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Woman. Senior staff writer at @Upworthy/@good. Married to @KaylaPekkala. Past bylines include NYT, Rolling Stone, The Guardian, etc.

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Truly cannot make this stuff up https://t.co/CeyTem5Hc9
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @LouisPeitzman Left make for a good "everyday" pair @Travon Sprawl out https://t.co/GU0u1niZKqDysthymia in this dystopia @MattBors https://t.co/L77CFCeeJU @badbuddah Seems it's getting pretty close to your bed time, so bye for now, little dude. @badbuddah And I'm pretty sure you're confusing a boycott (you know, where people avoid a place or rally against a… https://t.co/qW1Ivy1ljd @badbuddah What hypocrisy? If you look at a bunch of my other responses to people who, like you, are throwing a lit… https://t.co/SsRd2S2bxrWow wow https://t.co/xUcrDfY7JC
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @BillCrowson Are you done, little guy? @badbuddah People can boycott whatever they want — whether that thing is illegal or not. What they can't do is (suc… https://t.co/ZSyMQlcraQ @uncleruetz Okay? @BillCrowson Judges can't just say "Well, I know this wasn't technically against the law, but I find you guilty!" T… https://t.co/0T8IE6sJUDMAGADUDE: [lengthy rant rambling about a weird hypothetical] ME: Cool. And? MAGADUDE: LOL UR TRIGRD! https://t.co/mxRL5o3bJk @badbuddah Yes, I'm clearly very hurt and angry and don't know how my life will go on because of your tweet. You got me. @BillCrowson Because the judge didn't... invent a new public accommodations law saying that MAGA hats are protected class? @Roth_Trader Hrm... it's almost like you have a choice what kind of clothes or hat you wear into a business, but no… https://t.co/c4mjhx2ETr @BTBTBTS_Bangtan Exactly. I think it's kind of crappy that they did that. @badbuddah Yes, it's me, living in my liberal echo chamber by sharing a link to notoriously left-wing site... [look… https://t.co/3oUOZPwlK7 @LiteWriting Hrm... it's almost like you have a choice what kind of clothes or hat you wear into a business, but no… https://t.co/yAkqXEmpM6 @TruthRadiates Hrm... it's almost like you have a choice what kind of clothes or hat you wear into a private busine… https://t.co/LAIEs0Tmbw @_ShirleySure_ Was it petty? Sure. Was it (if he was refused service) wrong? Yeah, probably. Was it illegal, though? No. @badbuddah Cool. And? @keeppaddling1 @too2much Yes, supposedly. Allegedly. Reportedly. The owner of the bar points to the fact that this… https://t.co/bYdAc49ZxK @johnnybbaseball @acarlson623 I agree, but the question isn't whether or not it was right or wrong. The question wa… https://t.co/0lKfX2h8dmWhen grandpa's telling the same stories again and you can't get him off the phone https://t.co/GfCAfksEJJ
Retweeted by Parker MolloyThis animatronic Wario is the stuff of nightmares. Also why does he sound like Oscar the Grouch? https://t.co/gMZu2fgnjb
Retweeted by Parker MolloyI see that the Trump supporters have found their narrative on this one, acting like they don’t know the difference… https://t.co/e3Lg5Dsyechttps://t.co/VqUuMdqaMHThe first photo looks like the “Friendship ended with...” meme https://t.co/eiyxcZS6SEA magnet magnate: a person of rank or influence in the field of people or things that attract A magnate magnet: so… https://t.co/91w6UqXubC @TheRedGrrl I keep hoping I get there some day.I don't think I'll ever understand the "x speaking out is about freedom of thought," but "y saying he's an ass" is… https://t.co/j8GTdVMOtV
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @FruzsE Yeah, I don’t get it. Just means that John Legend got a new, non-Apple phone since they last textedThe Krassenstein brothers, maybe? https://t.co/OVUr67BiOY @FruzsE Eh, just means that the person they’re texting with is using a non-Apple phone @SkylarJordan Seems like a good thing, right? Another layer of safety? I don’t have any firsthand experience with it, though.Oh dear https://t.co/azpyokHiv4 @NewsFedora Yeah, I usually just say bisexual.(I later found out that it was to determine whether or not to go into their sales pitch on PrEP or not — they did not)Me trying to answer that question not realizing why it was being asked https://t.co/sK38p63cCXFrom a recent trip to the doctor: Dr: How would you describe your sexual orientation? Me: All? Both? Everything?… https://t.co/67yOUkERej @dpetrohilos Wait, where did she do that?The world's governing body for track and field released rules today blocking women from racing other women if their… https://t.co/ZMrXcsFhwD
