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philippe iujvidin @philyuck Los Angeles, CA

Disruptor. Ingenue. A Third Thing. Writer for You're The Worst on FXX @YTWFXX.

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Joined Twitter 11/21/07


Can Biden give trump one solid uppercut? Just one. https://t.co/QrEYIrpBB3George Clooney goes off on Trump criticizing "Hollywood elites": https://t.co/x1I3M3jLEK https://t.co/KRg1PrZvkT
Retweeted by philippe iujvidin @InternetHippo My man @adamfasullo Very flat. Flat big hands.The saddest thing is you could show this to trump and he wouldnt understand. https://t.co/DiE5Wfg8AyHey wait a minute....... https://t.co/IErHCVVMhg
Retweeted by philippe iujvidinPeople in the stands should do it too. We should all do it. https://t.co/35Q9UlIZfGThis is how every NFL player should play tomorrow. https://t.co/3HyQwPXT40Trumps mistake was not going after soccer.Out of Nordstrom. Doing a lap around the mall. FUN https://t.co/awmdqA2VA8 @AlisonLeiby The best @AllenWSnyder SomehowAt the mall with my wife. Im a life-streamer now. https://t.co/g2A0NghPeoSuper cool that the president picked a fight with sports. @TheToddWilliams No it was me @TheToddWilliams Smart peopleI mean a lot of those actors and horses are dead, so yeah. https://t.co/YY3NJS7kDAThe cool thing about waking up at 5am for no reason is
9/23
2017
@bennettleigh Firmly on brand.Dont be cute with me MY CAT IS SICK https://t.co/o0rAeu09qh. @Petco help my cat is acting really weird https://t.co/PcwXOA5o9x @elle91 Good thing to be good at @MarkAgee Hey thanks man. Jack FM is basically a supporting character this season.For Halloween this year Im going as a sexy covfefe.Update on my failed stream. https://t.co/zohEmsyRuR @Flora__Flora NoMy real friends wouldve watched. Im going back to bed. @Ian_Lord Son of a bitchWell this was a massive failure.Building the Lego ghostbusters set. Hell yeah. https://t.co/vbrVx7b0bn @usedwigs Original BOY ghostbustersIf I were to live stream me building the Ghostbusters Lego set would that be awesome or really dumb? Leaning toward awesome.
9/22
2017
I feel like the only thing we talked about in middle school was how Marilyn Manson allegedly removed two ribs so he could blow himself.
Retweeted by philippe iujvidin @bromanconsul Its a dunk.Alternate Suggestion: shut it down. https://t.co/SIY92xP2kY @bromanconsul No thats not why @stephenfalk Yes. @stephenfalk I think you mean soccer.Dont mind if I do https://t.co/GdoHGj7m3ptwitter is good today (so far) https://t.co/65SzhZNplN
Retweeted by philippe iujvidinLooking forward to Old Sheldon in 2021 and Senile Sheldon in 2030.I have a chronic case of Lego Thumb. https://t.co/SWnOnSpXWD
9/21
2017
Its super cool that the alt-rights hero is a farting drug addict. Good choice guys. @JulieFroolie HahahaAlso the entire Blitzkrieg was powered by govt sanctioned crystal meth and Hitler was a cocaine and opioid addict.The best thing I learned in this book is that Hitler has chronic debilitating gas. https://t.co/Xo5IAf9AQR
9/20
2017
@bennettleigh YesLIVE on #Periscope: Lego marathon build https://t.co/XwqkFdEx5lLego marathon build https://t.co/r8sSBy8VR2
9/19
2017
I didnt feel the earthquake. Guess the HGH is working. @SnoopMikey Did not feel @alexblagg Not helpful. @KSkeletor Not at all.Any lego fans? Message me. @SnStell Despite the Judaism. @notacroc I think they did the best version possible given the constraints of having to make one movie. But I missed a lot of stuff.Completely forgot Aya Cash & Kether D in my list of comedy women who didn't even get mentioned in the Emmies. Like https://t.co/jy6ttlaLIj
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9/18
2017
Sounds like a drum machine is in charge of playing people off this year. Sick. #EmmysHes never gonna stop talking about hillary is he?I think wed all benefit from doing less fidget spinning and more fidget praying. @bondsnood Great thanks for that too @bondsnood ThanksNSFW https://t.co/sJFSnwUpOPOk I think Ive finally mastered the squiggle brow.$10 says it was movie night at the White House yesterday. https://t.co/5F1XP8pwMn https://t.co/cFYhVs0XQ5 @nickwiger Yeah that sounds rightHe keeps doing this. Its almost like, and just stay with me here he agrees with these people. https://t.co/ASvDRq7uL6 @evafay @nickwiger Eva色.good point @nickwiger That would be better. Do you think its a bad gay joke? Elton John reference? @nickwiger Its not even a remotely clever insult. Its not derogatory in the least.
9/17
2017
This is the funniest thing Ive seen in a while. 10/10 highly recommended. https://t.co/Q0dvqu93FA @davechensky They Benjamin Buttoned it.I wasted so much time watching Win Ben Steins Money I wish we knew he sucks so much back then.
9/16
2017
@grantpa The hero Gorham deserves.I have a theoretical legal question. Any criminal attorneys out there that can help? ITS HYPOTHETICAL IM NOT IN TROUBLE.I found him. https://t.co/2F25xtnxmCRemember when it wasnt a ban? https://t.co/3jZNwGIHFmIf you walk into a room and your wife is just sitting there listening to Lemonade leave quickly. @UD_j1mb0 This could work.
9/15
2017

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