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.⁦@MTA⁩ explains why man nearly washed away by floodwater at subway station. #subwaycreatures https://t.co/msOnH9trsV
7/19
2019
@EllistonV @ComedyCentral https://t.co/N2CQF3e2TE
7/14
2019
@gocjhunt You are too good to me..@Sethrogen can you back me up on this? https://t.co/GsbM1LQUBo
7/12
2019
Next Thursday! @michaelraysolis and I host SHE'S A LADY! @courtmaginnis @chloe_radcliffe @pastyhasty Get tickets he… https://t.co/o8RH4Y8T10This Sunday come to We Put Jokes in Your Face with @natashavaynblat, @mary_cella, @salinas_pedro , @joerusscomedy,… https://t.co/GLUJN6Gsbp
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7/11
2019
@anssyakir thought I'd send the latest episode your way! https://t.co/GsbM1LzjJQ
7/10
2019
WELL WELL WELL.... Episode 4 of "Your Worst Fears Confirmed" is now live. I love working on this show more than any… https://t.co/glxUuUWwXi
Retweeted by natashavaynblat @EllieSkrzat @JamesFagan We are the healers the world has been asking for. Also working with you is straight up heaven.I’m just here to tell it like it is. Sick ass GFX @EllieSkrzat. Dank ass director @JamesFagan https://t.co/CjVuCM7rSP“Next you’re gonna tell me Zeus isn’t real. Who do I keep sacrificing those lambs to?” —@NatashaVaynblat believes i… https://t.co/wCJDtWEYTk
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7/9
2019
Tonight at 9! @lizzzzzielogan is hosting an after prom party (comedy show) in her parents' basement (… https://t.co/z6KSoKElQI
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7/8
2019
@anssyakir You know it! Spent years in internet medical school. @anssyakir Thanks Ted! @anssyakir Hey dude, will you tag me and comedy central on the vid?
6/24
2019
@mblei https://t.co/x98xs4KW3LI'm in SF this weekend for .@clusterfest AND the screening of a short staring .@Elizazeph and me. Written by the wo… https://t.co/CYbQ0dZb3L
6/21
2019
Episode 3 of Your Worst Fears Confirmed is now live. PLEASE WATCH for your health & the health of those around you.… https://t.co/r0xUIcpyRT
Retweeted by natashavaynblatI'm so happy to keep making these! All herpe'd gfx by the incredible @EllieSkrzat https://t.co/YLA9C4evTg
6/17
2019
It would be so stressful being a doctor in the Marvel universe. How do you know when to treat a poisonous spider bi… https://t.co/OELejKrxEw @gocjhunt oh it's already us
6/11
2019
Neighbor says it’s back to the drawing board. https://t.co/7sFcT4qsJu @danielgbates we will never know @joyellenicole hahahah, YES! they truly make no sense
6/10
2019
My greatest acting challenge: When I'm on the subway watching whatever someone else is watching on their phone, and… https://t.co/cfUPFroUVz @oneamyzimmer @DoronMaxHagay @balangelo @doodiehole_ @to_die_for_duva @e_schleicher I love thisDear Short Sleeve Turtleneck Sweaters, You are an enigma. I do not understand you, yet I am under your spell. Sin… https://t.co/yUG3KwEZnw
6/7
2019
Pitched this to Goop and they passed. Big Mistake. Huge. #yoniegg .@comedycentral https://t.co/i84wUPS7ux
6/6
2019
Partying in my 20s: Leave the party early to go hook up. Partying in my 30s: Leave the party early because I ate t… https://t.co/hucpemdxfL
6/5
2019
@mariselagrajed1 @PointsinCase 🙏🙏🙏🙏When the internet won't give you a straight answer, I come in. All graphics by .@EllieSkrzat. Angel investors: .… https://t.co/WNP8UaAC33Jared Kushner malfunctions, sent back to the lab for tuneups. https://t.co/4UCwxmJUas
6/3
2019
At a laundromat what, do you do when you find someone else’s underwear in the dryer? Asking for a friend, who is me… https://t.co/KFifsLByKA
6/2
2019
I hated being single b/c some weekends I’d wash my genitals for nothing.
