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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

actor/comedian - philosophy PhD - instagram lukayovetich - UCB (@ucbtla) - BFF (@NBCBFF) - UP ALL NIGHT (@NBCUpAllNight) - PEOPLE OF EARTH (@PoE_TBS)

1,643 Following   6,796 Followers   10,976 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/14/09


once again, good luck to Ole RoyWish I could be on the golf course but have to work - must be nice to be President
Retweeted by Luka Jonesthe effective anti-DJT politician will also speak in non-literal rhetorical language @gingerthejester I'm sad!
3/26
2017
Kansas City still lit
Retweeted by Luka Jonesgoddamnit Jayhawks"I won the breakup" -Psychopath
Retweeted by Luka JonesMy mother has made the deepest impression on me.paragraph from Willard Van Orman Quine's "Two Dogmas of Empiricism" https://t.co/Leh4e4z6D9
3/25
2017
That's fine with me pimp....the real ones don't compete because we know that there is money & success out here for… https://t.co/kWPK2L1na0
Retweeted by Luka Jones @HJBenjamin would be his most intense move to dateIf it doesn't already, KU should have college basketball's attention after rolling Purdue https://t.co/Mu6uneqrIM
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3/24
2017
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK BABY https://t.co/kAnlf0Pcj0In the end, we are alone with our interpretations.
3/23
2017
@WendyMolyneux BUT I MIGHT OUTLIVE HIM @DustinMartian @AlisonAgosti one of my all-time favesSad https://t.co/n6MLrL5TCDLove & connection is healing me bit by bit. @magicmikecastle BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY AREI have never met a human being who takes more pride in referring to 2000-2009 as the 'aughts' than @lukajones
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3/22
2017
@JoelEmbiid @KUHoops @YahooFantasy RCJH
3/21
2017
@mshowalter My pleasure! @benmiller ONE CAN FANTASIZEI would 100% erotically & sensually masturbate to a real photo of DJT being led out of the White House in handcuffs. I'd take my sweet time.Now watching! I'm a #Gerry @lukajones #iwanttobelieve #dontgetweird 👽 https://t.co/ToCm5vqV5i
Retweeted by Luka JonesWho am I? jk (no srsly tho who) KIDDING 🙃 @ucbtla @DarcyCarden @HAIMtheband @babyhaim @jizziemcguire @JessRMcKenna @drewtarver @laurenlapkus @seanconroy #RUNDMC
3/20
2017
@KUHoops RCJHThe past is so sticky! @mrDaveKrumholtz same
3/19
2017
anytime i can see scott adsit improvise is a gift. scott adsit and @lukajones? 🙌🏼 https://t.co/PDv977DHxK
Retweeted by Luka JonesI wrote... Why does Donald Trump demonize cities? Because they show that the liberal experiment works. https://t.co/ibgqgcwXYP
Retweeted by Luka JonesCalifornia on my mind https://t.co/Xlx3yAsns7This Show Is Not Funny returns tonight at 9pm @ucbtla feat. guests @minkakelly #scottadsit @tracelysette tix & info https://t.co/lO0bGhBX0P
3/18
2017
@mrDaveKrumholtz toss DMH number this way pls thnx
3/16
2017
@USC_Hoops FIGHT ON @realDonaldTrump America is already great DonUCB Training Center is currently accepting applications for diversity scholarships. DEADLINE IS MIDNIGHT TONIGHT: https://t.co/84AuKNFXTj
Retweeted by Luka JonesI often think of the walking man of Silverlake.My Project Syndicate column this month is a tribute to Derek Parfit, who died on the first day of the year: https://t.co/Jt1dte7JLs
Retweeted by Luka Jonesmany trumpists are basically nihilists @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews nope @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews agree 2 disagree bud @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews they can't wait to impeach him - he's an embarrassment 2 GOP @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews nah dude will be impeached in 1st term @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews he's weak @IslamHater2013 @andreakayeshow @deplorableluke @nfulmer0827 ha gr8 point @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews lulz @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews bored and sad that this jackass is POTUS @benmiller they gotta solid chance @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews it's never enjoyable to listen to you flap your moronic lips
3/15
2017
We birthed DJT and now we must parent him."There is no new Trump. There is only the same old Trump: Dangerous and unpredictable." (The NYT Opinion Section) https://t.co/l8yDlDz1QM
Retweeted by Luka JonesI Got Botox in My Scrotum and My Sex Life Has Never Been Better https://t.co/1WSHGr7pxP https://t.co/jIUL7mA8S1
Retweeted by Luka JonesAt what point will it be accepted that insurers must be required to treat the nation as a single gene pool? We do not earn our genetic luck.
Retweeted by Luka Jonessleep > sexThese emotional triggers inside of us can make the world pretty difficult to navigate. @jennyslate I feel like that's a cool way 2 say it !
3/14
2017
"Not today, mother fucker" is my new line. She's a badass. https://t.co/WXe9aBsJvf
Retweeted by Luka JonesThis lady rules. "Woman Uses Tactics She Learned from Self-Defense Class to Escape Sexual Assault" https://t.co/VxnTQCf6oo via @YahooBeauty
Retweeted by Luka Jones @MrJakeJohnson She's fucking amazing. @MrJakeJohnson @YahooBeauty STRONG
3/13
2017
OMFG I LUV TOURNEY TIME #ROCKCHALKJAYHAWK @realryanmeharry @caseyfeigh I could easily see UCLA getting past UNC @caseyfeigh revised FF: Kansas, UNC, Maryland, NovaCome to Required Viewing at the UCB Sunset Inner Sanctum @ 830 tonite its free! I chose to screen CARNAL KNOWLEDGE https://t.co/3wqiNpFV5XThis is the most sacred of all Sundays! #NCAATournament #RCJHKansas is the No. 1 seed in the Midwest. #SelectionSunday https://t.co/bqheIyV6VE
Retweeted by Luka Jones @FernieCommaAlex SOLID TRAILER @OfficialJLD @NUMensBball @marchmadness congrats to NW!.@lukajones https://t.co/TkyVszbcaj
Retweeted by Luka JonesTonight, come watch CARNAL KNOWLEDGE at Required Viewing with our gues @lukajones! 8:30, UCB Inner Sanctum, Free!
Retweeted by Luka Jones @caseyfeigh nope. But if Northwestern made it, I'd LOVE it.
3/12
2017
Final Four: Kansas, UNC, UCLA, Nova @DougStanhope college bball is best postseason in American sports. But the kids should get paid.
3/11
2017
@brideylee the suits are gonna love it.@joannagoddard Insider tip: There's an alien abduction group that meets at Our Lady of Sorrows. Ask for Gerry.… https://t.co/B1mAyYZehD
Retweeted by Luka JonesBill Walton is kooky and fun !!! #USCvsUCLA
3/10
2017
@SnapTheJapanese I wish I were going again this year ... Have fun! #RCJH
3/9
2017

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