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Author and connoisseur of gas station wines. I've written a lot of books. My mom thinks you should read most of them. https://t.co/zBLbGMHitn

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Joined Twitter 11/26/10


@Here_to_Teach @sunraysunray Yes. And food of the working mother, that mythological creature that Conservatives thi… https://t.co/ueg1vpLKOB @rossiej67 Thought you told someone else you're not a grandmother. #Russianbot @rossiej67 This is a Russian bot, folks. Just report it, ignore it, and move on. @newrevolver @tonyposnanski @nytimes Of course I did. And I didn't go to Harvard, either. State school is just fine. @charliekirk11 @KyleKashuv How is not getting to go to Harvard "wrecking his life?" So all the rest of us had our l… https://t.co/LxdoB9Z3E6
6/18
2019
@newrevolver @tonyposnanski @nytimes I wonder what was different about the two boys... hmm, it'll come to me. @newrevolver @tonyposnanski @nytimes https://t.co/QrzJ8dvyUJSpot the Difference Republicans: "Tamir Rice was 12, that's old enough to know better! It is his own damn fault… https://t.co/oijy0jreZn
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @newrevolver @tonyposnanski @nytimes He can drive a car, he can shut his fucking racist mouth. @tonyposnanski @nytimes "Back when he was 16!" You know... last year. @SamKat77 @mannersminder @La_arma_viva @wvjoe911 Sorry, now I see that you might have missed that my tweet was a re… https://t.co/gdBkescPqlThe same "white persecution" dimwits and incels who are outraged that he's not going to Harvard now are the very sa… https://t.co/mBIikzPWBEFYI, it wasn't a leaked video of him singing along in his car to rap music. It wasn't an oration from Uncle Tom's C… https://t.co/ASMFsZdElZDear people whining about Kyle Kashuv's fate: he wasn't denied admission to Harvard because he used A WORD. He was… https://t.co/PgIXTaBz6q @ksorbs Let me think, a made-up story that didn't happen that readers use as a fun escape--you know, like Lord of t… https://t.co/fJVGEhp0Ae @SamKat77 @mannersminder @La_arma_viva @wvjoe911 Vote? Why didn't I think of that?!Two wine glasses full of vodka later, and I'm not even mildly giggly. How much is it supposed to take? And who do I… https://t.co/SwvhEmprEJ @ParkerTamlin Here's that attention your ordered...
6/17
2019
@spobellove @mannersminder @La_arma_viva @wvjoe911 He won't. He's a Conservative, and this is his home.
6/16
2019
@Ic0nick I live in Alabama. That movie gives us hope that there's still a world out there. And that New Yorkers have all the common sense! @OatesTerell @THE_GOP_SUCKS @wvjoe911 @mimiflyingcat Actually, we produce a lot of cars, house a NASA facility, and… https://t.co/hXeb4JlqdA @mannersminder @La_arma_viva @wvjoe911 I don't want to live here but this is where my husband is from. His parents… https://t.co/n8siQCdKXV @Ic0nick I've seen this movie! You make sure that's a roll of twenties and NOT a roll of ones with a twenty on the outside! @phoenixpolice So, those officers are on paid vacation while you look into it. Statistically, you will find no evid… https://t.co/lHWBkWhAv9 @pastorlocke No, I reported you for sharing a falsified and disturbing video that you claimed was people playing wi… https://t.co/PBSrS4d9zt
6/15
2019
Has @realDonaldTrump expressed his well wishes to #JohnMcCain yet? https://t.co/10cUWvEulc @PhoenixPolice I'd LOVE to hear your explanation. Never mind, all I give a shit about is how quickly you fired thes… https://t.co/CXCAScFWYxI suggest a total blackout of @CNN tonight during the airing of Woman of Mystery. No mystery...a cheap hag that sol… https://t.co/soELF8i84R
