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Woman, writer, wife to @KaylaPekkala. Editor-at-large at @mmfa. Past: Senior staff writer at @Upworthy. Irritated Cubs fan.

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Joined Twitter 7/13/12


It’s a day to remember the victims of anti-trans hate crimes. The fuck is wrong with some people.Reminder that part of the basis of the Gizmodo “Facebook is biased against conservatives” nonsense that wound up op… https://t.co/vsA8oqYDjKWhat an asshole. https://t.co/veJyI6mQ4Y @MonicaLewinsky How are you so good at Twitter?#same https://t.co/vwhbUsxchr
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @Alyssa_Milano Again, Alyssa. Thank you for writing this.Literally says “progressive” in the headline. It’s almost as if some days you can’t even trust a man who got paid… https://t.co/cMajYNM0ed
Retweeted by Parker MolloyI forgot that last Thanksgiving was the time Trump brought the country together by, uh, picking a Twitter fight wit… https://t.co/neRIOZasvEYikes https://t.co/qdSbWk2oqV @ashtonpittman @chrislhayes [checks pages, turns out they all just say “Don’t say something racist” 500 times each]Chicago! I am so excited to see you and talk with the amazing @rebeccamakkai at the @AWMuseum Tuesday, Nov. 27! Tic… https://t.co/I6U91YA3BO
Retweeted by Parker Molloyif you need company this holiday week, I read the How To Be Alone audiobook and play my songs on the intro/outro an… https://t.co/J5ylcMiBJ1
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @anildash Yes! Good point!Won’t stop conservatives from whining about an imaginary “anti-conservative bias,” though.It’s... almost as though the people who run tech companies... aren’t liberals after all 🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/BF4E7MSZnl @BlairImani Both of you are so great!Still the darkest backstory in all of pokemon https://t.co/gR7V1XFceO
11/21
2018
@natemcdermott I dunno, man. Schatz is pretty good at Twitter, tooTrump: I don't make deals with Saudi Arabia. I don't have money from Saudi Arabia. Also Trump: Saudi Arabia, I get… https://t.co/lEZ1TmrvO2
Retweeted by Parker Molloy2011: Rick Perry can't remember which three departments he'd get rid of, haha what a dumbass 2018: https://t.co/uEO2jqv41h
Retweeted by Parker MolloyWe are $75 from our first stretch goal - ONE TINY SONG will put us over. Who wants a Tiny Song written about them??… https://t.co/NzHsTB7aty
Retweeted by Parker Molloy @OhNoSheTwitnt https://t.co/TJmOrGXbh4 @Michael_Rose Yes. Seriously, just search “romaine”iceberg > romaineIf you have it, throw it away If it’s served to you, don’t eat ittbh, this is my view on romaine lettuce always https://t.co/PgazU2c7Le2018 Person of the Year: Makeup with AsbestosI’d like to nominate these 5 https://t.co/OAStZv3NDZ @pattymo Person of the year for doing, uh...https://t.co/0YKDd6h3so @JezebelKat Oh I knowLol no https://t.co/GVhYRBis8iKayla and I are just having dinner with a couple friends.this year i am thankful for the second it took me to realize "little egg" is a town https://t.co/Lrz5ic4Q8t
Retweeted by Parker MolloyIf you’re in a position to, talk to your family about current events, politics, etc. Absolutely. Sure. But just tal… https://t.co/j8iXQjjHVkAh, Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday where relatives from opposing sides of the political divide show up with list… https://t.co/qcUVU9wZo2tfw you accidentally retweeted a parody account, but caught it within 15 seconds https://t.co/LiYUX5epIQHow funny would it have been if just at the end of announcing the turkey pardons, he just tossed in a bunch of name… https://t.co/ndVpLWtvH6tfw you want to make sure your "public hanging" comments didn't get misinterpreted https://t.co/Dx83NQN8kohttps://t.co/xppgGqultx
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Retweeted by Parker MolloyWhile we‘re discussing personal finances: Trump’s tax dodges represent millions of dollars taken from schoolchildre… https://t.co/LZCr89lnhq
Retweeted by Parker MolloyWhat the everliving fuck https://t.co/pbhKfFKS9D
Retweeted by Parker MolloyJesus Christ https://t.co/uWLk9azMWu
Retweeted by Parker MolloyAlso, Trump wouldn't be caught running anywhere. He thinks people have a finite amount of energy like batteries.Reminder that one of the reasons Trump cited for wanting to ban trans people from the military was the "tremendous… https://t.co/ZoXcxqIyD5Very normal. Super normal. Not a cult. https://t.co/NEvKcAIV4aI am so glad that @MattBors made this. It's the "Mister Gotcha" sequel we need *and* deserve. https://t.co/A8vSlKEGiXFun fact: This turkey has spent more time at the podium in the White House briefing room than @PressSec for the ent… https://t.co/U2HFi2bO2z
Retweeted by Parker MolloyTeam Ocasio spent this morning with @FeedingNYC having fun & packing over 6,000 Thanksgiving meals for families in… https://t.co/pvpWjslZ2v
