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Alison Denham @paddymaid Wellington, Somerset

wants to be a hermit (with laptop), woman, Irish, once told by a manager didn't 'play the game.' So there you go. Arsenal fan through the bad times.

2,395 Following   993 Followers   23,394 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/24/11

@mattleys Arse.
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Retweeted by Alison DenhamShut up, Piers.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @mcgregor_ewan I would have loved to see you take the Piers down a peg or two. Understand not wanting to meet him though. xxEwan McGregor just pulled out of Good Morning Britain because of Piers Morgan's Women's March comments:…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @talkSPORTDrive @Arsenal " French pensioner pushes out in self defence after bald hoodlum pushes him into an alleyway"
Retweeted by Alison DenhamThis, from Piers Morgan, may be the most heartbreakingly pathetic thing ever uttered by a human being.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamSometimes our Nerd Network makes me proud; how the heck did we find this out?! Go nerds!
Retweeted by Alison DenhamFirst "grab them by the pussy" Then get rid of their reproductive rights. The Oval office: the world's most powerfu…
Retweeted by Alison DenhamSolidarity to Irish women going on strike for the right to have control over their body on #8Mar
Retweeted by Alison DenhamSean Spicer defends inauguration claim: 'Sometimes we can disagree with facts'
Retweeted by Alison DenhamIf you're feeling just a little bit meh this morning, 'fobly-mobly' is a useful term from the 18th century for 'neither well nor unwell'.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @susie_dent Good term. 'Peely wally' is a good Scots' term. xx @_NatashaDevon Do Niles' talk, of Frasier fame, to young children about germs & the benefit of a handkerchief. Someone needs to. xx @PeasOneDay @habarosen @IHPower @MacBojangles Good morning Smithies. Frost & sun. Might go out. Then again.... xx Unbelievable...
Retweeted by Alison Denham @bingowings14 It'll keep the night thrumps at bay. xx @SimonNRicketts @CNN Is it wrong to have enjoyed this so much. Thanks xxYou can have a good look around the crowd at Trump’s inauguration, with this gigapixel photo.
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Can you imagine if Angela Merkel signed an order telling men what to do with their testicles surrounded by female o…
Retweeted by Alison Denhami have not eaten the plums that were in the freezer i am not covered in plum juice forgive me i disagree that the plums are even gone
Retweeted by Alison Denham @jonsnowC4 Well done keeping your cool there. @Channel4NewsCancelling Trident solves the social care crisis. And we know social care works
Retweeted by Alison Denham @stuheritage Make sure you rough them up after par boiling or do you prefer the Nigella way, with polenta? *Never discuss food on twitter* xTrump will neither reveal his tax returns nor take proven steps to divest himself of his businesses. So it's Trump First, not America First.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamDid you know? Andrew Marr asks Theresa May four times about a reported Trident misfire in June. More:…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @craigstone_ @ITV What an absolute tool that man is. @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @IHPower Morning Smithies. How's the world treating you? xx
@jtlovell1979 Glad you watch all these programmes so that i don't have to. xx @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @IHPower Evening, Habs. Evening all. Been a little busy today. xx @FLOTUS Do go away. You're an embarrassment to women everywhere.we await the final numbers from Minister of Information and no Questions - Sean Spicer 👍 Fantastic stuff…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Mumbler3 I remember some things. xx via @youtube @WhitfordBradley Suit you, Sir. Loving the pink hat. xxDC subway driver says over intercom: "ladies did we have fun today?" everyone cheers he continues: "thank you all for fighting for us"
Retweeted by Alison DenhamJust to reiterate: Andrew Wakefield, struck-off fraudulent anti-vaccine godfather, is at Trump's inaugural ball…
Retweeted by Alison DenhamNext time @seanspicer calls y'all to the press room, ask: Can we ask questions? If he says no, don't go, turn off cameras.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @willsmithwriter He can have Stairway to Heaven. x @chiller OBSESSED xx @chiller Ours like the utility room & clean towels. xx
Smart way to expose reality of #Inauguration #DonaldTrump (via @voxdotcom)
Retweeted by Alison Denham @HeardinLondon @QuintinForbes Flatten your cardboard, people. @CardinalPhink 🍷xDepartment of Health ignores warnings over human rights implications of NHS continuing healthcare policies that...
Retweeted by Alison DenhamThe most right wing leader and cabinet in modern history, jingoism, millions about to lose their healthcare, and America's just as bad.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamBro that was yesterday, hardly anybody turned out
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Fratton55 Yes, it's called being a parent. @TheGrumpyBitchSadly search for #Hugo #doglost #carmarthenshire today was fruitless so search goes on. Out there somewhere so pls…
Retweeted by Alison DenhamSo many lolz at the expense of one sexually abusive, misogynist, racist, president. So. Many.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamIs this a parody account?
Retweeted by Alison DenhamDelighted to say LIFE IN A PAPER BOAT has won Best Album from a Female Artist AND Album of the Year @folkwords Awar…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @jtlovell1979 I'll check in on you at regular intervals. xxObserve how much more accommodating the 1% are to fascists like Trump as opposed to socialists like Sanders or Corbyn
Retweeted by Alison Denham @TheNewsThumpAPL One's as despicable as the otherGetting ready for #womensmarchlondon. Some say it's pointless. I say no surrender. See you all at the barricades.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamBeautiful light here at beginning of #WomensMarchLondon. So many important demands & pledges that world needs to fa…
Retweeted by Alison Denham @joglasg Me neither. I'm sure that helps. 😩 xx @PeasOneDay @habarosen @MacBojangles @IHPower Afternoon folks. Have a good weekend all xxReally annoying when you can't find the music used in the tv series listed. #deliciousThe first truly dreadful 'drama' of 2017. Oh, I forgot @TrumpInaugural #TinaAndBobbyI wish my car would go from Manchester to London as quick as Michelle Keegans accent does in #TinaAndBobby
Retweeted by Alison Denham @SimonNRicketts @BarackObama Good times. xxJULES was #STOLEN from #dog walkers van 18.8.16 #foresthill #London She's out there somewhere Pls RT RT…
Retweeted by Alison Denham.@POTUS suspended a planned cut in FHA mortgage insurance premiums, which @nardotrealtor says will cost 40k families a shot at a new home.
Retweeted by Alison Denham @Beakmoo Luckily eldest here to deal with it. I deal with spiders. Cooperation xxSomething to gladden the heart. Thank you, Bethany. Hope you had a lovely Christmas. xx @Beakmoo 'Mog.' Took us 2 weeks before we caught on & caught the mouse - humane mousetrap of course - looked healthier than when brought in @Beakmoo Our female mig brings in live mice all the time. One survived behind cupboards for 2 weeks eating out of the food bin below sink.Protesters booed Trump's motorcade during the inaugural parade.
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@AlexaDWilson @mattleys Hahahaha xx @mattleys @AlexaDWilson 😘 @BarackObama Still here. Still hopeful. xx @AdamBienkov @caitlinmoran 'a daughter needs to see this. xx @caitlinmoran Have a word. @alstewitnMeet Gillian Troughton, the Blairite candidate Labour has chosen for the Copeland by-election, who clearly has no r…
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