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @thedailybeast Mmmmmm, you smell just like a Big Mac.Rather than celebrate Trump's birthday, I choose to celebrate #JohnMcCainDayJune14 #JohnMcCainDay https://t.co/keKqn1gzcX
Retweeted by Lorca DamonI, too, remember with great fondness that time First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy stripped naked and let another nude mo… https://t.co/iU5ZXf5EvL @jpalmiotti Literally nothing. I subscribe to condoms online, for pete's sake. @McAllisterDen If you're sick and tired of it, turn of Real Housewives and get a life. Your experience with lubing… https://t.co/HjRUo1t0IV @LadyBleach @bobclendenin @thehill It wasn't the coat, which was a harness (not a vest) with "service dog" pinned t… https://t.co/wayVjaoQ1oAnyone else having Facebook issues? My account is currently unavailable due to a "site issue." @missc0nstrued Expletive. @missc0nstrued Of course I will. Then let's also celebrate her half-birthday in six months! Whom does she share that date with? @bobclendenin @thehill That's it exactly. I saw one today, a tiny little elderly dog whose harness had a safety pin… https://t.co/ZYJ5HAnGpo
6/14
2019
@realDonaldTrump @StateDept @SecPompeo https://t.co/00XkeKdANY
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @PibbleRacing @oranicuhh LOL! I dunno, it's the start of menopause! Although I'm looking forward to being done with the ol' baby chamber. @benjromano Brilliant. @oranicuhh @SunKiissd No, we kinda are a little bit... @oranicuhh I'm vehemently pro-choice... and pro-ME HAVING THAT BABY UNLESS THERE'S A HEALTH PROBLEM. But I don't ha… https://t.co/P3VS5h5Zs8 @oranicuhh THANK YOU. I'm 46, married, have two older teenagers...and had to buy a pregnancy test this week. I was… https://t.co/f4k5Gzfldq @Jim_Jordan The census is meant to count all the PEOPLE in the United States, not just citizens, #GymJordan. Shoul… https://t.co/0mFNb7Ksyi
Retweeted by Lorca DamonI've been ranting a lot lately about how allies are being treated by their fellow allies. Folks, when you dismiss t… https://t.co/bLnJu0goBJ @ColinCorgi @AllisonRFloyd I replied to a sweeping statement that able-bodied people need to stay quiet. Quite a fe… https://t.co/dBVQ7vU2Ju @AllisonRFloyd @ColinCorgi Where did that appear? I'm able-bodied and have no mental illness. I'm saying we ALL nee… https://t.co/Or4uGpEwhf @honeylemondrops @AllisonRFloyd True. But that wasn't in the tweet. We all need to choose our words carefully, espe… https://t.co/pi1E3zLVM0 @ColinCorgi @AllisonRFloyd Good. That's the kind of ally you chose to be. I happen to serve as a free resource for… https://t.co/CzDmVj7cqI @RussellPoe @AllisonRFloyd Except it's completely about me, thanks. @AllisonRFloyd Sadly, your mostly-justified anger went into a tweet, I responded kindly, and now I've been told off… https://t.co/1lfWEVCD7t @AllisonRFloyd I also responded to that woman's idiocy. She's not just a moron, she's dangerous. But that wasn't pr… https://t.co/vXxMwcjdPn @AllisonRFloyd You're overlooking all of us able-bodied people who've dedicated our entire lives to caring for a lo… https://t.co/H5mApfOh8O @Bravewriting @notcapnamerica @BravenakBlog Weird. I just looked at the account and there it is. He literally tweeted 15 min ago. @introvertgay @adamcbest Careful there, Comrade. A bot worked really hard to spread those rumors! @theDudeIsIn2 @neilhimself Ours are whitetail too. Bucks rarely charge people. They also have no role in raising or… https://t.co/rAzxQyy74qwhy is “happy birthday mr president” trending when obama’s birthday isn’t till august???
