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Mara Marek @MARAMAREK New York, NY

Puppy lover, gum swallower, joke slinger and host of @hnapod

983 Following   7,760 Followers   14,639 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/18/10


Last week, I saw a woman stand up to a crazy man who was threatening to beat her up, now this...we ready and we are… https://t.co/WSXMUWdaWp
2/21
2019
This is the song translation of this tweet. https://t.co/yx6t1erSWt calm down Tyler https://t.co/XnTtbTk6X1
2/20
2019
Check out our new episode featuring @MARAMAREK ! We discuss everything from proposal etiquette to divorce etiquette… https://t.co/ZGSPiqeBpo
Retweeted by Mara MarekGive it a listen buttholes... https://t.co/tLoMS4ncpG
Retweeted by Mara MarekHey heyyyyy!!! @theycallmeahri guest hosts for the pudds @andrewtcollin on the latest ep of @HNAPod! We get deeeeep… https://t.co/1D8SJTQkKbWHERE IS THIS MAN? ♥️🐾 https://t.co/O6RGsvriivWe can both cum!!! Fun stuff with this one...we will let you in on it;) https://t.co/Sbv3kFrFPB
2/19
2019
My mascara is also on point today.... https://t.co/cN1PRAGXJEJust posted a podcast q in @maramarek ‘s ig story. Should we have George on as a guest??? Please answer there!! https://t.co/cy5rEUCZMk
Retweeted by Mara MarekWill y’all go in my story and answer my @HNAPod question...izzzz important. Also. Can someone pay my con Ed bill th… https://t.co/2cBuxLoYP4
2/18
2019
I’m about all this... #Repost @wendistarling ・・・ coming soon... #Repost @hewespictures ・・・ The next feature in our… https://t.co/T54rOUJ7FF
2/17
2019
No filter. @standupny tonight. All this will be there starting 6pm... https://t.co/GeF6pFD2rRYou probably fill it out better https://t.co/yb6MfLt83BThrow this on real quick to clean the apartment https://t.co/mi9kbEDfzQEssence ♥️ https://t.co/R6BsP4XuO7
2/16
2019
Men are not like dogs! Everyone needs to stop saying that. Dogs are loyal and loving and affectionate and intuitive… https://t.co/fMyYDhi30WMy new boyfriend. Sucker for tats https://t.co/0Pw8B3RXVS
2/15
2019
One show...weird start. Next...didnt do so great, but you gotta try things out, last one...taught everyone how to c… https://t.co/UmS9lTzXTP
2/14
2019
🎶My comedy brings all my chins to the yard🎶 https://t.co/SkjYKeeMWWI like to wear my blankets mostly out of the house. Three shows tonight, planning on also wearing my pillows… https://t.co/QLYaB4baBkFREE Comedy tonite at 8pm at @creekandcave Come warm your cold, cold heart with us. I've got @AshleyBRobertshttps://t.co/3or38Ri012
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2/13
2019
These are some of the shows I’m on in the next couple of days. Won’t....You join me?!?! Or get sloppy drunk with me… https://t.co/DGiqEdRHNP“I don’t believe you, but...go on” . . . #thisphotowasjustemailedtome #ididntevenironmyshirthttps://t.co/3MlmOS6nhP⚠️⚠️ Single People⚠️⚠️ You're gonna be all sad and stuff on Thursday, so why not come out tomorrow night and get so… https://t.co/RLkcF56BfO
Retweeted by Mara MarekWe got a special Friday Primetime Show this Thursday (wait, whutttt) at @BlackCatLES at 10:30 pm. Valentine’s Day… https://t.co/IiN7ktexMp
Retweeted by Mara MarekheyNY @VUndergroundNYC 8pm tonight @LennyMarcusNYC 8pm @littlefieldnyc @kingfirestorm @Justsydnyc @emanifiquehttps://t.co/xsQyei6cWx
Retweeted by Mara Marek @andrewtcollin is out of town so I invited these two models to fill in for him on @HNAPod such a funnnnn new episod… https://t.co/haM6baVNc8
2/12
2019
TOMORROW!! Killer lineup and awesome products! $10 tickets online & all proceeds go to @RAINN @littlefieldnyc Tick… https://t.co/rKXv4OfAXY
Retweeted by Mara MarekThank you...Godspeed 💕 https://t.co/O9I4FRREWbMonday motivation. Take on the day! https://t.co/27ysSWcIUkFrank finally found his real mom #twinmaniacs #adoptdontshopforyourfriends https://t.co/8iqiWO5c6H
2/11
2019
Just put all my shows for next week in my Instagram story...I’m not responsible enough to update my website so get… https://t.co/dHHgoyEOu0St Valentine's Eve Massacre!! Wednesday 8pm @danlicatasucks @hackcomstock @MARAMAREK @samrubinoff @elisairshttps://t.co/8o7bERMT2m
Retweeted by Mara MarekMe, convincing myself my dress isn’t too tight https://t.co/TULNGdjKgSHates me https://t.co/N46IBXBlhE
