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we must imagine Sisyphus happy and also as an otter https://t.co/NORUgPbniH
Retweeted by philtorI’m just going to leave this right here and head to bed. Goodnight, Twitter. https://t.co/OfxoCa29Lq
Retweeted by philtorJohn Raines' virtuous disrespect for the law produced a nation more just than the one he inherited. His life was a… https://t.co/4mGD3eSMhW
Retweeted by philtorUNREAL. New analysis from @TaxPolicyCenter finds that HALF ALL HOUSEHOLDS -- that's 93 million families -- get a ta… https://t.co/vEW9JabPxd
Retweeted by philtorOnly a couple of years ago many venture capitalists viewed the idea of investing in semiconductor chips as somethin… https://t.co/uGhJYmFltw
Retweeted by philtorI am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wr… https://t.co/b9wj8rHiYs
Retweeted by philtorWell, that's not good. https://t.co/0kulCJBILY
Retweeted by philtor"My recommendation,” said Ron Rivest, a computer science professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology for… https://t.co/p5HZEiGJj1
Retweeted by philtorI am fed up with the way we are all being frogmarched towards driverless cars. What I really want is carless cities.
Retweeted by philtorIf you’re a pastor who finds it hard to condemn a child molester for fear of angering members of your congregation,… https://t.co/olvOMQaPCo
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11/20
2017
Why Japan knocks down its houses after 30 years. Unlike in other countries, Japanese homes become valueless over… https://t.co/lepjsYB1CV
Retweeted by philtorwhat a nightmare https://t.co/bD46nFWCzj
Retweeted by philtor @djrothkopf Not gonna get my hopes up.For the Three Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Seventh time: Technical Interviews are broken https://t.co/AJm5x3sjVvMoving fast from “if true” via “it’s true, but …” to “it’s true, so what?” https://t.co/GNwtRSdyPx
Retweeted by philtorI'd say about 96% percent of "millennials are killing" stories can be rewritten as "millennials are making a ration… https://t.co/vHTXTeb8S3
Retweeted by philtorAmerica waves goodbye to values, and hello to thugs, dictators and strongmen https://t.co/6gJ378pgwI
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11/19
2017
@genaLthomas @Franklin_Graham As in a gospel of stuff?At @DSWT the older orphans always make the new babies feel welcome and loved. When the new orphans arrive they've j… https://t.co/DgIpCHkHrK
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Retweeted by philtorRetweet if you would *not* benefit from a private jet tax break. https://t.co/jxAWezkbq8
Retweeted by philtor @melaniefoxfire 1145. https://t.co/Ai1yEK6KK9
Retweeted by philtorCapitalism allocates resources efficiently. Oh, and also…if we don't all keep constantly buying a bunch of shit we… https://t.co/yjJXPZ3sKN
Retweeted by philtorFinally we can write off our private jets. Now you can live as far away from your coal mining job as you'd like.
Retweeted by philtor @oe1cxw I only seem to deal with Tcl every few years and when I do it always seems painful. I wish these vendors wo… https://t.co/2cyTCpRYRqThese 12 women have accused President Trump of sexual misconduct. The White House position, repeated again today, i… https://t.co/NLwcwdqvcz
Retweeted by philtor“Projection is a psychological defense mechanism in which individuals attribute characteristics they find unaccepta… https://t.co/yqKKCcFfez
Retweeted by philtorThis is a visualization of the air flow field around the nose landing gear of a Boeing 777 https://t.co/dn0NdYYCL1
Retweeted by philtor @thejonanshow googling to figure out where in the world RubyConf is this year... ah, New Orleans.You can help elephants right now by signing this petition from the @HumaneSociety. #BeKindToElephants https://t.co/EtuzlJ1w6V
Retweeted by philtorSaturn has at least 62 moons, but Titan accounts for over 90% of their total mass. https://t.co/yERPjZbQWA
Retweeted by philtor"The ageist thus insults his own future self" https://t.co/MffDosvnU2
11/18
2017
It's not right for PhD programs to be accessible only to rich families. The current US proposal to tax tuition forg… https://t.co/9C1MCo4vGO
Retweeted by philtorYesterday: It was a lonely piece of bacon, forgotten in the stairwell. Today: Art? https://t.co/zIC8kFsO7i
Retweeted by philtorOK, we are officially in la la land. A BBB rated company just borrowed 500 million EUR for 3 years with a negative… https://t.co/Rc3fF6OUrP
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11/17
2017
this is just batshit barbarism https://t.co/RXTpulSaxC
Retweeted by philtorYou can tell which CEOs get AI by what they say: Intel CEO Brian Krzanich will talk broadly about machine learning… https://t.co/hdHBcykIxA
Retweeted by philtorPosted about 8 hours before the Franken story broke: Longtime Trump ally Roger Stone predicting that Franken is “ne… https://t.co/lI4kiabftY
Retweeted by philtorTrump’s plan to cleanup the Keystone pipeline spill. https://t.co/cmmUBHSODH
Retweeted by philtorsoaking broke-ass grad students to pay for a private jet subsidy. all out class war on the 99 percent https://t.co/0IthwM4wFO
