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fuhny gal: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Close Enough. All About The Washingtons. is dog. #DARKcomedy October 5th 8pm

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Moments before setting fire to 8 years of material. 📷 by @klohwey https://t.co/QmzplROvIRJust when you think you can’t love Michael Shannon any more than you already do: https://t.co/3SeiLCY38Z
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8/20
2018
@rashawnscott Grrrl that’s why god made pork rinds (sp?)
8/18
2018
@lieb123456789 It’s actually pronounced “pho”.This father and son sitting next to me smell like diesel fuel which I’m guessing is the most popular scent of deodorant in the Midwest. @niccolethurman Buttocks is white people talk for butthole.I will not take shots with strangers at the airport bar. I will take shots with strangers at the airport bar. I wil… https://t.co/syzjifqeGesorry but why does cara delevigne look like when ron swanson remarried tammy ii https://t.co/50mym1Mb01
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezHeard a car alarm. Worried it was mine. Remembered my car is parked in another state. @thiseffingnerd yussssssssssssbitch.I just want to be change-my-name-slightly-to-not-my name-on-facebook famous.
8/17
2018
It’s official! https://t.co/9anlYoiCciTHIS WEEK on What Would My Friends Do? The lovely pal @DivaDelux (Jimmy Kimmel Live) and I chat about life as a dis… https://t.co/RC4GRjqumu
Retweeted by Marlena Rodriguez @STOBblog @MarlenaRodrigz @Beyonce Agree! You are were hilarious. You need a tv show asap.
Retweeted by Marlena Rodriguez @MarlenaRodrigz @Beyonce Was there for the 7pm show....crushed it! Now go end your night with a guitar solo.
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8/16
2018
On my flight yesterday we hit really bad turbulence that woke me from my slumber. I promptly remembered “oh yeah we… https://t.co/MXOWnZ2QZZCOLLEGE STUDENTS! Join us TONIGHT for a Live Taping for a NEW COMEDY SERIES! Two shows, only $5! Featuring:… https://t.co/tKkIwKg3Yl
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezIM TAPING A STAND UP SPECIAL TONIGHT!!! So obvs I’ll be spending all day blasting @Beyonce and twerking onto my imp… https://t.co/m6upP6iBRQI still can't believe that Bernie was a squirrel this whole time https://t.co/e4yk9lUX8J
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezMidwesterners do this weird thing where they love their lives.Had no idea my queen was running for office. https://t.co/sTDuwAXQ9EMy favorite part of traveling outside LA is remembering rain is a thing.
8/15
2018
MINNEAPOLIS! This Wednesday I'm coming to you for something so so special. Come on out to @AcmeComedyCo and watch m… https://t.co/FedmA4Wmdg
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezVideo of Donald Trump’s birth! https://t.co/G0ZRBh5SL3lol. al gore was right.
8/14
2018
@MarlenaRodrigz This was so fun to record! Thank you for having me Marlena 💕
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezTHIS WEEK on What Would My Friends Do? The lovely pal @DivaDelux (Jimmy Kimmel Live) and I chat about life as a dis… https://t.co/RC4GRjqumuHERE IS THE COMPLETE LINE-UP FOR BOTH LIVE RECORDINGS HAPPENING THIS WEDNESDAY: @klohwey @MikeLesterhumorhttps://t.co/vgxdPQNy0F
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8/13
2018
MINNEAPOLIS! This Wednesday I'm coming to you for something so so special. Come on out to @AcmeComedyCo and watch m… https://t.co/FedmA4WmdgMy dog is watching me play video games and dreams do come true.TONIGHT I’m on @TheFrogtownShow Please wear your finest romper 8pm @spokebicyclecafe 🐸🚲🍻 @emilymayamillshttps://t.co/E20ebUpDMY
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8/12
2018
this daytime tv show came on and I really did not expect him to SNAP like that... mad props to you bro @aljackson https://t.co/hOMHLyQPCR
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezRachel Morrison - first woman cinematographer to be nominated for an Oscar and the reason your faves like BLACK PAN… https://t.co/xOzAdXZdq6
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8/11
2018
All headlines: CLIMATE CHANGING
8/10
2018
My Lyft driver: is it Tuesday or Wednesday? Me: it’s Saturday.
8/8
2018
Old time pal @damnyallshar stops by to talk about his new feature film, SCRAPS, premiering in LA this WEDNESDAY 8/8… https://t.co/kNwl42WnyI
Retweeted by Marlena Rodriguez @KrystynaHutch Grrrl thank you for this thread. I was legit about to drive to every Barnes & Noble west of Chicago.Years ago, I saw the guests @MarlenaRodrigz was having on her podcast & refused to be on until I had a project that… https://t.co/rCMjAZOhf8
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezOld time pal @damnyallshar stops by to talk about his new feature film, SCRAPS, premiering in LA this WEDNESDAY 8/8… https://t.co/kNwl42WnyIAC over everything.