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/rZi3Uj7N0L
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @pastorlocke @cmclymer "When the little girl showed her shoulders, I just couldn't help myself." --Evangelicals @realDonaldTrump Let's all celebrate a true AMERICAN HERO tomorrow, June 14th people. https://t.co/2z0DR541j8
Retweeted by Lorca DamonThis guy literally just said sodomy is being shoved down his throat. Ding, ding! Closeted gay protests too much! https://t.co/LOJ59gqYvT @MercysFight YAY, so we're kicking out that Trumpclown for his adultery, right? @MercysFight @Pinterest Awwww, YAY! Twitter got the message that I reported those assholes for lying about abortion… https://t.co/IjTdW71wWC @JaeB_so_nasty No, it's not. I can't have an abortion because "SAVE THE BABIES!" but she can let her kids die from… https://t.co/371ihKiAeU @introvertgay If this kind of servitude is how she wants to live, wow. But okay, it's her choice I guess. What I ca… https://t.co/aPOJFTP6GdWithout question #pride https://t.co/GEKHotAyZg
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @tonyposnanski @jusanothagirl78 I'm so grateful to people like Criminelle for their insightful hot takes on medical… https://t.co/0lHszYklfw @theDudeIsIn2 @neilhimself Not typical behavior with the deer where we hunt. The bucks don't tend to stick around t… https://t.co/RyXyjk7KsJSorry, forgot the second part of the rhyme: yes, if its little ears are curled downward, it may be in distress and… https://t.co/GS48oHN9kT
6/13
2019
@4Kittties @SaltyCookie22 I did. NOTHING. There's cat food (we had some because our hedgehog eats it), milk, and wa… https://t.co/pSUbQOkhN5 @jennifergracen And it would sound like this: "HA! Busted! Didja noobs heeya what she just said? She saidja all bun… https://t.co/MWISdvt6DsI knew you know this but I'm sharing for Mr. Gaiman's followers: "Ears are straight, everything's great. Ears down… https://t.co/SFS4iyNDZV @jennifergracen You liar. You'd scream out loud and point at a few of the guys!Okay, Twitter, I hate cats. Die on that hill, if you must. BUT a tiny boop-kitty was dumped on my porch, we're havi… https://t.co/Q91OSmXbGT @SaltyCookie22 I was thinking it's all the shit floating to the top.Black boys in America are born with the assumption of guilt. White boys inherit the assumption of innocence. Those… https://t.co/Ao5niYJTaF
Retweeted by Lorca DamonMy next president! https://t.co/hpYRsyU6zbHas anyone else noticed that Trump's blue eyes aren't blue anymore? That could be a sign of several different medic… https://t.co/IHvp8hYWKz @AnneTibbets See, your keyboard says NO, but the very fact that your replied is a solid Maybe! #commencethewearingdown @AnneTibbets But if arguing with trolls on the internet has taught me anything, it's that I MIGHT wear the agent down! It totally works! @_JennyHollander They used three different "persons" in the opener of that paragraph! @ChristinaDronen If your church isn't a place that welcomes teens, makes them feel empowered and wanted, challenges… https://t.co/e5XbaME6qH @smreine Of course, the flip side is "what else has been removed" which is another compelling classroom lesson! My… https://t.co/F4J9k8LkzV @introvertgay I have to wonder in all honest, and I say this as no major fan of Biden's: does it feel like he's pan… https://t.co/k24ZBKGAcp @JBxyz123 @pastorlocke @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump Bet the mofo eats shrimp and wears polyester golf shirts, too. @pastorlocke @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump Soooo, you post a lame-ass Grease reference, then don't know how to re… https://t.co/cEkRXQrR2u @smreine Many of my students were horrified that her private diary was even read, let alone published (a very norma… https://t.co/2J4aZHjVWWWhy am I passing on a Bene Gesserit tv series with all-male creative team? Because a team that doesn't think to in… https://t.co/kYlGLQxmYK
Retweeted by Lorca Damon @robinshortt2 @dancinghorse Did you seriously just non-explain who the creator of the Bene Gesserit is to someone w… https://t.co/9dDS8Cr3cd @smreine I've taught this book, and we would discuss what "wasn't" in the diary. My high schoolers actually sided w… https://t.co/mlofZBvcxCDon't you fucking DARE post "Never Forget" bullshit and "I demand @IlhanMN resign over her unpatriotic comments!" g… https://t.co/8uKhHncKNA @DevinCow Steaming cow patties 60% - Trump 20% - Expired mayonnaise 20% @reivaxor There we go: questionable trustworthiness. I cannot help but wonder how many rubles pay for these ridicul… https://t.co/HJAqIt1Gee @reivaxor Polls CAN be interesting, but this early? And this narrow a scope (the region)? And with so much at stake… https://t.co/jI4GS4E6ge @JamesHillTV Aw, your tiny dick and even tinier personality have been rejected by a few too many strong women. Yea,… https://t.co/N6ZKHWFYav @mikefeigin I'm alarmed that you had so many uneaten donuts lying around. @billjonesjr While at the same time, leading Dems in bad directions.All this will do is fuel Dem protest voters/non-voters when "their" candidate doesn't get the nomination. "See? S/h… https://t.co/O2s0f21ulsThese polls piss me off. A) Who cares who the candidate is? VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO. B) This kind of "oh, Hillary's… https://t.co/4FziMNcks5
6/12
2019

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