Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Woman, writer, wife to @KaylaPekkala. Currently: (shrug emoji). Past: Senior staff writer at @Upworthy. I wish the @Cubs would let me throw out a 1st pitch.

1,842 Following   131,463 Followers   27,200 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/13/12


“Poisonous Synthetic Heroin Fentanyl” is a decent band name, but maybe a bit longI am a party animal. https://t.co/UKGutCDXPD
Retweeted by Parker Molloy.@lachlan has a good explainer of the #Resistance grifters who are rudely spamming him with shirtless photos instea… https://t.co/DwxmzQ40yu
Retweeted by Parker MolloyShe can chair the House Space Force Committee https://t.co/9xyUCgT7ExJFC WTF https://t.co/KIghuHsaD6Don Jr's Instagram comments—people creating conspiracy theories over having bad internet connections https://t.co/lRSAxCzckD
Retweeted by Parker Molloya friendly reminder! https://t.co/KXoeLCcE8Y
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @johnlk1980 @michaelkruse But it's not. The post specifically says that Cohn denied being gay. Of course he never r… https://t.co/SwRc3KGMqXhttps://t.co/JB7MfAS7QFDude, it’s 2018.What on earth is this, @michaelkruse? https://t.co/S4aIjWPIyT https://t.co/Ziw9bdBVdY @runningfool75 @ebruenig @goldietaylor Hey thanksImagine going into work and being like, "Hold on, before we begin, I have to rage post about my enemies for 6 hours"Meanwhile I'm over here like "Can't get yelled at by your boss if you don't have a boss" https://t.co/PpguOuh5BUBut hey, it's not like the presidency is an important job that requires you to actually pay attention to work or anythingI'm willing to bet that most people who tweet during the work day about personal stuff as much as Trump does would… https://t.co/1jEYJ0J7NPhttps://t.co/9pIqza1QVq
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @DamagedHells2 @MollyJongFast She's a birther.The call is coming from inside the house, lady https://t.co/iMtrd1tCtai thrive off of the angry white men in the replies https://t.co/vNzDwB9RgM
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @MattGertz https://t.co/FsBaJgjSK6‘geishas who will debate me and ultimately lose, while providing cheap food’ = the ~progressive~ man’s ideal https://t.co/zXKMQ3HaWJ
Retweeted by Parker MolloyAnother night spent handling his own saber https://t.co/TZpqR4rhEIAnd also read @wphillips49's article: https://t.co/ynR2fFSz9rIf you listen to one episode of @anamariecox's @crooked_friends podcast, make it last week's with @wphillips49 disc… https://t.co/NqvZqvvKbdFor 90 minutes, she held a sign that read: "Johnny Russell, it's my 9th birthday!" Then, this. 😭 https://t.co/GRJB5nGQMX
Retweeted by Parker MolloyAt @nytimes Twitter: https://t.co/1lnzauIqjW @MattGertz https://t.co/hO8fda00e1Check out this great campaign and fundraiser for @onetailatatime's ISO facility by @RescueInStyle called Strong Bit… https://t.co/NZ3GuF1lZi
Retweeted by Parker Molloyhttps://t.co/bdXfQrIYOZTiiiiiny typo in this tweet https://t.co/nASKzI22Hphttps://t.co/oMRkaAbvo3 @MattGertz 2T, 1L 1. Trump got into an argument with Vietnam vets about the movie Apocalypse Now 2. Kimberly Guil… https://t.co/zDK6MPbirUMe: I think I’ll go to sleep at a reasonable time Me at 1am: https://t.co/RIe2sSKasy
