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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

actor/comedian - philosophy phd - instagram lukayovetich #RCJH - PEOPLE OF EARTH (@PoE_TBS) premieres Oct 31 on TBS

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Joined Twitter 12/14/09


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12/3
2016
@benmiller I would but am back in California for now. Enjoy the six ! @benmiller the "recreational" part I mean @benmiller I would not claim that pot is completely harmless. much of this is prob related to ppl self medicating mental health issues. @benmiller but that's just anecdotal obviously. wasn't aware of Kerr's statement. will go look it up. @benmiller not as a one off, but to manage chronic pain. opiates can drag ppl down even more than pot from what I've observed ... @benmiller both drugs' effects prob vary across population to some extent, but I believe for many pot might be better for pain ... @benmiller then I am a moron @TimKalpakis @ComedyBangBang So classy of an instrument! @shannonwoodward true my hairs are tall @shannonwoodward I'm 6' 3", but my personality is 6' 2".You probably know someone struggling with depression. If you want to help them, avoid saying these common phrases. https://t.co/SsvkkJfqAL
Retweeted by Luka JonesRudy Giuliani's decades of diplomatic experience could come in handy in this kind of situation.
Retweeted by Luka JonesMONDAY at 9/8c: It is Gerry’s TIME. You know what that means. Aliens. Don’t miss an all-new #PeopleofEarth. https://t.co/rRwjhvjL92
Retweeted by Luka Jones @AlbertBrooks Los Feliz location I assumeThe final eps of @ComedyBangBang air tonight! Congrats to @ScottAukerman and @neilerdude but mostly @TimKalpakis for writing every episode!
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12/2
2016
2 studies say the psychedelic ingredient in "magic mushrooms" may ease anxiety and depression. By @malcolmritter. https://t.co/F5dcGYoXMB
Retweeted by Luka Jones @benner YOUUUUUUUUUUU
12/1
2016
Trump called Pakistan a "fantastic place of fantastic people." I take it all back. Great guy.
Retweeted by Luka JonesThe best practical joke I've experienced is when my mom made me feel unconditionally loved as a child. lolz @girlwithatail NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xoonly good thing about this time of year is wearing long underwear under sweats wherever I go @brideylee saw it once. loved his bottom in the club bathroom and Sigur Ros playing at the end when all is revealed to him.Check out the short film 'Affections' directed, written by, and starring @brideylee https://t.co/miRW2wZAAC https://t.co/qju9FnyZBe
Retweeted by Luka Jones @straussmax6 ha wut lolzz
11/30
2016
In Florida, a 75 year-old was ripped from his car and beaten by a man who told him, “My new president says we can kill all you f****** now.”
Retweeted by Luka JonesStarting to feel like trumpy is not gonna go down as one of the greats :(
11/29
2016
Get ready, East Coast. You've got some important business to attend to in 15 minutes on @TBSNetwork. #PeopleofEarth https://t.co/Vqv5QV1ri0
Retweeted by Luka JonesAll the mind-blowing moments of #PeopleOfEarth episode 5. Mondays 9/8c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/czsOQr27px @POE_TBS #sp
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11/28
2016
@ericdadourian HE IS A BEAST - who almost certainly has low t (which is fine)
11/27
2016
Dick Hammer, grandfather of USC QB Sam Darnold, played basketball at USC and was a member of the '64 USA Olympic volleyball team #DickHammer#mrneighborshouse preview + live show! 11/30, 7 pm w/ @mholland85. @robcorddry, Jason Mantzoukas, @JScotFalcon + me! https://t.co/CDjchaM9Cu
Retweeted by Luka JonesBEHOLD! the NYT talks #mrneighborshouse !! If He Asks You to Be His Neighbor, Don’t Do It https://t.co/owMgAqobyf
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11/26
2016
Fidel Castro dies, brace yourselves for the misinformed hagiographies. https://t.co/CQZzs27gPc
Retweeted by Luka JonesI'm starting to get the feeling that trump is going to be a sub-par president...We need the young to believe that they're more powerful than they are and they need to believe that we're more powerful than is true.Fidel was alive ???No, Mr. Trump, we will not all just get along, writes @CharlesMBlow https://t.co/OIDAmNAhxa https://t.co/qPIMyWPXJV
