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Missed the @SkeeryJones @OppenheimerMike + @David_Brody phone tap? it replays tomorrow morning at 6:20am/eastern https://t.co/P2zc03CBl1
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7/12
2016
"Maybe you should call me everyday - it gets me revved up better than coffee" #dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ great phone tap @SkeeryJones πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones That WhackOff mosquito repellent phone tap was awesome! I don't know how you stay in character, but thank you!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones Skeery I have to tell you, that was hands down the funniest crank call I've ever heard. I freakin loved it. Rofl.
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones @ElvisDuranShow Skeery! That phone tap "whack off mosquito repellent" was one of the best taps ever!!!! Still laughing!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @OppenheimerMike Hello sir, this is Mr Michael Ball from the UK - introducing 2 u The Tiddy Bear! - Great Tap Skeery https://t.co/Hqa8HfApOM
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerWhat is @SkeeryJones @OppenheimerMike selling tomorrow? Yes, it's real! #phonetap 7:20e/6:20c https://t.co/oGJ6ZuukrL
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3/31
2016
Yes! The #BonaMop is indeed a real product. https://t.co/O1f2r9usCk
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3/14
2015
The completely opposite #PatrickFitzgeraldGeraldFitzpatrick @SkeeryJones & @BaldFreakMusic tag team return tomorrow! @elvisduran #PhoneTap
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7/22
2015
Wanna find out the exclusive story behind the famous "Michael Oppenheimer" character @SkeeryJones does? Follow him on the LINE app!
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1/23
2015
Happy to see #BenFranklin is alive and well and was in attendance at the #SOTU tonight. #StateOfTheUnion #SOTU2015 http://t.co/EZwM94bo1A
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1/21
2014
@SkeeryJones great phone tap! Michael Oppenheimer is always hilarious!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones Mr Michael Oppenheimer phone taps are the absolute best. Keeps me and my kids cracking up. #blackbushirishwhiskeyorwhitecaulk
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerOhmygawd!Every time the @elvisduran show brings on "Michael Oppenheimer", I am usually in crazy splits, my tummy hurts. Kudos, @SkeeryJones!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones @ElvisDuranShow yes! I love the Mr. Michael Oppenheimer sells Christmas caulk phone tap. #classic
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerOMG! @SkeeryJones I'm listening to the replay, genius Phone Tap this morning! Hilarious! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Caulk? You win! Great job. Lolol.
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones you made my morning with Michael Oppenheimer! You are so good and convincing that I was ready to buy the product! Love u!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimerβ€œ@cfallows1: @SkeeryJones OMG!! I was laughing so hard at the phone tap!! Literally laughing out loud!! Thanks for the laugh!! @ElvisDuran”
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones OMG!! I was laughing so hard at the phone tap!! Literally laughing out loud!! Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!! @ElvisDuranShow
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @SkeeryJones #phonetap Mr Michael Oppenheimer is the best! Caulk Doctor Pro sounds great. Go examine your cock in the bathroom.
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12/3
2014
Missed @OppenheimerMike's #PocketHose #PhoneTap? It's streaming now on the @ElvisDuranShow Replay Channel on @iHeartRadio! #TheHoseThatGrows
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9/17
2014
Said @elvisduran at @ChefDavidBurke @DBKitchen: "This is the WORST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVERRRR!" http://t.co/JnFXBgSd00
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7/28
2014
We're back LIVE tomorrow 6am eastern/5am central w/ the whole crew: @DanielleMonaro @RadioBethany @froggyradio @GregTtheFratBoy @SkeeryJones
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7/6
2014
@SkeeryJones Today's phone tap on @ElvisDuranShow was hilarious. Literally LOLed while driving to work. Great job!!! :-)
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6/25
2014
Tour of my fridge #Skeery #Z100 #ElvisDuran #MyFirstKeek #diet #noticeme #discoverme #hikeek #omg #life http://t.co/rUCjJdkr1K
6/9
2014
Pray for @RealTracyMorgan: He's in critical condition after being in a bad car accident in NJ according to @cnnbrk http://t.co/Iz65x29bhw
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6/7
2014
#FF Our individual show accounts: @elvisduran @RadioBethany @DanielleMonaro @SkeeryJones @froggyradio @GregTtheFratBoy @theCarlaMarie
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5/30
2014
Instagram is down...there are thousands of manicures going unphotographed.
