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Mara Marek @MARAMAREK New York, NY

Puppy lover, gum swallower, joke slinger and host of @hnapod

987 Following   7,841 Followers   14,316 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/18/10


He must recognize me....#staringatmeduringmywholeworkout #dontbethisguy #creeeper @ Sterling, Colorado https://t.co/a2SjhxQdjC
9/19
2018
We flirt on the pod https://t.co/m3fPng3k2gJust posted a video https://t.co/MyoEhPiV8hJust posted a video https://t.co/osYiKDvGHaJust posted a video https://t.co/BlgP1i66P9Just posted a video https://t.co/uDkUVMXpKUOn ready @ City of McCook Fire Department https://t.co/Aiw1pBoFCRWe all covered our dicks for the pic #roomies https://t.co/mgDEJ3R2HzJust joined an 80s boy band #almosttocolorado https://t.co/k5rzZ8b9e8Thank you for all the donations!!! We filled the back of my truck so I’m sure we will fill up the storage closet to… https://t.co/HZgwEU54XJ
9/18
2018
@1RickLewis I want to slide into your dms, but it just won’t let me!!This is the supply closet for the domestic abuse shelter with services 7 counties of Nebraska, it’s basically bare.… https://t.co/Wf938j0LNw @1RickLewis hey! Riding my bike and stopping in Denver on a cross country comedy tour. Would love to come and chat… https://t.co/inzIT3gIEK @Swift818 Not worried about what any man sees...I see it with my own eyes 🙏🏼I’ve ridden 1400 miles or so and I still have cellulite. God is a mean girl, and the coffee was good. @ Sehnert's https://t.co/jTMXGtNZBDJust posted a photo https://t.co/d19jguvRGsJust posted a photo https://t.co/J3xGgta1raJust posted a photo https://t.co/EdvUpsWtxh♥️🐄 @ McCook, Nebraska https://t.co/BWkSDHc1PpI absolutely fell in love with this little calf today. It’s going to be auctioned off...if you love me, you can Ven… https://t.co/DuA417pTnn
9/17
2018
Most of the time...I just hug my own damn self! McCook, NE tomorrow 7pm, be prepared to hug, hard https://t.co/2R9EOyGsIiOh man... @bikelaughheal is front page news!!!! Thanks McCook!!! I need all 87 of you that live here to come to the… https://t.co/AlDJIvtas8We are settling into our new home just fine #mccook #firehouse @ City of McCook Fire Department https://t.co/60Zws2twhO
9/16
2018
And then after this...we switched #my♥️ #🐾 @ The Green Spot Omaha https://t.co/62OZADEDAoJustin Bieber looks like Magnum DUI https://t.co/Z8OJ0hxyv0
Retweeted by Mara MarekToday was incredibly challenging, awesome and fucking tough. The mileage and the inclines weren’t bad, but the devi… https://t.co/BU4S3UPHwu
9/15
2018
Ruined this pic by not being blonde!!! #nebraska #cumtown https://t.co/RkCh8p02NAI haven’t seen my lil bestie gofo in 10 years and we haven’t skipped a beat. We just need drmelaniept for the full… https://t.co/YIpFEN1Pkd
9/14
2018
I’m out here on the road crying!!! Thank you for the @HNAPod reviews guys!!! ♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/zuutRYE7K9We interrupt the daily booty post to talk about he scrilla of @bikelaughheal ...LOOK AT ALL THE AMAZING GENEROSITY… https://t.co/aDSHEpPY6z
9/13
2018
I have no friends . . . casualtownshow 📷 by @jordancolesucks https://t.co/5vyX4KIP82As we creep towards our 100th episode...I look back and realize...we haven’t learned a thing. New @HNAPod episode o… https://t.co/zEcSXX6Gvb
9/12
2018
I am literally obsessed with our new @bikelaughheal gear...OBSESSED! With every purchase you will be feeding a disp… https://t.co/UDTM2DnlqL#metoo https://t.co/BnYMn6vJG0 @ErikRivera I’ll be betterMy manager said I needed to keep posting sexy pics to gain followers so here you go. #idonthaveamanager @ Clive, Io… https://t.co/koNcqXYvy4
9/10
2018
