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Hope you all enjoyed our 100th show extravaganza. Sorry about the lack of extravagance but I thought the show went well as a show. @ben_cameron #tenseconddoodle A nun hating the book she's readingFollow the #tenseconddoodle to see more. Don't want to flood the timeline x
Retweeted by Terry Lander @ThePsyentistUK Gottun.Tune in for show number 100...Terry's Train of Thought, 6pm on @PenwithRadio featuring an exclusive 1st play of @ThePsyentistUK's new track!These states were made for rating #blog #Alabama #Alaska #Arizona #Arkansas #California #Colorado #USA
@ThePsyentistUK Cool coolValentine's Day coming up. Here's a handy guide I voiced that'll assist you with the sex
Retweeted by Terry LanderSince you're all here and you've read The Perfect Game you may as well get on to this #blog #ColoradoSee if you can spot the improvement with this week's up to some #Colorado information
Last call for tonight Valentine's Day approaching, it's time to get writing that love poetry. Here's how to make YOUR poem stand out.
Retweeted by Terry LanderHere’s a handy guide to help you tweet about the #SuperBowl
Retweeted by Terry Lander60% funded! Well done @ben_cameron @AaronDelays Hi Aaron, can you please clarify which store this was in as I would like to feed this back? TY - Amanda
Retweeted by Terry LanderDudes. #Colorado. you watching the 6 Nations American soccer ball game? some pretty good reviews for LifeABet! Available here! -
Retweeted by Terry LanderAre you up to date? #ColoradoHere's something I wrote yesterday this! Network Rail's new footbridge in Oxford will be impassible for buggies / people with mobility issues.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @ThePsyentistUK Almost certainly not, someone local.#Colorado! #blog @ThePsyentistUK Nope, any time before midday Tuesday really if possible. There's another artist who's given us a song to play, too. @ThePsyentistUK Have you got the track for Tuesday?
@ThePsyentistUK At least you've got a trade behind you. Bravo.Late night groove.
Retweeted by Terry Lander @ThePsyentistUK All locally crafted, aye. We're artists down here, we don't have the flashing lights of the arcades. Not after 9pm, anyway. @ThePsyentistUK I'm being civilised, I'm on the ales but I started with a lager and will finish with something dead and cooked #Ambition @Lyvit LAGER FRENZY! #LagerFrenzy
Retweeted by Terry Lander.@ThePsyentistUK started out as a couple of beers. Mrs L is here, I'm not drinking alone.Sorry Cornish brewers, I have cheated on you all., and the shedload of booze I'm getting through.The highlight of my day was Mrs L liking my story on Facebook. #SimpleThingsThis is my first ever Storify EVER. @sstrong82 I'll give you that! They're a great young team but Spurs fans have seen too much,experience is on our side. Top 4 will be stolen. @sstrong82 Oh that's happened before. Tottenham have as much chance of winning the title as I've got of being the first man on Mars. #COYSWant to win a fabulous Dad's Army Goodie Bag, with thanks to @Universal_Irl ? Just Retweet to be in with a chance
Retweeted by Terry Lander @sstrong82 Today will forever be remembered as 'Aston Villa won a game' Day.#recap The tragic moment a juggler abandoned their dreams
Retweeted by Terry Lander @hippy_jon Thar she blows #Snowbeard #Storify @Lyvit As requested, Snowbeard on #Storify @hippy_jon I shall find out how I may go about this. @AlanFitz1 You don't know any Nodnol secrets, stop pretending.Off the wagon with this award winner from @rebelbrewingco elves to manufacture toys for children the world over that he would be required to deliver himself.he was forced to spend the rest of his life using his ill-gotten gainsBefore he knew it he found himself relocated to a freezing location and, under the permanent watch of the naval officers who had caught him,Snowbeard was defeated yet, worse still, he knew that living in this time meant he would be subjected to a cruel and unforgiving punishment.narrowing his eyes to remind his foe who was in charge.A silence fell as the officer moved slowly towards the captain with a grin on his face and stood nose to nose with the old