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Built in NJ, rewired in Pgh, accessorized in DC, now replicating in western IL. Views mine, RT != endorsements, duh.

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Joined Twitter 8/4/09


Fake infant formula factory in Spain exposed. Links with Poland & product heading to China. #foodfraud is a global… https://t.co/2dB2hzVygM
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4/22
2018
@MCBazacoPhD ♡( ◡‿◡ )Finnish photographer Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen, Whitley Bay, 1989, series on the beaches of NE England #womensarthttps://t.co/uWM4qhcEsa
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4/20
2018
@shaunalead https://t.co/GXMM21t6adMy daughter’s history text book explains that saying “slavery was bad” is too simplistic & many slaves were probabl… https://t.co/7fr0H0rXry
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4/17
2018
Wonderful thread. Beautiful photos, a dramatic little journey, and a deeply satisfying conclusion. https://t.co/J8saFitc0I
4/14
2018
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Retweeted by Michael Batz @SciKeri Heads up @micheletjay
4/11
2018
.@pearsonstuttard & coll. quantify the potential health and economic impacts of the @US_FDA's proposed voluntary… https://t.co/M7iQm7GW4Z
Retweeted by Michael BatzLook, all I'm saying is that we need to up our mascot game over here in food safety land. That booger-lookin' green… https://t.co/1S9SSddvq2
4/10
2018
@esargent184 Amen. Working on a manuscript right now with a big team and I have spiked suggestions for violin plots… https://t.co/zZwn2FYRwj @maggiekb1 @PaulGuinnessy I think it gets worse as season 2 goes on. I don’t get why they couldn’t have just gone f… https://t.co/Z7q5GYOv6KI just call it fantastic. https://t.co/W4WHaKQjCg
4/6
2018
Nothing but respect for my ambassador https://t.co/LX5ohrPgfd
4/5
2018
How dare you taunt me with this tableau of springtime joy, you stupid field of emoji flowers! We both know this gre… https://t.co/0uLvVYOTaW"Most people had never seen a chart like this." In 1849, The New York Tribune published a graph of that Summer's c… https://t.co/LbbrW8lg6X
Retweeted by Michael Batz @jrcooper Me neither
4/3
2018
@jrcooper That Microsoft Common ad.
4/2
2018
@roseveleth Feedbin, enthisastically. I don’t trust free anymore.Happy Easter! https://t.co/rQrQytG0UH
4/1
2018
Attention all sport nuts! https://t.co/0tHA5VgAKfDay 30 of #WomensHistoryMonth - @SpeakerRyan, what exactly has Congress accomplished during this month to prevent w… https://t.co/Y91Ijcm6oS
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3/31
2018
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. https://t.co/dNnFOs3Niy @MCBazacoPhD There is a lot to be concerned about, all around.Increasing use of rapid diagnostic tests challenges our ability to track trends in foodborne illness. Read why:… https://t.co/kIeDnToeJ5
Retweeted by Michael BatzGood grief this new Jack White album sounds like a Rage Against the Machine cover band playing at a Led Zeppelin th… https://t.co/mcJQrJpSsd @lalascoops Tag yourself I’m the trashcan @MCBazacoPhD 👌 @MCBazacoPhD I swear by 1Password @edsbs Medieval Times is peak dad mode https://t.co/lPCBPhCW24And Stephen Trent with a 'Behind the Paper' on leveraging a human challenge model to study #Campylobacter jejuni… https://t.co/01qfIK5NHv
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3/30
2018
@bugcounter https://t.co/7jQHOduBthI will certainly try. https://t.co/qrfekpM32y
3/26
2018
Everytime I submit a manuscript to a journal... https://t.co/BEXaJS1157
3/25
2018
@BSauders Thanks!
3/23
2018
Preliminary FoodNet 2017 estimates are out. Check out the impacts of culture-independent diagnostic testing over th… https://t.co/QV5aXO70tE @bugcounter Pretty sure you can see it without a microscopeSo I guess what he’s saying is that we should declare hate speech an adulterant, making those allowing it legally c… https://t.co/d0CmiN2xt7
3/22
2018
