Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @timehop. Formerly @yipit @nestio @techstars.
OH "Canada is just America for people who believe in Queen Elizabeth."@nm_forms Blair in the background kills me every time..@nm_forms and I once made a giant fucking turkey. https://t.co/ykfeQsUSk9I thought this construction worked just walked into our office singing Adele. Turns out he was just saying a normal "Hello."
@hotmesstess I look awful in that photo THANKS TESS.
OH "For governor I always vote for myself since I feel more qualified than the candidates."I get tons of videos on @TapTalkme from my niece and nephews but might have to use a new app because I can't save any. Suggestions?@chasesupport My suggestion would be then to build a better website that actually works. I guess I will use a phone like it's 1990.
@ChaseSupport I guess I'll just call and ask then. This is unhelpful support if you can't even send me a link.@ChaseSupport I only use one browser, Chrome. Could you answer my question about what link you claim is working so I can try that?@chasesupport Can you perhaps tell me what they are then? I have no popup blockers, and they all return an error page.@usefultheory @alanis And the best video.
@Chase Your card replacement links have all been broken for months. Is there a different page I can go to?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Actually asked someone to make a logo bigger. Feels good, man.@stevorighthere Okay.
Google Play Dev console > iTunes Connect Like so much.
Anyone in NYC have space to host 15-20 timehoppers for a hackathon the first week of December?@hams Annnnd I lost track of time out there. Sorry we missed you. Should we hang out in the city we both live in?
I FUCKING LOVE APPLES. @ Pennings Orchard https://t.co/IjzSccUurC
My niece just told me she's gonna be Robin Girl for halloween. #badass@slackhq Oh nothing to apologize for, just can't wait for it to better! Happy to talk through ideas too if you want.I totally forgot that I made this @foursquare account for Dunston. https://t.co/U2cHrPNBn9@slackhq Get me to the full size image in a way that's easy and useful for me.@slackhq Everything seems a frustratingly far away. The lights in app (incredibly unhelpful) and even the permalink page, both just hurdles.@slackhq SO MANY. I feel like there are three different ways to open an image. But none of them really get me to full-size image.Pretty sure I could write 5000 words on how awful @SlackHQ's file and image management is in app. But I won't.
@stevorighthere "Car"I saw a cyclist stop at a red light today. Mercury must be in retrograde.
#LightTheNight with these fantastic folks, celebrating $20,000 towards curing blood cancer! @ Pier 26 https://t.co/Vook1FvsVOAHHH. You all have helped The Leuk Skywalkers now raise over $20,000!!! I am speechless.Rain or shine, TheLeukSkywalkers will be there to support, honor, & remember. Help us break $20k & end blood cancer! http://t.co/sS91y9YFkRI never imagined we'd be here. I'm incredibly humbled by everyone's support & beyond proud to be a part of this team.6 years ago I started walking with @LightTheNight to help cure blood cancer. Since then we've raised an amazing $19,000!
"WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU!" - Guy trying to FaceTime in a bar.September is #BloodCancerAwarenessMonth, perfect time to help The Leuk Skywalkers walk to find a cure! http://t.co/sS91y9YFkR@nm_forms IT IS NOT. ITS FLOURISHING.Happy Anniversary to my one and only terrarium! Can't believe it's already been a year! #Timehop http://t.co/aAbucIEVnV@markcwebster https://t.co/ppNBd4tCGa
Favorite jazz band coming back to NYC. To The Mckittrick. Today is a good day.