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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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I did an interview with @outsidemagazine about running and cartooning https://t.co/SulPm3StWf https://t.co/XNSri13pRY
2/11
2016
I have some concerns with this @cnn article https://t.co/wMo6bMTgb6Saw this quotation floating around, decided to draw it. https://t.co/meL1qDwEAe.@chiropractic https://t.co/2h3r8FsU3wMY FAV DRINKING GAME: sit alone and take a shot every time you can recall disappointing your father
2/10
2016
I love you and only you. https://t.co/pQQTOn1UPuOh look I made Cam Newton press conference latte art https://t.co/ZOLuDWP1Gb
2/8
2016
@Oatmeal I think those kittens from Carolina done exploded and didn’t have a defuse card.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanThe current state of things #SB50 https://t.co/RfawoVqBCc
2/7
2016
Happy #Caturday. Orange is the new cat. https://t.co/PTRxIVTV0pI wanna do a thing called Throwforward Thursday where I post pictures of myself balding, fat, and alone in a motel room in the year 2031
2/6
2016
Here's my take on the whole dragon situation. https://t.co/AHB1OBQaqMAlso, I'm aware that this quotation has been paraphrased by many authors, but I liked @neilhimself's version best. https://t.co/TQcao0VyaAFairy tales https://t.co/jqGPMKAZbX
2/4
2016
.@Oatmeal @luckyyates What I haven't been able to unsee for months https://t.co/bmmaUOJzJf
Retweeted by Matthew InmanClose race tonight. Remember to get out there and VOTE on who will win the caucuse- oh wait nm you can't because it's in fucking Iowa.@luckyyates I seriously can't tell these two images apart https://t.co/MbYvGQ2kfHhey @SenTedCruz can I be your campaign manager I have some slogan #ideas https://t.co/VwJdA6bGHoSuper excited to see Punxsutawney Phil act as tiebreaker between Clinton and SandersThis is why I think @SenTedCruz is scarier than Trump. https://t.co/QTyVavhnG3 https://t.co/QEahyz7Dk0.@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/KyD6MqVtRvIDEA https://t.co/6gfBt6KfaxDEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect? Why can't I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAINFAILED COMIC IDEA: microwave and pizza start dating. Pizza feels comfortable in the relationship, lets itself get saggy and droopy"Jack off" = to crudely touch oneself "Jim off" = to quietly read a book while sipping tea HEY, WHO'S THAT DUDE JIMMING OFF IN THE CORNER
2/1
2016
Messing around with the idea of doing a coloring book. https://t.co/MA13lVXJnG
1/28
2016
.@CodeNameZed I defer to Louis CK. https://t.co/wL8KmeRtd8 @Oatmeal why do you make Flatus jokes, it's the stupidest and lowest form of humour, you're so much better than that
Retweeted by Matthew InmanMy analysis of a sneeze VS a toot https://t.co/YayicCmwzD
1/26
2016
.@bobatl TROUTER SPACE, CORAL. https://t.co/u9zq8y2FQV
1/25
2016
.@IAmAVorianAMA with Blackberry, the only limit is yourself.@jsmithjnr I disagree I believe the future of smartphones lies in Blackberry
1/23
2016
Super excited to announce that we’ve listened to your feedback, and we’ll be porting the Exploding Kittens app to Blackberry ASAP.@Joshumz Yeah, I know: https://t.co/VyUVluovbTWe're still #1 in the App Store. Thanks to everyone who downloaded our game. https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/Efmb0rHoAI
1/22
2016
IDEA: Put norovirus into one of the cupcakes, see who explodes later! @Substantial https://t.co/xbxGCC4VpoExploding Kittens' addictive card game is now a multiplayer app https://t.co/VOAskrsehx https://t.co/8Oa2l8IwOg
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHappy #NationalHugDay https://t.co/jVsvKPjrcQHappy #NationalHugDay. Here's one of my very first comics https://t.co/fYGgEAuCNA https://t.co/7K2UACpH1mWe just hit #1 for the entire app store. Thanks everyone who downloaded it! https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/UkQ2oOOwOw"Exploding Kittens," Kickstarter's most funded game of all time, is now an app: https://t.co/1cZP6CFDxK https://t.co/5tGWELBB6d
Retweeted by Matthew InmanExploding Kittens, now with more explosions and cat butts. https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/RTLOPjH3cXThe Exploding Kittens iOS app is here: https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/PAasivHwF0HELLO THERE, HANDSOME INTERNET TRAVELER. https://t.co/GGJUmj9hnq https://t.co/GMw09QjJ7G
1/21
2016
One year ago today we launched this. Tomorrow we launch something new. Stay tuned. https://t.co/e8mpHfjskBOh look. https://t.co/GV0yrN4pQY @_GKeenan @BroderickGreer that's not me, the author just draws like I do
1/20
2016
@randombrkfsts I love it! You should do one for @gameofkittens at some pointHow to tell if you're about to make a really bad decision https://t.co/2Elrpoxczk
1/16
2016
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1/14
2016
I did this oil painting when I was 15. RIP, good buddy. https://t.co/euyQyL6x8k
1/11
2016
Good luck today @Seahawks #SEAvsMIN https://t.co/0OXx6qOOxe
1/10
2016
You only try this once https://t.co/v1LZDUNlnT https://t.co/suZ6JUQaFaNew print https://t.co/96YwywZaiC https://t.co/D9SeBpYD26
1/7
2016
Let 2016 be the year of the JOMO. https://t.co/iapWjU0u3GPut an orange collar on your indoor cats. #kittyconvict https://t.co/kw6EKyVtyo https://t.co/l4ofWDa4jM
1/4
2015
My dog loves Christmas. https://t.co/v4eNhbSssiPlease raise your hand if you got Exploding Kittens and/or alcohol for Christmas.Santa https://t.co/AjADZflZXdAn oldie but a goodie. How different age groups celebrate Christmas: https://t.co/4EVcUINWzp
12/25
2015
Been listening to this instead of Christmas music today and it's pretty much the best https://t.co/kdbmlDeQL9 @Disturbed
12/23
2015
So relieved I saw the new Alvin & The Chipmunks movie, can go on the internet now without worrying about spoilers.
