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Username: Novelist, playwright, traveler, TED speaker, essayist, feminist, nonmonogamist, y estoy aprendiendo espaΓ±ol muy lentamente.

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@chaosprime @NMamatas yeah duh read the Cliterature @kirstinbutler Congratulations! You AND @lydiakiesling!? Unstoppable! @nkjemisin Though that's only one possible projection, of course. It's still wonderfully exciting news. :) @nkjemisin Have you read KSR's Aurora? I can't help but think of it whenever I see discoveries of new exoplanets...*shudder*. @McFlyCahill90 No worries, I deleted that tweet lol...I was just worried it'd gotten lost in the mail! @McFlyCahill90 Fantastic. 😊
@cynfinite and you're allowed to change your mind. often, even. :) @cynfinite long story short: nobody has to get married. do what's right for you. @cynfinite haha sorry i deleted it. just remembering how many happily married people i know and not to shit on them. @mkazoo ugghhhh so lucky. I still dream about it all the time. First place I traveled alone. "The Quartered Isle." @mkazoo I adore that island. @lydiakiesling @lydiakiesling please tell me what is the first word on the next page @indyfromspace πŸ˜β€οΈπŸ’”
@YaBoyDannyBlaze we're makin up for it *cracks knuckles* @YaBoyDannyBlaze yes def. i was spending it all on reading nerdy fantasy series HAHAHAHAHAHA @YaBoyDannyBlaze loooooool i was still a vergen then @YaBoyDannyBlaze usher should write a song about making love til 2:30am then takin a damn nap then ok again around 7am then nap then 11am @YaBoyDannyBlaze listening now. making love till the sun comes up sounds exhausting af tbh @crackpothall @EllenKushner cc @alliemullin :) @AnandWrites πŸ˜‚ Oh dear. But also, kind of awesome.
@TEDTalks ❀️ @marutaro2000 @ArielDumas that was legit profound
@matness WHOOAAA! Awesome!!! 😊 @matness why do you ask? @matness I don't think so! Irish origin though--County Wexford/Wicklow, descendent of Bran. @matness ❀️😘❀️ @matness oh wow. @matness AAAAHGHGGGFF 😍 @matness oh this is the best. Thank you. (And happy birthday ❀️) @chanelpuke true. cc @swami93 @natalydawn @Thetarynarnold This has become my Bible. Thank you. @kacealexander Bookmarking for when I can afford. Xoxoxo. @nasrat persona jealousy TBH πŸ˜‚ @charlietheking ....and the Infinite Radish.
@alliemullin I would love one. Be down in a sec? @ElectraMourning xo. :) in the shits of it as we speak.I'm having a very difficult day today. Please send prayers and good wishes. Thank you.
smackity smack smack slurp smack slurp crackle crackle smack click click slurp clickall of which is to say, for a show about a funeral parlor, Six Feet Under has A LOT OF KISSING SO FAR πŸ˜–and if I'm watching something alone, I go "aaagghhhhghhcghgggghggg staaaaaahhhhhhp" so I don't hear the wet smacking fact: i cannot bear watching or hearing kissing onscreen. it's some kind of misophonia. I have to cover my eyes with my hands or shirt.DURHAM: If @ProfessorToon gets to $6500 in the next 3 days, an anonymous donor will give the rest. LET'S DO THIS! @PantslessReader hehehe thank youGlorious light for reading. @shaosfantastic @razakumari I saw him in the trailer and was like "holy Jesus mashallah" @Exit_The_Void Good. @ccfinlay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ohhhhhhh lol @ccfinlay What? πŸ˜‚ @mantej πŸ˜‚ cc @swami93 @razakumari baleh 😘 @ccfinlay You are so channeling ThΓ©oden, CC. (A good thing.)Nate Parker is a piece of shit. Let's ignore his movie and move on. @KathyRandall @AnneWheaton I so feel this tweet. This is my life. Get behind me Satan. @shannonmulaire πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @indyfromspace 😍😍😍 you home?? @indyfromspace come on over 😘making trout with a side of carrots in butter yogurt dill sauce ...who am i and what have i done with meAfternoon work. @lydiakiesling That is an awesome development. I'll do it as soon as I can...just on principle alone.Lochte should be extradited & banned from future Olympics. Such an embarrassment to the US. @neilhimself πŸ’œSeems like a good time to RT this. Bodies look like that when they get older. And this stunt is "funny" only if you think those bodies are inherently "sad."Y'all, if that "naked Trump statues" thing comes around, don't RT it. Exactly the sort of elder body shaming I was talking about last week. @blotterrag 😜 @TheFix @clairevaye So, elder body shaming. Super cool. Wonder how they'll feel when their or their parents' bodies look like that. @scalzi @edschweppe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @blotterrag It was the current one, but it was in the White House, bc Secretary of State, I think. 😊 @scalzi Start a conversation. I suggest opening line "Come here often?" @monicabyrne13 schnedenfreude.png
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @photomattmills YYYYAAAAASSSSS @Toure I was hoping this would take up the news day: My wonderful childhood dog, Abby. I'd wrap her up like a burrito & take pictures of her. And she'd let me. SHIT that last RT. That is SUCH GOOD NEWS.BREAKING: Justice Department issues momentous order to Bureau of Prisons: Begin phasing out private prisons now
Retweeted by Monica ByrneI dreamt I was sitting with Hillary Clinton in her office, helping her edit a speech and eating cake. It was so nice. @mlegaspisanchez πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜ @BoobsRadley Thank you. @charlesatan :) @BinaShah Indeed! I know about those. But I wanted to create a really quick, at-a-glance reference. "Carnivale ep. 1? Yes. OK..."still in love
@THR @AVAETC @Oprah I like "equilibration" better than either of those words. Implies the most natural state of diffusion. @samishah Yes. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @samishah When I come round, you should show me your favorite cafe! I like flat whites 😊 @samishah I've been wanting to visit forever.Each member of Ava Duvernay's All-Female Directorial Team of #QueenSugar has Booked a Television Director's Gig!
Retweeted by Monica ByrneAfternoon Bites: Bhanu Kapil, Aaron Burch Interviewed, Garrard Conley Nonfiction, Monica Byrne, and More
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @CalMorgan Oh!? Ok, I'll tell my agent 😊 @QueenPlz Right? And the lab I used to work in. cc @JulieByrneHUCS... @CalMorgan we woulda pitched you. :(Whoa! Huge jump in views over the last 48 hours. I dunno why but I like it. :) @indyfromspace AWWWWWW YEAHKarma is amazing...@monicabyrne13 gave me talk launch mojo and look at right now
Retweeted by Monica ByrneIs that Larry David? Because this is a Larry David moment come to life.
Retweeted by Monica ByrneNew post: In praise of freebleeding. NORTH CAROLINA! @ProfessorToon is an incredibly talented hometown artist funding his own tour. Go contribute! @TEDTalks @indyfromspace @robert_rwallace 😊 @PatrickInNC 😊