6/1
2019
SNACKLAND IS SO SOON!! @beachethan and I are cookin up something mysterious ;) Great comedians include:… https://t.co/NphL9DbfNQ
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5/30
2019
Personal Assistant For Celebrity Dogs https://t.co/AggSGwfA2UThere should be a Shazam app for smells. "What's that smell?" Just hold up your phone and wait for it to say: Far… https://t.co/ayhvbxKuF4
5/28
2019
Joke Thief is TONIGHT! Come out to @SubCulture_NYC @ucbtny to hear jokes from @GianmarcoSoresi @kenicemobleyhttps://t.co/g1RR0y6X67
5/26
2019
Joke Thief is TOMORROW! We have a killer line up at 6pm @ucbtny @SubCulture_NYC with my cohost @GianmarcoSoresi and… https://t.co/Het3zJw4Xg
5/25
2019
If you believe in friendship, you should come TONIGHT!!!! https://t.co/9PJCr1pUYW
5/24
2019
Tomorrow! It's me + @CruzKayne + @LukeMones 10pm 6/24 @UnionHallNY https://t.co/BlxBE3oXFP https://t.co/qHEETYBJptSomebody already made your Game of Thrones joke... Joke Thief 6PM Sunday @ucbtny / @SubCulture_NYC HOSTS… https://t.co/bOF6hKBGPZ
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5/23
2019
Talk show idea: very serious interview show where at any point someone could get slimed.
5/22
2019
.@EllieSkrzat has made my wildest nightmares come true. https://t.co/xBYjJnz7SXSay goodbye to your penis. GFX from the queen of GFX .@EllieSkrzat .@ComedyCentral https://t.co/aiVYDrcagFGreat time shooting this with the good folks at @ComedyCentral digital. RIP #GoT. I'll try to remember you during y… https://t.co/PwxB9Zb0eT
Retweeted by natashavaynblatFREE: NYC’s Boardwalk Stand-Up Comedy returns TOMORROW NIGHT, 5/21, @cibnyc with a fantastic lineup! 7:30pm… https://t.co/VY4phGoNfg
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5/21
2019
@thisisjoshz @ComedyCentral 🙏@thisisjoshz
5/19
2019
Quick Dish NY: Get Out Your Number Two Pencils for SLOSHED SATs This Saturday @caveatnyc hosted by @mjwooolf ft… https://t.co/HMPN6s2Jmr
Retweeted by natashavaynblatTomorrow, May 17th at 7:30pm, I'm co-hosting The Sampler at @ucbtny with the incredible @natashavaynblat! Peep this… https://t.co/m6qf0IM5FZ
Retweeted by natashavaynblatOn this week's #NeedtoKnow panel, @Dometi_ and @SylviaObell @natashavaynblat @MarciaBelsky @GY312 discuss Mr. Ratbu… https://t.co/2PSSlBejLt
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5/17
2019
Quick Dish NY: NIGHT NOW Live Late Night Show Tomorrow 5.16 at Halyards hosted by @angpal ft @natashavaynblathttps://t.co/pTx4sIOOwD
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5/15
2019
@awnabot And I have SO MANY more photosMy first Points .@PointsinCase article! Read into it what you will. https://t.co/OHhnLY2fHnThis coffee machine needs to be promoted to head writer https://t.co/viiiCiN6yaThe ending of #GameOfThrones leaked and it feels strangely reminiscent of The Sandlot. https://t.co/2e7N13FBEd
Retweeted by natashavaynblatScroll down if you wanna my see my face! https://t.co/FrVggSreA3
5/14
2019
║\ with this knife i protect ║▒\ tonight's Savage Comedy lineup, featuring ║▒▒\ @natashavaynblat ║░▒║ @veros_brokehttps://t.co/6LqzF6Kx8v
Retweeted by natashavaynblatme explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going on a sex strike: https://t.co/AU6PYVv30C
Retweeted by natashavaynblatFRIENDS! COME!!! https://t.co/UFr0OvL0jq
5/13
2019
@mariselagrajed1 ♥️🙏♥️🙏♥️
5/11
2019
@DailyNickNews Of course, I respect the full look! @awnabot Im honored to catch the things you throw! Plus to look at your fantastic shirt collection @reiss_cody That's a pull quote!Thank you .@vulture and .@casualafro for the love! https://t.co/CV2ckMzt8rEureka! is a comedy benefit for Girls Inc. of NYC, which provides underprivileged high school ladies opportunities… https://t.co/5JB3amBrJn
Retweeted by natashavaynblatBROOKLYN! This lineup is so good and you can see them at C'mon Everybody on the 23rd for FREE if you reserve your t… https://t.co/Pn8X5azI3E
Retweeted by natashavaynblatEureka! is a comedy benefit for Girls Inc. of NYC, which provides underprivileged high school ladies opportunities… https://t.co/JAXsMo8dus
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5/10
2019
@sacramentobenc1 nah
5/9
2019
Tonight! .@MichaelHartney and I are hosting an .@BlueSchoolNYC fundraiser in honor of Frank Oz #spreadlove https://t.co/Vym8quzLYi
5/8
2019
Can’t count how many times I’ve almost died texting while crossing th @Jill_lives glad to find someone in the struggle!
