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Freelance journalist. Queen Bee of The Wild Rumpus blog. TV addict. Hip-hop head. Shoe enthusiast. Animal lover. Coffeeholic. Twit. Alias: Mommy.

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Joined Twitter 1/20/09


First snow for new pup, Snickers, who came to us from warm NC. #rescuedog #newengland https://t.co/AAwG93vLz6
12/5
2016
A rare shot of our new puppy sitting still. #snickers #rescuedogs #AdoptDontShop https://t.co/jrvjbcRV6u
12/3
2016
When a 45-pound dog insists on sitting in the toddler chair. #puppyproblems #snickers https://t.co/yqeRNtUECZ
11/30
2016
Question of the day from my 4yo daughter: Do polar bears have crotches? #parentingpopquiz
11/16
2016
We saw the "Storks" movie last weekend, but Sweet Pea still had many questions about babies. https://t.co/3zHp04V3nN
10/28
2016
Chasing zombies, leaves and childhood https://t.co/5AibazS4bg https://t.co/ASTCS41ai1
10/27
2016
@boxycharm Thanks! I actually got my box from you and it's fabulous! Love it! 😘 (It's another company I'm waiting on.) @olivesunset I can't wait to try it today! It smells so good. @CatLadyVMay @boxycharm came highly recommended by a friend, and I'm so happy w/ it. I joined @ipsy too but haven't received a box yet.
10/23
2016
In case you've ever wondered what working at home would be like. #WAHM #kidshavenochill #monkeyonmybackhttps://t.co/CArRn6Hcyf
10/22
2016
Got my first @boxycharm box. So happy I subscribed. 😍💄#boxymail #boxycharm #boxybazaar https://t.co/sVRKKMLdBQ
10/21
2016
Dear Neighbors, Thanks for not calling the authorities https://t.co/DXaNFcP2Oj https://t.co/KdZPgakvcN
10/18
2016
My neighbor shouldn't put up a fake graveyard for Halloween if she doesn't want me getting drunk and performing Thriller every night at 2AM.
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez
10/15
2016
Is that a disc, or are you happy to see me? https://t.co/WbEBWLCHcs https://t.co/e9YtoW8v1k
10/12
2016
Wine and string cheese, y'all. #momsnacks
10/5
2016
Dinner is served… from my pants https://t.co/Ag0ENebWAZ https://t.co/av1oozrT5mCatching some last green leaves before fall foliage officially arrives. #NewEnglandFall https://t.co/tfZdiKURow
10/4
2016
@RMBnaturals thanks for sharing!
10/3
2016
Amorous animals at the zoo have nothing on #turtle lovemaking. Damn, they're loud! #SundayBlogShare #birdsandbees https://t.co/i97Xguu0Vg
10/2
2016
Let's talk about sex https://t.co/i97Xguu0Vg via @Maisy_F
9/26
2016
😂 https://t.co/7n7TDfwm2o
9/24
2016
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me NOW? https://t.co/CSFnnfn5Xx https://t.co/SoH3F3SSvR
9/23
2016
@DerekKXLY yes, it was an awesome, unexpected end to the story! Such a relief.A story of basketball, friendship, Twitter and damn wonderful luck. https://t.co/Rlo5OnNaAz https://t.co/uLlFICf23Z
9/21
2016
@bedfordpd Thank you for posting this and helping us reunite with our missing wedding ring! We'd been scouring the grounds for months.
9/16
2016
From egg to fledgling: Seventeen photos of baby robins growing up. https://t.co/7pAGx0GmoJ https://t.co/Yg9UfVlat4
9/15
2016
If you enjoy finding seven pairs of My Little Pony panties in a bird cage, then parenting is for you.
9/14
2016
Dear school, Will you marry me? https://t.co/Nks1ZADkTo https://t.co/Z53mP09zte
9/12
2016
When a 7-year-old boy plays Mad Libs... #buttsfordays https://t.co/06qDK7nxIU
9/10
2016
Why vitamins are ruining my life https://t.co/iOsel2Qu5d https://t.co/SdVwFK0n9L
9/9
2016
Sometimes, you just need a break https://t.co/aisM4r0dwp https://t.co/Krj6d8G7bj
9/8
2016
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7/27
2016
A balloon gives my kids a solid hour of entertainment: 3 minutes of fighting over who gets the balloon 57 minutes of crying after it pops
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezMy kids discovered the arm rest in back seat, so now they have something to argue about every second of each car ride. #summerfun
6/29
2016
My favorite part of summer vacation is the kids arguing seven hours a day. #parenting #wineclubsubscription
6/28
2016
Bye bye, beautiful blue eggs. Hello, newly hatched #robins. ❤️… https://t.co/T5H7g3UeI2
6/6
2016
