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CEO @timehop - creative maker, room escaper, bionic chef, brooklynite. Formerly @yipit @nestio @barbariangroup.

245 Following   855 Followers   9,425 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/13/07


Hey Siri, why is Fred Durst posting station wagons on instagram? @stevorighthere Ha. I’ll still go. @stevorighthere 7 pinball machines does not a pinball bar make.
9/21
2017
TWEET OF THE WEEK https://t.co/W2HWqlagFq @ChelseaFarnum iOS 11, fix coming soon. For now you can tap "..." and select Twitter there.
9/20
2017
OH “Who ordered the crossbow?”
9/19
2017
@vondoom A HAMMER.
9/18
2017
Hillary says she gave @SecretaryZinke the smack-down at the inauguration https://t.co/DsDHxtbkMQ
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9/12
2017
@xpenguin @timehop Make sure your app is up to date and it'll be in your day!
9/6
2017
@michaelhannah @timehop Make sure your app is up to date and you should see it in your day!
9/5
2017
@stevorighthere @timehop 21. @laurenwick @timehop Mine too, Lauren. MINE. TOO. @stevorighthere @timehop Hahaah, it is! Thanks! Fuck you. @hotmesstess Best cake ever. Hands down.When you realize people *really* get you... (thx @timehop!) https://t.co/5MOYeDfTjdI’ve already eaten cake today. @xpenguin @timehop Can't wait to hear how you like the new version! @startstorms @femmebot Fake news I don't age. 😻
9/1
2017
@bigbadllama What a cutie! @bigbadllama @timehop @Uber No, YOU! @bigbadllama @timehop @Uber We know there are a lot sometimes, we're working on it! @thescottlivesay @timehop It is sometimes, we know. We're working on it!
8/31
2017
too real https://t.co/NzkwhTHetg
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
8/30
2017
@femmebot How dare you tweet something other than politics!
8/29
2017
Unsalted butter just takes up space at the grocery store that we could put more salted butter in.✨! https://t.co/w365fJX8wo
8/24
2017
Stanley, Idaho - Population: 63. A surprisingly awesome and isolatedAF gem in the middle of… https://t.co/5QLpVczYjr
8/23
2017
@asmith83 Omg.Yellowstone National Park. Like nature's theme park where all the other guests are actually… https://t.co/DTlEq5dy9XName a more iconic duo, I'll wait. https://t.co/UTrJ3hjvb5
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
8/19
2017
Grand TetonNational Park. Two days, sixteen miles hiked, one very friendly moose. @ Grand Teton… https://t.co/3gwPkPuIdb
8/10
2017
REPRESENT. 🐅 https://t.co/txjlON8ZH9
8/3
2017
@RickWebb @TSA SAVE IT FOR THE BOOK, RICK.
8/2
2017
Trivia guy: "The category is 'rhyme time.' The clue is 'A fake lunch meat.'" Team: "Phony bolo- Me: "SHAM HAM!!"
Retweeted by Matt RaoulTwitter Introduces Red X Mark To Verify Users It’s Okay To Harass https://t.co/HrlP8oBvyf https://t.co/0x7zibWOnT
Retweeted by Matt RaoulYes. 65 Million years experience preferred. https://t.co/Jw3trgbZRIJust added new Sales & Engineering job openings here @Timehop. Bonus points if you are a puppy. https://t.co/pkTyNwrGzH
8/1
2017
@seusenna @timehop @SwarmApp They're on their way back!
7/30
2017
THANK YOU to @SenatorCollins and @lisamurkowski for showing true courage throughout this entire debacle. Thank you thank you thank you.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
7/28
2017
@bdotdub I just use 6.Accurate. https://t.co/4dDuED2wok
7/27
2017
@ianwestcott If you are, you wear that badge with PRIDE. @ianwestcott Ian.
7/24
2017
@sztul @GoPro It’s the only logical step. @stevorighthere @GoPro RIIIIIGHT?
7/21
2017
Brand new @GoPro is broken right out of the box and vacation quickly approaches.
7/20
2017
Happy #WorldEmojiDay from @timehop! https://t.co/JbwJ0gxIxt
7/17
2017
@aviationsteve @timehop Only for pictures…for now…;)
7/13
2017
@its_cursetea @timehop @abe Still seeing this? @aviationsteve @timehop If you have an album in your day or a day with lots of pictures you'll see it.
7/12
2017
@wellduhjazmine no, thank YOU. @_mariemily Could you let us know where the pictures/videos were from? Wanna make sure we can fix any issues.
7/11
2017
Thanks @pamannairbitch, it's been a while since I've been on stage in a wig. @MyFavMurder Elisodes 60 & 61 seem cut off (only 11 min each) and I can't listen out of order please send help I don't know what to do.
7/8
2017
@andrew_b_berg @flimshaw You think you're better than me? @flimshaw I don't trust batteries I can't put on my tounge.If you had gotten my middle name right I would have responded. https://t.co/4FMsIQyrlfMe: I have to buy hiking shoes. @bdotdub: Why because you’re getting old? Me: No, because I’m going hiking. Jerk.
7/7
2017
Right here. Includes radical provisions like how not to kick 23 mil ppl off their coverage. Feel free to run w/it.… https://t.co/tpWoSv7CST
Retweeted by Matt RaoulAnd what a two years it has been... #timehop https://t.co/RKSE6WwPH3
7/5
2017
@EricFriedman I’ve never heard it called a “lid” before. Mind. Blown. @DANGERTAM You don’t need to know my life!!! @asmith83 Haha, well this is the value I know I can add.My weekend bag is 40% bathing suits, 40% fancy spices, and 20% apple dongles.
6/30
2017
@RickWebb No, I got a 401. GET IT? (Srsly tho, I had to hit that button twice I think, so something borked.) @RickWebb I WAS JUST GOING TO POST THE SAME THING!
6/29
2017
Happiest of #pride to each and everyone one of you! #Pride2017 https://t.co/SeYvNRGKEGAlso I'm behind two hot women swinging nipple tassels and thus I'm getting 0 attention.
6/25
2017
No one brought their dog to work today and I won’t forget that.See y’all there! https://t.co/xC1QWjoAnF🙏 https://t.co/jfhyHCDAu6
6/23
2017
@ckurdziel DONT DO IT. #RESISTOMG I know him. https://t.co/XgFtzr7CjA
6/22
2017
@kevrone Worth a shot? I think the rice serves to draw the water out. @kevrone Bag of rice worked for me after sending my phone through a washer once.
6/21
2017
@namelesslaia I think @abe already hooked you up! @bdotdub 👏👏👏 @chloeleemakeup @timehop Oh no. What's not working?
6/16
2017

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