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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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Joined Twitter 4/13/07


@RobDavidsonSays Rob, I gotta cancel! Too much going on tonight/tomorrow to make it work. Thanks for the invite though! @Oatmeal @elanlee https://t.co/gPrraApNDZCome play a giant version of Exploding Kittens with us and win a tiny version of Exploding Kittens Room 15 ab #SDCC https://t.co/dFMMKplroW.@JustinRoiland howdy! I wanna try the Rick and Morty vr demo. Any chance you'll be around? Will trade for Eskimo kisses.Headed to the gaming room to play some Imploding Kittens. https://t.co/ugaswi9cVG
7/23
2016
Come play Exploding / Imploding Kittens with me today in room 15 A/B of the convention center #SDCC https://t.co/WiwmntNjdjCaught him, finally. https://t.co/aTXea5Mg2T
7/22
2016
Remember to have #strength on #NationalJunkFoodDay https://t.co/3jhHIaZHN3Happy #NationalJunkFoodDay https://t.co/Tp0yuOrIbJ.@Sporkicide I'd love to. Where's the booth at?My schedule for #SDCC2016. Who wants to hang? https://t.co/nn6nxlc4jN @RobDavidsonSays that might work. What time were you thinking? I have a meeting at 11 I have to get back to
7/21
2016
Your Republican nominee https://t.co/wWNYdHW0hN
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @RobDavidsonSays I'd love to! Last year we just ran along the waterfront for a 5k.Here's my schedule for #SDCC2016. Come play "Imploding Kittens" with @elanlee and myself. https://t.co/3FnRwDZXQk @Oatmeal 2FA is enabled nowOh hi I'm back. My account got hacked again so I got locked out of Twitter for a few days. I missed you all seriously bigtime.
7/19
2016
Hello Chicago, we are bringing @BeatTheBlerch to your city. Registration open now https://t.co/P00JLHLbgR https://t.co/ntigSFbznS
7/14
2016
ICYMI: We launched our first expansion pack for @gameofkittens yesterday. https://t.co/RiWxWsawSq https://t.co/5zxSy1C0zF
7/13
2016
Heads up! https://t.co/qlRuCn6ncAFor someone who doesn't care about Pokemon, this is the internet right now https://t.co/fNW4HuX0cwOh hello I found a thing you need for #PrimeDay https://t.co/uYM7G9dFp9 https://t.co/2E6fv5ehmDAvailable now for #PrimeDay: Imploding Kittens, the first expansion of Exploding Kittens https://t.co/uYM7G9dFp9 https://t.co/e8d5EExuCU
7/12
2016
Tomorrow @gameofkittens https://t.co/8HXWMu681J
7/11
2016
Updated for 2016 https://t.co/1DWsq0VptgKkkk..kk...kkk...kill me https://t.co/qeb6IMkCwN
7/9
2016
Next week @gameofkittens https://t.co/4ltugbrB69
7/8
2016
FUN GAME: watch "Top Gun" and try not to think about the fact that fighter pilots have to wear diapers @shegeekshow A DERP so loud it could be heard far away on distant planetsI'd like to have a moment of silence to honor the death of literature."Penis Fairies & Queef Storms" just became the most-funded book in crowdfunding history, with an hour to spare. https://t.co/bLT12CxYg8If you want a copy of my adult coloring book, you have two hours left to back the project: https://t.co/6XnN2bMMaw https://t.co/612wJJTbH3
7/7
2016
How to perfectly load a dishwasher https://t.co/QzKJ1XhcmG https://t.co/qMkL2NlCa024 hours left to get "Penis Fairies & Queef Storms" An incredible book for incredible people https://t.co/O7k051gS9h https://t.co/xHjm7hM0fxCOMIC: Creativity is like breathing https://t.co/9sBuvzihSz https://t.co/ZlJO5S5gEj
7/6
2016
.@Jeffmonster You can order now, and it'll be out in the fall: https://t.co/ub1TaViO0z @adamcarolla You too can pre-order a penis coloring book. https://t.co/q8z5ZBXJGc
Retweeted by Matthew InmanSome early sketches from my coloring book. https://t.co/NINO4l0MegThanks to everyone who pre-ordered my coloring books. https://t.co/QUysFb6Akw https://t.co/PUZDlnzDxbIf you want a copy of my coloring books before the holidays, you have 48 hours left https://t.co/O7k051gS9h https://t.co/nscdQ8QHSf
7/5
2016
This is how my dog is choosing to sit tonight. https://t.co/cjtQsYLKCGHappy 4th. https://t.co/U69lyixiX3like for explosives, RT for alcoholBritish VS American accents https://t.co/mSy0ovmM3C4th of July PSA https://t.co/ZbzsfHDRoe
7/4
2016
.@realDonaldTrump God Bless America https://t.co/0lAuyEi5yfI made a comic explaining America to non-Americans https://t.co/VnTpMDatVd https://t.co/jIfMqIgRMG.@BadAstronomer It makes the armbands so much more appropriate https://t.co/9fdfd16Few https://t.co/CLNfWIlbbyA friendly reminder: July 5th is one of the busiest days of the year for animal shelters. https://t.co/vlULEwiXcZRemember that time a firework tipped over? https://t.co/L2hFuQ6uG3 https://t.co/8n6GhjpmQO
7/3
2016
This seems rather relevant, considering the news today. https://t.co/DAI1Qnab9t https://t.co/oklIh3Pl0W
7/1
2016
.@guardian You really need to work on how you phrase things https://t.co/PHgcZayCTp
6/30
2016
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6/29
2016
Ok, I pinned a new tweet to replace the spam. LMK if you see it. Also LMK if you like butts so we can maybe 👉👌janice go back into the butt from whence you came https://t.co/m4VM1EXdw5Seems like half my followers are still seeing a pinned porn-spam tweet on my profile, despite me deleting it. I will try pinning a new tweetIs anyone still seeing butt-porn as a pinned photo on my profile? Hit refresh first before replying.
