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Oh, Marco. Get it together. @mrempoo https://t.co/z12MOCqUXdI was shot on a Saturday morning. By Monday morning my offices were open to the public. https://t.co/fQUR2xOibG
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperOoo. "So-called billionaire" could actually get to him. Let's get that going. Release your tax returns to prove it,… https://t.co/hx9uXQlHr1
2/24
2017
Considering that Republicans say Obama did nothing in 8 years, sure seems like they're rescinding a lot of things he did.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperRemember when Ryan Lochte was a national embarrassment at the Olympics? Yeah...good times.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperREMINDER: Longest-running Republican Speaker molested 4 times as many children as any LGBT bathroom attendee.… https://t.co/IpeFTSqB45
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperDAY 34: Attended all my intel briefings. Told Kellyanne she couldn't fucking sit with us. Sent Bill to Michaels for mason jars.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAs a member of Congress, I believed that listening to my constituents was the most basic and core tenet of the job I was hired to do.
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2/23
2017
Flynn realized he was being thrown under the bus and decided he wasn't going quietly @84wsmith @IronGreg73 https://t.co/bKAU0DPn4M
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAnd also, she said some stupid things. https://t.co/tHpIXgOPRKI am so into this hippo. https://t.co/XA7aAFWkNmIn England they call Sour Patch Kids "Tart Young Lads"
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2/22
2017
What's up with those emails tho? https://t.co/aMu35N95TVI know we have more than enough news of our own to keep us occupied these days, but this whole story this past week… https://t.co/xNPWeZ4k36I'm super mad I didn't already think of some of these. https://t.co/QPlHs02cGY😂 https://t.co/JIW8mGKR6h @BobbyLucia I feel like you will enjoy this. https://t.co/taW3alUAWtEverything about this makes me cry https://t.co/6rbtkWjn3H
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI feel you, cow. https://t.co/G4jvuVI9OjFiona took 2 bottles this morning & seems to have more energy. She’s receiving fluids via IV but is able to get up… https://t.co/R5sE4Qmt3g
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2/21
2017
If you haven't seen @HiddenFigures, you must. An absolutely incredible movie and astonishing piece of history. Not to be missed.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperYes. Absolutely this. https://t.co/WFQ87wP5bZDAY 29: Not holding any campaign rallies (I'm fucking POTUS already). Mailed Chaffetz a turd in a bag. Sent Bill to Sephora for mascara.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperBrilliant. Kentucky lawmaker's Viagra bill would require wife's permission #JaneRoe #TheResistancehttps://t.co/UwROIyhuTv
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperGo, Pope. https://t.co/TCQUqOsXzO
2/18
2017
I CANNOT RETWEET THIS ENOUGH ❤❤ https://t.co/KpCTQjN8zz
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperSeems promising. @mrempoo https://t.co/KNTDKn1QylAssume you're including MSNBC within NBC but it would help our ratings even more if you specify MSNBC. Thanks https://t.co/QuSBl2vBQv
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperBut Obama's golf https://t.co/5RGtBlfGOBIn positive news, Congress members go back to their districts next week. Have fun with that, kids! 😂Scott Pruitt, the new head of the EPA, is a climate science denier. https://t.co/P3W6coZeI5
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperOH. MY. GOODNESS. https://t.co/RLtrZCwwGH https://t.co/BqLOuhuAkJ
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Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAnother puppet. @maddow https://t.co/vQ7NlYkMdrC'mon https://t.co/FNDV501UnBAw. This is cute. He seems to actually believe it. https://t.co/39Eiy9VqinGreat. Thank you @RepWalterJones. Hopefully your Rep colleagues will grow a pair and join you now that they don't h… https://t.co/Jvn0uYIDA2This dude won't last longer than Flynn. #emails https://t.co/xxwXwU8vSu @SarahKSilverman oh yeah. It's absolutely him pulling the strings behind the scenes. Along with Miller. @NumbersMuncher @sacca Actually it's 39% now as of yesterday.This is perfect. https://t.co/bZun02GUOr @jenashtep oh I didn't realize that was a show! Read the book in high school.Oh look, another deranged white dude. But yes, let's definitely go after muslims. 😣 https://t.co/VHnpjn0a8nAw. A war hero and pride of central Illinois. Figured prominently at @bradleyu as well. RIP. https://t.co/NwkS0fYqH1Wentworth Miller is incredible https://t.co/opA02dwEqk
