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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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Joined Twitter 4/13/07


How and why to use WHOM in a sentence https://t.co/Eo6oDCtOus https://t.co/u5a8QtrBME
10/20
2017
https://t.co/mOZbiCTucnNo Cathy I don't care what your credentials are I'm not eating that https://t.co/zLbQ6XQlwd
10/19
2017
🥚➡️🐓 https://t.co/3pUH7J4VQp
10/17
2017
@tsheringtobgay I'm flying to your beautiful country today for the first time! (Also, thanks for the follow)
10/1
2017
After I die sprinkle my body in favs and RTs. I wish to die ... as I lived.Here's me right before I hit puberty and I looked like Janet Reno #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief https://t.co/4sMn6OZZMd
9/30
2017
@theyearofelan Done! Also ordered a gallon of lube and a 200-pack of hot dogs to better serve Amazon's "frequently bought together" section
9/28
2017
My new book came out today and it's about dogs. Order a copy here: https://t.co/WCrRnp0xgH https://t.co/9HItWGloE9My new book came out today! Get your copy here: https://t.co/WCrRnpi88f https://t.co/1cPw5uWpy7
9/26
2017
COMIC: I can hear the universe changing: https://t.co/JRgvkYKgPo https://t.co/Ci0iYdY7gV
9/25
2017
Today is Jim Henson's birthday (and mine, too). He would have been 81. https://t.co/Hnu8ySgtNG
9/24
2017
Bro Cat would like to hang out https://t.co/pXR4pNO2G4 https://t.co/72cnoB8Y2W🖨 https://t.co/dN0RlO91Xp
9/22
2017
@pandamoo No worries. Was just curious how it got out. Thanks for buying a copy! @pandamoo How's you get a copy of that? It's not out until November!
9/14
2017
Julie is an elementary school teacher and one of the kindest people I've ever met. I don't normally ask for donations, but they need it.Remember my uncle who drove 17 cats to Idaho? https://t.co/oLTb6bJDTU His wife was in an accident. Anything helps: https://t.co/9CY5mC3T3P
9/13
2017
@BrianBailey5 Absolutely! Should he send you an email?Anyone hiring? My brother just moved to Seattle and is looking for a job. His email is nick@theoatmeal.com https://t.co/dV57iZErrc
9/11
2017
@mgmoody42 @BeatTheBlerch Oops. Fixing that now. (almost went to print with it like that. Yikes)Just finished designing signage for our food station at @BeatTheBlerch. Still time to sign up if you wanna eat/run… https://t.co/OB1xppPMyP
9/10
2017
NOPE beer steins now available: https://t.co/X366M6Rzvc https://t.co/B6KGdJ38b4 @NumbersMuncher What fall is like on the internet. A favorite, from @Oatmeal. 🎃🍂 https://t.co/oC30aK7jUc
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @BeatTheBlerch If you volunteer we'll give you a free Blerch shirt, Blerch hat, and all the cake you can fit in you… https://t.co/14iu7o5UepOnly a few days left to register for @BeatTheBlerch next weekend. https://t.co/n1h8ZEHNxd Hate running? We need v… https://t.co/rwx5fbDrei
9/9
2017
BREAKING: Equifax announces partnership with Hurricane Irma. "Let's fuck up absolutely everything," they tell news sources.
9/8
2017
@JackDeeth I have a comic for that, too. https://t.co/UNEPY63ERCCOMIC: Every night as we drift off together https://t.co/ZwHFrCIeBh https://t.co/2gVAT9LCkt
9/7
2017
Coming soon. https://t.co/xvZ08PUsuLIt's coming. https://t.co/mkgCYlzyEH
9/5
2017
Emotions. https://t.co/abdOC6VUYe
9/4
2017
@AsapSCIENCE @Mythdirection https://t.co/uy6IdJq4cO
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @AsapSCIENCE @Mythdirection https://t.co/uy6IdJq4cO
9/3
2017
I'll be inside this thing today. Hit the random button for and I might just draw your portrait. https://t.co/z9fnGzzplW#PAXWest: I'll be inside this big hairy cat today and if you hit the random button I might just draw your portrait.… https://t.co/dglXvCB1r0
9/2
2017
How commercial airplanes should be laid out https://t.co/D0uQxjCwtD https://t.co/6XRMNy0bVi
8/31
2017
I keep this print from @PDLComics over my desk as a daily reminder of what it's like to work with me. https://t.co/VNeuPJ5qQe
8/25
2017
Travis. https://t.co/4Wp5v4KqQI
8/23
2017
@dcfc Thanks for retweeting this! I'm a huge fan. Also I hope you didn't see the egregious typo in the last line. It will haunt me forever.
