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@TheDelovelee Hoping for John Carpenter to direct #FingersCrossed @Chappers2013 Yes! Nice work.Cor, thanks Steve. #Endorsement #SortOf kids are asleep. I know this because when I just went into their room just now & asked "why aren't you asleep?", they said "we are Dad".
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe emoticon movie was dark and moving.I'm sending a shed load more emojis than ever before but I still call them emoticons. YES I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.Christmas single? warning. #StormBrian
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Retweeted by Terry LanderI’m LIVE #InTheMix right now on @YourCoastFM droppin #techhouse & #housemusic all over the airwaves on 96.5/97.2fm…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @foofighters @CW_182 Will you need any South West based community radio media support chaps? Cos I can jolly well supply that. @CW_182 @alestormband Bugger, bit close. @CW_182 @alestormband When?I'm going to see @alestormband in Bristol next year. Can't wait to get my pirate on! #PirateFest
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Retweeted by Terry Landerthis man has kindly volunteered to have his nuts cut off to raise money for children w/ cancer. I'll get the castra…
Retweeted by Terry LanderRunning = Done. #blog #newpost #running #cycling #RideLondon @WriteThingKMF @barbaramwebb @L_Livingstone1 Not often you get to hear your book on radio, today's the day for luck…
Retweeted by Terry LanderDTWT is on every Friday at 3.30pm on KMF Radio. The 15th December show should be a doozy.
"Han Solo" Han Solo, performing with the London Symphony Orchestra, has to perform a piece with no backing.My book is £4.99 (on request)."Han Trek" Han Solo boldly goes where no man has gone before in space.Quick shout out to my actress friend, Kate, who's been cast as Annie Wilkes in a new stage version of Misery. Break a leg!
Retweeted by Terry LanderDCI Morton will return in The Evolution of a Serial Killer. Out very soon!
Retweeted by Terry Lander"Han Up" Han Solo goes on a date with the wrong woman but they like each other anyway."Han Party" Han Solo must find out why he's being sold in a supermarket."Han's Choice" Han Solo must choose who dies - his best pal Luke or his girlfriend Leia.Now taking bookings for Christmas Parties! Let DJ Keith spice up the festivities. DMs are open. Message me for rate…
Retweeted by Terry LanderHELP! Are you based in Manchester/do you know anyone based in Manchester? I need two people to help me sell books n…
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"The Han of God" Han Solo is picked to play for Argentina in the 1986 World Cup and uses The Force to get them into the Semi Finals.BLONDBEARD. TREASURE OF QUINCOR. #NataliesFiendishNewHeadteacher"Shaving Ry-Han's Privates" Han Solo is captured behind enemy lines and must be saved by his erotic crew."Saving Private Ry-Han" Han Solo is captured behind enemy lines and must be saved by his crew."The Han That Rocks the Cradle" Han Solo yearns for a child but, after years of trying, decides to steal someone else's instead."Han-Some Man" Han Solo has to fight off the attention of every female he comes face to face with."Han's Solo" Han Solo has to play the saxophone withpu2t accompaniment to save Luke and Leia.🥊 WIN a VIP package to #JoshuaTakam 🎟 2 x tickets 🚂 Travel 🏨 Hotel 💷 £500 spends RETWEET & FOLLOW to enter Terms:…
Retweeted by Terry Lander"The also-Han" Han Solo battles the Dark Side and loses by a large margin."The 5:2 Han" Han Solo loses weight despite eating whatever he wants at the weekend."Han With a Van" Han Solo makes a fortune from house clearances. @Bacony_ghost Totally agree. Biggest problem with 24 hour news is filling it with maybes rather than facts.RIGHT. Enough of that. Let's go back to sillies. We ALL need sillies. Have I ever showed you my cock?
Retweeted by Terry Lander"Second Han Shop" Han Solo learns his twin brother is working in Oxfam. @Bacony_ghost It could stay the same though."Jackie Han" Han Solo is kidnapped by JFK's wife and forced to make martial arts films."Han Sandwich" Han Solo dies and is reincarnated as a pig. He must escape before he becomes lunch."Han Hathaway" Han Solo goes back in time to marry Shakespeare and change the course of history so Darth Vader is never born."Han Me Down" Han Solo becomes a Jedi to earn money for his own clothes having only worn those of his brothers.After its debut last night, we're giving away one of our new @NikeUK third shirts! ▶️ RT and follow…
Retweeted by Terry LanderCan I have one? Ta v. much. time @amateuradam decided to play Boy Scout... 🥃 #ThisIsGoingToHurt
Retweeted by Terry LanderI am alive. Not in the spirited living sense, I am simply not dead.Here's that Hef cartoon me and the very talented @HealeyCartoons had in @PrivateEyeNews recently.
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They've done a fantastic job with this. I'm 34, was diagnosed at 28 with apergers which wasnt a surprise, always had OCD with some of my...
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf you listen each week you'll also get to hear my array of fantastical accents reminding you of what show you're l…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @unbounders Got to be @stevyncolgan.Biscuits: this pack contains 8 servings Me: yeah, back when I was a waiter I'd often take 8 peoples meals to a table in 1 wrapper.
Retweeted by Terry LanderBrexit's ruined Twitter.You’ve got to hand it to the Daily Star. Every day, a new way of saying ‘woman wears outfit’ 😉
Retweeted by Terry LanderThat's a cold, hard lie. I would never talk sense. on air with @Lyvit from 6pm on @YourCoastFM with another Terry's Train Of Thought listen in online or through the app.
Retweeted by Terry LanderRichard Herring's blog about Sean Hughes. So lovely
Retweeted by Terry LanderChained to laptop today, but got these front & centre to cheer me up. "Dambusters" should be lauded far & wide…
Retweeted by Terry LanderFWIW, I think men get plenty of opportunity to have their say. This is time to read what is being written & show support by listening?
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhy Spider-Man isn’t set in a rural Irish village.
Retweeted by Terry Lander"bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread" - a duck singing the sound of music's "a few of my favourite things".
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RIP my protractor. You are with the angles now.
Retweeted by Terry LanderMy book, We're Asleep Dad, with illustrations by the amazing @MooseAllain is out in 18 days. Buy it if you want. x…
Retweeted by Terry LanderBuy the book, it looks fantastical. @Biggreenbooks I remain unconvinced. #ImposterSyndromeGET TO KNOW: @MooseAllain, the artist behind one of our very favourite things on the internet (+ available in print…
Retweeted by Terry LanderYou've only got till November 1st to buy my stand-up show "My Girls" for $5. Then I'm taking it down. Clip etc at
Retweeted by Terry Lander @properjobdisco @Only1Argyle @TruroCityTweet No way, I want a @TCFC_Official @Only1Argyle FA Cup semi, winner plays… I die I want a memorial bench with a plaque that simply says 'WET PAINT' because I don't want people sitting on my bench.
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