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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @timehop. Formerly @yipit @nestio @techstars @barbariangroup.

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Joined Twitter 9/13/07


@akundra @bdotdub @jwegener I didn’t HATE it. :) @bdotdub @jwegener I don’t know why, but it felt so strong to me. Maybe because I drank it fast? @drbillnye @erictj @reece AGREED. @erictj @reece @drbillnye THIS. IS. MY. FAVORITE.
8/17
2016
@emmajemm OMG yes
8/10
2016
@adobecare Tried 3 of these and still doesn’t work. Haven’t tried uninstalling, because it requires ALL apps uninstalled & I have work to do @AdobeCare CreativeCloud is logging me out or closing every 5 minutes or so, rendering all my apps and fonts unusable.
8/4
2016
@edc1591 @brshenoy ITS BACK @edc1591 live tweet for me. @edc1591 I'm at a bar and the TV is still dead. FUCK HIS @edc1591 OMG. Me too.
7/25
2016
@JasonSznol dude it's 11PM @flimshaw dude. GMO. @asmith83 I LOVED it. Can't wait for the sequel. You see the scene at the end of the credits?
7/23
2016
.@andersoncooper shared an emotional tribute to the #OrlandoShooting victims https://t.co/x98SAle04d via @AC360 https://t.co/gYgnC0XsnZ
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
6/13
2016
When you find out your boyfriend is gay and the grown man in a tutu photo bombs the moment. @ DC… https://t.co/zDGJrZp1SSIt's weird that bars get mail.
6/11
2016
@akundra @jwegener Haha yessss. (Americas funniest videos)
6/10
2016
🙌 https://t.co/Xhd8RsM7uuA sigh is just an eye roll in your mouth.
6/9
2016
@fancyjelly I couldn’t find you a whale so I got you the next best thing! https://t.co/c3wbU6eZ36 @fancyjelly https://t.co/IPllicKAr7 @fancyjelly Well, now you don’t get a shooting star! @fancyjelly YES SHELBY. Why even ask that question.
6/8
2016
Dance like everyones watching but you’re invisible and everyones confused why they are bumping into something they can’t see.
6/6
2016
@lorwich HAHAHA. Nyooommm!#MomsWhoTxt https://t.co/2MoJPj2BD7
6/2
2016
FINALLY we get the two angry white guys on a stage without that pesky woman yelling all the time. #BernieTrumpDebate
5/26
2016
@rickwebb I’ve been getting like 4-5 a day in the last 2 weeks for some reason…
5/25
2016
@UsefulTheory @bmanuel Yay Congrats!!! @markcwebster And then I did… @markcwebster I should have opened a family-sized package then. @annesaurus I’m gonna have sodium dreams tonight…How much beef jerky is too much jerky if a woodchuck could chuck jerky?
5/24
2016
@jwegener You should clearly be leading design. @asmith83 I kno! First BHH now Post Hunt. Soon I’ll be complaining about the Metro.The Washington Post Hunt was probably one of the most fun things I’ve done. Gotta find a NYC equivalent… https://t.co/lvB4U4Wwco
5/23
2016
“It also has the ability to control the font size of your messages.” AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
5/20
2016
Maybe we can get @HamiltonMusical tickets because @Lin_Manuel Miranda uses @timehop https://t.co/mWDTz6ID3O
Retweeted by Matt Raoul @vacanti I had to look that up, so probably not. Unless this is a genius diversion.
5/19
2016
THESE RATS ARE FIGHTING OVER TAKEOUT i really feel them 🍕🐀🐀 https://t.co/bLxReB5iNRI JUST SAW TWO RATS EATING OUT OF A TAKEOUT CONTAINER WITH VIDEO PROOF AND AM AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEWS
5/18
2016
A year ago, I went to Turkey with these awesome people and rode some hot air balloons in what… https://t.co/oQcwPR192N
5/14
2016
Drinking all around the world because we're very cultured. @ EPCOT - World Showcase https://t.co/mw9htjZAOp
5/13
2016
Star Wars over Grauman's Chinese Theater. Yeah, ok that's cool. @ Disney's Hollywood Studios https://t.co/wrB6lAEl4Z
5/11
2016
We're invading the Magic Kingdom! #raoulfamilyvacation https://t.co/XXAYIOkhnTI'm at Magic Kingdom® Park - @waltdisneyworld in Lake Buena Vista, FL https://t.co/hK1ynWTyH3 https://t.co/w0JCFC2OlR
5/10
2016
We're a little excited. #raoulfamilyvacation @ Epcot - Walt Disney World https://t.co/4wiCTdcfqU
5/9
2016
Also tequila festival. (@ Epcot Flower and Garden Festival 2016 in Lake Buena Vista, FL) https://t.co/9zUrOjj4do https://t.co/nzjSEN1NLU
5/8
2016
@meganamram thinking about her
Retweeted by Matt RaoulEvery street is blocked off in Williamsburg and cops won't let me walk anywhere and it smells like burning.#FBF https://t.co/MGuBE2CjEc
