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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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@elysefires hahah. I love it.I started drawing this comic but I'm not sure it needs any more panels. https://t.co/mkTxQr0gHx
9/11
2016
@theawkwardyeti ahahah how did I not see this until now. #strawmargsAn appropriate comic for #StarTrek50 https://t.co/cPRqHWDEI5 https://t.co/J41aGx5e7w
9/8
2016
So excited for Apple's new AirBuds https://t.co/qQnbGn8P1eCALLED IT. https://t.co/vpLdLll8mg @LaunchComplex I was literally just tweeting that. As long as there's spherical objects in the news, I've still got a careerAnd so it begins. https://t.co/6bQDPBFsOA
9/7
2016
@shegeekshow you are a god awful pile of crab asses
9/5
2016
I'll be in the Exploding Kittens room at #PAX today from 1pm-4pm with @elanlee https://t.co/HIPB1vFDju
9/4
2016
I'm currently in room 309 at #PAX drawing pictures. https://t.co/sQcJLPkpbAEvery campfire, ever. https://t.co/Vj9qegbuTv
9/3
2016
@DOOM @idSoftware @bethesda If the original DOOM had better multiplayer support in 1993 or whenever,I would have been DoomerOatmeal, I swearAt #PAXWest? We have limited copies of Imploding Kittens for sale. Room 309. https://t.co/OTI4I1BhKX @DOOM @idSoftware @bethesda Can I skip the line because my name is Oatmeal, which I named after QuakerOatmeal, which was my handle in Quake?Myself + the @gameofkittens crew will be at PAX all weekend. Games in room 309. Kitten petting zoo in ACT theater https://t.co/xWUfkL7tAtYesterday I published a comic about happiness https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6 https://t.co/eLC1igqWVW
9/2
2016
@geekinacardigan permission granted! Also, which art? @augusten I adapted your essay "How to live unhappily ever after" into a comic. I hope you don't mind: https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6New comic: https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6 https://t.co/yRqF6C6ImWFYI: "Flesh out an idea" = to apply flesh to an idea, to put more meat on its bones, etc. "Flush out" = something you do to a toilet.
9/1
2016
How to hug an attractive person https://t.co/2WDWOGXnguPutting my signature on some stuff. https://t.co/DEzBX6eBhWWhat I do for a living, by the @seattletimes. https://t.co/Fhjkn4N4ZB https://t.co/U0YLAdbBmY"Press ESC to exit full-screen" pretty much sums up how I feel when someone tries to hug me
8/31
2016
@Namtomdl I have a comic for everything https://t.co/WtEOtQBkHXI'm super excited for the iPhone 7 which will be nothing short of revolutionary and not-at-all an incremental upgrade with a better cameraMy next million dollar Kickstarter idea https://t.co/TWXfQ0ThhpIDEA: build a sleeping bag shaped like a pregnant lady, so I can start every day by crawling out of a vagina
8/30
2016
This bears repeating. Rest in Peace, Gene Wilder. https://t.co/Wv3Wjchd3c
8/29
2016
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8/28
2016
https://t.co/lTSSjUgnVj @sanlynet "Drawing flattering photos" is my middle name. https://t.co/ZDTUYZYK88Happy birthday, Ashley! She runs our @gameofkittens Twitter/Facebook accounts and yesterday I drew her a picture https://t.co/5Tu87OVxdH
8/27
2016
Giving away some lil Kittens on Monday. Follow our Instagram @gameofkittens for a chance to win! #giveaway #lilkitt https://t.co/nPt5LRNLXB
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCurrently drawing a comic about happiness. https://t.co/j9Grmoh3qQ"Excuse me for a moment," said the crow. "I have to make a phone caw."
8/25
2016
It's such a shame that after playing all those violent video games in the '90s, we all grew up to become violent serial killers.