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2/17
2017
Cool. Then I'm sure you wouldn't mind providing your tax returns to prove this. https://t.co/FzLN1zAqY5Oh. That's what that was? A rescue? 😂 https://t.co/oet1JCBwMtIt'll b interesting 2 see if Pres. Obama surfaces on this one. Backlash against Dreamers is one of the things he sa… https://t.co/RpkltgAObVA really interesting thread: https://t.co/mvk9UOATDt
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper @scottEweinberg C'mon. Let's be official about it. Washington D.C. = White Dude Caucus.Hey what ever happened to El Chapo?i actually started crying in class over this omg https://t.co/Qy3q2y0iej
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWait. I agree with Shep Smith and Fox News? What is happening? https://t.co/suKevAkYDtMuseum removes every piece of art created by immigrants to highlight immigrants' impact, even in the world of art. https://t.co/tOTgyKxvJK
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperThese first two grafs by my WSJ colleagues... https://t.co/5PsINF3Bi5
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper @chucktodd Pls stop licking the media's wounds. That's exactly what he wants the focus to be. Get over it and go ba… https://t.co/JMedH0bbARWhy do I have a weird feeling that this will have some completely unfounded element that includes the media? https://t.co/UAGH5MmuEw @amy91485 Yeah? For the show itself? Or for her in it more specifically?
2/16
2017
Because why not? https://t.co/9PxjmH8eoEhttps://t.co/vaqPUoyJfA https://t.co/9aLTYW8BbZ
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWhy I will not appear this week on Real Time with Bill Maher. https://t.co/SOoE3udrDr
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperHmm so Oprah VHS tapes from 26 years ago can materialize but Mark Burnett can't find a way to show us Apprentice fo… https://t.co/H4mGyZJMGU
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperHappy #nationalhippoday Fiona! https://t.co/nsbWRwDFNW #teamfiona #PeppermintNarwhal https://t.co/S8QK8mQgU1
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMy new @newsweek story: European allies have been running intel ops gainst Trump Admin & intercepted communications. https://t.co/U9sIe1Eo7A
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMORNING READ: What’s playing in Peoria? @PJstar calls on GOP to join Dems & investigate troubling reports of… https://t.co/reS4mYraZK
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperYou know when this would have been helpful? During the campaign season. Same with the sudden interest in the Russia… https://t.co/b4dWtV7LuP
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperEven tho @nytimes broke recent story, let us not forget they covered Comey letter above fold & assured us Trump was NOT in contact w Russia.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperForget about the Oscars, the real drama is going to be who will win The Pulitzer this year.
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper#EXCLUSIVE: Puzder 'vowed revenge' after she alleged abuse, ex-wife told Oprah https://t.co/KTYLW3Djil via… https://t.co/8aSPVPkCb3
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2/15
2017
Reasons I think 45 might know he's in deep: He finally stopped talking about his damn inaug crowd size. Those Russians really are powerful.In hindsight, maybe it was a mistake to put a bunch of white nationalist bloggers in charge of the federal government.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperNothing about Trump has ever looked kinda bad at first but turned out OK. He's always worse than you thought.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperDon't understand y we are just figuring this out now. This exact thing has been causing my heart 2 beat rapidly for… https://t.co/O5Se2aoElCIf nothing else, what has been revealed so far by #flynngate is that every chance Trump had to put America First - he chose not to.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperInstead of a trash DeVos cartoon, I'm sharing this: my fave photo of President Obama, with the REAL painting and it… https://t.co/qqA3cre4Fl
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperIt's going to be so incredibly satisfying when they all go down. I just hope the damage is minimal before we get to… https://t.co/LUyQq7p92j
2/14
2017

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