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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

actor/comedian - philosophy PhD - instagram lukayovetich - UCB (@ucbtla) - BFF (@NBCBFF) - UP ALL NIGHT (@NBCUpAllNight) - PEOPLE OF EARTH (@PoE_TBS)

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Joined Twitter 12/14/09

once again, good luck to Ole RoyWish I could be on the golf course but have to work - must be nice to be President
Retweeted by Luka Jonesthe effective anti-DJT politician will also speak in non-literal rhetorical language @gingerthejester I'm sad!
Kansas City still lit
Retweeted by Luka Jonesgoddamnit Jayhawks"I won the breakup" -Psychopath
Retweeted by Luka JonesMy mother has made the deepest impression on me.paragraph from Willard Van Orman Quine's "Two Dogmas of Empiricism"
That's fine with me pimp....the real ones don't compete because we know that there is money & success out here for…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @HJBenjamin would be his most intense move to dateIf it doesn't already, KU should have college basketball's attention after rolling Purdue
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ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK BABY the end, we are alone with our interpretations.
@WendyMolyneux BUT I MIGHT OUTLIVE HIM @DustinMartian @AlisonAgosti one of my all-time favesSad & connection is healing me bit by bit. @magicmikecastle BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY AREI have never met a human being who takes more pride in referring to 2000-2009 as the 'aughts' than @lukajones
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@JoelEmbiid @KUHoops @YahooFantasy RCJH
@mshowalter My pleasure! @benmiller ONE CAN FANTASIZEI would 100% erotically & sensually masturbate to a real photo of DJT being led out of the White House in handcuffs. I'd take my sweet time.Now watching! I'm a #Gerry @lukajones #iwanttobelieve #dontgetweird 👽
Retweeted by Luka JonesWho am I? jk (no srsly tho who) KIDDING 🙃 @ucbtla @DarcyCarden @HAIMtheband @babyhaim @jizziemcguire @JessRMcKenna @drewtarver @laurenlapkus @seanconroy #RUNDMC
@KUHoops RCJHThe past is so sticky! @mrDaveKrumholtz same
anytime i can see scott adsit improvise is a gift. scott adsit and @lukajones? 🙌🏼
Retweeted by Luka JonesI wrote... Why does Donald Trump demonize cities? Because they show that the liberal experiment works.
Retweeted by Luka JonesCalifornia on my mind Show Is Not Funny returns tonight at 9pm @ucbtla feat. guests @minkakelly #scottadsit @tracelysette tix & info
@mrDaveKrumholtz toss DMH number this way pls thnx
@USC_Hoops FIGHT ON @realDonaldTrump America is already great DonUCB Training Center is currently accepting applications for diversity scholarships. DEADLINE IS MIDNIGHT TONIGHT:
Retweeted by Luka JonesI often think of the walking man of Silverlake.My Project Syndicate column this month is a tribute to Derek Parfit, who died on the first day of the year:
Retweeted by Luka Jonesmany trumpists are basically nihilists @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews nope @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews agree 2 disagree bud @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews they can't wait to impeach him - he's an embarrassment 2 GOP @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews nah dude will be impeached in 1st term @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews he's weak @IslamHater2013 @andreakayeshow @deplorableluke @nfulmer0827 ha gr8 point @Therealtesp @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews lulz @weeaboner @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews bored and sad that this jackass is POTUS @benmiller they gotta solid chance @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews it's never enjoyable to listen to you flap your moronic lips
We birthed DJT and now we must parent him."There is no new Trump. There is only the same old Trump: Dangerous and unpredictable." (The NYT Opinion Section)
Retweeted by Luka JonesI Got Botox in My Scrotum and My Sex Life Has Never Been Better
Retweeted by Luka JonesAt what point will it be accepted that insurers must be required to treat the nation as a single gene pool? We do not earn our genetic luck.
Retweeted by Luka Jonessleep > sexThese emotional triggers inside of us can make the world pretty difficult to navigate. @jennyslate I feel like that's a cool way 2 say it !
"Not today, mother fucker" is my new line. She's a badass.
Retweeted by Luka JonesThis lady rules. "Woman Uses Tactics She Learned from Self-Defense Class to Escape Sexual Assault" via @YahooBeauty
Retweeted by Luka Jones @MrJakeJohnson She's fucking amazing. @MrJakeJohnson @YahooBeauty STRONG
OMFG I LUV TOURNEY TIME #ROCKCHALKJAYHAWK @realryanmeharry @caseyfeigh I could easily see UCLA getting past UNC @caseyfeigh revised FF: Kansas, UNC, Maryland, NovaCome to Required Viewing at the UCB Sunset Inner Sanctum @ 830 tonite its free! I chose to screen CARNAL KNOWLEDGE is the most sacred of all Sundays! #NCAATournament #RCJHKansas is the No. 1 seed in the Midwest. #SelectionSunday
Retweeted by Luka Jones @FernieCommaAlex SOLID TRAILER @OfficialJLD @NUMensBball @marchmadness congrats to NW!.@lukajones
Retweeted by Luka JonesTonight, come watch CARNAL KNOWLEDGE at Required Viewing with our gues @lukajones! 8:30, UCB Inner Sanctum, Free!
Retweeted by Luka Jones @caseyfeigh nope. But if Northwestern made it, I'd LOVE it.
Final Four: Kansas, UNC, UCLA, Nova @DougStanhope college bball is best postseason in American sports. But the kids should get paid.
@brideylee the suits are gonna love it.@joannagoddard Insider tip: There's an alien abduction group that meets at Our Lady of Sorrows. Ask for Gerry.…
Retweeted by Luka JonesBill Walton is kooky and fun !!! #USCvsUCLA
@SnapTheJapanese I wish I were going again this year ... Have fun! #RCJH