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🙄 https://t.co/aGdkpbOcl4I know we'll likely be cleaning up the Flynn shit show for a while but in the mean time, new guy is kinda awesome. https://t.co/tmUzdlfjljThe Supreme Court called @libertycounsel out for referring to Gavin Grimm with the wrong pronoun https://t.co/W4sEfosyPz
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperJust a reminder: Woodward and Bernstein never attended a White House briefing. They cracked Watergate from the Washington Post's City Desk.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAnd this is what you call a Bern 🔥 https://t.co/H5XWmb3Pp2
2/25
2017
Dun dun dun. https://t.co/4qZCwbaMkVOh, Marco. Get it together. @mrempoo https://t.co/z12MOCqUXdI was shot on a Saturday morning. By Monday morning my offices were open to the public. https://t.co/fQUR2xOibG
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperOoo. "So-called billionaire" could actually get to him. Let's get that going. Release your tax returns to prove it,… https://t.co/hx9uXQlHr1Considering that Republicans say Obama did nothing in 8 years, sure seems like they're rescinding a lot of things he did.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperRemember when Ryan Lochte was a national embarrassment at the Olympics? Yeah...good times.
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2/24
2017
REMINDER: Longest-running Republican Speaker molested 4 times as many children as any LGBT bathroom attendee.… https://t.co/IpeFTSqB45
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperDAY 34: Attended all my intel briefings. Told Kellyanne she couldn't fucking sit with us. Sent Bill to Michaels for mason jars.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAs a member of Congress, I believed that listening to my constituents was the most basic and core tenet of the job I was hired to do.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperFlynn realized he was being thrown under the bus and decided he wasn't going quietly @84wsmith @IronGreg73 https://t.co/bKAU0DPn4M
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2/23
2017
And also, she said some stupid things. https://t.co/tHpIXgOPRKI am so into this hippo. https://t.co/XA7aAFWkNmIn England they call Sour Patch Kids "Tart Young Lads"
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper❤️ https://t.co/VSDOoGZsqzWhat's up with those emails tho? https://t.co/aMu35N95TVI know we have more than enough news of our own to keep us occupied these days, but this whole story this past week… https://t.co/xNPWeZ4k36
2/22
2017
I'm super mad I didn't already think of some of these. https://t.co/QPlHs02cGY😂 https://t.co/JIW8mGKR6h @BobbyLucia I feel like you will enjoy this. https://t.co/taW3alUAWtEverything about this makes me cry https://t.co/6rbtkWjn3H
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI feel you, cow. https://t.co/G4jvuVI9OjFiona took 2 bottles this morning & seems to have more energy. She’s receiving fluids via IV but is able to get up… https://t.co/R5sE4Qmt3g
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2/21
2017
If you haven't seen @HiddenFigures, you must. An absolutely incredible movie and astonishing piece of history. Not to be missed.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperYes. Absolutely this. https://t.co/WFQ87wP5bZDAY 29: Not holding any campaign rallies (I'm fucking POTUS already). Mailed Chaffetz a turd in a bag. Sent Bill to Sephora for mascara.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperBrilliant. Kentucky lawmaker's Viagra bill would require wife's permission #JaneRoe #TheResistancehttps://t.co/UwROIyhuTv
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperGo, Pope. https://t.co/TCQUqOsXzOI CANNOT RETWEET THIS ENOUGH ❤❤ https://t.co/KpCTQjN8zz
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2/18
2017
Seems promising. @mrempoo https://t.co/KNTDKn1QylAssume you're including MSNBC within NBC but it would help our ratings even more if you specify MSNBC. Thanks https://t.co/QuSBl2vBQv
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperBut Obama's golf https://t.co/5RGtBlfGOBIn positive news, Congress members go back to their districts next week. Have fun with that, kids! 😂Scott Pruitt, the new head of the EPA, is a climate science denier. https://t.co/P3W6coZeI5
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperOH. MY. GOODNESS. https://t.co/RLtrZCwwGH https://t.co/BqLOuhuAkJ
