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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles / Toronto

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Joined Twitter 12/14/09

It’d be fun if the Pelicans beat the Warriors with shots from within 3 feet.Out now! ‘Episode 36, The Daniel Dennett Interview (Part II - Philosophy of Mind)’. iTunes:…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @jlsnedegar ahead of the curve
The Mustache Rides, again! Go see #SuperTroopers2 Now Playing Everywhere
Retweeted by Luka JonesJust met a kid named Luka at one of my favorite restaurants and am very happy the name is continuing! @br4272002 Oh cool yeah didn’t know his name. But my description accurately picked him out. Wolves look good
My nephew is so bad at returning texts that I’m starting to have feelings for him
Retweeted by Luka Jones @d_haggar Hahaha @HJBenjamin This guy hates NYC!A DREAM!! Beyond excited to be a part of this team!
Retweeted by Luka JonesClown ass MFs that actually think I’m a Real cop.....?! Gotta be higher than Weed..
Retweeted by Luka Jones @cleaduvall @mholland85 🎉not that into pot btw fyi but more power to those whose are #420 @literallyafool I loved itVIDEO: Michael Jordan is probably still hot about losing a game of one-on-one to a 45-year-old mutual fund CEO at h…
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@nickthune @johnnypemberton No need to announce when you’re texting me dude. @AlisonAgosti @NoahGarfinkel LETS GET THE UPLOADER READYrocking out to “This Woman’s Work” by Kate Bush rn btwSteve Carell as Fabio at @TheSecondCity in Chicago back in the '90's. #ThrowbackThursday
Retweeted by Luka Jones @magicmikecastle GO CP3 @literallyafool That’s how it’s done! @chelseaperetti I’ve been to the Grand Cyn! @magicmikecastle False
us handsomes have problems too ya knowwhen #BillyJoel says “only the good die young” can’t tell if he means only and all good ppl die young or that all p… need a @Klow7/@DeMar_DeRozan reality show 😂 (via @NBATV)
Retweeted by Luka JonesOut this Sunday! ‘Episode 36, The Daniel Dennett Interview (Part II - Philosophy of Mind)’. In this week’s instal…
Retweeted by Luka JonesKansas isn’t asserting it is a “victim,” the United States government is, specifically the U.S. Attorney for the So…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @scottwmacarthur Don’t give up on us!
Retweeted by Luka JonesBe positive is all I got to say, no more no less.
Retweeted by Luka JonesOur latest Big Red Bio is out! Read about the 1976, 1977 and 1978 @CornellLacrosse teams that set the Division I…
Retweeted by Luka JonesNext weekend the ‘76, ‘77, and ‘78 Big Red teams will celebrate the 40th anniversary of one of the greatest feats a…
Retweeted by Luka JonesThis is so funny
Retweeted by Luka Jones @nickwiger Hahaha @nickwiger Go Rockets @jayduplass @JuddApatow @HBO Beautiful head of hair.
genuinely rocking out to James Blunt rn FYIIt would be tight if Twitter fully stopped working and we all just moved on like it never happened.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @realDonaldTrump You are so insecure, dude.
Big shout out to all those who have taken me as a lover in my life. Thank you. ✌️
I wish I were at this @Raptors game! #GoRaps #WeTheNorthONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST (1975) DP: Haskell Wexler Director: Milos Forman More Shots:…
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Best PER in NBA history... Michael. LeBron. Boban.
Retweeted by Luka JonesLA & NYC are the only 2 cities w 2 NBA teams and none of the 4 teams is in the playoffs ... cool @magicmikecastle Never false at any moment of our lives. This is all I know. @magicmikecastle Correct. Nobody has coherent set of beliefs. Zero ppl.Mitzi Shore was a critic, confidante and caretaker for comics like Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Sa…
Retweeted by Luka JonesHighlight of the NBA season for me .. thx @ericjedelstein for the link #TeamBoban @PFTompkins @JacksKilla I don’t understand either, but I bet they do wanna s your d, which is kinda fun...If only there were a way after age 40 to transplant some of the rigidity of one’s personality to one’s dong...
Anyone advising the President — in public or over the airwaves— to fire Bob Mueller does not have the President or…
Retweeted by Luka JonesA social epistemological view of the echo chamber, and why you need to escape it ...
Retweeted by Luka Jones @DanielleSATM Chicago = great city
Andre Ingram steals the show inside Staples Center, going off for 19 PTS, 4 3PM in his @lakers debut! #LakeShow
Retweeted by Luka Jones @Noteless That’s so kind to say. Thank you!This was a joy to watch in person. Gotta pull for this dude. #GoLakers
Gonna be honest .. I don’t always love the fact that we die. @realDonaldTrump u r a witchLA was too hot yesterday FYI @WilsonDeluxe Yeah for awhile ppl thought that. But while linguistic/semantic problems are often part of philosophi… @literallyafool @WilsonDeluxe and this:
@literallyafool @WilsonDeluxe Cool thanks. Just in case you didn’t see this @WilsonDeluxe: @WilsonDeluxe I don’t have a favorite solution. My guess is that there is a sense in which the sentence just isn’t… @literallyafool @WilsonDeluxe can @WilsonDeluxe see this tweet? @jayduplass There needs to be more Wile E. Coyote tweets in general. @WilsonDeluxe Yes. I don’t think so. Yes. Lots of interesting possible solutions to the paradox. None seem to be co… back to the Grind.
Retweeted by Luka Jones‘This sentence is false’ generates the Liar Paradox. If it’s true, then it’s false. If it’s false, then it’s true.…
Pirates usher Phil Coyne, 99, retires after working home games since 1936 - ESPN
Retweeted by Luka Jones @johnlevenstein Still gotta watch, but I will never give up on this show.Happy Serbian Orthodox Easter @MilosTeodosic4! I love your game 🏀
feel so blessed that I’ve never rubbed anyone the wrong way @AlexBorstein Zevon doing “Mutineer” in his last appearance on Letterman @AlexBorstein Dink’s Song @AlexBorstein and this from Townes @AlexBorstein as always .. Clay Pigeons by Blaze Foley
@johnlevenstein Ah I see. Well I love his tweets too. @johnlevenstein Is it eye/pie? Or is it face/pie? Or am I way off base?