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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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Joined Twitter 4/13/07


Tonight. https://t.co/ua0wOg7FMd
4/29
2017
Today is @deathbulge's birthday. His comics are hilarious and wonderful and you should follow him right now… https://t.co/OLgMAjTxPl
4/23
2017
https://t.co/3krs3IM9tZhttps://t.co/le7bV8YwsWwhen it's wednesday night and u smoke weed with a shih tzu https://t.co/Jwc2pIoVn0
4/20
2017
Kids https://t.co/L2nK2DcbcYI made some #art for my house https://t.co/r4aKWSDDlA
4/17
2017
https://t.co/MNf1aP4rWwChrist, I was joking when I posted this on election night. https://t.co/efbX9noMw9
4/16
2017
@The_Hyruler That's no ... son of a bitch.Today. https://t.co/CH3xOggCY9
4/14
2017
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4/13
2017
Anyone attending @Comic_Con: Exploding Kittens is looking for booth space to hold our human-powered vending machine… https://t.co/AFPPohyAQy
4/10
2017
🐶 https://t.co/ko9npwOZRU
4/8
2017
A work in progress. We're gonna sell these in mini picture frames soon. Stitching by @idomakelove https://t.co/VGiau9gGSp
4/5
2017
24 million people: Do I still have coverage? Doctor: Hang on, reading @potus updates ... Doctor: He's yelling in all caps. You're good.Look, a comic of mine imagined as real life: https://t.co/L2hFuQ6uG3 cc @BadAstronomer https://t.co/23ByYqbAgk
3/24
2017
My dogs and feet. https://t.co/gveEDC3G39How I see my dog VS how my dog sees me https://t.co/IGHhb0R9Fu
3/23
2017
@rob_sheridan @WolverineMovie @RealHughJackman I should update this to the latest incarnation of Hugh https://t.co/QmB40fSA5C.@repdonyoung It also permits hunting bears from helicopters, as well as the use of steel-jaw leghold traps & snare… https://t.co/qKqkAipbSxToday, the senate passed a resolution by @repdonyoung that allows the killing of wolf/bear cubs during hibernation https://t.co/84AKuAMxxO
3/22
2017
.@junkstorage4444 "than" Obama https://t.co/gwiWEzimrLCandidacy versus presidency https://t.co/qSGtpTpR84
3/21
2017
How to be perfectly unhappy for #InternationalDayOfHappiness https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6 https://t.co/tZBAII93dd
3/20
2017
The 4 seasons of Seattle weather https://t.co/ZDSzQY2kCJ
3/17
2017
I spoke to the National Park Service today and they decided to extend the deadline until April, so they can continue gauge public interest.Happy news: after receiving 1,000 comments an hour all weekend, we just hit 100,000 total https://t.co/qrkHnLEtUU https://t.co/KH3LvDGQXw
3/13
2017
Thanks to everyone who helped out yesterday. This wound up on the frontpage of reddit. https://t.co/qrkHnLEtUU https://t.co/xqXhnmua7N
3/12
2017
I have a favor to ask. https://t.co/qrkHnLEtUU https://t.co/vdTjI26bul
3/11
2017
#namaste https://t.co/SyWnhGKyuYFun fact https://t.co/kh5VTwT03YThis gameplay pic of @gameofkittens is so awesome. https://t.co/BEdlDNX4vX
3/7
2017
I'm at #ECCC2017 in booth 410. https://t.co/rXgH5pmNIS
3/3
2017
I'm at #ECCC in booth 410 https://t.co/uFxcPi17BXAttendees of #ECCC: I'll be at the con but they moved my booth this year. I'm in #410 now.
3/2
2017
The last president to skip the WHCD was Ronald Reagan, who couldn't make it because he was recovering from an assas… https://t.co/7EiquJWCSM
2/26
2017
Dinner at home. https://t.co/JvWPfkHsNC
2/25
2017
SPOILER ALERT: at the end of Season 1 of @The_OA, the protagonist reveals that she is actually a cartoonist who dr… https://t.co/uPVLXOi2GlMy dog https://t.co/WU6dP1cnfGI made a guide to taking a compliment. https://t.co/LJXrFhYJR4
2/21
2017
Happy President's Day https://t.co/Vh7xXkqHj5
2/20
2017
Inspired by this tweet from @rands https://t.co/qZvJXQ2X54An attack. https://t.co/UWx77X8RUihttps://t.co/wy0n9h2x3S
2/19
2017
Happy Saturday. https://t.co/uNwpFAmPmt
2/18
2017
Today. https://t.co/lRWK021hQV
2/17
2017
@td1439 RTFAHere comes the part where every person commenting on this thread proves my point.The pronunciation of GIF https://t.co/20YyqBMl5q https://t.co/LlFj7HHl3K
2/15
2017
https://t.co/wNla9kE2sghttps://t.co/jVRKg76Ldahttps://t.co/fagRq6OwTv❤️️ https://t.co/cYx4vaHRvL
2/14
2017
@ManuelTuthill haha, incredible @scottmccloud Sorry for the dot-reply, but I want everyone to go read this graphic novel: https://t.co/dwelGDffeP.@scottmccloud Last night I finished reading "The Sculptor." It was meaningful, beautiful, and brilliant. Thank you for writing it.
2/12
2017
LOS ANGELES: Come join me and we'll play some @gameofbabies tonight. The event is free and open to the public.… https://t.co/r5cCT5ry9A
2/7
2017
BREAKING: Earthquakes reported across the US as millions of Patriots fans collectively unclench their buttholesBREAKING: Falcons and Patriots agree to just cut the Lombardi Trophy in half. Belichick seen running onto the field with a chainsaw.LET THE 4TH QUARTER BEGIN. #SB51 https://t.co/FQvnNNweYvBREAKING: Two helmets stick together. America remains divided.I've run the numbers on this and if the Patriots score three touchdowns a second for the next half hour they will win the SuperbowlSo cool to see the Cleveland Browns going up against the Falcons tonight during the #SuperbowlPretty sure I just saw the co-owner of the Patriots diggin for boogers on national television.🏈 🏈 🏈 https://t.co/AGcoUntgA0
2/5
2017
Business goat doing important business https://t.co/3uNuOLzr3t
1/28
2017
Happy birthday to my good friend and co-creator of Exploding Kittens, @elanlee. Visit his twitter page for 100% FREE BALLOONS.
1/26
2017
🎂 BFF 🎂 https://t.co/6bOQdr1A7V
1/23
2017
A comic for today: https://t.co/L2hFuPOTOv https://t.co/G3WzO6wCsgI made a useful guide. https://t.co/eNzYF6k0QR
1/20
2017
I made a chart 4 u https://t.co/HxzXNR6S8p
1/16
2017
TIL a Stargazer fish exists and it looks just like one of my drawings https://t.co/xZgcfXCWmg
1/13
2017
.@realDonaldTrump I made a movie poster for you https://t.co/L2ooCwjFktTIL hell pigs once walked the earth and that fills me with nightmares. https://t.co/v3r9etS9tQ
1/12
2017
@Kirtaner It's actually called the Tycho Crater, named after my favorite astronomer. He had a gold nose and got drunk all the time.🌌 https://t.co/IJHlNqteo7
1/6
2017
@mikeburrows11 Skip to the part about Pluto, about halfway down: https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6I made a useful travel guide for 2017 https://t.co/AzNpT4E8VW
1/4
2017

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