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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles / Toronto

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1,607 Following   7,231 Followers   12,152 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/14/09


The Clippers are 13-4 in games when Milos Teodosic plays minutes
Retweeted by Luka Jonesgonna buy a farm outside of Topeka one day
1/18
2018
Depressive episodes are so clearly physical states of being.
1/16
2018
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Retweeted by Luka Joneswe already knew she was the best. now you will too https://t.co/suGJ9pmF2p
Retweeted by Luka JonesGod I miss the days when Mitt Romney seemed horribly terrifying to people.
1/13
2018
@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Hahahaha :(
1/12
2018
Dreamers know no other home than America and had no control over their childhood arrival. Leaving them in jeopardy… https://t.co/UHmyWQyEQy
Retweeted by Luka JonesDespite what we hear on the news and from many authorities, the great story of our era is that we are witnessing th… https://t.co/q1zU8dYOKB
Retweeted by Luka Jones @BrianStack153 I’ve loved Empire Carpet commercials since I was a kid and they were just local to Chicagoland.
1/11
2018
@adampally @ASSSSCATNYC Right on
1/10
2018
@literallyafool Ahhh got it @magicmikecastle Holy shit @literallyafool That guy is a sjw? didn’t know @literallyafool who fits that description? @JasonRitter @Navismutebutton Gum is food to me!YOUR 2017 National Champions! 🏆 #ChargeOn https://t.co/CbQzSHbYzy
Retweeted by Luka Jones“I’m not a real deep philosophical person” -Jon Gruden @FINALLEVEL This is so nuts. I listened to you growing up and love you on SVU, but you’re always a Rapper too IMO.
1/9
2018
Jeff Bezos is now worth more than Bill Gates ever was https://t.co/xTCuN65Mwi https://t.co/wIoSjp5leT
Retweeted by Luka Jones @DonaldJTrumpJr Nah sounds mixedPlease lay off @tacobell Mr. Daniels — it is an American institution https://t.co/4kpZxaC0MmRough last year for football teams from Georgia. 🏈Cool new sticker I got! https://t.co/yUKSqfD6Tj @thismyshow Worked for me
1/8
2018
@willhines ‘taxiing’ is a weird looking word @AndrewHusband THANK YOU. That’s all I’m saying! Gimme!Give this man something #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/npT8CJs1R6
Retweeted by Luka Jones @johnlevenstein It’s the only explanation.Can’t believe I’m not nominated for a GG for POE. Unbelievable!Currently watching a rerun of LAW & ORDER: SVU that involves rectal probe electroejaculation FYIHristos se rodi! Srećan Božić!
Retweeted by Luka Jones @realDonaldTrump stable genius ... you humiliate yourself and your country with tweets like these ... please resign
1/7
2018
The TV character I envy most is Noah - the adopted child of the great and strong and powerful Lt. Olivia Benson of LAW & ORDER: SVUI'm okay with the fact that we are all insignificant. It's still cool to me that we were ever here. that's all.
1/6
2018
@thismyshow Those were the days!Twitter is literal hell right? Just making sure. @johnlevenstein @StephAllynne (The 30 for 30 on their 4 SB losses in a row is very good btw. Best fans.) @johnlevenstein @StephAllynne Go BillsThis gets me. Allen Fieldhouse is my one holy place. Rock Chalk https://t.co/ezLdmJ59II @johnlevenstein @StephAllynne I’d love Rams vs Bills in SB!I’m waiting to get a dog until I’m the age at which we’d be expected to die together. Don’t wanna deal with that kind of loss.I’ve lived in LA for 20+ years and tomorrow I’m taking the first opportunity to attend an NFL playoff game here. Very excited. GO RAMS 🐏 @realDonaldTrump Nothin’ but class, Prez! @magicmikecastle Back stuff is real amigo! Be careful xoJeff Sessions is changing an Obama-era policy in order to free federal agents to crack down on marijuana in states… https://t.co/7bcqSvQbZl
Retweeted by Luka JonesVia @ACLU: Marijuana use is roughly equal among Blacks and whites, yet Blacks are 3.73 times as likely to be arrest… https://t.co/laXu8Yibis
Retweeted by Luka JonesWe'll give Jeff Sessions our legal pot when he pries it from our warm, extremely interesting to look at hands. https://t.co/LF0RpdCiHG
Retweeted by Luka JonesMarijuana Is a Gateway Drug to Federalism https://t.co/aM3Q2DwbBC via @charlescwcooke https://t.co/9SdVKzNVb7
Retweeted by Luka Jones @MrEmilyHeller Wasted opportunity.feel better soon @MilosTeodosic4 #GoClippers
1/5
2018
It is with a heavy heart we share that Strand’s owner, Fred Bass, passed away early this morning at home surrounded… https://t.co/B8M2RXIeIH
Retweeted by Luka JonesHappy Birthday, @Cheryl_Miller31! 🐐🎈 #WeAreLA https://t.co/FJ8wmPWxni
Retweeted by Luka Jones @charliebrand That would terrify meAs a child, I had a security blanket and I sucked my thumb. As an adult, I have hats and I masturbate. Same diff.
1/4
2018
Watch @unrestfilm on your favorite platform right in your own home. Go to https://t.co/UQ9vyG39Yi for all the information! #timeforunrest
Retweeted by Luka Jones @charliebrand I’ve hidden from a squirrel before @willhines I agree with this except I do watch football!Not every leaker is an ideological combatant like Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning. Reality Winner may be the unl… https://t.co/9jry8oujQD
Retweeted by Luka JonesMy book is now in stock and shipping from amazon. Yay! #downgirl 🐩🐩🐩 https://t.co/Agt02sBXo2
Retweeted by Luka JonesThe Lives They Lived: At what point does a heap of sand become a nonheap? Delia Graff Fara’s answer had a fresh app… https://t.co/nXkRwmmN4s
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1/3
2018
@davidstassen Thank you!If Trump ever tweets an actual dick pic, I bet Trumpers will be there to tell us that anyone who objects is just a… https://t.co/rfLNt1uRh0
Retweeted by Luka Jones @literallyafool small talk is deathRams vs Bills in the SB
1/2
2018
@StephAllynne Go Bills @benmiller Happy New Year
1/1
2017
You wake up tomorrow and it was all a long feeling bad dream. He’s not POTUS. She’s to be inaugurated later in the… https://t.co/0LJyxmb6NHHappy new year to everyone.
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12/31
2017
@chelseaperetti I read this hope that’s ok“Today is the Oldest you’ve ever been... And the Youngest you’ll ever be..” Let that sink in...
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12/29
2017
Nobody knows EVERYTHING... We all can learn from each other.
Retweeted by Luka JonesI gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success. https://t.co/P7qIOUJw4m
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12/28
2017
Anyone who cares about women's health should watch Unrest on PBS. Jan 8! https://t.co/JtQhpFVubI
Retweeted by Luka JonesI started therapy in 2017 despite putting it off for yrs -- feeling like I didn't "need it", shame/stigma of it, bl… https://t.co/ZmB9qAnALv
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12/27
2017
GO RAMS !!! https://t.co/Dys07FldDzI love the American West.For those of you who wanna watch #TheBigSick with your families & don’t have Amazon Prime or can’t afford to purcha… https://t.co/9LgOrx23n0
Retweeted by Luka Jones @benmiller Go #Chargers Go #LARAMS
12/24
2017

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