Screw that dude and this article is soooo right on (god I love @hels) but ffs he is NOT a “food scientist.” He’s in… https://t.co/q08x9Ufmwv @BSauders @bugcounter @Pitchermaddie49 Go ahead, try to stop me. @bugcounter @BSauders @Pitchermaddie49 There is no TIME in this flowchart. It evaluates all of the other CONFOUNDIN… https://t.co/7m6EwkRSzlSee, I'm fun at parties. https://t.co/bdAzvRVsy1Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me: https://t.co/fjRTy4HPGB
Retweeted by Michael Batz @BSauders @Pitchermaddie49 @barbkowalcyk @nyagandmarkets @Fight_BAC Wow, thanks! Barb killed it and FightBac did a… https://t.co/Wg1khy4Mp4 @BSauders @Pitchermaddie49 Haha thanks, here's a better version... which by the way was sent to me by Doug Archer a… https://t.co/6RCqEbaDYB @bugcounter @BSauders Also “skinny” Michael... 😢 @BSauders Oh ohReason 276 you don't want local news to wither: "As towns lose their newspapers, disease detectives are left to fly… https://t.co/mf0IRqJiXQ
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3/21
2018
@worstburrito @DenisDailyYT Totally. Just being snarky that I wish all the incentives weren’t lined up for them to do all that crap. @worstburrito @DenisDailyYT Can this sentiment be monetized?I use sports rankings metaphors when presenting comparative risk assessments or other kinds of quantitative ranking… https://t.co/5n7zZFgzpd @jrcooper Oh god you’ve infected me! What have you done?!
3/20
2018
😍😍😍 https://t.co/k0YtmDFoiz
3/19
2018
Dear student: Data without conclusions are idle chatter. Conclusions without data are bullshit. Your paper really needs to have both.
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3/18
2018
@bugcounter Roger Ailes never looked so good @jrcooper Ain’t it the truth @bugcounter Take it easy Muad’DonI'm proud to stand with Congressman LaHood and fight back against President Trump's second proposal to close Peoria… https://t.co/4H0C2L9YBm
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3/17
2018
And their children. Tweets about their children. Simultaneous concern for their children and sexualized images of t… https://t.co/vXdi8r269r
Retweeted by Michael BatzShould probably add this to my talk next week just to be safe. https://t.co/9Vp87IiClPKeep your heroes close. https://t.co/JEtMMsS2Dv https://t.co/NE5WUQTMRB
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3/16
2018
@benjaminchapman @iambillymcdo I love me some Skyline but this... it’s just... who shat on my bowl of rubber bands?
3/15
2018
@jrcooper @SEGA I have no idea what any of those words mean, but I'm behind you 100%.After a slew of first round upsets, relieved to see one of my faves slay the competition today. Talking about the o… https://t.co/BKGrzoGrNz @bugcounter Finally, a recipe for my cow share. @bugcounter Sad: I clicked on the article in the first place because I thought by "dangerous" they might be talking about pathogens. @bugcounter Exactly. @bugcounter That said this one looks alright https://t.co/UNndAurz3r @bugcounter If this was a recipe article I’d be thinking about how much work it is, not how delicious it sounds.Great, now I want a cocktail at 7:37am https://t.co/CfINyLPzDV
3/14
2018
Favorite Stephen Hawking story was how he held a party for time travelers but didn't promote it until after it happened. Nobody showed. RIP
Retweeted by Michael Batz @BBW_BFF Oooh, fun list. Nodded along until I got to the Hal Hartley double bonus and then I fuck yeah’d out loud.Hey @netflix this is friggin' gross. https://t.co/fvh9dCaJTQ
3/13
2018
@anamariecox @Syfyfangrrls Also, The Long Way to A Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers fits the bill. It isn't as… https://t.co/3oCKhY9GSP @anamariecox @Syfyfangrrls The first thing that comes to mind is Octavia Butler's Dawn, which is an incredible and… https://t.co/NNoFN4rTF1A lot of people blame the internet for the corrosion of civility. But I blame Johannes Gutenberg. Fuck Johannes Gutenberg.
Retweeted by Michael Batz @Chris__Richards Oh man, I'm so on this roller coaster with you. Sell out for fame and fortune? Fine. Gross, but fi… https://t.co/21TMh58VtqAnd that one is open access up on Pubmed Central: https://t.co/ehIXtkLUcO https://t.co/9i5kyS0n4G @bugcounter 😂
3/12
2018

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