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PEOPLE: I have room for THREE more holiday art commissions! They make perfect, extraordinary gifts. Reply here or e… anyone else having a problem of not seeing replies show up in their timelines, even if they have it set to "All"? @lakanen you're in a coffee shop and you realize you're stuck across from a compulsive attention seekerGoodnight, room. ❀️"Do you know how much love I have now? Do you know how little I even register your comeback? I have such a happy life to get back to."When trolls come at me online I'm like "Do you even understand how much love I was raised in? Do you know how powerful that made me?" @MaraWilson I was 26 at the time and I was fine 😊 @MaraWilson Oh heavens no! I just ate popsicles and binged on Rome. @AScalzi98 Way to go.
SHOT- Hillary is getting close to having more votes than anyone in US history. CHASER- Fewer than 20% of Americans voted for Donald Trump.
Retweeted by Monica ByrneStart blocking his motorcade. Anywhere it goes, anywhere he's trying to get to. Sit down in the street. @AScalzi98 Oooooh you accelerated??Dear Silicon Valley: if you're rolling out an app that organizes protests and daily actions, I'm all ears. Otherwise, STFU. @girlziplocked @CalMorgan Yes. And I'm taking this as my solemn charge.THAT'S MY COUNTY ❀️❀️❀️ @Alivada πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Francie--did you feel the same way? @tietjen49 @Alivada Fascinating. I'm excited to see how my body changes...😊 @Alivada πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I actually love getting my period...this is just part of the territory πŸ˜‰....and that's not because of wrist pain, that's because of Menses Auntie. hi Menses Auntie! everyone wave to Menses Auntie.thank you, name brand pain reliever, for letting me sign these 200 books without periodically throwing my head back & yelling OWWWWWWWIt's starting. @neilhimself OK. 😊 @mattcosper thank you thank you thank youTonight's work: signing and personalizing 200+ copies of The Melleray Alphabet for my patrons. Any advice,… will never cease to amaze me that "green" voters in 2000 cause death of Kyoto Accords on climate change, & in 2016 killed Paris Accords.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @dessadarling Likewise. He's a big fan of yours 😊 @KatWithSword @dessadarling Oh heyyyyyyy! We actually share an agent in @sstoloff 😊 @lgm_film I just heard. Jesus God what a mercy. @Evan_McMullin Sir, thank you for your service to our country, in more ways than one. @indyfromspace Oh yes. I thought of you. You should definitely read this book. @jonlovett Ivanka Trump is our age's Eva Braun.Incredible.'s margin now nearly as large population of Chicago (2.7M.) Trump lead in decisive 3 states (80K) would fit easily in many stadiums.
Retweeted by Monica ByrneIf you read absurd "what the alt-right really means" NYT article today please read this thread cc @elongreen
Retweeted by Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13 @Change Lawyers across 20 states will defend #FaithlessElectors who vote against DJT for HRC #Resist;
Retweeted by Monica ByrneDespite all appearances, this is a season of hope.
@julie_bush Did you have an opinion on Tree of Life? Because I'm watching it now and............................DAMMIT ASTEROID, THE DINOSAURS WERE JUST LEARNING MORALITY WHEN YOU DECIDED TO HIT #treeoflifeoooooh we just hit the K/T boundary, bye dinosaurs #treeoflife @anthonydardis I get what it's going for but it's failing spectacularlyLOL, MORAL DINOSAURS #treeoflife @leafwarbler did they have science advisors on this thing I wonder? @leafwarbler looooooool now it's recapitulating life on earth since the Archaean πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Ok I'm giving this film 15 more minutes. I'm setting a timer. @leafwarbler I paused it to talk to my sweetie and now I've almost forgotten about it πŸ˜‚ @swami93 @thadman don't have a dog 😳Twenty minutes into Tree of Life. Is there anything more to this besides the grief of rich white people?Ticking up toward 5 million: the most popular petition in history. @jasonbourne was he also bourne to be a condescending jackass bc he's perfect at that tooTrump lied: Taiwan call was planned for months, not a congrats message
Retweeted by Monica ByrneWho's the owner? Who were the investors? Are they Desi? @viceroy_durhamLike, really? We finally have an Indian place downtown & there's a picture of Queen Fucking Victoria on the wall? What's up @Viceroy_durham?But for fuck's sake it makes me mad that the only way developers for "ethnic" food to be present in downtown is for it to be whitewashed.Indian culture is not the culture I grew up with. For sure. I don't claim to know much more about it than any white-passing American.5. Spice and Curry. Dosas to die for: perfectly crisp and chewy, about twice the size of your plate. Tower Indian. An excellent Sunday buffet, always bustling with multigenerational families. Curry Point. A takeout place catering to the RTP crowd, and wrecked after every lunch hour. Portions so generous. Sai Krishna Bhavan. I treat myself by going here on my birthday. The masala chai makes me cry. Udupi. What an incredible feast. And the kind owner recognizes and welcomed you every time., I might add, serve much better food for much more reasonable prices, at least 3 of which are Desi-owned):Hey #Durham here are 5 Indian restaurants within 15min drive that don't have pix of white British colonizers on walls like @viceroy_durham: @thadman @swami93 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @thadman @swami93 Yeah. I think this'll be the only time. It is literally filled with pictures of white British people.Can you please call it Colonialism, like, just to be honest?So #Durham's first downtown Indian restaurant is called Viceroy & features pic of Victoria. Um............? @swami93 @KathyRandall Easter πŸ˜‚Me: I want to put up the tree BEFORE Christmas Eve. Dad: Man is made for liturgy, not liturgy for Man. πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜‚ @scalzi @ursulaleguin @ursulakleguin I am sipping it slowly.Reading the future, writing the future. For hope. @ursulaleguin @ursulakleguin @HeerJeet Maybe because he had a penis.Ivanka Trump = Eva BraunSunday communion at @oldhavanaeats, and a Reading from the Big Book of Science Fiction. @AnnVanderMeer @Russbarr Indeed. It was very intense. @AnandWrites Whatever he claims his art to be, I'm done with it.2. What would have to happen for you to know that time had come?1. What would you put aside your life, job, and guarantee of security to fight for?