#RIPAli #TheGreatest https://t.co/BtC1kToj3d
6/4
2016
Yes. We will. https://t.co/ETRPq2Ss5K
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez
5/31
2016
Do it. #happiness #mood https://t.co/WloiotYSsS
5/30
2016
I forgot I had this bag and was so happy to find it! #annetaintorhttps://t.co/oHDFm6QyW0
5/26
2016
Scary Mommy sharing #parenting truths. https://t.co/EuiGi6zNBf
5/24
2016
Quinn called me up to her room to show me this scene. "I laid out… https://t.co/6zcRnJoSah
5/20
2016
My son, 6, telling jokes: What did the porcupine say to the cactus? Me: You're a prick? Son: No. It says, Are you my mother? Me: Oh.
5/19
2016
#Mermaid crossing. ❤️ #marthasvineyard https://t.co/XEoxSiZCYfLast night's sunset. 😍🌅 #marthasvineyard #happiness https://t.co/CjLFl9upDI
5/11
2016
How long until I will be able to concentrate on life again? Damn, man. This hurts even worse today than yesterday. #Prince
4/22
2016
Apparently, I'm 10 because this book summary made me 😂. https://t.co/84q5GtewlA
4/5
2016
When your kids get up at 5:30. https://t.co/BAdjRvbY8M
4/1
2016
Time never moves slower than during the hour preceding the babysitter's arrival. #parenting
3/30
2016
Nothing like a little ocean air to cleanse the soul. #nubblelighthouse #maine #easter2016 https://t.co/PBZVr2iDA0
3/27
2016
The coolest dog ever is not allowed: http://t.co/lHXk4yKLb9
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezSome days I wake up & feel so crappy I wonder why I ever drink at all. Then my 5yo refuses to eat his cereal because it's wet & I remember.
Retweeted by Maisy FernandezMe: Yay, it's spring! Mother Nature: 🖕🏼 #newengland https://t.co/DCE13LXySl
3/21
2016
Birthday party aftermath. #parenting https://t.co/zmLqsR15HD
3/5
2016
Coworker: You're lucky you have kids. You get money back at tax time. Me: It's a good thing kids cost $0 to raise the rest of the year.
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez
2/13
2016
Long live the 1980s! #bighair #crimpingiron #mylittleponyhttps://t.co/CD6wqPSvlr
1/31
2016
#Sunday #parenting #magic #coffee https://t.co/Wogk5ibrcq
1/17
2016
Party Girl https://t.co/eQDjSdttsh https://t.co/Je3CU7tZdKPortrait of yours truly by my Superhero. That big smile *may* be… https://t.co/Np3pqZUaqw
1/2
2015
Resolve this! https://t.co/SPatuSAlrR https://t.co/5reyLGBiRV
12/30
2015
Merry, merry! https://t.co/XmhcRc7eRp
11/28
2015
I always tell my kids to do what makes their hearts sing. Her heart is… https://t.co/okoaYYuFyt
11/7
2015
Can't believe it's November. Gorgeous, warm day with no school! Perfect… https://t.co/m2ENaDSsId
11/3
2015
Autumn in New England takes my breath away. https://t.co/Rfa5eusdnH
10/20
2015
6:45 am: We are having a dance party to 80s pop wearing furry cat ears. I… https://t.co/YSn76eztuq
9/19
2015
@Thelaftoc thanks so much! :)
9/7
2015
It’s my Blogiversary! http://t.co/R8kK7UYqjm http://t.co/rWLsPrsxVJ
9/6
2015
Things you don't want to hear at 6:30am, before coffee: "Mom! I'm going to follow you everywhere you go!"
9/3
2015
Who knew a new bra could be so embarrassing? #parenting #momlife http://t.co/rFPcnByDRt http://t.co/1C0GLifdhz
9/1
2015
@MomResource thanks for the RT! :)Three stale pretzel Goldfish, Belle's mirror and ...? #parenting #momlife http://t.co/hcHrYCVBzK http://t.co/HEG3cX5VQK
8/31
2015
I wish the couple next to me at the bar would make out a little bit more. It's only 5pm, people. #bottomsup
8/29
2015
Sweet dreams are made of this... http://t.co/zdIuMNLc1U #SundayBlogShare #happiness #innocence
8/23
2015
Found this spelled in glitter letters at Michael's today. #mischief #deeznuts http://t.co/kbxKPJ2zFC
8/22
2015
Hangman is a great game to teach kids that if they don't learn how to spell, they could be put to death.
Retweeted by Maisy Fernandez
8/21
2015
Preschool meltdown in session because all 15,783 plastic food items won't fit in toy kitchen's microwave at once.
8/20
2015
Sweet dreams are made of this… http://t.co/RgxLhV80kv http://t.co/bXSUCMZ5O2
8/19
2015
On makeshift mammograms and ancient elephant innards http://t.co/ZuJXC9gphS http://t.co/DVf4CzdxFk
8/17
2015
My son, 6: Who wants me to MAKE IT RAIN?! Thank God he's just in the kiddie pool.
8/15
2015

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