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Mara Marek @MARAMAREK New York, NY

Puppy lover, gum swallower, joke slinger and host of @hnapod

988 Following   7,821 Followers   14,489 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/18/10


Shopping for that sweet holiday D! #dresser https://t.co/K9zyL9BaA5 @justinperez Hahahhaha. I’m an idiot @justinperez ITS HAPPY NEVER AFTET @justinperez Oh god noMy ex: “you called me a loser in your Instagram post” Me: “oh calm down, you are one” happy Holidays!Eating season is here and the average American gains 5lbs over the holidays which goes directly to that midsection.… https://t.co/XxjgVy060x
11/21
2018
@Onehungryjew1 from girlsgottaeatpodcast joins @andrewtcollin and @maramarek we talk bouncing back from a break up,… https://t.co/wriRqE6s4T
Retweeted by Mara MarekAaahhhh!!! I love @Onehungryjew1 , this ep of @HNAPod was so fun! I was ugly crying laughing...also, sorry about ou… https://t.co/umskUHTKZF
11/20
2018
Should have gone pants, and no shirt https://t.co/6Zd1arf72jIncredible night. Incredible. Here’s to 2 more years! This episode will be out next Tuesday...thank you soundlounge… https://t.co/btr2Rk95uMI don’t know what I’m doing with my mouth. This night was incredible#2yearanniversary of @HNAPod #periodstainhttps://t.co/hX68AI3qqPMy babe maggiethegr8 from @brooklinen SHE GIVES ME LIIIFE ♥️ https://t.co/Ktbv89igRDHappy to be home https://t.co/pG7fKHP7vL
11/19
2018
BACK IN DA GYM!!!! Lifting about 45% of what I used to do...but gonna creep back towards that max!!! Come work out… https://t.co/Xku6qMEvpNHahhahaha 👏🏼 https://t.co/0ZAH71HrXFJust posted a photo https://t.co/8GIogkxVj9What a fun weekend of sold out shows @CitySteam with this Aussie Greek! @comedianjim #finallymetafunnyone;) @ City… https://t.co/OHEZwT5aVKI wonder if this guy was hit by his own driver also...Jesus https://t.co/AgmglXP8B1
11/18
2018
Just posted a video https://t.co/6zljagRIg7The first show is sold out, and there are only a few tickets left for the second show, so get on it!!!! @CitySteamhttps://t.co/ykXCyP5ZZIRelationship status: just sliced my finger moving my razor and counted that as shavingFirst show tonight is sold out. May have some tix available at the door, but a few left on the 10pm show!… https://t.co/PRMUePyK6TWhenever you go through a breakup, everyone’s go to is..”there’s so many dudes that want you...you’ll find someone”… https://t.co/nMQosNVllLSave a dog, leave a dick ♥️ #myfuckingdogissocute #bestfriend #bestdog #mybaby @ Hartford, Connecticut https://t.co/RcW7moJEM8
11/17
2018
Just posted a photo https://t.co/jA4pFgNnGV @CitySteam all weekend long!!!!! I tried to get clean for you. First show tonight at 8!! @ Hartford, Connecticut https://t.co/5odmcfbjQ9 @derek_humphrey Omg, me tooo!!!It’s ok to be sadThanks for the past two years of @HNAPod , here’s to 20 more!!! I don’t know what Andrew is doing with his leg thou… https://t.co/YNTXdOXI1rWhat an amazing night. What an amazing close to an awesome three months. Thank you everyone that performed tonight,… https://t.co/MtQgq4NEYs
11/16
2018
♥️💔♥️ https://t.co/U3mZWSW0s3🙏🏼 the show is tonight. @ Nike World Campus https://t.co/xaLnsGblhwTONIGHT, we are celebrating because I’m finally back in NYC, ALIVE! (It was hit or miss a cpl of times). The party/… https://t.co/lADoLlNdkhThis is tonight!!!! We are recording a live podcast moshed with a comedy show moshed with a party...cuz I’m finally… https://t.co/rYglQ241QuThis is my little niece when she was a flower girl at my second wedding! TOMORROW! We will be celebrating two years… https://t.co/gDa9gqxIDj
11/15
2018
Being single is awesome, except when you leave the toilet paper on the stove and go pee and then waddle out trying… https://t.co/kb15J815iJPost nude photo on ig. Newest 3 followers all have “love Jesus” in their bio. God is goodI only own an air mattress @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/nIu8BAwFXK
