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Phil @phjils Bristol, UK

Maker of things. Photo/graphic freelancer. Hopeless coffee addict.

560 Following   78 Followers   5,724 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/19/08


banner image on new @realDonaldTrump's @potus account shows highly attended inauguration... from 2009… https://t.co/fpakIu4qqS
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1/20
2017
TRUE FACT. All my macs are crippled by "The IT Dept". https://t.co/hFjUB0AHGBWhy is @ThreeUK sending out messages with a bit.ly URL in it, asking for help? What's at the other end of that blind URL?
1/18
2017
This is brilliant. https://t.co/fsjNBSj2OP
1/15
2017
My fourth video is now up on YouTube. (Link in bio) The Atonement Bell Box, a Game of Thrones… https://t.co/wwPPGsAWeh
1/13
2017
@GavinFree ah, the gloriously impossible europlug. Bring back RF I say.Why do I have to answer a survey to finish reading an article on my local paper website? Isn't it enough that they don't employ journalists?Not my monkey. Not my circus. #dayjob
1/12
2017
Awesome https://t.co/qe8i123dUl
Retweeted by Phil @JimmyDiResta @SurgicalCoder After binge watching Mr. DiResta, life and normal speed seems very inefficient.
1/10
2017
@FCPcoffee oh yes... yes indeed.
1/9
2017
Wood stain takes too long to dry... I need this finished tomorrow and it's still bloody wet!
1/8
2017
I agree with this wholeheartedly... https://t.co/CDnQVwrRpv
1/6
2017
Air pollution bad for you. Fire hot. Water wet. Thank you BBC for such insightful news. #dumbingdown
1/5
2017
Some people I used to know added me on LinkedIn. Do people actually use LinkedIn?
1/3
2016
@Gizmodo The only the terrible about 5th Element is at it appears in your list. Alien Resurrection, that's a terrible movie.This is happening. New video... https://t.co/HXm92EkI5s
12/30
2016
Cock it! Yesterday I remembered that 2016 wipe was on today. Today I forgot to record it...Download and Enjoy https://t.co/3ERoDJFoSS via @Sellfy
12/29
2016
2016. https://t.co/UFBMDpE8QO
Retweeted by PhilMy Xmas reading supplied by @JimmyDiResta and #LarsMytting. Thank you both for these books. https://t.co/r0tj1ktBmE
12/27
2016
What the captain said. https://t.co/fMB4FsPasB
12/25
2016
Working, cooking, cleaning, driving, visiting, purchasing. Makes you wonder what the point of having a holiday is. I am not relaxed.I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.
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12/24
2016
I registered a domain w/ @1and1help_uk and ◀24 hrs later I am being spammed & cold-called by so-called web design companies. Coincidence?
12/23
2016
For when only the cheapest will do... B&Q. It's not actually bad stuff. https://t.co/5NY4cVQVxE
12/22
2016
Sally Army guy at Morrison's playing a CD of brass band music shaking a bucket. I'll not throw a coin in for pressing a button. Humbug.Quoted in an extraordinary accurate Bostrailian accent, I must add. https://t.co/RBz8HzGKFXRight! Talking of piss-boiling, let's talk about management degree intake. 21 year olds who have no clue how to wor… https://t.co/29rAOdSeunHappy Winter Solstice everyone. Wassail with your nearest tree tonight. https://t.co/cggTeYv40D
12/21
2016
@ohheygreat @annapickard Push pineapple shake a tree. Repeat until eventually decent into mental illness.My name is Barron von Frankenklamp. Maybe I need longer clamps...🤔 https://t.co/buHnZIBoFnNew #maker video has landed. Check it out. https://t.co/oXcQImdFJ9New video is up. Take a look. Be nice. https://t.co/fZaLpDSfl3Sketchup? No, I work with much more detailed plans... https://t.co/rbU0GikCS9
12/19
2016
IT Jobs Explained With A Broken Lightbulb. Full comic here https://t.co/cvtqQuLosw Thanks @bluewake #unix #linuxhttps://t.co/XjEDSZ4kP1
Retweeted by PhilIt's done. Video will be up tonight (or tomorrow morning). #maker #mirror #shaker #oak https://t.co/lcN4w2mfof
12/18
2016
Double pinned and buttery smooth. It's like dowel porn. Honest wholesome woodworking porn. Just… https://t.co/NYo4Pc68jOWhile technically I'm not supposed to have this until Xmas, sometimes you just got to cut… https://t.co/nVWtfAkSuc @jessicahische We replaced our 2012 machines this year with 4K iMacs, and sent them back after three days. Old machines faster...
