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natashawearsclothes @natashavaynblat find me on instagram @natashawearsclothes

Comedy Central Digital Creator/ world’s best dressed comedian @comedycentral. Writing has been on @mcsweeneys @funnyordie @reductress

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Lap Dance Saloon tonight! Great show, great pizza, great hosts: @Jill_lives @21CentJeff https://t.co/gSrPtnuj06
9/10
2018
Joke Thief is tonight! Co hosted by @GianmarcoSoresi at UCB EAST @ucbtny. https://t.co/M4HwGaHvdJ
8/28
2018
Remember when I went to Scotland??!?! Here are some of the fruits of my labor. #fringe #edinburghfringe #edinburghhttps://t.co/9SNptguDBF
8/24
2018
Final CHARACTERS WELCOME show of the season is 2nite 8/20 9pm @ucbtny EAST! https://t.co/iBQhm4fHMh
8/20
2018
I interview @roywoodjr and @DesiLydic about the @TheDailyShow Trump Twitter Library book. They are very sweet and n… https://t.co/CkyCUoFfsc
8/1
2018
Today Scotland broke the world record for largest group of golden retrievers in one yard and largest group of turds… https://t.co/2NCrjige9UThank you @ComedyCake for this lovely write up. And thank you @CarolinesonBway for the night of my life! https://t.co/WU6EjF1bXV
7/25
2018
Joke Thief is TOMORROW! Hosted by me and @GianmarcoSoresi Tues 10:30pm @ucbtny UCB EAST. with @Justsydnyc @jimtewshttps://t.co/dmW1D6PFqa
7/23
2018
I bought way too much* candy for my character tonight. *too much = just the right am… https://t.co/NhgP7KT2il
7/16
2018
Tonight! Savage - A Comedy Show 8pm at Fawkner Bar in BK FREE hosted by @HoffMatthews and Lizzie Martinez https://t.co/ZKnLQ4K6YJ
7/2
2018
I’m doing a q&a for the flippin UN! With ⁦@aparnapkin⁩ ⁦@PriyankSMathur⁩ ⁦@UN_Women⁩ https://t.co/29MqeW8myRTONIGHT is the kickoff for a new monthly show I'm hosting with @carolineEcotter & @MyJTim called THE BIG FUCK: Broo… https://t.co/HKD7hRzsR3
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6/28
2018
Dirty Laundry was so fun!!! Mondays 11pm hosted by @Morganmiller17 at @ucbtny HK. Snaps by @mikebryknyc https://t.co/tvZAeyOrL0
6/21
2018
30 seconds in, I reveal how I met my husband https://t.co/YWaNATD0fo
6/20
2018
@heidivanderlee thank you for coming!!!!!!!!!!
6/15
2018
2nite! Use the code "russian lady" for cheap online tix. @gocjhunt @mary_cella @EricGersen @AshleyBRobertshttps://t.co/6tjJ9NhoMyMy friend Nate @natedern is very funny! You can read below for proof. https://t.co/fsVt1jPpcN
6/12
2018
JUST ANNOUNCED! 21 scripts selected for #NYTVF2018 - congrats to the writers and thx to @DEADLINE for the shout-out… https://t.co/cePFVv3a0a
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5/31
2018
Today! https://t.co/fCbxC0zfr1
5/25
2018
Friday 6:30pm, FREE! with @jrnnynrlson @colbyjsmith and more! https://t.co/XvI859iSR1
5/24
2018
My friend @carolineorear! Speaking of Carolines... it's 21 days until I'm performing @CarolinesonBway June 12th 7:3… https://t.co/DlQnNdjWfj @janet_hyde1 podcast "Dude Talks to a Lady" is so great! I just listened to the @AnyaVolz ep, you should too! Find it on iTunes.
5/22
2018
I'm beyond excited to announce that I'll be headlining @CarolinesonBway June 12th at 7:30pm. @AshleyBRobertshttps://t.co/mHaCrTutFM
5/21
2018
I have my JFL callback tonight at The Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant! Bring your mom. #mothersday #justforlaughshttps://t.co/l9Eqz6tpA8
5/13
2018
My first LOL piece, although I feel like I've been a Lil Ole Lady since my birth. https://t.co/5iUT1Euec6
5/1
2018
@rebexxxxa Thank you!!!! https://t.co/UljmmfQecQ @bryanyang Thank you!!!! https://t.co/HlCUiGVGKeMy new job!!!!! https://t.co/XolFVksU6I
4/26
2018
This Friday @legionbarbk so free! and so fun! 7pm https://t.co/5TXRBgdE6g
4/25
2018
Make sure to smile, it puts men at ease. I'll be doing it tonight at Mixed Bag @ucbtny East Village 7:30pm 4/17… https://t.co/MqxXEh0bfr
4/17
2018
2nite Characters Welcome @ucbtny East Village 9pm. https://t.co/bwnFfBOyOk
4/16
2018
2nite! I'm reading somethin' at Read Something Why Don't You, You Illiterate F**k hosted by @EricFeurerhttps://t.co/tLtLZG2LKF
4/15
2018
Cougars on cougars on cougars #cougar #argyle #exhusband https://t.co/zXVs42z8y8
4/13
2018
“Writing like a wet dog”-- Proust
4/12
2018
No, mommy, we say when we’re done playing. #floral #demonchild #springishere https://t.co/9pXZjRDZ73 @Jaaaimers It's our duty
4/10
2018
I always do a courtesy flush, but it doesn't stop me from being a rude pooper.I love BOGO sales. It's so fun to Buy One item and then Get Ordained.
