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Food. Disease. Math. Views mine, duh.

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Joined Twitter 8/4/09


Eat SAFE, America! Watch your MILK and SOUP! https://t.co/FW41IcYKuIWow. Found out our risk ranking papers are the 2nd & 3rd most-cited articles in JFP from 2012. But if you add up the cites, do we beat #1? 😜
5/18
2017
'Toxoplasma in Your Fuckin Face Mothafuckah' https://t.co/Ld7KgPF2l1 Sometimes Google Alerts really pay off.
5/2
2017
Excellent breakdown and reworking of a really misleading chart https://t.co/nCXNUu2sHZ
4/7
2017
"Dogs are a potential source of zoonotic Campylobacter transmission." Oh good. https://t.co/aIFe38zxJP
3/29
2017
Checking out a mayoral candidate. His website misspells his own name. And refers to the NCAAP instead of NAACP. C'mon!
3/6
2017
"Probably" https://t.co/LLq5DloLyQ
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3/3
2017
This review suggests possible foodborne reservoirs (dairy, produce) for multi-drug resistant Acinetobacter https://t.co/2WczhANLtw
3/2
2017
@cburley @wcsportscamp Yessir, that's the plan. Threw some tracks on a playlist of all the acts; digging a lot.
3/1
2017
5 hours of back to back conference calls today in case you're wondering why I can't get anything done or why I am in the mood for murder.
2/27
2017
Lars Ulrich scientist prevails in epic patent fight over CRISPR
Retweeted by Michael BatzThis whole thread. https://t.co/xYSJEp3rxS
2/15
2017
πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š https://t.co/8QfaSiLGhmIncreased risk for dementia after acute kidney injury: 12 year pop cohort study relevant for O157/STEC https://t.co/JiOoLGJzOw
2/13
2017
"My body is a dust collector, my brain has no health inspector." A ripping tune in honor of Evanger's https://t.co/SiAinpEwIbTexas defunded PP. Now they have the highest maternal mortality rate in the developed world. #StandWithPP #AMJoy https://t.co/VdyNMoxrJF
Retweeted by Michael Batz"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless she persisted." https://t.co/w7bHTUKgst
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2/8
2017
"Suspicious ham" https://t.co/yQzGCgGQVe
1/19
2016
This is some dumbass work: Pokemon Go and increased risk of mosquito bites https://t.co/on8WKHs0fz
12/2
2016
@mbbatz Based on this kickstarter https://t.co/dxqXjr2iZOOpen source HACCP plans https://t.co/JJMSjzu961
11/30
2016
Stay off twitter, be uninformed Feel guilty Amplify grim political tweet Feel guilty Don't tweet enough science Feel guilty Joke Feel guilty
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11/23
2016
It's going to be a long and painful night for people who understand how charts should work. https://t.co/6lbNpb5Yzp
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11/8
2016
I just went in for $30. Do it! https://t.co/moqDJtmhuW
11/1
2016
@kottke Myth debunked ages ago; real story is how reporting stays anchored to an early rush to judgment. Pls read https://t.co/crlZ4FgUKFPork roll 4 lyfe https://t.co/dfDcAnKxIG"Don't delay, your day is short, you can't afford, to wait" John K Samson - 'Postdoc Blues' https://t.co/B4hVK80C4E 😍😍😍
10/31
2016
@mattpeterturner True. For me it's somewhat psychosomatic; it was never a fave but I did used to like it before I realized it made me sick! @mattpeterturner Well, I'm allergic. Makes me feel like I ate a handful of pointy rocks. Which, texture wise, I'd prob prefer anyway tbh
10/30
2016
Excellent post. Shows just how much popular press on HIV/AIDS remains anchored to an insidiously prejudiced hypothe… https://t.co/LBPmS9Peyl @aetiology Excellent post (as usual); thank you for writing it.
10/27
2016
A story I wish I'd written: What the heck's up with #Zika microcephaly numbers? By the @washingtonpost https://t.co/LrVtg0XsNb
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10/26
2016
I’m a Person-Shaped Colony of the Measles Virus, and I Want Your Vote! https://t.co/kpaXDfc8v4
10/24
2016
Haven't read this yet, but: Epidemiology of US restaurant-associated foodborne outbreaks,1998–2013 https://t.co/DJYhprCpRx
10/20
2016
@ainzlie especially when you add in climate change -> algal bloomsWoah. Harmful algal blooms > domoic acid > razor clams > low-level chronic exposure > possible memory loss. https://t.co/MELEpGHJeG
10/19
2016
@ainzlie I'm all πŸ“βž‘οΈπŸ—‘β—οΈ @ainzlie I mostly review in emoji these days. You know, for the kids.Discount end-of-buffet scraps? Let the barfing begin. https://t.co/pRJSlvSm90 @cgpgrey If only you worked at Kodak between 1928 and 1989 https://t.co/2pTsRYEOCF
