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Preferred pronoun is the sound of a brick thru a window. Opinions are not my own & represent the views of my employer. Political Cocksucker.

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Joined Twitter 12/3/11


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Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @jskylerinc True greatness rises above mass approval.Mario was an untapped vein of monster gijinka all this time and Nintendo accidentally bored into it
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇I gave the neighbour who always bums cigarettes from me some money to go get a pack like 15 minutes ago and he's no… https://t.co/Az6y8Lkxnsi like to imagine that whoever runs the official twitter account has a severe ketamine problem and that's why they… https://t.co/bnaA4CF1fO
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇“I didn’t write ‘crimes’ in my calendar” has got to be the most cartoon bad guy defense in history
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @joffeorama That is not the kind of thing a princess should say about herself! Snap out of it! @MaybeItsMabel I could take or leave Blooperette. Now, if we had Peachitu and Spinette, THEN we'd be really talking.We need a game that is all the princesses (except peachette). Peach, Bowsette, Chompette, Peachy Boo, Goombette, Pe… https://t.co/JeSy460i6uPeachy Pirahnette you cowards. @JaydotSloane @633nm And also Chompette. Except Peachette isn't there. Because she's canon and therefore sucks.… https://t.co/2fTVZR8ye7 @JaydotSloane @633nm But also still with Peach. And also dating Goombette and Peachyboo. In massive lesbian princess poly cluster.Okay, I gotta give respect to this one. https://t.co/oyA7tUbuIT @AdamantxYves Like Angelica? For starters? @AdamantxYves But… some trans women… ARE… black… and straight… women… O__oHope I'm not too late!! 😭 #クッパ姫 #Bowsette https://t.co/yjBB6BtF02
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @joffeorama You could make your own Princessona, maybe? @Chloe_in_pink I don't know what it does when you're already a princess. @Chloe_in_pink Yeah. It's a magic crown that turns things into princesses. Apparently. @ditdotdat @bookfox @esqgoodman It was already up to 69 by the time I read his response. It was nice. @bunnysay_ebooks Only for lop-eared buns.Wait. If Toadette becomes Peachette… Shouldn't Bowser become Peachowser?Yeah, sure! I'll meme! #bowsette #BongoCat #クッパ姫 https://t.co/Iw0pm4zHpc
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @Lenoxus Sure they do. "Refined Old Money Southern Gentleman". Think Kevin Spacey in "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil".Trans culture is https://t.co/gUVsoofZCcWe're losing the red hair vs blonde hair war. But I refuse to lose to the "Bowsette dates Mario instead of Peach"… https://t.co/TvsC9QhJuo…thinking RP Englsih accents sound "sophisticated" and "educated" as a byproduct of exposure to the Mid-Atlantic ac… https://t.co/wtFdwwp8US…you gotta approach this shit intelligently. And thinking "Arabic sounds angry and guttural" because you've only ev… https://t.co/wqshyPuqNMLike, I believe culture and language do shape eachother. Like I thiink there's a direct, two-way-street correlation… https://t.co/hiJf8zMBJc @joffeorama If your BASELINE assumption isn't that every single cis person on Earth hates trans people until they c… https://t.co/htZrNro8CQIt's funny how rapidly it shifts with cultural perceptions too Early 20th century: "German is a highly intellectua… https://t.co/fMttSIlSMbI am still reeling at the fact that they actually found a way to make those DNA ancestry sites even more racist tha… https://t.co/rc19cEWtHC @lbjay I'm gonna be really embarassed if it turns out he straight up titled the issue that. @ab_silvera Francine Nae Fate But The But The One We Make @RaeGun2k Infinite Crisis.It's like… imposing this weird protestant puritan "we should all be virtuous!" thing onto something that's clearly… https://t.co/2FX0lx4kqC…IN THE IDEA THAT YOUR FRIEND IS A SINNER, AS ARE YOU, AS IS NEARLY EVERYONE, BUT YOU WISH THEM WELL AND WANT THEM… https://t.co/egnDRNojK5…sinner, and is instead about hoping they are righteous enough that the devil doesn't pay any attention to them. An… https://t.co/gKDMRC1wyrI read this ridiculous explanation of the toast that, despite accurately describing the three lines of the toast as… https://t.co/Y7dCceZWVt @fangirlsmash I've had it in a compression brace since Saturday afternoon, and got some ice for it last night that… https://t.co/snjogAAn89I mean, this only works for the states, really. Ottawa Universe, Westminster Universe, Edinburgh Universe, Canberra… https://t.co/60BLHoHb4GPetition to start referring to political cronies, aides, operatives and party-aligned journalists as the "DC Universe". @fangirlsmash I'm good right now, but thank you! @literaticat Yes, but the only good people were at a few shops in a couple towns, so it's more or less business as usual. @Ally_Nuttall I mean, hell, if you're doing it right, you also subtly check in at points to make sure everyone is s… https://t.co/adUYsv9qwsLike, the entire premise of the issue is an Irish drunk evading his rightful stint in Hell, and getting to go to he… https://t.co/51exG5TNJCYou know, it just occurred to me. Do you suppose that great Ennis Hellblazer issue with the magic holy water Guines… https://t.co/hgXAWbWZ0uI'm on Day Three now and I feel like I should watch Rear Window. @teaberryblue @paperdoll They don't have to think it's bad or abnormal, they just have to know the very basic fact that OTHER people WILL. @quendergeer The man who keeps calendars from 36 years ago? :P @amaditalks There's something about this specific dogwhistle - where he says the literal opposite of what he obviou… https://t.co/IoLKhtTOXkキノコ王国を裏切ったわるいきのこ https://t.co/7wgmMddzOi