Retweeted by Parker Molloy“The American people do not want to be told what to think or who to support,” reads the ad telling you to show your… https://t.co/JuCPuqN6ldWe can't wait for the results of the next round of self-regulation to protect upcoming elections. Suggestions for q… https://t.co/9gqCMmD9jk
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @loganjaffe [if this happens, someone please invite me, thanks]tpusa is providing current and former employees with free social media background checks because people kept findin… https://t.co/T1xcRMEgat
Retweeted by Parker Molloytotally normal, chill email from my building manager https://t.co/zQhtdRgM7R
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @bellwak @jongraef I feel like since the show was named after him that it just becomes sort of inseparable from him… https://t.co/tHOh9huFXt @jongraef @bellwak Looks like it got pulled at some point https://t.co/qyeuXGY3u8An oil refinery is exploding and causing an evacuation of the nearby town while EPA head Scott Pruitt is testifying… https://t.co/EvcA76Mwcd
Retweeted by Parker MolloyKanye (2004) - 🎵 "We at war with terrorism, racism, but most of all we at war with ourselves" 🎵 Kanye (2018) "HELLO… https://t.co/gv7DJRI3yd
Retweeted by Parker MolloyIn which I recommend we listen to @KimKardashian on the topic of mental health. https://t.co/bb6Dq3bvPnHello. i have been working on an hr about sexual assault. A writer for @thedailybeast saw it this week. https://t.co/ROsh0FDvIB
Retweeted by Parker MolloyThe Diamond and Silk campaign ad for Paul Nehlen, who later revealed himself to be a white supremacist, is a wild r… https://t.co/qCjNDJ3LN5
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @andylassner Yeah, his issues go beyond just tweets, but okay. @andylassner https://t.co/VmWxGm31Q8 @andylassner Really, Andy?3G https://t.co/uQgVZZnbqQ @robynkanner *looks in mirror* *sad sigh* yupAmazing new column alert, by @chick_in_kiev: "One need not be a student of Russian history to recognize that Stalin… https://t.co/vJeI7ZCioQ
Retweeted by Parker MolloyThis would be bad news for them if not for the fact that nothing matters anymore. https://t.co/jaPYukTfKZsomeone: what's twitter like me: https://t.co/ExZdis8bSJ
Retweeted by Parker MolloyThis was the best Onion moment of the Trump era and it also applies, massively, to the Kanye situation https://t.co/W7GzHwxhYV
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @EdKrassen Please stop spreading lies, Ed. You know that pleading the 5th isn’t the same thing as admitting a crime.Diamond & Silk going for the perjury record today. https://t.co/h2VcoJ5xc4dead. https://t.co/Eu1H0FfIEE
Retweeted by Parker MolloyTweeted today. Remember kids: mind your scheduled tweets queue. Life is coming at us at dragon energy speed. https://t.co/HkFQMn5Foj
Retweeted by Parker Molloy🎶 One of these things is not like the other 🎶 https://t.co/CXQoO1POkADiamond and Silk are claiming in their House hearing right now that they've never been paid by the Trump campaign.… https://t.co/VX59ccyVGi
Retweeted by Parker Molloy2018 in a tweet: https://t.co/SvuDsnp86DYeah, I mean, D & S can lie all they want in their YouTube/Facebook videos, but when speaking to Congress, uh... th… https://t.co/99UAQPdi1l @geekchicohio Or in the case of any quarterback they draft, they'll surround him with an O-line made of Swiss chees… https://t.co/XlQn6FMcxF @WFKARS HahaYou could not pay me to watch this https://t.co/fe11PtkT84This interview is really nuts lol https://t.co/3hts4lWTna https://t.co/ZMohAy05Vf
Retweeted by Parker Molloylol this is exactly how people react when they're on the phone with their grandparents and they're trying to get of… https://t.co/VUjH6teoeQ
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @MattBors Just my package being delivered
4/26
2018

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