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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles / Toronto

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Joined Twitter 12/14/09

The Clippers are 13-4 in games when Milos Teodosic plays minutes
Retweeted by Luka Jonesgonna buy a farm outside of Topeka one day
Depressive episodes are so clearly physical states of being.
Retweeted by Luka Joneswe already knew she was the best. now you will too
Retweeted by Luka JonesGod I miss the days when Mitt Romney seemed horribly terrifying to people.
@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Hahahaha :(
Dreamers know no other home than America and had no control over their childhood arrival. Leaving them in jeopardy…
Retweeted by Luka JonesDespite what we hear on the news and from many authorities, the great story of our era is that we are witnessing th…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @BrianStack153 I’ve loved Empire Carpet commercials since I was a kid and they were just local to Chicagoland.
@adampally @ASSSSCATNYC Right on
@literallyafool Ahhh got it @magicmikecastle Holy shit @literallyafool That guy is a sjw? didn’t know @literallyafool who fits that description? @JasonRitter @Navismutebutton Gum is food to me!YOUR 2017 National Champions! 🏆 #ChargeOn
Retweeted by Luka Jones“I’m not a real deep philosophical person” -Jon Gruden @FINALLEVEL This is so nuts. I listened to you growing up and love you on SVU, but you’re always a Rapper too IMO.
Jeff Bezos is now worth more than Bill Gates ever was
Retweeted by Luka Jones @DonaldJTrumpJr Nah sounds mixedPlease lay off @tacobell Mr. Daniels — it is an American institution last year for football teams from Georgia. 🏈Cool new sticker I got! @thismyshow Worked for me
@willhines ‘taxiing’ is a weird looking word @AndrewHusband THANK YOU. That’s all I’m saying! Gimme!Give this man something #GoldenGlobes
Retweeted by Luka Jones @johnlevenstein It’s the only explanation.Can’t believe I’m not nominated for a GG for POE. Unbelievable!Currently watching a rerun of LAW & ORDER: SVU that involves rectal probe electroejaculation FYIHristos se rodi! Srećan Božić!
Retweeted by Luka Jones @realDonaldTrump stable genius ... you humiliate yourself and your country with tweets like these ... please resign
The TV character I envy most is Noah - the adopted child of the great and strong and powerful Lt. Olivia Benson of LAW & ORDER: SVUI'm okay with the fact that we are all insignificant. It's still cool to me that we were ever here. that's all.
@thismyshow Those were the days!Twitter is literal hell right? Just making sure. @johnlevenstein @StephAllynne (The 30 for 30 on their 4 SB losses in a row is very good btw. Best fans.) @johnlevenstein @StephAllynne Go BillsThis gets me. Allen Fieldhouse is my one holy place. Rock Chalk @johnlevenstein @StephAllynne I’d love Rams vs Bills in SB!I’m waiting to get a dog until I’m the age at which we’d be expected to die together. Don’t wanna deal with that kind of loss.I’ve lived in LA for 20+ years and tomorrow I’m taking the first opportunity to attend an NFL playoff game here. Very excited. GO RAMS 🐏 @realDonaldTrump Nothin’ but class, Prez! @magicmikecastle Back stuff is real amigo! Be careful xoJeff Sessions is changing an Obama-era policy in order to free federal agents to crack down on marijuana in states…
Retweeted by Luka JonesVia @ACLU: Marijuana use is roughly equal among Blacks and whites, yet Blacks are 3.73 times as likely to be arrest…
Retweeted by Luka JonesWe'll give Jeff Sessions our legal pot when he pries it from our warm, extremely interesting to look at hands.
Retweeted by Luka JonesMarijuana Is a Gateway Drug to Federalism via @charlescwcooke
Retweeted by Luka Jones @MrEmilyHeller Wasted opportunity.feel better soon @MilosTeodosic4 #GoClippers
It is with a heavy heart we share that Strand’s owner, Fred Bass, passed away early this morning at home surrounded…
Retweeted by Luka JonesHappy Birthday, @Cheryl_Miller31! 🐐🎈 #WeAreLA
Retweeted by Luka Jones @charliebrand That would terrify meAs a child, I had a security blanket and I sucked my thumb. As an adult, I have hats and I masturbate. Same diff.
Watch @unrestfilm on your favorite platform right in your own home. Go to for all the information! #timeforunrest
Retweeted by Luka Jones @charliebrand I’ve hidden from a squirrel before @willhines I agree with this except I do watch football!Not every leaker is an ideological combatant like Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning. Reality Winner may be the unl…
Retweeted by Luka JonesMy book is now in stock and shipping from amazon. Yay! #downgirl 🐩🐩🐩
Retweeted by Luka JonesThe Lives They Lived: At what point does a heap of sand become a nonheap? Delia Graff Fara’s answer had a fresh app…
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@davidstassen Thank you!If Trump ever tweets an actual dick pic, I bet Trumpers will be there to tell us that anyone who objects is just a…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @literallyafool small talk is deathRams vs Bills in the SB
@StephAllynne Go Bills @benmiller Happy New Year
You wake up tomorrow and it was all a long feeling bad dream. He’s not POTUS. She’s to be inaugurated later in the… new year to everyone.
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@chelseaperetti I read this hope that’s ok“Today is the Oldest you’ve ever been... And the Youngest you’ll ever be..” Let that sink in...
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Nobody knows EVERYTHING... We all can learn from each other.
Retweeted by Luka JonesI gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.
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Anyone who cares about women's health should watch Unrest on PBS. Jan 8!
Retweeted by Luka JonesI started therapy in 2017 despite putting it off for yrs -- feeling like I didn't "need it", shame/stigma of it, bl…
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GO RAMS !!! love the American West.For those of you who wanna watch #TheBigSick with your families & don’t have Amazon Prime or can’t afford to purcha…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @benmiller Go #Chargers Go #LARAMS