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Seen on Comedy Central, VH1, MTV, HLN, NickMom, the corner looking confused. Head of Editorial & Creator Community at @Laugh_Exchange.

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AUGUST 19, 2019 ALBUM NO. 2 “SO YOU JUST OUT HERE?” ON @LambRecordings https://t.co/pIo8MTcUeJ
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaIn Trump’s America, the CATS trailer is the least awful thing I’ve seen in weeks.
7/19
2019
@DeltaBill3 Bye, Bill. @DeltaBill3 I'm not calling you a name. When you refuse to learn facts you remain ignorant of the truth. I know you… https://t.co/cF6uR4Qqcu @DeltaBill3 Okay, Bill. Remain ignorant. If that's what you really want. I'm sorry. @DeltaBill3 Yep. @DeltaBill3 Bill, you asked for facts. I'm giving you facts. Examine the racism you have been indoctrinated in. I k… https://t.co/YS47o24Qeb @DeltaBill3 Here's more: https://t.co/X4aJCnZ7WG @DeltaBill3 Trump took out a full page ad in The NY Times that was a racist dog whistle against the 5 boys accused… https://t.co/TpEdyfczST @DeltaBill3 The phrase "go back to your country" is racist, and it violates anti-discrimination law: https://t.co/YzbTlhj5iN @DeltaBill3 Well Bill, that's sad, because he is racist. I hope you'll continue to educate yourself. Good luck! @RealChrisCal Same same but different: I look at the men on the subway who look happy and then I check for a weddin… https://t.co/nNMm4gyTwS @SelenaCoppock I'm so afraid of what will happen if/when retail dies. It scares me to death. @DeltaBill3 Bill - you seemed like a nice enough guy when we met at a show in Queens - the most diverse place in th… https://t.co/EzQrZPquUy
7/18
2019
Hi everyone! I booked my tickets for the trip. They were $62... https://t.co/7zp7JuDMVF
7/16
2019
I have an opportunity to go help asylum seekers at the border in August thanks to @missbreton, and I'm raising mone… https://t.co/DlLfglMEdD @StacysFunny Hey!
7/15
2019
@kthalps @ilyamarritz @joshgondelman I didn’t know that was you, Katie! This is all so awesome. @JeanGreasy’s show… https://t.co/Rr4w39VJqQThanks, Heidi! https://t.co/pYqW6bmYny
7/14
2019
@katethewasp Read this. It will make you laugh, and hopefully get you on board: https://t.co/nrkKuiYaeh @katethewasp I think she's the sexiest person alive, has swag for days, is an incredible showman, has a huge ass he… https://t.co/uBTmCa6hUt
7/11
2019
@lenubienne You are the most beautiful woman in the world! 😍 @brooke_arnold Did you read this? https://t.co/E4Aot5Cc28
7/9
2019
@deray 😭😭😭Wrote about Megan Rapinoe, Kelley O'Hara, and gay feelings https://t.co/DH4txbN95i
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaMegan Rapinoe says women's soccer "can't do anything more" to prove they deserve equal pay https://t.co/mLWMWjIVtl
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaTold ya. https://t.co/tWbbpyUhZY
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaWe all want to have sex with Megan Rapinoe right?
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @samuelhmorrison hahahaha she loves you and wants you to be a strong boy
7/8
2019
This is an epic time to be alive https://t.co/R3qP8vkRmB
7/7
2019
@SamGrittner It's ok. You can do it!
7/5
2019
HAHAHAHAH IMAGINE VOTING FOR A MAN WHEN THERE ARE FOUR FEMALE SENATORS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT HAHAHAHAHA!
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @SelenaCoppock Thank god @SelenaCoppock Which one dies? @katiecompa Me it’s me thank you so much. Both of you. 🙏🙏 @zoe_samuel Feeling anxious? Elizabeth Warren has a Xan for that.
7/2
2019
Thank you Kayde from @JetBlue at JFK! Made our morning! Unaccompanied minor travel is stressful but I so appreciate… https://t.co/YekpjMGSvO @perspolicy @nataliesurely Lol “randos”
6/29
2019
@nataliesurely Tech bros: "We're going to do whatever we're going to do & our decisions/innovations that will chang… https://t.co/OJH4IZQPh1Thread https://t.co/zVH626N11athe narcissism required of Max Boot, David Brooks & Meghan McCain to constantly do the “how will dems win over peop… https://t.co/wFnffLKgn9
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaThe president is a rapist https://t.co/uVRtMnqQLS
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaThe emperor has no clothes: the GOP truly has no plan, no agenda, & no positive vision for the future of the United… https://t.co/e5CQJ07PLu
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6/28
2019
Premiere of Very Nice People Saying Very Nice Things tonight with @zachlennonsimon ! @QEDAstoria at 7:30! Premier… https://t.co/k1UGMb2Qxs
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaAn adult who happens to be the face of our political system in this country just tweeted “BORING!” like a fucking c… https://t.co/FsfqXmhPtR
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaNo one should be above the law—that includes the president of the United States. I’ve got a plan to ensure that a s… https://t.co/XpH3TYbFy7
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia.@ewarren can make our government, our economy, and our country work for everyone—not just those at the top.… https://t.co/GbkEJdwAjJ
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6/27
2019
Tomorrow!!! Me, @NotPatReilly, @missckc, @humancomedian, the amazing Joe Harris—all at @DontTellMamaNYC! https://t.co/qGY7R9UIma
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6/26
2019
Reminder to join us tonight (doors 7p, $6 Happy Hour cocktails til 9) at @MadameXNYC for @layingitdownnyc with… https://t.co/k2g3XnwKFE
6/18
2019
@ComedyCake @layingitdownnyc @MadameXNYC @rebecca_vigil Thanks, Comedy Cake! 🥰😂🎂Quick Dish NY: Tomorrow @layingitdownnyc! with Carolyn & Shalewa @MadameXNYC with host @missckc & guest host… https://t.co/zkNtZBiomQ
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @silkyjumbo @layingitdownnyc @MadameXNYC @rebecca_vigil Lol truly chock full o nuts 🥜😭 https://t.co/AR6DZHgVUTTuesday June 18 7:30 @MadameXNYC we’ve got an insanely great lineup for @layingitdownnyc! Venmo $8 to layingitdown… https://t.co/yMWWAg8c7n
6/17
2019
@niftynyc Submitted! If you could recommend us before the day of that would be amazing! Thank you! <3Watching @TiffanyHaddish on Letterman Netflix. Have you still not met Carol Burnett?! Someone needs to make this happen!
