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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics

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So our Kickstarter for "Bears vs Babies" ends in 4 hours, and a few minutes ago this made national news. cc… https://t.co/fLBp4e06MlVoting ends in 30 minutes. https://t.co/b16gzSO6p5 https://t.co/jaLogaMUzHHow my handwriting has changed since Kindergarten https://t.co/ftO0Wc75ec https://t.co/0EMpGFobLVIf you want a copy of Bears vs Babies, you have 10 hours left to back the campaign. https://t.co/HKPMD7FP0F https://t.co/zUmeRjKzEN
11/17
2016
How to avoid procrastination https://t.co/vUsCIW8EqI @TheiGuidelines Also, in the future, can you let me know about comic piracy without insulting me first? @TheiGuidelines Yeah, that's not me. They've racked up 40,000 followers though. @TheiGuidelines I don't use iFunny and I don't know what that is. Can you link to the account that blocked you?ICYMI: yesterday we announced that every copy of @gameofbabies will be covered in fur. You're welcome. p.s. ye… https://t.co/CnJ7Vfy25y33 hours left to get our game. Otherwise you'll have to wait until next fall. https://t.co/32YNzJzOvX https://t.co/1ToJVPZ3a3
11/16
2016
.@StephenAtHome We're having a contest to name a rescued female bear. "Stephanie Colbear" is in the running. https://t.co/RDQxoNPpxqUPDATE 2: The bear in this photo is a rescue from @ForestAnimalRes, and we're letting you vote on what to name her… https://t.co/Yea4V9o51X @gameofbabies https://t.co/mwzlIa4Hs7UPDATE: Every copy of @gameofbabies is going to ship in a furry box. You're welcome. https://t.co/ikhukoMMPS https://t.co/5Q4XDl2S7hThings are about to get hairy https://t.co/ikhukoMMPS https://t.co/aOvl25efLOI couldn't help but laugh/cry at the difference between these two covers of @TheStranger https://t.co/qzCkaWx4Di
11/15
2016
I'm visiting the @MontereyAq today to see a mantis shrimp for the first time! https://t.co/7UjNGDvqRc https://t.co/Xf8bytMIFX
11/12
2016
Have an idea for a "Bears vs Babies" card? I'm live-drawing suggestions for @gameofbabies right now. https://t.co/aiLRIEyGVW
11/10
2016
It's going to be okay https://t.co/cPRqHWDEI5 https://t.co/3glt4yJHRM
11/9
2016
It's official. I'm never having kids.BREAKING: Updated election map shows countries that will be irradiated by this time next year https://t.co/6C9NjYh7yUBREAKING: Donald Trump spotted at beach in Florida, cheering onlookers. https://t.co/3wnPK34kSgNext year for Halloween I'm gonna go dressed as "Florida voter" because that shit is frighteningHow to survive #ElectionNight https://t.co/dvgRrhWRSOI think the real winner tonight is alcoholismRemember to go scream "GO VOTE" at someone today even though you just spent the last 3 years and 364 days being 100% politically inactiveHow to survive today's election https://t.co/2MJO2IusAp
11/8
2016
Today in 3 panels https://t.co/96XfnrVHvS
11/6
2016
Doing some rainy afternoon play-testing of @gameofbabies https://t.co/76Igty7r3N
11/5
2016
Follow @TheFootMeal for 110% accurate sports journalism https://t.co/mE5Fr1Cd7D @wqueen73 I'm getting the impression no one is actually clicking the link. @TheBest_America haha go eat a penisLearn the difference between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip on #NationalSandwichDay https://t.co/16qJi0Cci2 https://t.co/HQvJGhPwi3
11/3
2016
We just hit the $2 million mark on Kickstarter. Thanks to everyone who backed the game! https://t.co/tBhfxFit1m https://t.co/oCX6Heq6uR @munin I actually wrote it that way the first time, but decided that toilets are funnier than grenades https://t.co/gZ4d873s0UIdeas: fleshing VS flushing https://t.co/Ato4rYBmR0FFS, Higgins https://t.co/O0znwOcUPmDesigning some anti-baby devices for the latest @gameofbabies stretch goal https://t.co/IUzOeVa3FA https://t.co/8fiJOnwKnQ