Retweeted by Parker MolloyAs a show of strength, Trump should refuse to pardon them. For too long we've been too soft on the issue. It's time… https://t.co/zaAyFUAfiV @hasanthehun @cenkuygur https://t.co/ZxCY19IT3S @SophiaBush Also, Chicago does not have "the strictest gun control laws." I wish dudes like JP over there would open a book once in a while.Every once in a while, I pop over to Garrison's site to see what sort of bizarro-filter he's viewing the world thro… https://t.co/BAx8DZH23Jhttps://t.co/yBIVRXiJdfk https://t.co/vVm5oQ5Z5s @thommytsunami Yep. I actually just wrote about that: https://t.co/S1Q6Zm4Jc6Access journalism has failed. Foreign outlets have shown us a better way. https://t.co/3xuZUIOWL0 https://t.co/o218T9NTBv
Retweeted by Parker MolloyAlso, I'm still firmly in camps "Pence as president would be just as bad if not worse than Trump" and "Cruz as pres… https://t.co/wbOdYW9FMWAlso, a side note: I do think it's kind of weird that the same people who are like "How can you expect to win the v… https://t.co/ySvKhFqxkj @LoveEachother14 It's a very bad idea, I agreeThe cool kids philosopher. A true intellectual gladiator. https://t.co/KnQ3i3HeMrWeird that the same left that didn't like the administration that pushed anti-LGBTQ policies in 2004 also doesn't l… https://t.co/bOfdTqF2xTWeird that the same left that hated the ineffective abstinence-only education in the early 2000s also hates promoti… https://t.co/HbIOCr8k6jWeird that the same left that hated the giant tax cuts for the mega-rich when they happened in 2001 and 2003 ALSO h… https://t.co/Yz30CSKtEFSo predictable that I already wrote a column about this last month. https://t.co/VezCzBiKyr https://t.co/xhojFzD6BPI see that Ben is still writing variations on the same story over and over again. The guy can't seem to wrap his h… https://t.co/l5UvPwuormHere's that video, in case you missed it: https://t.co/zZViOg6zeIHey! Remember the video of @mehdirhasan grilling a Trump advisor that went viral last week? I wrote about the impor… https://t.co/C5OXDGKVpJ @TheRealMatt_B Right? Also, making an entire music video centered around the movie Fight Club is... certainly a choice. @KennethWReid Right?"This Word Without the 'E' (Learn to Spell, Parker, You're a Writer)"you know you were an early 00s emo teen when you're tracking edits to a draft, see this, and feel compelled to list… https://t.co/lkpubiXsbMwait for it https://t.co/uUsKPpu2lF
Retweeted by Parker MolloyI’ve got no larger point here. Just relaying a story.He asked them a hypothetical question: If you could choose between every single person in the country having really… https://t.co/OGSImffETRI had lunch with my parents over the weekend, and my dad was telling me about a conversation he had with a group of… https://t.co/L7UzyjTI5OVery same https://t.co/PY6vasV8xEA few months back I was going to post a Twitter poll to be like “How far ahead of Christmas will Trump start up his… https://t.co/XoLP559GELSee also: places that downplay Ivanka’s role in the WH, referring to her as “first daughter” (not a real title, fwi… https://t.co/QntGeoqhoHGoodnight, people ✌️I tried my best today. I'll do it again tomorrow. 🏃🏻‍♀️Today, I am thankful for 3-day weeks. @B0ldAndBrash He had a really solid primary challenger last time around, but that No Labels group as well as some a… https://t.co/VVxsoXTmap @B0ldAndBrash Mostly because his district probably wouldn’t vote for someone with an R next to their name. His dad… https://t.co/zgriYkBjtk @nczeitgeist 😬I hope she and Dan Lipinski (And any other Dem who won’t co-sponsor that bill when it gets reintroduced next sessio… https://t.co/llw2LtK1cjAlso, uhhhhhh.... this doesn’t explain why she wouldn’t co-sponsor it while Obama was the president.… https://t.co/DUV1witjvIShe... she knows that the Civil Rights Act has been amended before, right? Also, adding the words “sexual orientati… https://t.co/FezVKyJoGuI keep thinking about how little sense this statement makes. https://t.co/aEySwodAVo @RepMarciaFudge 🗣 If you don’t think LGBTQ people deserve the same legal protections from discrimination as every o… https://t.co/ijAYcy9IDa @aliamjadrizvi https://t.co/FGbGmrUKvj @aliamjadrizvi Wait... https://t.co/MOU6Q0BTlh @aliamjadrizvi Gee, sorry that I have “standards” for candidates I support like “Hey, it’d be cool to know whether… https://t.co/x9kBdsmsiZ @aliamjadrizvi “So and so is a decent person and has integrity” is not a reason to vote for someone... @aliamjadrizvi Whooooooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaares @aliamjadrizvi There’s no reason to believe he holds even left-of-center policy views. You’re basing this on... som… https://t.co/Bd43RzSppk @aliamjadrizvi What are his views on, you know, literally anything? Or is “Trump bad” the only factor you’re going with here?Stop doing this. Stop suggesting that various Republican/recently-Republican politicians, strategists, etc. be the… https://t.co/A49gSzNd8CThere are bad takes on the ol’ “Who should be the Dem nominee in 2020?” question, and then there’s arguing that the… https://t.co/i0cTu6juOA
11/20
2018

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