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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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Joined Twitter 4/13/07


SPOILER ALERT: Beauty and the Beast is actually a Chewbacca prequelCOMIC: Sweetie, no one likes selfies. https://t.co/Tvph05EGJS https://t.co/Mq5h75LRHRHappy #NationalSelfieDay!!! https://t.co/Pqzv1wwjk4
6/21
2017
My dog and feet. https://t.co/sqZlOvb5My.@CAH I have exposed the truth https://t.co/epztgv8YbY https://t.co/jeRbFOkWqWFor those of you who backed @gameofbabies https://t.co/epztgv8YbY https://t.co/0troB4GSsw
6/20
2017
The primary difference between North and South Korea https://t.co/nCi2VBBnad
6/15
2017
Cop: Sir, do u know how fast u were going? Me: That's confidential. Cop: Sir? Me: Executive privilege. Cop: Step out of the car, sir
6/13
2017
@deathbulge Please never stop dunking. @IndigoBryan https://t.co/JXbD323Pd2Trump. https://t.co/gUZZX9oI1dCat. https://t.co/91lfOQauph
6/8
2017
I took some notes 4 u https://t.co/UrNrV2U8t2
6/6
2017
@ZachWeiner And facial features, if you can avoid them.
5/29
2017
If pens worked like printers: me: I need to jot down an address real quick pens: That is impossible. You don't have magenta sharpies.Wanna hold my babies? https://t.co/BHln2djx1o
5/26
2017
Seattle: let's built a moat around Eddie Vedder.
5/18
2017
Registration for Beat The Blerch 2017 is now open: https://t.co/IoWy8eDsZA https://t.co/kDmI88ds03Registration for Beat The Blerch 2017 is now open (Seattle and virtual) https://t.co/P00JLHLbgR https://t.co/yEQjEatg0Y
5/15
2017
the only thing stopping you from beginning a drawing practice is fear. fear that you'll discover the artist within https://t.co/cF1RdUsS6h
Retweeted by Matthew InmanPEW PEW https://t.co/2sQ456vgjGHappy Mother's Day here is a comic with some mothers in it https://t.co/BBgPml2Fhn https://t.co/PsmBy0Vfws
5/14
2017
@doncrossman https://t.co/HG9C4X2EpZDog/Cat vs Leash https://t.co/OZlBNBhH2zI made a comic about relationship problems https://t.co/H8Cu1YnbXn https://t.co/kU7yHa7J8l
5/13
2017
@raincity_girl https://t.co/xpNETQeRO4 taught by @2Danim8orI've been taking animation classes and yesterday I was instructed to write a storyboard of an actual life experienc… https://t.co/8N8P2KcRpg
5/12
2017
GLUTEN-FREE WILLY: the story of an orca whale who is super into crossfit
5/8
2017
The psychology behind my latest comic - from David Pizarro, professor of psychology at Cornell University @kpcc https://t.co/98sN8ZtL8E @notsmartblog Thank YOU for putting together such an amazing podcast!