11/2
2016
IDEA: let's skip the next couple of holidays and just have three more Halloweens
11/1
2016
@gameofkittens You get both if you agree to say "Praise Jibbers" instead of "Trick or treat."Tonight I'm giving trick or treaters a choice: either full-sized candy bars or thumb-sized copies of @gameofkittens https://t.co/U1NZIdaHJERemember the house that gave out full-sized candy bars? Tonight, you could be that house.Thanks for the feedback, everyone. It seems like majority of you agree with me: No Donald Trump in the game. @NEligahn @gameofbabies My sentiments exactly. That's why I'm torn about including it.Should we add this card to @gameofbabies? https://t.co/ZxQBGANjz6oh look we have an election coming up https://t.co/GRNQgyC3z7
10/31
2016
COMIC: Why working from home is both awesome and horrible https://t.co/zHiqIBkgUA https://t.co/JTsXuRbAAc
10/27
2016
I made this "comic" nearly a decade ago (before The Oatmeal). Please don't judge me if it's kind of crappy.Things Bears Love https://t.co/k76cJnRlAHI made a comic about a bear who makes jokes. https://t.co/rdAYtD685V https://t.co/AuAtGZYZK1
10/25
2016
@InfoSystir Lovely, but it doesn't count! You have to take the picture yourself, with a visible note in it that says #BearsVsBabies.And for my next Kickstarter: Exploding Samsungs!
10/24
2016
@luckyshirt My game is nothing like Superfight. If you'd actually spent 2 minutes watching the video you'd know thathttps://t.co/88nLP6DEn5
10/23
2016
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10/21
2016
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10/20
2016
Look, I don't care who you're voting for, but can we all agree the blobfish is a dead ringer for @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/3nLogI0ly5Donald Trump while Hillary is talking https://t.co/XgIJD5lBBLHe's such an expert on walls I wonder if Donald Trump has ever even visited The Great Wall of Jina.why does trump keep making this face https://t.co/TrbMJM83XMI bigly forgot to include "disaster" in this list. It's a total disaster. https://t.co/0u9Lm2F1wBHow to Trump during #Debatenight https://t.co/z1GLTlhLqCThank you, backers! 🐻 https://t.co/pVA5PVtoRH 🐻 @gameofbabies 🐻 https://t.co/UlnKK3XzlbGood morning. I have a new thing and it's on Kickstarter today. https://t.co/9mgIrXLDaw https://t.co/eMdSZjQdUY
10/19
2016
πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ @gameofbabies πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ https://t.co/5Ybaa9UFSLJust launched! Bears clash with babies in @elanlee and @oatmeal’s brand new card game: https://t.co/IxDNFDQkt7 https://t.co/KGQ8u3lfBw
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI wanna give a happy shoutout to @elanlee. He co-created @gameofbabies and @gameofkittens with me. https://t.co/pQYKQjsPvlIt's @gameofkittens VS @gameofbabies.This comic seems appropriate to post today. https://t.co/nn537hiZKT https://t.co/U4ZA3CDDBh300k raised in 2 hours for @gameofbabies! https://t.co/bhcYbzfK28YOU JUST BROKE THE SOUND-BEARIER https://t.co/t71lY23y8U$100k raised in 30 minutes! UN-BEAR-LIEVABLE https://t.co/9mgIrXLDaw https://t.co/2WWviKGzuXNow on Kickstarter: https://t.co/9mgIrXLDaw cc @gameofbabies https://t.co/457SbB9CE8Now on Kickstarter: Bears vs Babies https://t.co/oVBvAm8x3I https://t.co/9mgIrXLDaw https://t.co/7CjGA76VFc10 minutes. https://t.co/5A3fU1xodM
10/18
2016
You might wanna pay attention to what @elanlee and I are up to tomorrow. https://t.co/p4OWhPBukb#HappyThoughts for your Monday https://t.co/aFVYzFbYNs
10/17
2016
#ThursdayThoughts https://t.co/Dl3Ib1JX6bSometimes I blurt out awful things but I add a winky face to make them seem less awf- HAHA LET'S GO FUCK A BAGEL ;)
10/13
2016
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