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@TheDelovelee @scott_ruminates @cjdemooi @ewenmacintosh @yasmoooo @imlozsmith @HamillHimself @GylesB1 So when *are* rehearsals?
@ewenmacintosh @scott_ruminates @TheDelovelee @yasmoooo @imlozsmith @cjdemooi @HamillHimself @GylesB1 @scott_ruminates Knew it. @scott_ruminates Not necessarily, I just doubt you were a dickhead. I bet you were too nice if anything.GGGRRRRRR 🐺🐺🐺🐺
Retweeted by Terry Lander @scott_ruminates I bet you were the nicest guy in school.Does anyone else avoid putting the name of the biggest dickhead in school into Facebook because, though you want to… a screening of my new 90 second Sci-Fi film, 'Connected' tonight at the Institute of Light with…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @properjobdisco You know where I am ;-) #AdmiralBimbo @properjobdisco I only want these for that line!I once co-wrote a pantomime with @properjobdisco - we had two weeks to write it before it was rehearsed and perform…
@christinamartin My 12 year old daughter noticed this so I'm guessing @Always need a quick and drastic rethink.COMPETITION. I’m giving away two signed copies of (not the paperback: buy that yourself) the LARGE PRINT edition of…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @SamDuffy @hospiceuk I said never again...have since done Amsterdam and Brighton! Well done. @yasmoooo Flies Cube 50 Feathers Dr Dove Lil Cheep CheepThe Diabolical Club needs you to help it become a reality! (Oh, it's a novel by me)
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Deja vu. Didn’t take chances when we were dominating, lack of tempo and direction in 2nd half and conceded soft goa…
Retweeted by Terry LanderClassic albums remastered for a younger audience #RecordStoreDay
Retweeted by Terry LanderI’m a #writer. I don’t have to be normal. #writerslife #amwriting
Retweeted by Terry LanderBack in to Leith Recording Company to record vocals for @_Voicex_ woop woop
Retweeted by Terry LanderBreaking the news of #Avicii passing whilst I’m live on my show is not one of my happier moments. Way too young, a…
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt works @niveauk is how people drink to forget.'m really enjoying my life. Not an exciting tweet, but I'm putting it on record in case you're in the terrible pla…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @IamMrJ To give you a break from suncream, how might one get to sleep? Asking for about half of Twitter.years of disability activism and my most popular tweets are on sunscreen fml
Retweeted by Terry LanderAnyway apparently there has been Weather so its time to talk about how sun-cream works again. SPF is the most com…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI bet you can’t read three threaded tweets for breakfast.
Retweeted by Terry LanderLes than two hours left! Our Crowdfunder to get a copy of The Lost Words by @JackieMorrisArt & @RobGMacfarlane into…
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@ydnhkrm Two teasers @krunchie_frog @MrEugeneGrant If my kids said that I'd have given them an evil eye and a good talking to very short… @jamescherryuk Definitely, heartbreaking @jamescherryuk Yup, all over the news now #AviciiMy song about suncream is just a fun way of remembering to be safe in the sun.
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Retweeted by Terry LanderCan I be briefly sincere. I’ve been blown away by the support for the paperback of This is Going to Hurt, out yeste…
Retweeted by Terry LanderTrying something new today. Spent the last few hours trimming, sticking and cutting out of the #ultimatepyjamas fro…
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf I owned a website and shit like this was on it I'd ditch it immediately. There's no ambiguity here and no sane p… A rare but wonderful sight. They are so close and hate when either one isn't around. Two of my favour…
Retweeted by Terry LanderAs well as droppin the biggest #NewMusic I'll be mixing both #housemusic AND #drumandbass tonight! Join me from 6pm…
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I'm going to tell you a story that I'm afraid doesn't reflect well on me. But it's a cautionary tale and hopefully…
Retweeted by Terry LanderNatalie's Fiendish Headteacher has been adapted into a play for KS3 pupils! Well done Terry and Joe!
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe play of the book is happening and was written by my son.
The wonderful @Biggreenbooks need a bit of help with the bills. If you order the paperback of This is Going to Hurt…
Retweeted by Terry LanderT and Toast: an unintentional pun. figure if I wait long enough you'll all see I'm the nicest guy in the world and maybe even buy a book or two. #FinishLast @taylertoons Obvs we recorded this yesterday Radio will be back very soon which means Do The Write Thing will also be coming back!! Stay tuned folks!!
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust in case anyone is wondering how bad discounting is for authors. One title of mine sold over 13,000 copies in 6…
Retweeted by Terry LanderNatalie's Fiendish New Headteacher is available from BGB right now!
Congratulations @Stadium4Cornwll As we look to the future with our own redevelopment, delighted that another exciti…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI am home. £141 through the till (oof) £94 via Twitter and exciting plans to take over ONE THOUSAND POUNDS (with your help) tomorrow.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @Okeating I love accidental science. They normally test it on their infant daughters though, just to prove it works.I'm sure @TheNickHelm is over his Russell Howard appearance but I've just seen it again and it reminds me of the ea…
#Brexit passport cartoon by @RobinFlavell and myself
Retweeted by Terry LanderJe suis v. busy.New week - new season in the park! The open air theatre in the park in the heart of Penzance!…
Retweeted by Terry LanderIndependent Bookshop Alliance update. This is where Independent Bookshops get to choose which books we'd like to…
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@sstrong82 @Mrs_Lyvit It was a similar experience in the Hacienda, 24 hour party people is a great film to highlight that. @sstrong82 Iremember going in there with @Mrs_Lyvit but we only went there once. Incredible what an impact a single…'s @porksmith in one of his greatest roles. You are now turning into Abbotsbree, Abingdun, Acton, Albrighton,… catch 'em all...
Film idea: Nightmare in Monte Carlo. Freddy Kruger haunts Herbie's dreams.Thinking of giving #LondonMarathon a go? I went from couch to marathon in eleven short months. you're a little bit scared then you're normal. Don't stop now - you've got this! 💪 #LondonMarathon
Retweeted by Terry LanderCasting directors - Don't miss out on my new look. @PlanetJune @DocHackenbush Mr T pities the fools who don't use your patterns. frustrating! My cactus patterns are going viral on FB, but the person who posted the photo of them a) didn't cre…
Retweeted by Terry Lander @Biggreenbooks If anyone orders one of my paperbacks from you they can have a v limited edition signed This is Going to Hurt bookmark
Retweeted by Terry LanderAh, the duality of woman
Retweeted by Terry LanderThis Saturday we will be celebrating our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY with live music from Spring Tide Tour, plus free nibb…
Retweeted by Terry LanderI made this short SF film in 48 Hours on a smartphone. It's 5 minutes long - please check it out and like/share it.…
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FRIDAY THE 13TH FACT: People born on Friday the 13th are called "babies".
Retweeted by Terry LanderPerson born in 2000 who’s never sent a letter: I’d like to send this letter please Postal worker: you need to stam…
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