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Joined Twitter 9/27/09


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Retweeted by Terry LanderTwitter was meant to be a frippery, but we have accidentally turned it into a serious but trite vehicle for toxic f… https://t.co/9j2gGC8PA7
Retweeted by Terry LanderSat in a van with a prisoner. 20 minutes ago he told me he was going to kill me. We're now singing westlife togethe… https://t.co/hmK92WtH6j
Retweeted by Terry LanderYesterday @nicolakkent came in to sign copies of her brilliant new picture book The Strongest Mum. The acorns are… https://t.co/fT8NjaHFNF
Retweeted by Terry LanderDoctor: this might hurt a little bit, ok? Me: ok, I'm ready Doctor: your family and friends find you annoying in more than small doses
Retweeted by Terry LanderHigh school students are talking on message boards to make April 20th the day they all walk out of school and don’t… https://t.co/PaqdV6uNwv
Retweeted by Terry LanderForgot I had this one in Private Eye a couple of years ago https://t.co/IQgY5lGLBA
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2/18
2018
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Retweeted by Terry LanderMillenials: Winston Wolf? The insurance guy? Wese guys: Er, no.Watch out for cyclists. We stain your car. https://t.co/tvFwnRDDFJ https://t.co/zulFHZjzqk #justgivinghttps://t.co/6pPTHHG7vm
2/16
2018
Happy Valentine's Day to me! @Mrs_Lyvit #DeathStar #Crochet #DuhDuhDuh #Duh #DuhDuh #Duh #DuhDuh https://t.co/Wh0zd3Axkp
2/14
2018
In 18th-century England, ‘delivering a flying pasty’ was wrapping poo in paper and throwing it over a neighbour’s wall.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @pamplainandtall Awesome!I. Love. This. Might do an "impact of a tweet" version, where everything is on fire and racist. https://t.co/I3NcxwGL7K
Retweeted by Terry LanderI wish Twitter would stop verifying the accounts of the dead. https://t.co/PiSo2xbESN
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe NHS is a giant crowdfunder that keeps everyone alive. #SaveOurNHS https://t.co/shlJt7NOHA
2/13
2018
Quick warm-up sketch https://t.co/4wFJkYDob3
Retweeted by Terry Lander @annascutt1 Turkish, pirate, I can see the confusion!
2/12
2018
@_Cantus My kids call me 7erry #L33t @TwopTwips Still not used that New Year's Resolution gym membership? 11 months is almost a year in Valentine's gift giving terms. @_Cantus *HowmHumpty Dumpty cartoon https://t.co/fF45Zhggpq
Retweeted by Terry Lander*I accidentally drop somebody’s baby on the floor* Everybody gasps Me: [picking it up again] it’s fine, that was less than 3 seconds
Retweeted by Terry LanderYarrr haaaarrrrr! https://t.co/2Z8Lqf2XN7Happy birthday, Rafael van Der Vaart! https://t.co/mCO5ZRsmYn
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's #podcast time! We review #ITonya and rewatch modern classic Pulp Fiction. Get it in your ears:… https://t.co/npK6DmRVK0
Retweeted by Terry LanderHello. I've written a quick update on our plans of putting together an alliance of independent bookshops. Oh, and… https://t.co/mzAr07rpfQ
Retweeted by Terry Lander.@piersmorgan Hello. Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of this. I'm trying to think of a way of marking the o… https://t.co/6yarJlErJH
Retweeted by Terry LanderNice relaxing evening with Mr Lyvit. Listening to #nivarna whilst working on my Rainbow… https://t.co/6cxKoE7Ov9
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2/11
2018
#Godzilla cartoon https://t.co/ZcOiwgqMoZ
Retweeted by Terry LanderSome #SaturdayMotivation for you with my Studio Mix Episode 13 #techhouse #EDM #housemusic 👊👂🍒🔊🎶🤯🔥 https://t.co/kHKOn9ar6z
Retweeted by Terry Lander @sannewman a Dutch friend was angrily protesting the existence of Dutch to me once when another friend came in and… https://t.co/mPD5djv5fB
Retweeted by Terry LanderI try not to be ethnocentric, but it all falls apart when I see something like this and once again become convinced… https://t.co/UOc4mwbunP
Retweeted by Terry LanderJames Bay is back - Check out our cover :) https://t.co/hUjO5VsBN5
Retweeted by Terry LanderAfter reading this, I checked on @Teespring and found that dozens of my images have been stolen and are being sold… https://t.co/Rg86IFyyI0
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2/10
2018
When your mum says this is just a phase and you're determined to prove her wrong https://t.co/HVWGb2LqLH
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust a reminder. No show today. Please check our archives to tide you over till next week: https://t.co/VpRSBPDD8Z https://t.co/gqaS5KlOyE
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2/9
2018
