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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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8/19
2016
@Gimperion @elanlee No website for now. He's just gonna post these tiny infographics on Twitter / FacebookMy friend @elanlee started a project where he backs stuff and writes about it, like Cliffs Notes for Kickstarter https://t.co/i0wyDlKby8
8/18
2016
Reposting because I'm going backpacking in the North Cascades tomorrow. https://t.co/wz2KoRQ4qC @rob_sheridan https://t.co/Dk3j0i2y7BFirst read this comic, then watch this video. You're welcome: https://t.co/WpEvoNxkMc via @elanlee https://t.co/44bVDy2Wnz.@SarahCAndersen poor manbun D: https://t.co/F2gk9f3CW8I feel like department stores could cut down on suicide rates in this country by not putting Halloween shit out in August
8/17
2016
@shegeekshow stop negging my joke, Kate #onlinebullying#NationalTellAJokeDay https://t.co/rYpVM8INeu#NationalTellAJokeDay https://t.co/C6y4CwxKYmWhy kinda horses go out after dark? NIGHTMARES! #NationalTellAJokeDayWhy couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? BECAUSE OF HIS COFFIN. #NationalTellAJokeDayA magician was driving down the road ... then he turned into a driveway. #NationalTellAJokeDayOH HELLO it's #NationalTellAJokeDay. I have created a website to fulfill all your joke needs https://t.co/M0BrMhTCeR https://t.co/2hqnN2vNcE
8/16
2016
.@Sethrogen this movie made my face hurt from laughing. Please keep making meat-themed films.BACKHAIR TO SCHOOL SALE. https://t.co/iG8u8hRU14
8/15
2016
IDEA: cast Tom Hanks in a movie called "Small" where he becomes a tiny baby and spends the whole film making gurgling/burping sounds
8/14
2016
My dad: "Why can't you be more like your brother?" Me: "Why can't you be more like Liam Neeson?"Yessir. It sits on my mantelpiece. https://t.co/AjAduxR76q
8/12
2016
This @seattletimes article is the most comprehensive explanation of what the hell it is I do for a living https://t.co/Fhjkn4N4ZBThanks to @hensoncompany for giving me a tour of the creature shop yesterday. I was excited to meet Lord Chamberlain https://t.co/VSY5KaQion @Lunarbaboon That was actually me. Sorry about that. P.S. I fuck ur twitter
8/11
2016
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8/10
2016
@drewtoothpaste #7 will shock you!I used to suffer from FOMO https://t.co/nwCsOI54Nq https://t.co/b0g3PUpC3L
8/9
2016
@Beelzebozo Maybe the past 9 years you were just building up pressure to one big, loud, soothing release.@Beelzebozo You haven't tweeted in 9 years, and you broke the silence to pick a fight over a fart joke. WHAT DOES IT MEANHere's 17 things worth knowing about your cat on #InternationalCatDay https://t.co/aAapzfIkb9 https://t.co/ejYVgReYIVoh hello 💨 https://t.co/UUBjUhh3vX
8/8
2016
Just saw the third movie in this trilogy. It was awesome! https://t.co/Aro3UCIVaJ
8/7
2016
Truth. https://t.co/q6geGA9SCKI wrote a helpful guide https://t.co/4ckMFttwrD https://t.co/zcgGGcoOu4peek-at-chu https://t.co/i9dkivrvU8
8/5
2016
On the 14th of July, I gave an Independence Day-themed best man speech for my little brother https://t.co/MYkL4w8VgC https://t.co/6v40CZHq8S
8/2
2016
.@realDonaldTrump Quick spelling lesson: Lose = opposite of "win" Loose = your mom.@TeslaMotors I took delivery of my Model 3 today. Was super disappointed in the size though. Gave it to Rambo. https://t.co/nRxJlKaJ6Lhttps://t.co/O9pyHWlF3CPikachu https://t.co/tipQPBWXAX
7/29
2016
Join my game of Exploding Kittens with this code: 670 162 Don't have the app? Get it here: https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnqWhy haven't you had kids yet? https://t.co/mQRN1KGgUQCOMIC: Having a baby VS having a cat https://t.co/nn537hiZKT https://t.co/cItHAiNLxm
7/28
2016
Saw some beautiful proofs of my coloring book today. https://t.co/uF7eHgO2HLWe played a full game with these at comic-con. I'm still sore from shuffling. @gameofkittens https://t.co/7X6qecoVIt
7/26
2016
@RobDavidsonSays Rob, I gotta cancel! Too much going on tonight/tomorrow to make it work. Thanks for the invite though! @Oatmeal @elanlee https://t.co/gPrraApNDZCome play a giant version of Exploding Kittens with us and win a tiny version of Exploding Kittens Room 15 ab #SDCC https://t.co/dFMMKplroW.@JustinRoiland howdy! I wanna try the Rick and Morty vr demo. Any chance you'll be around? Will trade for Eskimo kisses.Headed to the gaming room to play some Imploding Kittens. https://t.co/ugaswi9cVG
7/23
2016
Come play Exploding / Imploding Kittens with me today in room 15 A/B of the convention center #SDCC https://t.co/WiwmntNjdjCaught him, finally. https://t.co/aTXea5Mg2T
7/22
2016
Remember to have #strength on #NationalJunkFoodDay https://t.co/3jhHIaZHN3Happy #NationalJunkFoodDay https://t.co/Tp0yuOrIbJ.@Sporkicide I'd love to. Where's the booth at?My schedule for #SDCC2016. Who wants to hang? https://t.co/nn6nxlc4jN @RobDavidsonSays that might work. What time were you thinking? I have a meeting at 11 I have to get back to
7/21
2016
Your Republican nominee https://t.co/wWNYdHW0hN
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @RobDavidsonSays I'd love to! Last year we just ran along the waterfront for a 5k.Here's my schedule for #SDCC2016. Come play "Imploding Kittens" with @elanlee and myself. https://t.co/3FnRwDZXQk @Oatmeal 2FA is enabled nowOh hi I'm back. My account got hacked again so I got locked out of Twitter for a few days. I missed you all seriously bigtime.
