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Actuary, hockey boy, Rovers fan

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@robjhicks Yep that would do it! Dragging @meganbarrett11 suit shopping tomorrow - are chaps acceptable? @robjhicks You bored?
6/23
2017
Gutted I can't make Southend away - actually my closest game!! #rovers @DaveGarghan9 November 21 for Rovers which is a Tuesday night so booking a bed at yours!! https://t.co/p9cBoNZ3E2
6/21
2017
@robjhicks @chrisabrey https://t.co/dkJZqq2g2f
6/12
2017
Senior Tory MP: "We all f***ing hate her. But there is nothing we can do. She has totally f***ed us".
Retweeted by Phil DixonAs it stands there's a fair chance the Queen might have to ask me to form a Government... #GE2017
Retweeted by Phil DixonI suppose the history books will say Theresa May poured her legacy into an upturned crash helmet and shat in it.
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6/9
2017
.@theresa_may Hey girl, are you British Rail? Cos you're getting publicly owned.
Retweeted by Phil DixonMichael Fallon is a trooper, isn't he? No matter how fucking stupid the line he has to defend, there he is, on the front line
Retweeted by Phil Dixon @AndrewDixon92 This - so funny with 'strong and stable'Has the pound tanked yet? #Election2017This has a familiar ring to it. https://t.co/Kx7TaiABkC
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6/8
2017
@DaveGarghan9 one of about 57 out on loan @DaveGarghan9 he plays for Chelsea!
5/24
2017
Now she U-turns on manifesto commitment before public can even vote on it. She's as slippery, weak & disingenuous as any PM in our lifetime.
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5/22
2017
200,000 #immigrants needed each year to avoid ‘#economic catastrophe’, https://t.co/L8YbYGrp4n https://t.co/jpDJIEY71h
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5/19
2017
Get your bets on lots of scrum pens! https://t.co/qLKhcpkJrS
5/17
2017
@AndrewDixon92 unless rovers open an insurance company will be difficult!
5/16
2017
@JayMac__ given Gloucester absolutely nothing all nightLacey having a bit of a nightmare #GLOSvSTADEA Hard Brexit is an uncosted policy. Theresa May should be asked over and over again how she is going to fund a Hard Brexit and who will pay
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5/12
2017
Desperate what's happened to #BRFC. Venky's a disgrace. Not been in third tier since this game.... https://t.co/ByQWyhiBa5
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5/8
2017
REVEALED: What REALLY happened at Blackburn Rovers. The inside story of how a club came to crisis… https://t.co/h0SY8Pie7T
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5/6
2017
@Natalie87 the format is slightly changed and they haven't released dates yet but yup - probably September time @Natalie87 good luck - tbf I knew I messed a couple of things up so wasn't expecting to pass this time#actuary #ca3 well at least I'm consistent; 60 when pass mark is 63 twice now. 😖
5/5
2017
Can't wait for the papers to report this... oh wait. https://t.co/DWwRqxiz5P
5/1
2017
This was always going to happen. It's what the experts told us, you fucking imbeciles. Experts! With expertise! https://t.co/3YaKqp1OGj
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4/27
2017
It's almost as if they want to get an election out of the way before the consequences of Brexit start to become apparent
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4/18
2017
This would be a very sensible approach to Brexit talks & is therefore unlikely to find substantial support in the UK https://t.co/kWggIhH4Ul
Retweeted by Phil DixonThe Blitz lasted 8 months and 800,000 children were evacuated. Syria has been at war for 6 years. The right are ter… https://t.co/uhdshS4y3f
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4/14
2017
This would be both ridiculously childish and yet far more plausible than any other explanation I've seen. https://t.co/ODLQ1Hd94G
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4/4
2017
Match Results - Sat 25th March M1s won 2-1 against Long Sutton M2s won 4-3 against Thurrock M3s lost M4s won 2-0... https://t.co/atekAgmAr6
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3/26
2017
LEICESTER ARE CROWNED VARSITY CHAMPIONS FOR 2017! 🎉🎉🏆🎉🎉 #TeamLeicester #DMULEI #Varsity2017 #TheCityIsOurs https://t.co/K259ddihu3
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3/22
2017
Guaranteeing rights for EU citizens isn't an act of charity. Refusing to do so is already crippling us. https://t.co/VAVGGripSW
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3/19
2017
@chrisabrey @DaveGarghan9 hopefully we get to meet him tomorrow! Saw another vid he does - think he maybe a couple short...This went well https://t.co/JEioLTnWvg
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3/13
2017
@DaveGarghan9 savage! https://t.co/ORx46p0CiL
3/10
2017
@Rovers are Fulham tickets going to be available on the day at Craven Cottage? Cheers
3/7
2017
@chrisabrey @DaveGarghan9 what even is that show? Why haven't the people making it ended themselves?