@Yeah_Rob Hahah. Not THAT Nell!!!I thought putting together a tent after riding was going to be the hardest thing I did today, and then I tried to p… https://t.co/y9yuatYCpWHave @brooklinen will travel!!! #iloveoursponsors #somewhereinnebraska #iputthetenttogethermyselfhttps://t.co/IKs7dGnHg1Yo. Maybe little house on the prairie was filmed in Iowa, but everyone’s a bunch of NellsWith you @serenawilliams 💪🏼 #Repost kelseylcaine with get_repost ・・・ Serena Williams has always meant a lot to me a… https://t.co/qbdEP49uroWhen you have to stay in a questionable hotel to save money... @ Clive, Iowa https://t.co/oUQaFVSjsA
9/9
2018
🙏🏼 #Repost @wcspittsburgh with get_repost ・・・ Understanding. Empathetic. #Women, united. 💜 #audrelorde #quote #qotdhttps://t.co/rvkuNyF5f0I legit love @hollyroos also. Iowa is windy AF #Repost @hollyroos with get_repost ・・・ We had a great time with come… https://t.co/ANOPVbjMNvWe had a great time with comedian @maramarek on her @bikelaughheal comedy tour! Check out her schedule and go see h… https://t.co/x4dJUYYr61
Retweeted by Mara MarekExcited it’s finally cold enough to wear my @pbrbike kit!!! Honestly, best bike shop I have been to on this trip so… https://t.co/e5mIx0rgiW
9/8
2018
If you need me, today this is where I will be. I have an off day. Thankfully...giving my leg a minute to heal. And… https://t.co/2denwizqcKHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE PERSON ON THE PLANET. My child, my heart, my everything, the_glara I’ve been a heartb… https://t.co/1M3N45IeuxDan @hollyroos is the best kind of people. Thanks to @PreventAbuse309 and Elizabeth, a caseworker at the center, fo… https://t.co/CbfGwSGbO7
9/7
2018
“I put ice all the way up there inside...” me not telling any jokes just talking about how much my everything is so… https://t.co/K9HFMatHSGEvery Weekend is Awesome! Get your tickets NOW for: 9/6 : @MARAMAREK @BikeLaughHeal 9/7 - 9/8 : @KristenToomey 9… https://t.co/qBiTrEFwPL
Retweeted by Mara MarekTONIGHT!! From the @BikeLaughHeal comedy tour @MARAMAREK is HERE for one show at 8 pm!! Special guests… https://t.co/6W8IprrPzl
Retweeted by Mara MarekThursday at 8 pm, join us as we raise awareness for victims of domestic violence as we welcome @MARAMAREK from… https://t.co/ZnnpfFWGS8
Retweeted by Mara MarekTOMORROW NIGHT!! 8 pm We are thrilled to welcome @MARAMAREK (Happily Never After Podcast) and her @BikeLaughHeal co… https://t.co/RrwocsBJpm
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9/6
2018
The last few shows have been incredible. My clients have flown in from NYC to come to my shows, my cousins drove 4… https://t.co/HjI8ercHNwWhaaatttt!!!! @hollyroos comin in hot!!! 🚴🏼‍♀️♥️ #Repost @hollyroos with get_repost ・・・ Comedian @maramarekhttps://t.co/uBcg61iIFPFinally got to meet @geffjam 💕🙏🏼 #Repost @geffjam with get_repost ・・・ These two have gotten me through so many long… https://t.co/6nIIEhq8dJMy favorite night https://t.co/v3TDhUQKyx
9/5
2018
Just posted a photo https://t.co/pXlNDX4iXdOur writer @flipflops214 had a chat with @MARAMAREK and discussed an amazing bicycle tour, awareness of domestic ab… https://t.co/Ba5ryzCoP5
Retweeted by Mara MarekToday #ChicagoComedyGuide recommends @BikeLaughHeal at @UTGTheater! Cross-country bike tour with @MARAMAREK &… https://t.co/zlhJBK0qRX
Retweeted by Mara MarekNew episode of @HNAPod out today with @andrewtcollin ‘s uncle, he’s way smarter than us. Also, our show in Chicago… https://t.co/frNsebvTuI
9/4
2018
Thank you @petemcmurray and @wgnradio WHAT A FUN SHOW YOU HAVE!!! https://t.co/he2K0By08LTHIS IS TOMORROW! I’m here, I’m in epsom salt prepping for the show...do you have your tickets cuz there aren’t tha… https://t.co/Jot1rdzd9qYeah. I rode another 92 miles today but these ice baths make me want to die #10minutesmax https://t.co/HcyaR1MpCN
9/3
2018
My niece is a master manipulator and the best person I know. No one guilts me more but man do I love her!!!… https://t.co/NrqCsjVsQXGet your tickets at https://t.co/hZaDM4uAiq today for: @BikeLaughHeal @MARAMAREK 9/6 @KristenToomey 9/7 - 9/8… https://t.co/nbqX7DrqhP
