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A bona fide member of an ambiguous tribe of the new age Indian woman; heavily armed with the weapons of my choice : google and lame jokes.

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Joined Twitter 8/13/14


@DeepaAthlete @M_Lekhi @chopraanjum @geeta_phogat You are one amazing woman!
5/25
2018
The things you learn with age.. https://t.co/Lh7R9w246n
5/24
2018
When you are ready to go for a walk but your dog wants to sleep in #thedogatemyworkout https://t.co/dZ3x7tpmOv
5/23
2018
And the hunt is still on:) https://t.co/wPc3BIXeLK
5/22
2018
Ah..:) Now waiting for your big boss @Chikisarkar to give her verdict on the new book #FingersCrossed https://t.co/9OuHe0ArHW @mirzaasifqasim Hope he is betterYou hear about ‘Exam Fever’ but my son has taken it literally-102 and not out yet says our dear thermometer this morning #IGCSEFever
5/21
2018
@nilanjanaroy Thanks will have a look :) @kyliu99 On a brighter note - I read Single-Bit Error late last night-My little one woke me up at 3 am and after pu… https://t.co/y9KAdxlS0yThank you @bhawanasomaaya and I look forward to spending a part of my Sunday with Keshava https://t.co/FQ4z7T79Qd @nilanjanaroy How lovely, what is this ?
5/20
2018
Based on @mrsfunnybones's charming short story, 'Salaam Noni Appa', this is the delightful and heart-warming tale o… https://t.co/gD9UaWPCss
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5/19
2018
Had a blast chatting with @NehaDhupia about Nutty professors and Cinnamon spiced men! I now also have more chocolat… https://t.co/cQwLYcgIZEHere’s your chance to ask me anything! Send in your questions and tune in to L’Oreal Professionnel India’s Facebook… https://t.co/fhIvu9izbUHurrah! @zeecinema https://t.co/oOTjUwjcha
5/18
2018
I never fell in love with the men I encountered in the pages of a book - I just wanted to be them - Sherlock and Ha… https://t.co/XefzLUSWqyCatch me Live on L'oreal Professionnel India's Facebook page with @NehaDhupia as I unveil my many moods and looks,… https://t.co/wG3fIgWVEdHow wonderful to see this ! #PadmanTalks https://t.co/tvcSXzrvpf
5/17
2018
@RajaSen @vivekisms @TracyDeSouza @TextualOffender My daughter loves it ! This and a Frankenstein pop-up( my genes… https://t.co/X25OJrroVZ @FarOutAkhtar Love it !
5/16
2018
@aroraaman Read it by the way Aman -disappointing end :(Bhawana ji, the heat, the son’s exams and my manuscript are all sucking my blood right now- so I truly appreciate t… https://t.co/1o40nFNVtU
5/15
2018
Writing is the only race where you think you are about to finish and the finishing line runs a few pages ahead of y… https://t.co/sHQFhavN5d
5/14
2018
Arey wah! Sending you my manuscript soon-hope you like that as well since you are the ISRO to my MOM :) https://t.co/OqZq5uYRZ9Watching @PadManTheFilm on @TataSky with my 13 year old son. Because you can never start too early when busting men… https://t.co/x0sdoB1Etl
Retweeted by Twinkle Khanna @tahzeeb_shakeel I am so sorry to hear that ! Take care @smitzonian Thank you for making me smile with this :)Thank you! I now have to go explain to my mother that I was not referring to her in the title :) https://t.co/2FAlhOEOWyHappy Mother’s Day to all the good ones and to the ones who suck :) #mothersday2018 https://t.co/Ndl09tbv5vToday do say Happy Mother’s Day before smacking them dead! https://t.co/9MGasNc0Fp https://t.co/haGbtgC0F5
5/13
2018
Looking forward to seeing #Raazi @karanjohar - Fabulous reviews hurrah!Watch Pad Man- Get entertained and do a good deed at the same time @ZEE5India https://t.co/mPf0JxMXxOI guess according to numerology 1 is perhaps my lucky number :) #DelhiAirport #Relay #thelegendoflakshmiprasadhttps://t.co/ZH1Nf6Bh9OGreat story of how an IIT engineer saved a man's life on a plane, using what he had studied in class! Hats off for… https://t.co/BehcrV9aOk
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5/11
2018
@EndOffStory That’s pretty cool !Happy to be a part of tomorrow's session at Asia media summit 2018 and to talk about content films and the importan… https://t.co/18sReW4xQTLove is nothing but a play of Dopamine, it’s the staying in like that requires great skill #weddingrevelries https://t.co/n36ERNAIfX
5/9
2018
Go for it folks #Padathon @zeecinema ! https://t.co/QIJhL8Gg28 @MasalaBai @simplysup @malini2009 @MeherSarid 🙏Fabulous @MasalaBai ! Lovely to see all the enthusiastic faces:) https://t.co/8R5PfwxIPm
5/7
2018
@AzmiShabana Congratulations!! @twilightfairy @anupamachopra Hydrangeas- I tried growing some but failed miserably! The Champas are still flourishing by the way:)A carnivorous,carnal read-This is my second copy-The first,before I could finish, I reluctantly gave away to a vege… https://t.co/iZEctDJQ3c
