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Joined Twitter 4/29/09


When someone is at risk of burning out, it's usually not bec journey is long but bec they're not allowing themselves satifaction along way
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5/27
2016
Success only magnifies the douchebaggery or goodness that already lies within.
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5/24
2016
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5/22
2016
Acting flight-y. #UnitedAirlines #ChicagoOHare WATCH - https://t.co/T78ngx4WMZ https://t.co/4bisuNtFOE
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5/21
2016
If I'm being honest, I'm really only ballin' 24/5. The weekends are for family and introspection.
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5/5
2016
@Lin_Manuel So I'm taking an online class abt UX Design. Included in this week's lesson abt info architecture was...https://t.co/4Lm9Nnsnk9
4/27
2016
No matter what this day throws at you, keep your head up and just keep swimming! #mondaymotivation https://t.co/bOXq55ib8X
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4/25
2016
... https://t.co/4UJsyiV4lW @Lin_Manuel #toptrend #congats #yayhamlet https://t.co/ZgZoKyhyKXage 18–life cant get busier than this age 26–life cant get busier than this age 45–life cant get busier than this age 81–i wish id done more
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4/18
2016
Car horns. Gridlock. Protests. Street artists. Tourists. Theater goers. I love when #chicago and #nyc feel the same...but different.
4/16
2016
(Katharine Hepburn, Cloris Leachman, Meryl Streep, Audra McDonald & Dame Judi Dench, respectively).
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperThe records for most acting wins at the Oscars, Primetime Emmys, Golden Globes, Tonys and Oliviers are all held by women.
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4/3
2016
Funny. The imagination is everything https://t.co/Zg9x3DpXgt
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3/15
2016
Quick reminder to Trump supporters to move your clocks forward to 2016.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperIf you have a moment I'd appreciate a read: "What Bobby Kennedy Would Say To Trump" https://t.co/Ubko7hvJLD
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperThis 8-year-old has more sense than many adults. Read the letter he wrote to Donald Trump. https://t.co/BF72fpw1Lu
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3/13
2016
.@BernieSanders' statement today in response to @realDonaldTrump blaming him for protests https://t.co/y53whXfMjB https://t.co/SFAwixFkkp
Retweeted by Michelle Schaperthe sheer weight of what Trump supporters misapprehend about reality is beyond all calculation. https://t.co/ZkR5vInb7L
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3/12
2016
If you have old home movies and photos sitting around like I did, check out this company that makes them all digital https://t.co/8f1XRjku3a
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3/3
2016
CLIMATE CHANGE DIDNT SAVE YOU FROM THAT ICEBERG, LEO
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2/29
2016
Everyone wants to wear the #BearsBlueandOrange. 😏 #Oscars https://t.co/VPHmj1OVYT
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2/28
2016
I like when dogs have first and last names because it really helps me imagine them getting mail and banking and other people things.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperJesus. What is that? Piano out of tune? Was CBS aware there was a broadcast happening tonight? #GRAMMYs @Lin_Manuel Congrats, sir. #TopTrendI never quite understood the importance of Hamilton until an entire sports bar stopped what they were doing to watch it on the #GRAMMYs.
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2/15
2016
@mrempoo This whole thing is brilliant. #GreaseLive
1/31
2016
I'm going to Burger King because I'm an adult and I feel like it.
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1/11
2016
Tonight we are all winners. Kidding. We are on our couches reading tweets. #GoldenGlobes
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperLeo: "...my friends, you know who you are..." https://t.co/Mgrf6FTAvb
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper @traciethoms yes! #RoomMovie is so good. Haunting and tragic. But good.The Revenant pretty much sums up what it's like to try and make it through the Globes without Tina and Amy. #GoldenGlobes
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMelissa McCarthy is all of us. #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/4wZKS7BJ0m
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperSwitching back-and-forth between Downton Abbey and the real housewives of Atlanta is the real study of social structure
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperHaven't thought about #Chumbawumba since high school. Thanks, Jon Hamm! #GoldenGlobesOne last salute to #MadMen... #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/dzurRoAYok
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperYay, Hamm! #GoldenGlobes #HappyToBeUsingAMadMenHashtagOh you GO, America and Eva. #actuallyfunny #goldenglobes
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI've been in corn mazes that took less time than the #GoldenGlobes walk to the stage.
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper"Yes" to anything involving Mark Rylance. #WolfHall #GoldenGlobesHow we feel when Ricky Gervais isn't talking https://t.co/6g9bDvKiPV
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperJane Fonda unimpressed with Jonah Hill's 'Revenant' bear https://t.co/Au1hLWYONf https://t.co/t3qW13znAi
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI saw #CarolMovie and felt conflicted. Wasn't sure if it was a movie about love or pedophilia. Still good tho. #GoldenGlobesThis telecast will really spice up once JLaw inevitably faceplants. #GoldenGlobesMaura Tierney is serving us major Rashida Jones and I dig it. #GoldenGlobesJane Fonda was NOT havin' that! #GoldenGlobes #deathstare
1/10
2015
@Lin_Manuel I hope someone has already sent this to you. If not, enjoy! https://t.co/8rzMsuRwhf
12/6
2015
@Lin_Manuel Cast album. So good it makes me angry. Well done, sir.