5/7
2019
Whenever I’m standing on a crowded train and my face is inches away from someone’s hand holding a pole, it takes ev… https://t.co/mRIRWOc7dZ
5/6
2019
I miss ankle length winter coats. They allowed me to fart with abandon.I truly can not wait for this show. I hear comedy icons @natashavaynblat @asherperlman @fareeeezy @MrGehring @thatghttps://t.co/WoxP3x3nNO
Retweeted by natashavaynblat @jentaydan @jordypizza @TheRock @hansdickie @saurinchoksi @ComedyCentral Honestly, at this point, I will call him w… https://t.co/GXw68otosK
5/2
2019
Truly a dream come true 🙌 .@TheRock https://t.co/Xw0Eisp6R4New character: Woman speed-walking while giving advice through her AirPods, “You need to remember that you’re an in… https://t.co/K4Rz2MJqbA @thisisjoshz Tons of opportunities! Tonight I'm doing Power of Two at Muchmores and Drunk Science at Littlefield in… https://t.co/mtyqdwIbdz
5/1
2019
Russian whale trainer explains her methods https://t.co/F75T1388GF
4/30
2019
So excited to perform Butterboy tonight!! https://t.co/r6mnzhYbNx
4/29
2019
Tonight I’m at @goodgoodcomedy 10pm in Philly! https://t.co/uZOVtkQ0cB
4/26
2019
Video Licks: @natashavaynblat "Nails" It in This @ComedyCentral #minimock #nailart #performanceart #mockumentaryhttps://t.co/9mR5MDnyfo
Retweeted by natashavaynblatNothing like overhearing NYU students using their new vocab as they argue — “No you’re projecting YOUR myopic societal views onto me!”
4/25
2019
Let's grab a drink and talk DINOSAURS Drunk Science presents: Dinosaurs ft: @mondaypunday , @natashavaynblat ,… https://t.co/jOAHzbNp1U
Retweeted by natashavaynblatMeet the future of nail art, the Nail Performance Artist. @natashavaynblat https://t.co/1imJK9UwiW
Retweeted by natashavaynblat @SamanthaaaReece @ComedyCentral https://t.co/drZFOEIlqrThe more people explain polyamory to me the more it seems like it’s 5% sex with strangers and 95% discussions about… https://t.co/jBRbVaH9Ot @SamanthaaaReece @ComedyCentral My new brand of comedy: funny + nausea @ThaRealBenCohen @ComedyCentral sorry can' talk rn, must... write... sketch @THEYCALLMEAHRI 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
4/24
2019
@LKellyClyne Just wanted to send this vid I wrote/stared in for your consideration! https://t.co/748KWFTl0byes please! https://t.co/4UeCezOCNj @LaughGasClothng @ComedyCentral so glad you enjoyed!Finally, my fine arts degree has been put to use! 🙏@ComedyCentral #nailart https://t.co/djZM8ijBPV @NotTheWorstKid BUT she had a poop bag. Was it all a clever ruse???Just saw a woman walking her dog, leash in one hand, mug of coffee in the other hand. WHERE should she put the mug… https://t.co/VNixMR6h8v
4/23
2019
Häus Party is tomorrow at Chelsea Music Hall! See ya there queens 🌈 Featuring: @ColeEscola @natashavaynblathttps://t.co/QrR5pJ5M7j
Retweeted by natashavaynblatQuick Dish NY: Tuesday @caveatnyc Do Some Time-Hopping with ON THIS DAY with hosts @AngelYau & @RossBrunetti ft… https://t.co/UcygDKn0Ey
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4/22
2019

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