3/27
2018
It was me that kept farting, not the dog. We shouldn't have put him down.
3/26
2018
I love going to place that give out one free sample per customer. I just wish I didn't have to bring so many wigs and mustaches.
3/25
2018
I told you I get car sick easily, but really I just love vomiting on your dashboard.
3/24
2018
Whenever I do Secret Santa, my gift to you is a painful memory from my past.
3/23
2018
I like to go to baby showers b/c I think chocolate is best eaten out of a diaper.
3/22
2018
I tell people I'm a dog person but I don't explain I'm a dog who drank from a puddle of radioactive goo & turned into a person.
3/21
2018
I like to dine & dash but only @ mom and pop restaurants on the brink of bankruptcy.
3/20
2018
I don't like to sit when I pee. I like to lie down and let it wash over me in the tub.
3/19
2018
I wear boat shoes b/c I want you to think I have the ankles of a yacht owner.
3/18
2018
I've killed all of my houseplants through torture and intimidation
3/17
2018
I don't like carpools b/c you can't roll down the windows or all the water spills out.
3/16
2018
I'm constantly battling a severe case of FOMO if by FOMO you mean Fungus On My Open Sores.
3/15
2018
Come by foot, train, or plane! https://t.co/ysa48fP866
1/31
2017
TONIGHT! @ucbtny with @nutellacartel @kadyrabbit @applecomedy @YoGlo_ @JayMalsky @marybethbarone @mary_cellahttps://t.co/gYo5klL52x
9/5
2017
TMRW! #NYFW #nyfw2017 @ucbtny @nutellacartel @kadyrabbit @applecomedy @YoGlo_ @JayMalsky @marybethbaronehttps://t.co/ffbggwujqe
9/4
2017
Everyone knows she did it (she pooped in the office fridge). No one knows why. #thesinner https://t.co/bF4xy4V15A
7/18
2017
@TheTomStrange thanks for reading!!
6/20
2017
MilaNO! https://t.co/DtV7mejxRz
3/18
2017
It's time to pack up the wigs. Come see SELF HELP YRSLF, HELP! for the FINAL TIME! @ucbtny 8pm… https://t.co/orOizfNggz
3/13
2017
janiefierce's photo https://t.co/AMe1a7E8s9
3/8
2017
If you don't enjoy this episode taped live at @ucbtny East, I'll eat an entire toilet! https://t.co/4QkzZOTVam https://t.co/Kd1OQqWFDg
Retweeted by natashawearsclothesSelf Help + Asian Pop = Perf Combo. Tnt 9:30pm @ucbtny https://t.co/N4dQxFf7hV @AngelYau @mayadesh @ilianainocenciohttps://t.co/LpDL34jdKo
2/15
2017
@EricYearwood @austinnewyork @AngelYau @brian_faas @nutellacartel @jnicolon @Beckychicoine @beckyobecky @MJCKayne @michaelraysolis @Bluvband @sarahsparsons @ImLaurenAdamsFASHION WEEK BEGINS TONIGHT with our flagship show! #ucbtny https://t.co/xDpOyjjxjf #NYFW #nyfw17 https://t.co/Ov0HmMT2rJ
2/9
2017
Like Fashion Police but more powerful @thepitnyc https://t.co/31T1MkUlAe @brian_faas @ImLaurenAdams @samttaggarthttps://t.co/HZOA1B2ckZ
2/2
2017
SenatorSessions needs SELF HELP. I"m giving it tonight at 8pm @ucbtny https://t.co/pxYXsC0Von . Call your senators… https://t.co/veraVY1Wxl @SenatorSessions needs SELF HELP. I"m giving it tonight at 8pm @ucbtny https://t.co/pxYXsC0Von Call your senators t… https://t.co/lCPf8uGRQN @SenatorSessions needs SELF HELP. I"m giving it tonight at 8pm @ucbtny https://t.co/pxYXsC0Von . Also call your sen… https://t.co/dNRhtrKNOr
2/1
2017
.@Lyft donated $1,000,000 to the @ACLU. Uber broke a Muslim solidarity strike. Download Lyft. Show solidarity with solidarity. #deleteuber
Retweeted by natashawearsclothesUSE YOUR LOCAL TAXI SERVICE, AS UNIONIZED CAB DRIVERS FIGHT FOR REFUGEE RIGHTS #deleteUber https://t.co/coVjX73FXI
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1/29
2017
DO NOT STOP REFUGEE RESETTLEMENT https://t.co/qUBr5xgAhX @moveon @SenGillibrand please continue to support the admission of #refugees! #RefugeNotJail #RefugeesWelcome #Terminal4 #nobanonmuslim @SenSchumer please continue to support the admission of #refugees #RefugeNotJail #RefugeesWelcome #Terminal44. SEND A MESSAGE at https://t.co/L3HKgbgbqp & comment on a post on the White House Facebook page: https://t.co/9udXpViKXu #RefugeesWelcome
