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EP/head writer The Break with Michelle Wolf on Netflix, fmr EP/HW ThePresidentShow, also wrote for InsideAmySchumer, KrollShow, PlayingHouse,TheMick, & UCB

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Joined Twitter 6/1/10


Even Trump’s military PARADE got a deferral https://t.co/rpQEbznkaG
Retweeted by Christine NangleOMG! Ha! Wow. This guy’s right and clearly a prank master. We should all do this tonight at 10:30 on Comedy Central. https://t.co/OhA44z0Qxm
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8/17
2018
@danieljpowell @ryguyperez also RJP are you watching it or just thinking about itthis is a small point but 76 still seems too young to die.Remembering Aretha Franklin https://t.co/X6iVWdDJCk
Retweeted by Christine Nangle @timdonnelly Oh no the dog jokes @charlietodd @Codylindquist I did think about this and decide charlie doesn’t count. But yes Bieber!!!!!! @thebobdoom Barry was in a sketch I wrote but never met either in person!! @ToddPassehl Finally!!Could this be true? Are you a Todd I’ve known? Hit me up, but do know I’d feel ambivalent about being wrong about thisI don’t think I’ve ever in my whole life known a Todd? @ChaseMit @MikeDrucker @ZachBroussard Ok fine I’m bringing the union into this
8/16
2018
@ZachBroussard was literally typing this joke then thought to search it first& HERE IT IS! This was mine: "in my be… https://t.co/xvB5a2d4BN @Ladyangelbird 😍😍😍*clutches pearl .... jam cds* https://t.co/VPwEoRdypS
Retweeted by Christine Nangle @travishelwig What else did you talk about? Was it in person? Was this his suggestion or yours? @samthielman Thanks!a little comis about bigfoot https://t.co/Yy3bmP7sBv
Retweeted by Christine NanglePsst QAnon if you’re searching for a secret pedophile ring it’s on the pope’s finger.*Robert Mueller scribbles note to self* https://t.co/s9r7MK8aqz
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8/15
2018
@samthielman How come Philadelphia isn’t on there? @PatKlink https://t.co/SXgeqkdMuZ @EvanKaufman @THR I bet you wish you had a clearly marked exit!! @EvanKaufman Evan this is the best thank you
8/14
2018
Fixed your headline for you @NPR They’re protesting racism, not the anthem. https://t.co/YgGak7QImt
Retweeted by Christine NangleMe you dirts https://t.co/UmsRcY7llT @spotastic @nanglish See also: don't ask why I unfollowed/unfriended you
Retweeted by Christine Nangle @nanglish can we add please don't try and contact via Instagram DM or Facebook Messenger when you don't get a response from the email....
Retweeted by Christine Nangle @saraschaefer1 Yes!!! @gavinspeiller Yes! I actually was but then got shy and just lied that I had meant to email my brother @primesilver I’m in LA! Only three hours! @heathercampbell Yeah but my point is say “hey chrsistne I got your email from a business card I found on the freeway” @heathercampbell Yeah but my point is say “I got your email from a business card I found on the freeway” @timdonnelly U wish @pattymo Ok ok I’ll let this one through @primesilver We boarded a 6am flight then deplaned an hour later and are waiting to find out when/if the flight is… https://t.co/ZnkcJVxBcj @pattymo How did you get my twitter handle??Hey life tip: don’t email someone you don’t know without letting them know how you got their email, ie “Our mutual… https://t.co/z7nYWDJ9o7 @primesilver I know we should be used to this, but his tweets this morning where he says she’s not smart then says… https://t.co/gJ9oUQrkcsWhen even your own family thinks you’re disgusting: https://t.co/zzBLChmd18
Retweeted by Christine NangleAs usual, mike is right and good. https://t.co/uVHVPZCaHZ @DevanNava @alana_johnston @bug_mane @doughboyspod Im literally terrified to learn even one minor thing about whatever bugmane is
8/13
2018
@bitchdujour Yeah he was an honest man
8/11
2018
My Album Drops Today! No Real Winners Here on @800lbRecords Buy it now so I can finally buy that houseboat and supp… https://t.co/dXRogDQprW
Retweeted by Christine NangleGet on @netflix right now and check out #ThePackage! A truly special film directed by @szyjake, and starring a whol… https://t.co/7a3y937zYp
Retweeted by Christine NangleThis is great great great https://t.co/pEC2eUIejELA GO TO THIS! https://t.co/HoveL0CxNQ @nataliemorales @theatre_acedtla @AMarch4OurLives @RoadToChange Im not in town but how can I help?! @astamate @kylemarian Ok and what about “😂😂😂😂ooops hahaaahahhah” @quintabrunson Please keep us in the loop on the paint color @kylemarian @astamate Ooo can you guys help understand what they were saying ? @astamate Pataka ug mentionThe kids love me! https://t.co/c8YC4gn9DJ
8/10
2018
@JetBlue hi we landed at LAX an hour ago and have not taxied to a gate yet? And now you’re making me be that person who tweets at airlines @jmillstein Oh booooo
8/9
2018
@jmillstein Why are you posting this what happened to clickhole!! @mholland85 @laurenlapkus @girlwithatail @instagram Help Erin @instagram ! @ChaseMit Oh my gosh teddy yessssss @PaulBrittain3 Huge if true @TheRealDratch 🙌🙌🙌🙌Every credit card owner dreads this moment https://t.co/Y81Gz0CUJa
Retweeted by Christine Nangle @aardvarsk Wow thank you thank you @aardvarsk Just anything I’ll trust youme: I need to go to bed early tonight and get some good sleep me at 2:45 am: https://t.co/aSZZFPdYvE
Retweeted by Christine NangleLove to pretend that “we’re fine with white nationalists using our platform to spread hate” isn’t a political viewp… https://t.co/E71fHh2dVD
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8/8
2018
@jasonmreich @danieljpowell Yes but only for stage directions @nanglish (A jaded tv writer, tired of hating on things all the time, decides to reframe her perspective on life an… https://t.co/WgXV7L2eMk
Retweeted by Christine NangleA real American would have started his own streaming platforms and social media networks instead of being a parasit… https://t.co/bLNdxcuDRi
Retweeted by Christine Nangle @BrianStack153 @ThePatrickRollo @joshgondelman Oh no no no no no @ThePatrickRollo @BrianStack153 @joshgondelman Josh Gondelman and Brian Stack are comedy’s mean bad boys and I will… https://t.co/KcoeNpXkO0 @primesilver @timdonnelly Guys I’m trying to be positive and these interesting povs are interfering with my drive on the high road @timdonnelly Then she should kill him in the show @cyndonnelly Yes!I think this is fine. It was an interesting enough story to spark a hit song, why not keep it going. Also I’ve beco… https://t.co/wDa422cWZv @etuckerAP Hahahahah @DewaynePerkins Thanks! Check me out on the OCTOBER cover of comedic genius! @DewaynePerkins “O... No!!” @DewaynePerkins What if this was the month a white lady was on the cover of O @danieljpowell @ryguyperez Plus Dan murdered his wife
8/7
2018

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