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇You'd think Kavanaugh would've KNOWN this shit would all come out, right? Or did he just think he'd gone his whole… https://t.co/nPqEEh9YlfWait... he was in DKE??? Oh hell... https://t.co/AfeMlAJbIF
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇Being treated as a full, autonomous human vs. having someone open my doors is a difficult choice, but Team Feminism… https://t.co/iVnvDYcpts
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇I don't even usually LIKE giant anime tiddies, but on Bowsette, it's perfect. @IBJIYONGI That's… not really what happened. But okay. I was hoping the "you're right, I may have misunderstood you… https://t.co/W4Txi53AD4I need to go the fuck to bed. https://t.co/WRlnRHUpUc
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇Look, I'm all for giving her red hair, muscles and some meat on her bones, but the huge boobs are great, c'mon. https://t.co/7Ok8dYvOdD @IBJIYONGI It's certainly possible I did. I just got a bit taken aback seeing I Am Charlotte Simmons framed in a po… https://t.co/C5mb3bRuOR @Ally_Nuttall …anythng substantial to go on. So even the number of CONVICTIONS he participated in is meaningless.… https://t.co/ZFVS21UPuk @Ally_Nuttall …cases" is not the same thing as "made meaningful contributions to 1000s of rape cases". And remember… https://t.co/AkcWA1Dr8o @Ally_Nuttall We could also remember that Douglas created the field in which he is considered the expert, spent mos… https://t.co/5ujH4JviyF @IBJIYONGI It still seems weird to turn to accounts of themselves framed *through* the perceptions of their victims. @ztsamudzi It’s funny (not funny) that the road to fascism is to be paved by the intentions of people who say thing… https://t.co/DfFHDISEf5
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇Ancestry dot com decided that their race science project wasn’t racist enough and said “hold my beer” to itself so… https://t.co/aOUaiwgP31
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @erikapriceart @marissadraws @TBonvillain Homo sum humani a me nihil alienum puto, innit doe. @thebluevalkyrie I love hobbies where actually enjoying them requires extreme competence in managerial, time-keepin… https://t.co/1t9dPUXM1m @HitlerPuncher i'm in like a tiger in an aquarium. @erikapriceart @marissadraws @TBonvillain Cockney Non Supra Grammaticos. @HitlerPuncher https://t.co/VUdJqeBS4l @jpbrammer It definitely has that unnecessariy-technical cop kinda tone to it. "We then observed the perpetrator ex… https://t.co/VBnK741g4h @wolfpupy @HitlerPuncher Birds. Birds howl at the sun!And then there's also idea that not getting a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land is "ruining his… https://t.co/IZw7A6gRKq @MTFIII This looks... way, way, WAY behind actually being viable for anything. Even the horse barely moves.Heyyyyy he's a Beetle again. Okay. https://t.co/w5Xha5n0bUFINALLY https://t.co/P8Hayw1BneYou ever think about how "social contagion" "rapid onset gender dysphoria" theory suggests everyone wants to change… https://t.co/TdaeHaxYSjSt Pancratius skeleton in armor. Church of St Nikolaus, Switzerland. 16th century. NOT A LICH.... https://t.co/LuCjNz1dON
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @oOPPHOo I don't think I actually have anything to prove, and I am honestly not interested in saving face for the k… https://t.co/tCd2ErEUBd @oOPPHOo Okay, why exactly should I bother continuing to answer your questions?''The book reader of the future'', 1935. More photos here: https://t.co/sabptSqXMa https://t.co/sIk4Tts4Os
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @oOPPHOo Yes. Limiting how many people are reached is part of the whole fucking point of a secure channel.クッパ姫さま https://t.co/T6O51HBB64
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇 @StoicalSophist Las Vegas vacations marketed with a lesbian love story, women's sporting products, women's antipers… https://t.co/sQ1JQz0mRd @oOPPHOo *sigh* Through secure channels. Again, YOUR LACK OF IMAGINATION IS NOT MY PROBLEM.散歩 #クッパ姫 https://t.co/v5OtMx02NX
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇クッパ姫と!!!!!ピーチ姫の百合とか!!!!!!!!!可愛くないわけがないでしょう!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/Up2xJiorPG
Retweeted by 🦇 Tally Hopeless 🦇Every time I see an American say we can't criticize homophobia or transphobia in non-western media because it's 'th… https://t.co/BbqxdEdK6o @DameDeniseMina I think you meant to type a full stop but your phone auto-corrected it to ": discuss". @oOPPHOo I don't mean that they're things one can't talk about AT ALL. I'm saying they are things I have decided ar… https://t.co/k9YFhJUl0q @oOPPHOo No, it's really not. "If they're illegal they can't possibly be helpful" is actually a RIDICULOUS positio… https://t.co/yMe2VlWXe5 @oOPPHOo What, the things I think can actually help? A lot of them are not exactly legal, and even talking about t… https://t.co/IRsDf6Q62qOh my goodness. YouTube's advertising algorithms seem to have, however momentarily, figured out that I'm a queer woman! @oOPPHOo @bartheswasright There's a hell of a lot of things that I think can save us. If you have a problem with… https://t.co/lbmkeWbyilMan… the weirdest thing about the no-for-real-we're-really-genuinely-legalizing-weed thing is all the friendly be-a… https://t.co/P2XUQdEJHm @oOPPHOo @bartheswasright Look, if you still think positivity and decency and civility are what's going to save us,… https://t.co/ndf3eor2hCピーチ姫は幸せに暮らしました #クッパ姫 https://t.co/omK9HcJoa7
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