8/22
2017
🌑 https://t.co/HOAsDNRJTMhey guys I have some solar eclipse glasses for sale. super cheap only used once dm for detailsBREAKING: Local ophthalmologist calls in sick tomorrow. "Fuck 'em," he says.Now is your moment to shine. 🌕 https://t.co/NbJCSMzh2o
8/21
2017
Sorry for the bumpy lines. Drawn in a car en route to watch the eclipse in Oregon. https://t.co/zL84jekAyN🌘 https://t.co/y0d3R36OND
8/20
2017
This joke spawned from a tweet by @shanselman https://t.co/SPHRJMd9GI2017 has been confusing, so I created an updated table for measuring units of time. https://t.co/p2p5VOvyLg
8/19
2017
The Confederate Flag, explained. Full comic here: https://t.co/VnTpMDatVd https://t.co/2fvyrrLEoA
8/17
2017
dog: i just rolled in hot garbage me: cool man, can I ask you a ques- dog: hang on I gotta clean my testicles and my testicles only
8/16
2017
@PatrickRothfuss https://t.co/jpzM3YCTqj @PatrickRothfuss I was JUST at that hotel. I still have the keycard. Also I rubbed my testicles on all the doorkn… https://t.co/EkWbdsxsPwEvening doodle. https://t.co/bKqpJgeYkS @MaxTemkin When the news about Trump broke today, this tweet was the first thing I thought of.
8/15
2017
Last year I suggested that Trump hand out these arm bands at his campaign rallies. What was once funny is now re… https://t.co/ixsasg5aUM
8/12
2017
IDEA! Brandon Stark should team up with Hot Pie and open a bakery. Call it Bran Muffins. @FioranyFee I don't think you understood the joke.Finding your passion. https://t.co/hQHbg1RTTz
8/10
2017
Packing. https://t.co/xAejRjMsyK
8/9
2017
I sometimes worry that my neighbors think I'm in an abusive relationship with a woman named Alexa
8/6
2017
Take note. https://t.co/F2yvmsW7AK
8/3
2017
@JamesGunn Slither is still one of my favorite movies.
8/1
2017
🖕 https://t.co/deIbr2NKTJBeing hungover. https://t.co/jOqckxMsVX.@Scaramucci https://t.co/MaHpgZLyOM"Dad, tell me about the day I was born." "Well, son... I was interviewing for a job that I held for about a week."BREAKING NEWS: Sean Spicer invites Scaramucci out for gelato "hey man, u free to hang out?" says Spicer Scaramucci declined to comment.Tiny arms. https://t.co/c2NqqfsOf8
7/31
2017
@elonmusk Just got a message from @TeslaMotors and they're figuring it out. Thanks Elon! @elonmusk Awesome! Should I just call my local Tesla dealer? Not sure how to go about this. @elonmusk Hey, still waiting on my Model 3! Let me test-drive one so I can do donuts while blasting some Rick Astle… https://t.co/uey963fqM8
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @elonmusk Hey, still waiting on my Model 3! Let me test-drive one so I can do donuts while blasting some Rick Astle… https://t.co/uey963fqM8
7/29
2017
How to be a dog in two easy steps https://t.co/G0SXwtHRwTthat awkward moment when u realize that ur actually interstellar manure and all heat is fading from the universe like a sad, slow fartWas messing around in Illustrator last night and I began an exploration of Morty's hair dome @RickandMorty https://t.co/VCeB3FupQ4
7/28
2017
Nausea vs Boredom https://t.co/l8XF1XmaY6 https://t.co/hDe12Zols2
7/27
2017
It's like going for a walk and stumbling upon a watermelon patch filled with koalas and fighter jetsI love it when you're texting someone and you accidentally hit the emoji button and you're suddenly typing out fruit and bears and shit.How to sneeze like I do https://t.co/V447haK8Wd
7/26
2017

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