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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

grandma - actor/comedian - philosophy phd - instagram lukayovetich #RCJH

1,587 Following   6,384 Followers   9,482 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/14/09


.@IvankaTrump Could you ask your father @realDonaldTrump to follow his other daughter @TiffanyATrump? It would mean the world to her.
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7/24
2016
@brendonwalsh @seanoconnz hahaha GOT HIM BRENDO! @robdelaney make me (pls)my life might be a piece of performance art directed at myself
7/23
2016
I've seen #PeopleofEarth It's my favorite new show. Period. https://t.co/IXbIUEHABQ
Retweeted by Luka JonesI'm producing a new show, #PeopleOfEarth. The cast has the warm smiles of people being forced to pose with the boss. https://t.co/GvGYsGBWx6
Retweeted by Luka Jones.@TeganandSara put a spin on proposals in new 'BWU' video: https://t.co/YuxOwAXi7k 💍 https://t.co/MJCfIJoEDD
Retweeted by Luka JonesI made this video 4 @teganandsara Also stars @lukajones @gingerthejester @frankieshawisag I expect to EGOT with it https://t.co/dOKfCd1Xn9
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7/22
2016
Hand-wring and criticize Trump all you want. But please, PLEASE, register to vote. This is entirely stoppable. https://t.co/GRry6TupUC
Retweeted by Luka Jones @willwilkinson an absolute nightmareMy election day and I hope yours: turning out the damn vote to stop this vile monstrosity. #ImWithHer
Retweeted by Luka Jones @MartinShkreli @adampally ur a psychopathic fraud marty @seanoconnz "THANK YOU" -they cried towards the aliens with full throats and hearts, assuming that the abyss would be preferable to DJTdonald is obsceneIt upsets me that I'm attracted to Ivanka T :(
7/21
2016
@lukajones important example from linguistics ppl but whatevs @michaelaWat I stopped using his name awhile back. I use 'Tr*mp' or 'DJT' but I like that emoji
7/20
2016
how to get hired https://t.co/yEXO6JX4Gn
Retweeted by Luka Jones'Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.' -Noam Chomsky
7/19
2016
Being gentle is good, being a gentleman is lame.
7/18
2016
@mattyglesias If we assume that ppl falsely believe that voting is instrumentally rational, it could be reasonable to use such appeals.I love Chicago.I KNOW https://t.co/yluOpUZHF6
7/17
2016
So You Do Comedy? interviews casting director Allison Jones @ucbsunset Mon 7/25 8:30pm $5: https://t.co/kSgy6asZeS https://t.co/nmdvviO9LJ
Retweeted by Luka JonesThis Show is Not Funny Sat 7/16 9pm @ucbtla feat. @ColinHanks @BrigaHeelan @samscram @PhilAugustaJ! Tix here: https://t.co/WYZO5csAyW
Retweeted by Luka Jones @brandosornbo @magicmikecastle no idea what you guys are saying xo
7/16
2016
@brandosornbo @magicmikecastle haven't read IJ, just know Magic Mike digs it @magicmikecastle gorgeous background photo pal! Hey is that an Infinite Jest reference as your location?TRUMP: Finally, we go at her. "Where was Hillary on Turkey? E-mails on merit! Power army!" PENCE: Didn't make sense. TRUMP: Nope. Tweeted it
Retweeted by Luka Jones @roryscovel I like to say it frees me from my accent but yeahstill can't believe the GOP has embraced DJT like this @roryscovel GO TIT is my fave hash tag!Why the fuck do I stare at screens when they are loading? @magicmikecastle BE OPEN ABOUT THE MOVIES YOU LOVE"I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept." –Angela Davis https://t.co/YNVvuOZdHl
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7/15
2016
Alan Watts on death in a beautiful animated short film https://t.co/DZFbcNvghh https://t.co/TSTrvV0yrc
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7/14
2016
@alicewetterlund OMG I WISH1st Rancho Cucamonga Quakes game! Attending w fellow super fans @davetheune and @joewengerthttps://t.co/2qciim2Mfsthat feeling when you find yourself masturbating and you don't even wanna be doing it - like it's a job @benmiller (even if subjective experience is difficult to account for in those terms) @benmiller yeah I also think it's true that mental states are basically identical to states of the central nervous system @benmiller my claim is intended to be stronger. mental states are basically identical to certain physical states I think.mental health is a type of physical health @ChrisGethard this is genuinely awesome @heidi_rene Happy Birthday! #TacoBell4eva
7/13
2016
Onstage @ucbsunset this week: @DougBenson @AlexBorstein @doughboyspod @ColinHanks more https://t.co/OKj0Ren3CY https://t.co/VOW4gePDh2