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5/27
2014
We've got @JLo stopping by our @ElvisDuranShow studios tomorrow morning! Tune in at 8:00e/7:00c.
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5/13
2014
WATCH: @edsheeran reveals the most trivial song he's ever written on the @elvisduran radio show! http://t.co/bc7del8gjY
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4/11
2014
.@OppenheimerMike is a star. He just turned up again on the nightly news! #MrMichaelOppenheimer http://t.co/nTwOcYjecY
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3/31
2014
I can't be the only one hearing a cricket every 5 seconds during the new @jtimberlake song "Not a Bad Thing." Let me know if you hear it too
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3/23
2014
So this Irish guy walks into a bar... and then I phone tapped him because he skipped out on his bill. You'll hear it tomorrow morning!
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3/19
2014
Take this brief quiz to see which morning show member you are. I got @SkeeryJones. So it works. Who will YOU GET? http://t.co/MtX74DZfcv
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3/9
2014
Regarding today's @elvisduran #phonetap on me: Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me! I'll never let my guard down again. Lol
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3/7
2014
Don't miss @ElvisDuran tomorrow morning! @SkeeryJones & @BaldFreakMusic got a new #PatrickFitzgeraldGeraldFitzpatrick #PhoneTap! 7:20e/6:20c
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2/27
2014
Yo his name is Nicholas & his Vine's are ridiclissness: he'll be Vining around our studios maΓ±ana! @nicholasmegalis http://t.co/hy7n3nCea8
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1/29
2014
This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. May I interest you in one of my Phone Taps? Tomorrow on @ElvisDuran! 7:20e/6:20c & 9:20e/8:20c @SkeeryJones
1/14
2013
Tomorrow @SkeeryJones & @BaldFreakMusic give us the long awaited return of Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick! @elvisduran #PhoneTap
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12/13
2013
Don't miss tomorrow's #WaybackWednesday @SkeeryJones @OppenheimerMike #PhoneTap. No #Thanksgiving table is complete without "Zachary's Nuts"
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11/27
2013
To access the @ElvisDuran NONSTOP Phone Tap channel on @iHeartRadio: On the home screen, SWIPE right. Click TALK. Filter COMEDY. Scroll down
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11/21
2013
Thx for the input! Tomorrow's #WaybackWednesdayPhoneTap: the one w/the guy who's desperate to send his mother-in-law home after Thanksgiving
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11/20
2013
Hey it's @SkeeryJones: Tomorrow's #WaybackWednesday #PhoneTap is worth $1,000 in HOLIDAY CASH at 7:20e/6:20c. Which one do you want to hear?
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11/19
2013
Here's my #TwerksOfArt #PhoneTap playlist link. It replays all night on the #ElvisDuranReplayChannel on @iHeartRadio> http://t.co/tDIgZmP3Zi
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11/5
2013
#FreeMoneyPhoneTap worth $1,000 ALL WEEK-7:20e/6:20c! Tomorrow: @SkeeryJones badgers a guy to buy his latest music compilation: #TwerksOfArt
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11/4
2013
iOS 7 will finish downloading and installing just in time for the release of iOS 8.
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9/19
2013
Sorry for the glitch folks, but the techs tell me that today's @elvisduran show is now replaying at @iHeartRadio. Thanks for your patience.
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9/17
2013
Nothing can take away the pain and hurt of today. But there's solace in knowing we can rebuild. #WTC #Roof http://t.co/Uf4V0ZFl0K
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9/11
2013
That moment you're laying in bed checking twitter and your phone slips and injures your face.
