Sign in with Twitter


Author of Alf & Mabel - Radio Presenter - Occasional Runner - State Rater - Weekly Ten Pin Bowler

363 Following   623 Followers   34,938 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/27/09

The #LondonMarathon ballot is now open and will be until Friday night #Louisiana love (or daytime if you're in the US) #blog @mrkhndy Binks?
Good to see #ITV showing Jimmy McGovern's #Hillsborough
Retweeted by Terry LanderPlease #RT A Retreating Tide #Fantasy #YAfiction Nathan wants to escape his old life, Alicia wants to remember hers
Retweeted by Terry Lander @CW_182 True 'nuff @CW_182 I'd hate for the brand new Crowntown team to be disqualified for fielding a professional @CW_182 When will the world be ready for it? @k8bug79 #PrayForThem @taylertoons Thanks for the honesty though, your feedback is appreciatedNot surprised. @taylertoons The whole title? I wanted it to echo the old cover so people don't think it's a new book, particularly if they've bought it.New cover won't be out until the end of May as this is prime time for sales. Would love to know if people think the new one is any good.I've been debating a new cover for FGRAM for a while now but here it is. Interested in thoughts and views. #LitChat'Ey up! It's Becky Thump (from the pages of @vizcomic )
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's actually rather pleasing to type #Louisiana. Try it yourself.'s #Louisiana #blog #newpostEp14 of @ParPolBro has @rmholdsworth explaining the #LondonMayor2016 elections if you need to know about that:
Retweeted by Terry LanderA lovely gift not to give someone you don't care about.
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhat's up with #Louisiana? #blog #newpostBREAKING: Police close Helston road after car drives into house
Retweeted by Terry Lander @mrkhndy Fucking heck. Take it easy Mr H and listen to @amateuradam as I have no meaningful advice.Mardi Gras! #Louisiana joins #blog #newpostNot long before #Louisiana joins the party #blog #KentuckyHelston Beer Festival II: Helston Beer Festivaller.
@ThePsyentistUK Tch. Posh. @ThePsyentistUK Quite probably. How did you pick your bogey when you were young?This is what happens when you give a 13 year old a crate and a drill driver. @21stCscribe Love the cover!Book #trailer for my current #flash fiction collection, my 5th
Retweeted by Terry LanderGreat to know you can get seriously ill and not have to worry about paying for it #OurNHS @IHPower Block them and move on, they'll never take offence againIt’s National Honesty Day, when we’re all meant to say what we really think. Or ‘Saturday’ as it’s called on Twitter.
Retweeted by Terry LanderToday #Kentucky, Tomorrow #Louisiana #blogAnd the award for most inappropriate name goes to....! #briliant Well done @CornwallCouncil though
Retweeted by Terry LanderI've been told this is a good accompaniment to an entry bonds are around £2k but the Dyslexia Research Trust were only asking for £1,250 last year. can guarantee your entry for next year as ballot results don't come out until October.Charities will be looking for entrants and, if you promise to raise the minimum sponsorship for a golden bond place...The London Marathon ballot opens on Monday and closes on Friday to allow all a chance to enter.…/h…/ballot-entry/
Trump can’t wait to start waterboarding but don’t tell him about crowdfunding, a far worse torment. Please end mine:
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe legend that is Jimmy Chez #Penwith and join in on an adventure through a parallel world! A retreating Tide Only £2.99 ($4.23) Available on Amazon #fridayreads
Retweeted by Terry Lander @MeloSparrow @Channel4 @LookalikesC4 @youall Fingers crossed for a second seriesDoh! No #Lookalikes tonight.. Oh well, there's always catch up 🤘😜💕 @Channel4 @LookalikesC4 @youall xx
Retweeted by Terry LanderA pint of @RebelBrewingCo Sail Ale at Helston beer festival #Sorted #Kentucky while it lasts. #blog @MooseAllain Always welcome :-)If you or a child you know or old person like doodling and colouring in you/they might like my book
Retweeted by Terry LanderThat #Kentucky feeling #blog Coming up this Sunday - #Louisiana
#Kentucky innit #blog
#Kentucky shows us how it's done #blogLook what they're saying about you, #Kentucky
