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A beauty junkie/foodie/avid window shopper, who knows too many random facts, hearts art history and eats out on the daily. Tweets are mine... all mine!

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Joined Twitter 11/2/09


When I come home from any event https://t.co/p2Jq9oI7vz
6/17
2017
@MollieinSeattle @jaymeedoll @nicoleshema Beautiful ladies!Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . πŸ“ˆ Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.
Retweeted by Michelle Kelarakos @dan_brooks That's awesome lol
6/1
2017
Agreed! πŸ™ŒπŸ» https://t.co/B7UZh7iefi
5/15
2017
This is very true and yet I still watch it #pll -> 27x "Pretty Little Liars" Made You So Freaking Angry - @BuzzFeed https://t.co/YZB8Yf6lhG
5/14
2017
A Beginner's Guide to Loving Greek Coffee - Saveur https://t.co/akYtxSSgus
5/11
2017
This was my everything when I read this in the am. Worth sharing and reading again @BuzzFeed #Ellen https://t.co/pf5UUMnJAYHi, friends! I'm currently taking on strategy projects. Drop me a line if you have any leads. https://t.co/ZCmLfB32FZ
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5/10
2017
΀έλΡια! -> Chanel Brings Ancient Greece to Paris for Resort 2018 - Vogue https://t.co/BUfeUdbwGX
5/6
2017
If my kids write my epitaph, it will read 'Here lies Mother, who always seemed to want a Nap'.
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5/5
2017
Screw the Starbucks πŸ¦„ frapp. I'm about the @biggayicecream salty pimp. Happy that one of my fav… https://t.co/5kdOwv1olX
4/29
2017
Sounds good to me πŸ˜‰πŸ˜΄-> This Workout Class is a 45-Minute Nap https://t.co/vHBG6t4szD via @harpersbazaarusThe first tip is true for most stores https://t.co/4XeDbnuwP050 Must-Know Fitness Facts to Shape Your Dream Body https://t.co/RAVUmeyq29 https://t.co/mkvJkmBgRB
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4/28
2017
@AlizaLicht Please read the room and don't ask me about my pregnancy and then try to touch my belly @AlizaLicht The worst is when your toddler is having a tantrum while trying to calm them down and a woman is insist… https://t.co/1GxCWt2axqCaught up with #rhony and #rhoa and would love a read off btwn Bethenny vs Phaedra & Dorinda vs Sheree #justsayin @Andy
4/27
2017
@Andy You're not the only one! Come on get to it...Re prev tweet- as if me aiming to have three healthy children is such a bad thing. I'm fine with my boys thank you… https://t.co/dwWcWDqpemTy Sheree for this as now I can sing my way out of be chastised for having another boy & that I "need" a girl πŸ™„https://t.co/emBSiEC36c
4/20
2017
High-waisted, hip-bone-grazing, and cut-to-there, the ’80s bathing suit is back. https://t.co/HN6t9LrlMM
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4/11
2017
No words but just πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ» for Arianna #vanderpumprulesAnyone available to hold my eyelids up? #sotired #hellomonday
4/10
2017
With a tasting menu that changes often, this hidden Paris restaurant is worth the search https://t.co/OkcPdvO1ql https://t.co/SziPKXEkC8
Retweeted by Michelle KelarakosWhen you and your friends get high and hit up the nearest Michael's. #RHOBH https://t.co/Xtb7YIWItk
Retweeted by Michelle Kelarakos @eye4style They're the tops to the clear panel mom jeans, obvi! πŸ™„https://t.co/wylFmu15lD is nominated for the best movie website #Webby Award! Please vote and spread the word! Thx!… https://t.co/6liNnlJiQZ
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4/4
2017
when people are still talking about social media like it's 2009.....houston, your brand has a problem...
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4/3
2017
TRUMP MOMENT as @VeepHBO closing credit scene is πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Based on @Walldo tweet) https://t.co/aZpKydSbkn
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4/1
2017
Yes!!! https://t.co/z6sWWxAF5i @felsull seriously! Facebook is the worst for me. I don't care, go back to posting viral videos of cats and puppies
3/3
2017
Mmm 🍩.... a little souvenir I brought back w me from @DonutBar_SD #mamatobechannelinghomersimpson https://t.co/pyROgsSqoL @dan_brooks I'm still waiting on that pic of your desk lol
3/2
2017
And u get a vote! And u get a tax credit on the car I gave away years ago! And we all can eat BBBAAAARRRRRREEEAADDD! https://t.co/iqD2D0lmDd
3/1
2017
@harpersbazaarus, It's @jimmykimmel not Fallon -> Robert De Niro Shuts Down All His Haters on Twitter https://t.co/CxrpxTYPYI
2/28
2017
New drinking game for #wwhl, whenever a #vanderpumprules cast member slips the f bomb, we drink! Bottoms up @Andy!
2/27
2017
Bill Gates: There should be a 'robot tax' on the machines that take your jobs - Mashable https://t.co/IaL8Kbt2fJ
2/19
2017
