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phjils @phjils Bristol, UK

Maker of things. Photo/graphic freelancer. Hopeless coffee addict.

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Joined Twitter 6/19/08


Just been building my fantasy van on the VW site. All done. Now I just need the £37899 plus the VAT. I think I could find a fiver in change.
7/23
2016
YES! Oh... Shit https://t.co/IRoxXy8KiWYes, America has problems and who better to fix the chasm of poverty and race than billionaire white supremacist #Trump
7/22
2016
Hey @JimmyDiResta someone called Mal Screws is reposting your videos with added crap music. https://t.co/yO1iorBkOd
7/21
2016
@core77 I was beaten to "Knight Industries Two Thousand.".@chichesterdave This, Dave. #fuckoffdave https://t.co/owPs0dhNli
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7/20
2016
What's all this confounded heat about?Well that was a fun two weeks off from the employer. Back in today. Blah.
7/18
2016
Pokemon Go is quite possibly the event that triggers the apocalypse of the stupid. #PokemonGO
7/17
2016
What do I want for my birthday? (Ahem, 21st July). A day off would be nice. No calls or somewhere to go.At some point I will have a day off...
7/16
2016
What he said. Rent should be 30% of your wage, not 70% or more. https://t.co/iD3x1J61KgTo make it look like an inside out municipal swimming pool... https://t.co/R2vIN2kCsgThe south of France is so hot, I can't wait to get back to blighty for a decent night's sleep and cooler climes.
7/11
2016
Levels of hangover: "Bit tired" "Bit rough, actually" "I've felt better to be honest" "I can't see" "Never again" "Kill me" "<silence>"
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7/10
2016
Diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, Elizabeth Jameson began turning her MRIs into art https://t.co/kdfYDJsZGJ https://t.co/3Ykrj9j5fn
Retweeted by phjilsRIP Boris’s political career. Let’s not forget your achievements: Building a cable car nobody uses and then ruining literally everything.
Retweeted by phjilsOh yeah, I forgot I can't make installers for machines at work, because the proxy blocks the resources python needs. Bullshit.
6/30
2016
After Brexit, maybe Britain should go all the way and rename itself Boaty McBoatface.
Retweeted by phjils @monteiro @facebook I received the same generic response for reporting a page full of porn... I don't think they care.
6/27
2016
The brakes on my £400 motor are making an awfully interesting noise this afternoon. Best have a look, when it stops raining.My main annoyance with Twitter is all the scantily clad tits and arse that follow and invite you to click to download the spyware. Go away.
6/26
2016
Too much to do, again. So little time, again.Do it if you feel that it's right. https://t.co/7TslO4qAcSJust catching up on yesterdays Neistat video. Who's this pair of reprobates? @drunkenwood @iliketomakestuf https://t.co/wQlyLpWv0OTo paraphrase van Gough The paved road is easy to travel but no flowers grow there. #EUreferendum
6/25
2016
Exit polling said Britain would stay in the EU. A year from now, you'll find few people who will own up to having voted to leave.
Retweeted by phjilsMeanwhile at Calais https://t.co/2lewjEAjw3
Retweeted by phjils#Bristol - vibrant young #UK city - votes 62% to #Remain in #EU, but we're being dragged out of it by the #dinosaurs https://t.co/avhMiw0EMp
Retweeted by phjilsIt's a sad day for rational thinking people everywhere. #EUrefCameron will be judged an extraordinary figure. Gambled his country’s entire future for short-term party gain. Now look where we are.
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6/24
2016
The powers that be (not the gov't) already know how the vote will be swung, rigged or otherwise manipulated.A split in the household. One voted out. One voted in. Ooh. Will it make a difference? Probably not.
6/23
2016
Right. I'm going to make a cup of tea and give some consideration to the the EU in / out question.When did people start assuming that humans now work internet time. We fleshy humans need to sleep and have a day off.A colleague asked me what would happen if won the lottery. I gave a simple answer. You would never see me again.Youtube is down... again.
6/22
2016
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6/21
2016
Time not found. https://t.co/iVGWXSoRMsIt seems that if more than three people try to track a package with @RoyalMail it crashes their site. 404's abound!
6/20
2016
Now into day seven of chronic back pain. Really REALLY bored of this now. Shut up back, stop moaning and get better.
6/19
2016
I look at a SKX007, and think, yes. Then I look at a Prospex tutle... and think... it's only a little bit more. #choices_choicesOh, apparently there's more football.I'm going to drive slowly home tonight so I can listen to the latest @makingitpodcastDay 5 of chronic back pain. Losing interest now. All the fun has seeped out of the lumbar area.
6/17
2016
You work or you watch the ball/hole game. No early home for you non football scum.Work is putting the football on for all employees today. So those of us that don't care about football get the afternoon off, right? Wrong.
6/16
2016