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7/12
2016
@seanoconnz @AllieGoertz @jonahray @DustinMartian MAYBE some pants, Sean?!? Oookaayyyy. #DefSomePants @literallyafool just use 'Doctor' it's funnier @jondaly @nickwiger MORE INFO
7/11
2016
@nickwiger @jondaly DM photo plz thx"Chandler! You are not gonna die alone!" -Monica in ep 29 of Friends ... WAY BEFORE ANYONE KNEW THEYD END UP 2GETHER #WHOA
7/10
2016
I love this video about how a man "reaquired his identity for a while" by listening to his music https://t.co/NUtDbg918q #OliverSacksStanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy entry about implicit bias https://t.co/DHIzu0SvoG #implicitbiasold Yugo = my dream car"Allowables" by Nikki Giovanni https://t.co/phsQaqvgfC
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7/9
2016
White Americans need to do a better job of listening when African Americans talk about the seen and unseen barriers you face every day.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @LarryBrownSMU thank you for 1988 #RockChalkJayhawk @elizabday cool thank you - just always striving for clarity and understanding in life @elizabday American translation question ... "getting amorous" = masturbating her genitals ??Interrogate your hidden assumptions.
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7/8
2016
George Saunders attends Trump rallies to learn what drives the candidate's followers. https://t.co/LAF5Kvh9Mp
Retweeted by Luka JonesDearest LA I have a few of these signed/editioned Local Division posters still left @HemPick in… https://t.co/NU98Pp4rDf
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Retweeted by Luka Jonesarousal can be excruciatingly enjoyable @lukajones update: Dodgers lost but it was a good game and a beautiful day at the park
7/7
2016
14TH INNING STRETCH IN CHAVEZ RAVINE #GOBLUETo the 13th... #LetsGoDodgers
Retweeted by Luka JonesI've always found the amount of Forest Lawn advertising at Dodgers Stadium to be intensely realistic. @heidi_rene hi! moved on to other things
7/6
2016
@jonahray 'COLLEGE' IS MY MIDDLE NAMEWe are all Sisyphus.
7/5
2016
@davetheune that is a BEAUTIFUL car in your cover photo1983 NBA All-Star Game Los Angeles The Forum Marvin Gaye Happy 4th of July https://t.co/9Grdmk7iCAhumans generally hastily generalize
7/4
2016
@lukajones this is fucking gold pplHi I'm doing a tour for my book You'll Grow Out Of It! Come see me say and read stuff! https://t.co/EXOEwYBzCU
Retweeted by Luka Jones @brendonwalsh p s hoffman @desminborges #GoClipsGo @adampally pls tweet thru the murder if possible #seeYOUonTHEotherSIDEJust smiling about how our great-grandchildren will for sure be able to access all of our Google searches :)
7/2
2016
@literallyafool untold richesmama, you're just on my mind https://t.co/JJXFgja1p6Friendly Fire & Fiery Friendship: the Tenor of Philosophy Conversation (guest post by… https://t.co/RTcOxrKBEv https://t.co/1croNQHfmU
Retweeted by Luka JonesIs Polite Philosophical Discussion Possible? (guest post by Nomy Arpaly) https://t.co/XAhDXeZ7Ss https://t.co/abwWmjlYh2
Retweeted by Luka JonesKAJ 3 NYC HS titles - 1 HS ntl title & 1 runner-up 3 NCAA titles, 3 FF MOP 10 NBA Finals, 6 titles - 2 MVP 6 NBA MVP NBA all-time pts leader"It's the prettiest shot that I've ever seen in my life." -Magic about Kareem's skyhookYou'll find Woody Guthrie in Brooklyn State Hospital https://t.co/32bJAIGIDe @laurenlapkus ppl who say/think "but that's not normal" as though it obviously/forcefully provides valid criticism of object of the judgmentperceptual content is partially socially determinedfetishizing the normal is odd
7/1
2016
@philosophybites @BrutalConcrete @aeonmag absolutely
6/30
2016
@zoeinthecities https://t.co/9fpcygH9bRThis was the last thing in my drafts folder & its Blaze Foley & I believe in it completely, more than the other junk https://t.co/6HVN1i6E7s
Retweeted by Luka JonesIf you must, and if you can, please let go of me gently.The relationship between Hank and Manny in SWISS ARMY MAN is beautiful.
6/29
2016
@missbarton yeah same here LB @missbarton yeah idk what to think of it. I get it can seem arrogant, but I'm open to the idea that some ppl get something healthy out of it @missbarton I find it interesting too, given how BIG it is for some ppl especially when they are young. I wonder what generates the desire. @girlwithatail solid film experience when I was younger - Hirsch, Lahti, R. Phoenix, Plimpton - great cast, groovy soundtrack @gabeliedman @jennyslate Nice! #GoBigPervs
6/28
2016

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