5/5
2017
@holman Haha, that's awesome. I wasn't trying to undermine Mr. Crapper; I was just being succinct for the sake of storytelling. @moonjam Oops. Good catch. It's fixed now.Educators: I created a classroom-friendly version (no cuss words) of my comic about the backfire effect:… https://t.co/QsIZTknPKH
5/3
2017
You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you https://t.co/XwFjK9EOyl https://t.co/QRSalVfuKK
5/2
2017
Tonight. https://t.co/ua0wOg7FMd
4/29
2017
Today is @deathbulge's birthday. His comics are hilarious and wonderful and you should follow him right now… https://t.co/OLgMAjTxPl
4/23
2017
https://t.co/3krs3IM9tZhttps://t.co/le7bV8YwsWwhen it's wednesday night and u smoke weed with a shih tzu https://t.co/Jwc2pIoVn0
4/20
2017
Kids https://t.co/L2nK2DcbcYI made some #art for my house https://t.co/r4aKWSDDlA
4/17
2017
https://t.co/MNf1aP4rWwChrist, I was joking when I posted this on election night. https://t.co/efbX9noMw9
4/16
2017
@The_Hyruler That's no ... son of a bitch.Today. https://t.co/CH3xOggCY9
4/14
2017
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4/13
2017
Anyone attending @Comic_Con: Exploding Kittens is looking for booth space to hold our human-powered vending machine… https://t.co/AFPPohyAQy
4/10
2017
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4/8
2017
A work in progress. We're gonna sell these in mini picture frames soon. Stitching by @idomakelove https://t.co/VGiau9gGSp
4/5
2017
24 million people: Do I still have coverage? Doctor: Hang on, reading @potus updates ... Doctor: He's yelling in all caps. You're good.Look, a comic of mine imagined as real life: https://t.co/L2hFuQ6uG3 cc @BadAstronomer https://t.co/23ByYqbAgk
3/24
2017
My dogs and feet. https://t.co/gveEDC3G39How I see my dog VS how my dog sees me https://t.co/IGHhb0R9Fu
3/23
2017
@rob_sheridan @WolverineMovie @RealHughJackman I should update this to the latest incarnation of Hugh https://t.co/QmB40fSA5C.@repdonyoung It also permits hunting bears from helicopters, as well as the use of steel-jaw leghold traps & snare… https://t.co/qKqkAipbSxToday, the senate passed a resolution by @repdonyoung that allows the killing of wolf/bear cubs during hibernation https://t.co/84AKuAMxxO
3/22
2017
.@junkstorage4444 "than" Obama https://t.co/gwiWEzimrLCandidacy versus presidency https://t.co/qSGtpTpR84
3/21
2017
How to be perfectly unhappy for #InternationalDayOfHappiness https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6 https://t.co/tZBAII93dd
3/20
2017
The 4 seasons of Seattle weather https://t.co/ZDSzQY2kCJ
3/17
2017
I spoke to the National Park Service today and they decided to extend the deadline until April, so they can continue gauge public interest.Happy news: after receiving 1,000 comments an hour all weekend, we just hit 100,000 total https://t.co/qrkHnLEtUU https://t.co/KH3LvDGQXw
3/13
2017
Thanks to everyone who helped out yesterday. This wound up on the frontpage of reddit. https://t.co/qrkHnLEtUU https://t.co/xqXhnmua7N
3/12
2017
I have a favor to ask. https://t.co/qrkHnLEtUU https://t.co/vdTjI26bul
3/11
2017
#namaste https://t.co/SyWnhGKyuYFun fact https://t.co/kh5VTwT03YThis gameplay pic of @gameofkittens is so awesome. https://t.co/BEdlDNX4vX
3/7
2017
I'm at #ECCC2017 in booth 410. https://t.co/rXgH5pmNIS
3/3
2017
I'm at #ECCC in booth 410 https://t.co/uFxcPi17BXAttendees of #ECCC: I'll be at the con but they moved my booth this year. I'm in #410 now.
3/2
2017
The last president to skip the WHCD was Ronald Reagan, who couldn't make it because he was recovering from an assas… https://t.co/7EiquJWCSM
2/26
2017
Dinner at home. https://t.co/JvWPfkHsNC
2/25
2017
SPOILER ALERT: at the end of Season 1 of @The_OA, the protagonist reveals that she is actually a cartoonist who dr… https://t.co/uPVLXOi2GlMy dog https://t.co/WU6dP1cnfGI made a guide to taking a compliment. https://t.co/LJXrFhYJR4
2/21
2017
Happy President's Day https://t.co/Vh7xXkqHj5
2/20
2017
Inspired by this tweet from @rands https://t.co/qZvJXQ2X54An attack. https://t.co/UWx77X8RUihttps://t.co/wy0n9h2x3S
2/19
2017

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