Why do people find it impossible to understand that one person can only do so much in a day? One person cannot do three jobs properly.I was wondering if you would retweet my @YouTube channel so your friends could see it. They might like it https://t.co/QvwzOp39hn
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6/15
2016
A match made in heaven. https://t.co/lXQ8IbWaU4
Retweeted by phjilsOS X is dead! Long live macOS https://t.co/LZqdHrUcxs https://t.co/y6JAXo6gl3
Retweeted by phjils @verge because the have to buy something to mash up and try and be facebook @drunkenwood Ive always liked Maine and Vermont, but you've got to love the cold...
6/13
2016
Dear Murica, Please stop killing each other and give up your murder weapons you keep under some ancient bylaw designed for muskets & cannon.
6/12
2016
@trufelman yes! I can positively identify it as a brown armchair. A swively brown chair. Invoice in the post.
6/10
2016
Bad to worse to fucking who knows what now....
6/6
2016
I cannot believe there's no charitable fund to assist repatriating British citizens that are in hospital in Europe. #britsabroad
6/4
2016
Is it gin time yet? No... feels like it though.
6/3
2016
@monteiro @mistergough @MerriamWebster they may start throwing clogs at you... are you ready for that?Anyone know what kind of figure I'd be looking at to have a lounge chair recovered? #upcycleThe pinnacle of human innovation or the he pointlessness of human innovation? The internet of things: trouser set. https://t.co/NSlSeBZwstBut does it run OSX? The comparison is moot. https://t.co/sL9YWkIA8JThe BBC had a chance to make a whole new show, but instead decided to get people to try and ape a successful format. #TopGear
5/30
2016
What's the point of this new #TopGear It's just... lame, and boring.The @ashens HMHB Joy Devision Oven Glove comment just made me spurt tea over my iPad. Funny, but now have a tea soaked iPad.
5/29
2016
People that listen to shit music should have headphones stitched to their ears.Someone's editing a sports video behind me. If I hear this generic Eurotrance shit track one more time, their imac is going out the window.https://t.co/SiWjKJDqvp https://t.co/k78s3ZLITG @JimmyDiResta @damienleclerc From extensive research and analysis, you're looking for see-concept type C frames. Mine are arriving this week
5/26
2016
@sueperkins Hi sue, just wondered if you'd seen this yet? https://t.co/jF0oQUH9bp
Retweeted by phjilsOut for delivery, then four hours later back at the depot. Did you forget something @parcelforce ? Perhaps to deliver something today?
5/25
2016
@FastCoDesign Android needs a quick, one button "I want nothing but calls, texts and emails" option, and more granular control.
5/24
2016
Van or pickup? That's the question. Landcruiser or Transit?Speedy! https://t.co/4sSm0vnlwgI liked it then, and I like it now. I like it. https://t.co/t63vVrK1Q1 @TheCooperative
5/23
2016
@JimmyDiResta you must repost the picture of you & your palds. Don't be intimidated by people you haven't met and don't factor in your life.
5/22
2016
I don't really care who did what with whom with paddling pools & olive oil. Their choices don't impact on me whatsoever. What's your excuse?
5/21
2016
Yep, Windows phone just keeps waving the white flag, but no one cares. https://t.co/xmNFcAYmMd
5/18
2016
@FeatherCycles Those supermarket ones are grown quickly in forced nitrogen tents. Once out they starve. Seeds, light and lots of water.
5/16
2016
Went out for lunch at some chain pub. It wasn't good. @iliketomakestuf yeah you do... you do need a drone. Mmmm... Dronie dronie drone drone.
5/15
2016
Surrounded by morons. #Surrounded_by_morons.Hey, it's not his fault he can't afford to pay for the thing he agreed to buy. I shouldn't even be selling it, tempting him to spend money.Even if you've been fucked about by non-paying eBay scum, you can't leave negative reviews any more. Welcome to the no-blame society.
5/13
2016
@verge soon you will be able to register bobloblawlaw.blogHad I composed that properly, I should have added #ReleaseTheBeast https://t.co/Zqdm2UvQOt @MagnumUK @KendallJenner @MarkLabbett The Beast. https://t.co/B8Drftu7S6
5/12
2016
All the hipsters who allegedly sit in an eames dining chair at minimal desks clearly don't sit long enough for the backache to set in.People that win eBay auctions and then don't pay and never heard from again, should be removed from society, painfully.
5/11
2016
@laurenlaverne Because London
5/10
2016
Still haven't seen any Star Wars films.Twitter needs to create a filter for mothers day, because mothers day is in march, and in bored of hearing about this made up festival.
5/9
2016
Now that's an interesting propersition... https://t.co/xeloPXcM4A
5/8
2016
California Soul! @CCfunkandsoul is playing one of my all time favourite songs... Of All Time. Dancing about the kitchen.How radical creativity connects @tom_sachs with 'makers' across the globe. https://t.co/8oQty5Y8jP https://t.co/jSuF6cxPyi
Retweeted by phjilsGoodbye George. It wasn't fun.I assume the angry birds film will be as good as Street Fighter was.
5/7
2016
I'm going to have to see this. https://t.co/XkwyPKvtvCGot Friday off, so this is my last day of the working week. Sorry (not at all sorry).Don't forget to vote today. Apathy lets the idiots win.
5/5
2016

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