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Seen on Comedy Central, VH1, MTV, HLN, NickMom, the corner looking confused. Head of Editorial & Creator Community at @Laugh_Exchange.

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Thursday I'm in #Lancaster PA headlining! Come see me! I'm a lot of fun and I might wear red pants. https://t.co/0kPen7T2iR
2/19
2019
“What are you getting for Valentine’s Day?” Me: Trash.
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaA day full of love… I HATE IT.
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaWatch 2 Dope Queens on @HBO. This Friday, 2/15 at 11pm. Ya girl's out here. Badtz-Maru tattoo poppin'. https://t.co/n34JV2JiyU
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2/14
2019
Yo yo yo: @outby10 is an Editor's Pick in @nytimes today for #ValentinesDay. Thx @SeanLMcCarthy Get your tix before… https://t.co/f8jGJFQHck
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2/13
2019
It’s amazing how simple it is to describe these ‘difficult’ problems when you’re willing to tell the truth. https://t.co/9KK67BoDd4
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaAlways wanted Daddy Warbucks to be my dad. Who doesn't want a tap dancing dad?! RIP Albert Finney.NEW ADDITION to @Outby10 Valentine's Show: Joan Rivers calls her HYSTERICAL. Come laugh about #love. Save $5 online… https://t.co/QqSYGWhmPo
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaWell this article made me cry. Thank you so much @thecomicscomic for these beautiful words. https://t.co/NsZ079Pxfg https://t.co/aTD71VRMj3
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaWomen succeed all the time without a man by their side. Men almost never succeed without a woman pushing them, supp… https://t.co/wo28Givmpp
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2/8
2019
GPS is a technology we use every day. Do you know who Dr. Gladys West is, what she did or how GPS was developed? I… https://t.co/g1iByFDGIb
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaIf Carrie Bradshaw is drinking a Stella she must be back with Aiden
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @silkyjumbo Been there so many times! I don't have any good advice because the only thing that ever worked for me w… https://t.co/7FWdJaIAWq
2/4
2019
I'm the "Unorganized Expert" on The Unofficial Expert podcast today with the hilarious @Justsydnyc & @MsReeezy! So… https://t.co/6KVkZGk17M @JohnRobertsFun @EllenPage @StephenAtHome She's fearless! https://t.co/bDaVVZZWpW
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @ymmayer modeling @YoMikeBrown Bro you got name dropped multiple times! lol
2/1
2019
There's never been a joke that speaks to moms, kids, football fans & gamers all at once, but @CaliseHawkins found i… https://t.co/WouFBwvdS8
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @JesseDavidFox @megh_wright Thanks for including me @funnygirljax! Agreed! I live to serve. I will add @silkyjumbohttps://t.co/yJWYj3YDLw
1/31
2019
I had a fun & also serious convo with @AdkinsMary & @katadudle on their new podcast I'm Still Here, about having a… https://t.co/exw9tsvXJC
1/30
2019
I’m not exaggerating when I say the President actually thinks that banks are postponing mortgages and supermarkets… https://t.co/0RMM6dsFit
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @Justsydnyc no @YoMikeBrown I have a kid so I see almost no one from comedy outside of comedy settings but if you ever want to han… https://t.co/1pB0H4jtzd
1/26
2019
The last 35 days have been a nightmare for hundreds of thousands of Americans. Grateful to them for their work. The… https://t.co/TocuI22uCG
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaImportant thread https://t.co/IiXjnUXIoCToday marks the second time that nearly 800,000 federal workers won’t receive their paycheck. They're being forced… https://t.co/ZbprhXQATi
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @BanterGirlSTW @lizcomedy @TheComedyStore @bobbyleelive There were 3 women out of 18 on your Original Room lineup.… https://t.co/6oa6akKFmI
1/25
2019
Today @Erik_Bergstrom @DrKatBurdick @SarahKomedy @UnstoppableFail Cristina Arroyo @UsamaBinLaughin @theBorisK &… https://t.co/qK1MdfZLIv
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaDid you know you can support comics on Laugh Exchange by giving them LOLS? Check it out! https://t.co/mom89ufcS5 https://t.co/vtsSaA4wG1
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1/24
2019
Hey, how ya doing. Cool question. This has happened to me literally hundreds of times. W/ the Black Israelites. Thr… https://t.co/6sj2KDrrXi
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaIt's a rarity to know someone so effortlessly funny who was crushing it in comedy and making his dreams come true,… https://t.co/7mMZOH0rLY
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaKevin ❤️😭 https://t.co/0DkfJMEDEK
1/22
2019
@iamcardib made it a song https://t.co/pg76z3XVe8
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1/18
2019
She was so good. Even though she didn't have to be. 😇❤️ Thank you for all your beautiful sweet notions, Mary Oliver. https://t.co/mTS5h4vuJJ @ChambersComedy LOL every time something stupid happens to me I always think, "This is why I'm a comic."