2/9
2019
@DannyPalmerNYC All love ❤️My lil dad is in an intense open heart surgery. An ice storm prevented my trip back home but is also fucking with t… https://t.co/uvkIaZgogSDon’t sleep on @dannypalmernyc he puts on a great show every Friday. He is an amazing host and can take a pic of yo… https://t.co/LLTf7m6yc5My dog doesn’t give a fuuuuuuuck https://t.co/L9LX0zFL2l
2/8
2019
On this show next week benefiting @rainn buuut seriously. I’m super pumped about this line up and no one puts toget… https://t.co/wgggmO6x7nMe: “I should really get some writing done” Also Me: @ Outbreak Fitness https://t.co/rD9cfBX7nbI’ve been 36 for the past 18 years
2/7
2019
Stop following Fat Jew and Fuck Jerry. They are thieving scum and shouldn’t profit from hard working comedians actu… https://t.co/sZ3NwEgywX
2/5
2019
I LOVE @rustandfray high fashion handbags AND SUSTAINABLE...check them out. They are the shiiiiiit 💕👏🏼 #Reposthttps://t.co/yqc522cDuI
2/3
2019
If I go a few days without posting a thirst trap, I lose followers so. Here you go, happy casual Saturday 💦… https://t.co/LqcUAUfLClToday is my first wedding anniversary. I don’t know how long we were married, and I guess I’ll never know.… https://t.co/uZb6pUXgnU
2/2
2019
Always wanted to do a pistol, but can’t quite get there??? Try scaling it with a trxtraining and bosu_fitness and m… https://t.co/hN8gbyHAVLWhy don’t just say “you’re tired” it’s just as interesting. https://t.co/UsioFIWx06
1/31
2019
Losing a friend, Shark Tank and straight toes https://t.co/HZNdc8Dy6c
Retweeted by Mara MarekThanks @MARAMAREK you're hella amazing too!!! https://t.co/FhWvOmQxpb
Retweeted by Mara MarekI can’t figure out my GoPros so here is a shot of my @rustandfray bag... check out this amazing sustainable handbag… https://t.co/0eipuFEJJE
1/30
2019
How I got off stage last night when I couldn’t find the stairs! https://t.co/OHhpIY3jTqSomeone reported this photo cuz I said I was a nun dat likes to fuck. Hahaha. Ohhhhh....your sad, judgmental life.… https://t.co/wskbu1RMbEGetting important content for @HNAPod @andrewtcollin https://t.co/gMcRq08amRThe boys are back with the People's Champion, American hero, comedian, @MARAMAREK her cross country bike trek, text… https://t.co/AIDWD1og8Q
Retweeted by Mara MarekI’m like a nun, that fuuuux https://t.co/S3xoV3gbDD
1/29
2019
@jeremyexplains @ProfessorDoye Woohooo!!! See you tonight !!Well, @ProfessorDoye and @MARAMAREK on the same bill makes a tenuous connection between two parts of my life. Shoul… https://t.co/AgYN7I3E6v
Retweeted by Mara Marekyou comin to party tonight?!? @ArlenesGrocery 8pm. DJ & dance party after! Comedians come hang! Feat. @SarahSquirmhttps://t.co/jUnRJvBz11
Retweeted by Mara MarekWas just gifted the only pics I have of my second wedding. That dress was like 12 grand. You’re welcome #tbt https://t.co/EQ6Vyv5WeB
1/28
2019
Soulmate!!!! https://t.co/WwhMFVlXOR
1/27
2019
MONDAY!!! @MarciaBelsky, @fareeeezy, @JamieRabin93 & I start our residency @ArlenesGrocery!!! Come for the comedy.… https://t.co/nBFe4zQs0w
Retweeted by Mara MarekTonight! LIVE FROM OUTER SPACE! with @myqkaplan @SarahSquirm @imandyhaynes @MARAMAREK @justydodge @Raanancomedyhttps://t.co/wp0Kjqd2G8
Retweeted by Mara MarekFb fo KB. Enjoy your Friday y’all https://t.co/5hsjqQGPVQ
1/25
2019
Every girls photo album when they trying to get that perfect selfie #beserious #nohalfsmile #ohhthatwascreepyhttps://t.co/vyI924ETlfGet it Girl kickoff on 2/12 @littlefieldnyc Hosted by the hilarious & lovely, @Justsydnyc! Sponsored by awesome fem… https://t.co/Ri3BZNgz0U
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1/24
2019
🔥TONIGHT🔥 https://t.co/lWe1dus5Cu
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1/23
2019
I’m so confused. And heartbroken. Goodnight sweet friend. RIP Kevin. Who do I send all those random texts to now? https://t.co/o0tf8fRLFANext comes the locusts... https://t.co/6VYdYOoWynHOT NEW SHOW @ArlenesGrocery !! Come hang & party, we have the place all night!! Hosted by @kelsey_caine,… https://t.co/XNw7XCWY7g
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1/22
2019
I haven’t been bothered by the weather. I just haven’t thought about it or gone outside!