11/14
2018
“But boots weigh like 12 lbs each though” -me getting weighed at the doctorsTHIS WEEK! @MARAMAREK & @AndrewTCollin host comedians @TimJDillon, @seanytime , @JessicaKirson ,… https://t.co/sR1N3LFNV8
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11/13
2018
We took 38 photos for the new @HNAPod episode coming out tomorrow and @andrewtcollin decided this one is not it. Ne… https://t.co/6X92rrNtTm @SuperX459 Hahah. NopeI’m all feels now. It’s gross https://t.co/EGlsLd0I4GBreaks up, slams door... Brain: “Don’t do it...” “Seriously...” “Stop repeating the pattern” “Are you really consi… https://t.co/zDIc64B9IaYou’re welcome boiiiiz https://t.co/JXawoK9pqh
11/12
2018
Been getting a lot of messages about how inspiring that whole ride was and what an angel I am, and although I absol… https://t.co/obAiZPouyX
11/11
2018
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/PRDTPs4i7EHey guys! Back in NYC!!!! Having a party/show with some hilarious friends on Thursday for finally getting off, (of… https://t.co/MYg1vrgouR
11/10
2018
Pretty accurate https://t.co/AVDcmOIGRe♥️👀 https://t.co/8WQatTISyn
11/8
2018
John Elway endorsed a Supreme Court candidate on Broncos letterhead. The owner of the Cardinals endorsed a Suprem… https://t.co/PewrUw6l2d
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11/7
2018
@Mags003 We are! I think it’s happy health!!! They are awesome!These people are my whole heart! They are my loving family AND put together an amazing last show for me on this tou… https://t.co/rR2sdRV2jrI once had a boyfriend that said he didn’t like dogs. He died that day. Not Anyway. Please vote. It really does mak… https://t.co/TTsMTdPQI0
11/6
2018
I like to stay awake for approx 51 hours before I make any major life decisions. Would anyone like to join me in bu… https://t.co/zvHGI8yUAf
11/4
2018
And that’s a wrap! Logged 4100 miles on the bike. Another 1200 ride/drive up the west coast. One hit by a car. One… https://t.co/WnBSbEwvDRMy cousins are fuckin rad. This was taken 5 minutes before we fainted from raging (5 minutes after the show and we… https://t.co/4oXvqn67fn
11/3
2018
Last night, after hot yoga and soaking in a tub I fainted in public, naked, scraped my chin and knee and laid under… https://t.co/muhkFk2gYY#FBF to Monday in Portland, where we raised $614 for raphaelhousepdx and my bestie @AmberAlbin put on this epic jul… https://t.co/5Xp8LXXPGB
11/2
2018
That last boat is making 👀 @ Port Townsend Boat Haven https://t.co/97gFIcST1dYo. If my Apple Watch tells me to stand one more time...I JUST RODE MY BIKE 4100 MILES, GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK, WH… https://t.co/mg59oSWrfIDo I go with the smoked Gouda or do I listen to this guy talk about his whore ex wife? His words...Oh heyyy...I’m coming home! I will have been on this bike tour for three months and Happy Never After will be turni… https://t.co/nakM97qEqwPublic bather 🛁 . . . But for reals, this was a sick ass Himalayan salt soak, which help with skin issues, includi… https://t.co/XpZnTDVusX
11/1
2018
Happy Halloween!! The hilarious @MARAMAREK was on You Can Tell Me Anything confessing a SPOOKY STORY that gave me n… https://t.co/UrKHWcadEY
Retweeted by Mara MarekWe wore these outfits again while we recorded tellmeanythingpod . I have seen ghosts. Of these outfits past...downl… https://t.co/IKtBq1d78jI’m happy af being basic. 🍁 @ Port Townsend, Washington https://t.co/9AeQUmggkK
10/31
2018
NEW @HNAPod EPISODE!!!! And we talk with my bestie @AmberAlbin WHO WAS AT A BUNCH OF MY WEDDINGS. Actually...not ev… https://t.co/lhtEBT087YThe best night of my liiiiiiife!!! Thank you Portland! You people are beautiful. ♥️💕 @ The Siren Theater https://t.co/88g8Bv1wZS
10/30
2018