Retweeted by natashawearsclothes @NYGovCuomo please help stop detaining & deporting #refugees #RefugeNotJail #RefugeesWelcome #nobanonmuslimjfk #Terminal4President Trump’s executive order on immigration runs contrary to the values of our city, and the values of the Uni… https://t.co/iBFPna2k59
Retweeted by natashawearsclothes @WhiteHouse Stop detaining & deporting #refugees #RefugeNotJail #RefugeesWelcome #terminal #nomuslimban #nomuslimbanjfk @RepJeffries I have tried both your Brooklyn offices but all of your inboxes are full. #nomuslimban #nomuslimbanjfk #Terminal4
1/28
2017
I'm spitting all sorts of REAL FACTS tonight 9:30pm @ucbtny https://t.co/jN1ychcQNx Directed by @madalynbaldanzi https://t.co/K9EY0tloii
1/25
2017
Now more than ever, everyone needs a little self help. Tomorrow 9:30pm Self Help Yourself, Help! @ucbtnyhttps://t.co/1VxCAo9a4q
1/24
2017
Not all men are terrible, but plenty would serve the world better as potatoes. Self Help Yourself, Help! Wed 9:30pm… https://t.co/vfgB3xqHNA
1/23
2017
Trump: You say FENCE I say WALL. You say PSYCHOPATH I say PRESIDENT. #TrumpPressConferenceRetweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns
Retweeted by natashawearsclothesTrump is a germaphobe and urine is sterile. Checks out #TrumpPressConferenceTrump has seen cameras so small they're even smaller than his little hands #TrumpPressConferenceTwenty minutes in I've already won Trump Bingo! Five across: Fantastic, Terrible, Very Bad, Very Good, I Don't Know Who. #PressconferenceTrump is our Shaggy "It Wasn't Me" #goldenshowers
1/11
2016
Tonight 8pm, it's a polar vortex of advice at Self Help Yourself, Help! @ucbtny https://t.co/diKK8TUILX directed by… https://t.co/BYp0nEEvSG
12/15
2016
Tomorrow 8pm I'll prove to you that men and potatoes are the same thing. Directed by @madalynbaldanzi @ucbtnyhttps://t.co/TZVv1TqrME
12/14
2016
@ucbtny correction! Show is at 9pmReal Talk: The Hottest Women in NYC live in dumpsters. I tell you why on Thurs Dec 15th 9:30pm @ucbtnyhttps://t.co/9vgAFhvWfd
12/13
2016
Never read Eat, Pray Love? We got u. Self Help Urself, Help! Directed by @madalynbaldanzi @ucbtny 7:30pm, Chelsea,… https://t.co/KG2hXjhK8Z
Retweeted by natashawearsclothesNever read Eat, Pray Love? I got u. Self Help Urself, Help! Directed by @madalynbaldanzi @ucbtny 7:30pm, Chelsea,… https://t.co/plyjz2zQg3
12/5
2016
TN! 9:30@ Chelsea.@vaynsplat self heals by playing motivational speakers,life coaches& sad sacks she€™s come across… https://t.co/M6Z0X6qvhh
Retweeted by natashawearsclothesSelf Help Urself, Help! tonight 9:30pm @ucbtny Chelsea https://t.co/8wC5mgTfU0. Wet your whistle with these real se… https://t.co/mKpvrywSaD
11/21
2016
I wrote this and I BELIEVE IT! https://t.co/cCxmfGyyV9
11/20
2016
I'm STILL a nasty woman today, tomorrow, and always. Self Help Yourself, Help! @8pm @ucbtny https://t.co/KAdoC85UiMhttps://t.co/xjUAoBz3O9
11/9
2016
I've got so many things to say in this scene! Help @DanielleDiPaolo 's pilot come to life. https://t.co/51csEiKwHu https://t.co/epO9cm0y03Four brand new episodes of LUNCH BUDDIES starring the hilarious @vaynsplat : https://t.co/SBOEnuINVW
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9/8
2016
Thank you @madalynbaldanzi my dreams of wearing beige head to toe have been realized. https://t.co/hGZk7KjhDR
8/24
2016
8PM / DEEP SPACE LIVE / The first talk show in space with special guest @vaynsplat! $10 https://t.co/TO6DB6U0qc
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8/19
2016

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