7/19
2016
Hello Chicago, we are bringing @BeatTheBlerch to your city. Registration open now https://t.co/P00JLHLbgR https://t.co/ntigSFbznS
7/14
2016
ICYMI: We launched our first expansion pack for @gameofkittens yesterday. https://t.co/RiWxWsawSq https://t.co/5zxSy1C0zF
7/13
2016
Heads up! https://t.co/qlRuCn6ncAFor someone who doesn't care about Pokemon, this is the internet right now https://t.co/fNW4HuX0cwOh hello I found a thing you need for #PrimeDay https://t.co/uYM7G9dFp9 https://t.co/2E6fv5ehmDAvailable now for #PrimeDay: Imploding Kittens, the first expansion of Exploding Kittens https://t.co/uYM7G9dFp9 https://t.co/e8d5EExuCU
7/12
2016
Tomorrow @gameofkittens https://t.co/8HXWMu681J
7/11
2016
Updated for 2016 https://t.co/1DWsq0VptgKkkk..kk...kkk...kill me https://t.co/qeb6IMkCwN
7/9
2016
Next week @gameofkittens https://t.co/4ltugbrB69
7/8
2016
FUN GAME: watch "Top Gun" and try not to think about the fact that fighter pilots have to wear diapers @shegeekshow A DERP so loud it could be heard far away on distant planetsI'd like to have a moment of silence to honor the death of literature."Penis Fairies & Queef Storms" just became the most-funded book in crowdfunding history, with an hour to spare. https://t.co/bLT12CxYg8If you want a copy of my adult coloring book, you have two hours left to back the project: https://t.co/6XnN2bMMaw https://t.co/612wJJTbH3
7/7
2016
How to perfectly load a dishwasher https://t.co/QzKJ1XhcmG https://t.co/qMkL2NlCa024 hours left to get "Penis Fairies & Queef Storms" An incredible book for incredible people https://t.co/O7k051gS9h https://t.co/xHjm7hM0fxCOMIC: Creativity is like breathing https://t.co/9sBuvzihSz https://t.co/ZlJO5S5gEj
7/6
2016
.@Jeffmonster You can order now, and it'll be out in the fall: https://t.co/ub1TaViO0z @adamcarolla You too can pre-order a penis coloring book. https://t.co/q8z5ZBXJGc
Retweeted by Matthew InmanSome early sketches from my coloring book. https://t.co/NINO4l0MegThanks to everyone who pre-ordered my coloring books. https://t.co/QUysFb6Akw https://t.co/PUZDlnzDxbIf you want a copy of my coloring books before the holidays, you have 48 hours left https://t.co/O7k051gS9h https://t.co/nscdQ8QHSf
7/5
2016
This is how my dog is choosing to sit tonight. https://t.co/cjtQsYLKCGHappy 4th. https://t.co/U69lyixiX3like for explosives, RT for alcoholBritish VS American accents https://t.co/mSy0ovmM3C4th of July PSA https://t.co/ZbzsfHDRoe
7/4
2016
.@realDonaldTrump God Bless America https://t.co/0lAuyEi5yfI made a comic explaining America to non-Americans https://t.co/VnTpMDatVd https://t.co/jIfMqIgRMG.@BadAstronomer It makes the armbands so much more appropriate https://t.co/9fdfd16Few https://t.co/CLNfWIlbbyA friendly reminder: July 5th is one of the busiest days of the year for animal shelters. https://t.co/vlULEwiXcZRemember that time a firework tipped over? https://t.co/L2hFuQ6uG3 https://t.co/8n6GhjpmQO
7/3
2016
This seems rather relevant, considering the news today. https://t.co/DAI1Qnab9t https://t.co/oklIh3Pl0W
7/1
2016
.@guardian You really need to work on how you phrase things https://t.co/PHgcZayCTp
6/30
2016
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6/29
2016
Ok, I pinned a new tweet to replace the spam. LMK if you see it. Also LMK if you like butts so we can maybe 👉👌janice go back into the butt from whence you came https://t.co/m4VM1EXdw5Seems like half my followers are still seeing a pinned porn-spam tweet on my profile, despite me deleting it. I will try pinning a new tweet
6/28
2016
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