ•ฐUโ•ฏ\ ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘ข Howdy I'm the sheriff of cock.
Retweeted by l d l d nhttps://t.co/c2GfrIz0b3
Retweeted by l d l d nthis gif is pure gold. I canโ€™t stop smiling. https://t.co/cNPp2872no
Retweeted by l d l d nGirl: Dad, I've found the one Yer Da: I can't wait to meet him Girl: Imran can't wait to meet you either Yer Da: https://t.co/OaTP2ophH3
Retweeted by l d l d nOnce, an ex-colleagueโ€™s long term girlfriend left him, and he enthused to me that he could cover now half of his bed with a piece of wood.
Retweeted by l d l d nWhen you like every @ in a conversation but don't participate https://t.co/1RuV4iQq9N
Retweeted by l d l d nwife hopped in the shower with me as a sexy surprise... except she caught me, you know.... taking a shit in there
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Retweeted by l d l d ni've thought about this video everyday for the past 9 years https://t.co/aqTvNIbXXs
Retweeted by l d l d n-"Your skin's amazing! What's your secret?" -"I murdered a tramp in 1987 then burnt hi....oh you meant about my skin didn't you!? Avocado."
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Retweeted by l d l d nI Donโ€™t Let My Kids Watch Winnie The Pooh Because I Donโ€™t Want Them Idolizing A Fat Virgin https://t.co/EkEAhtRbXQ https://t.co/eWNsASayTW
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Retweeted by l d l d nHaving to order my cat a custom collar because my neighbour is an absolute pain in the arse. https://t.co/XZ2jSMJDYE
Retweeted by l d l d nMore now.Thatโ€™s it. Back soon. Off to brush my face @glutaminase Donโ€™t tempt mewe need more people like doug https://t.co/aupepVvIuz
Retweeted by l d l d nWhen someone says, "aww you look so tired" and you've had 9 hours of sleep. https://t.co/islXIbxVf0
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Retweeted by l d l d nevery morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
Retweeted by l d l d nI fuckin knew it https://t.co/EyMYGV2HNk
Retweeted by l d l d nI love my grandmother. And that's... [lowers glasses] ...a horny fact. https://t.co/hn6zQ4586h
Retweeted by l d l d nWent for a curry tonight. ordered a buttery flatbread & suddenly understood the meaning of life. Guess I found the paratha to enlightenment
Retweeted by l d l d nThe UKIP lion looks like it's just been told its dinner is halal. https://t.co/nI8aelwFS9
Retweeted by l d l d nThis guy finishing a marathon with his nob and balls hanging out is my new hero https://t.co/wzJ0gUtgH5
Retweeted by l d l d nCheck 1, check 2, gearing up for the weekend with this deep @JeansAndSheux cut. Turn your vols up, but watch your bโ€ฆ https://t.co/EcRiFD6vgN
Retweeted by l d l d nChoose your fighter. https://t.co/HCkbmNB5f8
Retweeted by l d l d nI have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit https://t.co/5XSxUG5Q3s
Retweeted by l d l d nHad this knocking about so figured Iโ€™d share it. DJ&S All Heat Studio Mix. https://t.co/PxRnwgyTRA
Retweeted by l d l d nChipotle had teacher appreciation day so I dressed up as a teacher and got two free bowls https://t.co/1xduIEDMRX
Retweeted by l d l d nIndie kids yes the Smiths were one of best bands ever but this is a noncing uncle whose turned up atthe wedding goiโ€ฆ https://t.co/ewPrjmjaNA
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Retweeted by l d l d nMental how every book is a remix of the dictionary
Retweeted by l d l d nCan't stop watching this GIF. #EatWellForLess https://t.co/i0mjtNfsMq
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