5/6
2018
Folks buy books! Starving writers and well-fed writers are both hungry for people to devour their work and it will… https://t.co/FTZOcCv56X @Archanaapania 🙏To live like a child in iridescent wonder-Have we grown up or have we lost out? https://t.co/EgkA53eDbg
5/4
2018
@smritiirani Apparently if you say Jeevan Mama 3 times - lost objects are found :) give it a try
5/3
2018
@YoSwaroop @suhelseth You look so lovely !Speak up for this little girl, raped in a madarsa . There must be speedy conviction #EnoughIsEnough https://t.co/saU1HwptgG
Retweeted by Twinkle KhannaMatching pyjamas and a love for books #aboutlastnight https://t.co/YKPFhAmSVc
5/2
2018
I have heard so much about this book that I can’t wait to dig in! @juggernaut.in thank you for this sublime treat https://t.co/tX63EC1481
5/1
2018
@Chikisarkar Happy happy birthday my Chiki !Next up for auction on https://t.co/VPSxFJp2ut is the equally iconic superhero jacket worn by @iHrithik in the movi… https://t.co/VEFMSMCL48
4/30
2018
As a society do we really think it’s all right to threaten a woman with bodily harm for trying to raise funds for a… https://t.co/ypN4pPaMo9
4/29
2018
I have the blues! #pineapplefever #thewhitewndow https://t.co/7a9cNa0xpJ
4/28
2018
@nairsameer @AnantRangaswami @paritoshZero @PritishNandy @shunalishroff @thevirdas @HoeZaay Hahhaha!
4/27
2018
Using all the goodwill I have left to raise money for a good cause :) Do bid folks! And thank you @karanjoharhttps://t.co/6HGAWxCkQr
4/26
2018
@RaviKapoor @bhawanasomaaya @akshaykumar 🙏 @bhawanasomaaya @akshaykumar She is amazing and is as lovely today if not more than when when she was younger- the… https://t.co/sORqzyYtUP
4/25
2018
Books are like treadmills on which our minds can run endlessly. We cover vast distances-over continents, galaxies a… https://t.co/MJMwxU5cSo
4/23
2018
For all those who think @mrsfunnybones is gorgeous you have not seen mother #DimpleKapadia in her prime,… https://t.co/pkU6K8r0gl
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4/22
2018
Airlines taking off from Mumbai- Instead of the life vest could you please put a tube of odomos under the seat- Kil… https://t.co/j5hT37W8uFFun working with Mr K for PC Jeweller's newly launched Lal Qilla Collection. If you want to have a look at the coll… https://t.co/B7CV8Ce9Km
4/20
2018
@nilanjanaroy Brilliant! @karanjohar @MadameTussauds Congratulations - You are the first in so many ways or at least that’s how I feel when I look at you ! Big hug
4/19
2018
The perks of being @LorealProfIndia ‘s brand ambassador: Why change your t-shirt when you can just change the hair… https://t.co/b7cbY7PGdcOnce people wore their bigotry on their sleeve now they just wrap it around their DP #BabaTwinkDev
4/17
2018
We can live in despair or we can protest. Join us today! https://t.co/hJsHWBv9e2
4/15
2018
Writing can be a real pain in the neck both literally and figuratively speaking! #KeepMunniJustGiveMeZanduBalm
4/14
2018
2 million children live on India’s street. Post your pledge of support by taking a picture with this sign and ask 5… https://t.co/PSVk2cfO1R
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4/13
2018
I look at this first as a mother and it’s completely heartbreaking, as a woman I feel rage and as an Indian I am ab… https://t.co/Lv7ScwBK6w
4/12
2018
@PadManTheFilm we were inspired by what you do.And here in Kenya,we the @ambitiusgirl254 have decided to support ne… https://t.co/qMGF83kFLy
Retweeted by Twinkle KhannaIt's hard to think about anything except Asifa and the bewilderment of children at the unthinkable cruelty of adults.
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4/11
2018
When you love someone so deeply that you see all your tomorrows strung together in their eyes #motherhood https://t.co/vMSBkSVR7b
4/10
2018
Loved being a part of this today! @OsmAwards @mrsfunnybones @GulPanag @HoeZaay @thetanmay @ofnosurnamefamehttps://t.co/MlZpsLOBr0
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4/9
2018
Some of Twinkle's most hilarious moments, I love how she uses humour to bring attention to issues that really need… https://t.co/O47Dx8uTPe
Retweeted by Twinkle KhannaNow waiting for you to begin stabbing me with your edits :) https://t.co/C1q7vIJsZmI see a lot of unwillingness among Indians - not even specifically writers - to embrace the idea of diversity.… https://t.co/z0NLPfaIwX
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4/8
2018

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