In honor of #RandomActsOfKindnessDay I'm offering a 30 min mentoring phone call to the first 5 people who respond to me. #askaliza
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2/17
2017
We need more news like this then what's clogging up my news app.. 😍 thank you @GQMagazine https://t.co/rfSUIe4XlzWarning #mom tweet ahead. Any #recommendations on double stroller that's easy to push & navigate through #NYC? @educatedpalate you picked the perfect one! It's like watching someone dipping the sun ever so lightly into the MediterraneanJust reading a @mashable article about Sean Spicer name generator & I immediately thought of this #keyandpeele https://t.co/sE00863svH
2/16
2017
@MissSadeC it's become a necessity for me lol
2/15
2017
A sure way to be unhappy is comparing your life to others
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2/12
2017
@dan_brooks that's what cocktail Fridays are for in our household. How old is little one? We have a lot to catch up… https://t.co/NQkAJy8FUA
2/11
2017
Everyone might be talking about the 'Bachelor' but I'm going old school with Flavor Flaaaaaavvv! #vh1 @dan_brooks yesss! Good! I'm now employed by two toddlers with another baby on the way lol. You? @dan_brooks I need a pic of your desk to see what characters you have hanging around. Guaranteed I won't know any lol.Little one is not amused I put on a dubbed version of PJ Masks. Trying to teach him Greek... #whenparentstrytobeslickBeen on a twitter break but happy to come back & amused with some of these tweets. Much needed to see same thoughts shared on current eventsGoals https://t.co/7NLCWOWusC
2/10
2017
This is how to keep great employees & inspire growth -> The top 20 employee benefits & perks, according to Glassdoor https://t.co/zj1Okw4H9C
2/7
2017
Anytime is a good time for a margarita! πŸ‘‰πŸ»The Cocktail Everyone Was Obsessed With The Year You Were Born - Delish https://t.co/96VLDOALGe
1/28
2017
Yes please!! Cosmetic-Case Craze - Vanity Fair https://t.co/vy9VKtudYY
1/27
2017
"Alternative facts" is the new "conscious uncoupling" πŸ™„Anthropologists Discover Ancient Greek Super PAC That Helped Shape First Democracy https://t.co/0VlyoS1yOT https://t.co/NiBaNjphQA
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1/23
2017
Anyone who thinks there isn't meaning behind fashion hasn't been watching @MichelleObama. We will miss you, First L… https://t.co/KJORl0Gtx7
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1/21
2017
Introducing this Spring's starting line-up of new colors: Navy, Indigo, Ivory and Red Lacquer! https://t.co/N29XoDZWC5
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1/17
2016
The Fondation Louis Vuitton exhibition is being called one of the most important art exhibitions ever held in Paris. https://t.co/rE3VfFt6Ix
Retweeted by Michelle Kelarakos @EuropeanWax I've been trying for almost a year to resolve an issue and was told this would be escalated to corp. Can someone pls help me
10/21
2016
Now waiting for @nbcsnl #debatenight https://t.co/4pacHDXzxy#debatenight https://t.co/kacF8DlJO4
10/19
2016
The best boots for fall, according to podiatrists: https://t.co/zsR0deNABp
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10/13
2016
Take a look at the history of firsts for American women https://t.co/0nVDtC8dtR
Retweeted by Michelle KelarakosI don't get it but this came to mind! https://t.co/xOQ5d4Gbxi https://t.co/BglPyFdMdPCelebrate #30Rock's anniversary with the show's most underrated lines: https://t.co/mjLUBqt3M0 https://t.co/l1tl2hviOa
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10/11
2016
Here are the five best moves supermodels use to stay toned, all using the kettle bell: https://t.co/ghQP9V2co8
Retweeted by Michelle KelarakosIsn't Jacqueline being hypocritical when saying she believes the "soldiers" when she's been friends with Teresa the longest? #RHONJ
10/2
2016
Would love if the reunion hosts would do a switch. Wonder how @Andy will handle the Aussies and Alex Perry the Americans #RHOMelbourne
9/24
2016
Beauty from within- 12 Foods You Should Eat To Prevent Dry Skin - Delish https://t.co/ELIB06LPseWaiting patiently for #ScreamQueens #thankscoffeedonkey https://t.co/bdZCKfFdcv
9/20
2016
Great with an hour head start for a 20 minute drive @Uber_NYC managed for me to miss sons swim class. Wish there was a subway by his class @davesmith02 thank you!!!I guess I'll try @lyft Has anyone tried before?Been waiting over 20 minutes to have 3 @Uber_NYC cancel on me for no reasons. This is so ridiculous!
9/16
2016
Wonder if I'll see this on the streets -> Ear Makeup Is the Crazy New Trend We Can't Stop Staring At #NYFW https://t.co/7bcvsF5PEM
9/14
2016
I was brave when I took my boy to his 1st day of school ever... then this happened in the hallway #firstdayofschool https://t.co/rXGxPj6gmx
9/8
2016

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