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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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Joined Twitter 4/13/07


Working on some new cards for @gameofkittens https://t.co/erYUwm3ArI
4/18
2018
Happy Friday the 13th! Black cats might be bad luck, but we're purrrrty pawsitive playing Exploding Kittens makes e… https://t.co/SuYym39N5V
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4/13
2018
i am an #artist and today I made the decision to get better at drawing hair and worse at drawing everything else https://t.co/sVGIeoNYIMhttps://t.co/HgSKUaiBYZ🍰🍰🍰 https://t.co/VlumLSSDeJ
4/12
2018
Working on cat murals for the new @gameofkittens offices in LA. https://t.co/7UBKChrahd
4/11
2018
it worked for tumblr https://t.co/MM8K08V9Etyo @Twitter it's never too late to changeI found this Twitter mascot that I drew over a decade ago. Unfortunately, Twitter opted to use a blue bird instead… https://t.co/I9TuABaRsx
4/10
2018
https://t.co/IcpndrR26zI am pleased with Google's choice of images for this search result. https://t.co/Roc5L1JaLc
4/9
2018
https://t.co/wEuSoAEVQ3https://t.co/WxzIE6VIOp @isaacinspace I’ve always thought the exact same thing. “Studies show that you should be drinking water every 90… https://t.co/o7QI4jQAb6
4/7
2018
This is how this works https://t.co/TMwTnC4PQ6
4/6
2018
I'm gonna revolutionize how we store babies https://t.co/GNrt837est
4/2
2018
From 2009. Happy Easter! https://t.co/E9UFeA7Prr
4/1
2018
Related. https://t.co/AwQq58m84c🐈 https://t.co/y4w970sriJ
3/29
2018
Why Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) hates the word "queue," as explained on #KUOWRecord https://t.co/ENHwDaZcQ8
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @KUOW https://t.co/UskI6WKWa0Have you played our new game yet? Go crab a copy and sea how it is. https://t.co/zjeChtZZRx https://t.co/o0NtyiIRyf
3/26
2018
Related. https://t.co/B5AdABrTh2🌳❤🌳 https://t.co/M7b6a7IPpS
3/24
2018
@nijfranck hahahaLet us never stop. https://t.co/OElVZ7wvKKRemember when I asked for a bunch of comments on a government website so we could restore grizzlies to the North Ca… https://t.co/Zozp02tYgWwhere is myspace tom when u need himEvery generation has its moment. This is ours. https://t.co/YOhHZCjb1Z
3/23
2018
Is this Amazon's subtle way of announcing that they're building a social network? If so, can I label some friends… https://t.co/oaXElRrYFWI should add a panel where everyone's data is being trucked out the back door on a forklift. https://t.co/kTo0RbJl1L @theawkwardyeti That's awesome!
3/22
2018
@hughhowey "Have your cake and eat it, too" is the worst phrase ever.that's what i get for ordering a fleshlight on etsy https://t.co/OEu4mTkJhztook down some notes https://t.co/ubdAcwHW6D @Graphical I've actually had firsthand experience with that one. We had some Oatmeal merch get shipped to someone'… https://t.co/aXAQqmM3Sy"This restaurant is so good it literally changed my life. Wonderful staff, amazing food. The skies were kind of clo… https://t.co/WdMPuE7y7f"Best food I've ever had. This restaurant changed my life. Incredible service, incredible meal. 2 stars"I feel like review this sums up how most people express themselves on the internet. https://t.co/5tOBVGC9Wl
3/21
2018
@RealGDT I just watched that! The creature design was awesome.
3/16
2018
@gameofkittens Link: https://t.co/DpeVVGbJQ9
3/15
2018
therapist: how's your relationship with your mother? me: she never really talks to me, she just keeps sending me… https://t.co/R1kmgM8VWzthank goodness I have created a handy-dandy guide for this exact situation https://t.co/qKsvUfdQCi"I suck at drawing hands." "No, you just suck at drawing." ^ My inner monologue, every day.
3/14
2018
hi @amazon plz consider https://t.co/ai88tDGQ9m
3/10
2018
@dslundberg You must be a real hit at parties.Remember: Sunday is daylight savings time so be sure to not change your clocks back since you didn’t do it last tim… https://t.co/NY5pLU0oaoYou asked fur it and we updated. The app now lets you play with yourself. Try out single player mode and let us kn… https://t.co/9ssrEuYNdw
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @gameofkittens Download it here: https://t.co/E6GaUQdFQG
3/9
2018
@Kelly_Clowers I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you own a selfie stickYes. https://t.co/OcIGOh5B2N
3/7
2018
In short: did anyone look at that video or website and think "I'm not buying that for my children"?Question: should I make a kid-friendly version of "You've got Crabs?" https://t.co/Fm8scNYmmi Our game IS kid-fri… https://t.co/tqYsm3J8tq
3/6
2018
@leeunkrich Congrats Lee!
3/4
2018
I went ahead and drew it this morning. https://t.co/Osm5nip9wP* https://t.co/7JHjdSrCaU @X2Eliah https://t.co/JnSIPW93QgI'm not at #ECCC this weekend (or any con ever again probably). Sorry :( @PMC_CSM_101 @Lunarbaboon is greatInterviewer: What would you say is your best quality? Cat: My butthole Cat: Have you seen it? Cat: Let me show… https://t.co/wvNc6tYMMT
3/3
2018
🌗🌘🌑 https://t.co/0yX3yDgvFK
2/27
2018
There is a special place in hell for people who play Bluetooth speakers in public. That special place is apparent… https://t.co/0CoJ4ZbXrm
2/26
2018
@dmakogon This would make a really funny Onion article. @JenMsft Please tell me the cat was a pallbearer.Some thoughts on food https://t.co/P0LWsOsHVGAfter I’m gone, bury me under a pile of amazon prime boxes I wish to die ... as I lived
2/24
2018
Do you need a new name for your cat? Exploding Kittens is here to help. https://t.co/CVPvmnd4QY @gameofkittens
2/23
2018
if you break up my name it spells "mat the win man" my parents knew I was destined to be a loser so they overcomp… https://t.co/wCwKHgWfRM @CoryLeSaicherre @gameofkittens @coolboxes @USPS I really want to know what went through that person's head when th… https://t.co/VUWyDeB9JEGood morning, Twitter. https://t.co/qGzCRzi0ws
2/22
2018
@robertpaxton I tried to write the onomatopoeia of flapping lips but it just kept looking like he was doing a rap s… https://t.co/blJiQMh5eA @robertpaxton https://t.co/KKwx1J5a9li am upset by ueue https://t.co/YbkukuHuBq @RevEnFuego @DeadliestCatch Really? I live in Ballard! I kept thinking I’d have to travel to the Bering strait or some shit.@DeadliestCatch I would like to give you crabs. How can we make this happen? 🦀🦀 https://t.co/zjeChtZZRx ❤❤.@SeattleAquarium I was hoping to give you crabs. Can I stop by later? ❤🦀❤🦀❤🦀 https://t.co/d0OhFTQpcH"We do not accept digital signatures. We require a physical copy." cool cool, do you wear a powdered wig and shit in a chamber pot, too? @SkripilevaMasha oh hi thereAnyone else getting cryto-currency spam on their tweets within a second of posting?
2/20
2018

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