seadog,own ship, falling to a salty death until he was the only one left.The officer in charge of the operation ensured that Snowbeard watched each of his crew members as they were marched off the plank of hisEscape was impossible and he knew that the only action he could take that wouldn't result in death was to surrender.pointing their loaded weapons towards him.Suddenly his attention was drawn to the sound of a gun firing into the air and he looked up to find that he was surrounded by naval marksmenWithin 15 minutes he was on dry land studying the map and licking his lips at the prospect of another chest of gold,his fifth that the strongest of his crew so that he would be the first to the shore.As the ship drew nearer to the island the captain barked at his crew to man the rowing boats, climbing into the boat that was mannedto find the buried treasure of Kaymen, the position of which was marked on a map in Snowbeard's possession.The party was headed to Torture Island, so called because of the ruthless treatment given to visitors by the natives,The captain of the vessel, Snowbeard, was shouting orders at the top of his voice as his crew tried and failed to perform them in time.The rigging swayed with the wind as the galleon cut through the waves beneath it.Here's a story for ya. It's called Snowbeard...#Colorado tomorrow.Drink to forget you're not there @IHPower I(celand) agree. @AlanFitz1 If you're down any time soon I can book us in. Should be coming to London in the Summer for a day or two too. @AlanFitz1 When are you next down? You simply must do a @RebelBrewingCo tour.This isn't the best beer in the world but it is a good...representation? #Tribute #TenaciousD @TiernanDouieb
Retweeted by Terry Lander*@sstrong82'S FOOTBALL TEAM ARE WINNING KLAXON*Get @ben_cameron 50% funded tonight!'t a clue what to buy t'missus on Valentines Day? Original Viz comic artwork reet here! via @eBay_UK
Retweeted by Terry Lander @ekajriding Almost certainly #FollowTheTrendShameless plug. (Please refer to all of my previous Tweets) #AdBag @MooseAllain You're a gent, thank you.The unabridged version of the Matt Leblanc interview #TopGear
Retweeted by Terry Lander @MooseAllain It seems Ben Cameron had a really awful night last night. Would you RT, hoping pledges may cheer him upRate the States is outperforming by 3:1. #Stats
I'm taken aback with the support of Rate the States, massive thanks to all readers. Seems America is more popular than bowling. Who knew?You're drunk, go home and read this Unbound book campaign is now live! I'm so excited and nervous and hopeful. Please follow the link and share x
Retweeted by Terry LanderOMFG THANK YOU!
Retweeted by Terry LanderWe'll be deep in #Colorado on Sunday, forgot to mention it earlier. do you tell if a woman likes a bad boy? Hold a bad boy under her chin.
Retweeted by Terry LanderSometimes I write ... it's cheaper than therapy. Also, I'm the fifth funniest person my husband knows:
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf you can read this upside down the blood is rushing to your head. plug alert! Bid now to get in time for Valentines Day!Original Viz Comic artwork: P.M TREE . via @eBay_UK
Retweeted by Terry LanderMaybe, just maybe, you have 2 quite short intervals of around 2 minutes. There's a pause button, you know.
Retweeted by Terry LanderMaybe, you've a slightly longer gap of around 9 minutes, in which case, you could listen to it twice.
Retweeted by Terry LanderA short walk, or bus ride, perhaps.
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt'll take a full 4 & a bit minutes of your life up nicely. I bet you've a gap of approximately that size in your life.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm sure you chumps are sick of me going on about, but you can listen to my latest tune here: Go on you freaks!
Retweeted by Terry LanderYou're so vane, you probably spin a lot when it's windy...
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's Friday! RT & Follow for your chance to #win some of our tea! #fridayfeeling
Retweeted by Terry LanderOne potato, diced as requested by Mrs Lyvit. to skip and play and stuff.
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