6/15
2019
@niftynyc would love for you to list/feature/tweet this amazing comedy show! Thank you! ❤️ https://t.co/tb7Bs72sAHListen to @silkyjumbo & @missckc on the BUST pod https://t.co/Nm3nfoslij talking @layingitdownnyc at @madamexnyc! G… https://t.co/WFa4vuUeDD
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @emilyrems @silkyjumbo @bust_magazine 🥰😘 @bust_magazine @silkyjumbo Love BUST!Oh hey @silkyjumbo & I were on the BUST podcast promoting our show, @layingitdownnyc! Next show is TUES 6/18 7:30p… https://t.co/8jCH0l4KDW
6/14
2019
We've got a really musical show for PRIDE on Tues 6/18 7:30p @MadameXNYC! Laying It Down with Carolyn & Shalewa & s… https://t.co/D98uZMpkFn
6/13
2019
@rebecca_vigil Can’t wait! 🏳️‍🌈💃🏽🎉💅💯 @ariel_comedy Love you ❤️🏳️‍🌈Just added @catccohen to this already amaze lineup: @dannycohenworld @alex3nglish @MehranX @ChloeKoser @Justsydnychttps://t.co/cJc0wkj5k2We put Jokes in Your Face is back!! We have a solid line-up of joke placement experts for you, so come out on Sunda… https://t.co/diBf1cLiPo
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6/12
2019
@DeltaBill3 How is that funny tho? Doesn’t it make you sad to have an illiterate man who holds up blank pieces of p… https://t.co/wRyGs4k0AXThe American President is the dumbest man alive. He’s evil, too. But he’s just so staggeringly, insanely dumb. We a… https://t.co/6wi5CmAft8Men in New York are like a dine-in only restaurant in that they DO NOT DELIVER.
6/11
2019
@SelenaCoppock We were in the bathroom alone together haha. But I didn’t try to greet her in the shitter. Had to le… https://t.co/TBtKik9bGx
6/7
2019
@SelenaCoppock I did a show for Gloria Steinem. It was terrifying.Dear millennials: please say please and thank you in work emails, even if it feels formal or tedious. It is literal… https://t.co/P4WJQCkrg3
6/6
2019
@ymmayer Well I died at your description so now we have to make this songI just listened to the last half hour and sobbed. Thank you everyone from WPLJ! What a moment. Thank you. ❤️ https://t.co/vOv7OVAfUkWho is worse: people who follow you on Insta just to get a "follow back" but who you know will unfollow once they g… https://t.co/EAVxJ4KUvp @ymmayer exactly!! @ymmayer 🤣 interspersed with HUGE TRUMP and ch-chingsMen who say 'surely' should be arrested and detained indefinitely @SelenaCoppock This *and* GET A VASECTOMY, DICKHOLE. The phrase "pro-birth men" makes me shudder.Read the thread https://t.co/wMpxN67sDf
5/31
2019
Raise your hand if you’re willing to march demanding Trump resign or face an impeachment trial. A big and long impe… https://t.co/EPHwHKYehf
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaCan we please all agree that this experiment of having a dumb TV host and shady real estate developer with 6 bankru… https://t.co/98361P1KSm
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaTwitter : Free Dave Hill. Let him back on Twitter - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/4jLfYY3Bug via @ChangePLZ ADD TO THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA: No more bathrooms with stalls. Private bathrooms only! No one wants to shit with company!DISNEY may halt filming in Georgia because of abortion law, @LARichwine reports for Reuters. “I don’t see how it’s… https://t.co/44iTytKFqv
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaWorld Health Organization will no longer categorize transgender as mental disorder https://t.co/4TaaYmuUgy https://t.co/zJ9ZxKYEXK
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @SelenaCoppock She'll get dragged, but she'll drag back! And win!LOVE YOU @AOC @ewarren https://t.co/aFBs4EElx1 @SelenaCoppock I LOVE THEM BOTH I'M SO HAPPYMajor news on the eve of #WorldPride: NYC’s next public monument will honor pioneering trans activists Marsha P. Jo… https://t.co/wt3BQVfZFh
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5/30
2019
@welchjay yupSo hard to shop for office wear that goes from Global Warming to Frozen Tundra & back. Which wool hats and scarves… https://t.co/Y7IAQujX9yExcited! Congrats @jacquelinenovak! https://t.co/6M8UL0xoYr @SenSchumer Impeach @mollyrubenlong I used to just not have Tuesdays because of this phenomenon @RepJerryNadler You're my rep. I've called your office stating I was for impeachment. I'm tweeting it to you now, a… https://t.co/Us5mld3t5vRight now, there's a limited opportunity for @HouseDemocrats to control the information space and garner as much su… https://t.co/RBkhfEIp5g
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaWhat Robert Mueller basically did was return an impeachment referral. Now it is up to Congress to hold this preside… https://t.co/Ijx4Epaemw
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5/29
2019

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