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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

grandma - actor/comedian - philosophy phd - instagram lukayovetich #RCJH - PEOPLE OF EARTH premieres Oct 31 on TBS

1,816 Following   6,465 Followers   9,726 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/14/09


@brideylee BIG TIME GREAThttps://t.co/MFVlzYDFWG
Retweeted by Luka JonesSo dumb. So funny. https://t.co/Lq6otVItB7 via @YouTube
Retweeted by Luka JonesSILVER STREAK was one of my very favorite movies when I was a kid. #RIPGeneWilderRest in Peace, Gene Wilder. https://t.co/u4KAkVB43B
Retweeted by Luka JonesBREAKING: Gene Wilder, star of β€˜Willy Wonka’ and Mel Brooks comedies, is dead at 83, his family says.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @InstantDeborah omg different kinds of laundering DT!!! @Braunger Said like a true frickin CANADA LOVING COMMIE @Braunger ineffective tweet for those of us who do BLAME CANADA @elizabday *shhh @elizabday *yogurt @willhines I have heard of him. He's an author that lives in Bangor, Maine. He wrote the book on which the film PET CEMETARY was based.If I were more capable of embarrassment, I'd feel it about how often I've abruptly transitioned from masturbating to real social situations.I LOVE DICK got inside of me @whatrosasaid I refuse. @jondaly @smickable the duality of the mind and the genitals
8/29
2016
@Ani_Easton neurodiversityVin Scully, you are a legend and a treasure. Thank you. https://t.co/TuFAspxQnR https://t.co/ml86iVPQHM
Retweeted by Luka Jones @CAlexander #Jayhawk4eva @benmiller I did. And so do I. Thanks for sharing.
8/28
2016
@benmiller this is great #RCJHDon't worry lil man we still got the same amount of NBA games played ha #TrustTheProcess #WeAllFromAfrica https://t.co/KzaCsbwCNQ
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Retweeted by Luka Jones @magicmikecastle @Encadwin I DO BELIEVE THATS CORRECT @magicmikecastle @Encadwin VERY MUCH LIKE DONALDSON! VERY MUCH SO @magicmikecastle @Encadwin YOU KNOW IT BUDDY! BIG TIME ETCHED2-run HR cranked by @encadwin in the bottom of the 6th inning here at SkyDome! #GoBlueJays https://t.co/bAFkxaM4rY @MrEmilyHeller @laurenlapkus @kumailn LOOK IN UR DM BUDDY @OnlineAlison I'm sorry and hope you're okay too @thismyshow haha just DM-ed you @OnlineAlison HOPE SHE IS OKDJT = POS https://t.co/sr5Gnyvbb7 @laurenlapkus @kumailn CHECK UR DMS PALSOh man my butt feels crazy sexy right now.
8/27
2016
How Donald Trump broke the conservative media https://t.co/9aTkMn1RBV https://t.co/pmtNMQgXyh
Retweeted by Luka JonesJust because someone is not good for you doesn't mean that they aren't good to you.
8/26
2016
Editorial: Donald Trump magically solves Chicago's problems | Chicago Sun-Times https://t.co/0pz3uF6s7r
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8/25
2016
these acts against leslie jones....are sickening. its racist & sexist. it's disgusting. this is hate crimes. this aint "kids joshing round"
Retweeted by Luka Jonesso angry, disgusted and sad about this racist violent assault on leslie.
Retweeted by Luka JonesFall TV: #WyattCenac is journalist who goes through major head trip on #TBS #PeopleofEarth https://t.co/oZeaUnoViF https://t.co/Z9G24cSASb
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8/24
2016
@katemicucci @garfunkeloates those are the 2 cities I grew up in !!! @missbarton LOVE FURY @missbarton LOVE IKEA @zoeinthecities "She began to cry when you said goodbye and sank into your dreams" https://t.co/Kbnhgggt5M @karleegreyxxx 2 cheeseburger and 1 large Diet Coke
8/23
2016
@ihaas #SVU4eva @benner from what I could tell they were barely serving public interest in a discernible way & they were overly careless w the lives of pplI don't know the relevant legal implications related to its demise, but I think Gawker was a genuinely morally depraved site. @j_urban poor Gooden hope he gets betterCan't tell what annoys me more, getting caught talking to a drunk person or a person flying on cocaine... @merosskimball incredible story & great animation/soundNo Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden https://t.co/F18Gc4XDIm
8/22
2016