Coming up at 6pm: Terry’s Train of Thought is a weekly, feature packed show with Terry Lander and his associate, S…
Retweeted by Terry LanderReferring to a 'Fresh bean gazpatcho in exotic crockery' is a great way to disguise the fact you ate cold beans from the can. @TwopTwipsFantastic news, another accolade for Mexi-Cocoa our 7.2% choc-vanilla stout :) Order it at
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhat is going on in #Kentucky?? #blogDo you hold a #comedy night? Are you #booking? Feel free to send an email with any enquiries... #standup
Retweeted by Terry LanderMurder? Nazis? Cloud watching? #Kentucky #blog
THIS is why birds sing so gay #Kentucky #blog @SummerRay I don't watch it but does anyone say goodbye when they finish on the phone? #GoT @RANTINGMALE Have you been talking to @Herring1967? #Spurs #2-1Instead of grieving for top spot I'm celebrating the fact that one more win means #Spurs are above you-know-who this season.My son just called me a muggle but I've never robbed anyone IN MY LIFE.Just heard the news about David Seath in the London Marathon, my thoughts are with the family and his remarkable friends.I've never been to #Kentucky #blogI've been to Falmouth #bowling #blog #newpost
#Legend @SpacemanSonic Sent, five of us in totes. @SpacemanSonic I am very likely to have the clan (note the 'c') with me, where's the cheapest place to stay?So @Spacemansonic talked me into doing a marathon next year. He's persuasive. I'm fundraising for @JDRFUK @SimonNRicketts It's a very positive post, well done for that. Wishing you all the best.The ballot opens on May 2nd for all aspiring runners. Why not get a book all about running and stuff too? #ebookCongratulations to Jamie Richards who smashed the London Marathon today.I very like @SimonNRicketts so this is most unwelcome. Marathon 2017 anymore? Put the date in your diary. Ballot opens 2-6 May.
Retweeted by Terry LanderHere are some truths/untruths about #Kentucky #blog #newpostInspired by the masses? Join them next year. Here's my memoirs. #LondonMarathon #ebook #vlm2016Who wants a 2nd SERIES of @LookalikesC4 ❓If you want too see more #Lookalikes get Retweeting! Let's try get 100 Retweets. #Lookalikes2 ⭐️
Retweeted by Terry LanderCompetition time win a Tee from @CommsHero just #RT & #Follow us & @beckslookalike & #CommsHero 1 winner #Lookalikes
Retweeted by Terry LanderUnless i'm very much mistaken @stripesco are the source of the cover pattern on The Pier Falls. So... thank you.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm guessing 1.2k RTs makes this an unlikely prize...still...'t it past your bedtime? #Kansas
Here you are. #Kansas. #blogIf you missed the #lookalikes double bill last night, you can catch up on #4OD now!
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's almost time for #Kentucky #blog #newpostsunday #KansasIt's the #LondonMarathon tomorrow. If watching all those runners inspires you to take part, here's how I did it
This is what #Kansas looks like #blogSorry about that, it seems I lost signal at the end of that last Tweet.I know you're all keen to find an author's view on #Brexit so here it is.Small ad: If you like my cartoons you can buy them here and I will draw one for you
Retweeted by Terry Lander“Who's calling please?” “Mr Whitcombe… with a b” “And the bee’s name?
Retweeted by Terry LanderDon't forget @LookalikesC4 at 10pm on Channel 4, featuring @beckslookalike @RickyGervais2 and @TonyJamesComedy #Lookalikes #GreatComedy @KateRobbins I told my mother that I follow you on here and she went a bit peculiar. Turns out you're one of her favourites!The pre-order pages are now live. Just 99c for the next two weeks.
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe first four months of have brought as many visitors as a whole year of Rooms for Improvement. Ta v. much, all.#lookalikes Double billing not be missed #channel4 10-11pm, hopefully you'll see a lot more of me & my artistic prowess tonight!
Retweeted by Terry LanderCan haz weekend now?
Retweeted by Terry LanderCornish Honeytrap is the new crack of Kernow...get it while you can. @RebelBrewingCo mention for my new #Tanglewood series in @thebookseller today 😀 and a lovely photo of me with some lemurs too.
Retweeted by Terry Lander