Just remembered that time I almost passed out on the train when I saw a woman with invisible legs https://t.co/S4Ml3mLOHp
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2/8
2018
May I count on your vote? https://t.co/z1mjhI4eV3
Retweeted by Terry LanderToday I settled my latest bills for the new run of Natalie's Fiendish New Headteacher. This book is here to stay! C… https://t.co/SuPdkNSMGeA kid's reaction when he meets Andre the Giant, 1970s. https://t.co/qwu29Nhr4L
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2/7
2018
Product idea: Doritos for cats. Like normal manly Doritos, but you forget to put them in the cupboard and the cat c… https://t.co/q1kIl5ggsd
Retweeted by Terry Lander @GregScottTV I could never whistle until last year! Tried and tried since school as all my mates could do it, turns… https://t.co/8prBJEkX3CIf everyone who bought 'A Murder to Die for' supported the sequel 'The Diabolical Club' today I'd be funded by bedt… https://t.co/LD4PY3SMtm
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2/6
2018
@dan_089 @Eagles https://t.co/P5OwCOYKmo @dan_089 @Eagles You still buzzing? Recorded it last night, just watching it nowHere's me dressed as the Super Bowl's most valuable player vs. a crocheted Nick Foles @dan_089 https://t.co/0j1MDmWPR1I might be touring to a city near you, and I’d love to see you there if so. https://t.co/3nEESa8f9Y
Retweeted by Terry LanderReady for World Book Day. https://t.co/vgLg8FpZuH
2/5
2018
Good luck Bowlers @Patriots @Eagles @SkySportsNFL @Jeff_Reinebold @neilreynoldsnfl #SuperBowlSunday #SuperBowlhttps://t.co/RUm9GUp49E#SuperBowl2018 https://t.co/J4pde87Al1
2/4
2018
@SkySportsNFL @neilreynoldsnfl @Jeff_Reinebold who's your pick https://t.co/sccOBZpvJK
Retweeted by Terry Lander @AlanFitz1 @Patriots @Eagles Ta v. muchAuthors! You can use the reading of your work for your own personal use on your websites, social media, audio sites… https://t.co/x09DJpIZnH
Retweeted by Terry Lander#SuperBowlEve https://t.co/nWoWNRXvuV @sstrong82 Crikey. Went to the burger van in Pool last week and even they had a 5* rating. Proves I'll eat anything though.It's my last day for a few weeks but I will be playing new material from @willkeating8 plus ahead of their Studio B… https://t.co/9HPD80Xqth
Retweeted by Terry LanderGet that #FridayFeeling with Episode 1 of my studio sessions #housemusic #Techhouse https://t.co/I4XR6kadHk
Retweeted by Terry LanderAn earlier example of violence against #JacobReesMogg https://t.co/C1iCnU9YUn
Retweeted by Terry Lander @CW_182 Living the dreamLETTUCE REFERENDUM
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2/3
2018
I liked January #UnpopularOpinionsThis story fascinates me and makes me shudder in equal measure!! VIDEO: Find out what shocking discovery was unear… https://t.co/t7lUAU0iBw
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf ever there was a perfect metaphor for Brexit .... This guy nails it!! Lord Lisvane is a boss! https://t.co/ArjgF37Wis
Retweeted by Terry LanderI won’t be on air tonight on @YourCoastFM as the show takes a break for a few weeks 👍🏻 https://t.co/ChQNHT7kFO
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2/2
2018
So. I wrote a thing about how Independent Bookshops might work together to get similar deals than the big chain st… https://t.co/81YycfbEIB
Retweeted by Terry LanderJanuary was a busy month making wise. Very happy. #knittersofinstagram #crochetersofinstagramhttps://t.co/AgLwT3hZ4n
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf you’ve overcooked your rice, just leave it overnight in a bowl of iPhones.
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2/1
2018
The Ukulele Plague. https://t.co/Rt4gXZb84N
Retweeted by Terry LanderAlso no je suis voted for Brexit...because this was kinda obvious. Those dystopian novels you're reading are about… https://t.co/iTEnEsopRmI used to go outside for most of my time as a kid, realise how lucky we are with technology and have saved for a ho… https://t.co/xykcCA7OIkI am not a millennial. Good morning.
1/31
2018
@Biggreenbooks @jk_rowling @guardian If I were JK I'd turn up. Just sayin' and all that.Hello to all our new followers!! Please get in touch with us if you have writing you'd like to feature on one of ou… https://t.co/5jT9w6O0rD
Retweeted by Terry LanderGreat news, Lookalikes has gone global !!!!! Netflix have launched Season 1 in the USA, CANADA, DENMARK, BELGIUM to… https://t.co/ZaZ6Y3FGJE
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhat scientists actually say. #science https://t.co/o3K2ORRX2f
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1/30
2018

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