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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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The Confederate Flag, explained. Full comic here: https://t.co/VnTpMDatVd https://t.co/2fvyrrLEoA
8/17
2017
dog: i just rolled in hot garbage me: cool man, can I ask you a ques- dog: hang on I gotta clean my testicles and my testicles only
8/16
2017
@PatrickRothfuss https://t.co/jpzM3YCTqj @PatrickRothfuss I was JUST at that hotel. I still have the keycard. Also I rubbed my testicles on all the doorkn… https://t.co/EkWbdsxsPwEvening doodle. https://t.co/bKqpJgeYkS @MaxTemkin When the news about Trump broke today, this tweet was the first thing I thought of.
8/15
2017
Last year I suggested that Trump hand out these arm bands at his campaign rallies. What was once funny is now re… https://t.co/ixsasg5aUM
8/12
2017
IDEA! Brandon Stark should team up with Hot Pie and open a bakery. Call it Bran Muffins. @FioranyFee I don't think you understood the joke.Finding your passion. https://t.co/hQHbg1RTTz
8/10
2017
Packing. https://t.co/xAejRjMsyK
8/9
2017
I sometimes worry that my neighbors think I'm in an abusive relationship with a woman named Alexa
8/6
2017
Take note. https://t.co/F2yvmsW7AK
8/3
2017
@JamesGunn Slither is still one of my favorite movies.
8/1
2017
🖕 https://t.co/deIbr2NKTJBeing hungover. https://t.co/jOqckxMsVX.@Scaramucci https://t.co/MaHpgZLyOM"Dad, tell me about the day I was born." "Well, son... I was interviewing for a job that I held for about a week."BREAKING NEWS: Sean Spicer invites Scaramucci out for gelato "hey man, u free to hang out?" says Spicer Scaramucci declined to comment.Tiny arms. https://t.co/c2NqqfsOf8
7/31
2017
@elonmusk Just got a message from @TeslaMotors and they're figuring it out. Thanks Elon! @elonmusk Awesome! Should I just call my local Tesla dealer? Not sure how to go about this. @elonmusk Hey, still waiting on my Model 3! Let me test-drive one so I can do donuts while blasting some Rick Astle… https://t.co/uey963fqM8
Retweeted by Matthew Inman @elonmusk Hey, still waiting on my Model 3! Let me test-drive one so I can do donuts while blasting some Rick Astle… https://t.co/uey963fqM8
7/29
2017
How to be a dog in two easy steps https://t.co/G0SXwtHRwTthat awkward moment when u realize that ur actually interstellar manure and all heat is fading from the universe like a sad, slow fartWas messing around in Illustrator last night and I began an exploration of Morty's hair dome @RickandMorty https://t.co/VCeB3FupQ4
7/28
2017
Nausea vs Boredom https://t.co/l8XF1XmaY6 https://t.co/hDe12Zols2
7/27
2017
It's like going for a walk and stumbling upon a watermelon patch filled with koalas and fighter jetsI love it when you're texting someone and you accidentally hit the emoji button and you're suddenly typing out fruit and bears and shit.How to sneeze like I do https://t.co/V447haK8Wd
7/26
2017
BREAKING:Scaramucci denies allegations of poisoning Gotham's water main "u ever dance w/ the devil in the pale moo… https://t.co/rmLbApfLB7
7/25
2017
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7/24
2017
My dog, upon being released into the backyard: "OHMYGOSH I'M SO EXCITED I'M GONNA RUN AROUND THE YARD AND FORGET TO TAKE A SHIT"
7/23
2017
I feel like they should do an episode of Hoarders on the number of browser tabs I keep open
7/22
2017
.@BedBathBeyond why won't u return my emails? I'm telling you this product will be a worldwide #1 best-seller https://t.co/c0sTPC5ZYR