8/7
2018
Tonight, I’m on a killer line-up at Killer Unicorns 🦄💕✨💜 9pm @The_Ruby_LA with @AtsukoComedy @MrMattiohttps://t.co/jxZv7pJidy
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezTONIGHT!!! LA! https://t.co/TeZ2zrIiOq
8/5
2018
Thank you so much to everyone who came out to #DARKcomedy last night and to all the comics who performed. It was ma… https://t.co/DFMh9O13N4
8/4
2018
TONIGHT we’re going DARK and blindfolding your ass for @raesanni @TotallyAllen @JohanComedy @blairsoccihttps://t.co/VovJ88mFCg
Retweeted by Marlena Rodriguez#ComedyCrawl 8/3/18 DARK Turtle: A Storytelling Show That NEW NEW Sketch Show @wendyliebman Cool Shit/Weird Shit Th… https://t.co/EQc813towx
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezTONIGHT we’re going DARK and blindfolding your ass for @raesanni @TotallyAllen @JohanComedy @blairsoccihttps://t.co/VovJ88mFCgSpend date night in the DARK. Get DISCOUNT tickets IN ADVANCE or pay $15 at the door! TIX: https://t.co/WMmEcoCpZ3 https://t.co/Vve53n6Jzk
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezTOMORROW!!!! come to the show i birth! https://t.co/7Ibdssxumc
8/3
2018
TOMORROW! https://t.co/qHJwsXCBL8
8/2
2018
8p TONIGHT @nicolebyer @JCcoccoli @TotallyAllen @BigHern @ayobrobro @MarlenaRodrigz @TheGilled @Colin_McCormickhttps://t.co/1syVpCKGv0
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezWow, @IdiotsComedy is going to be bonkers tonight! Come to the Clubhouse at 8pm for free LOLs! https://t.co/Ku7c2HIQj9
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezheyLA 1607 N.Vermont 8pm tonight @nicolebyer @IanKarmel @JCcoccoli @TotallyAllen @BigHern @ayobrobrohttps://t.co/M5pAknjX2k
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8/1
2018
THIS WEEK on What Would My Friends Do? @AlisonAgosti (Late Night w/ Seth Myers, Brooklyn 99) stops by and we basica… https://t.co/lRqP5CyfdJ
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezSpend date night in the DARK. Get DISCOUNT tickets IN ADVANCE or pay $15 at the door! TIX: https://t.co/WMmEcoCpZ3 https://t.co/Vve53n6JzkFRIDAY. this fucking Friday. https://t.co/7gkGj1zOu1
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezCheetah Prints That Say, ‘Rawrrr I Eat Dick’ https://t.co/mmFr01kTec https://t.co/TSgxoZaNXh
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezQuick Dish LA: @IdiotsComedy 2morrow at The Clubhouse ft. @nicolebyer @IanKarmel @JCcoccoli @TotallyAllen @BigHernhttps://t.co/7xfHirbfku
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezNot wearing pants is my spirit animal.
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezNot wearing pants is my spirit animal.Trial & Error is uhhhhhvery good. It’s an even sillier mystery-Parks and Rec. #TrialAndError #NBC
7/31
2018
@AlisonAgosti But aren't all exes really just raccoons at heart???THIS WEEK on What Would My Friends Do? @AlisonAgosti (Late Night w/ Seth Myers, Brooklyn 99) stops by and we basica… https://t.co/lRqP5CyfdJ @damnyallshar @chelseaperetti @LyricHyperion https://t.co/ra2SkqQbAy @damnyallshar @chelseaperetti @LyricHyperion We’d love to have you @chelseaperetti. The show is #DARKcomedy 8pm FRIDAY.With a mix of @andiemain @arishish @johndickwinters and @MarlenaRodrigz , you won't want to miss this batch of… https://t.co/xPGd9Mnc6W
Retweeted by Marlena Rodriguez @euthanAasia Obviously the nipple is “Start”. @MarlenaRodrigz the real hack is sticking your mascara under ya titties while you do the rest of your make up so it… https://t.co/B3oU3Oh47L
Retweeted by Marlena Rodriguez @euthanAasia NEW BEAUTY HACK: microwave mascara under titty for better use.Nothing wrong with using underboob as pockets.
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezWOW all this cute comedy goodness is coming to The Clubhouse THIS WED @nicolebyer @IanKarmel @JCcoccolihttps://t.co/9cf8yJoNjV
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezShe is going to outlive America. https://t.co/sH4IgzFsYONothing wrong with using underboob as pockets.
7/30
2018
FRIDAY. this fucking Friday. https://t.co/7gkGj1zOu1Going out with some gals and hoping we go to this theme bar called, NAP.
7/29
2018
A THING THAT IS HAPPENING SOON. https://t.co/AdRSRuensx @RazorLou You didn’t have me at cat.ONE WEEK https://t.co/JvPg7xPzGW
Retweeted by Marlena RodriguezOf course Mueller is the guy who flies in a suit and quietly waits in his seat before boarding and Don Jr is the gu… https://t.co/Ke0KAoPHPM
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7/28
2018
shoes get made from THIS. https://t.co/J9adMZCadI
7/27
2018

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