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Mara Marek @MARAMAREK New York, NY

Puppy lover, gum swallower, joke slinger and host of @hnapod

985 Following   7,936 Followers   14,940 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/18/10


Sorry @justinbieber you’re not sounding like a “bad guy” with all that vibrato. Maybe should have left that song to @billieeilish
7/20
2019
Get you a manager you can barely stand 😘#letssellashowready #💪🏻 https://t.co/ySTUDQN48wI guess I have to buy fdr_the_bordercollie a home in Bridgehampton. Look how happy he is!!! https://t.co/57f1ofPYhN
7/18
2019
Me jumping into yer man’s DMs https://t.co/97lpno3cogAlso. Have you listened to the latest @HNAPod episode with my Canadian brother mralexpavone ITS SO GOOD! But mostly… https://t.co/tmwaQZysDX
7/16
2019
I will fucking cry. Ugly ass alligator tears. You know I will. I love you all so much. Seriously. Sorry, I had a li… https://t.co/AXj7gO0B0AI chased after a woman who blew through a crosswalk and almost hit three little kids to let her know what she did a… https://t.co/FsmGfuX18iI’m very sorry 😬😂😂😂♥️ https://t.co/DqoJPxx1JT
7/15
2019
Animal abuse https://t.co/uf9vzc5V0S
7/14
2019
I once went on a date with a dude that said he would never allow a dog in his bed. I excused myself to the restroom… https://t.co/fFwv5MDO81Looking for something to do on Saturday Night? Come see these comedians make you pee yourself this Saturday at 10:3… https://t.co/FdticF352D
Retweeted by Mara MarekWe all know how Saturday nights end: Dollar slice in hand, grease on chin, impulsive "U Up?" text left on read & re… https://t.co/NeW8uf1KKL
Retweeted by Mara MarekRT @StandUpNY: We all know how Saturday nights end: Dollar slice in hand, grease on chin, impulsive "U Up?" text le… https://t.co/zfr6vSsn4y
Retweeted by Mara Marekya hear that? @MARAMAREK and I are 💥DyNaMiC💥 on this week’s @HNAPod (i assume ‘dynamic’ means ‘mentally unstable’) https://t.co/OouHj6cWHV
Retweeted by Mara MarekFeminists: “I SUPPORT ALL WOMEN!!” Also every feminist: “I don’t know....there’s just something about her I hate”I haven’t showered in 3 days https://t.co/t68i3WzyVGNo YOU have intimacy issues https://t.co/9hmGcILb03
7/12
2019
Thank you 💕💕💕 cc @wendistarling 🙏🏼 https://t.co/NlRdZn7Fqw♥️ https://t.co/VrglGNohlg
7/11
2019
Never been prouder of an appearance. Thank you for having me on this pod @K8SGREAT & @mariecanderso Your pod diffic… https://t.co/R3gQFlvu6K
7/10
2019
RT @StandUpNY: LET'S 👏GET 👏THIS 👏BREAD 👏 Come on down this Friday night at 10pm for this delicious lineup featuring… https://t.co/knmI4mb8O6
Retweeted by Mara MarekI KNOWWW I said @HNAPod new drop day is Sunday...and it is!!! But I have some awesome episodes already recorded and… https://t.co/syRI0mFqfCYou guyssss!!!! My credit is the bread!! But for realsies. I’m at @standupny Friday and Saturday. So, come either,… https://t.co/sG5ii59gFj
7/9
2019
TWO EPISODES OF @HNAPod THIS WEEK?!?! What are we maaad;) actually, we changed our episode drop day to Sunday, so t… https://t.co/lwj2VLUn5cThis little angel is UP FOR ADOPTION!!! Ahhhhhhhh check her out at @fwfprescue not frank. The one that says ADOPT ME https://t.co/MP3Npmkf2W
7/7
2019
Just drove past Bloomingdales and whispered “I love you” and really, for the first time, meant it. I’ve been married 3 times @paddioche @smooth910 3I’ve been married the same amount of times as I’ve had lime disease...Got both out of my blood with a quickness! Si… https://t.co/ETLjeO5H9ZRT @StandUpNY: Oh yea... its going to be hot, but we've go the AC's blasting to cool of this fire line up! See you… https://t.co/uqhhvzsrCJ
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7/6
2019
