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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

grandma - actor/comedian - philosophy phd - instagram lukayovetich #RCJH - PEOPLE OF EARTH premieres Oct 31 on TBS

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Joined Twitter 12/14/09

@brideylee BIG TIME GREAT
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Retweeted by Luka JonesSILVER STREAK was one of my very favorite movies when I was a kid. #RIPGeneWilderRest in Peace, Gene Wilder.
Retweeted by Luka JonesBREAKING: Gene Wilder, star of β€˜Willy Wonka’ and Mel Brooks comedies, is dead at 83, his family says.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @InstantDeborah omg different kinds of laundering DT!!! @Braunger Said like a true frickin CANADA LOVING COMMIE @Braunger ineffective tweet for those of us who do BLAME CANADA @elizabday *shhh @elizabday *yogurt @willhines I have heard of him. He's an author that lives in Bangor, Maine. He wrote the book on which the film PET CEMETARY was based.If I were more capable of embarrassment, I'd feel it about how often I've abruptly transitioned from masturbating to real social situations.I LOVE DICK got inside of me @whatrosasaid I refuse. @jondaly @smickable the duality of the mind and the genitals
@Ani_Easton neurodiversityVin Scully, you are a legend and a treasure. Thank you.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @CAlexander #Jayhawk4eva @benmiller I did. And so do I. Thanks for sharing.
@benmiller this is great #RCJHDon't worry lil man we still got the same amount of NBA games played ha #TrustTheProcess #WeAllFromAfrica
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Retweeted by Luka Jones @magicmikecastle @Encadwin I DO BELIEVE THATS CORRECT @magicmikecastle @Encadwin VERY MUCH LIKE DONALDSON! VERY MUCH SO @magicmikecastle @Encadwin YOU KNOW IT BUDDY! BIG TIME ETCHED2-run HR cranked by @encadwin in the bottom of the 6th inning here at SkyDome! #GoBlueJays @MrEmilyHeller @laurenlapkus @kumailn LOOK IN UR DM BUDDY @OnlineAlison I'm sorry and hope you're okay too @thismyshow haha just DM-ed you @OnlineAlison HOPE SHE IS OKDJT = POS @laurenlapkus @kumailn CHECK UR DMS PALSOh man my butt feels crazy sexy right now.
How Donald Trump broke the conservative media
Retweeted by Luka JonesJust because someone is not good for you doesn't mean that they aren't good to you.
Editorial: Donald Trump magically solves Chicago's problems | Chicago Sun-Times
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these acts against leslie jones....are sickening. its racist & sexist. it's disgusting. this is hate crimes. this aint "kids joshing round"
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Retweeted by Luka JonesFall TV: #WyattCenac is journalist who goes through major head trip on #TBS #PeopleofEarth
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@katemicucci @garfunkeloates those are the 2 cities I grew up in !!! @missbarton LOVE FURY @missbarton LOVE IKEA @zoeinthecities "She began to cry when you said goodbye and sank into your dreams" @karleegreyxxx 2 cheeseburger and 1 large Diet Coke
@ihaas #SVU4eva @benner from what I could tell they were barely serving public interest in a discernible way & they were overly careless w the lives of pplI don't know the relevant legal implications related to its demise, but I think Gawker was a genuinely morally depraved site. @j_urban poor Gooden hope he gets betterCan't tell what annoys me more, getting caught talking to a drunk person or a person flying on cocaine... @merosskimball incredible story & great animation/soundNo Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
@paulrust howabout "Woggy-paul?" @lukajones THATS RIGHT U LISTEN 2 OUR SONG BC ITS OUR GAME WORLD @lukajones GIVE KING VLADE LOVE YOU ANTI-SERBIAN JERKS @TheRealFakeTim (also, it IS an accomplishment to be a genuinely notable Laker given that the Lakers are the greatest org in NBA history) @TheRealFakeTim they were a beautiful team @TheRealFakeTim he was a key player in a Finals appearance and played Magic out basically, but his true NBA greatness was in Sacramento @literallyafool my people are from Serbia - smaller in population than NYC - glad they got the silver @benner definitely one of the greatest teams to not win the title @robbelushi great player - irritant to those needing to beat his teamsVlade! I still love you. Great Serbian-Yugoslav player. Great Sacramento King. Notable Los Angeles Laker. #KingDivac @literallyafool you should be watching USA vs Serbia men's bball game @mattyglesias and also that their earned chemistry cannot make up for that factIt turns out that Serbia, as a nation, does not contain as many highly skilled and talented basketball players as the USA.
Retweeted by Luka JonesBASKETBALL IS OUR SPORT IT IS OURS !! #USAPolitical machines were corrupt but effective. Can Democrats learn anything from them?
Retweeted by Luka JonesGO USA !!! (BUT PLAY WELL SERBIA - HOMELAND OF MY FAMILY) @brideylee hand sanitizerPlaying in the aforementioned Marriott lobby right now is a song about love! pop music playing in this Marriott hotel lobby has me on a genuine emotional high!The lead singer of the Tragically Hip is suffering from a terminal tumor. But dying hasn’t stopped the tour.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @bookie1978 I want u 2 follow @flula, @alisonhaislip, @MattMira, @jordanklepper, @lukajones & @MattGourley! Are those OK w/ u?
Retweeted by Luka JonesDo you believe in love? Because I do(n't)!Why this time will be different for marijuana legalization (via @latimesopinion)
Retweeted by Luka Jones @barakhardley @gingerthejester a metaphorical crown and it's super shiny!Nutso fact: There are individual Americans JUST NOW thinking of DJT, "I dunno...Maybe he actually ISN'T the right person for the job...???" @barakhardley @gingerthejester No way BH! Perfect emoji valuation IMHOI get too quickly confused and frustrated when people don't freely show me who they take themselves to be. @thegynomite fair point. Joliet Jake was getting out of prison for a non-violent crime, but he'd served his time.some sucker left a tin of corn dogs on the sidewalk aka Lukey's late night snackie-poo !!! @thegynomite the Blues Brothers had tight knuck tats tho @JoeMande fuckin sizzling @kumailn @brendonwalsh I'm at @tacobell most days, happy to point you guys to the best location! @JoeMande someone's got a crush on Lochte... :) (I get it, he's hot AND a bad boy.)
@jonkimmel that was the exact specific situation I was generalizing from @gingerthejester ON HOLD FOR THE BUTT PHOTO THAT FOLLOWS THIS TWEETThe human struggle involves a tension between accepting the limitations of oneself and accepting the limits of the world. @RamsNFL GO RAMS !!! #LARamsThe Tragically Hip: Long Time Running: The Empire Theatre: 06/21/2006 #TheHip"Thanks for listening, period. Have a nice life." -Gord Downie a moment ago from stage #CBCTheHip @brideylee 100% certain @brideylee independent but identical creative discoveriesGord Downie's oncologist on his progress & how going public could save lives #CBCTheHip @CBCMusic
Retweeted by Luka JonesI'm watching this on TV in Toronto right now. It's streaming live everywhere. Beautiful. #CBCTheHip @andiebolt ha always but not bc of anything related to this tweetPlaying with @caseyfeigh & @mholland85 tonight at @ucbsunset at 9pm in this fun show! Hot tix still available!
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