1/21
2019
This is not the best time to post this, but I’m at dinner ignoring people https://t.co/VOtvFBDwt3
1/20
2019
If your dreams aren’t delving you into depths of sleep deprivation you didn’t think were possible...ARE YOU EVEN PA… https://t.co/vmeCjzRg0xI’ll be at @comedyatthepear tonight. Party starts at 8...let’s lose some teeth https://t.co/G2TzAHHtAr“How’s 2019 going for you so far?” Me... https://t.co/hH8B2hdQJE
1/19
2019
I’m at @blackcatles tonight! Fun starts at 8pm!!! https://t.co/nD55EBwZzw
1/18
2019
We are back together for a special ep!!!!! @andrewtcollin and @maramarek are in the same room for this one! It gets… https://t.co/IjmHBQd6Ga
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1/17
2019
Hell yes Emily Winter!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/lgUoCqDbqSI’m a professional https://t.co/7a8j8s3kl7
1/14
2019
@mrchapel Just the wine bottleMe 2008 https://t.co/X6M0nnkXBHMe 2008 https://t.co/YxOKH3cO54Stoked to start this new show at @ArlenesGrocery on 1.28 hosted by @kelsey_caine, @fareeeezy, & @MarciaBelsky. Line… https://t.co/Qq0638DIs6
Retweeted by Mara Marek👏🏼💪🏻 #Repost @jamierabin93 with get_repost ・・・ So excited to kickoff this new show at Arlene’s Grocery on 1.28!! Ho… https://t.co/AjG0nj2Dls @MARAMAREK We are cute https://t.co/db2bOt2Rta
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1/13
2019
Murder? Sure, I’ll come along...nah, I don’t need to know what he did.. . . 📸 by @jordancolesucks https://t.co/ZlZZcuuKYUI KNEW I HAD A PIC OF US TOGETHER!!! Happy birthday to this piece of sunshine @katiecompa Sorry it’s late. Every ti… https://t.co/1Jy4Z8WLDrThis one (George) is putting on a Special dining event next weekend...he can’t see out of those glasses and he does… https://t.co/lJF6I5HGZ8
1/12
2019
I started a fight on the train with tourists who were taunting and taking pics of a homeless woman. I ran behind a… https://t.co/DoIVuqtovcThe thing is...I was never listening” . . 📸 by @jordancolesucks 🙏🏼 https://t.co/xEfjHQLfhoThank you @MARAMAREK for being an awesome model and making us laugh so much! 💖💖💖 https://t.co/ctZ1NUHtgA
Retweeted by Mara MarekMy lips are crushing dry January
1/11
2019
First day on the job after lying on my resume https://t.co/Ed4ojZ7ajjI don’t need a boyfriend. I have yours https://t.co/xLtHUwJMji
1/10
2019
I have 10,944 photos in my phone 97% are screenshotsMy boyfriend, who was featured on @foodnetwork #chopped and famously broken up with on @HNAPod episodes 106, 107 an… https://t.co/6pVfpHg7lR
1/9
2019
Thank you @rustandfray for introducing me to my new #modellife #Repost @rustandfray with get_repost ・・・ Mara Marek… https://t.co/dqqpEZdSlSMy milkshake brings all my chins to the yard https://t.co/S0Agwp8Exo
1/8
2019
New year. Same old traps. I thought my dad was dying, but he didn’t, so here’s my ass #fbffirstthotpic https://t.co/jcSVFnJy8sI’ve trained medaling olympians, pro-athletes, cancer patients, cancer survivors, clients that want to lose 10 lbs,… https://t.co/DSFKbNU2kk
1/4
2019

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