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Retweeted by Michelle SchaperAnother puppet. @maddow https://t.co/vQ7NlYkMdrC'mon https://t.co/FNDV501UnBAw. This is cute. He seems to actually believe it. https://t.co/39Eiy9VqinGreat. Thank you @RepWalterJones. Hopefully your Rep colleagues will grow a pair and join you now that they don't h… https://t.co/Jvn0uYIDA2This dude won't last longer than Flynn. #emails https://t.co/xxwXwU8vSu @SarahKSilverman oh yeah. It's absolutely him pulling the strings behind the scenes. Along with Miller. @NumbersMuncher @sacca Actually it's 39% now as of yesterday.This is perfect. https://t.co/bZun02GUOr @jenashtep oh I didn't realize that was a show! Read the book in high school.Oh look, another deranged white dude. But yes, let's definitely go after muslims. 😣 https://t.co/VHnpjn0a8nAw. A war hero and pride of central Illinois. Figured prominently at @bradleyu as well. RIP. https://t.co/NwkS0fYqH1Wentworth Miller is incredible https://t.co/opA02dwEqk
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperCool. Then I'm sure you wouldn't mind providing your tax returns to prove this. https://t.co/FzLN1zAqY5Oh. That's what that was? A rescue? 😂 https://t.co/oet1JCBwMtIt'll b interesting 2 see if Pres. Obama surfaces on this one. Backlash against Dreamers is one of the things he sa… https://t.co/RpkltgAObVA really interesting thread: https://t.co/mvk9UOATDt
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper @scottEweinberg C'mon. Let's be official about it. Washington D.C. = White Dude Caucus.
2/17
2017
Hey what ever happened to El Chapo?i actually started crying in class over this omg https://t.co/Qy3q2y0iej
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWait. I agree with Shep Smith and Fox News? What is happening? https://t.co/suKevAkYDtMuseum removes every piece of art created by immigrants to highlight immigrants' impact, even in the world of art. https://t.co/tOTgyKxvJK
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperThese first two grafs by my WSJ colleagues... https://t.co/5PsINF3Bi5
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper @chucktodd Pls stop licking the media's wounds. That's exactly what he wants the focus to be. Get over it and go ba… https://t.co/JMedH0bbARWhy do I have a weird feeling that this will have some completely unfounded element that includes the media? https://t.co/UAGH5MmuEw @amy91485 Yeah? For the show itself? Or for her in it more specifically?Because why not? https://t.co/9PxjmH8eoE
2/16
2017
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Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWhy I will not appear this week on Real Time with Bill Maher. https://t.co/SOoE3udrDr
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperHmm so Oprah VHS tapes from 26 years ago can materialize but Mark Burnett can't find a way to show us Apprentice fo… https://t.co/H4mGyZJMGU
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperHappy #nationalhippoday Fiona! https://t.co/nsbWRwDFNW #teamfiona #PeppermintNarwhal https://t.co/S8QK8mQgU1
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMy new @newsweek story: European allies have been running intel ops gainst Trump Admin & intercepted communications. https://t.co/U9sIe1Eo7A
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMORNING READ: What’s playing in Peoria? @PJstar calls on GOP to join Dems & investigate troubling reports of… https://t.co/reS4mYraZK
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperYou know when this would have been helpful? During the campaign season. Same with the sudden interest in the Russia… https://t.co/b4dWtV7LuP
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperEven tho @nytimes broke recent story, let us not forget they covered Comey letter above fold & assured us Trump was NOT in contact w Russia.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperForget about the Oscars, the real drama is going to be who will win The Pulitzer this year.
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper#EXCLUSIVE: Puzder 'vowed revenge' after she alleged abuse, ex-wife told Oprah https://t.co/KTYLW3Djil via… https://t.co/8aSPVPkCb3
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperReasons I think 45 might know he's in deep: He finally stopped talking about his damn inaug crowd size. Those Russians really are powerful.
2/15
2017

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