I’ve done absolutely nothing today! Come on out and watch me talk for the first time @standupny 10pm then… https://t.co/k7Aa9GdIIF
7/5
2019
Must be a @MARAMAREK fan 😁😁😁 https://t.co/c0t3ZYe06V
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7/4
2019
Snack snack snack 📸 by @y2kolin 💕 Next rooftop show is July 15th WEATHER PERMITTING!! https://t.co/4D0ohLxiUsEveryone lookin tasty af!!! More perfect pics by @y2kolin https://t.co/I0eqjpYdwjAre you kidding me with these pics @y2kolin THEY ARE PERFECT!!! https://t.co/cHlGYuJE7N @PhilipS52197794 @TheCumiaShow @LandauDave No oneThank you everyone who came out to the rooftop show last night! Especially my dog fdr_the_bordercollie who shit on… https://t.co/mYR3i1do0o
7/2
2019
Happy Canada D’Eh!! Come celebrate tonight on @MARAMAREK rooftop! Wine, beer, pong, and comedy from some Canucks!… https://t.co/V8mKRAdwvP
Retweeted by Mara MarekI’m not Canadian, but I’ve had enough maple syrup to be one!!! Come celebrate Canada day and nurse that pride hango… https://t.co/hDLFNCZRrg
7/1
2019
I moved to LA on a whim with my best friend...like whim whim...she asked me on a Tuesday if I would go and we moved… https://t.co/Ta8T4FjR9xThank you so much♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/R7DBHZ7z0J
6/30
2019
@HNAPod 💕👏🏼💕 https://t.co/5r37FKglZD
6/29
2019
@NeauxBueno @HNAPod ♥️ @Punks4M Just eating the cake!!!Finally wrote my own review of @HNAPod 😬 but seriously, THIS IS MUTHAFUGGIN SAVAAAGE!!! 😂♥️😂 https://t.co/SJrhqJfzJYWeekend planzzz https://t.co/T4n2tLdwwDEverything’s fine https://t.co/Xhk9aXSgyc
6/28
2019
@TheObedinger Thank you Fatty McButterpants 💕 @MARAMAREK saying that @superhumman1234 wasn’t full speed on @TheCumiaShow didn’t get the laugh it deserved, great line
Retweeted by Mara Marek♥️👏🏼♥️ https://t.co/MrveeYTzgcEp 135 The Little French Boy Jamie Rabin https://t.co/BfzpSVyN4v
Retweeted by Mara Marek♥️ https://t.co/fSVnDjKECQThis is when he dives on the Microwave. @LandauDave @MARAMAREK https://t.co/CQIc1XWtwd
Retweeted by Mara Marek @tjhollie Whoop woop
6/27
2019
@MarineMike9707 @TheCumiaShow @LandauDave I will marry you ♥️♥️ https://t.co/tG5EMZtxjK!!STARTING NOW on https://t.co/emYIfzRQGL !! @TheCumiaShow w/ @LandauDave Guest: @MARAMAREK https://t.co/wmaLPlN3jg
Retweeted by Mara MarekROOFTOP SHOWS ARE BACK BABAY!!!! Come early, we gon party! The line up is insane, and the LINK IS IN MY BIO!! https://t.co/cuZHJf60fv♥️ https://t.co/VvJKInhufxWe aren’t sure what happened here, but we covered a lot! Tune in to hear this maniacal episode with @jamierabin93 a… https://t.co/MUXuUPv2jO
Retweeted by Mara MarekOn today’s @TheCumiaShow w/ @LandauDave Guest: @MARAMAREK https://t.co/emYIfzAfib https://t.co/6ze8gn9ub8
Retweeted by Mara MarekOn today’s @TheCumiaShow w/ @LandauDave Guest: @MARAMAREK https://t.co/XDfM5U64N9 https://t.co/yfcy64wqQX
Retweeted by Mara MarekMY FAVORITE LEETLE BOY COMES ON THE POD TODAY @jamierabin93 , she just flew in from her paddle boarding gig in Fran… https://t.co/GtI2Gqd2e5 @mtnbikerdenis @305miami6924 Just happy Never After (kick myself everyday in the foot for not going ily)
6/26
2019
New logo. Who dis?! 📸 by my favorite babe @deemgphoto Font by my best roomy cay_ferg Outfit (caution tape) by shane… https://t.co/GeQwXSxOWn @shecolem 💜This is the most Shelby tweet I have ever seen This is the only tweet Goodbye Twitter https://t.co/jy7K8mUfI0
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6/25
2019
My only regret in life is that misspell in my last tweetShark tried to attack a dog and the dog's friends avoided the attack https://t.co/XJb2oM2lSY
Retweeted by Mara Marek @RevUpNutrition Now that it’s over! Yes. And thank youThis President needs to be impeached.