12/22
2015
Sent this @Oatmeal gift to my friend in Chicago, and this is what she sends back. https://t.co/t2B78p4194
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12/21
2015
IDEA: Invite someone over for Netflix and Chili. Make love in between bouts of gastric torment. @ArdeR2 You should email her and tell her to “stop trying to be Richard Dawkins” https://t.co/vsTnWxms7S.@ArdeR2 I didn’t write the black cat analogy. It was written by Wendy Doniger, and based on a French proverb from the 1920s.I love it when people on Twitter are nice to each other. It’s like finding an old M&M in your underwear..@ArdeR2 It’s like you assume comedians and cartoonists can’t be poignant or meaningful just because we write jokes for a living.@ArdeR2 I've lost count the number of times someone has said to me "you're a cartoonist, stop trying to [do a thing cartoonists don't do]"The black cat analogy, with an added f-bomb. https://t.co/SkZ8eNUvndYou and I were cut from the same cloth https://t.co/mFujy5RbAE
12/20
2015
.@pattonoswalt "URRRRRH AARRR URRRR URURURURRRRRR" https://t.co/uQZkm98CFNSorta wishing Sanders had countered by quoting ChewbaccaBernie seems legit but he sometimes looks like he just finished traveling at 88mphBREAKING: O’Malley drops out of the race, tells long-winded anecdotes over dinner about the time he ran for president“Let’s talk about healthcare and racism and jobs” #DemDebate “We need to carpet-bomb their hogwash with boots on the ground” #GOPDebateIDEA FOR A MOVIE: "WEEKEND AT BERNIE SANDERS’S"I’m having a hard time making jokes during the #DemDebate because no one is saying insane shit and talking over one anotherHow Martin O'Malley is fitting into tonight's #DemDebate https://t.co/pmc9TwZnU0I wanna officially rename Tweetdeck to Spinning Beach Ball
12/19
2015
#KittyConvict is totally working! Oh wait. https://t.co/mmEgvcLBIuHOLY EXPLOSIONS. Amazon has sold out of @gameofkittens, but you can still get it here https://t.co/y22Wgjv7Ir https://t.co/rzVjEYYpQn
12/18
2015
IDEA: I buy @BauhausCoffee, turn it into Bearodactyl Coffee. Fill it with tabletop games and comics and bear/dinosaur puns. #Bearista.@WhereTheHIsMatt is dancing for every new backer on livestream! Dance with him now: https://t.co/eYNpKAQTwg https://t.co/LYoc6Pu5DO
Retweeted by Matthew InmanAre you having a bad day? https://t.co/rJ4f8gsES4 https://t.co/s7u8mbhWDc
12/17
2015
Today is the last day to get free shipping on Exploding Kittens before Christmas https://t.co/IFzsvFEm3e https://t.co/oGYvGMEygADo you have a #KittyConvict? https://t.co/uFTzLPD3Nq https://t.co/g7Ns66D5ReCOMIC: Autocorrect hates you https://t.co/3an1lnkpie https://t.co/c3JPYszLOd
12/16
2015
Trump's closing statement: "VOTE FOR ME AND RIDE ETERNAL ... SHINY AND CHROME." https://t.co/mnTPkP6ANFWhy does Carson keep making this face at the camera https://t.co/IduAJHIME0BREAKING: Ted Cruz spotted in my backyard, breathing heavily. https://t.co/gH8KpYczlIWhy does Donald Trump keep making this face https://t.co/cyyye8uggZIDEA: Open a shoe store called “Boots on the ground.” Jump into the debate and be like HEY BITCHES I GOT U COVERED"We need to penetrate their hogwash algorithms.” -Sandra Bullock, The Net, 1995 @SciencePorn Can I be the first to declare I momentarily thought you were showing me testicles?CARSON WITH THE GIANT SANDWICH AGAINTrump just called Bush a pussy lolTrump’s right hand always looks like he’s pinching an invisible nippleBen Carson’s hands always look like he’s holding an invisible sandwichCOMIC: Autocorrect hates you https://t.co/3an1lnkpie https://t.co/1fyZdUxftg
12/15
2015
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