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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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tee-hee I'm in a beer ad https://t.co/MWOWv4sDnmI want to live in a world free of poverty, famine, and war. And where Google Chrome stops treating the backspace key as a back button.
5/23
2016
In an alternate universe, a dog barks and immediately my pet doorbell begins shrieking and running in circles
5/20
2016
Exploding Kittens is looking for Unity developers, preferably in Seattle, to work on our chart-topping mobile app https://t.co/E4FLFbfxNrCalling all Unity developers, graphic designers, and SMM people (pref. in Seattle or LA) https://t.co/ZnWN6rGbe0 https://t.co/4jsSkwpNqehttps://t.co/fPm9sGPuh9
5/19
2016
https://t.co/sUG3lGpuMQ
5/18
2016
that awkward moment when you're using ur chamberpot and then you remember that this is 2016 and u just made #feces in the hamper @paulandstorm god fucking damnit I quit.@GarySinise why have have u not opened a retail establishment called Lt. Dan's Ice Cream U ARE SITTING ON A GOLD MINE, GARY
5/16
2016
I was doodling earlier and drew an Exploding Steampunk Kitten https://t.co/ExHC5TFFSf
5/15
2016
We added some delightful characters to our Exploding Kittens app this morning. https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/rer7gwuVfFHow to perfectly load a dishwasher https://t.co/QzKJ1XhcmG https://t.co/MdkOfe1vGF#inspiration https://t.co/ldIJ9UnUYt
5/13
2016
@ericrose4x5 No it's 100% serious just like everything else I posthey guys I am rebranding to a new logo I hope you like it https://t.co/05Gg81AgQL
5/11
2016
Higgins https://t.co/6oDveDDNVS
5/10
2016
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! #hugs https://t.co/picdOHSJdvwe make my little brother celebrate mother's day on april 1st because he was adopted lol
5/8
2016
https://t.co/EE3iFB9QtK
5/6
2016
And #TacoGate is almost an anagram for "Eat Gato." https://t.co/ZAKt4atuVp👦→👴 https://t.co/N6QOCqUKYYThe DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon https://t.co/ggFbtV4BEX https://t.co/zQ52LhoKQQ
5/5
2016
that awkward moment when ur on a date and you get an amber alert on ur phone but then you remember it's not a date you kidnapped this personsuper pissed that yesterday no one celebrated "may the turd be with you"
5/4
2016
Every time I see someone comment with "LOVE U BABE!" on their spouses FB page, I'm reminded of when my dog pees on the petunias out front
5/2
2016
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Retweeted by Matthew Inman @FatGirlvsWorld haha, awesome! Good game last night. I normally use my Oatmeal avatar but I felt like being a bear.Of course he did. cc @gameofkittens https://t.co/AgNrkB043j
5/1
2016
Naming your kid Aidan = born to vape
4/29
2016
I made a soundboard for the @gameofkittens app. Click here to hear what kale sounds like. https://t.co/zxtUVjCqEF https://t.co/ufCTD9uHu2He died for your science. https://t.co/OecrRGU73T
4/28
2016
Of course he does. https://t.co/bE7w5Oo0OZ @chadshupe Sure was. I usually use my Oatmeal avatar, but I wanted to try out the new voices
4/27
2016
ANDROID USERS: How are you liking the Exploding Kittens app? cc @gameofkittens
4/25
2016
@killer_bunnie we are not porting to iOS due to lack of users cc @elanleeExploding Kittens is the #1 app in Google Play right now! (across all categories) https://t.co/cAxMuCoAu8 https://t.co/hdLC34q0ec @1purenoize Hodor is perfect for you, then.This is the most accurate Game of Thrones quiz you'll ever take https://t.co/GMRzRrOs5D https://t.co/SMlPicKbZy
4/23
2016
@PhoenixHawk I want you to know that I love you. Who you are. Who you're becoming. I love your soul. I love you. cc @elanleeJust a happy heads up: we launched Exploding Kittens on Android this week. https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/P8fh9bfQTshttps://t.co/BJuHprAlcT
4/22
2016
I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016
4/21
2016
Now that he's off the $20 bill, they should put Andrew Jackson on all parking tickets that way you're pissed every time you see himOne of my favorite quotes from Louis CK. https://t.co/aB0Hd0zAZOJoin my game of Exploding kittens with this code: 390 758 Don't have the app? Get it here: https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnqGood game, everyone https://t.co/G7VVN4UslkJoin my game of Exploding kittens with this code: 423 444 Don't have the app? Get it here: https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnqExploding Kittens card game blasts onto Android https://t.co/M7G0kUUGbC https://t.co/4m7YS913vm
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHeads up: Android users can play against Apple users in our new Exploding Kittens app https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/xLwvckBSUrGood morning! The Exploding Kittens app is officially available on Android. https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/C8N6PAfPBE