6/28
2016
Today marks 7 years since I launched The Oatmeal. It's been an interesting ride.Jesus ThongSporting Christ, after 2 days I finally have access to my Twitter account again. Say goodbye to Janice's buttporn, hello to Oats
6/27
2016
Trying to fix this now, but I've got 20% battery and I'm about to board a ferry back to Seattle. Can't promise the porn bot won't stopFucking hell I go camping and turn my phone off for 2 days and come back to my account hacked
6/25
2016
@rdewalt That was me being an idiot and making code changes immediately after posting a link. Should be fixed now.https://t.co/GOqyKo2pERIf you want a copy of my NSFW coloring book before the holidays, you have 13 days left https://t.co/6XnN2bvbiY https://t.co/6pm9CtKEKQ
6/23
2016
The dedication page for my coloring book. (P.S. hi mom!) https://t.co/heKA9ECzEZ
6/22
2016
Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered my coloring books in the first week. https://t.co/ub1TaViO0z https://t.co/SW36cObE3mI am re-posting this because it's #NationalLobsterDay https://t.co/osx2biI9v4 https://t.co/FztqSyEraLI would make an actual Twitter poll but it won't let me embed a fancy graphic if I do.INFORMAL POLL TIME: Which version of @gameofkittens do you play more of? https://t.co/9KyGNApzorplease raise your hand if this made you LOL in middle school https://t.co/fDyKZhNJjS
6/15
2016
taco https://t.co/lOHQ0Tq8HC.@apple seriously u guys this looks like Geocities https://t.co/Pk3bytl2BqMotorists VS Pedestrians https://t.co/vnMRIWiscDNew comic: If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men (part 2) https://t.co/QKvgoRZYo3 https://t.co/P8y8gxjszN
6/14
2016
2016 https://t.co/Fbb6dK0c8aIf my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men (PART 2) https://t.co/QKvgoRZYo3 https://t.co/21081rrvUh
6/13
2016
Just did a gut check. Yup. Still happy Jerry Falwell is dead.Evening sketch. https://t.co/C7sywMMSIx
6/12
2016
When u drink with me you get to use these coasters https://t.co/xIifbaGWxzVR https://t.co/p8v0PBZ0T8My dog https://t.co/u3N21Bjg9L
6/11
2016
Feel better, August. May your BearMech 9000 destroy us all. https://t.co/q85CR6gms3Thanks to everyone who backed my coloring books! I wanna give you all sweaty hugs. https://t.co/6XnN2bMMaw https://t.co/CIV37PwKPBCOMIC: https://t.co/L2hFuQ6uG3 https://t.co/MQdr7UfEa0
6/10
2016
@Oatmeal also can we please not point out that I spelled teats wrong. I am new to #intercourseWhich do you prefer on a Twitter timeline?How do you people feel about pinned tweets? I'm sorta on the fence.Thanks to @BadAstronomer for writing this one. My first ever guest-post on The Oatmeal.Remember that time a firework tipped over? https://t.co/L2hFuQ6uG3 https://t.co/gPDP00rSOC
6/9
2016
@Oatmeal that joke brought to you by @idomakelovewhy don't u ever tell secrets to beans? BECAUSE BEANSTALK. I'll show myself out. @Oatmeal inspired by today's lunch https://t.co/IoQBCyI6v4I like pizza because it's the only food that appears to be getting bigger as I eat it https://t.co/ZXELbjSNjkThanks to everyone who backed my coloring books! https://t.co/6XnN2bMMaw https://t.co/CqN0LMHDIs @SarahCAndersen hahaha. I don't even have one of those and I LOLed.
6/8
2016
DRINKING GAME: take a shot every time your mom was a ho in the 1980s.@WWBugs eh...already did it, sort of. https://t.co/Q8Aqh6nKgSThanks to everyone who backed my new book today. https://t.co/tHWEXMERb5 https://t.co/r0jELhkRIp @Oatmeal I should write a sequel titled "CONTENT BLOCKED: MALWARE WARNING"I'm starting to wonder if naming my book "404 Not Found" is going to neuter all my marketing efforts because no one clicks the link
6/7
2016

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