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Alison Denham @paddymaid Wellington, Somerset

wants to be a hermit (with laptop), woman, Irish, once told by a manager didn't 'play the game.' So there you go. Arsenal fan through the bad times.

2,429 Following   1,002 Followers   23,973 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/24/11

Fucking state of this though
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If you find the Tories repulsive for taking £3bn from disabled people please RT
Retweeted by Alison Denham @CosyFT Soon be Spring. 🍀 @CosyFT That's rough. Hope he feels better soon. xxI used to babysit @lilyallen & even as a two year old she had more wit & intelligence than half the twats on here. #brainybaby 😍
Retweeted by Alison Denham @habarosen @PeasOneDay @IHPower @MacBojangles Afternoon folks. Don't feel like cooking. Nut roast sounds good. xx
C'MON IRELAND!!!!!!!!! Hit 💚 for an Irish WIN! #IREvFRA
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Cheek_tweets Great, wasn't it. 👏 @SenSanders @realDonaldTrump.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @19SCazorla Get fit soon. You are very much missed. xxJeremy Corbyn is not the cause of Labour’s woes, says Norwich MP
Retweeted by Alison Denham @habarosen @IHPower @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles Afternoon folks. Good work, Habs. We hate those mices to pieces! xx
@TheLastLeg #isitok that 51.35% turnout is considered acceptable?Farage is a man who likes to share. Because he felt scared to leave the house, he used rhetoric that has helped make many more scared too.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Louisxmichael @HuffPostUKEnt You are lovely. x @Louisxmichael What is that on the sofa between you & your Mum???? xTrump White House Bars News Organizations From Press Briefing
Retweeted by Alison Denham @LeonAndJune Leon, you're such a rascal. 😘 #gogglebox @revkatebottley Good luck with their exams. x@C4Gogglebox @Channel4 @baasitsiddiqui @goggleboxsid @umarksiddiqui @LeonAndJune @Stephenwebb71 @ChrissySteed @tapperofficial @Louisxmichael Glad you're all back x @Muqadaam @LouiseH29349614 I'm with him all the way. Time to get tough though and expel the likes of mandelson
Retweeted by Alison Denham @goggleboxsid So glad you're all back. Cheered me up. xx @fudgecrumpet Could you come round & brush the cats? xx"Give me the name of 1 Palestinian who was living in a home & had his home taken away" - Naftali Bennett to me (!)
Retweeted by Alison DenhamTory MP Philip Davies (your MP?) in 90-minute attempt to talk out domestic violence bill
Retweeted by Alison DenhamPaul Nuttall's mistake was to write that he'd lost close friends at Hillsborough on his website. He should have written it on a bus.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamIs this not all that we expect from Tories now Truth is for them debatable or irrelevant
Retweeted by Alison Denham @joglasg These replies are quite something. We think these attitudes have gone but apparently not. Unbelievable stupidity. @alstewitn Door was pretty fixed but they discovered way in. Didn't eat any of them. Am against fox hunting but they are pests. xx @alstewitn That must have been very upsetting. Friends' lost all chickens & elderly goose when fox dug out earth beneath old/unused door 1/2 @danthompson78 Indeed you are. xCollege student Alyssa McNerney's epic protest sign #TheResistance
Retweeted by Alison Denham @chiller @ellaboheme Me too. Guaranteed as soon as it's washed it will piss down for weeks. #joyoflivinginsomerset xSo you fucking should if you're making decisions like spending £105 on this while you're awake, hun. 😧
Retweeted by Alison Denham @IHPower @PeasOneDay @habarosen @MacBojangles Afternoon folks. Get out in the sunshine. xxTwo fingers to the Tories in Copeland. The voters their will soon learn that their NHS is knackered. No-one to blame but themselves. #bbctw
Retweeted by Alison Denham @EssexRocker @JiveArsenal @Arsenal Point at which a club decides to part ways with a manager - decided on many points. Don't think it's timeTurnout-51.27% Copeland-36.69% Stoke. Victories by couple of thousand in each case. Not momentous nor startling. #bbcreporting #hyperbole @EssexRocker @JiveArsenal @Arsenal Loyalty is what I'm talking about. @LCFC are not showing any IMHO. @afneill Turning into the Sean Spicer of @BBCPolitics , just saying words. Meaningless twaddle. Neil has had his day.#thisweekAn aberration. @EssexRocker @JiveArsenal @Arsenal Wenger has a record over 20 years. It's a record not many managers have ever had. Deal with it. @afneil It's all bollocks. Just quit the Jeremy Corbyn bias now, please. People don't know what the hell is going on & this suits Tories. @Okeating I know, but, and Copeland, I'm despondent. What can't voters be bothered to vote? What do they think happens if they don't? CryingLabour's vote share in Copeland has been in precipitous decline since 1997. It's not good. Problems there predate Corbyn but need fixing.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamWhy is everyone trying to make this point ? Arsenal have never been that close to relegation
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Retweeted by Alison DenhamSo Labour losing votes to Libdems..... good luck with you're 2nd referendum. In bed with the Tories. Anything for p…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @benmel44 @FinucaneCentre @M_AndersonSF It will end when a thorough investigation of all deaths has been carried out & not before. @Tracey94249526 @Innesmhor I'm reminded of this
Retweeted by Alison DenhamIf, like Justine Greening, you believe it is the Tory Party representing the working class.... I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you #bbcqt
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@benmel44 @FinucaneCentre @M_AndersonSF @IrishTimes The clue was in the words 'proper investigation.'Words fail me to describe this man. But there is something far wrong with Westminster procedures if he is allowed t…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @CountrysideBen Good golfing weather. xAre we great again?
Retweeted by Alison DenhamBritain is considering leaving Europe, they should start by leaving Ireland🍀
Retweeted by Alison Denhamgreat column from @emmabrockes on Milo: 'a phoney provocateur who looks like an estate agent on a night out.'
Retweeted by Alison DenhamPaul Nuttall confirms he won’t be in Stoke for the by-election result, but hopes to follow it from the International Space Station.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamWhere do I apply for this job?
Retweeted by Alison Denham @IHPower 😋As a proud Northerner, I endorse this message.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @IHPower What have I done now??? x @Kathbum Great shoes. xTheresa May role in Guantanamo Bay detainee case: No10 refuses to comment via @HuffPostUKPol
Retweeted by Alison DenhamToday: Gateshead, United Kingdom - Feb 23 at The Sage
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Gary_Bainbridge @wordpressdotcom You need an ice bath, Gary. All the athletes do it. xxCOLUMN: In which I injure myself while attempting to improve myself.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamStorm Doris is coming to the UK. Whenever a storm comes, I spend way too much time hypnotised by this site.…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @SimonNRicketts Now I am too. This is addictive. x @PeasOneDay @habarosen @MacBojangles @IHPower Storm Doris, apparently. Afternoon friends. xxRemember when the Tories assured us that our pensions were safe if we voted No ? #PensionersSayYes #AnotherBrokenVow
Retweeted by Alison Denham @majordufus Anything from @Bettys1919 is fabulous. xRobbie Williams deserves a tax demand instead of an icon award at the Brits
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Gary_Bainbridge Living the high life. x
You know that line you're not supposed to cross? Look behind you, @PressSec.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamLeicester fans dancing with an old lady in Seville 😅
Retweeted by Alison Denham @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @IHPower Bolli & Bertie. Sounds like a double-act. xx @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @IHPower That's Bertie. Ready at a moments notice. x @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @IHPower They are rather lovely though. X