8/24
2016
.@tegiminis Please read this: https://t.co/mfzPz1jVFx https://t.co/DEEpGivh1uAh, the joy of Twitter. @tegiminis accuses me of stealing jokes. I ask for an example and he calls me a "fuckwad" and then disappears. @tegiminis I'll interpret that as "I don't actually know any jokes you stole, so I'll just throw juvenile insults at you instead." @tegiminis @AndriErlingsson I'm curious which jokes I stole. And I haven't done SEO in 10 years.How to be a page-view jackass. Brought to you by @medium and @coolshreshth. https://t.co/Si4N63JPpU
8/22
2016
Search and Rescue = the original Uber
8/19
2016
@Gimperion @elanlee No website for now. He's just gonna post these tiny infographics on Twitter / FacebookMy friend @elanlee started a project where he backs stuff and writes about it, like Cliffs Notes for Kickstarter https://t.co/i0wyDlKby8
8/18
2016
Reposting because I'm going backpacking in the North Cascades tomorrow. https://t.co/wz2KoRQ4qC @rob_sheridan https://t.co/Dk3j0i2y7BFirst read this comic, then watch this video. You're welcome: https://t.co/WpEvoNxkMc via @elanlee https://t.co/44bVDy2Wnz.@SarahCAndersen poor manbun D: https://t.co/F2gk9f3CW8I feel like department stores could cut down on suicide rates in this country by not putting Halloween shit out in August
8/17
2016
@shegeekshow stop negging my joke, Kate #onlinebullying#NationalTellAJokeDay https://t.co/rYpVM8INeu#NationalTellAJokeDay https://t.co/C6y4CwxKYmWhy kinda horses go out after dark? NIGHTMARES! #NationalTellAJokeDayWhy couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? BECAUSE OF HIS COFFIN. #NationalTellAJokeDayA magician was driving down the road ... then he turned into a driveway. #NationalTellAJokeDayOH HELLO it's #NationalTellAJokeDay. I have created a website to fulfill all your joke needs https://t.co/M0BrMhTCeR https://t.co/2hqnN2vNcE
8/16
2016
.@Sethrogen this movie made my face hurt from laughing. Please keep making meat-themed films.BACKHAIR TO SCHOOL SALE. https://t.co/iG8u8hRU14
8/15
2016
IDEA: cast Tom Hanks in a movie called "Small" where he becomes a tiny baby and spends the whole film making gurgling/burping sounds
8/14
2016
My dad: "Why can't you be more like your brother?" Me: "Why can't you be more like Liam Neeson?"Yessir. It sits on my mantelpiece. https://t.co/AjAduxR76q
8/12
2016
This @seattletimes article is the most comprehensive explanation of what the hell it is I do for a living https://t.co/Fhjkn4N4ZBThanks to @hensoncompany for giving me a tour of the creature shop yesterday. I was excited to meet Lord Chamberlain https://t.co/VSY5KaQion @Lunarbaboon That was actually me. Sorry about that. P.S. I fuck ur twitter
8/11
2016
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8/10
2016
@drewtoothpaste #7 will shock you!I used to suffer from FOMO https://t.co/nwCsOI54Nq https://t.co/b0g3PUpC3L
8/9
2016
@Beelzebozo Maybe the past 9 years you were just building up pressure to one big, loud, soothing release.@Beelzebozo You haven't tweeted in 9 years, and you broke the silence to pick a fight over a fart joke. WHAT DOES IT MEANHere's 17 things worth knowing about your cat on #InternationalCatDay https://t.co/aAapzfIkb9 https://t.co/ejYVgReYIVoh hello 💨 https://t.co/UUBjUhh3vX
8/8
2016
Just saw the third movie in this trilogy. It was awesome! https://t.co/Aro3UCIVaJ
8/7
2016
Truth. https://t.co/q6geGA9SCKI wrote a helpful guide https://t.co/4ckMFttwrD https://t.co/zcgGGcoOu4peek-at-chu https://t.co/i9dkivrvU8
8/5
2016
On the 14th of July, I gave an Independence Day-themed best man speech for my little brother https://t.co/MYkL4w8VgC https://t.co/6v40CZHq8S
8/2
2016
.@realDonaldTrump Quick spelling lesson: Lose = opposite of "win" Loose = your mom
7/29
2016
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