1/17
2019
Come see stand up Wed 1/16 @HalyardsBar ! This month we’ve got: @harikondabolu @missckc @imandyhayneshttps://t.co/35tVAxBymb
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1/16
2019
@SelenaCoppock haha I remember the first couple times I went up there I was obsessed with cracking the shape of the room!!! @Vspiz & I walked up to her and said hi & Venessa got her info, then booked her at Union Hall. We love you! Keep kicking ass, AOC!I first met @AOC at a Black Lives Matter rally and then shared a bill with her on a comedy show. She is different ... THANK GOD. @marcellacomedy hahahaha
1/11
2019
The American people did not organize the biggest midterm election in ~100 years so their new leaders could sit back… https://t.co/K6NFzsLiyd
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaThis is classy AF https://t.co/N7sUCvOToF @lenubienne They are so smart! @lenubienne lol I think she could @lenubienne You always make me cry, Fernanda! I love her so much. <3 She can be in AOC's cabinet. :) @SelenaCoppock I like that they have to drink to plan their wedding @katiecompa hahahahaha I don't know but I want out @SelenaCoppock hahaha that is such a funny visual @lenubienne In theory, yes. In reality I have decided I am an earth-bound creature who will die here, probably whil… https://t.co/5mpv4YTNDb @lenubienne yup <3 I love you <3A lot of times this is what the world feels like to me: MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN ME… https://t.co/c1Eb9SHExQ @SelenaCoppock haha send a pic! @SelenaCoppock haha scarves ... everywhere @silkyjumbo I LOVE YOU! @ChambersComedy Say it whatever way rhymes! I think it's Tah-zo but I dunno.People are always like, "once YOU love YOU, you will find love in partner" meanwhile every murderer + homeless drug… https://t.co/rsyXyY2J5b
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaTo be a likable woman candidate just follow these simple rules: Don’t be old, don’t be young, don’t be middle aged,… https://t.co/OH5WsJo9nJ
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @IrinaVoronina hahaShout-out to @JeanGreasy! You might like this if you're into healing and shit. <3 https://t.co/ON5qxOfEVN
1/8
2019
@poetastrologers hahaAdult Brock Turner served 3 months for raping an unconscious woman because prison would “ruin his life” while teena… https://t.co/rM2djwJhHe
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1/7
2019
This Friday 1/4: LIVE FROM OUTER SPACE!! with @MikeDrucker @CarmenLagala @mattkoff @jess_salomon @cevichepapihttps://t.co/8DjQwuxFPz
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1/4
2019
I am legit so happy about this! My little podcast with my kid made a list! Listen to @DaughterNosBest on iTunes, St… https://t.co/vUqCYu6uua
1/3
2019
Tonight! https://t.co/Fvr1WBEaSwThis is unquestionable. Pure science. https://t.co/K1Zw6hI56z
1/2
2019
@Justsydnyc Love you, Sydnee! <3In 2019 I'm dedicated to being a man of action. I've been existentially depressed about global warming for a while… https://t.co/pT42ItGlmq @oldschoolrockst Life's too short. Watch these comics instead: @myqkaplan @KeithMalley @elizaskinner @MykaFoxhttps://t.co/3jWbBqNFtB
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1/1
2018
Thanks, Vanessa! Love these women as well. https://t.co/hD1rbH0oP8
12/31
2018
Negin begins a much needed a holiday break in this episode featuring an cast of Fake The Nation All Stars with… https://t.co/it1ASADdec
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaGet it if you don't have it or you don't get it https://t.co/blbS4yFGOR @JeanGreasy Always think about you saying this this time of year!
