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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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I made a chart 4 u https://t.co/HxzXNR6S8p
1/16
2017
TIL a Stargazer fish exists and it looks just like one of my drawings https://t.co/xZgcfXCWmg
1/13
2017
.@realDonaldTrump I made a movie poster for you https://t.co/L2ooCwjFktTIL hell pigs once walked the earth and that fills me with nightmares. https://t.co/v3r9etS9tQ
1/12
2017
@Kirtaner It's actually called the Tycho Crater, named after my favorite astronomer. He had a gold nose and got drunk all the time.🌌 https://t.co/IJHlNqteo7
1/6
2017
@mikeburrows11 Skip to the part about Pluto, about halfway down: https://t.co/9KOdUVstH6I made a useful travel guide for 2017 https://t.co/AzNpT4E8VW
1/4
2017
@KoleBigEars 1996 I think. And yes, there were tons of problems. I was super happy to just have my own machine though @KoleBigEars I bought the floor model and the floppy drive never worked. A few months later I found there was a Mentos stuck in it @KoleBigEars Ok, that's kind of freaky. I bought mine from NewEgg computers n Spokane for $700. (I lived in CDA) @Oatmeal FACT: I use a Packard Bell 133 MHZ because it has Intel Inside.my computer when I'm doing important shit in a hurry https://t.co/ClNntx43Bx
1/3
2017
Regarding monsters https://t.co/EfZoQHUJSf
1/2
2017
My dog last night at 10pm summed up New Year's Eve for me. https://t.co/tZivP7pTUN
1/1
2016
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12/31
2016
D: https://t.co/WLEiYXRhqw
12/29
2016
First the Prince and now the Princess. Posting this one more time. https://t.co/5qbgOFOVry
12/27
2016
An alternate version of my comic about 2016 https://t.co/aECshSwOBw
12/26
2016
Dibs https://t.co/XbGzPZBlcXAnyone get Exploding (or Imploding) Kittens for Christmas? Raise your hands please. https://t.co/H6vtr5yImVThe Hubs and I exchanged @Oatmeal this Christmas. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/QF2DC6yhrj
Retweeted by Matthew InmanMerry Christmas from my dog https://t.co/4nWwPewokdToday, I am whole. https://t.co/zlIWSuIDzs
12/25
2016
@Bwagz54 Thanks for the follow. I'm a huge fan!https://t.co/ZOodpTPNdqFrom 2009. How different age groups celebrate Christmas. https://t.co/4EVcUIwlHR2016. https://t.co/t0gebhFeLz
12/24
2016
https://t.co/stuvIbTNUhEvening doodle. https://t.co/DUkFbfVw4o @TomKlaus Not really. The store is just run by my mom and sister. Try emailing oatmealsupport@gmail.com again. They… https://t.co/6xXwjfkecz
12/23
2016
My dog every time I leave the house. https://t.co/1WfmbaLEIKWhat your mobile website is -supposed- to do https://t.co/Hxlb2VdAAz
12/19
2016
Defending the freedoms my forefathers fought for https://t.co/iZIRouNd8u @PatrickRothfuss If it makes you feel any better, I can't go a single day without someone IRL saying "you should make a comic about that!"
12/18
2016
What a mobile website is -supposed- to do https://t.co/XKSzJnjCU5
12/17
2016
@Kyle_MacLachlan My co-workers at @gameofkittens got me this wine for Christmas! I enjoy bear-themed beverages so t… https://t.co/YqefzZvl9DA little #KittyConvict reminder https://t.co/uFTzLPD3Nq https://t.co/t3i2D72YULRelevant. How to pet a kitty: https://t.co/bPKOMhdyuKI wrote a comic about trust https://t.co/Pg9kV77gNj https://t.co/eUi4oJyIoW
12/16
2016
.@Disney i have an idea for a movie u should email me https://t.co/GRuBVrsjy0me during most meals https://t.co/dJsAXUFuxr
12/15
2016
@Shigloo Pedant, not peasant. They're different words. @Shigloo It's saliva, you miserable pedant.❤️ https://t.co/sIOb8uFMHWI know 2016 has been terrible, but here's a bit of happy news to round it out. https://t.co/Zy3ZKq7weh https://t.co/H1wi12KKaZEvery time it snows in a big city https://t.co/PIiWN3L7Ts
12/9
2016
BA-DUM-TSS https://t.co/TwzPFPQtkCThe characters of #Westworld beautifully reimagined as horses https://t.co/jP1DIIKpTH https://t.co/d2a9TwhoHL
12/8
2016
I drew the characters in Westworld, but beautifully reimagined as horses https://t.co/jP1DIIKpTH https://t.co/1KBvaLM19soh look, a pic of me when I go running with no shirt on https://t.co/AKhHiotOqe
12/7
2016
HO HO HO https://t.co/sVZVVK2NPlhttps://t.co/WiaS9UbFgY
12/5
2016
.@CameronNewton Hey, remember when you crumpled up a @Seahawks flag and threw it on the ground? WE SURE DO. https://t.co/L1A3Xj2Opr#CARvsSEA https://t.co/jkUAMnFl0f.@hesster56 I'm thinking of doing it for more games. I started @TheFootMeal with that in mind, but haven't updated it muchQ1 #SEAvsCAR https://t.co/vJr1u1Hd9V
12/4
2016
Join my game of Exploding Kittens with this code: 820 170 Don't have the app? Get it here: https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnqJoin my game of Exploding Kittens with this code: 293 305 Don't have the app? Get it here: https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq #playEK
12/2
2016
I like pizza because it's the only food that appears to be getting bigger as I eat it https://t.co/xduBeu2ZPT @t_ferrio We sent out duplicates on accident to a bunch of people Feel free to gift them to others. (And thanks for supporting my work) @Matt_Wiens We sent out a bunch of duplicates on accident. Keep it and give it as a Christmas present. (And thanks for asking!).@Oatmeal A fan suggested this alternate version: https://t.co/DAWLLrEqZ5I made a useful guide. https://t.co/fy4f0bThFv
12/1
2016
I made some holiday cards. Use discount code HOLIDAYSALE and get 30% off. https://t.co/JuzjXOKfd7 https://t.co/S7gWbWVAO3COMIC https://t.co/txudgoukau https://t.co/YJD3oKi3n1 @ostentaneous Keep it! Or give it as a gift. (And thanks for supporting my creative endeavors)
11/30
2016
One of my comics spotted outside a bar. cc @PhilJamesson https://t.co/Z8Bi37ZyKuIs anyone else getting this bullshit on their calendar every day? https://t.co/XeZT9W8asz
11/29
2016
Today I found this old file from 2007. I don't recall why I drew it, but I think I it was for good reason. https://t.co/bNEcL7vuPA @poor_choices That's actually the Tycho crater, named after my favorite astronomer. He had a bronze nose and kept a moose in his castle.#inspiring https://t.co/wlZI3ILc9o
11/28
2016
I wanna adopt a cat and name him gluten that way people never shut the fuck up about my cat
11/26
2016
@matttwood That's ok. You can keep it. Thanks for asking though!Use discount code BLACKFRIDAY and get this mug for $12 https://t.co/egPmGT1iB1 https://t.co/6bxTUf2mlG @shegeekshow @CAH The FAQ made me laugh out loudOatmeal stuff on sale. Use discount code BLACKFRIDAY https://t.co/915dfOzl2YOatmeal merch is on sale today. https://t.co/8XryDmFN0c https://t.co/GOxA64MReJ
11/25
2016
rt for pie. like for gravy.
11/24
2016
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