Retweeted by Mara MarekPro tip. To get rid of a pulled psoas pain, accidentally get @biofreeze on your vag while you are adjusting your c… https://t.co/Ww01h4ztKHBye Indiana. I strangely miss you https://t.co/uGEV3YI5ESJesus, Frank is handsome AF. We are on our way to Chicago. Watch Andrew and I on WGN tomorrow morning and come to t… https://t.co/v6ie9aU1EIAhhhhhh...I love Indy!!!! What a night! We raised $540 for the @alexrdreuter these bishes are the best!!!!,… https://t.co/9R8ZwafI4c
9/2
2018
Just getting rid of some weird ass tan lines before the show at the first place I felt like I belonged.… https://t.co/dgTHSXPGZmTONIGHT INDY! I’m heading over after I sit in a bowl of ice!!! Join me for the ice, stay for the show! #Repost unwe… https://t.co/KZnZiWMSnj @MARAMAREK and her sister are biking 196 miles today to bring laughter and domestic violence awareness to Indy! Get… https://t.co/rOtLEUKEKz
Retweeted by Mara MarekThe entire trip was 196 miles. My sister did 51, Eric (her hubs) did 70 and I did 96. We overlapped so we could all… https://t.co/rrU8cNOqhz
9/1
2018
Comedian @MARAMAREK (Happily Never After Podcast) is biking across the country on a comedy @BikeLaughHeal tour rai… https://t.co/uPFKvbaTpk
Retweeted by Mara MarekWe are thrilled and honored to be part of @MARAMAREK 's @BikeLaughHeal comedy tour to end domestic abuse. Catch the… https://t.co/9ppHkVxAGJ
Retweeted by Mara Marekhttps://t.co/tOcZA7ISzKMy sister is making us ride all 196 miles today to Indianapolis so we will have a day off tomorrow. I can’t even se… https://t.co/rGdKXHswwrComedian Mara Marek is on a 4,100 mile odyssey to fight domestic violence - thank you, @MARAMAREK for great convers… https://t.co/DhnstealYA
Retweeted by Mara Marek @BicycleGarage @BicycleIndiana @BikeIndpls Comedian and @NYHRC trainer @MARAMAREK is riding her bike cross-country… https://t.co/KtWJUFLTna
Retweeted by Mara MarekMy cycling team today!!! #family https://t.co/yDHmis5r22
8/31
2018
It’s ok Mara, we ❤️ the crunch too 😉 lovely time with you today! Everyone come out to comedyoffbroadway tonight! Sh… https://t.co/SuXXaiYaLW
Retweeted by Mara MarekYeah. I’m a fucking angel for giving all the money to shelters. But I’m still vain af. Road Botox. See you all toni… https://t.co/JNEEqfiMloTonight! comedyoffbroadway in Lexington. My sister is here to bike with me and wants to go all 152 miles to Indiana… https://t.co/ObFQQB7tIR
8/30
2018
This...and in reading that, that’s about two women...#18secondread #fuckabusers #donate #beaware #liveyourlifehttps://t.co/UjPXWRNiIFThis show is tonight. I love everyone on this line up. I’m positive you will too!! All proceeds to go the… https://t.co/Pq76syPaAf♥️🐾❤️ https://t.co/MK205iSVRwThank you @Local12 for letting frank and I come and talk about @BikeLaughHeal happening tonight at @TaftsBrewingCohttps://t.co/1Gfxu0B0h5🚴🏼‍♀️📷 @TaftsBrewingCo https://t.co/w9M0rTa9ceThe giggling in the background was 100% me 😳 Such a great episode—I had to leave the room on numerous occasions 😂 https://t.co/KktLIUMA6o
Retweeted by Mara MarekToday @HNAPod had the most amount of downloads it has ever had in its history. And Andrew and I literally phoned it… https://t.co/pk0SclHcg7
8/29
2018
Just posted a video https://t.co/fj835yx8XFDon’t recognize evil, google evil, we are too dumb to know what evil is...New episode of @HNAPod up from the road!!… https://t.co/l7MDKMqYxZdynamite show this Wednesday with the wonderful @MARAMAREK wednesday at tafts brewporium! https://t.co/aOafz8qYlR
Retweeted by Mara Marek @uofcincy First week back? Take a study break and help @MARAMAREK end domestic violence with laughter—join her at… https://t.co/IJkAeml7hP
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8/28
2018
I ate three mics last night I was so hungry https://t.co/Tvs3c7K9GuHey. Does anyone know how to ride a bike thousands of miles AND digest food?Finally got my first injury. So here’s a pic of me picking at my face while pictured with my new love “cup-o-epsom-… https://t.co/xC5bc5Luij
8/27
2018

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