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9/10
2013
Here's a #tbt for you. The time @elvisduran PHONE TAPPED ME. #ThrowBackThursday #FunnyNotFunny --> http://t.co/QONeXrD48p
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9/5
2013
If you missed my @elvisduran @OppenheimerMike #phonetap w/ cameo by @coasterboyjosh, it's replaying on the radio now! It's worth $500!
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerAll you clam eaters: I've got a special deal for you tomorrow w/ the @ElvisDuran $500 #FreeMoneyPhoneTap 7:20e/6:20c & 9:20e/8:20c
8/23
2013
#RIP Cory Monteith #Glee #CoryMonteith http://t.co/CjaUdN7FAN
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7/14
2013
If you get hurt twerking on the dance floor, are you eligible for "Twerkman's Comp?"
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7/8
2013
Here's an @AustinMahone bonus pic. Can we get it trending? Retweet it! #mahomies #mahomiesareproudofaustin http://t.co/b9Ehz6nNJU
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6/11
2013
In the studio with @elvisduran @DanielleMonaro @RadioBethany @froggyradio @SkeeryJones @GregTtheFratBoy!! So excited to be here!!(:
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6/7
2013
LOOK:Here's the playlist of songs I used for this morning's "Punk Pop Party" CD collection Phone Tap: http://t.co/Kg3tx6qXmv
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerFunny how @GregTtheFratBoy HATES being confused with @SkeeryJones but is GLADLY taking credit for SKEERY's #PunkPopParty tap we aired today
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerIn the lab editing & mixing down tomorrow's @elvisduran #phonetap. Rod Phillips is BACK with another CD collection: #PunkPopParty
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6/6
2013
#tbt #throwbackthursday Me & @BaldFreakMusic (Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick) Mark Twain 9th gradeprom 1989 http://t.co/sIHZLEIpEh
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5/23
2013
New @ElvisDuranShow #PhoneTap characters are born tomorrow morning: Customer service confusion with Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick
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5/13
2013
@SkeeryJones I love that @OppenheimerMike is a real person. He seems to be a sci professor at Princeton. https://t.co/3GOxrePVlh
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer @OppenheimerMike @ElvisDuranShow @SkeeryJones love this character, especially when he is selling gift nuts.
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerThis is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with an offer you can't refuse...tomorrow morning at 7:20/6:20c & 9:20/8:20c on @ElvisDuranShow @SkeeryJones
4/30
2013
Missed it? Hear @SkeeryJones' Lil Wayne #PhoneTap on the @ElvisDuranShow REPLAY CHANNEL on the @iHeartRadio app or http://t.co/GfuKSDaLVE
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4/18
2013
So @SkeeryJones is at it again tomorrow morning with a brand new @LilTunechi #PhoneTap! Listen in at 7:20/6:20c & 9:20/8:20c! #WeezyBaby
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer. @elvisduran went to Miami & left me to run the mother ship. I'm very comfortable with this view. @Z100NewYork http://t.co/l7b9rDpip4
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4/17
2013
Interesting stat: 61% of us bring our cell phones into the bathroom. I'm kinda freaked out that you might be reading this on the toilet.
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3/1
2013
These are Valentine's Day love letters I wrote to each woman on the @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow: Watch their reactions: http://t.co/4xgDhm8D
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2/13
2013
Annual #grammy lesson: "Song of the Year" is a songwriter (lyrics) award. "Record of the Year" is for the performer, producer & or engineer
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2/11
2013
@roberteorr thank you. @brittlawson0804 hahaha @BrunetteVeela you're the best. @Torrie324 @the_hurrycane glad you enjoyed. @AJ_it_is Thank you.
1/30
2013
Good evening. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with @The_HurryCane. Please buy my product tomorrow morning on @ElvisDuran's #PhoneTap.
1/29
2013
Twitter makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me hate people I used to like.
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1/11
2013
Sorry about the silence on @ElvisDuranShow channel on @iHeartRadio. Our engineers are working on it. #TechnicalDifficulties #PleaseStandBy
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1/10
2012
A holiday tradition: I'm selling Zachary's Nuts on today's @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow #PhoneTap by @SkeeryJones. Please tune in!
12/6
2012
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