10/14
2016
Wish I could just send in this image to the journal as my complete review. https://t.co/xM0uM60uvk
10/13
2016
Solanum tuberosum! Solanum tuberosum! Solanum tuberosum! https://t.co/k7Xo0iNKnI
10/7
2016
(Super awkward, confusing, jargony video and project page though, full of abstract word painting, slight on specific details.)Huh. Cook Social is an Uber-for-home-cooked-meals thing, with some sort of food safety certification built in. https://t.co/W4pFeWaxxh
10/6
2016
Why edit that manuscript when instead you could just close your eyes and enjoy a Van Holten's Hot Pickle?A brutal, upsetting, necessary read. https://t.co/X0QOlBbC69
9/23
2016
These stunning videos are terrific teaching tools, but the experiments also provide valuable data. Awesome. https://t.co/FrNhS4QLSb
9/9
2016
Ciguatoxin is nasty. And with global seafood markets, rampant fraud, and climate change, it's on the move. https://t.co/kyDLiGDZbP
9/8
2016
Interesting state-by-state comparison of food code implementation and norovirus outbreaks https://t.co/8alUOHZkyr
9/6
2016
@frankyiannas Listen Frank, not all of us have the time or resources to wash our hands every single month.Mathematical modeling of hand hygiene interventions for norovirus in nursing homes, using real-world data. Me likey. https://t.co/xdBm5M1wxy"Actually,..." Oh boy, this pic of me mansplaining at the brilliant @WaterBetta at IAFP is the worst! https://t.co/owGFpU61QM
9/2
2016
Because refs don't know how to review it! 'Interdisciplinary research has consistently lower funding success' https://t.co/ejSLmGdV1E
Retweeted by Michael Batz @ShipLives <spits in hand> @ShipLives THIS IS WHY YOU WOULD BE BANISHED TO THE ISLAND. My version holds up. @ShipLives I prefer the version where you steal her voice and annoy everyone until you are banished forever but ok with it because coconuts @ShipLives like you're running around singing hounds of love w/ her voice, just you & the sky and sea and coconuts n shit? totally norms budReverse Voxsplaining: Drugs vs. Chairs | Slate Star Codex https://t.co/e8Xy3KIgt0
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8/30
2016
Enjoying an Aussie band, Hockey Dad. Maybe @barfblog plays bass? Nah, they ain't Canadian, ain't dads, & surely can't skate. Good tho!
8/26
2016
@MCBazacoPhD it was wonderful sharing my Younique success story and welcoming you on board as a beauty ambassador #blessed #lashes4life
8/18
2016
@fubini https://t.co/7jUdT3Kolp https://t.co/eehJ3stQuo https://t.co/nW6fTYCzbHAn alternative ranking can be found by using real-time Twitter-based data, read from the bottom up: https://t.co/jDA2k07dtXAs a prioritization #professional, I appreciate data-driven rankings: The top 10 least-loved emojis πŸ“ŸπŸ”πŸš–πŸšˆπŸ“‡πŸšπŸ“­πŸš‘πŸš πŸšŸ https://t.co/n1NSwinDa0 @thebetaforce "The car is upside down and on fire and I can't release my seatbelt, but also I think I may have spinach in my teeth. Help!"
8/5
2016
OMG "Just because you have a lot of mail to open doesn't mean you can't look fabulous while doing so." https://t.co/F7lGZTIktJ @ainzlie WHATS THE MIRROR FOR?As I depart #IAFP2016 I reflect upon the one hard question nobody could answer: just what the f*ck is this thing? https://t.co/HgQAcGpzqx
8/4
2016
A really nice run down of the #rawmilk debate at #IAFP2016 by @TheLalo. Check his timeline. #foodsfety πŸ‘ #publichealth @IAFPFood
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8/3
2016
.@ProfMajowicz sharing data on teen food safety knowledge & practices. πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ #IAFP2016 https://t.co/F8p0XjEeBYI've never been to Italy but I've been to Olive Garden
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8/2
2016
And so it begins... https://t.co/2E92kXPIcN @RebeccaGoulter the original Mike Love https://t.co/zxXthq21fi
7/31
2016
My art historian wife has a great sense of humor, but a 10th anniversary card featuring Judith beheading Holofernes might be pushing it.
6/30
2016
Pretty sure this is how you get MERS. https://t.co/Rl4HsaaMsB
6/3
2016
I am still tired, I am still salty, I still require silence. https://t.co/1B2bxY85GUHigh prevalence & genotypic diversity of Campylobacter in organic turkey farms in Germany #journalclub https://t.co/qNsIndNRQ8Sriracha Triscuits should be called Garlic Paprika Triscuits but I will still EAT THEM ALL.
6/2
2016
I am tired. I am salty. I require silence.
6/1
2016

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