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This Is My Jam @Marcos_El_Malo San Miguel de Allende

I accept the challenge. I will get back up. My motto: When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Gringo writer living in Mexico, loves dogs and punk rock.

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Joined Twitter 12/28/07


Feeling nostalgic for the days when this video could perfectly explain American politics. https://t.co/Kf5xeKZMjC @TheRickWilson We know why. He got a call from the head office, “Why are our friends getting indicted, Regional Man… https://t.co/6rilJ9XeMN"Dude you can't walk around the mall eating a 12 inch sub from Mr Sub right out of the bag like it's a fuckin burri… https://t.co/n6zhTupwBN
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @AndyRichter Send Kid Con Jr. NRA Lobbyists, because sweaty middle aged men with cigar butts stuffed in their talk… https://t.co/ROhk5rYhKOIf the MAGA crowd thinks that the outspokenness of the Parkland teens is the result of Svengali-like Democrat organ… https://t.co/GE5zszxzzX
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2/19
2018
@Marcos_El_Malo @ccaitlinss @509Gorda Eat your fucking jello
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @bballisgr8 @ericgarland Amazing how sophisticated the Russians have gotten in imitating the tackiness of a Trump lover. @IreneEggink @NoahAbel @ericgarland @andie910 You don’t know how lucky you are, boys, Back in the NuSSR. @ericgarland @ewbarnard Nice reporting by @dwillmannews @desusnice How is it that the Duchess of York is still on our radar? @Official_DSA @GarenMeguerian @MichaelJMorell I block troll and bot accounts. @VviewSsonicMair @TeaPainUSA @farkleanni You’re joking, but I had to think about to whom TP was referring. @ccaitlinss @509Gorda Pro-tip: not eating your jello is grounds for extending the hold. Eat your jello. @TeaPainUSA https://t.co/4gOQQkjj7N
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Retweeted by This Is My Jam @JoinTheBeast @iknowrashad @TwiterVibes They both happy.I’m going out for a bit. I caught a mouse and I need to go release him/her in the little park in the rich people’s neighborhood. @ccaitlinss @509Gorda There’s “can’t get out of bed” breakdowns, and there’s “why aren’t you eating your jello?” br… https://t.co/8wKqPnRr1Osometimes i wonder if y’all have actually had a mental breakdown https://t.co/HluFHxLmpH
Retweeted by This Is My JamCc @SwiftOnSecurity https://t.co/Jhexv7sBMe @PaperFury @dynamicsymmetry re: No chocolate I am constantly finding myself in the condition of no chocolate, desp… https://t.co/bkKTdTOD38 @cvazd @509Gorda What the frac did I just watch? @JenKirkman It’s coming from the top down, and maybe the candidate himself isn’t the one at the top.I called this shit on the left so so long ago - https://t.co/3nAVzIy9En
Retweeted by This Is My JamBarry Jenkins held a Q&A after a screening I went to. Older White Woman: Barry, devastatingly beautiful film. So,… https://t.co/FEi3eSqSqj
Retweeted by This Is My JamThis right wing talking point was vomited by True Progressive Bernie Sanders TODAY. https://t.co/tOSXam4sOk
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @BlueNGoldJoe @Patrickesque Excuse me, but where did you get the impression the right actually wants gun violence to end in Chicago?
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @Splitcoil @GreatDismal Would love y'all's help getting the #VetsForGunReform hashtag out. https://t.co/ECBjSN7rGz
Retweeted by This Is My JamOh, and to pre-empt the inevitable dipshit gun enthusiasts, if you want to lecture me about why such a weapon is no… https://t.co/ncrXlza6sf
Retweeted by This Is My JamThe *modular* nature of the AR-15 *system* makes it unprecedentedly problematic in terms of effective legislation a… https://t.co/ug9ceNmxtl
Retweeted by This Is My JamNon-vets: don't let #2A vets tell you there's no difference between these, because every vet KNOWS they'd prefer to… https://t.co/Dv9wZbRPST
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @vfxgordon @tcalaquilac @MediocreJedi I’m oversimplifying this, but if printer mfgrs can create technologies to pre… https://t.co/PMvO05TKht @MediocreJedi It would be highly useful for experts to separate cosmetic and functional differences. And if it was… https://t.co/kZm4U5EH5R @GreatDismal Torque those wingnuts. @UncleButler @GreatDismal His short story collection, White Fang Goes Dingo, is pretty good, too, although Camp Con… https://t.co/9gPMiEhnssYou can tell I’m a Los Angeleno Asian America because I put the shoyu on top of the salsa, and I think that Chiles… https://t.co/VKy2sTvIYrI guess there’s always the second helping. Today on Bachelor Kitchen, we microwave some barbacoa we bought on the… https://t.co/mAoXjfja0nDoes anyone else get so hungry that you forget to instagram your food?I'm going to refrain from saying more at the moment, but a lot of people — including many who follow me and are pro… https://t.co/BiskqZYUIA
Retweeted by This Is My JamThis tweet is a fucking lie. To buy a gun in Israel, you must -prove you live or work in danger -pass a shooting te… https://t.co/5edWHUeUti
