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Retweeted by Terry LanderTwitter was meant to be a frippery, but we have accidentally turned it into a serious but trite vehicle for toxic f…
Retweeted by Terry LanderSat in a van with a prisoner. 20 minutes ago he told me he was going to kill me. We're now singing westlife togethe…
Retweeted by Terry LanderYesterday @nicolakkent came in to sign copies of her brilliant new picture book The Strongest Mum. The acorns are…
Retweeted by Terry LanderDoctor: this might hurt a little bit, ok? Me: ok, I'm ready Doctor: your family and friends find you annoying in more than small doses
Retweeted by Terry LanderHigh school students are talking on message boards to make April 20th the day they all walk out of school and don’t…
Retweeted by Terry LanderForgot I had this one in Private Eye a couple of years ago
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Retweeted by Terry LanderMillenials: Winston Wolf? The insurance guy? Wese guys: Er, no.Watch out for cyclists. We stain your car. #justgiving
Happy Valentine's Day to me! @Mrs_Lyvit #DeathStar #Crochet #DuhDuhDuh #Duh #DuhDuh #Duh #DuhDuh
In 18th-century England, ‘delivering a flying pasty’ was wrapping poo in paper and throwing it over a neighbour’s wall.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @pamplainandtall Awesome!I. Love. This. Might do an "impact of a tweet" version, where everything is on fire and racist.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI wish Twitter would stop verifying the accounts of the dead.
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe NHS is a giant crowdfunder that keeps everyone alive. #SaveOurNHS
Quick warm-up sketch
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@_Cantus My kids call me 7erry #L33t @TwopTwips Still not used that New Year's Resolution gym membership? 11 months is almost a year in Valentine's gift giving terms. @_Cantus *HowmHumpty Dumpty cartoon
Retweeted by Terry Lander*I accidentally drop somebody’s baby on the floor* Everybody gasps Me: [picking it up again] it’s fine, that was less than 3 seconds
Retweeted by Terry LanderYarrr haaaarrrrr! birthday, Rafael van Der Vaart!
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's #podcast time! We review #ITonya and rewatch modern classic Pulp Fiction. Get it in your ears:…
Retweeted by Terry LanderHello. I've written a quick update on our plans of putting together an alliance of independent bookshops. Oh, and…
Retweeted by Terry Lander.@piersmorgan Hello. Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of this. I'm trying to think of a way of marking the o…
Retweeted by Terry LanderNice relaxing evening with Mr Lyvit. Listening to #nivarna whilst working on my Rainbow…
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#Godzilla cartoon
Retweeted by Terry LanderSome #SaturdayMotivation for you with my Studio Mix Episode 13 #techhouse #EDM #housemusic 👊👂🍒🔊🎶🤯🔥
Retweeted by Terry Lander @sannewman a Dutch friend was angrily protesting the existence of Dutch to me once when another friend came in and…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI try not to be ethnocentric, but it all falls apart when I see something like this and once again become convinced…
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Retweeted by Terry LanderAfter reading this, I checked on @Teespring and found that dozens of my images have been stolen and are being sold…
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When your mum says this is just a phase and you're determined to prove her wrong
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust a reminder. No show today. Please check our archives to tide you over till next week:
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Just remembered that time I almost passed out on the train when I saw a woman with invisible legs
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May I count on your vote?
Retweeted by Terry LanderToday I settled my latest bills for the new run of Natalie's Fiendish New Headteacher. This book is here to stay! C… kid's reaction when he meets Andre the Giant, 1970s.
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Product idea: Doritos for cats. Like normal manly Doritos, but you forget to put them in the cupboard and the cat c…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @GregScottTV I could never whistle until last year! Tried and tried since school as all my mates could do it, turns… everyone who bought 'A Murder to Die for' supported the sequel 'The Diabolical Club' today I'd be funded by bedt…
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@dan_089 @Eagles @dan_089 @Eagles You still buzzing? Recorded it last night, just watching it nowHere's me dressed as the Super Bowl's most valuable player vs. a crocheted Nick Foles @dan_089 might be touring to a city near you, and I’d love to see you there if so.
Retweeted by Terry LanderReady for World Book Day.
Good luck Bowlers @Patriots @Eagles @SkySportsNFL @Jeff_Reinebold @neilreynoldsnfl #SuperBowlSunday #SuperBowl
@SkySportsNFL @neilreynoldsnfl @Jeff_Reinebold who's your pick
Retweeted by Terry Lander @AlanFitz1 @Patriots @Eagles Ta v. muchAuthors! You can use the reading of your work for your own personal use on your websites, social media, audio sites…
Retweeted by Terry Lander#SuperBowlEve @sstrong82 Crikey. Went to the burger van in Pool last week and even they had a 5* rating. Proves I'll eat anything though.It's my last day for a few weeks but I will be playing new material from @willkeating8 plus ahead of their Studio B…
Retweeted by Terry LanderGet that #FridayFeeling with Episode 1 of my studio sessions #housemusic #Techhouse
Retweeted by Terry LanderAn earlier example of violence against #JacobReesMogg
Retweeted by Terry Lander @CW_182 Living the dreamLETTUCE REFERENDUM
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I liked January #UnpopularOpinionsThis story fascinates me and makes me shudder in equal measure!! VIDEO: Find out what shocking discovery was unear…
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf ever there was a perfect metaphor for Brexit .... This guy nails it!! Lord Lisvane is a boss!
Retweeted by Terry LanderI won’t be on air tonight on @YourCoastFM as the show takes a break for a few weeks 👍🏻
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So. I wrote a thing about how Independent Bookshops might work together to get similar deals than the big chain st…
Retweeted by Terry LanderJanuary was a busy month making wise. Very happy. #knittersofinstagram #crochetersofinstagram
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf you’ve overcooked your rice, just leave it overnight in a bowl of iPhones.
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The Ukulele Plague.
Retweeted by Terry LanderAlso no je suis voted for Brexit...because this was kinda obvious. Those dystopian novels you're reading are about… used to go outside for most of my time as a kid, realise how lucky we are with technology and have saved for a ho… am not a millennial. Good morning.
@Biggreenbooks @jk_rowling @guardian If I were JK I'd turn up. Just sayin' and all that.Hello to all our new followers!! Please get in touch with us if you have writing you'd like to feature on one of ou…
Retweeted by Terry LanderGreat news, Lookalikes has gone global !!!!! Netflix have launched Season 1 in the USA, CANADA, DENMARK, BELGIUM to…
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhat scientists actually say. #science
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