5/6
2016
“Two half asses do make an ass.” - wise words from @kevroneWe're turning 1 today! 🎁 🎉🎈 Check out your @timehop for a special message from @rwitherspoon and Abe! xo https://t.co/NdbuYL9urH
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
5/5
2016
@jwegener That’s my joke, yo.
5/4
2016
@stevorighthere Typical Tuesday.
5/3
2016
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU. The US Has a Giant Cheese Surplus & It’s Our Patriotic Duty to Help Eat It https://t.co/0CVH4eG9Tq
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
5/2
2016
Why didn't Andrew get me tickets to the White House correspondents dinner? I wish I were dead.
4/30
2016
Bear Happy Hour sounds like it'll be the Gay DC version of the NYTM and I hate myself for tweeting this.
4/29
2016
This is establishment granola.It’s not even May but I think “establishment” is in the running for word of the year! (Also as word people use for anything.)
4/28
2016
@nm_forms @emmajemm As long as “Suck on my balls” is free for me.#datenight @ The Heyward https://t.co/emyDxXSpbW
4/26
2016
@asmith83 Hi!!!#lemonade #timehop https://t.co/DPAj2Snjyj @soulcycle The WBURG SOULiversary class was waitlisted before it ever went up. Was that the plan or am I to believe that really sold out.I haven't seen my neighbor since I moved in, but these GoT characters are constantly running into each other in the woods.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
4/25
2016
@nm_forms SHADE!
4/24
2016
@asmith83 Me too.It was a series of photos it was. @ Hot Bird https://t.co/mCEOjaLJV4
4/23
2016
OH: “The new hire is wearing a tie with a POLO SHIRT please kill me.”
4/22
2016
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. #CruiseCruz https://t.co/9ncZsWaHKW
4/21
2016
When did voter suppression start meaning a bunch of white people who forgot to change their party affiliation and follow primary rules?
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
4/20
2016
Softly whispering…it’s mother fucking ramp season, bitches.On Becoming Anti-Bernie - https://t.co/O1lufOr6T1
4/19
2016
A Kinsey scale, but for cheese.
4/17
2016
Okay fine SF was pretty awesome. @ Golden Gate Bridge https://t.co/TbNS0OMldp
4/16
2016
"Wait. I think I see your son walking back and forth on The street?" - txts from SFYeah you think I won't be making this compost joke for another few months? WRONG.This mezcal and roasted corn cocktail is my new favorite thing and I wonder if I can compost it...?These guys are so awesome that I forgot how to take a photo. @ Smokestack At Magnolia Brewing https://t.co/hF6LTguzZY
4/15
2016
What Bernie Sanders fails to mention every time is that Senate ethics prohibits him from accepting paid speeches. #DemDebate
Retweeted by Matt RaoulThese people are kind of great and also totally great. #toadhall @ Toad Hall https://t.co/xOO4pUnbgZ
4/14
2016
CHVRCHES at #F8 @ Fort Mason Center for Arts & Culture https://t.co/8Wq4DwSD2t
4/12
2016
My backpack is full of trash. AMABut seriously I’m terrified of not knowing what to compost and being publicly shamed for it.Is that cardboard cutout of Pitbull in the window of the H&R Block compostable?My absolute favorite thing to do here in SF is ask if everything is compostable. @asmith83 not anti-gay, just compromised. @asmith83 This is right by me and if I ever see you in that line I swear to god…
4/11
2016
Taking Frogger to the beach. @ The Pacific Ocean - Ocean Beach San Francisco https://t.co/kraiLSZtO1
4/10
2016
That text was sent by me. In case that wasn't clear.Best text ever sent from airplane wifi: "HELLO FROM UP IN THE SKYYYYYYY I MUST HAVE EARNED A THOUSANNDDD MILLLESSSS"
4/9
2016
@Deanveloper Our awesome designers did! I wish I could take credit.
4/7
2016
@chadvavra @foursquare Hmmmm….
4/4
2016
@stevorighthere STEVE YOU HAVE TO ADD THEM ON FOURSQUAREI'm going to SF, so give me your tips what to eat, drink, see, and snuggle on @foursquare https://t.co/4NL9RLfvGISomeone should make a good weather app haha just kidding please stop.
4/3
2016
I'm a colada kind of guy. @ Maison Premiere https://t.co/ltAkKSnyKL
4/2
2016
YARDBIRD! (at @ApolloTheater for Charlie Parker's Yardbird in New York, NY) https://t.co/JfnFd7zzgf
4/1
2016

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