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Author - Radio Presenter - International marathon runner

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Joined Twitter 9/27/09

I'm glad we have a dog because I was lacking something in my life before Farts so violently potent it feels like you chewing them apparently
Retweeted by Terry Lander @taylertoons Oh okay, I've got completely the wrong impression of that channel completely from somewhere.I'd love everyone to RT this just so people know what crap you get when you're a larger lady
Retweeted by Terry LanderTwice last year I visited Gordano services to find massive queues leading to big delays. Today it's third time luck… never forgets. @thecurlz @Jon_Cockayne't forget that last night you should not have remembered to forget that your clocks were meant to change unbackwards.The mandolin yogurts taste like tunes.Happy Mother's Day to the ever hard working @Mrs_Lyvit x @taylertoons Isn't that the Hopkins/Farage/General racism channel?I Googled how to get here. Thanks for the advice, @MailOnline. Used my car to bring the family, Googled that too.#clocksgoforward
Retweeted by Terry LanderI do quite like being here immensely...perhaps a longer trip next time. I'm on holiday again. day celebrating an amazing woman turning 90! Happy birthday Mary Lander (snr) or Mary Lander the first as @lyvit calls you. ❤
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Stephen Hawking’s releasing a follow-up to “A Brief History of Time”. It’s about time too.
Retweeted by Terry LanderWee snippet on something I've been working on today for @Lyvit
Retweeted by Terry LanderHappy birthday if it's your birthday. cc. @mrkhndyTOP TIP: Let people know it's your birthday on Wednesday (29th) by discretely including it in a tweet a few days before the big day somehow.
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@ekajriding @ekajriding Indeed. @ekajriding Solved in 1991. Cake, for VAT reasons. Check Wikipedia.Yeah, let's do this!! <3
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Retweeted by Terry LanderHopefully James McClean's balaclava will put off Gareth Bale
Retweeted by Terry Lander @UpturnedBathtub Good on ya.As Trainspotting creator, and executive producer and actor in @T2Trainspotting I'm not at all biased when I say: go see this masterpiece.
Retweeted by Terry LanderLondon attack photo not as widely described:
Retweeted by Terry Lander @UpturnedBathtub I'm so sorry @UpturnedBathtub If you were fixing a plug the item wouldn't be live so you could finish this tweet #PedantAJokeNew blog post: “Lunacide” Why we should destroy the moon and how we should do it.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @pointlesslettrs EXCUW ME AV ANYBORREE GORRA BORRLE ORANJU PLEEZ
Retweeted by Terry LanderNuh...nuh...nuh...Nineties! Right now on @YourCoastFM with @jamescherryuk #BigTunes #nowplaying @almurray I greatly respect that you're happy to air your point of view,whatever that may be.Fancy airing this too?
Retweeted by Terry LanderBIG NIGHT @mrkhndy If you don't want one, almost certainly @mrkhndy You're good. Better than the little mixies, for sure.Editing @amateuradam’s brilliant book, which has so far made me laugh, cry, feel quite sick and all the more gratef…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI like the vocals, @mrkhndyIf you have time, why not listen to my version of A Little Respect. If you would rather not, I totally get that.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI've got a #FridayFeeling someone is going to #win some #rum today! RT + FOLLOW and it could be yours 💀❤️ 💀
Retweeted by Terry LanderDropping tracks from the EPIC new EP from Keeno tonight from 6pm on @YourCoastFM 👊🎧 #dnb #NewMusicFriday #Penzance
Retweeted by Terry Lander @taylertoons @HealeyCartoons Not a bad thingI love that @HealeyCartoons and @taylertoons went the same way for Comic Relief. Great minds, eh?Comic Relief cartoon #comicrelief
Retweeted by Terry LanderFunniest cartoon you'll see all day (now please shut your eyes for the next 24hrs)! #RedNoseDay #comicrelief
Retweeted by Terry LanderAnyone out there wanna #win some #rum? RT + FOLLOW and it could be yours Winner announced today at 4pm 💀👍
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@mrkhndy Thanks man, I'll give them a shout.UK folks - my disabled Nan is in need of a £400 grant for a washer/dryer urgently. Are there any charities that deal with this?
Retweeted by Terry LanderMore grog up for grabs! RT and follow for your chance to #win a bottle of #rum 💀
Retweeted by Terry LanderWe're delighted to announce that @Kernow_King will be back in the park : JUL 1st Booking open!…
Retweeted by Terry LanderAnd we should do the same for terrorists. No media coverage, no names, just wipe them from history. Let's refuse to…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @stevyncolgan This has been resolved 1991! They're cakes, hence no VAT.We all know the attention seekers from the UK. Must we really give them any more exposure?One for those over a certain age'
Retweeted by Terry LanderPart of a review of a horror I did called Blood Lust. I haven't stopped laughing 😂 #actorslife #horror
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe store greeter at my local discount supermarket gave me a frozen water pasty earlier. I thought "ice pie with my Lidl hi".
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Just for a hoot I sought out the lowest rated film on Netflix. 'Your Highness' had two stars. It deserved fewer.
Retweeted by Terry LanderSorry Rheta! But like most authors I put absolutely EVERYTHING into my books and like people to know about them.
Retweeted by Terry LanderGood Luck England! @VauxhallEngland @England @EnglandSoccerPR #englandvsgermany #England
Retweeted by Terry LanderHave you received GOOD service in Cornwall? Don't keep quiet about it..shout it from the Twitter rooftops! #Cornwallhour
Retweeted by Terry LanderWoah, black Betty
Retweeted by Terry LanderSo delighted to have been shortlisted for this great award, for my STEM work in schools. Please do have a look and…
Retweeted by Terry LanderSign up for 2018 at an exclusive price on Fri 7 & Sat 8 April ONLY in the Event Village. Enter online from Sunday 9…
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YouGov there, asking for a friend...
Retweeted by Terry LanderOK. I promise not to mention this more than 4000 times, but I’m performing a show at @sohotheatre 3rd-15th April.
Retweeted by Terry LanderSite meeting with the builders yesterday. Major refurbishments are underway so be sure to pop in and see what we've…
Retweeted by Terry LanderWho will you vote for in The Brexits next week?
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An unusual early lead for one candidate.My kids are barely aware that chocolate eggs have packaging. I can do political satire. #EUDunnitWho will you vote for in The Brexits next week? @KittyTrill @Biggreenbooks Very.RT for the chance to win a sense of happiness and belonging!
Retweeted by Terry Lander @KittyTrill @Biggreenbooks HomeGroundhog day. gang. Fantasy is not my Mastermind specialist subject. Help me out here. Thanks
Retweeted by Terry Lander @Biggreenbooks Have you checked out ? The most we've ever been put up was £10 a year, renting for 15 years now.True story
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