Retweeted by This Is My JamIt's no laughing matter that these fkrs called me and all water protectors "jihadists" & "terrorists" when peaceful… https://t.co/Yl7VY8R2Il
Retweeted by This Is My JamThat movie 'The Birds' is on. I wish I was in that movie. I woulda eaten all them birds right off the bat. A deep f… https://t.co/lho3qfxtIs
Retweeted by This Is My JamThis club has everything: self immolating spices, cryogenically frozen Barry Manilow songs, and drinks served in tr… https://t.co/HOaGFBSDpb @lil_vette1 I’m only basing it on personal experience, you know? 😫 @veryimportant Order the fuzzy navel. It comes in a cup sculpted out of mozzarella cheese to resemble the Venus of… https://t.co/vai4m87kwKpork belly mung bean shallot rice dumpling. #banhchung at #goodgirldinette #tet #lunarnewyearhttps://t.co/jO0HjDVV3h
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @AnalystRogue @mazurkr @mattyglesias Opportunist or hobbyist? @SamSykesSwears A good scraw should give *you* release.“When will they love their kids more than their guns,’ an Australian priest asks Americans https://t.co/g9ooCGOJRR
Retweeted by This Is My JamIt’s been nice following @ReaganBattalion , but when they fight for the 2A by making a school massacre about their… https://t.co/o1utv9frp6 @muhmentions @ClarkHat Would you tap that? https://t.co/ZBRfBqBEnh @ChezarGarnett @MargaretHardwi5 @ChiefCovfefe @thedotardsniece @TheEggmanRichie @Maelie124 @jc_qian @Bella_ofAhttps://t.co/z8XhuC9ofB @Jankowski60 Then you might want to donate to this (or similar) group: https://t.co/DuVJn00Ech I don’t expect Muel… https://t.co/YML6yfFHk8
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @Jankowski60 Then you might want to donate to this (or similar) group: https://t.co/DuVJn00Ech I don’t expect Muel… https://t.co/YML6yfFHk8 @aacooper @daltonhasley @DY1837 @bethanyshondark https://t.co/CcnRDMxQtN @DansjaP @pixelatedboat @steve_shives You’re right. A fair amount of weirdos want to pretend they’re Charles Bronson.I don’t care what the libs say, this amendment is beautiful and must NEVER be changed https://t.co/mTA1ei2Dy4
Retweeted by This Is My JamBut y’all, there’s nothing more life changing, destructive, hilarious, & eye opening than the DMs of a woman who ju… https://t.co/JHu3nGqzAv
Retweeted by This Is My Jam1/ On Wednesday I happened to have the TV on and saw the #ParklandShooting on the news from the moment in started.… https://t.co/gX5Mcwd9yD
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @Mel_Streeter @Veterans_Resist @Fly_Sistah @MichaelSkolnik @Alyssa_Milano @realDonaldTrump Be wary of Lyndon LaRouc… https://t.co/2lIC4NDccB
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @riotwomennn @DemForceWarrior Do you have figures for how Stein did in her previous campaigns for President to compare with 2016?“Amid global anxiety about President Trump’s approach to global affairs, U.S. officials had a message to a gatherin… https://t.co/WNZhlMtGbb
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @Jankowski60 I don’t understand your question. You mean, why bother if you can’t punish them with prison sentences?… https://t.co/zI4VwNytq9 @NormaSl27750976 @kylegriffin1 Pretty sure Trump DMed the families. @kylegriffin1 No Lies Detected https://t.co/9ltGyObzJu
Retweeted by This Is My JamArchitect Paul Revere Williams was born #OTD in 1894. https://t.co/FcPgkwUR9l #architecture https://t.co/tlEJBSRCjK
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @Jankowski60 @rgoodlaw @LaurenWern They can be summoned to court and they can be tried in abstentia if they refuse the summons.Smart take by Bob Bauer on the potential trajectory of Russia investigation. Why did Mueller omit charging the Ru… https://t.co/19YhrVkAY8
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @Popehat @TheRickWilson Remember when the king was selected by pulling a ham sword out of a stone? @TheRickWilson I see Wilson applying war paint by fire light, a well worn bandana cinched 'round his just gleaming… https://t.co/kdSSMeYEzq
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @TheRickWilson They used the black helicopters with UN pilots to ferry the uranium out of the country 😉
Retweeted by This Is My JamThey flew them directly from the Illuminati base on Atlantis. https://t.co/KnkZfBhvQb
Retweeted by This Is My JamWhen you realize @PaulyShore is the only choice to play you in the movie version. https://t.co/ctquwVyfCj
Retweeted by This Is My JamThe president's tweet this morning is frightening, not because of anything it said, but because it was panicky and… https://t.co/4HR6pQOsnF
Retweeted by This Is My Jam @GarenMeguerian @MichaelJMorell Sabotage is what it is. They identified the weak points and sabotaged our democratic system. @imsurebro @tesajayfit I expect to see you tweet this exact same thing at 36, 45, and 54. @Evan_McMullin Yeah, his boss read him the riot act yesterday. Of course he’s going to attack the FBI. @Chucho_Q Even better, it’s all indoors and air conditioned. 😆I’m thinking of using this stock photo for my avatar. https://t.co/aRJp9mnTni
2/18
2018

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