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Retweeted by Terry LanderLooking good for @PiratesonProm next week. Get on to for what to wear and catch Natalie in… do people know dogs' names? I can't understand a word they're saying
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Oh and 'man down' series 4 is likely to go out in October now. Will let you know the exact date . X
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe red pill gives you £10 million. The blue pill makes you crap yourself on live TV while your whole family and worst enemy record it.I let a pirate take over a school.
Retweeted by Terry LanderGood juxtaposition @BootsUK
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I didn't like Stockholm at first, but got stuck there and kind of liked it after a while.
Retweeted by Terry LanderMy kids are asleep. I know this because the cat's burst into the front room with a post-it note on his head with "…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @karenmarston We're probably wrong but I don't put cutlery away, I simply abide by whatever's in place.Great tune from @dj_ransome on @YourCoastFM just now. @jamescherryuk Tasty...That @jamescherryuk is dropping Lasagne on's the bike I bought today. #blog #newpost't believe Bannon has gone!!Hope Trump is up for eviction next week. Most intense series of Big Brother EVER. #CBB
Retweeted by Terry Lander'Step Away' by @chaseandstatus playing on @jamescherryuk show - WHAT A TUNE!
Retweeted by Terry Lander @thejakeriding @MathieuFrench I don't think he had a choice woth my 'budget' @thejakeriding @MathieuFrench He told me to do it!*Chase & Status klaxon* @thejakeriding Your cast offs? Tch. No, I got a Specialized. Well, put a deposit on one. @thejakeriding That was a trap, Joe Chill. Falmouth Cycles tried to sell me your old Scott today 😮Im LIVE #InTheMix on @YourCoastFM 96.5/97.2fm +online right now droppin #housemusic #techhouse #edm #penzance
Retweeted by Terry LanderHow *did * Batman's parents die? I can't find mention of it in any of the films.This Walsall fan has had a nightmare. 😂
Retweeted by Terry LanderA fact that always put me off-balance is now outdated. But here it is: If she had lived, Anne Frank would be younger than Bruce Forsyth.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI paid £200 to not get a bike. #blog #newpostPeople are all like 'we'll follow this guy cos he rates chocolate' but he also writes damn fine literature. No wond… @mrkhndy @eltwisty That *is* cheap. Can you grab me one next time you're out. I'll pay you back. @mrkhndy @eltwisty It would be more helpful to have price on the y axis. #HereToHelpJoin me from 6pm on @YourCoastFM 96.5/97.2fm +online for fresh #NewMusic #HouseMusic #dnb #edm #trap #TechHouse
Retweeted by Terry LanderToday's show is the last one for August. Summer break next week but Sue will be back on the 1st September. Schedule will be put up soon.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @jamescherryuk good #Moby remix from BMotion plays tonight from 6pm on @YourCoastFM #dnb #drumandbass #NewMusic
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@Twitter "We're not doing that as people will be able to edit their Tweets" Put a 2 minute time delay on it then, @TwitterEdit Tweet button please, @TwitterI cam confirm that Mr. Kumar is v. funny. up next from @hbreakontour @davidwalliams Billionaire Boy Aug 24. Tuckets @CRBO_BoxOffice Fab family comedy!…
Retweeted by Terry LanderA white person shared this true tea on Facebook. So I'm sharing it here.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm going in for a heart operation tomorrow so - fuck it - buy my books.
Retweeted by Terry LanderNazis coming to town? Here's a positive and creative response. #Resist
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It's murder on Thu Aug 17 with @hbreakontour Murder on the Terrace St Mary's Church Penzance…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @jinnyw76 I'm spending as little time on here as possible currently :-/
Edinburgh, 10 nights only for the "why do you never come to Scotland?" #bigfans starts Thursday
Retweeted by Terry Lander's hip hop on coast...crikey blimey o' reilly.'s medley is, as we say in the paint trade, pre-mixed. We've teamed up with @richardosman to discover the nation's favourite novel! And we need YOUR help.…
Retweeted by Terry LanderTonight will be a little different. 30 min mix, 30 min 90's Hip-Hop, 60 mins requests and Katherine Jenkins. from 6I need a nap now.Punishment for our children for one of them snaffling waffles was watching @Mrs_Lyvit and I eat seven between us with ice cream. SEVEN!I am bringing this back
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Your British Prime Minister name is your fav saint followed by whether you'd lead the UK to bankruptcy. Mine's Francis Would Try Not To.white supremacy: when you need to violently suppress your dream of being in a broadway chorus line.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @AlanFitz1 @PenleeTheatre @acornpz I'd never heard of it until I met @Mrs_Lyvit #neglectedNice view for next showing of #Pals @BarbicanTheatre @Assembleth @northsouth14 #plymouthwaterfronttheatrefestival
Retweeted by Terry LanderFilm Night! 9.30 The Goonies! @acornpz We cannot wait! Tickets OTD too!
Retweeted by Terry LanderWe featured a chapter from this book a couple of weeks ago. Here's a little peek at the artwork that accompanies it…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI've never been on a poster before. be fair, it does look jeopardy. have more schools to visit this Autumn and I'll be reading at @PiratesonProm but there's room for your event/fundraiser.If you're looking for a guy to read from his book while children look on, look no further. AND THE INNER MONKEY via @wordpressdotcom @KittyTrill 🎅
Yes!"A swashbuckling read..." All reviews greatly appreciated!...
Retweeted by Terry LanderThis abandoned shopping basket right next to the supermarket loos tells its own story.
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Scenes from "Natalie's Fiendish New Headteacher", the swashbuckling adventure book by @Lyvit I've illustrated.…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI both can and can't believe it
Retweeted by Terry LanderYou may not have seen our shiny new review, too.'ve had a very successful day rehoming books. They've gone to good homes.This has been my view for most of the day. day for it. #BooksForSale you can tell the difference between the taste of different crisps/biscuits you're eating them too slowly.
@scott_ruminates It does. It really does. @scott_ruminates I made a quip. Nobody has career failure from a quip.redraw
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