12/28
2018
I wanted to have a lighthearted chat about comedy but Gary was all tell me more about your grandparents' murder-sui… https://t.co/nyu03mzhdg
12/19
2018
@EmilyMcWinter Public park. God built it, and it's full of dog shit. Best of both!
12/18
2018
In which a Lyft passenger throws up on the neck of the driver in front of him, a tale of "feedback culture" brought… https://t.co/fDTiArf2p3
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12/14
2018
I had so much fun recording with Syd & Negin!!! And Harry in the booth. :) https://t.co/ScmXSleY71 @luisadieznuts Awesome Luisa and thank you! I have a podcast with my daughter @DaughterNosBest. :)Listen to me and Syd on Negin’s podcast #FakeTheNation. Episode up now! We recorded this morning & I had a great da… https://t.co/LwtVzR9yFg
12/7
2018
"What White Supremacy Means to Me" by Ross Douthat
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaRoss Douthat's "Why We Miss The WASPs" column is truly remarkable because it is both utter, racist garbage and is a… https://t.co/eqdqiXtRf3
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12/5
2018
It’d be cool if like, poor people could write opinions for newspapers
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @humancomedian @Laugh_Exchange LOLTonight! At @BellHouseNY! https://t.co/Ok6Gm95eVzWe've got 8 comics doing jokes about 8 crazy nights! Play #HANUKKAH now! Watch, Laugh, Vote, Win:… https://t.co/ZRHAQ6ufJx
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12/4
2018
Watch out, @curlycomedy's about to PASS THE BALL 🏈. The show is ON till 9:30p ET! Watch, laugh, vote, & win:… https://t.co/zexlKAvll4
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaThis is my first TED Talk. I spent weeks fretting over what to say until I realized that I could just tell the trut… https://t.co/RcI1RpQJfU
Retweeted by Carolyn CastigliaYou must be Division I to play PASS THE BALL today. JK😜. Watch, Laugh, Vote & Win Cash from 12:30-9:30p ET:… https://t.co/zyt001CujJ
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11/30
2018
@asavwms @niche Thanks, Asa!
11/28
2018
.@AliciaHawkes the #internet is a scary place😱. https://t.co/lvOlhbglCe
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @curlycomedy hahahaha @JeanGreasy I love you through all iterations of all this space and time shit! THANK YOU for being you! My pastor <… https://t.co/kfG5zsUv3R
11/27
2018
@DougBenson @LawsonComedy89 I can charge you a lot if it makes you feel better @LawsonComedy89 @DougBenson I am free
11/26
2018
spend Thanksgiving Eve at @matchgamenyc co-hosted by Mx. @tiffanyleigh & guest host @SarahKomedy featuring @missckchttps://t.co/PhbDLocLSK
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11/21
2018
I remember the first time I ate mashed potatoes more clearly than my first kiss
Retweeted by Carolyn Castiglia @JediGigi @Laugh_Exchange @curlycomedy Congrats to you! You were also our very first winner! Meant to be!
11/19
2018
@ariel_comedy I love you!!!Why do I ever for one second think I'm not perfect just the way I am? Thanks for shootin' these cute curves, Ryan B… https://t.co/mANBIPqG9e
11/16
2018
My #ThursdayThoughts are COME TO EXTRA SAUCE TONIGHT AT @thepitnyc! Me and @ariel_comedy have so much fun entertain… https://t.co/98EBtvRQuOI'm in my stand up comedy bag tonight at @thepitnyc, 9PM hosted by @ariel_comedy & @missckc https://t.co/1q4CxPJQtQ https://t.co/hEYGmTi7Na
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11/15
2018

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