I wrote another blog about this tour. It’s supposed to be about my time in LA, but it ended up to be about how… https://t.co/9gQQXTIo0GThis. Is. TONIGHT! PORTLAND! @AmberAlbin and I just got back from the gym. We have stretched and we are ready. Are… https://t.co/UJ8V4L9oK1
10/29
2018
Hanging at nikeworldcampus was one of the coolest parts of this tour by far. I’m trying out for the football team w… https://t.co/UbBcqvuPnhPORTLAND!!! Just finished my training day at the nikeworldcampus preparing for tomorrow’s show with this awesome cr… https://t.co/rBmGj5iqAsWanna feel the heat with someboday 🎶 @ Lake Oswego, Oregon https://t.co/A5A87CNJPi
10/28
2018
@stacymarielyons finally finished her role on eyes wide shut. But now I’m half bald! See you at the show! https://t.co/dN3x4Ky3aR
10/26
2018
Nora Ephron was 51 when she directed her 1st movie. Nancy Meyers was 49. Their kids were grown. If you're a women w… https://t.co/6hfBOnruFO
Retweeted by Mara Marek @clarabijl Well. You’re French. We can’t expect too much...so you’re killing it!!!Hahaha!!! I love your realistic goal setting. You’re an example to the world! https://t.co/Dz0Y03mHtJMy favorite human @ Punch Line Sacramento https://t.co/A5SYgf3KHyThese women. Are everything. And you will love them too if you don’t already. @maureenlangan and @clarabijl crush.… https://t.co/sr5sGlpEwbFriendship sometimes means wiping yo friend’s face with a napkin @ Punch Line Sacramento https://t.co/g3k4bap025Hey! @PressHerald didja know comedian and former pro cyclist @MARAMAREK rode her bike 4K miles to get to ‘ya? https://t.co/EnBReyiY2t
Retweeted by Mara MarekIt's here! It's here! It's here! @MaraMarek and @AndrewTCollin are back to get you through the rest of hump day. RA… https://t.co/jUfOlvnFpm
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10/25
2018
Last time I performed at @punchlinesac I drove up with @HaileyButter in my Jeep with no top from LA. We didn’t have… https://t.co/2RG26a5qPKBen wanted to keep it serious and I wanted to talk about lady truck drivers. This was a fun pod!!! #Reposthttps://t.co/UXL0haJ95o#PDX PORTLAND! @MARAMAREK 's @BikeLaughHeal tour is headed to the #SirenTheater on October 29. Get your tickets at… https://t.co/nAXla7BDG7
Retweeted by Mara MarekThere’s a full moon and my tarot cards said I need to let go of baggage...so let’s get emotional tonight together… https://t.co/GvJReg8RvO*SAN FRAN! Don’t miss this last show in Cali! There are only 22 seats left!!! Tickets avail at… https://t.co/9txdjpH8VbHow’s the weather back east? https://t.co/vhNzLT4AvAThey put Alcatraz so close to the main land so the prisoners would be psychologically fucked. They could all hear w… https://t.co/z1hjFHAXYz
10/24
2018
The world can be a spinning turbine of emotions and obstacles. It can throw you down, chew you up and spit you out,… https://t.co/fDdXTmXWp3#sanfrancisco listeners! @maramarek has shows both tonight (at Precita Cafe) and October 25. You can catch… https://t.co/gLMRjWCS31
Retweeted by Mara Marek @sjroberts8686 @HNAPod Ahhh...I mean didn’t you already since you finished an Ironman in 2 1/2 minutes?!!!Thanks, @SFNewsfeedus for sharing our Oct 25 show and @MARAMAREK 's incredible journey with #SanFrancisco ! COME OU… https://t.co/WACENy7XJL
Retweeted by Mara MarekThanks @SFNewsfeedus for spreading the good word cc: @NYHRC ♥️ https://t.co/lNso0wCjfxThis bitch is funny!!!! Follow my babe @ChelseaBearce ♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/QNhJEI7Xu9
10/23
2018
SAN FRANCISCO!!! Two opportunities to see me. Tonight!!! At Precita Park Cafe at 7. And Thursday. @MutinyRadio_SF !… https://t.co/DG7sGYHmQjHey! @BrokeAssStuart ! She made it! (https://t.co/wDuWQjTWzT) https://t.co/hokeWGatHH
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10/22
2018

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