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Lessien @Lessien Waiting for Godot

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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Now THAT was a good commercial. https://t.co/o5AF1Qdz1t
Retweeted by LessienThe turnovers!?!Wow. What a catch by Brown.#doinkSome terrible “clocks” management at half-time."Look at all these better half-time shows"
Retweeted by Lessien @tannenbaumr Haha, jk, Coldplay is totally the worst part.
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Retweeted by LessienYou can barely hear Coldplay’s music over the crowd noise.I supposed this means next year’s Super Bowl halftime show will feature Taylor Swift…This whole Super Bowl has been rather Coldplay, really.
Retweeted by LessienIt takes balls to admit you’re wrong—so we called in @IAmSteveHarvey to school @Verizon. #BALLOGIZE https://t.co/O22DMaF1p1
Retweeted by LessienThat was a good ad actually from T-Mobile.Reminder that this is the best piece I've read about Cam Newton so far. https://t.co/l7KhLErIzY https://t.co/mBz1j8kfMr
Retweeted by LessienThe lengths one man went through for a good bagel in 1980s Moscow. https://t.co/01wyp8YgGk https://t.co/Gec7gMismV
Retweeted by LessienAYYYY 🔥🔥 w/ @DobreLucas | @MissyElliott https://t.co/8vSsPqGSXX
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2/7
2016
Serial has entirely too much vocal fry.
2/6
2016
Twitter is switching to an algorithm to build a timeline for my interests which is cool except I've already done that with the FOLLOW button
Retweeted by LessienAnd you thought switching from stars to hearts was a debate…We’re not going to ruin Twitter, we’re going to bring scalable actionable content for multi-channel brand engagement synergy to our platform
Retweeted by LessienThis is a true counterpoint: https://t.co/JX73Vnb0kd
Retweeted by LessienJohnny Manziel's agent has parted ways with him, as seen in this statement: https://t.co/JKVEHOAeHm
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2/5
2016
These days my MacBook is hooked up to a projector for watching TV/movies/music. My iPad Pro is where the work gets done.
Retweeted by LessienInteresting post from @vladsavov on the motivations of Android OEMs. https://t.co/h3wN8nEmHV
2/3
2016
Yet the tech industry "meritocracy" can't find women who can use PHP, design mobile apps or invest in startups? https://t.co/5dpWs6YjI7
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2/2
2016
Actual people have now voted for Trump for president! Congrats America!
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2/1
2016
Trump Force One does a fly by before landing in Dubuque. https://t.co/DVNIY8B3w4
Retweeted by LessienTHIS IS HUGE!!!! It's Coming: the Great Swift API Transformation via @DaveAbrahams #swiftlang #iosdev https://t.co/ZByHWCLTZW
Retweeted by LessienI'm not even going to try and explain this 😂 https://t.co/HoIFVwjDyw
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1/30
2016
New lead test results just announced from Flint homes are terrible. Highest reading: 4000ppb. Federal alert level is 15ppb.
Retweeted by LessienATP guys know that average sales price isn’t a measure of profit right? 16GB iPhone is not a good example…
1/29
2016
The Witness is no joke.
1/28
2016
Apple & FB make a great case study of how people confuse 'what this company looks like today' with the right price for all/any future growth
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1/27
2016
Trying to be open-minded about Joseph Fiennes ("Shakespeare in Love") playing Michael Jackson in a film about 9/11. https://t.co/lvVV1XB6qrNotable that the iPhone's rampant growth phase largely happened in the post-2008/9 recession era. Goldilocks conditions.Pretty sure some analyst on Bloomberg just said said that Apple by no means “out of the woods.” What? The woods of billions in profit?
Retweeted by LessienSurprised Maine’s governor isn’t running for the 2016 GOP nomination. #smh https://t.co/2HsayDVpOj
1/26
2016
There's so much untapped opportunity to better leverage the iPhone with Apple TV. For example TouchID to purchase. C'mon Apple!
Retweeted by LessienThe ultimate guilty pleasure movie “Over the Top” is on Netflix!Walk into a meeting of all dudes like OK, let's do this. https://t.co/tL163PnZAz
Retweeted by LessienYes to many of these recommendations from @flyosity. #fixtwitter https://t.co/wENbY8pKmzThis thread is the single best case for Apple Watch I've seen https://t.co/xYJ66QTgCy
Retweeted by LessienA colleague drank her breast milk, and other tales from Wall Street https://t.co/VEokL6ooyH via @nytopinion https://t.co/uv2JqIrBsp
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1/25
2016
Where you may have seen former Twitter SVP Alex Roetter's name before: https://t.co/zZbhP1brDw"Our impression was that [Google/Apple] can do more & know more [about cars] than we previously assumed" Daimler CEO https://t.co/4CMMTSAohE
Retweeted by Lessienyou should probably check out my new video -- https://t.co/rlFIQeZF0m https://t.co/HiDqbUcHrk
Retweeted by Lessien1986 people seek merchants w/ electronic card terminals. 2016 people seek Apple Pay. Read: https://t.co/ZpkgcmcGxQ https://t.co/LCQwwUixo9
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1/24
2016
@drance @cbarrett They're both pretty good, but Constantine is more RE-watchable IMO. @drance @cbarrett Constantine > John WickConstantine is such an underrated movie
Retweeted by LessienThis Tweet from @henryevil has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.
