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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @timehop. Formerly @yipit @nestio @techstars @barbariangroup.

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Joined Twitter 9/13/07


@wnotw Yeah the account was never used and seems to have been under an email that doesn’t get checked. Looking forward to resolving. @WnotW You guys have apparently been incorrectly charging me $275/mo for months. Can't even find an account with you, help resolving?
11/28
2016
@miggi 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
11/24
2016
@emmajemm THATS A LAMP!
11/19
2016
We are stronger together. #imwithher https://t.co/o3As4aDJzb
11/8
2016
@kevrone 👏👏👏👏👏
11/7
2016
@stevorighthere Disgusting dude. Really. That's way too much pepper.
10/27
2016
@stevorighthere Terroir.
10/21
2016
Get this straight: We don’t need you to stand up for us, YOU needed to stand up for us for YOU. For YOUR dignity. For YOUR reputation. 7/
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
10/11
2016
@nm_forms @emmajemm He is us. We are him.
9/19
2016
@asmith83 WHAT AM I MISSING?
9/16
2016
@nm_forms Thank the CFO for me!
9/14
2016
@RickWebb @ischafer I am so excite!
9/7
2016
@Huge_Cheryl_Fan You can see both!
9/4
2016
@akundra @bdotdub @jwegener I didn’t HATE it. :) @bdotdub @jwegener I don’t know why, but it felt so strong to me. Maybe because I drank it fast?
8/17
2016
@drbillnye @erictj @reece AGREED. @erictj @reece @drbillnye THIS. IS. MY. FAVORITE.
8/16
2016
@emmajemm OMG yes
8/10
2016
@adobecare Tried 3 of these and still doesn’t work. Haven’t tried uninstalling, because it requires ALL apps uninstalled & I have work to do @AdobeCare CreativeCloud is logging me out or closing every 5 minutes or so, rendering all my apps and fonts unusable.
8/4
2016
@edc1591 @brshenoy ITS BACK @edc1591 live tweet for me. @edc1591 I'm at a bar and the TV is still dead. FUCK HIS @edc1591 OMG. Me too.
7/25
2016
@JasonSznol dude it's 11PM @flimshaw dude. GMO. @asmith83 I LOVED it. Can't wait for the sequel. You see the scene at the end of the credits?
7/23
2016
.@andersoncooper shared an emotional tribute to the #OrlandoShooting victims https://t.co/x98SAle04d via @AC360 https://t.co/gYgnC0XsnZ
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
6/13
2016
When you find out your boyfriend is gay and the grown man in a tutu photo bombs the moment. @ DC… https://t.co/zDGJrZp1SSIt's weird that bars get mail.
6/11
2016
@akundra @jwegener Haha yessss. (Americas funniest videos)
6/10
2016
🙌 https://t.co/Xhd8RsM7uuA sigh is just an eye roll in your mouth.
6/9
2016
@fancyjelly I couldn’t find you a whale so I got you the next best thing! https://t.co/c3wbU6eZ36 @fancyjelly https://t.co/IPllicKAr7 @fancyjelly Well, now you don’t get a shooting star! @fancyjelly YES SHELBY. Why even ask that question.
6/8
2016
Dance like everyones watching but you’re invisible and everyones confused why they are bumping into something they can’t see.
6/6
2016
@lorwich HAHAHA. Nyooommm!#MomsWhoTxt https://t.co/2MoJPj2BD7
6/2
2016
FINALLY we get the two angry white guys on a stage without that pesky woman yelling all the time. #BernieTrumpDebate
5/26
2016
@rickwebb I’ve been getting like 4-5 a day in the last 2 weeks for some reason…
5/25
2016
@UsefulTheory @bmanuel Yay Congrats!!! @markcwebster And then I did… @markcwebster I should have opened a family-sized package then. @annesaurus I’m gonna have sodium dreams tonight…How much beef jerky is too much jerky if a woodchuck could chuck jerky?
5/24
2016
@jwegener You should clearly be leading design. @asmith83 I kno! First BHH now Post Hunt. Soon I’ll be complaining about the Metro.The Washington Post Hunt was probably one of the most fun things I’ve done. Gotta find a NYC equivalent… https://t.co/lvB4U4Wwco
5/23
2016
“It also has the ability to control the font size of your messages.” AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
5/20
2016
Maybe we can get @HamiltonMusical tickets because @Lin_Manuel Miranda uses @timehop https://t.co/mWDTz6ID3O
Retweeted by Matt Raoul @vacanti I had to look that up, so probably not. Unless this is a genius diversion.
5/19
2016
THESE RATS ARE FIGHTING OVER TAKEOUT i really feel them 🍕🐀🐀 https://t.co/bLxReB5iNRI JUST SAW TWO RATS EATING OUT OF A TAKEOUT CONTAINER WITH VIDEO PROOF AND AM AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEWS
5/18
2016
A year ago, I went to Turkey with these awesome people and rode some hot air balloons in what… https://t.co/oQcwPR192N
5/14
2016
Drinking all around the world because we're very cultured. @ EPCOT - World Showcase https://t.co/mw9htjZAOp
5/13
2016
Star Wars over Grauman's Chinese Theater. Yeah, ok that's cool. @ Disney's Hollywood Studios https://t.co/wrB6lAEl4Z
5/11
2016
We're invading the Magic Kingdom! #raoulfamilyvacation https://t.co/XXAYIOkhnTI'm at Magic Kingdom® Park - @waltdisneyworld in Lake Buena Vista, FL https://t.co/hK1ynWTyH3 https://t.co/w0JCFC2OlR
5/10
2016
We're a little excited. #raoulfamilyvacation @ Epcot - Walt Disney World https://t.co/4wiCTdcfqU
5/9
2016
Also tequila festival. (@ Epcot Flower and Garden Festival 2016 in Lake Buena Vista, FL) https://t.co/9zUrOjj4do https://t.co/nzjSEN1NLU
5/8
2016
@meganamram thinking about her
Retweeted by Matt RaoulEvery street is blocked off in Williamsburg and cops won't let me walk anywhere and it smells like burning.#FBF https://t.co/MGuBE2CjEc
5/6
2016
“Two half asses do make an ass.” - wise words from @kevroneWe're turning 1 today! 🎁 🎉🎈 Check out your @timehop for a special message from @rwitherspoon and Abe! xo https://t.co/NdbuYL9urH
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
5/5
2016
@jwegener That’s my joke, yo.
5/4
2016
@stevorighthere Typical Tuesday.
5/3
2016
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU. The US Has a Giant Cheese Surplus & It’s Our Patriotic Duty to Help Eat It https://t.co/0CVH4eG9Tq
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
5/2
2016
Why didn't Andrew get me tickets to the White House correspondents dinner? I wish I were dead.
4/30
2016
Bear Happy Hour sounds like it'll be the Gay DC version of the NYTM and I hate myself for tweeting this.
4/29
2016
This is establishment granola.It’s not even May but I think “establishment” is in the running for word of the year! (Also as word people use for anything.)
4/28
2016
@nm_forms @emmajemm As long as “Suck on my balls” is free for me.#datenight @ The Heyward https://t.co/emyDxXSpbW
4/26
2016
@asmith83 Hi!!!#lemonade #timehop https://t.co/DPAj2Snjyj
4/25
2016

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