11/11
2015
Saddest line of #MadMenFinale: "I want to keep things as normal as possible. And you not being here is part of that." That crushed me.
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper @tomandlorenzo Steggy!!!
5/17
2015
The Drapers. ❤️ #MadMen http://t.co/4xIxhkhgDE
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperPart of me really thinks a flash forward finale is obvious. But that would also be very Six Feet Under. No way Weiner will repeat. #MadMen
5/10
2015
Such a great moment for Peggy! The Queen of Cool! https://t.co/NywMEyi9VH
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI mean, HOW BADLY are we going to miss Mad Men when it’s over??? http://t.co/Y6A0ODTl4u
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5/3
2015
I think we can all agree that the best TV series finale of all time was Six Feet Under.
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4/26
2015
The Sylvia Plath Memorial Hotel Room. #MadMen
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4/12
2015
@AnnaKendrick47 Watched The Last Five Years last night. You and Jeremy were so fab. One of my absolute favorite musicals. You did it proud!
3/22
2015
They just said they started Birdman 3 years ago. It takes at least 10 years to get most musicals to Broadway. So... THAT.
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2/22
2015
At the end of the night, Amal Alamuddin rips off her face mask as Clooney smirks proudly over his greatest prank of all time. #GoldenGIobes
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper"Harrison Ford's Earring" is the band I'm most looking forward to seeing at Coachella.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAmy and Tina should host everything in the world to the end of time. Oscars, Presidential debates, Tupperware parties, everything. #Genius
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1/11
2014
@amyh914 yes!
6/9
2014
Is Sting trying to do a Once? That would make it twice
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6/8
2014
@not_margaret I'm in Florida for work and my hotel doesn't have AMC!!!
5/18
2014
Hey, what'd I miss? You know I like to keep abreast. #MadMen
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5/11
2014
“@amyh914: RT @vulture: We had a serial killer expert analyze Mad Men for links to the Manson family murders. http://t.co/LmOyRt19I8” Ooooo!
4/14
2014
Apparently Zac Efron killed Don Draper on Game of Thrones with his abs. #myfeedrightnow
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4/13
2014
“@redeyechicago: Best news: The penguins are returning to Lincoln Park Zoo!. http://t.co/qmsBaIPmKn@not_margaret
3/17
2014
If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone’s Name At The Oscars http://t.co/kN32X2b9z9
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper#Lucille2 RT @TheEllenShow #Besties #Oscars2014 http://t.co/j4xwFb7usE
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperTommy Kail makes an excellent point: You're all spelling it wrong. Bobby Lopez has an EGOTT. Good night!
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3/3
2014
@amyh914 so what was it?
2/24
2014
This couple holding hands during turbulence is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ http://t.co/agaSR2GNQ0
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2/9
2014
The new Girl Scout cookie receives its Gluten-Free badge: http://t.co/p7M7RwCDkg http://t.co/fjT76djknG
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1/28
2014
I can't believe Beyonce wore white to all those people's weddings.
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1/27
2014
What if Lorde just read Fiona Apple's "This World Is Bullshit" speech word for word, but this time, everyone got it?
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1/26
2014
Mrs. Hughes, KICKING CRAZY BITCH ASS. #DowntonPBS @MasterpiecePBS
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1/19
2014
And then God created Saturn... And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWatch Led Zeppelin perform a full set at the Royal Albert Hall in 1969: http://t.co/K0ur8fG8h8
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperRIP 2013. (2013 - 2013)
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1/1
2013
Pinterest reveals something awesome about men http://t.co/J8cJmfzOng
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper“@WIRED: What does your brand smell like? This woman can tell you http://t.co/1c3NfwGQ0X@malloy5230
12/19
2013
http://t.co/wcS2T8yNBc Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas.
12/16
2013
Hey yourself!!! -Jude
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12/7
2013
Apparently the Von Trapp house has central air judging by the sound. #TheSoundofMusicLive #SOML #SoundofMusic
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12/5
2013
@not_margaret season's not over yet, wolff @not_margaret Ha! Who's preggers?
11/26
2013
When is Mad Men back because I need to know how Peggy is handling her life so I know how to handle mine
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11/23
2013
@BobbyLucia wrong.
11/19
2013
Heart-wrenching but utterly beautiful video shows how one elderly man confronts loneliness http://t.co/SF1KrmESGV
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10/10
2013
Chicago looks amazing at night. http://t.co/Logb1UFCLv
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10/9
2013
@amyschumer The Hurt Feelings Locker #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperCharlie Sheen and the Chocolate Factory #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMonsters Online University #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperLive Gluten Free or Die Hard #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperBest one I've read all night RT @PeteyOwe: Star Jones' Trek: Into Darkness #AddaWordRuinaMovie
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10/4
2013
My grandparents looking at my book in the banned booked section. I'VE MADE IT. http://t.co/MB4IcJ9fwT
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9/28
2013

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