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Author of The Girl in the Road. Playwright at @olittlegreenpig. Traveler, everywhere. Subscribe:

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I'm afraid it's true. @samishah @samishah Or are you writing mine? Seriously. #neverendingstory @samishah that is the exact scenario for a short story i'm writing.
@hrcaffee heheheheheheheheheHillary is right. Bernie trashed Obama's policies routinely to me and other reporters, especially in 2011-2013 period.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @EnlightFundy ..........YETi know i shouldn't use cadbury eggs like vaginal suppositories and yet"I am not a single-issue candidate and I do not believe we live in a single-issue country." #DemDebate
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @iranikanjari empress.America in 2016. 3 siblings picking up their daily allowance of bottled water from the Fire Dept in Flint, MI
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @Wellesley @DrPaulaJohnson WOOOHOOOOOOOO! Welcome, Dr. Johnson!!! @YaBoyDannyBlaze LOLhahahahahaha Vancouver @TEDTalks @Jezebel the surrealism is spreading from the source, @jeffvandermeerIranian Poet and Activist Hashem Shaabani Executed.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @canislatrans was all so very painless when you ran out to receive all that false instruction which we never could believeIt's Lent. That means I can start playing Music From Big Pink. This is according to my own liturgical calendar; YMMV. @aatishb @NewYorker Another puzzle piece clicks in place. ;) @NewYorker @aatishb this is holy nutbags crazy amazing and i haven't even read it yet @rachsyme thank you. thank you @romantestroet hahahahaha. i got #nothinbutlove since '91 babyone good reason to hire an acting coach for TED talk: you learn you've been mispronouncing both "duvet" & "vista" your entire lifeIf you want to get the booklet of the TED story I'm performing next week, deadline is soon! Subscribe here: GRAVITATIONAL WAVES @minter LOLdangers of making all my FB posts public: vomitus from randosThe Girl in the Road in context of the new wave of science fiction: climate change as lived reality. @techinsider @romantestroet hehe I think he was running away from everyone.or should have given one πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½aaaaaaaaahhhh Mike Krzyzewski just came in to (and out of) the restaurant I'm in. should have asked for a Lenten blessing πŸ™πŸ½My alma mater @Wellesley has a new President! WELCOME, Dr. Johnson! ❀️
is there a secret 10mph speed limit in downtown Durham I'm not aware ofNew post: The month of cold sweat. @JoshuaACNewman DOUBTING THOMAS @anujpant2001 thank you so much :) @anujpant2001 LOLOL @anujpant2001 i have, courtesy of @swami93. but i want to be able to go to bed with a calm heart tonight. lol @Exit_The_Void holy nutbughow is this man a real man that exists
@crowguye THERE'S HOPE @neilhimself new landspeed record!beyoncΓ© shows that no matter how famous a woman gets she'll never not be accused of excessive self-regard, so, might as well do what we wanti'd take his ass to red lobster but he's vegetarian @afnewton Of course they did. And then Han punches that guy. @mjrobbins ;) @mjrobbins Everything tastes like Communion wine to me....... ;) @diamonde is that known? i didn't know.Excellent. ❀️ > rehearsing talk for the 28th time @pushinghoops ataturk intl was so surreal. everyone eating their breakfast, lunch, or dinner, according to where they came from & were goingok kanye ya lost me. good luck w everything. @jeffvandermeer Not mutually exclusive.Art by Emma Arvida Bystrom. Yes upon yes.'s Market, #13. First base and fourth in lineup. πŸ’ͺ🏼'm glad Woods asked around, but fact that any of this still "comes as a surprise" to male researchers makes me crazy. Open your damn eyes.And again: no surprise to those who worked with him. "The sexual misconduct case that has rocked anthropology." @drskyskull ❀️ Thank you.Like to curl up with a good story? Subscribe. Next story drops next week (it's the one I'm presenting at TED). πŸ˜‰ @eightk 😜I WANT A FASNACHT. Where are my fellow central Pennsylvanians. See you in line at St. Cyril and Methodius. @afnewton @moselmensch 😝 @kumarei πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ» @crowguye WHAT. I don't even have a joke for that, that's so stupid @alkali19 😝so are there any sodomy parties happening this weekend in Michigan or whatI wonder how many art forms have begun specifically as a solution to an economic problem experienced by artists of the day. Maybe...most.It's New Hampshire Primary Day! If you're with Hillary, let her know why by tweeting #ImWithHer.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @KathyRandall πŸ˜‰I just cried so much I got a headache. god, claire danes, leonardo dicaprio...thank you.but nooooo just freak out, grab a gun and drive. TYPICAL MONTAGUEuggghhh this is so frustrating to watch. LOOK AROUND IN THE DAMN GRASS, ROMEO, THE UPS LEFT A NOTICE @elizphil oh yes. that pretty astronaut. @charlesatan thanks :)ok now I got the TED talk down cold. now i gotta work the text and shit. acting is hard.
@djforge sounds like some art needs to be made. if she's not doing it, you doi wonder when i'm going to lose my first hand it should be soon
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @djforge categorically evil. i include myself. @djforge beyoncΓ© winning the game or changing the game or winning the game or changing the game or winning the game or changing the game or #both @ccfinlay Oh wow! Happy one-year anniversary! :)Just because folks aren't engaged in the work in ways that you're engaged doesn't mean that folks aren't working.
Retweeted by Monica ByrneYou can STILL contribute to the amazingly successful Ursula K. Le Guin documentary campaign. New goal: $200K. @ECthetwit I know. Can't get over it. Don't wanna. @djolder ....that's the sound my brain makes when I read something like that. @djolder You know the sound that second alien makes when Finn is running through the farmer's market on Jakku looking for water?....i think i've unfollowed all the white ppl complaining about "formation" bc all i see in my feed is a steady hail of praise (as it should be) @lurie_john @BAKKOOONN @saladinahmed SALADIN @outlooksprings Holy shit, congratulations! This is AWESOME! @inflammatorywrt They are really extraordinary. I cried through the aquarium / balcony scenes. @inflammatorywrt it's the catholicness. binds it all together. @natalierobinLD i know. i know.i don't want to watch the second half of romeo + juliet because it's so fucking sadLess than 24 hours remaining in our fundraising campaign. Every contribution helps!
Retweeted by Monica ByrneHey @BuddyRuski--when's the new Runaway space opening? Wanna see if I can include it on my Durham Must-See list for @MariahMacCarthy :) @mitoticspindle ....but I have no control over when they release it. I think you can only watch it live if you have a TEDx affiliate hookup. @mitoticspindle Hahahaha I know, right!? I'm going to send it to all patrons in text form the day it comes out; video will def be recorded.. @TEDxDurhamNC @DurhamNC Oh ALSO: @djrang. Essential.
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