Retweeted by Luka JonesOne good reason to watch People of Earth @PoE_TBS: the eye candy. I'm looking at you @lukajones . Also: great writing & great cast.
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11/25
2016
We are living in a terrible cartoon.
11/24
2016
We can't easily see each other's psychological boundaries so we need social norms as defaults and also the ability to negotiate around them.Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash, Los Angeles, 1969. https://t.co/MwZjekkj52
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11/23
2016
@lukajones the photography alone is art on this one guys @DaVineJoy @LAClippers next time!!!.@LAClippers looked good in win against the Raptors last night. Two exciting teams! #GoClipsGo #ItTakesEverything https://t.co/Wc4fZVTLDBDon’t look now, but the Clippers stand atop the NBA with their best start in franchise history. https://t.co/4Dg4jS8juf
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11/22
2016
Don’s had a busy day. He also learned what the bird is. See it TONIGHT at 9/8c on @TBSNetwork. #PeopleofEarth https://t.co/DM4deI1OQv
Retweeted by Luka JonesFind out what Wyatt Cenac thinks about the election with a free stand-up EP recorded on Monday… https://t.co/528LLnrVFC
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11/21
2016
just caught the ending of THELMA & LOUISE and cried so that's where I'm at rn fyi "Let's keep going" https://t.co/3dm7hxEYTMFINAL: USC 36, UCLA 14. The Trojans throttle the Bruins in the battle of Los Angeles! #FightOn https://t.co/MjusPuSLQG
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11/20
2016
@NicholasYanes thanks very much!KANSAS WINS! Matthew Wyman's 25-yard field goal in overtime completes an emphatic comeback against Texas on senior… https://t.co/hCuDN0vBkM
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11/19
2016
Definitely worth a read. https://t.co/1mvHTjvx7a
Retweeted by Luka Jones @Kirky_Bhoy @snopes nope just more credible than a claim w zero support @PaineMason not equal footing. This is a claim w no support. Snopes has a track record even if imperfectI constantly re-watch this video of @NormMacdonald telling Letterman about a hypnotist & it always makes me laugh. https://t.co/c1FQg0hsHA
Retweeted by Luka JonesI wrote something about learning how to feed myself (and coming into my adult power): https://t.co/goRyABaBwM
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11/18
2016
@magicmikecastle very Kantian of you buddy
11/17
2016
I let my daughter have an entire soda and now I hear her babbling, "Death doesn't bother me. It's the cycle of life. We were made to die."
Retweeted by Luka Jones @benshapiro don't ban them just bc they are alt right. ban them for abusive attacks or strongly encouraging them. @PaineMason all sources have some bias. snopes seems relatively reliable. more so than an unsourced photo @david58573348 lol totes davey sweetie @MAGAHYDRA @Cernovich coo savagery aint coo @durtEburd @JackPosobiec @Cernovich lolz yea snopes isnt credible and this is @NicoleAuerbach Rock ChalkKansas: Best backcourt in the country? I think so.
Retweeted by Luka JonesFrank Mason III's late basket lifted No. 8 Kansas past No. 1 Duke. Quick recap from @NicoleAuerbach. https://t.co/VU246pk398
Retweeted by Luka JonesTwitter suspended a number of accounts associated with the alt-right movement. https://t.co/Cqms5XHL5i
Retweeted by Luka Jones @kylegriffin1 yep until the GOP gets him impeachedalt right is currently getting pushed to twitter lite gab go be in "free speech" cave you filthy troll white supremacists @LockHerUp4Ever @Cernovich @DailyCaller yep free market pik anudder service have fun trolling e/o @davidcrosss @robdelaney HUG IT OuT -"entourage" @BooBreeze3 @Cernovich lolz wut calm down peanut.@GlennBeck: The alt-right is real and it is "truly terrifying" https://t.co/CdUdfEQdJu
Retweeted by Luka Jones @Cernovich its a private company w relevant competitor - prob good to purge trolls - build ur own network w ur own rules maybe @PrisonPlanet @VICE lol no u dont @JackPosobiec @Cernovich false https://t.co/Vf6GHx9mxM @seanhannity @MayorRGiuliani @realDonaldTrump all humans have implicit bias. this hyperbole isn't necessary or helpful.This is really vile and unnerving https://t.co/EGXrHuDMc2
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11/16
2016
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