7/21
2017
This joke brought to you by @idomakelovelet's be honest butts are just elbows for your whole body
7/20
2017
Do good things and good things will come to you. Pay it forward. https://t.co/llBEIQflC2Also, presidential assassins.Middle names. https://t.co/g8L2ZpWefd @AsapSCIENCE More importantly. https://t.co/Ofhiqr8A5F
7/19
2017
@meganamram They call me Lusitania because no one ever talks about the time I went down. @katewelchhhh @CadenceTerminus What about a bicycle ... but with PIZZA WHEELS @thenwchica This comic brought to you by the QFC on Holman Rd.What it's like to make things on the internet: https://t.co/WnomXuGM36 https://t.co/lSsDtcNab9 @randomusernames https://t.co/hnFrF09zlNProps to @CadenceTerminus for his constructive feedback today. Reminded me to re-read an old comic of mine:… https://t.co/DTLSTDCgaI @CadenceTerminus Awesome. Glad you're taking time out of your day to make a cartoonist feel bad. @CadenceTerminus That's one of the worst things anyone has ever said to me on Twitter. Thank you.Mr. Grocery Bag https://t.co/oLcRFg858e
7/18
2017
@wsdot We should hold a seminar where we teach people to zipper. We will do zippering demonstrations together. The two of us, hand-in-hand.This is what my car needs: https://t.co/lri85ld1fj https://t.co/ZdKdLA51N7
7/17
2017
This is the most accurate #GameOfThrones quiz ever created. https://t.co/GMRzRrOs5D https://t.co/OMG2LLSuXA💨💨💨 https://t.co/qGzCRzi0ws https://t.co/oceqjNqHSX
7/16
2017
Wanna run @BeatTheBlerch this year? Tickets are almost sold out: https://t.co/h8LGurVCXi https://t.co/h98WyNo6zf
7/15
2017
📧📧📧 https://t.co/qrMz0KqRYd🏖🐙 https://t.co/qzh9B4oWIr
7/13
2017
@ClashRoyale did I beat you? https://t.co/FS4pnohGpA
7/11
2017
@theregos I don't mean in terms of people's behavior. I mean in terms of the actual Twitter website.Am I missing something or are dot-replies no longer a thing on Twitter? @elonmusk Send it my way! I wanna review it like I did my Model S back in 2013 https://t.co/qRViX5LypD
7/9
2017
@NeillBlomkamp @oatsstudios Awesome! Email amanda@theoatmeal.com and we'll get this figured out. I'm in LA fairly regularly
7/6
2017
@NeillBlomkamp @oatsstudios I'm not a journalist, but I command a bigger audience than most news sites! Plus I'm go… https://t.co/mb1ffoVljZ @NeillBlomkamp @oatsstudios Ooooh pick me!
7/5
2017
🇺🇸🐶🇺🇸 https://t.co/sbrp8SnesY🎆 https://t.co/yT0Cfqqdwn
7/4
2017
👕 https://t.co/h4qCBEEsrmI made a comic about America. https://t.co/VnTpMDatVd https://t.co/66LQiJieKA @kaysey17 @SuileanGorm I cobbled this together into Illustrator by screenshotting a word doc. Any formatting errors you find are my fault.He also built this app for me: https://t.co/SKyMum2Ylf If interested, email nick@theoatmeal.comIs anyone hiring entry-level developers? My little brother is looking for a job! https://t.co/GearHCDBjn
6/30
2017
My brother and I built an app that detects homicidal behavior in cats https://t.co/SKyMum2Ylf https://t.co/naYbaghuT4
6/29
2017
SPOILER ALERT: Beauty and the Beast is actually a Chewbacca prequelCOMIC: Sweetie, no one likes selfies. https://t.co/Tvph05EGJS https://t.co/Mq5h75LRHRHappy #NationalSelfieDay!!! https://t.co/Pqzv1wwjk4
6/21
2017
My dog and feet. https://t.co/sqZlOvb5My.@CAH I have exposed the truth https://t.co/epztgv8YbY https://t.co/jeRbFOkWqWFor those of you who backed @gameofbabies https://t.co/epztgv8YbY https://t.co/0troB4GSsw
6/20
2017

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