12/17
2016
There will be a new video this weekend... probably. Sorry for the wait, it's all a bit busy ATM. 💻☎🛠 @verge Pinterest misses on so many more points than those listed...Schools out, bit tomorrow I'm working harder than I've ever done, in my workshop, making Xmas.
12/16
2016
@verge OK, who didn't tell Donald he is special today?I sacked off @Evernote during the last great migration but this is ridiculous. Evernote used to be great, now it's… https://t.co/qfsmyWpJrfMy thought of the day: you can't fix stupid.
12/14
2016
There's nothing too clever about being a sysadmin. We're just idiots with a selection of hammers.
12/13
2016
Last week of work before two weeks off It's a shame there's this whole Xmas thing going on
12/12
2016
Hot mulled chocolate wine? Erm... Yes!
12/11
2016
I love that this page exists, although slightly worried that it's from the Federal Highways Administration: https://t.co/7mjqETqeLPThe axe restoration will have to wait until after Christmas... too much to do, so many things to… https://t.co/8eknH9vfuE
12/10
2016
End of year group meeting cancelled. Yay! Meeting rescheduled for next week. Urgh. @Morrisons £15 in @sainsburys
12/9
2016
Christmas. Done. https://t.co/DEN2PSXcd7
12/8
2016
Nice to see Apple have removed the option to make RAID arrays in 10.11. diskutil method still works though. It's as if RAID is a bit pro.
12/7
2016
@cultofmac Probably. They don't do anything unique from the phone they need to pair to. They solve a problem that doesn't exist.
12/4
2016
It's probably very unhealthy, but I just love sniffing boiled linseed oil...
12/3
2016
SUPPORT Designer Makers & Indi shops this Christmas. EVERY SALE HELPS! Join the campaign - https://t.co/tnDjg1Aa5Y https://t.co/IqSBPgyZUF
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12/2
2016
Out upon a foggy night ... https://t.co/U4H3Ep1y6s
12/1
2016
@ashens I remain subscribed to the sofa of purest brown.See also Siri, Cortana, the Google one... by the time you've got it to understand what you said, you could have ju… https://t.co/MsSoxGGx2v @Gordon_Keenan You're not wrong there...
11/30
2016
I thought Macs were expensive. I was asked to spec up a rack mounted Dell workstation. I stopped at £66k. They want to spend about £1500.
11/29
2016
Under Jobs, but t was, but Apple seem to slacking on all things Mac lately. Mac is Apples's albatross over iDevice… https://t.co/LhZjUBaOZ3Trump sent 9 tweets in the past 12 hours about the recount —someone has gotten under Trump's skin. https://t.co/rQ7uc4e6CX
Retweeted by Phil @JimmyDiResta And another one... why doesn't YouTube allow the community to flag copyright theft? https://t.co/i4mO7vq9aH @JimmyDiResta Someone else is stealing your stuff, even using your name! https://t.co/XwOez6zUzo
11/27
2016
Ah... cuppa tea. Lovely.It's funny, it was only a few weeks ago I read a massive piece in the Guardian about Hygge, and now this? https://t.co/fcLwDK9D3J
11/26
2016
I've already had breakfast, but I have an overwhelming compunction to purchase a bacon sandwich. @NPGLondon clearly a fox in lizard armour...
11/25
2016
Every so often I have to install Windows on something. Then I remember... drivers; and all the drivers OEMs post for the same product.
11/21
2016
You really do... https://t.co/YMjU92M4Id
11/20
2016
@NarratedPOTUS @IanAMartin Trump day one job. Close all theatres and other places where people who enjoy liberal arts might congregate.
11/19
2016
@FeatherCycles JJ's? Classy.
11/18
2016
@CreativeBloq It looks good enough drop Apple products. I don't care about how thin my computer is, I want more capability and a good price.Hey @Apple , the mini rang. It went to HP to "get serious" about being a viable computer again. https://t.co/rzygSKj68q
11/16
2016
No, seriously... they have lost their sh*t! https://t.co/SROs6LFVO5After listening to the latest @makingitpodcast I thought @JimmyDiResta may be interested in this: https://t.co/2mJvBejt0q
11/15
2016

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