Retweeted by Mara Marek @RevUpNutrition Pretty long distance I guess. I average about 28 miles a day, some days more, some less. Last year… https://t.co/6jMViBscHi @RevUpNutrition Sometimes. Not much. I ride my bike too much and get dehydrated 💪🏻🚲A man at the gym made me take off my headphones to tell me that I’m trying too hard, and I should just do those lit… https://t.co/N7MMZLop2O
6/23
2019
@RevPete @akidnamedrager Every gym needs this profit center. 98% would fail
6/22
2019
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PURE HAPPINESS?! Also. If my manager asks, I was editing video all day with zero interruptio… https://t.co/R20e1azPB1It was probably me! @ New York, New York https://t.co/wR2x2p0bfA
6/21
2019
Love seeing grouchy people in glitter. It’s like, I’m gonna hate everyone, but with sparkly flairConscious uncaking 📸captured by the unparalleled, milled-flour magician @deemgphoto (you should follow her or one o… https://t.co/PQcp6CkSBF
6/20
2019
Also. Hi 👋🏼 https://t.co/ceMeGMJZmSOK!!!! It’s all set! I’ll be speaking @podcastmovement in Orlando and then doing a live @HNAPod and show with my du… https://t.co/bblHscJSS7
6/19
2019
What the fuck...are you guys TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY?!?! I mean, ILL DO IT! Uuuugh...these reviews are heartbreaking… https://t.co/1jDu5g8A4jYOU GUYYYYS!!! RECORDING TODAYS @HNAPod was the most fun ever! @columtyrrell was an amazing guest despite his usual… https://t.co/ZKIvW7WQZu
6/18
2019
3 very different murder strategies https://t.co/Ltz6cgZ0gwHow many cameltoes are in this pic? 📸 by @ojcpics @ New York Health & Racquet Club https://t.co/dzqLZ1nwXZDemonstrating peak athleticism 📸 by @ojcpics directed by seekerandsought @ New York Health & Racquet Club https://t.co/7W0aOz7Td6"I want to look like myself, so I'm not gonna shower." @MARAMAREK ladies and gentlemen
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6/17
2019
This is the ONLY angle...but this caption tho 😂😂😂👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #Repost @FunhouseNYC ・・・ The explicitly intriguing… https://t.co/f6O0bPlwKN
6/15
2019
@seekerandsought Fade off into you pukingWrote another little ditty for @huffpostwomen follow the link in my bio for the full article! Feel free to share yo… https://t.co/2rGV7UPWSF
6/14
2019
Pro tip: Wear shorts if you are trying to hide your big head, your dick popping out will definitely keep them distr… https://t.co/ocPFpSlzA2Now I have 2 full snatches https://t.co/PVa9MRZybVI love you all. Way deep down in the subcockles of my heart 💜♥️💛💙😢 https://t.co/v2v4ZXqlrG
6/13
2019
On a night celebrating boy bands, we became the best girl group https://t.co/yrS8DzQ7ai
6/9
2019
When I finally get out of that traffic!!!! https://t.co/ISfZmfqRurWe have been stuck in nyc traffic for 2 plus hours. Still got love for all my haters (all energy is taken by pedest… https://t.co/8yi11pVRM3 @Mommybostic @JessicaKirson WAITS FOR RESULTS https://t.co/q2CZGOzymc
6/7
2019
I hope you find freedom from whatever is weighing you down, except you Jason...I HOPE IT DROWNS YOU! NamasteI was telling a friend that there are times when I get really depressed. She told me I should start juicing. I am s… https://t.co/8koWiKWWhR
Retweeted by Mara Marek @HouseHagen Was just exhausted and slow! Ha! Next time...I’ll be rested;)
6/6
2019
@NeauxBueno @HNAPod Hahhaha...flap jack tits 👏🏼
6/5
2019

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