4/20
2016
My plane crash comic just got nominated for an Eisner Award! https://t.co/cPRqHWDEI5 https://t.co/8Q6olAlBLj
4/19
2016
farts = butt poltergeistsI am hereby declaring today #FuckItFriday. May your cup runneth over. https://t.co/qgupWwdBMdHow your body responds to exercise https://t.co/ldOvXRNVwiColonoscopy is the original selfie.How to make your breakfast restaurant insanely popular: 1. Pick a retail space that only has room for 3 tables 2. Serve breakfast
4/15
2016
.@noahbradley @ashokkbanker but think about how much EXPOSURE he gave you https://t.co/vM8ljHdRI3.@AMCTheatres, if you're thinking of allowing texting during movies, you should design your theaters like this https://t.co/BaRxRmcyLE
4/14
2016
@mariosellitti not enough android users, plus i read on wiki that the Google App Store doesn't support games yet #androidfail @mariosellitti We've decided to cancel Android development due to lack of interest from users. Porting to blackberry /Windows next
4/13
2016
https://t.co/0qKjUIV7afI don't think we can continue to date due to your poor choice in Instagram filters https://t.co/Tvph05EGJS https://t.co/98zxEcUqJh
4/12
2016
Run for the right reasons: https://t.co/P00JLHLbgR https://t.co/GWGZM09tyUHow to be a writer https://t.co/9mbtnq7VPk
4/11
2016
.@RickandMorty there are a bunch of Meeseeks asses in front of my both at comic con please advise https://t.co/QkRJKiCqfO
4/10
2016
A sketch from last year https://t.co/fFxcg9BaHF
4/9
2016
@Oatmeal My vet is cool. https://t.co/vQ7W252tIN
Retweeted by Matthew Inman
4/8
2016
I just bought these bananas. I wonder if they're organic https://t.co/gR7ctiXdcyAt the gym: who is looking at whom https://t.co/uLUeya3ANL https://t.co/005QWsOa6L.@Tommy_Straub @gameofkittens Here's the Android isolated on a transparent background. Feel free to make your own! https://t.co/WWpwjDJuR5https://t.co/s08IDGxhuM
Retweeted by Matthew InmanGOOD MORNING. Registration for @BeatTheBlerch 2016 is now OPEN. https://t.co/IoWy8eDsZA https://t.co/BG8TTe8CsO
4/6
2016
@felwong @BeatTheBlerch It comes with a medal! https://t.co/CMIXPJN9SBladies call me Comcast because I'm always fuckin u while ur watching Netflixladies call me ctrl+alt+delete because they were always poundin on me in the 90sA gentle reminder for all you a-holes https://t.co/VExDRoaVpWI sometimes feel like I wasted my youth searching for my phone chargerCurrently working on a set of playing cards that come with our @BeatTheBlerch virtual kit. https://t.co/CMIXPJN9SB https://t.co/vfjTOV9OZHIf you can't make it to one of our @BeatTheBlerch races, sign up for a virtual kit. https://t.co/CMIXPJN9SB https://t.co/FflaMsTWw8Super excited to announce we've partnered with @zappos to host a marathon in Vegas. https://t.co/82uPvuUbLI https://t.co/r2bt90h7qVRegistration is now open for our 2016 @BeatTheBlerch race series. https://t.co/ItU3HAAyW6
4/5
2016
RUNNERS: @BeatTheBlerch is opening up registration tomorrow for our races. Stay tuned. https://t.co/doLD2mfGQs
4/4
2016
@Oatmeal sure!
Retweeted by Matthew InmanAnother reason I continue to be a big fan of @elonmusk https://t.co/v1z1mhQyW5
4/1
2016
I really want to do this again for the Tesla #Model3 https://t.co/qRViX5tX13 cc @elonmusk https://t.co/bFDyRtfr9k.@elonmusk I know you don't bump anyone to the front of the line, but I thought you'd make an exception for a Nikola Tesla-loving cartoonist.@elonmusk I just reserved a Model 3. Any chance I could get mine early so I could review it like I did my Model S? https://t.co/qRViX5tX13 @digwanderlust @gameofkittens @emeraldcitycon I’ll be there all week in booth #202.@Birder_Katie Try this game I invented https://t.co/hD4ApkZyuY.@Wrecksdart Save it for the carousel, like I do. https://t.co/DLhCK1omMhhttps://t.co/gY4tRRGWTu
3/31
2016
@SeanAstin I'm so sorry to hear about Anna. She was always very kind to me and made us feel like little rockstars every time we came over. @theawkwardyeti I died for your sins, Nick..@theawkwardyeti Join my @gameofkittens. Room code: 617 139 https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq @theawkwardyeti Play against me and I’ll let you win. Let me know if you’re ready and I’ll get you a room code to join
3/30
2016
"Hey, this is Matt's voicemail. Leave a message and I'll get back to you years from now when you learn to stop leaving voicemails"I got 39. How many could you take? https://t.co/DgOndjWVjS https://t.co/lW3v0MtfCI#BestInterviewQuestions is currently trending. Here's the worst ones: https://t.co/hOTIaIZjYJ https://t.co/cq4g57K3gXI'm playing now. Join my private game, room code 704 162 https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/ixuAjNy3mP
3/28
2016

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