Retweeted by philtorWitness a hunter so poised, so deadly, that nothing can escape its merciless attack. https://t.co/KxPlJ6ehYg
Retweeted by philtorI'll say this: Haven't seen a single liberal writer, pundit or politician in my feed try to defend Franken here. Wi… https://t.co/fHeoM0GXRH
Retweeted by philtorMy take is: all 30 Under 30 lists should include disclosure of parental assets
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11/16
2017
Why do Treasury Sec Mnuchin and his wife insist on posing for photos that make them look like Bond villains? https://t.co/2auZr3LGoP
Retweeted by philtorLow Solar Radiation: Is That Why You are Depressed? https://t.co/edU9HohTTU https://t.co/uG4i5inq62
Retweeted by philtorWe've got a Senate candidate banned from his hometown mall & a tax bill nobody seems to like, so let's pivot to kil… https://t.co/ogAUyKPXRh
Retweeted by philtorThe @SafariClubIntl (a hunter advocacy group) — not the @USFWS — announces the Trump administration's reversal of a… https://t.co/HLAqyPFgBd
Retweeted by philtorNew Quinnipiac poll: Only 25% approve of the GOP tax plan. Only 16% (!) think the GOP plan will reduce their taxe… https://t.co/8pAuil93wD
Retweeted by philtorA UFO (in the literal sense of the term) was seen over Oregon on October 25 https://t.co/sNEFCCByI6
Retweeted by philtorI Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game It Sucks, Please Help https://t.co/cJsQgW5MBr
Retweeted by philtorToday in 1990 a man killed 13 people with an AK-47 knockoff in Aramoana, NZ. Then NZ banned most semiautomatic rif… https://t.co/65NnUJsZTU
Retweeted by philtorSubtle indication there may be a coup: your news anchor is suddenly this guy, telling you it’s totally not a coup. https://t.co/lKOX5uQGnW
Retweeted by philtor @BodyByEstrogen @patio11 @fatneckbeardguy This. Most of the time the honest answer to the "why do you want to work… https://t.co/WmmHlkffBA
11/15
2017
@timbray Kind of like '90s Hondas, it's been downhill ever since.There Are Biophotons in the Brain. Is Something Light-Based Going On? https://t.co/WH8cywc6oS https://t.co/dehJ7Os3xt
Retweeted by philtorRED ALERT: Senate GOP just added provision to their tax plan that would gut ACA & kick 13M ppl off insurance. Yes,… https://t.co/Aw8qNvmFE0
Retweeted by philtorShep Smith just took apart the Uranium One conspiracy theory in what amounts to a methodical annihilation of his ow… https://t.co/wYgjrYVsaz
Retweeted by philtorThrow in repeal of the individual mandate and now it's clearly a bill that guts health care to pay for massive tax… https://t.co/w2UKHxl3vS
Retweeted by philtor127 Democrats voted for this bill. When it comes to feeding the military-industrial complex, there never is an oppo… https://t.co/JrovaqtAmP
Retweeted by philtorOh... my... https://t.co/KeTQTLqvAABREAKING: CBO: Tax bill will automatically cut Medicare by $25 billion per year almost immediately. https://t.co/8NKZd5tPt0
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11/14
2017
@padresj https://t.co/tT8enf0F7zJust try to smash that Volvo. https://t.co/Z0T5B25dUO @built This'll happen about the same time the hyper-loop to Seattle goes into operation.Hey "Patriots": https://t.co/gzXZhQjCgpWhat if you overstayed your parking meter by $2.50 and a police officer came and put you in handcuffs and took you… https://t.co/ZHIUFjT3Kx
Retweeted by philtorMega-skyscraper in Portland does not have a good chance at becoming reality considering zoning height limits in the… https://t.co/hTtdY2Z8CT
Retweeted by philtorHere is a comparison of the handwriting in Young's yearbook to a signed Roy Moore biography. It matches. https://t.co/GFTOKeNbT9
Retweeted by philtorIf you're having a rough day, just remember that sometimes even NASA's top scientists & engineers struggle with the… https://t.co/XuJIizzPyN
Retweeted by philtorRoy Moore was also banned from the YMCA for soliciting sex from young girls. HE WAS THE DISTRICT FUCKING ATTORNEY. https://t.co/F9oS9yMR0g
Retweeted by philtor @brianmclaren Who are they praying to?
11/13
2017
317 is the largest year day which is a Russian Doll Prime. A number which remains a prime as each rightmost digit… https://t.co/at3D058l6o
Retweeted by philtorHi, I'm a child of wealthy parents and if you're someone who worries that social welfare and universal basic income… https://t.co/CQP2RActEP
Retweeted by philtoronce a guy hit on me by offering to introduce me to the keynote speaker at an event where I was the keynote speaker
Retweeted by philtor @grep Primarily. And crappy ingredients.I just want to go on record for opposing Keurigs long before alt-right nut jobs started smashing them. https://t.co/i1LdgAOBFm @bodil I figure it took me a good 10 years to recover from learning BASIC in the early 80s. Wish they woulda put L… https://t.co/ohyGJ9aNISOn the other hand, there's the bit where I had to spend the 90s and 00s unlearning what I learned in the 80s becaus… https://t.co/ubyDRqh7ao
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11/12
2017

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