Retweeted by LessienWhen salt trucks get stuck and ppl try pushing them, you KNOW it's a bad storm. #snowmaggedon2016 https://t.co/gzSWgJrYeh
Retweeted by Lessien @dnanian I've found it indispensable when cooking/baking and using the apps like NYT Cooking to follow recipes. Doesn't mess the screen.Tian Tian at the Smithsonian Zoo enjoying today's snow. Probably the best video I've seen https://t.co/wFIQS65KFF
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1/23
2016
A 15 year old Texas girl moves to Russia alone to learn ballet. She's now a top dancer at the Kremlin theater. https://t.co/eSZoR4tc6N
Retweeted by LessienI call a lot of things “my masterpiece” but this might actually be my masterpiece https://t.co/cmqlmXINH9
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1/22
2016
Apple hires Virginia Tech computer science professor and virtual reality expert Doug Bowman https://t.co/JpvMsWKRUY https://t.co/DxbKWOdBp8
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1/21
2016
.@buffalobills hire Kathryn Smith, NFL's first full-time female assistant coach: https://t.co/jeKcDnKllC https://t.co/T11UGx5JpG
Retweeted by LessienSince Jack Dorsey was hired on Oct. 5th, $TWTR's stock is down 41%
Retweeted by LessienSNOWPIERCER still painful. Jamie Bell still wonderful.
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1/20
2016
"He would later walk around wearing a handwritten sign that read, 'Please touch me.'" https://t.co/kkAgSmDPsj.@gruber on this story, think you meant “same” not “sale.” https://t.co/yy4xQYgjLPBREAKING: Legendary Eagles singer and guitarist Glenn Frey has died in New York City, the band says. https://t.co/01e9LRkP8X
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1/18
2016
One of the most amazing medical detective stories ever - by @DavidEpstein https://t.co/SQ8hnH9kTd in @ProPublica https://t.co/x0pOFJYErG
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1/17
2016
@Lessien "didn't flip"
Retweeted by LessienThis game was something else. Congrats Cardinals.Larry Fitz-fucking-gerald!!!!!UPDATE @lukezim https://t.co/VYqZQSzN3B
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Retweeted by LessienNFL Playoffs. Wow.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 #GBvsAZ
Retweeted by LessienOh no. Another “what’s a catch” moment.OMG!!!!! What a catch.What Apple Watch 2 needs to do: maintain battery life whilst being powerful enough to enable devs to start using UIKit and make real apps
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1/16
2016
Iowa sandwiches. https://t.co/ObxJ04auXLIs $AMZN becoming a shipping co.? It's leasing planes & just registered to provide ocean freight svcs https://t.co/DXegOKmLhn via @flexport
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1/15
2016
iOS Blue Light Reduction (in 9.3 beta) is one of those so-good-why-was-it-not-always-there features.
Retweeted by LessienThis drag and drop prototype on an iPad is how you should interact with a touch screen that large: https://t.co/L9DuzRf3vs
Retweeted by LessienRIP Alan Rickman. Yippie-kay-ay…
1/14
2016
ARGHHHHHHH #💰 https://t.co/Du2yjEJnmQ
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1/13
2016
@viticci it’s really astonishing.Rupert Murdoch announces engagement to Jerry Hall, @thetimes reports https://t.co/99ZtGqc0N9 https://t.co/5qiNx7u4wc
Retweeted by LessienJanuary 10 2016 - David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18 month battle... https://t.co/ENRSiT43Zy
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1/11
2016
QB experience has been the single biggest difference maker in the NFL Playoffs so far.NO GOOD! WOW WOW WOW
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1/10
2016
Oh Dear... https://t.co/8KfcGAT5jd
Retweeted by LessienWhat a bonkers game.Oh my.Garbage was thrown at Ben Roethlisberger when he was being carted off with an injury. https://t.co/1QkXqxjC18
Retweeted by LessienEl Chapo talked Hollywood economics and Donald Trump during his interview with Sean Penn. https://t.co/U71TYRlq3F https://t.co/4ph84x8K27
Retweeted by LessienBrian Hoyer just threw his fourth interception. He has five turnovers. There is nothing left to tweet. #Texans
Retweeted by LessienWow. What an inept offense from the Texans. @Lessien He’s doing fine. Go Chiefs!
Retweeted by LessienBrian Hoyer was just picked off for third time. Bill O'Brien needs to pull Hoyer and turn to Weeden. This is embarrassing. #Texans #Chiefs
Retweeted by Lessien4 turnovers man?!?Wow. Must yank Hoyer. #HOUTexans are like puppies. So excited to be here and can't help but pee all over the carpet.
Retweeted by Lessien @OvercastFM Novelty wore off ages ago. Dump 'em.I wouldn’t complain if a future iOS version contained a settings that enabled “pro” iPad pro KB features like more shortcuts or mouse keys.
1/9
2016
NFL owners should have to pass a competency test. This stat is crazy. https://t.co/s1eeO9SsNm
1/6
2016
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