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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles / Toronto

actor/comedian - philosophy PhD - instagram lukayovetich - UCB (@ucbtla) - BFF (@NBCBFF) - UP ALL NIGHT (@NBCUpAllNight) - PEOPLE OF EARTH (@PoE_TBS)

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Joined Twitter 12/14/09

Really hoping AMPTP gives WGA something they can work with this week 🤞 @realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump BLAME CANADA
One of the biggest legacies of Trump's first 100 days is his degrading of the moral authority of the presidency, and, thereby, of America.
Retweeted by Luka JonesIt'd be so cool to become a movie star and feel like nobody gets you and worry that everybody pays attn to you bc of your status !!!
5 web series that would make great TV shows
Retweeted by Luka JonesPeople who are hyper conflict avoidant have trouble being honest about difficult truths. @shannonwoodward So intense @e_cassedy humans are known as rational animals but we tend to think we are more rational and less animalistic than we are I think
If numbers don't exist, then most of science is technically false !!!Pat Buchanan won after all. But now he thinks it might be too late for the nation he was trying to save.…
Retweeted by Luka JonesRational animals tend to be more animalistic than rational.Nashville has an NHL team?first time in THREE seasonsSuch a bummer about Griffin being injured. Would have been fun to see a healthy run by this team for the first time in two seasons. #Clips
Everyone should go watch this @joshruben short rn if you ask me
Retweeted by Luka Jones @DesiJed May we watch him sit on a beautifully large dildo plsss @edkrayewski Hoosiers @gingerthejester THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT GIVE IT TO ME GGexpress your anger at me explicitly pleaseDisclaimer, since it’s 4.20: Sativa seeds were almost definitely involved in the making of this video.…
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Cannabis companies are expecting a 420 sales spike and they're offering Black Friday-style discounts…
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So a man can't jack off on a phone call to a coworker and threaten her career if she complains? The PC Police have taken over at Fox News
Retweeted by Luka Jones @magicmikecastle This will be in @MerriamWebster by next year I bet buddy!I can't believe that the mind is IDENTICAL to any physical aspect of us but I also can't believe that it is anything other than that.My poor mother has experienced much more suffering than she deserved. I can't fully imagine what it has been like for her.Peak TV Treasure: @TBSnetwork's #PeopleOfEarth #HelpIveBeenPeakTVd
Retweeted by Luka JonesIn case you forgot. Or had any doubts. #PeopleofEarth
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @ainsleyearhardt Softball interview.
CHANGE OFTEN TERRIFIES MEDaniel Dennett, a philosopher of consciousness, who loves parties, materialism, and the sea:
Retweeted by Luka JonesAhead of what would have been his 33rd birthday I've written about the late, great Harris Wittels (@twittels)
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you'd have to pay me $15000 to go to coachella
Retweeted by Luka JonesMan, can't believe the future starts later today.
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This Show Is Not Funny returns tonight at 9pm @ucbtla feat guests @laurentholly @SantinaMuha & @TommyDeweySays! tix- you to all the folks at the #TaxMarch 🇺🇸 You ALL love America more than that stupid idiot sitting in his shitty golf club right now
Retweeted by Luka JonesThank you, Jackie.
Retweeted by Luka JonesA shrimp with a "glowing pink" claw was recently discovered and has been named after the band Pink Floyd…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @toddfasen @InstantDeborah @FernieCommaAlex @IAmNotMelCowan @joelaspence partial list ! Adventure in Solitude, Blee… Hopping on stage with this crew... #Repost @mholland85 with @repostapp ・・・ This Show is…
Retweeted by Luka JonesThis Show is Not Funny returns Sat 4/15 9pm @ucbtla feat. @laurentholly @SantinaMuha and @TommyDeweySays! Get tix!
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@toddfasen @InstantDeborah @FernieCommaAlex @IAmNotMelCowan @joelaspence JUST SAW THIS GOTTA THINKWhat are you hiding in your taxes, @realDonaldTrump? Russia ties? Bank favors? Business deals that make $$$ when you issue an order?
Retweeted by Luka Jones'Pillowtalk,' a new series from @pulsefilms starring @halfadams, is now available on @blackpills:…
Retweeted by Luka Jonesnational suicide hotline: 1-800-273-8255 1 person ends their life every 40 seconds will you retweet this and possibly save one of them?
Retweeted by Luka Jones @benmiller It's definitely right up there
@realDonaldTrump what's your opinion on the rumor that your election as POTUS has diminished the office beyond repair? Sincerely interested.'Pillowtalk,' a new series from @pulsefilms starring @halfadams, is now available on @blackpills:…
Retweeted by Luka JonesPillow Talk season 1 starring @halfadams is available now on @blackpills! Head over to to w…
Retweeted by Luka Jonesabandonment can be abusive
One to Sleep On: Release the past to rest as deeply as possible.
Retweeted by Luka JonesIf you got the right person in the West Wing you could have Trump supporting single payer *and* a carbon tax
Retweeted by Luka JonesTrump has two distinct advantages in politics he has 1) no shame and 2) no principles. It allows him endless latitude.
Retweeted by Luka JonesFrom Inglewood to @KUHoops to 19 seasons in the @NBA, we put the Spotlight on @PaulPierce34's incredible career…
Retweeted by Luka Jones @paulpierce34 Been watching you since AFH in the 90s as a KU student. Was in the bldg for the comeback against UCLA… @realDonaldTrump Man I hope you're listening to ppl who actually know what they're talking about wrt North Korea @realDonaldTrump Squeaked that one out, Donnie. @kumailn COOL @Dave_Horwitz I only meant @normsrestaurant was using bad grammarNorms get in our bones before we can even conceive of them.
David Letterman's mother, Dorothy Mengering, dies at 95:
Retweeted by Luka JonesAfter years of attacking Obama for golfing—POTUS Trump has already made 16 golf course trips Remember candidate Tr…
Retweeted by Luka JonesPillow Talk premieres tomoz on Black Pills & streams on Created by wunderkinds…
Retweeted by Luka JonesI keep forgetting that we are attracted to beliefs for psychological reasons too...Being fully informed about anything might be impossible. @_Rachael_Taylor and myself created #PillowTalk with the help of @sharonhorgan & @pulsefilms it stars @halfadams
Retweeted by Luka JonesFirst trailer for first season of Pillowtalk brought to you from the brilliant and twisted minds…
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#RCJH @THESagerbomb ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK.@courtneypauroso & @CoGoPo tackle slam poetry, the nuances of friendship, female ejaculation, & MORE!
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Nine years ago today: The Shot #kubball @mchalmers15
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That time Don Rickles dropped by Carson's 'Tonight Show' to kiss Sinatra
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Kushner has privately expressed concerns about Bannon, saying he appeals to Trump's worst instincts.
Retweeted by Luka Jonesjust between us @realDonaldTrump ... it's super fucking insane that you are POTUS, no?
#Jammers with @XFINITY: while me and @lennonparham edit Season 3, get into the #Watchathon and binge @PlayingHouseUSA now until April 9th!
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Congrats to ole Roy ... Really wish ole Roy coulda brought one of these home to Lawrence, KS. #RCJH @roberge_lou @realDonaldTrump Agreed! #impeachDJTI would 100% erotically & sensually masturbate to a real photo of DJT being led out of the White House in handcuffs. I'd take my sweet time.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @roberge_lou @realDonaldTrump nah not for DJT