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @MattGertz https://t.co/9dSWApW0vv @OhNoSheTwitnt https://t.co/39Wwi1QwyA @OhNoSheTwitnt Which, of course, is flawed because we all know the Sesame Street Count was getting it @OhNoSheTwitnt My theory: https://t.co/NomouKHncmIn 2016, I mocked Weird Mike @Cernovich & his #Pizzagate conspiracy theories/lies in a series of comical videos. He… https://t.co/RQFRufRqCG
Retweeted by Parker Molloyhttps://t.co/39Wwi1QwyAPretty sure a Councel is someone who can’t get laid because he’s a count https://t.co/D3m6wEPTEgTruth isn’t truth. Councel isn’t counsel.Chicago reminder: Friday at @BookCellar, I'm talking Obama oral history w/ @RobynElyse. I know she'll ask about why… https://t.co/96fkNH8CCo
Retweeted by Parker MolloyYou also make money whipping idiots up into a frenzy over made-up conspiracies you endorse. I don't monetize lies f… https://t.co/gUOr51LU3C
Retweeted by Parker MolloyAnd I issued exactly one correction while I was there, because whatever my political viewpoint, I got my facts righ… https://t.co/f09Y79j7gq
Retweeted by Parker Molloyare men ........... . okay https://t.co/UoAgrBw7LK
Retweeted by Parker Molloyhttps://t.co/4sBabToSSkhttps://t.co/vNZEL0UGVvOh god too much https://t.co/YCmb67X6TUHe’s beautiful https://t.co/3kpCjemTnLHey, @KaylaPekkala is only a couple hundred followers away from 5,000. She’d like to get to 10,000 (she thinks that… https://t.co/S6QGHzabypI tried my best today. I'll do it again tomorrow. 👩‍🎨Today, I am thankful for a very low-key, relaxing weekendMe 👩🏻: [starts getting ready for bed, winding down for the night] My brain 🧠: [tune of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”]… https://t.co/SVKviDuTV8Yeah, but when he eventually gets those powers, he'll probably regret giving away his secret identity in a 2018 ABC… https://t.co/ocdqLOhAyZ @lucydoggo @kenklippenstein @KyleKulinski 17.8% of all insurance premiums go to administrative costs (source:… https://t.co/4WH0HLYedj @SimonMaloy https://t.co/y8d8WWD4Ni @leilaclaire @OhNoSheTwitnt I have way too many Ben Garrison cartoons saved on my phone @leilaclaire @OhNoSheTwitnt https://t.co/KboJ3hTbfvhttps://t.co/EVY6XNW1X4Needs a little more smoother tool https://t.co/4HlOPEwFFFhttps://t.co/8z7oTdzqnS @MeetThePress This is a terrible response.https://t.co/RSIsqQ2pm5This internet has been building to this moment https://t.co/Neq9slcQSj @kellyawallace Exactly. I’m pretty sure that 99% of the people who make that point have absolutely no idea what the… https://t.co/NAM49rty0H“Psh! You can’t compare the U.S. to Denmark! We’ve got more people!” Same people: “Venezuela is proof that any pol… https://t.co/9pgf4qzJXZKind of love all the people who argue that you can’t point to places where welfare state policies are working becau… https://t.co/PoRv2IDcldBad 🧠: “Yeah, we colluded with Russia to try to win the election” Normal 🧠: “No collusion. Witch hunt!” Expanding… https://t.co/gwZJr5FrJ9Just happened again. https://t.co/Rz1d4s5wKF
8/20
2018
Don Truixote https://t.co/7rApxaF86O @marie_donigan “On background” means it can’t be attributed to the person saying it. “Off the record” means that th… https://t.co/BV9ZWIWJbG @3662brendon He was definitely in on itBruno the Standing Cat takes in a play, Ford’s Theatre, April 1865 https://t.co/koEx9pPO37 @LonelyEyes5 When have I *ever* supported the GOP?https://t.co/cPQzXew7XFAlso, if that’s a thing they actually believe... https://t.co/xG0QdXfdagBoobs are for grandpa. We eat ass now. https://t.co/d1epOKD9fy
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @yashar It’s 2018: I’ll believe just about anything is possible if not likely
8/19
2018

0