3/4
2017
"It simply doesn't add up and we should never stop saying so." She must look at the words and think: 'Shit, this reminds me of something'
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3/3
2017
@Rovers what stupid timing! No doubt Venkys will be looking for another class act and are currently tapping up Jeremy Corbyn...
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2/21
2017
Replays show Emnes' shot well over the line. Akpan goal disallowed for handball when it hit his chest. Gallagher 12 stitches in a leg wound.
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2/14
2017
66% of all London's Mayors have compared someone to a Nazi guard.
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1/19
2017
So we're leaving the biggest market in the world - an *actual* thing, in exchange for "a truly Global Britain" - a… https://t.co/5ZdJ8MjWQi
Retweeted by Phil DixonPutin Says Doesn't Believe Trump Met Prostitutes in Russia. "Although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world." https://t.co/SUOFAlZMu3
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1/17
2017
@thisisdavid oh hi. Think this is the first twitter interaction in which I wasn't trying to make fun of you!"Correction" read as we are going to fucking tank it. https://t.co/eNKp4byPrwArticle 50 announcement was made prematurely to appease Tory right/Brexit lie machine. Hard Brexit economic vandalism now for same reason
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1/15
2017
@chrisabrey good betting tactics https://t.co/xh2aYxMNRI
1/14
2017
Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.
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1/11
2017
@AndrewDixon92 means I should be able to go to it.. https://t.co/3xjanu5UuI
1/8
2017
@markboyes42 @PaulWeller18 my belly hurt after with all the laughing I was doing at you inbreds 😂😂https://t.co/gzLvBsXcy0
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1/5
2017
As the stats show, there's nothing between the two teams. More of the same in the 2nd half lads! 👍😀 #VenkysOut https://t.co/nr6OGGCWA2
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1/2
2016
Didn't think I'd see a worse team than Forest at JS Stadium this season, but then Blackburn arrived. #htafc
Retweeted by Phil Dixon @shondo does that means it's chubby and out of proportion with your body?
12/31
2016
@robjhicks @thisisdavid I didn't understand that bit. So obvs a cadburys paid section but then the ice cream chat. Love ice cream.
12/27
2016
"The conditions weren't great, Barnsley had the wind in the first half" that's an ACTUAL REAL Owen Coyle comment after the game. HAHA HAHA😃
Retweeted by Phil Dixon @AndyBayes @BBCLancsSport Barnsley should of scored a couple more also thoughA woman on 'Deal Or No Deal' told us she needed £15k for IVF treatment. George Michael secretly phoned the next day and gave her the £15k.
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12/26
2016
@mrphudson didn't that soldier literally murdered someone on video.
12/24
2016
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12/23
2016
@meganbarrett11 https://t.co/uj3Z1tn5Ui
12/13
2016
Limerick 1-0 Dicko. #Tigersfamily
12/10
2016
The tiniest minds and smallest hearts in the country, dictating what life is like for anyone who doesn't share their inadequacy.
Retweeted by Phil DixonIn. https://t.co/p6MzpRQQSv
12/9
2016
Remember, it's an irregular noun. "I'm an English expat", "you are a European migrant", "they are a flood of refuge… https://t.co/bu9nHwd1sO
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12/1
2016
Brexit supporters complaining that EU-based rights of UK citizens in other EU member states will be extinguished is, well, remarkable.
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11/30
2016
You've got a torture camp in Cuba https://t.co/Y494VJ0NMD
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11/26
2016
Not sure I like this second series of "The Man in the High Castle" https://t.co/Ug6GTFAkxR
11/22
2016
When you've lied your arse off, promised millions of lunatics the Earth, accidentally won, and reality hits.… https://t.co/0Gkz8wGSJB
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11/12
2016
Brexiteers, you will get over it.
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11/3
2016
@JayMac__ https://t.co/qSyK0LJPdP
10/26
2016
Even Enoch Powell didn't see foreign students as migrants. So why does Theresa May disagree? (See below from my boo… https://t.co/d8GXZZ771l
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10/24
2016
Don't understand how Kearney got a yellow for standing still #MONvLEI
10/23
2016
Wonder what makes some people feel, by sheer good fortune of place of birth, superior to others. I need a lie down.
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10/19
2016
To continue the analogy the generals have one plan; to blow up their own country so the enemy can't. Surely they sh… https://t.co/YlR86NUg55
10/16
2016
Matt Tait has been awful all year and yet again ships 7 points #GLAvLEI 🙈
10/14
2016

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