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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles / Toronto

grandma - actor/comedian - philosophy phd - instagram lukayovetich #RCJH - PEOPLE OF EARTH (@PoE_TBS) premieres Oct 31 on TBS

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I commented on the debate... Sleaze From Wingtips to Combover
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Asking for a recount when the law authorizes a recount is not the same as alleging a massive election-rigging conspiracy.
Retweeted by Luka Jones.@realDonaldTrump say clearly that you will accept the results of the election you stupid idiotTRUMP: Great, right? CONWAY: It was terrible. TRUMP: The debate or me? CONWAY: It. TRUMP: Eh? CONWAY: Donald Trump was TERRIBLE. TRUMP: shit
Retweeted by Luka JonesThe key and haunting question coming out of the debate: Will no one speak for Queens?
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TRUMP: Why I yell "rigged": if I can't use the swings NO ONE can. The playground burns. RYAN: America? TRUMP: America, democracy, whichever!
Retweeted by Luka Jones @MissaByDesign only some of them thank god
@BrashAnderson Not yet!still not warming up to emojis - will keep you guys in the loopTHE MURRICANE @ssadgirldiaries @magicmikecastle Thank you! And thanks for coming :)
@BrianStack153 my neighbor has put both on at onceThis Show Is Not Funny is back tonight at UCB Sunset at 9! It's our People Of Earth show! Tix still available here: @MelissaStetten yes! @megOOm2 Agreed!CLINTON To women: You can do anything TRUMP To women, you can do anything
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Honestly can't believe the Cleveland MLB team still wears this racist version of their hat. #GoBlueJaysNov 8, America is going to take a lil dumpy on the Trumpy.
Retweeted by Luka JonesNext on This Show Is Not Funny, improvisers act w/ cast of upcoming TBS comedy #PeopleOfEarth @ucbsunset Sat 9pm $1…
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@annpornel Thanks!!! @megOOm2 I'm a Dodgers fan. LA is my home. I pulled for Cubs when I was a kid living in Chicago. But it'll be hard to pull against them. @annpornel FREAKING OUT #GoBlueSave us Clayton! #GoBluePUT KERSHAW IN #GoBlueLet's go Dodgers beat the Expos! @MattWelch Joc's the man! #GoBlueJoc jacks one over the wall! #GOBLUE @stevezissis @bobdylan "He looked so immaculately frightful As he bummed a cigarette" -also from "Desolation Row"Playing House in at #7 -- congrats @Jessica_StClair & @lennonparham
Retweeted by Luka Jones @lukajones LAD is 0-9 w the bases loaded in this series wtf!!! #GoBlue @stevezissis loved THE BEASTMASTER !!! @stevezissis @bobdylan "And the only sound that’s left After the ambulances go Is Cinderella sweeping up On Desolation Row" @stevezissis @bobdylan "Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin' to be so quiet?" -from "Visions of Johanna"2016 Literature Laureate Bob Dylan, age 75, born on May 24, 1941 in Duluth, Minnesota, USA. #NobelPrize
Retweeted by Luka Jones @michaelcassidy It's gonna be SO fun!!!
Front of tomorrow's @NYDailyNews:
Retweeted by Luka Jones"you're a disgusting human being," trump told me when i asked about claims that he touched women inappropriately:"
Retweeted by Luka Jones @nicopitney @stevesilberman I'd guess bc Obama is arguably implying that being NT is better than not. @Nick_Offerman a Cubs loss would now be your fault @hatethedrakeI love you @samscramTSINF on 10/15 @ 9pm UCB Sunset w @PoE_TBS guests @OscarNunezLA @DaVineJoy @michaelcassidy @thebrianhuskey Tix/info:
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gonna be honest here i dislike donald t @literallyafool @literallyafool pls go see Tebow play baseball for me in AFL baseball thx.@VanityFair really, really liked #PeopleofEarth at the #NYCC panel. Exhibit A:
Retweeted by Luka JonesTSINF on 10/15 @ 9pm UCB Sunset w @PoE_TBS guests @OscarNunezLA @DaVineJoy @michaelcassidy @thebrianhuskey Tix/info: hit a 403' 2-run HR to put LAD up 2-1! #GoBlue #ChavezRavine #NLDS @nickthune @timothycsimons @JoeMande @NoahGarfinkel THANK YOU THUNE @DodgersNation Kershaw @thesunah loveWishing everyone a good night's sleep and a deep and real hope that better days are in the sky headed straight to you.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @timothycsimons @JoeMande @NoahGarfinkel For the record, I disagree with the assessment that deep dish is garbage. It's yummy to my tummy.Can't wait for tomorrow's revelations of Donalds's concienceless & dasstardly deeds.
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@nicstanich Cubs will get them next game @JoeMande @NoahGarfinkel I'm happy to fall back on the argument that 'pizza' is used to refer to deep dish and so it's also pizza move. @NoahGarfinkel @JoeMande I am certain about this as a literal truth. @NoahGarfinkel @JoeMande omg I can't believe I just started a huge fight between you two this is amazingg @benmiller DOWN WITH THE GIANTS (#GoJaysGo) @NoahGarfinkel couldn't agree more but @JoeMande is a radical on this imo @NoahGarfinkel see @JoeMande it IS pizza !!Go Cubs! Sweep the Giants! Payback for 1989 NLCS @rosemcgowan he triggers me enormously @DustinMartian I might have a broader conception of art than you. But we're watching theater in a near literal sense. But maybe you're rightPolitics can be such a disgusting form of art.On Trump's authoritarian contempt for liberal democracy... 'Because You'd Be in Jail'
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Hillary Clinton beat Donald Trump in the second presidential debate, polls say
Retweeted by Luka JonesIf CHC were to reach the Series, the wealthy non-real fans should view on TV and allow the lifers to witness the sacred moment in Cubs Park. @megOOm2 No net downside. All of us fans should just want BM to live his unusual journey. It is a big part of his beauty.Mother @megOOm2 Haha. It would be poetic and in line with his quasi-mystic ways.I will always love Bill Murray for many reasons. But if he were to quietly retire after a Cubs WS title, I feel like I would get it. #JJ
You need to grasp how deep voter ignorance really is to grasp why increased salience of something "we already knew" can have a big effect.
Retweeted by Luka JonesA lesser-known leaked Trump tape:
Retweeted by Luka Jones @Galichious genuinely awesome tv songIn our opinion: Donald Trump should resign his candidacy
Retweeted by Luka JonesThe theme song to GOOD TIMES is being followed by the theme song to THE JEFFERSONS in this Barnes & Noble and it is making me very happy.