@paulrust howabout "Woggy-paul?" @lukajones THATS RIGHT U LISTEN 2 OUR SONG BC ITS OUR GAME WORLD @lukajones GIVE KING VLADE LOVE YOU ANTI-SERBIAN JERKS @TheRealFakeTim (also, it IS an accomplishment to be a genuinely notable Laker given that the Lakers are the greatest org in NBA history) @TheRealFakeTim they were a beautiful team @TheRealFakeTim he was a key player in a Finals appearance and played Magic out basically, but his true NBA greatness was in Sacramento @literallyafool my people are from Serbia - smaller in population than NYC - glad they got the silver @benner definitely one of the greatest teams to not win the title @robbelushi great player - irritant to those needing to beat his teamsVlade! I still love you. Great Serbian-Yugoslav player. Great Sacramento King. Notable Los Angeles Laker. #KingDivac https://t.co/gR1G0q6796 @literallyafool you should be watching USA vs Serbia men's bball game @mattyglesias and also that their earned chemistry cannot make up for that factIt turns out that Serbia, as a nation, does not contain as many highly skilled and talented basketball players as the USA.
Retweeted by Luka JonesBASKETBALL IS OUR SPORT IT IS OURS !! #USAPolitical machines were corrupt but effective. Can Democrats learn anything from them? https://t.co/KZTr6aBfBe https://t.co/9w9xKmy0fb
Retweeted by Luka JonesGO USA !!! (BUT PLAY WELL SERBIA - HOMELAND OF MY FAMILY) https://t.co/2vP9JNvzAh @brideylee hand sanitizerPlaying in the aforementioned Marriott lobby right now is a song about love! https://t.co/9StrdnwjFuThe pop music playing in this Marriott hotel lobby has me on a genuine emotional high!The lead singer of the Tragically Hip is suffering from a terminal tumor. But dying hasn’t stopped the tour. https://t.co/IQiawbSC0j
Retweeted by Luka Jones @bookie1978 I want u 2 follow @flula, @alisonhaislip, @MattMira, @jordanklepper, @lukajones & @MattGourley! Are those OK w/ u?
Retweeted by Luka JonesDo you believe in love? Because I do(n't)!Why this time will be different for marijuana legalization (via @latimesopinion) https://t.co/qUoslwmcxe
Retweeted by Luka Jones @barakhardley @gingerthejester a metaphorical crown and it's super shiny!Nutso fact: There are individual Americans JUST NOW thinking of DJT, "I dunno...Maybe he actually ISN'T the right person for the job...???" @barakhardley @gingerthejester No way BH! Perfect emoji valuation IMHOI get too quickly confused and frustrated when people don't freely show me who they take themselves to be. @thegynomite fair point. Joliet Jake was getting out of prison for a non-violent crime, but he'd served his time.some sucker left a tin of corn dogs on the sidewalk aka Lukey's late night snackie-poo !!! https://t.co/Yfr4eplUBb @thegynomite the Blues Brothers had tight knuck tats tho @JoeMande fuckin sizzling @kumailn @brendonwalsh I'm at @tacobell most days, happy to point you guys to the best location! @JoeMande someone's got a crush on Lochte... :) (I get it, he's hot AND a bad boy.)
8/21
2016
@jonkimmel that was the exact specific situation I was generalizing from @gingerthejester ON HOLD FOR THE BUTT PHOTO THAT FOLLOWS THIS TWEETThe human struggle involves a tension between accepting the limitations of oneself and accepting the limits of the world. @RamsNFL GO RAMS !!! #LARamsThe Tragically Hip: Long Time Running: The Empire Theatre: 06/21/2006 #TheHip https://t.co/urZTdR583A"Thanks for listening, period. Have a nice life." -Gord Downie a moment ago from stage #CBCTheHip @brideylee 100% certain @brideylee independent but identical creative discoveriesGord Downie's oncologist on his progress & how going public could save lives https://t.co/nnaRAVEC10 #CBCTheHip @CBCMusic
Retweeted by Luka JonesI'm watching this on TV in Toronto right now. It's streaming live everywhere. Beautiful. #CBCTheHip https://t.co/YfG5GJi3xJ @andiebolt ha always but not bc of anything related to this tweetPlaying with @caseyfeigh & @mholland85 tonight at @ucbsunset at 9pm in this fun show! Hot tix still available! https://t.co/6VhBwIKZEr
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8/20
2016

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